>Lap:#7270>Countdown to Waffle Deathtrap GP::https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142981363>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:219 (216 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:31>Femando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:192>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan81>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 265 (+10)NOR: 189 (+18)LEC: 162 (+12)SAI: 154 (+8)PIA: 149 (+25)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 389 (+16)McLaren: 338 (+43)Ferrari: 322 (+20)Mercedes: 240 (+19)Aston Martin: 69 (+11)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 806.32 (+54.52)RIC: 805.19 (+50.15)HAM: 770.13 (+18.37)>News:FP1: VER PIA ALBFShtters Quali: VOI DUN FORFKino quali NOWFP2 in a bong
lol
gimi
>FIA starts monitoring flexi-wings at Spa>McLel's pace instantly drops offImagine my shock. McLaren just can't stop cheating, can they?>spygate>Hamilton/Trulli incidentWhat happened at the latter? I'm glad you asked.>Hamilton lied about not receiving orders to let Trulli past during the safety car phase at the end of 2009s Australian Grand Prix.>Trulli ran off the track during the SC and was passed by Hamilton. Overtaking isn't allowed under SC so Hamilton was told by his team to let Trulli past again. In the following interview by the stewards, Hamilton lied and told them that Trulli passed him on his own and that he didn't receive any instructions to let him by. This lead to Trulli receiving a 25-second time penalty for overtaking under SC which put Hamilton on the podium.>Due to Hamilton stating conflicting information in different interviews ("Trulli overtook me under yellow flag" vs. "I was instructed to let Trulli past"), the stewards got curious and eventually resummoned Hamilton and Mclaren again where they played them an audio recording that clearly showed that Hamilton was given instructions to let Trulli past. It was concluded that Hamilton (and Mclaren) had intentionally lied to the stewards in order to gain an advantage by getting Trulli penalized. Hamilton was disqualified, McLaren had the contructor's points removed and McLaren sporting director Dave Ryan was fired as he was the one who instructed Hamilton to lie.>After the announcement of the verdict, Hamilton faced the public and expressed his remorse. The Briton spoke of having made a big "mistake". He had been instructed by the team to withhold information.
Cunny
>If Max is first, Sergio should be right behind in P2.>If Max has a problem with his car, Sergio should always right there to take P1.>Anything else is a fail and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.>I know that there are "other reasons" to keep Checo but this is tough. You gotta deliver.Based Brundle calling out RB for only keeping Checo for the money he brings in.
>>142988670Timeline status?
>>142988695The cartel is blackmailing hornyman
DUN DUN DUN (REMIX)
DUNDUNDUN
Intercourse with Natalie Pinkham, exclusively in the mating press position.
>>142988695Mexicans and Chicanos are the best consumers ever created. Somehow they managed to out due us in Obesity (with Chicanos contributing to our numbers too).
Yeah I'm thinkin mcbased and basedcedes have a trick up their sleeve and AMX will be left smelling their shits even if he qualifies first.
>>142988735
>>142988660HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142988670What a Yoke!!! >>142988701Gp2 timeline
/biz/ idea: endurance pits for F1
>>142988738need bri'ish mommy
>>142988738https://youtu.be/HhdERXUpNCs?si=cuGJtsf8lDhT6QD5
>>142988760Can you take off your VPN already or at least change the country? I don't wanna filter the entirety of Finland just because of your mentally ill ass.
Who's actually in charge at Alpine the star studded owners or Laurent Rossi or the higher ups at the automative division? They're so disorganized its unbelievable
>>142988816never seen him so animated, is this after hungary or when?
Gonna kek if sainz beats chuck this yearWill be even funnier if washed Lewis beats him next year
FLAVIO BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>142988839>never seen him so animatedItalian blood
>>142988834According to Ocon it's just a bunch of people running everything
>>142988816>that quick look backhe's talking shit about someone
>>142988779He made a mistake staying at aston
>>142988821>>142988801>>142988738I love milfs so fucking much bros it's unreal
MASIIII
mechachromed again
>>142988816>>142988880Yeah he has the "Six beers in talking shit about the stupid shit his ex did" look
Even Alpine F2 is failingWhat the hell is going on
>Alpine livery>Car blows upit's like poetry, it rhymes
>>142988900my nigga bernie
>>142988909>"Yeah I'm telling you Checo is a fucking FROCIO and Horner an Toto-">"Ok GP but can you answer me about my tire degradation please"
>>142988821>stevie tarberry's car
*wins*
>>142989031*loses
BOOOOOOO IM THE GHOST OF EAU ROGUE MY DIGIT OR CLOSEST DIGIT WILL THE LIFE OF THIS DRIVER AT RADILLON
>>142989078bottasbros...
