prev>>142991268
Im thinking this is the thread
110% parkin pilled
This is the thread
How we feeling /ARDELEAN/ chads?
Brett Okamoto sucks on tv
>wmmawdwtch
>>143018853
>>143018853Feelin like she gets released after this fight and signs a deal to do porn
>>143018853Fake ass ugly abomination
>>143018954wtf those two guys are holding hands
>>143018986Those trugs are actually cool thoughV8 supercharged
WTF was Giga pissed with Allen about? At one point it sounds like he says >I thought you were a nice guy but-then Dana breaks them up and tells them to settle it tomorrow
I'm the OP of this thread and really the other thread should have won. It was made first and linked first.
>>143019098When in Rome...
>>143019098Post that top middle right peach
>>143019120someone 2 threads ago threw a conniption fit because someone called her ass fake
>>143019098we've got a heem veteran in the house I can see
>>143019078Giga looking meggsican as shid b, the fuck are they doing in Gerogia
>>143019178the mir jammin' to face the pain
Kamaru has a really weird legacy, on one hand he has the second longest win streak in UFC history and five title defences which seems like it would automatically make him an all time great but...He had to win a hundred fights in a row against unranked guys to get attention because he was boring.Then he beat the ghost of Maia, undersized RDA and past it WoodleyThen his title defences are against Colby twice, who's best wins are the same guys as Usman with all the same asterixs, or other washed old guys like Lawler and Stun Gun.Masvidal twice, journeyman former lightweight who got a lucky year.And Burns, also a former lightweight who got his spot by picking off the corpse of Maia and Woodley after Kamaru and Colby were done with them, would then go on to lose all his important fights afterward against Khamzat, JDM and Belal.Overall Usman has basically the worst on paper ungodly impressive win streak possible in a relatively good weight class.
>>143019178
>>143019282Masvidal never deserved a title shot let alone two. Usman helped his legacy by heeming meng tho
>>143018989>signs a deal to do pornshe already does porn
>>143019301look at that beautiful nostalgic roid gut on frank mir. just dont see those anymore
>>143019098>I'm the OBooba
.
>>143019173what do you mean fake? like a bbl? thats not a bblT. I live in the bbl capital of america
*enters thread*
>>143019282Usmeng proved that he can still rumble with the big dawgs after sending Hamza to the ICU. He also heemed prime Burns who went toe to toe with said Hamza. I reckon that he still seems Shavedcat.
>>143019437Sharabussin
>>143019437All cans and fags
Tom Aspinal has a big fat COCK
>>143019458it's not real buddy
>>143019437borralho is the only one who passes the eye test
>>143019500>>143019437>Shara is fighting next week on the Cory cardI thought this dude couldn't fight in the US because he only had one eye?
>>143018864you ok b?
>>143019537i genuinely want to know what you mean? like whats fake? do you mean a surgical procedure? if so what procedure do you think was done?
>>143019567Take a look where that card takes place b
>>143019587you tell me
>>143019437Buncha niggers, Reddit Rob would filter all of them on the same night.
>>143019534i haven't watched much of his content but in the little i've watched tom has said 3 times that his penis is small
>>143019567>>143019612>didn't realise it was in aboo dhaby until now >vs a nurmagomedovoh no. cory is a real one for agreeing to it but he is absolutely fucked
>>143019437Aliskerov just got exposed by ShittakerKopylov got dawlg walked by THE Anthony HernandezShartbussy refuses to fight
>>143019620I dont know. I just know it's a bbl because she doesnt have the scars and it is not shaped like any bbl i have ever seen. not a 360, mini, or heart. its just definitely not a bbl. if its some other procedure then im ignorant of it
>>143019628Proof?
Belal is going to rape Peons soul
>>143019458Fat fillers. Like Mia Malkova and Kelly Divine have
what happens when Bruna sleeps Molly? she becomes Dyke queen?
>>143019710here's the most recent instancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6su7_BALpG020:40
i have to accept that the bald costa arc might never happen
>>143019799
>>143019805Yeah that's not what you said, at all actually. And that's your only example?
>>143019919conqueror's haki
>>143019910
>>143019784fat fillers to the butt is generally classified as a fat transfer or brazilian butt lift and that is not a bbl. i would be my life on it
>>143018870you're right nigga the best orgasm of my life was when the lady stuck her finger up my butt while draining my nutsack.owning a dildo is absolutely gay tho
New Strickland x Poatan sparring session just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7v9FAEq00
who here ever jerked it to Nunes out of respect for her legacy?
>I literally hate his (Leon's) guts. Anytime I see him, anytime I hear him, it makes me angry>To me, Leon Edwards is a coward. He didn't want to give me the rematch.>He didn't like what he felt in there and he's been running from me since then
I hide my asshole from the ladies because it’s too ugly
>>143020014You're gay b, no two ways about it
>>143019966are you autisticthat's clearly referring to his penis
>belal didn't flinch
>
we watching women's chainsaw championships?
