IT'S OVERRATE IT
I think I got AIDS by watching this
way too long
1/10Could have been worse
sex
>>143018681Worst Olympic event I have ever seen.Chinks beats us.
Oh she's singing again...
chika sexo
Fuck your thread/10
boring
>>143018681Garbage
10/10Chuds can keep seething :)
>>1430186814/10 pride parade
>>143018681>tranimekys
>>1430186819/10 without virtue signaling10/10 if it was a tat shorter7/10 overall
>>143018681I want my four hours of life back!
6/10the catwalk shit was horrifying, there were some dull moments but there were also extremely kino momentsbetter than anything since Beijing, miles worse than Beijing, Athens or Barcelona
>>1430186812/10dogshit
0/10Evil cannot be tolerated
>>143018681>imagine TWO TIMES>no daft punkyou've got some explaining to do frogs
Skipped the 1936 on the reel
>>143018681It was made by women for women...
>>1430186812/10. Some based moments surrounded by hours of tranny shit.
At least it made /pol/-cucks seethe
>>14301868175/100 from a normal pov - plenty of fun sections1/100 from a /pol/goon pov
>>1430186816.5/10
>>1430186817/10Pretty cool, bravo france
>>1430186810/10. Gayest shit I've ever seen.
>>1430186812/10
celine was good, everything else was actual dogshit1/10 she was the only good part, but will die earlier for it
>>1430186811/10
Polcels btfo/10
10/10, world seething of jealousy as usualhad a blast
>>143018877only correct answer
Take heart Americans, this wont be hard to beat.
>>1430186815/10Boring af and too long
Some of it was retarded, but the French can still do soul and spectacle.
If you just started with the boat parade and removed the drag queens and the runway but it would be a 9/10 for me. The ending was giga-kino
>>1430186818/10 maybe even 9.
Best opening ceremony ever. Pure KINO. One jaw dropping scene after the other. Yes niggers, trannies, jews, whatever. Still great fucking show, entertaining from the beginning ot the end.My highlight: the beheaded Marie Antoinette kek10/10
zesty
>>143018681Pride Parade/10. The best part was the final one with the tower and Celine. It was way too long. They spent 15 minutes on that horse part just for the masked woman to hand over the flag and not do anything else.
>>1430186814/10Remove all the tranny dancing/runway shit and it would be a solid 7-8/10
9/10 if you skip the boats
3/10even ignoring the faggotry it was still just a very disjointed show. Way too much prerecorded garbage, lots of stuff went on for WAY too long. The music was top tier tho, the best in a long time
>>1430186810/10At least Rio '16 opening didn't have any sexual deviation
>>1430186819/10, needed more blacks and transgenders to be a solid 10/10. Very French btw
The good:>masked man>celine>an horse>an mechanical horse>nadal>zidane>gojira>the cauldron>boats were funThe bad>lady gaga>terrible choreography >weather>the entire red carpet section>two random nonames lighting the torch>unnecessarily long cuts and pauses>minionsOverall not bad, it got better as it went on, better than Tokyo and Rio but worse than Beijing and London
>>143018681like being waterboarded with globohomo, the religious imagery subversion and the fat people really elevated to a whole new level
>>1430186812/10One for Assassin's Creed guyAnother for metal horse and rider
>>1430186816/10it dragged on for too long towards the end but it had some real kinoneedless to say the tranny shitshow was a complete disgrace
>>143019028Tu fais quoi en Allemagne, Jean-Pierre ?
pozzed/10
>>143019028Hitler NO
>>143018821this desudifferent and everyone seemed happy
Good stuff: the dude on the roofs, the mechanic horse, the balloon, the boats, minionsBad stuff: all the gay shit
>>1430186817/10Really liked how unique it was not being in a stadium, on the river seine instead... but there was all that gay propaganda. Could have been a GOAT if it was less globohomo.
>>143018681scrotum/10
>>143018786>>143018951>>143018947>>143018956>>143019114CHUDS are going to shit themselves in 4 yearsa black tranny and a fat gay mexican saluting a big pride flag.... can't wait
>>143018681Too much fag, tranny and pedo shit. Most interesting bits were this guy (all involved, with the horse included) and Gojira.
>>143019146It's illegal to get paternity tests in your shithole. LMAO
>Can't get Daft Punk>Don't play any of their music at allThat's a 2/10 from me brother
>>143019146i can only expect it will somehow be worse in hollywood, anyone with a brain can see that coming. doesn't make your opening less shameful, the entire world now sees that your country is an IRL netflix show
>>143019075Im noticing you didnt mention the faggotry and politics which were big parts of it
5/10too ambitious,i hope this shit doens become the norm,a stadium event will always be better
10/10
Slay queen lady gaga slay queen Celine/ 10
5/10[-]Too long, way too much virtue signalling and gay/tranny stuff, not many humorous elements, mid star acts[+]Good music, boat parade, Assassins creed guy, Jeanne d'Arc on a metal horse
>>143018681Refrenchies/10
/10
>>1430186813/10Thinking of all the cool things they can show off in Paris but didn't is just mind boggling
7.5/10The horse and everything after that was good honestly.
>>143018681wasted 4 hours and now the only way i'll watch live sports is staying awake overnight
>>143018681if you exclude the fags it was nice, there was zizou and nadal and the music was nice 6/10 (-3 for the fags -1 for daftpunk)
>>1430186819/10the pozz at the 1st, 2nd hour mark was awful, but between that time there were also some kino moments, but the ceremony turned out quite good on the second half. Celine Dion finisher sealed the deal for me.if you're a /pol/cel then its a 0/10
1/103/10 if there were no trannies, drag queens or any sexually twisted demon pervert freaks
>>143018681It's crazy how simple it is not to have tranny shit ruin an acceptable ceremony. They really make everything x10 more cringy because it never feels natural at all.