Dead thread
>terminally online indononce always monitoring these threads to further shit them up at any given opportunity
>>142989078>All this stuff for Antoine and nothing for this lil fella
>>142989093>survival cell made in China>built of wooden panels painted to look like carbon fiberWell, he had it coming
>Bruno Famin to leave alpine
So you are telling me that as soon as FIA starts monitoring for illegal parts Red Bull looks the fastest again? It's too early to tell but I'm going to laugh really hard if Cheatlaren gets exposed like this
mini brundle shitting on f1 being easy mode cause the radio is constantly telling them what's going on but f2 doesn't have that
>>142989167>>Bruno Famin to leave alpinesource ?
>>142989197F1 cars will be this "small" again in 2026.
>>142988695to do that he'd need to be almost as good as verstappenwhat a load of fucking rubbish
>>142989204Whoops, he's just stepping down as team principal, my badhttps://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/breaking-alpine-confirm-bruno-famin-to-leave-his-role-as-team-principal.6DSk2P3Vv0X7LPBFeR5IN2
>>142989204>anon can't do independent researchThis pleases Marine
>>142989170Why do people not understand circuits differ from eachother in terms of what cars they favour?
What's wrong with Mclaren?Why can't they stop cheating?
>>142989236dts didn't teach him that
>>142989232too lazy to do it>>142989231fuck that guy, fuck every alpine worker, fuck renault
>>142989119>>built of wooden panels painted to look like carbon fibersounds like they copied colin chapman's design philosophy without realising the technology has improved since he passed away
>>142989239Why would they stop? There's no reward for not cheating
>bearshit
angry manlet, he'll fit right in at nu-minardi
Bearman really got lucky with that Saudi Arabia performance
Why is hadjar so angry all the time?
Bearman will get replaced wih Italian Gimi in 2026
>>142989170it can be just hard sandbagging for one week to gain something at the green table
>>142989309nafri blood
>>142989309he's tied to a team that'll never do anything with him so he feels like he needs to have exceptional results to get anywhere unlike some other drivers
>>142989320NARG will have better options in 2026 than Hass
>>142989258>they copied colin chapman's designthey saw>LOTUS PANEL SURVIVAL CELL F1 F2 F3 F-E MAN WOMAN CHILDREN BOY GIRL FUN TECHNOLOGY RACING LIGHTWEIGHT CAR TUNING SPEED FAST DELIVERY -90% 1.99$on Aliexpress and they've been running with that since
what will be her strat this weekend
>>142989320Not A Real Bear
>>142989404HIPS
>>142989404any non ferrari strategy wins when you have a fresh engine vs older ones at spa
>>142989213Those are 2017-2021 cars. They are no smaller than 2022-2025 cars.
>>142989404No idea but here's mine:
>>142989450Dead Bull though
>>142989450They shortened the drs zone
>>142989404Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>142989170I kinda don't want that to happen. Doomposting is comfy in a weird way.Akin to how a cling to my cronic depression as something that is at least... something. But I think Max MAY win this one afterall, so that is surprising. I hope McLaren eat shit for all eternity.
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>>142989513all according to the plan
>>142989513You post this with IE?
>>142989513Alpain-Renlol at WRC when?
>>142989513bravo macron
>drinking a milkshake from mcdonalds for the first time in years>it's retardedly sweetit's exactly like watching f1 in the 90s and then coming back in 2021that's okay, i'll still keep drinking this garbage
>>142989513About time
What is wrong with the french?
>>142989197>>142989270>a webm and it's not the schizo posting his hamilton seethe webmsfinally, some good fuckin food
>>142989558they are, uh, selfish?
>>142989513woah, you are as fast as renault f1 engine
Tifosibros, we got too proudy.
>yugi 60 place grid penalwe're so fucking back
>>142989513
>>142989614Boomer rage
>>142989549stealing this one
>>142989630>GP2 ENGINE GP2 ARHHRHHRHEUEUEURHHHEHEHAAGHGHGHHH
>>142989614THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
>>142989558they exist
>>142989513Great news, Dacia F1 about to join the grid
Mountain view sexo
>>142989630Biz idea: when you get a grid penalty that puts you behind the last spot on the grid, you're looped all the way back to the front again.
"rain"
>>142989513>Welcome to the 2025 Mercedes/Ferrari World Championship>>142989668Soon
>>142989668Dacia is currently testing a Dakar concept (with ICE) which honestly looks fucking coolhttps://www.instagram.com/the_dacia_sandriders/
It was nice to watch Max in FP1, when he is with the car he is a joy to watch circulate.