I wouldn’t really be surprised if Belal somehow heems Peon
booba car
>>143020029It's good desu. Fairly even but sean's best punches with full power wouldn't have been as damaging as those alex landed if he wasn't holding back
>>143020100nah b its complicated if the penetrator is organic and from a biological female its not gay, e.g. finger. and the finger is pretty much only used to tickle the prostate, not pure ass fucking like fags do.strap ons and dildos are gay though cause its not girl meat anymore but a prosthetic meant to emulate a penis.
>>143020029Stricklandbros...
>>143020063>headshotdeadmemekick didn't workit's over
>>143020148forgot to drop the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJeC1QHuml0
>>143020148no i have a phobia of watching other people operate power tools after my dad sliced the top of his finger off with a saw infront of me at a young age
>>143020205go to therapy brother
>>143020185this is the coolest 1-2 in the history of the ufc idc
>>143020175OHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>143020185Beastlal is a lion, a hunter, he's always out for blood and never loses track of his prey.Imagine the scenes when he hits Smegwards with that same shot, we might witness the first death in the UFC ever.
Leon Edwards vs. Belal MuhammadTom Aspinall vs. Curtis BlaydesKing Green vs. Paddy PimblettChristian Leroy Duncan vs. Gregory RodriguesArnold Allen vs. Giga Chikadze
imagine if nate cared about winning after the mcgregor fights
>>143020205Could be worse, my uncle repeatedly stabbed my aunt with a box cutter in front of me and my cousins eyes and looked at me maniacally. I turned out alright
Belal refused to flinch.
>>143020238i told him to be careful because it didn't look like he was being careful and he ensured me that he was and then it happened. trust issues forever brother
>>143020175Sean's bunda is literally miles off of Alex's, incomparable
>>143019437Borralho is the only one up there who hasn't embarrassed himself in some wayThe most you can criticize him over is not getting a lot of finishes
I didnt read of any crazy news so was Danas big announcement that the announcement of the sphere card will be tomorrow? Someone seen the insta live stream and can say what it was?
>>143020294MuhammadBlaydesGreenRodriguesAllen
>>143020294belelasspinallking "bobby" greenrodriguesallen
>>143020359i feel quite hungry
>>143020306>I turned out alright
>>143020306>on heem.com at midnight on a friday>alright
Why doesn't strickland hard spar with alex?
Michael "Mick" Parkin
>>143020311Fake pic. Rory had a mohawk in that fight
me after logging into heem
>>143020520He'll get knocked out
>>143020496I totally forgot it’s friday
>>143020001>a brazilian butt lift is not a bblnigga youre drunk
why the fuck is this brazza so uppity acting like he's not gonna wrestlefck I KILL U BRAZZA "hugs him"
more proof of tom aspinalls small penishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufvR7pWBG2Q31 seconds in
We (smarter Germany) stand with our English brothers this week.
>>143019098post bottom left plz
>>143020294belalaspinallpaddyrodriguesArnold Allen
>>143011468there's speculation they don't like mokaev and his style and this is the last fight on his contract and they might not want to resign himi think it's bullshit. i think the reality is the UFC knew the heat heading into this one and put it low on the card in case some bust up happened, it had to get cancelled (weight misses) or in case after the fight Kape called Mokaev a faggot or some other choice words
BIG IRISH SHITS
>>143020556try rereading the post. you can get it little feller. i believe in you
>>143020600
>>143018853bet against this ugly ho as soon i found out she sold her pussy pics
>>143020520Why doesn't alex hard spar with strickland?
Because he would heem
>>143020625Gonezo.
>>143020294LeonThomas RedditKang GreenCLDAllen
>>143020294Leon Edwards Tom Aspinall King Green Gregory RodriguesArnold Allen Robocop will be the weak link.
>>143020623> there's speculation they don't like mokaev and his style and this is the last fight on his contract and they might not want to resign himThis is what happened to Colby. He was like 4-1 UFC and they were going to let him walk. Thats why he developed the MAGA chud heel personality
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AFTER 5 ROUNDS, WE GO TO THE JUDGES SCORECARDS FOR A DECISION. ALL THREE JUDGES SCORE THIS CONTEST 50-42. FOR THE WINNER, BY UNANIMOUS DECISION.......AAAAAAAND NEW! UNDISPUTED, UFC, WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!! BELAL "REMEMBER THE NAME" MUHAMMAD!!!!!!!!
>>143020627Thanks, but you made it difficult with your elementary grammer.Anyway, for the record, I also believe her ass is real.
Belal pulled out
>>143020715Robocop will get picked apart and TKO’d
>>143019301Still can't believe they cut my boy Arlovski off a robbery, mate could have gatekept shit heavyweight until he was 50.
belal pulled out and shot it all over anons backit got in his hair
>>143020641cheers
ahm trainy so hard, I no go to party. I GO TO TRAIN. I TRAINY DOUBBLE.
