end it alreadystreams: https://worldsports.me/olympics-2024/games-of-the-xxxiii-olympiad-paris-2024-opening-ceremony-live-coverage/7
gimi
inb4 a minion is the final carrier
>>143017287this
its an old man in a wheel chair
Have we started the fire?Yes, the fire rises.
>oldest living olympic winner>100yr old>won 1948based
>black guy and a womanHow did I know?
>niggersIt's almost laughable how predictable this is.
>The new face of france meeting the oldNot very kino
I'm glad Biden could make it to the opening ceremony
AAAH YEAAAA GRAMPA LETS GO. DON'T YOU DIE ON US
>It's blacksNice touch France.
>>143017456a black man and a black womanare these two the most famous athletes in france?
>old white boomer passes the torch to a couple of blacksSymbolic.
HOLYIs it going to take off now?
CHARLES COSTE(born 8 February 1924)
>>143017292Glad to see your opinions proved wrong, retard. Also, subhuman /pol/tards on suicide watch
>old guy immolating
the air balloon kino af
>>143017559The guy is one of the best judoka ever
>All these people... that aren't French
is that dry ice? that's not real fire?
Satanic af
>>143017516they are both super athletes jeet, its teddy rinner he could heem a 100 indians in half an hour
The fire rises...
who were they though
I get it's meant to represent Belle Epoque, but that is a dreadful Olympic CauldronFrance wtf are you doing
>>143017629you are not nice
>>143017565they 100% did this on purpose.. mtfkrs
erm that's not how hot air balloons work
if our NFL players played handball instead we'd be unbeatable :>
its taking offf
Recreate this now
oh that mofo going up in the air. thats cool af!
>>143017701it was supposed to be two white frenchies, but those two random blacks stole the torch from them
>Cauldron is something akin to the Montgolfier BaloonClever. I like it.
Nice ending
You can't hide (((your))) tricks from me.
ok i admit the balloon is tip top kino
>>143017765They should start playing the real handegg, aka, rugby.
I thought Celine Dion couldn't sing anymore???? WTF!!!!
I hate everything
Wait, I thought she wasn't able to sing anymore?
>>143017867least schizo mexican
>tall black guy appears on screen>my mom asks "is that LeBron James?">>143017565Kek I thought that too
>>143017867Schizo
w-where's it going?
>>143017717>not being nice to inferior subhuman /pol/tardsGood
>>143017875I don't get it, is it going to be up in the air for the whole games?
>>143017867What am I missing?t. retard
>>143017867based
What the fuck what if it crashes on innocent people's homes
>CANADIAN
the only good performance all night
>>143017972it's over my house as we speak
>>143018016>innocent>french
>>143018043rightful french clay
>>143017954>tall black guy appears on screen >I ask my mom is that dad?
>>143018058h-he's fast!
>>143017867No tricks, just being superior to inferior subhuman rightards
i thought she was canadian
>>143017972New York City, it's a declaration of warLebron James has already been arrested by the French authorities
How will we know it will be lit for the entirety of the games though
>>143017190GO QUEEN DION
this opening ceremony gave me fucking whiplash in how it alternated unfiltered cringe and unfiltered kino
>>143018133French Canadian, yes
>wholeass orchestra playing pre recorded>piano has to play liveFor what reason?
>>143018133They consider Quebec to be French soil.
>>143017892it'd be entertaining as fuck watching them play rugby once.
>>143018016the fire will rise brother
Do pianos even work in the rain?
is gojira going to play again if not I'm out
>white man passes the torch to black man>black man heralds the beginning of the end (flying cauldron on black) >golden bull imagery>tranny last supper>eiffel tower summoning beaconHuge satanist ritual driven by (((them))).
WHO WAS THE RIDER!?
It was better than Japan's shitshow at least
>>143018191i thought canada was a commonwealth ruled by the king of england. do french claim it too?
So that Balloon is going to float there for a month?
>>143018228only one island the rest was legally surrendered
The bongs are loving this shitshow, they really hate the frogs
>>143018339Someone from the gendarmerie
>2000 Sydney's cauldron lighting: and how>2024 Paris's cauldron lighting: and howYep. Like it.
>>143018339Nobody and everyone, anon.The rider represents us all.We're the rider.
>>143018187It was a wild ride brother
kelly clarson ugly crying, you can hear the snot running into her mouth
>>143018356Its just dangling from a large crane
they have to keep the fire up in the air so subhumans don't tamper with it?
