>french TV livestream of ceremony>some country comes up>"they never won an olympic medal in their history">rwanda comes up>talks about the Rwandan genocidejeez...
I'm sure it was all they could think of at the time. It's unfortunate
Accomplishing a massive genocide over a short period of time with mostly machetes is pretty hardcore desu
>>143016008>>some country comes up>>"they never won an olympic medal in their history"Our commentators said this too. They even said "Bangladesh, the largest country to never win an Olympic medal" at one point.
>>143016008>>143016626Whats wrong with the trivia?
>israel comes up>"it was a difficult task to get them in paris for security reasons because of the war">haiti comes up>"they suffer a lot from earthquakes"can we just have peace and optimism for a second
>>143016759Trivias like that are ok for an event commentary but inappropriate for Olympic opening ceremony.
>>143016008>talks about the Rwandan genocideWhat else can they say about rwanda?>It's a place.. in africa... full of africans..
>>143016008>Botswana boat appears>”it’s so amazing to see such an interracial event…international event
>>143017205not really the fact itself but just the lack of optimismit was like that for most countries
>>143017350>denmark appears>fapping sounds
>>143016008>taiwan comes up“rightful chinese clay that is”why are they so divisive?
Sports
>>143016626Same script in finnish broadcast. Also the second most populous country to never win a medal was mentioned but I stopped watching soon after that for not giving a fuck about the ceremony anymore with commentators only pointing out negatives.
>>143017775Modern France and this ceremony resumed in one webm
>>143017123what do you want them to say? "here comes Nauru. who knows where that country is? next up, Nepal"
>montenegro arrives>they don't say the name>martinique author statue rises>"she is a famous writer about negritude"
>>143017775What went wrong with France?
>>143016008In the Japan one our commentator started talking about Hirorito at some point its funny shit
>great britain arrives>given less than 5 words of introexpertly done
>And here's the German team! They once elected a man who made Jews do manual labor
>>143018170Yes. They should shut the fuck up. Also stop playing ads.
>>143019768>".......c'est Britanniques......"
>>143017350interracial... is one way to describe it
i bet they throught the argie chants of the athletes were racist or something
>>143016008What they say about us French bro?>>143020006They probably said pic related
>>143020111>What they say about us French bro?nothing interesting, just noticing the excitement of the american athletes, the fact that lebron was carrying the flag
>>143017775what exactly am I lookin at here?
>>143016008I just wanted a livestream with no commentators all of them had some retard talking faggotery shitbrazilian livestream they didn't shut up they had to talk every 5 sec, they even brought a degenerate faggot openly talking about his previously intercourses
>>143020472man.. why galvão can't shut thefuck up for good?he talks so much I had to mute my TV
>>143020472I had to mute them during the statue part, it was too unbearableI would have muted them during the rest too but the music was too good
I'm already worried about how bad Brisbane 2032 is going to be.
>>143020530I was watching the cazeTv on 5% voleverytime that dyke opened her mouth I had to mute
>>143020405the destruction of france
>>143020650kek it's gonna be terrible but hilarious
>>143016008>USA comes up>”Largest consumer of burgers per capita”
>>143017205Rwanda is the african Prussiathey have beated all their neighbors and looted the Congo twice despite being a much smaller country
>>143017647Excuse me it's Chinese Taipei chud!
>>143024250Rwanda was also a prussian/german colony
>>143016008How many times did they show Misha crying already?
>>143016862>>143017775>>143018121>>143019144>>143020405>>143021302"Citizens, take up arms, form your battle squads, let us march, let us march! May an impure blood drench our furrows."Y'all froggies love rioting over the littlest shit but you won't take this opportunity to start a real revolution with all the world watching. Playing polo with tyrannical heads is definitely an Olympic sport.
>>143020315glad we picked an athlete that hates our country
Just started watching NBC coverage, they immediately start talking about enhanced security in Paris and targeted arson attacks happening throughout the city.
>>143016008Kek>>143026695LOL
>>143026695based
