How bad will their opening ceremony be?
lebron lights the cauldron im calling it now
>>143018363>californiaprobably naked sodomites fucking each others in front of kids like they do in san francisco
>>143018363Hopefully some culture would be healed by then, even if that means civil war.
usa will be a smoking ruin by 2028
>>1430183632pac hologram singing California LoveIN THE CITTTYYY OF LA
despite being nigger homeland they will have a hard time putting more niggers into the show than france did
Pretty bad now, how do you beat what Paris just did?Have fun with that L.A.
>>143018897This and the cwalking horse and no one would ever be able to top it
Probably some cool surfing or Golden Age of Hollywood stuff and then you'll all be absolutely dumbfounded how normal it was
>>143018363a literal satanic ritual lebron will butt fuck kendrick lamar for 2 hours and you will clap
>>143018363It’s going to be nothing but black people and gays. Despite la being 90% Mexican LOL
>>143018996k don ain't gay
like tonight but with a lot more ads
Nothing but kino
We're gonna be hearing Randy Newman singing I LOVE LA for 24 fucking hours
>>143018363We'll beat beijing, trust the plan.
>>143018958Who invited the Klan?
The nog worship will be overloaded.
>>143018363I imagine something like the superbowl halftime with a bunch of 90s-00s LA rappers plus references to Hollywood, obviouslly a couple fighter jets flying over the stadium at the end for a good ol murrica moment, dosent have to be bad
Cannot be worse than this.Even if it would be a globohomofest that's just peak America so it fits.
>obese black women >Trannies>Gays>BLM >Globohomo shit>Rap music
>>143019198that would be absolutely fine desu
>>143018363>
>>143019046Cousin diddled his butthole as a kid
a RHCP performance would be kino
>>143019214Yes but what will LA do to top this?
>>143018363West Coast raplowriders red hot chili pepperssurf culture enough things to save it
>some relative of Kobe>Serena Williams>Venus Williams>Allyson Felix>Michael Phelps>Simone Biles>Sandy Koufax if he's alive>Lebron Jamesthese will be your torch bearers
>>143019309>Olympians all arrive on bouncing lowridersKINO OVERLOAD
>>143018363Everyone in film, every musician and every other modern creative will have a hand in it and it will be fucking kino.
>>143018363I think the Americans are going to spend money on the opening ceremony and not do what we did, which was a pathetic thing with no scope.
>>143019214>>143018751I'll take nigger rap and Snoopdog smoking crack over feels good bullshit that France was. Like at least Americans will keep it real instead of spouting some horseshit about peace
>>143019352Kershaw Betts Freeman and Ohtani too
>>143019352Plus Lance Armstrong
I know we will create the biggest homo parade in history. Also probably some cool fireworks.
At least now they absolutely cannot make in inside a stadium.
>>143019046everyone in LA is a boundless weirdo
i think this opening ceremony will start a bad trend for the olympics. i really hope it goes back to the normal track walking because this boat shit took way too fucking long
>>143019383lol no americans are super gaydo you not remember for example when that one black gymnast forfeited and every media source immediately praised her for "taking care of her mental health"
>>143019486no way LA does a tranny fashion runway show lol
>>143019309Sounds sick.They should have a large-scale LA riot reenactment, just say it's about police brutality or something if anyone complains.
>>143019455*Gay weirdos
>>143019535That's exactly what I thought before tonight
>>143018751This but also with homeless shitting on the road
LA is unironically the best American city for food. I have lived in NYC, Boston, Seattle, SF and visited Chicago many times. Dont @ me.
>>143019560probably not but maybe we'll get a bloods vs crips shootout
>>143019399Ohtani will play for Japan
>>143018363LA is basically the modern Sodom, but I don't know they're going to out-gay us.
>>143018751Not if Trump can change it
>>143019594a bunch of anti-homeless laws just got passed, democrat states are starting to chud out when it comes to homeless issues
>>143018363>Piles of shit and used needles everywhere >Homeless people everywhere It would be the worst but the funniest
>>143019625You're a liar or Mexican. LA food is just Mexican and Chinese. NYC has the different variations of south America and Asia
>>143019670You have 120 more days of that than anywhere else
>>143019444they're using Sofi stadium for the bulk it, but the cauldron will be at the LA Coliseumat least that's the only information we have about it right now
>>143019399modern baseball players are not popular enough, maybe if Ohtani was American. though I guess France just did other nations athletes, maybe starts a trend.Kershaw is the only one with a chance but he seems like he'll fuck off to his ranch in Texas and never be seen again after he retires.