>>143020756I kinda think he has a decent chance of losing but something tells me CLD has something about him that tells me he's going to lose.
>There’s no denying me now, simple as that. I’m fighting Jon Jones next, and I’m going to beat him.SOON
>>143020715no shit you picked the left sideright side are the underdogs
92 days until Gane fights.
A boy vs a mana sheep vs a lionLeon Edwards vs Belal Muhammad
92 days until Gane dies!!!!
i hope gane gets hit by a car
i hope gane gets gane by a gane
Just got word from Ari. Tomorrow's heavyweight co-main is being contested under Gane rules
Ganezo
>>143020834Robocop always has a heemer’s chance but he’s not technical enough IMO. CLD is way more athletic and evasive. CLD finna be ranked if he wins
>>143020778Baldo won, and wins the rematch too.
Strong feeling Leon is going to wipe the floor with Belal. Just big brother him. Belal is too emotional (and too old lol)
>>143018864stawlf...
post brutal moggings
>>143020294LeonidasTommyPaddy the BaddyRobocopGigaCHAD
smellal
late 30s are prime heemster years
>>143021204Based Armstrong enjoyer. Thoughever I must warn you Belal will win. Confidence from training with Khabib.
late 30s are prime getting heemed years
>>143021131
Ive been in my prime getting heemed years for over an decade whats up pussy?
>>143020063The greatest trick leon ever pulled was convincing cazzies he's a finisher and not a boring shitter with a record padded with bums. Reminder he got his title shot after beating the corpse of nate diaz (at 170) and sitting out an entire year.
>>143021384jiri was legit terrified
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war.
>>143021395He also fought down the rankings until he got the title shot
Watching women gymnastics right now, those big fit asses bouncing are driving me crazy
so what you guys are saying is that ufc welterweight is shit
>>143021483Dont watch asian countries man you will go into your feral state again
>>143021464>with a record padded against bumsTHE welterweight cowboy? THE Gunnar Nelson? Nearly dying against a completely jobber like barbarena? Welterweight is a meme division and nobody wants to admit it.
>>143021483>big
i still cant believe my boy was a can all along....
>>143021512He's not, it's just not his time yet
>>143020294L(ol)eonTommy boyJester GreenRodriguesAllmighty Allen
>>143021512Godkalaev will avenge him
>>143021512He's not a can but his style only works against cans
>>143021551is he really the REAL champ if he only got the title because alex retired?
>>143021595Shut up
>>143021599Yeah, I mean they let Jon be the champ for beating Gane
>>143021601You just got hit with the truth, boy.
jiri is an alpha bum
>UFC manchester>9pm CST>brits will be filling the stadium at 3am local time are brits truly so cucked by Americans that they're forced to operate on our time zones even when we're in the UK
damn I thought the UFC was today for some reason.
>>143021659We run the UK
>>143021659its because of some bullshit with a tv deal and a cancelled vegas card, and dana is retarded
>>143021131Molly got big rizz.
>>143021666>UFC on a FridaySatan please
The anti-heem serum is almost complete
Damn shit, I thought today was Sunday, I shit on Dana White
>>143021033You're probably right but my mind is giving me signs
>>143021703the BBC will be closely monitoring all illegal streaming and television watching of UFC 304
Molly used to be kinda pudgy but she's gotten fit, she looked pretty ferocious hitting pads in one of the heembeddeds. I still don't like her but it's noteworthy
>>143021762>Molly used to be kinda pudgy but she's gotten on designer steroidsfixed that for you
>>143021719Molly was groping Nina the Whole interview. (Nina liked it)
IT'S UPUFC 309: JONES VS HAMILL 2https://x.com/danawhite/status/1755970383591911642
>>143021752the bbc doesnt do mma, they are still in the "its a bloodsport, human cockfighting" mindseti googled it and its being streamed by something called tnt sports and discovery+
>>143021659UFC controls their own product. they know north america PPV sales > everywhere else so it is catered to that time zone. the arena still sells out tickets regardless. purely profit driven decision.
>>143020763the way UFC contracts work he was making like half a mil to show on the prelims. Daner needed him outta there
Last two digits determine how much I bet on paddycaptcha:WANT
This dude wants to be Schaub so bad
>>143021924I found it extremely funny how this middle age man made millions per years having the most boring fight imaginable against zero skill fat slobs.
Can any kings link me a stream? Got new pc and lost my saved ones.
>>143021970>Got new pc and lost my saved onesjust open the old one
You're not that Schaub pal...you're not that Schaub...
You telling me this is what years of training gets you? Not worth it in my opinion
Schaub heems Jones unironically
>>143021991Wiped and sold. Come on man, I'll suck your cock.