>>142989513when I say K, you say WAB
>>142989513kek what a brique
>>142989734glad I escaped this curse
>>142989734What happened in 1992?
Michael?!
>>142989734All the Kévins fucking died, I haven't met one in over a decade now
>>142989513Mercedes 1
>>142989778It was a hot summer
>>142989778sweltering summer
>>142989778The hot sweltering summer of 1992...
>>142989778Ar' Nige won
>>142989378kek
>>142989778You wouldn't get it
>>142989734le kwabé
When will Naomi Scnhiff wear her Shiny Slacks again? And she's part Belgium
>EXPOSED to the elements
So basically, for those who were barely listening, Hitech will purchase Alpine-Mercedes with the help of Flavio Briatorie, Sainz will be signed and once the takeover is complete they will controversially announce Mazepin as their second driver.
How will Apex perform this weekend?Will we get into the points?
I HATE THE ALIEXPRESS DRONEI HATE THE ALIEXPRESS DRONEI HATE THE ALIEXPRESS DRONE
I love how Max (the Fraud) is starting to crack under the slightest pressure.Max (the Fraud) has no talent or skill and that his success was all due to his car.Seeing that Norris, Lewis and Piastri are running rings around him gives me joy.
>>142989878hayes is washed m8
>>142989878Sonny Hayes dies in Radillon (it's an improv bit)
>>142989404A fine Spanxette Specimen
>>142988900Same bro. Same.
>dutch>people Lmao
>>142989892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDVHs-juPo
You have to choose between George Rusell or Lando Norris as a permanent roommate. Who do you choose and why?
>>142989916rustig broeder
>>142989943George seems like less of an annoying brainrotted zoomer.
>>142989943jorj seems like the kind of guy who'd clean up for me on his own if I leave enough shit lying around
Ocon made a right decision
>>142988900>milf taller than youGod dammit I wish that was fucking me.
>>142989931
yeah amx is gonna destroy everyone on sunday lmao
Red Bull is fastest car since 2021
>>142989943Norris. Rusell seems to be disconnected from the masses and probably has no fucking idea how to talk to normal people.
>>142989943jorj, don't even need a bed just his charging platform so there's more room
>>142989943>lando would constantly be doing twitch streams and throwing darts at his oscar piastri shaped dartboard>the electricity bill would skyrocket as a result of russell's 6 foot neon lit up portrait of queen elizabeth plus you'd have to watch him take off his skinsuit each nightTough call but probably Jorj
>>142989996Pace difference won't be enough to win, he'll get a podium though
renlol should just sell the team at this rate
>>142989943norris is an actual bona fide moron. i feel like that would get old very quickly
>>142989513so they will be kicked out of F1 now right? FOM made is such a big deal that Andretti couldn't join without their own PU, so if a team decides to no longer make a PU they should just be removed all together correct?
How do we get 2021 Max back?
we should make drivers poor enough that they have to post lewds on onlyfans, like the brits are doing with their (really really gay) divers
sirs?
>saar do not redeem company
>>142989931you are not adressing the issue that max is a Fraud.
>>142990060Maybe Norris in blackface?
>>142989943>norris>spoiled>annoying>mental midget>no rizz>looks like an amerimutt goblin>regularly cries when overwhelmed with emotion>jorj>soft-skinned>most likely a poofter>not a real boy>constantly talks like a posh grandpa (blimey!)>narcissist>only drinks cafe latte>regularly cries when overwhelmed with emotionTough call. Both would be unbearable after some time.
>>142990060Unironically give El Hamil a good car
>>142989996Everyone is now copying his FP1 higher downforce setup.
verstoppen BTFO
>>142990064Isn't that quite gay?
anyone got a french stream? Canal+ maybe. I don't want to listen to croft and my app shit the bedagain
>>142989943Norris is peak zoomer so russell wins by default
>all those runoff areasMany deaths were had in this track.
>no radio of Max so farI hope he's shouting slurs and swears permanently to ward off liberty media
>>142990153Digits and we get one more this weekend
>>142990189one more roll for this
>>142990189>>142990200Gonna be injury
>red bull is bad in sector 1 and 3 but good in 2>RB is good in sector 1 and 3 but bad in 2
forget about firing Perez, just straight up kill this useless piece of shit
>>142990189>>142990200Macaubros… i dont feel so good…
Has croft the fat cunt mentioned that max was sim racing all night last week.