>>143018354>American education Quebec used to be French territory. The British took it in the French and Indian War, but they still speak French there.
that was tasteful
that's it?
>>143018459fat bitch. i dont care if shes an ozempig cow now. fat bitch
All right.. Kino af guys. LA your move.
>>143018410it was better than London tbqhwy
>>143018389That's not how they feel about it. They literally rape English speakers to death there.
>>143018533Been going on for 4 (four) hours
>>143018410based kek. i love the dailymail. absolutely laffin their arses off right now >in me pub>watchin me 'lympics>total shite>udder disaster>loads o buggery>fookin brilliant night
>>143018539>Tranny shit was bait to get rage viewsWell played.
>>143018410I like this opening ceremony and I like the French (who ensured the inferior subhuman Nazi Navy La Penis was denied the right to any political power by New Popular Front).There's your opinion destroyed, retard.
>>143018546this
when do they do the LA olympic ceremony? is that not till the closing i guess?
1st part: Gay, black & tranny shit1/102nd part: Kino music and visuals9/105/10 overall I guess
>>143018710>eye of moloch in the logowhat did they mean by this?
>>143018710UK flag clapping for a french opening ceremony yep must be a brown
>>143017190Burger bros, I hope you have a normal ceremony in a stadium. The filler segments in the river took forever.
>>143018608you aren't nearly as smart as you think you are bucko
>>143018823More like must be BASED
It's literally fucking over.>verification not required
Goodnight sirs.
>>143018842I think the point of giving it to LA was to reuse what they still have from 1984.
>>143018789>what is Pareidolia>what is thinking Satanism is realWhat do you mean by being a retard?
>>143018842The LA ceremony is going to take about 8 hours to finish with most of that being the torch sitting in traffic on the 405
>>143018842>michael bay set to direct the opening ceremony for the 2028 gamesthere won't be any faggotry
Sebastien should've lit the cauldron.
Honestly I liked it, 7,5/10. Would have been 10/10 if the tranny shit was less in your face, better pacing, some decoration of the boats andbmore aerial shots.Best part were Gojira, Pale Horse, eurotrash dance show and the Eiffel light show
>>143018710I'm conflicted on this. On one hand what Le Pen says seems like common sense anti-anti-French politics, but on the other she hates Germany and loves Russia for some reason.
>>143018964>cauldron is just a big bombholy based
It's that time again when Western Euros are surprised at the quality of American and Canadian athletes.
>>143018962my dad was telling me in '84 there was absolutely no traffic because businesses shut down for 2 weeks and tons of people left
>kelly clarsonwhat the fuck, i watched this entire thing thinking that was katie perry. ozempic is wild
The best part was the 100 year old french guy in a wheelchair giving the torch to a black guy and black woman, he was probably thinking "at least we arent speaking german"
>>143018964Holy fuck based
>>143018823Mutt flag crapping verbally, yep must be a retard
Minus the pozzed gay shit and it was really damn good actuallyThe can can along the riverThe boats with athletes and nationsThe entirety of the last 2 hours with the horse, lights, torch, and final sendoff with Celine Dion on the eiffel towerAnd then continuous shots of the beauty of the city of Lights9/10Bravo France bravo
can't wait for LA to try and do the same in their sewage river.it's not an all timer like London but extra marks for trying something new
>>143018961>>what is thinking Satanism is realOn the same level as thinking everything is a ""far-right""" dog whistle.
>>143019029>tom cruise lowered mission impossible style from a helicopter, holding the flame while team USA is shooting flamethrowers at a giant transformer that was a tesla turned into a fire extinguisher trying to put the flame out
welp time to prep. good luck at the day of judgment.
>>143019001I didn't like much the ass creed shit
>>143018964Let's fucking goMost explosive opening ceremonies yet 2028
>>143018964You better not be joking, guy
>>143019199won't he be like 70 then?
>>143019112>faggot holding the bong flagVery appropriate
>foxes by Aardman Animation's Nick Park right after coverage uninterrupted by advertsGotta love British Broadcasting Corporation
honestly USA should just do military flyovers and scare everyone,,, in reality it'll be written by a trans so will be a giant story about harvey milk, trans genocide and aids epidemic
>>143019269Scientologists don't age the same way we do.
>>143019286>Faggot with an Irish flagVery appropriate
>>143019161this
>>143019307I hope they put the Olympic brazier in the Rose Bowl
>>143019307the olympic commitee and iranian team would seethe so hard. if trump is president maybe it'll happen
burgersisters, nbc interviewing some beach volleyball zoomers....remember /ourgirls/ misty may trainor and kerri walsh?