>>143021803>we got graham crackers, we got pretzels and we got strawberries. all perfect for dippingmade me lol for some reason
>>143021752>tfw slammed my door on one of these cunts last month>he even brought some big guy to stand behind him with his arms crossed to try intimidate me and seem more like a real authorityI KNOW MY RIGHTS AND YOU AIN'T COMING IN, NOT NOW NOT EVER
wake up errday and pray to schaub!pray fo mo money and pray to be mo funny. btw i call this one tawlxic waste.
Curtis.
Before Belal heems Leon out cold in the first, anyone have anything they wanna get off their chest?
>>143022048thanks again for propagating my meme
>>143022075i always believed in belal ever since joe rogan told me he was good
>>143022025just buy a gun
Anything worth watching tonight?
>>143022105Yeah *shits out long turd into own hands and gently leaves it in yours*
>>143022105Rick and Morty on Adult Swim
>>143022105Smackdown in 45.
>>143022105yeah all of these are worth watching
>>143022093all i need are these guns
oldheads will try to tell you a nigga with 6k followers on instagram was an MMA pioneer back in the day
You just know Molly would get a hardy if she looked at her
>>143022199Bet Dana gave that young man the Papa Strickland special
Why did Bri'ish people allow Dana to have the main event start at 3 AM? I wouldn't let that slide, but that's just me
virna vs weili is the only fight to make
>The Webm that saved /heem/
Chris Curtis Blaydes
>>143022232proper neanderthal posture
>>143022215Bruna's fat wife is way hotter than Molly. Molly would never have a chance
>>143022268fuck off loopy
>>143022232Peach of a webbum b. This springs to my mind also
Tom Aspinall knicked a cherry fizz elfbar off me at The Grey Horse Inn in 2023 and I didn't do a thing. I'm 5 foot 5 for fuck sake, what am I going to do? Confront the lad?
>>143021824Bellator aired on BBC for a while
>>143020294BumlalTomPaddyRobocopAllen
>>143022277Peach of an optimised web video b, up there with the cejudo light therapy
>>143022276Bruna could heem you, spit in your butt, then bend over, then let her fat wife strap up and heem her front butt and there's nothing you could do to stop it
>>143022282those are like 8 quid lad you shouldve heemed him tuivasa - struve style
>>143022318NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES LESBO
>>143022309Just the best for my /heem/bros ya dig it?
>>143022318Gr8 post cal
finally we can post mixed martial arts webms of mma fights in the octagon
>>143022318and youll never lay your green fingers on any of them. how does that make you feel?
>>143022383what would your defense for this be?
>>143021783Who the fuck are you to determine if it's from hard work or steroids (which also require hard work)
>>143022389heem
Love him or hate him, you gotta respect Dana White
>>143022404I'd put my penis in her pussey, if you know what I mean
>>143022412>on the regional scene>decent fighter, makes a name for themself>decent phsyique>make it to the ufc>start making big bucks>get absolutely shredded after a few fightsyou retarded? this is a tale as old as the UFC. it happens to a lot of fighters. once they can afford it, they get on designer steroids and step their game up. this is just how the game works
>>143021783She's been on steroids for years, either she's upped her dose or she's actually on a regimented training schedule and is eating properly
sean moved on..
>daner confirms the apex center is getting a $25 million dollar rennovation/expansion
>>143022427OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>dana said
>>143022457you should delete that post friend. thats not a joke you should make on this site
>>143022457uh oh HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>143022404
Those that cross my path think they face a man but they face death
Dānyāl Said.
>>143022461please be a 25 million dollar gold statue of dana overlooking the cage
>>143022537Lmao
Last year the UFC made $1,300,000,000 in revenue and paid $234,000,000 to their athletes. That's 18% if you are counting. This amount includes the fees for USADA and the new drug testing protocol
>>143022537Dana revealed that this will be the gold statue overlooking the cage
>>143022578Seems fair, maybe we should consider scrapping weight categories. Back to a 16 man tournament
>>143022591seems like he's underlooking there b
>>143022605>Seems fairdefine fair
Belal? The guy that's spent over 4 hours in the octagon without a knockdown?
>>143022621Fair for Dana.
a lot of special people show up to /heem/ right before a ufc ppv
>>143022608
the sad truth is that most fighters are just not good enough to decent money. the fight game is hard b.
jiri is better thats why alex didnt want to face him head on and listened to his coaches
>>143022666>most fighters are just not good enough to decent moneyif the UFC cant make a single dollar without the fighters then that means that the fighters are the only reason the UFC makes money right? if that is the case then the fighters are in fact good enough to earn decent money
>>143022621Fair for the fans. How much would a ppv cost if half the profits were going on the likes of Belal?
i dont think ufc fighters should be paid 300 million
>>143022621>define fair>fairness within money
How much was Schaub getting paid for his last few fights?
Gane? Carries the Olympic Torch. Ngannou? Dead son. Levels.