>>143019724not sure what you mean pablo, but sure
>>143019283Yeah, don't know why people assume it has to be Bad, LA prolly has it's shortcomings idk never been, but overall it has a lot of well known stuff to exploit to make a good show around it
>>143019703WRONG! The chinese food in LA is about the same as NY. But in LA there is also Korean and Vietnamese.
it'll cause more seethe and tears than tonight
>>143019790you aint got no LA primos? its shit desu. terrible city to visit but maybe ok if youre rich and live there.
>>143019793NYC has the largest population of Koreans outside of Korea. They also have a large population of Brazilians, Cubans, Argentinians, Colombians and not just beans and ms 13
>>143019694A bunch of hobos invading the olympic villa would be insane
WIll Trump seek reelection that year?
>>143018363France just probably gave LA some ideas and I fear they are not good.
>>143019884He will have been president for two terms by then. So unless he plans to change the constitution, he cannot run again that year.
>>143019762The 120 days of sodom, the Marquis de sade book? Aint You eurofaggot niggas supposed to be cultured and shit
>>143019762Where did 120 Days of Sodom come from?
>>143019884No. He will be finishing his second term
>>143019923>So unless he plans to change the constitutionI reckon it's quite likely he will.
>>143019845You’re not from nyc. Those ms13 fags all over nyc. There’s no fucking Colombians or Cubans in nyc.
>>143019845I have been to K-Town NY and K-Town LA. LA is much closer to being in Seoul.
> stadium goes dark> spotlight hits eagle-shaped stage> Beyoncé rises from center on golden mount> Tom Cruise flies over in Top Gun jet> ejects himself and high fives Serena Williams when hitting the ground> She has a flaming tennis ball> Serves it to Lebron> Lebron slam-dunks it into torch shaped like Statue of Liberty’s torch> fireworks explode in red, white, and blue> John Petrucci plays Olympic theme on guitar as sky spells out “USA”
>>143019964I only grew up in NYC and work in LA now but what do I know >No Cubans or Columbians Jesus you're retarded >>143019970Yes it's physically closer to Korea doesn't mean it's as good
>>143019837>you aint got no LA primos?Das racist... Also My (formerly) illegal cousins live in Seattle and they are like second or third degree cousins like 10 or so years older than me, so yeah only saw them once or twice as a kid
By this rate there will be simulated child and animal fucking
>>143019837Dunking on LA is mostly a meme. It's actually about the greatest place in the US if you have money. Poor's and homeless are huge but just stay out of bad areas.
>>143018751You're not wrong
>>143020068Different parts of LA are really cool but getting around is annoying.
>>143020054You obviously know nothing you fucking retard. There’s no ms13 in la like there is in nyc.
>>143020085That kid is either gonna be gay, or like ebony kweens
>>14302004210/10 but too patriotic so it will never happen.
pure nigger shit even though messicans are the majority
>>143020157>no ms13>In LA What in the retarded world
>>143020242ms13 is in koreatown area but messicans run all of california now out number ever other gang nothing will happen right now because there's a truce
>>143020058mexicans in seattle? nicei live in texas and only our snobby, rich Monterrey primos from ever make it over and they suck. My SLP cousins are based but the cant get visas lol.
>>143018363It is WAY too early to start coping and projecting euroshit
>>143018363Tyler the Creator will perform at this ceremony. He's proudly from LA, does extravagant live performances all the time, and is one of the biggest rap artists they could get. Screenshot this now.
>>143019845TKDmost annoying niggers i have ever met act blackgets black out drunk on their syrup tasting alcoholpretentious hope they all fuck off to nyc
>>143018363>If Kamala winsNigger singer Nigger torch bearerYoutubers doing cameosRonald McDonald holding a LGBT flag and parading while an army of transexuals of all known and unknown races march behind himSkibidi toilet or something worse playing in the audio Russia banned from competingIndian staff everywhere>Trump winsNigger singerNigger torch bearer An army of black Christian singers following Ronald McDonald while he holds an AR-15 and salutes the american flag, hold by some chud YouTuber or influencer Country music in the backgroundChina banned from competingIndian staff everywhere
>>143018751
>>143020085this is bad but it's cool when a teen gets fucked by his teacher?