>>143019307It's in LAYou know they're gonna Hollywood the shit out of itMovie and TV show references everywhereAnd not the good movies or TV showsShit like... Dune or Spiderverse someshitI'm already shuddering
>>143019386it'll probably be in the LA coliseum again
>>143019407it'll probably be a bunch of /le old, golden age hollywood/ era references
That flame better be real in 2028, crossing the country.
>>143019238Some of it was great (the museum and cinema part, the dance), some it of it not so much
>>143019199All i need is Arnold and a chopper
>>143019398For me it was Dahlhauser
>>143019407Tom Cruise won't let it happen.
someone give me the real reason why the torch isn't in the eiffel tower, why even drag the athletes all the way over there just for it to be somewhere else miles away?
i hate our national anthem and general american patriotism but if some aussie swimmer bitch was publicly seething about it i would absolutely be as obnoxious with it as i could be
>>143018176I wasn't alone
>>143019447I would accept that over any modern Hollywood shitCan you imagine how bad it would be if they put like the avengersOooof
>>143019001Marseillaise sung on the roof in the rain by the qtpie negress was also epic and kino
>>143019555Iron man will be flying around with a jet pack thing Although it’s been done
>>143019181>it's not an all timer like LondonDo people like London's well enough? I love it, but to be fair I'm not the most unbiased person.
american, mexico, gb and france are the only anthems i can start humming at the drop of a hat.
>>143018964>michael BASEDWe're gonna overdose on military wank, and that's a good thing.
>>143019161Came to post this
>>143019585She had a great voice but they kept cutting it, and I didnt like her costume
such a downgrade
>>143019648God I wishHe can pushback against the gayness of LA
gonna go watch Justice at Glastonbury to make up for that crushing disappointment
>>143017565That dude's older than a boomer, he's WWII gen.
>>143017190Why do other countries even bother showing up
>>143019161>Minus the pozzed gay shit and it was really damn good actuallyBut that was like half the ceremony
>>143019519Probably some safety issue, it is better for tourism if people go up the tower to look at the flame as well
>Gojira>flag parade via boats>metal horse>Celine Dion singing on the Eiffel Tower>hot air balloonThe bad was really bad, but the cool shit was kino
kekcursed games
>>143019161>top to bottom "inclusivity" and ablism stuff>huge lightshow that 100% triggered epilepticsI just find it ironic that they harped about inclusivity so hard, but in the end the one group they excluded just so happened to be those who will have a medical episode from watching the show.I have an epileptic friend, and it unironically kind of annoys me.
>>143019794Not really actuallyIt was the tranny fashion show The sheboon singerSome random street dancers?What else?
>>143019640>mexicochi?
>>143018964uber keks! We'll get jf1s choppers. Abrahams and aircraft carriers.
>>143019850The blaphemous last supper tranny show went on for 3/4 of the show
>>143019844The rain made it kinoer
seems like olympics is a competition of who makes the longest and most expensive presentation they can every year>Los Angeles nextdear lord
>>143019844looool. unlucky
>>143019407ok im gonna say it, what kind of culture that youd be proud of to show off to the entire world to the flyover shithole red states have? at this point the US is 4 blue states + texas kepping 50 states afloat
>>143019908our ceremonies are always low effort trash, we'll see if that tradition continues
>>143019844The antisex cardboard beds arent such a good idea now huh?
>>143019913Uhhhh meth addicts and corn fields?
>>143017190On Friday (26), the opening of the Paris Olympics took place and carnival designer Milton Cunha was asked to be one of the commentators on the Cazé TV channel on Youtube. However, in the middle of the broadcast, he couldn't hold in his disgust and ended up leaking his negative opinion of the event that brings together athletes from various nationalities. It's worth remembering that the party was also marred by the rain that fell during the entrance of the entourages.The audio was leaked just as the athletes from Gambia and Georgia were making their triumphal entry into the Paris Olympics on a boat sailing along the famous River Seine. Despite the low audio, it was possible to hear the exact moment when Milton Cunha criticized the ceremony. “Shitty parade,” commented the carnival designer, looking grumpy.
>>143018964Kevin Costner? you'll get western Kino. Indian scalps, cowboys and hookers.
>>143019913olympic flame will be lit by burning loads of lynched black lads
>>143019850Wasn't the "knight"'s clothes leather fetish shit?