If your opponent beats you twice, you win"
>>143022707Including sponsors? A shit load of money, he was the one man brave enough to stand up to the reebok deal and Hunter has been running a decade long psyop against him ever since
made at the start of 2023, before yan and merab fought
>>143022694>How much would a ppv cost if half the profits were going on the likes of Belal?It would cost the exact same. Nothing would change except fighters would get more money and executives and share holders would get less money. Instead of just giving share holders $200,000,000 per year, just give that to fighters instead
i make 700 dollars bi-weeky from working fast food.UFC fighters make potentially 24k thousand for 1 (ONE) fight with a guaranteed 12kTell me whose underpaid
>>143022755i dont think i will
>>143022755the UFC fighter is you retard. the amount of money you generate vs the amount of money a prelim shitter generates is lower by multiple factors of 10 you pea brained idiot. think about how much the sponsors, commercials, and tv deal are paying for the 20 minutes a prelim shitter is fighting. all of that money is 100% generated by that fight and nothing else. its probably in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions for just 1 prelim shitter fight
>>143022753With no shareholder bonuses, investment would drop. No Morning Weigh In Show. No Nina Drama. No Good Guy and the Bad Guy. No embedded. Fuck that
>>143022452Have you ever thought maybe once they start facing tougher competition they rise to the occasion (something you wouldn't know about) by training full time and quitting their day jobs?
UFC fighters are actually OVER PAID
>>143022688there are no "the" fighters. the entire ufc roster could be replaced. and that's the problem. if a fighter doesn't think the ufc's offer is fair then they can go somewhere else for more money. if they can't do that then they simply aren't worth their price to the ufc or any other organization. when there's ten fighters standing behind you begging to take your offer, you do not have the leverage to demand a better offer. only the best of the best of the best are truly worth millions.
rod and big calorie chopping it up
>>143022817yeah, just keep believing that buddy. your fandom will be blown open to the truth one day
>>143022826it's almost like you're describing a monopoly. i wonder what monopolies have always historically done to the markets they control. hmmmmm would be funny if that's what was happening. too bad there aren't dozens of examples of this exact thing happening in this country alone over the last 100 years
>>143020294>Belal Muhammad>Tom Aspinall>Paddy Pimblett>Gregory Rodriguez>Arnold Allen
>>143022807>No Morning Weigh In Show. No Nina Drama. No Good Guy and the Bad GuyYeah I'm fine with that
Fighters paid less means worse fightersPaying fighters more will draw in more athletic talent Meaning over time, there would be less gassing out, hands down, less girly punching form(not counting WMMA of course, there's no repair there)
farid basharat would end the talbott meme
guys I feel like Curtis is going to beat aspinall.
>>143022807>investment would dropwhat the fuck are you talking about? the UFC isn't a start up company. they dont take random investments or need them to fund their business. literally nothing would change if they decided to up the fighter pay from %18 to %45 except some rich people like Dana would be getting richer a little slower. fighter pay not being higher is literally only about greed. the product would not change a single bit
Prime Tony beats Khabib and Conor on the same night.
>>143022940youd think this would send some bread your way
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>143022866the ufc isn't a monopoly, there are just too many fighters and too little fighting. by the nature of the sport mma athletes are rarely at their work space the cage. fighting 4 times in 365 days is considered extremely active. the ufc has under a thousand fighters and it's more than enough toys for them to play with.
>>143023009>September Grounded knees and 12-6 are still illegal then, bad news for Merab
>>143023009Just be happy it's not Grasso vs. Sneedchenko 3
REDDIT! REDDIT! WE DID IT!! ISLAM WON!! BREAK OUT THE RED PANTIES!!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!!! FREE PALESTINE!!!
>>143023037That's the co-main
Lof of arguments pro increasing fighter pay but what are the argument pro decreasing fighter pay ?
>>143022866It’s not remotely a monopoly. You clearly don’t know what monopoly means. Every fighter has 5+ legit options instead of fighting for UFC. Don’t sign a long contract like a retard and it will never be an issue
>>143023022>fighting 4 times in 365 days is considered extremely active.That's normal for combat sports. Boxers are less active than that, get paid nearly 3x their MMA counterparts, and the boxing organizations draw less than the UFC doesIt just doesn't make sense and hurts the longevity of the sport, already we're seeing hot prospects in europe reject UFC contracts because the UFC offers them pennies, less than what they make in regional orgs
I guess that's a pretty good cardhttps://x.com/SandhuMMA/status/1816987293187449177
>>143022456Curtis bros...
>>143022963Aspinall is going to TKO Blaydes exactly how Blaydes TKO’d Jailton
>>143023105uninterested
Curtis Blaydes doesn't have friends
I bet on a 2 fight parlay bros. Aspinall and Peon both by finish. Am I retarded?