>>142990219>killSee, this is what video games do to your brain
>>142990143it is
>>142990219Least violent brazilian
>>142990200
>>142990248We don't like gays here
>>142990200french driver (across f1-f3) gets itdigits decide numer
Why are the Alpenis red?
Alonsobros ........
>>142990265speak for yourself
>>142990267Special Deadpool x Spiderman livery
>>142990290Timeline status?
>>142990266hail Satan>F1 related as m*rcedes is the Great Satan
>>142990290kick causes cancer
PS3 to win please, we need lando to hang himself
Piastribros, what just happened?
>>142990143
>some kids birthday party>rap music starts playing>only black kid there starts dancingwhat did sky mean by this
>>142990297Well, I do regret asking now.F1 has fallen.
>>142990297Why Alpine? They're French. Why not Haas?
>>142990318Goblin gains favours
spa is such a nice circuit
>>142990189>>142990200This is the second dubs we've had lately claiming fatalities on Spa. Getting kinda dangerous desu
>>142990329One of the capeshit actors owns part of the team
>>142990290Is McLaren the great Satan reincarnated?
>>142990329An owner of the Alpine-Mercedes F1 team is the actor who plays the Dead Pool.
>>142990329it's a ryan reynolds movie and he holds a stake in alpine
>>142989980I suffer as a tall man.
>>142990351HHHHNNNNGGGGG
>>142990351breasts, milk, cum
>rain in 0
>>142990343>>142990349>>142990350Horrible.
>>142990336I know right? Belgians are amazing
>>142989943Can I just have max?
>>142990336Its actually a beautiful place until you realize the trek to go there.. 3 hour bus ride from Brussles and you don't get home till 11pm.. On top of that you need you can't even pay in cash you pay in tokens... Nice setting in the Ardennes Forest but long journey
>kmag and hulk on different set ups>Kmag going way faster
>>142990379Max would be the most tolerable.
THE GAUL EDDÉDOU CHARDON
>>142990400what if you live in liege thoughever
>>142990400>BrusslesWhy would anyone care how far Spa is from that shithole?
Mercedesisters we got too proudy.
>>142990379he'll just spend the entire night simracing and then break your doors
>>142990400But that's a good thingThe journey let's you reflect all the wars that were fought there and the many brave soldiers that died to give us world peace and freedom
amxbros how ogre is it?
I wish I was that one guy chilling in the hammock watching the cars
>>142990412anyone still have the lewd pic of gasly's mom?
>>142990425So he won't annoy you and break a door with his bare hands to save pets? Based
>>142989614what's going on here?
did komatsu say dry rice instead of dry race?
nevermind I have it
>>142989513>>142989631
>>142990403>>142990379Max would just simrace all day and all night and the lights and noise would keep you up.When you ask him to turn it down he would probably screech and kill you.Hamilton would offer you vegan shit all day and complain "Why are you not doing the dishes man"Sainz would leave hair everywhere.Gasly would try to fuck you every 5 minutes.Ocon would try to kill you every 5 minutes.
>>142990425don’t people know that what is keeping the door locked is the door handle? no need to smash the actual door
>>142990432
>>142990421Cuz its the one of the few only places in Belgium that offer cheap public transportation to the GP. Good job there from the organizers
>>142990454why do you have it saved
>>142990425>Max has Kelly over>"Oh FFS they are going to be going at it all night">Get woken up by a banging sound >Go do to get a drink>See Kelly >Mfw it's just max hitting his desk in anger >Mfw he locked her out because she was distracting him
>>142990454yjk
>>142990470thats a man
That looks proper lush that
>>142990470wtfff
>>142990488I mean yeah it's Gasly
McLaren is clearly the best car at the moment.
Why Oscar hate tarmac?
Chuck would be the best roommate
bong ad using music from a classic swedish moviebased
>>142990470Wow he met Bottas' girlfriend?
>>142990499thank you for you thorough analysis
>>142990115He's literally me
>>142990499no one is denying that. only people who are delusional are the red bull is 6th fastest car hose wearing pussybois
>>142990454Poor camera.
Max of Verstappen is currently leading the world champio.
>>142990505He longs for the Aussie outback
>>142990412Does being a dad really make you get bigger??? Mr. Gasly surely wasn't that big when he had his first child
UK used to have cool ads. What happened?
>>142990470French Iris
>>142990421I heard it was Bruges that was the shithole.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>142990531No, small surpluss in calories over the years does.