>>143019850Bi threesome in the library
>>143019967who?
Anyone else's local NBC switch to Jeopardy half way through? I think they figured more people would watch that.
>>143019913Classic Americana?
>>143019913flyovers make ya seethe brown?
>>143019913based and correct.
>>143017867what am i supposed to se here?
>>143018248yeah specially when they start gang banging each other
>>143020104I did not give them permission to use my ballbag for inspiration
>>143020055The TV commentator.
Oh god I just remembered there will be a closing ceremony
I actually got up and started dancing
why have the Germans not bid for one in a zillion years? PTSD after Munich? A Berlin games would be one of the more ones to attend in Europe
>>143017623BUT AT WHAT COSTE
>>143020176>sandstorm hits
>>143020176fuck the haters, this is mad impressive
>>143020173kek, they're always forgettable as fuck. you just know what the last song will be too ._.
>>143020197population voted no
>>143020176why if you remove the audio from any dancing video everything start looking so dumb and funny
>>143020197It costs too much money, it is purely a vanity thing Germans won’t even pay for an f1 race
>>143020176Unironically cured by Darude Sandstorm.
Cant wait to see the Gojira replaysThe dancing part on Notre-Dame's scaffolding was quite classy d the music was a banger
>>143020228>fuck the haters, this is mad impressivewhenever i see these paralympic people busting moves and running on 1 leg or whatever it always makes me feel like a lazy asshole. its time for everyone with legs to start using them 2bh
i forgot when the opening ceremony happened and missed it, how was itworth watching a replay?
>>143020173They are always boring and shit filled with speeches
>>143020339If you like transsexuals yes
>>143020339yes it was great, pls watch it kek
>>143020339depends are you a gay retard?
>>143020339oh no no no
>>143020339just see this thread >>143006326and watch gojira, notre dame, celine dion replay, that's it.
>>143020173yes, the only reason to watch is to see what kind of cringe LA does for the handover
>>143020339Just watch it later on NBC when they air it on primetimeI hope you can deal with trannies
im on verge of fucking killing myself and this fucking opening was fucking horrible so i might actually do it for real
>>143019967If it didn't please even the biggest gay man in Brazil, it's because it wasn't any good.
so what was even going on where the thread was losing their mind right after the parade ended?NBC didn't show whatever it was bc they were busy dickslobbering US athletes
which ceremony is the most soulful?
>>143020401i watch with CBC, i hate NBC too much
>>143020176this is pretty epic, bboys and break aren't taken seriously but bboys are literally gymnasts if they just focused on the horse event. The core strength coordination and rhythm of song is difficultit makes me nostalgic of the 00s era where movies and mtv had clips of the random latinos making a pit and the short Latino with a cap making sick twists
People on /sp/ fucking hated London outside of the rings segment when it was airing live and now people think it was great. They're going to have the same change of heart for this.
>>143019855its the motherland for many of us
>>143020339Yeah if anything because it's the first outside a stadium but it might heavily trigger you if you're a chud
>>143020477I always liked london except for the worst rendition of Abide with Me I've ever heard in my life
>Afghanistan into an early lead on the medals table Letssss goooo
>>143020197Our elites wanted it but then the people mass protested against it and forced a referendum and the people voted overwhelmingly 'No' in itWe only care about hosting World Cups and Euros desu
>>143020445>which ceremony is the most soulful?1936 had a good one
What a shitshoweven Brazil the worst country in the world managed to do better
>>143020477It was a different time on /sp/Bongs were talking up the ceremony for months prior.There was a decent amount of hokiness in it.It aged well because ceremonies have gotten progressively more shitty with a lot of off beat shit.
I don't even remember what the Russians did for that Winter Olympics. I just remember it being fucking depressing because it was located in an area ruined by industrialization.
>>143020477we only liked the rings, bean and the james bond part. I remember how we were laughing at the globohomo propaganda with the non whites, if only we knew about paris 2024everytime to go a further step towards insanity
>>143020727I only remember one of the rings failing to open
>>143020727it was the okayest ceremony everhighlight of it was one of the rings not working and putin being visibly assblasted about it
The upside down flag was a signal of a country in distress not an accident
>>143020597that's a shame, I missed out on attending the Euros and I think it'd be really good fun
>>143020969No fren, it was a signal that all of the countries are in distress
ooo eee aaa
>>143021048Maybe so, Antarctica bros chilling
>>143018419what do the gendermarines do?