>>143023105Btw Ortega hasn't signed the contract Lopes vs Ortega is a fake fight and might get pulled from the cardThe UFC is trying to pull a fast one on Brian
>>143023167You’re not retarded but betting finishes is cazzie shit, especially in main events. 5 round fights go the distance like 65% of the time
I am Curtis Blaydes' friend.
>>143019282yeah we were here when it happened, it's an ass division>>143019437Caio is the only one that can go far, Beaux du Nigal should make his life mission to expose every dagi
>>143023009Both Topuria and Holloway look more Mexican than these two faggots.FAIL of a card.
>>143019357She shows sideboob and butt. Pretty soon she’ll be getting plowed on camera before her 15 minutes expires
>>143023009Finally the O'Malley meme will end
>>143022945At least his brother looks human if he shaved the beard.
>>143023250I think he chins Merab in the first 2
>>143023250Merab has no chin. O’Malley will heem him on an uppercut or knee when merab shoots
>>143023260thts farid basharat
>>143023267>>143023269Merab will outwork him
>>143023105>clown vs goblin>wmma>fake fight
Is Volkov the smartest fighter in the UFC?
>>143023207Damn bro you mustve made bank on the last main event!!!
>>143023105Mexican-heavy cards always end with Mexico getting BTFO
>>143023097the corpse of boxing is currently on puppet strings dancing for rich arabs. not that dana isn't trying to get in on that game too. but boxing is almost a facade of a sport at this point. to call it top heavy and dysfunctional is a strong understatement. there might be no longevity at all for mma if it goes down the same path.
>>143023289Merab got caught by the corpse of Henry, it's a left hook into gnp tko by O'Mycoachson
>>143023308I bet jandiroba -125
>>143023281Why did he call him his brother?
>>143023306He has a degree in rocket science from a prestigious Russian college That's part of why Sergei didn't really get him or consider him a friend, he's a meathead from the army while Volkov is a high IQ nerd who fights for fun
Seanito Omalino
Check out this heemographic token I found on the Schaubchain
>>143023374Sad
>>143023306Yes if you watched his last fight week interview you would ses he is very well spoken and has a good sense of humor typical of a higher class person.
>>143020294PeeonAss Pain NowKang n' sheitRobobamaAllen (i think this will heem my picks)
>>143023396I actually own that schaub, you cant post it without my permission.
>>143023396absolutely stunning
>>143023356The Mighty ESL Warrior
Wow!Belal is fighting for a title tomorrow bros
Just how SHOOK is Edwards right now?
>This is the hyped "Sphere' card
>>143023009Southern meggsican vs northern meggsican
>>143020294>LeonAspinall>PimblettCLD>Allen
My correct picks rate would be incredible if i didn't knowingly pick meme fighters every single card. But the thing is, what i'm really aiming for with these picks is the total celebration of meme victory when they win. I value that more than being correct in general.
>>143022963You also felt like Jailton was going to beat Blaydes so...
>O'Malley is too rangy for Merab
>>143023662funny post
>>143023693me vs you
>>143023544A historic fraudcheckMerGOD will heem (on the feet)
>>143023646I'm retarded most of the time. So what.
If Tommy or Leon lose I will die inside and won't be able to sleep.
#BantamweightProspects
>>143023736O'Malley, known for his pocket boxing and counter left hooks
>>143023736sean will snipe him 100%
>>143020294Belal (hallowed be thy name)Wholesome TomLadDunksArnie
>>143023768>Chainsaw Man heckinarino waifu
>>143023662sugar schaub reach 72 in, merab 68 in, 4 inch advantage to o'memei doubt merab will be doing much striking (he is retarded if so)
People are starting to believe in O'Malley too muchHis wrestling is too much of a hole, I think this is going to be a hyper competitive fight and Sean's going to fall apart in the last 2 roundsChito almost KOed him with a body shot in the last second and he didn't do shit to O'Malley the whole fightEither O'Malley by an early spark out in the first two rounds or a grueling Merab decision
>>143023736This is what scares me the most about Merab. He can get rocked and instead of going stinky leg or running away, he fires back and resumes pressure. It's a scary thing for O'Malley who couldn't hurt Chito or knock down Yan. Yan even ROCKED O'Malley, who's le range was supposed to protect him... Yet Yan couldn't touch Merab on the feet. This is bad bros.