>>142990470they werent kidding when they said too much sun destroy your skin eh
>>142990535native population got replaced by pakis and jeets
I think either Kmag or Bottas will drive for Sauber 2025, 1 year contract.No fucking way Sainz will drive Sauber 2025.
>>142990539lmao from who did you hear that? Mohammed Francois? Bruges is one of the only bigger cities that isn't completely tainted at this point.
>>142990454>Be ugly old sack of crap>Still bother putting fake nails on your fingers and toes like it will make a differenceWhy are women so retarded, bros?
>>142990539No Bruges is arguably one of the nicest cities in Belgium but i can see why you might not like it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk__EJoInGA
ANOTHER EXCELLENT RECOVERY TO P8 FOR CHECO LET'S GOOOOOOO
Poorez focusing on race pace again
>>142990539It's like a fucking fairy tale
>>142990454Is that his mom or a "sponsor"?
>>142990570It's like polishing a turd, similar to fat women. They do their hair and makeup thinking its going to make a difference, anything not to shovel food in their mouth and having to exercise.
>>142990570why do you care?
For the 0 anons who asked here is a quick rundown on the wings the teams are running.>Red BullThe Saudi Arabia wing.>MclarenNew wing for Spa, probably run it in Monza also.>FerrariNew wing for Spa, they also brought a low drag front wing.>MercedesThe 2023 Monza rear wing, they also snipped their front wing a little.>Aston Martin/RB/Williams/Alpine/KickerNew rear wing for Spa, probably run it in Monza also>HaasAdapted Rear wing taken from their Miami spec, the first time the team has done this, they usually cut their normal wing down a little to "create" a low drag rear wing.
>>142990535>UK used to have cool ads.When?
>>142990569Cringe>>142990576>>142990591Based.
>>142990454>>142990470orange
>>142990570women do nails to show off to other women, no man likes long painted nails
>Copy we are checking
we are checking
>>142990613idk know what's the male equivalent of this, should ask /fit/
>>142990640>idk know what's the male equivalent of thisBeards
>>142990640beard mogging
>>142990565he's going to merc, pesto gimi to wiliams
>>142990644Women like beards
>>142990660>women like horrible thingsYeah
>>142990660No they don't
>>142990505American movie steering input
>>142990644beards are for hiding weak chins and attracting a certain type of bottoms
>>142990644Lots of women actually like/prefer beards
>>142989943landohe's more chilled out, and plays vidya so we could hit some CS2 together and im sure we would be good buddies, except that im super poor
>>142990660>>142990665>>142990672Women like anything if the guy is naturally attractive. It's pointless to argue about.
>>142990539Bruge is beautiful... You don't want to go anywhere else in Belgium after going there
>>142990660>>142990683most like the 1-3days beards not the 1-3months beards
>>142990694>>142990690correct
>>142990672yeah they do, but only if it's properMost beardlets can only grow around their neck / at the bottom of their face, without growing any on their cheeks, which makes it look unkempt
>>142990694That's not a beard though
Fucking boring to watch
>>142990369Grrrrrrr
>>142990708thats what they like though
There are women out there who genuinely find lance attractive
>>1429906941-3 days is just stubble, I've been surprised to hear from women (usually 25+) that actually prefer a guy to have 1-2 week beard.
Chinless beardcels absolutely coping
>>142990523I don't know where Red Bull stands. Either Verstappen is extremely good, or Perez is extremely shit.
mclaren wins lol
>>142990708That is. Anything more than that screams homeless bum.
>>142990724>Rich as fuckI would also find him attractive
>>142990724so? there are niggas that would fuck bernie collings ITT right now
>>142990731Mustache+stubble+strong jaw is as good as it gets.
>>142990732Not even the sixth fastest car, bro
>>142990708Surprise! Women don't know shit
>>142990732False dilemma, both of those things are true
>>142989857Kino.
>>1429907425 pints
>>142990724They'd find you attractive too if you had a couple of millions in the bank
>>142990732perez came 2nd last year in the wdc by fucking up just as much as he does this year. be reasonable, do you really believe perez is the second best driver on the grid?
>Checo Pérez took on one of the locals in a game of connect four in the paddock and won. I don’t often see the Mexican driver full of joy but he clearly enjoyed this challenge.
>>142989943George obviously.
>>142990759He looks like the village people and you’re open like ralf
>>142990505>Why Oscar hate tarmac?It's black.
>>142990786It's his first win at a race track in a while.
>>142990732People act like perez isn't consistent but he is one of the most consistent drivers out there. When the car was good he was getting P2s. Then the car was OK he started to be shit. Now the car is shit and surprise surprise he is shit. The definition of a carbaby.