>>143019923Didn’t FDR and teddy Roosevelt have three terms? pretty sure you can run for the 3rd time
>>143020769teddy no and fdr was literally during ww2 so he got a pass
>>143018897I wouldn’t even be mad with an opening ceremony full of west coast gangsta rap
>>143019352>Magic>Kareem (if he's still alive)>Worthy>Alex Morgan>Kirk Gibson (if he's still alive)>Valenzuela (if he's still alive)>If the IOC instills flag football, Aaron Donald, Reggie Bush, Leinart, or any other U$C great, or .... wait for it... Mr. NCIS himself, Mark Harmon>Randy Johnson since he played collegiately at U$C (the other possibility from that program is McGwire kek)There's a few more possibilities.
>>143020769they added an amendment to the constitution after FDR
>>143018363The worst. Lots of blacks so u all can make fun of us like usual
>>143019759There's a chance that Gretzky might do it again, or Kopitar, and/or any other important member of those Kangs Cup-winning teams. Also, Selanne, Niedermayer, and/or Giguere might do it as well kek.
>>143020819Yeah but he ran for the 3rd time though I don’t think it’s in the constitution that you can’t run for a 3rd time but I think its the norm to only do two terms, there’s nothing stopping trump running for a third term
>>143020819Oh nvm >>143020892
>>143020836What did Ali have to do with Atlanta? It doesn't have to be someone from LA (which is probably why it'll be LeBron)
>>143020042Reality: Drag Queen Hamilton with tributes to immigration every 25 seconds. Also Trans Rights and BLM (#ACAB)
>>143018363wayyyyy more degenerate
>>143020836I ain't touching that torch after magic wtf
>>143019535yeah they'll do something much more degenerate. maybe a gay pride parade with trannys getting assfucked by horses
LA is a shitholeWhy are they hosting it
>>143020819An he was a wee wheelchair fella
>>143021089its a rich shithole
>>143018363It could be done right, though
I wanted to see hot women, not this bullshit
>>143021089we have a lot of venues already built so its no cost to us
>>143021089Because the USOC made another fucked-up decision in awarding Bombston the bid right after, you know, and El Gay stepped right in and probably was the USOC's first choice anyways. The IOC made a deal with them and Pahh-weeee to host these next two games since the rest went down in public referenda due to not wanting to bear the burdensome costs of hosting the games.
>>143021089they took it under the agreement that they would not be required to build literally anything except for temporary modifications to stuff that already existsnobody else bid for 2028
do they have the balls to do a police chase with the torch? bonus points for a white bronco
>>143020042It won't be that cool. It will be full of hispanic shit maybe some black shit and possibly some gay shit sprinkled on top.
>>143021089Guess who's hosting it after LA in 2032, Hamish? Suncorp Olympic Stadium kek. Or the Olympic Stadium at the Gabba lel.
>>143018363LA doing gay tranny party shit will be on point. French had so much more to choose from and they still went for trannies, that was disappointing
having it in LA gives them an easy opening to fellate hollywood and similar crapbut instead it will still just be the globohomo state religion
>>143021132> Beginning of the ceremony> Its all blacked out, can't see a thing> Hear some steps> "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"
>>143019214And Vince McMahon filming it
>>143021089Brazil did a 1-2 with the Olympics and World Cup to promote the country during a period of economical and political growth. Russia did it too afterwards to flex their former superpower status and show that they still had soft power. US is a waning superpower in sharp decline, so in the same vein they bid for the World Cup and got the Olympics in quick succession for their own 1-2, to show they can show they still have gas. Also to flex on China, because they also wanted to 1-2 with the World Cup after 2008 Beijing but couldn't get it while the US did in 2026-2028.
>>143019641During the "Imagine" song we're certainly going to get, the leadership of Bloods and Crips come out, hug, and sign a friendship treaty.
Say what you will about Americans but they LOVE the Olympics they're not going to fuck around
>>143021338dead af gangs
>Welcome to the LA Olympics lads
>>143021338Then Kendrick and Drake
>>143021413B-b-but they built 20 lanes!How could this happen!?