Bring on the archery
>>143020597Cant blame them, why would you at this point?
whats the schedule for tomorrow
Are we going to have a watch thread for the NBC primetime broadcast of the Opening Ceremonies? I've been at work all day and haven't seen it yet.
>>143022627make one
>>143022617I'm watching the rugby semis + finals, personally but there's simply way too much stuff to decide on something else
>>143022617it's a super packed dayhttps://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/27-july
The only good opening ceremonies in my lifetime were China and Japan.UK, Brazil and Greece were okay.This one was awful.
>>143023181Is this website showing MY local time?
>>143023423it should be, if not there's a checkmark at the top where you can make it do thatthe events do start at 2:30am EST that is not a mistake
Isn't it a bit sexist to restrict the men's football tournament in the Olympics to U23 players, while the women don't have any age limits? Not really surprised that it's coming from FIFA which have a strong history of sexism.
>>143020176the crowd cheered like crazy for this guy>>143020339it's a clown fiesta but a rather good one
>>143020339Gojira makes an appearance
>>1430204452000 Sydney was kino.
>>143023891The dusty slim waltzing Matilda at the closing ceremony was amazing
>third boata garbage barge?
>>143023181Any must watch events tomorrow? I see a lot of qualifications. In the past I just watched whatever was on nbc
>>143024058Fencing and the shooting competition
>>143024058the schedule is a mess to scroll throughthere are swimming finals already if you care about that, NBC is always hyper focused on that shit. Rugby gold medal match is on in the afternoon I think, fencing is also always based
we need a team usa genny
>>143017406https://youtu.be/1wdreHJSJvg?si=DG_jaSITyAqZsW5T
>>143017190I hereby will call it /poly/ because it's Pedolympics
>>143017984How are your T-cells doing - if they still exist?
>>143019011She doesn't really love Russia because she works exclusively for American elite. Any European country that operated in it's own self interest would break away from being a vassal state of America. The only way to do that is to realign with the only other power block in the world. Agreeing with America is suicide for your country. It is a net negative for you and a net positive for America. You're forced to implement policies that hurt your people just to shore up a dying unnatural empire.
I liked the metal segment with the French Revolution theming. The African queen was whatever, there was always going to be a segment or two related to black music, but really could have done without Monsieur Worldwide. Some opera type and classical music was always going to be involved also, that was fine. The Cabaret/Moulin Rouge type stuff was good, but they should have gotten a French performer instead of Lady Gaga. There was a brief circus type act, they should have just gone all out with it. I know Cirque du Soleil is Canadian but Celine Dion was the best part of the show anyway. Also where were the mimes? They definitely could have done something cool related to Jules Verne. Also I'm surprised there was nothing related to impressionism besides showing the Louvre I guess. And anything related to Joan of Arc was vague at best.Instead we got 10 different segments of tranny shit. Also the pacing at the end was absolute dogshit, at least the horse was kind of cool but still took way too long, and then the boat with the non-french athletes was a joke, I felt bad for them. The Eiffel Tower light show and the horses leading the flags were good, horse looked sad though.Anyway, it was definitely the worst opening ceremony. Being there in person must have been extra bad, you only got to see whatever you happened to be sitting near and even then it was still so far away, even the athletes on the boats were far away and passed quickly. Plus it was raining. sorry for rambling.
>>143024111>>143024121Cool, fencing for sure then
I just realized there was absolutely no ballet/opera/orchestra. Seems kind of like a big miss, culturally and historically. Why didn't France try at all?
Qatarains
>>143024708there was the opera singer who sang with the metal band. also the anthem singer was an opera singeralso opera is italian anywayalso there was a zesty black male ballerina
>>143024708france has so much to offer artistically that could have been replicated in the opening ceremony and they just didnt do it lol
>>143024912van gogh is dutchbut yeah there's tons of famous french artists, especially impressionist guys
Which game should I watch?I plan to watch badminton, sprint race, and volleyball.Any recommendations?
>>143024708There was ballet
>>143024912French officials stated that they wanted to use impressionist painters but they didn’t have the monet
>>143025381but they had the money to hire trannies and niggers, okay.
>Judo, skateboarding, and archery are all at 2-4 in the fucking morningFUCK YOU FROGS KILL YOURSELVES
>>143026678all extremely boring or bullshit sports
>>143025381CARLOS
Anyone knows the name of this cute girl?
>>143027587Peg Leg Petra
>>143027587Peggy
>>143017287Is gay