>>142990785also he was 2nd in the standings this year after the first 5 races
>>142990785No, that's a bullshit cope that I've debunked hundreds of times. The Red Bull is just harder to drive than the other cars, but there are easy circuits on which that doesn't matter, and that's how Perez was able to close the gap.
>>142990817after 6 races*>>142990821no one takes you seriously, you're a genuine schizo who lives in another reality
>>142990499>>142990732>>142990816Really? :)
>>142990839The only people who don't take me seriously are pozzed in the head.
>The APX crew are once again with us on track and in the paddock with the movies co-star Damon Idris enjoying a Belgium waffle. I asked him what he thought of it and he said it was good.Why? The shooting and editing has to be done by now, right? The hell are they doing here?
Interesting how McLaren have a new wing specifically for Spa when the FIA is investigating front wings.
>>142990403George*
Ok but where the fuck is Mercedes? Literally in the midfield atm
Ruth is a treasure
>>142990880yeah but the kind of treasure you found at the bottom of the ocean. old and rusty
>>142990867They're pacing themselves
>>142990867pay no mind definitely has nothing to do with the fia slapping a camera on their car to monitor the flex in the front wing.
first 6 racesred bull > ferrari > mclel races 7, 10, 11, 13mclel > red bull > ferrarimonacoferrari > mclel > redbull/merccanada and britainmerc > mclel > red bull
>>142990786welcome, checo perez
he looks about 10 years older, the fuck happened?
>>142990867Quali will be wet so they turned down their engines
>>142990880Her looks and voice make me physically ill
>10 placesThe fix is in
>>142990867They just need more time.
>>142990915The result of being up against the ultimate racing autist. Also your team KWABing you.
>>142990867Give my boy Merce-lingz more time. It's still a young team.
perez's final race.
2 more weeks
>>142990867Sir Lewis Hamilton was carrying the entire team until AD21 broke him
>the webm that absolutely mindbroke pozfags
>>142991018Very uncharacteristic.
>>142991018Formula Regional move from Max
>>142990955fucking her senseless on the starting grid as cars vrooming by
>>142991018Woah he turned into a corner and left enough space on the insideStill Max's fault
>>142991034Me on the left
>>142991068
>>142991018nothing to see here, move along>>142991068>"left enough space">directly turns into max, putting his wheel in front max'sanother worthless britoid post
>>142990613Toilet water is an issue with toilet tissue. With no budget definitely India levels of fecal contamination>>142990742Id slay that slag dead sober from Saturday to Sunday.
>>142991018volumes
>>142991068he moved under braking nigga and thats why max locked the tires. had to avoid
fat fuck
>>142990927It's Red Bull's fault for losing Honda.Now Honda are stopping support for the Red Bull Power Train the cracks are forming in the reliability.I only hope Ford can do something with that engine otherwise Red Bull and Visa Cash App Red Bull are finished in 2026.You might have a Mclaren/Alpine title fight with the Mercedes engine.
>>142991100>Toilet water is an issue with toilet tissueis this a proverb
>Alpine-MercedesI am so glad I wasn't born Fr*nch
>>142991018>defends max after his crash with norris saying that he doesn't think it was intentional>shows footage of hamilton steering into verstappenWhen is F1 media going to do something about Alex Brundle?
>>142991018Delet
>>142990915Heavy heavy drinking of hard cider to cope with Zak Brown and Co publicly gaping him despite being faster
>>142991096>>directly turns into max, putting his wheel in front max'sHe's required to leave a car's width, which he didOnly reason there was contact because Max braked far too late and locked up>>142991132Nope
>>142991166I doubt the alpine naming is staying.
>>142990821>>142991018>>142991091Meds
>>142991191they should just sell the team
>>142991018>>142991113well well well
>>142991132Stewards explicitly stated that car 44 did not move under breaking.Fucking retard.
>>142991018This is where hamilcar is the goat. Bombing opponents and getting away with it
>>142991018You can immediately draw out the Hamilsissies by posting this webm anytime in the future. They will try to defend the neekeri every time.This webm is amazing, it will make them seethe for eternity. No wonder they didn't show this onboard during the broadcast.
>another mercedes powered eternal midfield/backmarker team:)>a constructor with a respectable motorsport history, which has won multiple indycar championships:(
Don't blame Hamilton, he is just aging and the reflexes don't work as well anymore.
>>142991018>liberty media deliberately not showing the onboard during the broadcast because they have to defend their pet nigger
>>142991168Alex Brundle needs to be protected at all cost.