>>143023807>Getting triggered by a JPGsöy incarnate
>>143023807I say this
>>143023740tony hawk pro skater character lookin ahh
O'Malley doesn't hit that hard
>>143023818O'Malley puts merab away in the first
>>143023022>>143023093>the ufc isn't a monopolyI know I'm talking to either casual fans that haven't been around long and/or people that do not understand market dynamics but I will try to explain shortly. The UFC is the exact definition of a monopoly to every technical detail. It has already been exposed and proven in a court of law during the antitrust case.>The UFC makes 9 of every 10 dollars in revenue in the entire MMA industrythis is not because the UFC is somehow magically the only promotion capable of promoting fights. it's because they have built a monopoly>the UFC has purchased any promotion that challenged their supremacy in order to stamp out competitionthey no longer need to do this because the monopoly has been established but this was a regular practice that was expressly stated in the emails that came out during the antitrust case. with Pride, they even said that literally bought it and made it die on purpose to get rid of competition which is extremely illegal>the UFCs independent contractor exclusive contracts are anticompetetive and possibly illegalthis speaks for itself. the UFC treats their contracted fighters like employees without giving them employee rights. this is illegal in every single other industry but the UFC has fought tooth and nail to keep regulation awaythis is the basis but saying the UFC isnt a monopoly is just plain retarded at this point. you've got to be brand new to even suggest it
>>143020294>remember the name >asspainal>king green>robocop>allen
>>143023597same
THE PEOPLE'S MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING
Piece of shit
>>143023895Merab aint no Aljo
>>143023963yeah, Merab is even shorter
>>143023963Yeah, he's technically far worse
>>143023963yep Merab is quicker and more tenacious
aljo was hurt but dana forced him to fight
crazy how hard grasso hit the wall this year
>>143023981merab sisters...
>>143023990We need to talk about this
>championship fight on a fight night
Merab's wrestling is substantial better than Aljo's. His entries aren't as obvious and he's far better off of failing a takedown than Aljo is. And his team is definitely going to work on those entries heavily for this fight
Crazy how Grasso got her entire Gym on the UFC Noche card
which one are we watching tonight sisters?
Merab has no skill. Literally zero. He owes his entire mma career to EPO
>>143023941I will be watching attentively with my dick out
>>143024045OPL
>>143024045we don't watch anything here
no zellhuver?
>>143024045im jerking off and watching youtube videos
>>143024036Her coach is fighting on the prelims too
>>143023963Yep, Merab dominates the like of Yan and Cejudo while Aljo goes to split decisions with them
>>143024072real as fuck
the CFFC prelims are on OnlyFans
>>143024075He's fighting Rivovics
Shitrab is FUCKED
>>143023888You wrote all this text and I’m not reading a word. Not a monopoly, many competitors. Simple as.
>>143024116only because aljo flushed them for him
A1 COMBAT IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE WITH CUTIE MCKENNAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG2jDFmb8BA
>>143023740Kinda hard to hit his head if it’s so tiny, like fighting beetlejuice
>>143023941Aldana looks cute sometimes and like this sometimes
>>143024174alright man. no need to read it. it's pretty much what I expected. you have no idea what you're talking about and have no interest in correcting your world view
>>143024177>CUTIE
EVERY one of these PREDICTIONS I've made has COME TRUE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED>LEON WILL HEEM USMAN>LEON WILL DECISION USMAN IN THE TRILOGY>DDP WILL HEEM WHITTAKER>SEAN WILL DESTROY JIZZY>WALDO THE WALRUS WILL DESTROY ROBELIS DESPAIGNE>VOLKOV WILL EASILY BEAT PAVLOVICH(you) are HERE>BLAYDES WILL HEEM ASPINALL>BELAL WILL HEEM LEON>MERAB WILL HEEM O'MALLEY>STIPE WILL DECISION JONES>MAGOMED WILL HEEM PEREIRA>BLAYDES WILL HEEM STIPE>GANE WILL DECISION BLAYDES>JONES WILL REMATCH GANE FOR HIS FINAL FIGHT
>>143024177I want to marry Cory
>CFFC has a -1500 favorite
>>143024237A mecican beat you to it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0AVGhWA2YM&t=272sCANADACELS ON SUICIDE WATCH. YOUR QUEEN CAPITULATES.
>>143024217what about ferguson tho
>>143023941irene via feet heem
>>143024255is that Marina Rodriguez?
>>143024255soccer fuckin sucks shut up bitch
Oh man heem is spamming mid ass bitches again haven't seen that before
>Merab has fans on here
>>143024278settle down broccoli head
guys I'm thinking about making mma videos on youtube where I share my stupid opinions while wearing leggings and looking directly into the camera
>>143023105kek for all his faults daner does NOT hold a grudge. ortega literally pretended to take the short notice fight only to pull out leaving the poofc to scramble for a replacement the DAY OF. its like it never happened.