>>143021413one wrong turn and you waste an hour LOL
Is there an alternative sporting event to the Olympics for the person who is in favor of the transgender community and supports Lia Thomas?If Lia Thomas was rejected from the Olympics, I don't plan on watching the Paris games.
>>143021413yes, get ready for everything to have commercial breaks built in.
>>143021413simply add more lanes
>>143021449Fernando? Come back to hoc bro
>>143019152Democrats
inb4 Dre and Snoop Dogg make an appearance.
>>143021413>no billboards and actual foliageSoulless
>>143021413they're building a shitload of public transit specifically for these olympic games. tbd on how that'll go but as a local it's nice to finally catch up to the rest of the world.>>143021120a bit of both. la county is absolutely fucking massive and your experience living in it will vary wildly depending on which neighborhood or even which block you live on. santa monica is not hollywood is not pasadena is not long beach is not van nuys, etc.>>143019309they're gonna be obligated to give the greatest hits of the rest of america, but agree that most of it should focus on socal culture. >>143019148based
>>143021640He's already preparing for it
>>143021771Shoutout to Van Nuys. 818 til I die.
>>143021859>inb4 he smokes it
>>143018363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpMgn0S3QOE
>>143019469No, let it die.
>>143018363> "Ayy, yo, LA, make some noise!!!" followed by horrible rap music>Mexican low rider cars>A bunch of gay and fat brown cheerleaders>Post wall Katy Perry singing California Girls>A bunch of technical issuesScreencap this.
>>143018363unironic BBC pornI'm not memeing, the kikes are bold enough to do it
>>143023132Make it more shit anon.
>>143018363Real talk: we could make it pretty emotional, just copy the Greece template. We have the stadium with the torch, you get the guy torching a very relevant person, you get the multicultural history from various groups somehow in a fresh way, some nice music. BOOM we got an easy 8/10
>>143018363pedos will be diddling kids and conventional libtards will still try to rationalize that "but that's a performance, plus they are oppressed, why do people get triggered by that?"
>>143018996>flaglook who is talking. we just saw your humiliation ritual. what an embarrassment. you should shut the fuck up and never post again.
>>143021771>public transit>in America>in CaliforniaYou know exactly how that's going to go.
>>143018363They will probably have some trannoid mocking the Crucifixion of Christ, or something.
>>143018363half of the ceremony will be silence while everyone kneels for George Floyd
>>143018363Its going to be epic, the Americans know how to put on a show. If you've ever seen the 1984 LA olympics ceremony you'll know what I mean.
Trump becoming president will only push California to become a haven for far left socialists. Moreso than it is already. So you can expect some satanic globalhomo trash.
it shall be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoyRy3FpoFk
>>143020676That's tame compared to twitter footages including public piss fetish, blowjobs, bdsm, pet roleplay and worse of all fisting in front of the people and normies attending it.
I foresee something like a tribute to college sports traditions given how so much of the infrastructure for these games not to mention training of Olympic athletes in general goes on in universities. A marching band performance on a bigger scale.
>>143020042Opening Ceremonies are not allowed to be patriotic or have anything to do with the host nation, that's what 2020 and 2024 have taught me
>>143019594Ironically, 2028 will probably be the cleanest LA has been in forever.
>>143026671Japan had Mario and Captain Tsubasa
>>143018363>How bad will their opening ceremony be?there won't be one. This will be the last Olympics.
>>143026975>MarioThat's so milquetoast and watered down that it really can't qualify as a Japan thing anymore>Captain TsubasaNow THAT I completely forgot about. In that case, you get ONE patriotic/relevant to the host country thing to do just like that and the Gojira moment in Paris, the question is what do you choose if you are the planner?
>>143019308kek
>>143019374now that would be kino
>>143018363LA knows how to cut these things and make them understandable. LA Also knows Video Games just don't work on the screen by now. LA's gonna have Timothy Chamelet and Olivia Rodrigo embrace in a kiss as they unite the torch and the pedestal. None of this Gamer shit
>>143018363the most LA opening show would be a highway parade of all the contestants sitting in cadilacs waving their flag and producing a four hour long traffic jam and car honking symphony. a few zesty niggers could dress up and do a dance ballet dressed up as homeless people around the cars. and of course snoop dog carrying the torch ahead of the car parade but instead of a torch it's a giant blunt.
>>143018363Will be great if trump opens it