>>142991265Yeah so much skill to cheat and get away with it because of your skin color.
still going on about this shit cause max was too dumb to turn, crazy
>>142991152Yes my good man. Buy me a mid triple blended Irish Whiskey and I'll pen the book of proverbs for swarthy bastards by le swarthiest bald bastard.... Typo >>142990613Toilet water is an issue with toilet tissue. With no BIDET definitely India levels of fecal contamination
>>142991269I don't even like Hamilton, the entire point is you have to be as retarded as TeamLH to defend Max's retarded divebomb here
>>142991346His arms were too tired from all the sim racing the night before
>>142991269first time?
>>142991316It's because the camera being shown at the time was the rear camera, DTS newfag
>>142991316>>142991339Racism is bad.
>>142991406Sim jerking with thrust master feedback set to max
Why is /f1/ so dead?
>>142991673Too many gimmicks.
>>142991673Too many gimmick posters. Every thread is the same unless something happens mid week
>>142991673>no crash>no yellow>no red>no driver to mock
Why is F1 not an Olympic sport?
>hamilton at fault 9 out of 10 times>but the one time he actually dindu nuffin suddenly you have to be a hamilfagI hate cults
>>142991826you have to go back
>>142991826>he actually dindu nuffinsounds like you're pozzed in the head
>>142991803Why would anyone want to see a bunch of amateurs racing in F2 cars on some random track?
>>142991803Because F1 is a show and not a sport
>alpines livery this weekend is some american movie>is owned by americans>olympics in paris is opened by lady gagaWhy dont they like their own country?
>>142983359
>>142991803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1wFKv9nJTs
>>142991018What is that little move to the left and back again to right?
Turns out cars 'built for combat' aren't safe after all
>>142992108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e68nuAcSuWQ
F1 drivers need a super license to participate in grands prix/f1/ posters need a driver’s license to participate on /sp/
>>142992262Is he alright?
>>142992262RIP SONNY NOOOOOO
Explain to a midbrain like me how it is that McLaren qualified 6 tenths behind AMX at Bahrain and Saudia Arabia, and yet now look capable of beating AMX by half a second if qualifying is dry tomorrow?
>>142992271>drivers licenseMore like 5k iracing minimum
>>142992397Lady in Green mogs them all.
>>142992397Flexi-wing cheating, probably.
>>142992397Adrian Newey is sabotaging
>>142992397Saudi Arabia is a technical track, shitters get exposed pretty badly there
>>142992215It's so slowed down that it's probably just a little jitter that doesn't mean much but my headcanon is that he is perfectly positioning his wheel so that Max will drive into it without the merc taking any damage. It's his signature move but he is usually on the inside.
>>1429923974 months have passed
>>142992397They found the cheatcode for the secret engine modes
>>142991673max stopped winning
>>142992459newey is pure shit, bro
>Batman's no kill rule came from editors wanting reoccurring fan favourite villainsF1 related revelations like this
>>142992521>merc taking any damageCan ferrari pull this off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDxEewxnP2Y
>>142992610f1s no kill rule comes from the expense of hiring new drivers
>>142992610>FIA's no penalty rule came from globohomos wanting Kwabmilton to win
>>142992610Formula 1's drag reduction system came from the owners wanting more action on the track to attract fans
>>142992637No, the Ferrari will instantly explode if Hamilton tries to use his old moves. I don't know what kind of material they use but the merc seems indestructible at points. I remember Hamilton driving into the back of Max in 2021 at crazy speed but the car was completely fine.
>>142992397They upgraded their car while Red Bull stagnated
>>142992728Mercedes might be cheating
why isn't f1 in the olympics?
>>142993114>>142991803
>.webm>15 matcheshe's been seething again has he
>>142993114Why doesn't F1 have a refugee team?
>>142993246?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gFZoQTMp2k
>>142992397They are cheating
>>142992397They are operating in contrary to the rules and regulations
>>142993324Haas
>>142992397They have Edd Straw the Aerodynamicist, while Red Bull have the guy who created the 2009 BMW Sauber that convinced BMW to abandon the sport.
>>142993356the anglogermcucks seething about hamilton for a week, most recently this thread
>>142994503>tfw no iracing past 11
>>142994503Meme language
>>142994593You've been seething about AD21 for like 3 years now even though we've absolutely annihilated all your arguments countless times, m8
>>142994593>"he's been">suddenly it's multiple peoplewhat is it, vpn chingchong?