>>143024278Call Cory mid one more time and see what happens bud
>>143024302is that the youtuber who literally raised his wife's son and then died of cancer
>>143023190>The UFC is trying to pull a fast one on Brianwhat do you mean? like they are using his name to promote the card? why wouldnt he take the fight though
>>143024314are you a girl? if so you will have much successif you are a boy then you can still have success, your ass just has to be fat and your bulge has to be thick
>>143023888so let me get this straight, the ufc has been so successful that now their biggest problem is being too big, and you think they should be taking financial advice from you
Yep
>>143024345yeah thats who Merab is
why isn't there a sp general for the olympics where people can post female athlete asses
Lopes vs Ortega is going to end almost exactly like Poirier vs BSDLopes is going to be too impatient and get jiu jitsu moggedAnother example of Dana rushing a prospect to their death
>>143024366whatever you say blud. i would suggest you start reading into some of the cases of the FTC intervening in monopoly cases in the past and what lead to their intervention
>>143024314If you’re a 6/10 female I know about 500 people who will love your content
>>143024416You just have to find them where you can
>>143024302It’s honestly embarrassing. I think zoomers only like fighters who post “skits”Reddit tier zoomer brainrot
>>143024416there is. you're in it
>>143024167How can you live with that shit on your head every day
>>143024416bc i just go to pornhub or eporner when i want to jerk off
>>143024452holy fucking YUCK
>jon morgan on the micso he can't do push ups due to one lung but he can announce an entire fight card?
>>143024440there's another black chick that does hurdles I think for Spain with a big fat ass. I dont know her name tho but I've seen webms. I dont know if she's in the olympics
Merab's fights are funExcept that Aldo fight that one sucked ass
Remember Joilton
>>143024440This girl looks like she had jaw cancer and had to get the lower mandible removed
>>143024452aint yo daddy black?
>>143024144German vs Romanian.
Dana really said the sphere card will be better than ufc 300 and now we got this shit lmao. Except sean vs merab and a little bit ortega vs lopes i dont fucking care about any of those fights. Weak af card
>>143024144That’s a banger
dam this nigga fruity
CFFC IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEhttps://freestreams-live.my/mma-2/
>>143024492Though ribo was croatian
>>143024521Hope McKinney retires soon. He seems like a good guy. Do not enjoy watching him get heemed stiff every fight
Islam gone mainstream https://x.com/mmamarcuss/status/1816715136079409657?s=46
>>143024530anyone got a non virus link?
>>143024542>mainstream>asian comedianok
>>143024542I chuckled at French Mormon ngl
>>143024535>mckinney hasnt been getting heemed that much has he?>look up recordyikes
>>143024558mfer its freestreams. just google "Free streams" and its the first result
>>143024335shes so perfect bros
>>143024542we have bill burr at home ass nigga
>>143024569
>>143024578I respect the fact that he never sees a third round.
>>143024534It's probably disseminated all along the Balkans, but Romania was the first result I got b
Jon Jones is simply the GOAT
>>143024601absolutely elite waist to tits ratio
>>143024440>SPARMy supermarket of choice.
>>143024604Bill burr is a cuck faggot
>>143024626
>>143024604Burr is a huge sports nut but always pretends he doesn’t know players names so he seems more relatable to his non-sports-watching fans. I hate that shtick
>>143024644Would wake up to and make breakfast for
>>143024542When he dies I celebrate
the octagon canvas should be a bunch of layers that you can just peel one off between fights.
>>143024521The zest will flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQThkLoOf1ofriendship is magic
>>143024644Weird babyface that only pedos are attracted to
>>143024644heeminder Daner nutted balls deep inside her verginer
>>143024521It's dem Croatian genes
>>143024697>me schaubing the till
>>143024693#StopAsianHate
>>143024644I'd be a pedophile for her.
>>143024716Dana is 5’7” max. This chick is tiny
>>143024644Her bf is ugly as fuck. Yet it ain't me.
Can someone redpill me on Chilean girls? Are they good in bed?
>>143024697No windshield?
>>143024706>only pedos are attracted to this grown adult woman with gigantic tits because she's cuteif this aint projection then i dont know what is. i would bet my life savings youre a pedo
Derp :3
>>143024744
>>143024431hopefully dana gets out of his swimming pool of gold coins and reads your posts before it's too late
>>143024766What a terrible body on such a kissable face. You should be pulled apart with four horses for posting this in cropped.
>>143024644
>>143024258Tony will heem Chiesa and fight Nick Diaz for his last fightTony will make Nick quit in an action packed fightUFC will play Tony's retirement montage after he wins but he will ignore it and say 'one more run' Dana will give him Luque, who Tony will heemChamp Ian Garry will call out Tony because he's ducking everyone else. Garry will underestimate Tony, costing him the match. Tony will go on to defend the belt numerous times.
>>143024811I love petite busty women so much
>>143024861>bustydis doo middle aged
>>143024884what word was he supposed to use?
>>143022195Never ask what happened to Dada 1000-4000
>>143024894big titted
Yo fuck this nigga
>>143020294BeastlalBlaydesKingCLDAllen
>>143024924I went to college
>>143024894Ohio Mommy Rizzler
>>143024907I always assumed it was a reference to his calorie intake
>>143022195He tapped from exhaustion immediately after this clip
new heem up>>143024964>>143024964>>143024964
fuck /heem/