>>142990400>Taking the bus instead of driving thereishygddt
LA CREATURA
>>142995134all that make-up to make your face look like a glossy pear
>>142994744tftp fr fr what is Finlan hiding
>>142995134>>142995267nice body for her age but her face genuinely unnerves me, that shit is junji ito material
>>142992610FIA's reliability focus and "no racing allowed" rules were brought in to protect sponsors images and give them more air time.
>>142995134>>142995267don't post the swimming suit photo(please post the swimming suit photo)
How many junior drivers have had their careers wrecked by going to F2 and the car blowing up every other race?
>>142995267>well, she doesn't look that bad for a 50yo woman>look it up>she is 34>tay tay is also 34
>>142995769You're lying right? No way Ruth is 34
>>142995769>>142995829anons...
>>142992610The FIA's "no tyre change during pitstops" rule for the 2005 season came from other teams putting pressure on them, wanting Ferrari's dominance to end.
Why are bongs like this
>>142992582yeah, only a shit person would sabotage their own team
>>142996098>bongsShe's Irish.
>>142995134Meanwhile 38 yo hag Gaga
>>142995134>>142995556>>142995267>The hannya mask portrays the souls of women who have become demons due to obsession or jealousyhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannya
>>142996098Bernie is 36 btw and despite being a chubster looks way cuter. Also sexo accent.
>>142996198Is this dumb bitch even aware of her own existence.
>>142996098>>142996198Bernie's face is nowhere near as bad as Ruth's. Compared to her, Bernie looks kinda cute, like a cute piggy.
>>142996525>tummy pouch
>>142991091Not Schumi's fault>>142991018Not Ham's fault
The olympics are so fucking gay
Next WDC.Thoughts?
>>142996854This dogshit paydriver will never win a WDC
Why doesn't F2 just use Gibson V8s?
>>142996854The only championship he will ever win is the most DOTD awards within a season.
>>142996189How does Salma Hayek do it?
>>142996854>>142996918Not like another world title for the nepo hire is better than Goblando
>>142997099Whos that nepo hire?
>>142997017>most leads lost in the first corner>only #1 driver told by his team to let the teammate win despite trying to win a WDC
>>142997353It wasn't his win btw
>>142992397>Fire newey literal the fucking chief engineer designing your car when the meta is not about engines anymore>Have the balls of saying he didn't do shit>Newey takes off the airbender enchantment out of the car>Car becomes shit
>>142996854I didn't know he signed up for Formula E?
what the FUCK is Sainz cooking?!
>>142997469>fire newey[Citation needed]>Have the balls of saying he didn't do shit[Citation needed]
>>142997469newey is pure shit bro
>>142998552Whatever the British man at the takeaway ordered.
>>142998552Pancakes.
it's insane that teams with anglo drivers can't go a single year without cheating
>>142998552
>>142988797No
>a mclaren driven by a talentless paydriver is 2 tenths faster than a red bull driven by Max at the top of his abilitiesRed Bull screwed up the car big fucking time, idk if they can even come back from this
>>142997197Max
>>142999748max is the goatlando nowins is dogshit
>>142999532Schumi dragging his car on 3 wheels
>>142999583Lando is one of the best drivers on the grid.
Is your irating higher than hers.
>>143000679nowins is pure shit bro
>>1429968542024 is looking really grim. mclaren is forecast to 1-2 every race. maybe mercedes will be good again in one of the rainy races and hamil or narb will steal a win
>>143001080mclaren will be busted for cheating
>>143001131when?
>>143001254this weekend
>>143001327you will have to rape your mom if you're lying to me
>>142992610*recurring
Is a minion an athlete?
>>142999532the AND THROUGH GOES HAMILTON from 2022 british gp
Question for the French anon(s) ITTAre you embarrassed by the state of this opening ceremony?
>>143001464nahi'm moving out in 2 weeks
>>142998552pasta
oh shit. i mclaren flexi wing flew over my house and there is a knock on my door. i wonder who it cou
>>142992397they are using a flexible front wing that the FIA ha$ outlawed but doe$ not want to enforce becau$e it make$ the $ea$on more exciting. they brought in "camera" te$ting, only for FP3 through when mclel$ pace magically fell off and now it$ back to cheating
>pozfags have changed the wikipedia layout so that it now shows the top 3 drivers, hoping it will help keep kwabmilton a little relevant
new>>143003237
>>143003206It's always been like that you retard
>>142997033Good mix of brownoid genes.
>>143003429Why are you lying?https://web.archive.org/web/20190720215042/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Formula_One_World_Championshiphttps://web.archive.org/web/20211219201126/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Formula_One_World_Championship
>>143000679Top 20 for sure