>>1430186814/10 complete wasted opportunity, and the few good bits were either short or dragged to death.
>>143018681Propaganda
>>143018681my friday night ruined
The worst opening from the XXI century, and perhaps of the whole history after Atlanta.Frenchs deserves to be robbed, raped and murdered by moors and negroids with french passports for such abomination.
>>143018681France is lost/10
>>1430186819/10I wish people could just turn "autistic troll mode" off for one second and just appreciate greatness. The ceremony is the most unique one ever it had amazing mindblowing imagery and music and represented France in every way possible both good and bad it was better than Beijing to me, because it had art and soul and rain and mood. It was unforgettable.The gay shit is just a part of France, its the freedom to love or just wear what you want, it wasn't like they were having sex except for a couple fake kisses, they were just walking a runway which represents French Fashions a big part of their culture.They achieved something that goes down in history and please stop crapping on French posters in here, French posters you guys are loved and we are ancient bros USA and France are forever tied together in brotherhood.
>tranny last supper thing starts>apparently ends as the parade continues>but then the camera keeps randomly fucking cutting back to the trannies flailing around for the entire rest of the paradethat whole sequence of about 30 minutes felt like actual parody
>>143019215>faggotry and politicsThat's the entire red carpet section
That was such a kino ending Only bongs and brown /spol/ posters hated it
China still the best ever
Celine making me tear up.Eurobeats compFUCKIN GOJIRAhonestly, it was boring for the rest but Celine was definitely worth the wait. Gojira was a really nice surprise.
10/10 i like world events makes me feel like we can have peace.
>>143019220PUTLER REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
>>143018786>>143018859Nothing will ever compete:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADycTGK3IM8
>>143018681The opening ceremony 5/10The humiliation ritual 9/11
>>143019311Stfu kike
>>143019075>teddy riner>random nonames>jap flagKodokan is about to ring your doorbell
I don't know if the pace was bad because the ceremony was over the city or because the organizers were incompetent tbqh
>>1430186814/10Interesting concept with some great moments but ultimately shit. People rating this event highly have likely chosen to ignore all the bad parts which made up the bulk of the ceremony.
I'm willing to look past and ignore the men in drag and other pozzed shit. 9/10, easy. Having it on the Seine was a great move. I'd rate this even higher than 2008 Beijing, which is my all time favorite.Good show France.
>>143019233This too.
I'm out
>>143019323same mi hermano
Zoomers apparently loved it.
>>143019292>robbed, raped and murdered by moors and negroidsWhy would we copy you?
>>143019075>>two random nonames lighting the torchI can see why'd you think that, but they're both extremely popular in France especially Teddy. Agreed with everything else.
>>143018681-5/10it should be -6/10, but Celine added one point
>>143019195>>143019212CHUDS already seething...it's 2024 guys, no tranny is going to eat you
>>143019311Agreed completely. Polcels should fuck off. They ruined this website a long time ago.t. Someone who watched the 2012 London ceremony on /sp/
Humiliation ritual/10
kek thirdies are absolutely malding
>>143018681This pic goes hard>the era of whites is OVER, look at them, old and dying... BLACK folks are in full control now10/10
4 hours for like... 30 minutes of kino ?Add all the globohomo shit and it was terrible.If you make a 40 minute edit it would be neat.The best is the architecture of the city desu.
>>143018681seemed very soulful but a bit boring, very Frenchbut it seems to have mind broken the polfags and brown people so I give it a solid 8/10
I saw they mocked Christianity, why didn't they mock Islam? 0/10
Did the french invent being gay or something, what did any of that opening ceremony have to do with france?
>>143019323They banned russia
grotesqué
>>143019146>he thinks LA is going to spend money on the olympics
We should take the tower back (made with American steel)
>>143019501>Olympics?
10/10 This shit was on another level. Blending 1000 years of culture in one big performance piece. Loved the boats too. Trannies I didnt like but they've always been part of the Parisian art/fashion scene. Who cares.
The goodZizouGojiraCulture and history highlightedAssassins creedThe horseEiffel TowerCeline DioneThe badnoggeryfaggotrystronk wimminzSome of the routines felt completely unsynched and last minute.
>Parade7/10>Shows11/10 because of Dion and Gojira >Faggotryinfinite/10>Rineralways based/10>Teahupo 5/10 (could appear more)>Overallstill worse than Rio
Apparently the Burger broadcaster cut out most of the globohomo shit. It would have been pure kino without it so I'm not surprised the American flags all liked it
>>143019464>The blacks don’t pass the torch and instead burn the globe with it and it endsQuite based
I was ready to give this shitty opening trash a 0/10 but then Celine dion rose from all the filth and scum and gave a performance of a lifetime. therefore my final score is a fair 4/10. Still overall globohomo trash.
>>143018681I liked most of the shows they put on (yes even the drag queens) but DAMN the amount of technical problems and the shit cinematography is inexcusableshots linger too longthey take WAAAAAY to long before zooming ingosh darn it I expected more from the French of all people
Nice """"""""""""""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""""""""" Euroniggers. It's just gay shit. Your ancestors built a culture built on excellence and harnessing the highest form of art/music/architecture from the Age of Enlightenment to the Romance Period, and Frenchniggers went through a golden age of culture in the Belle Epoque, and this is how you honor their legacy.
I was watching a documentary on trains 10/10 would recommend.
>>143019464>pppplease fall Europe so you can be as shit as our countryStfu thirdie
1/10 a few sections somewhat salvaged it but the main thing i take away from it wtf is wrong with France? It’s an olympic opening ceremony not a contest to outgay Eurovision
As soon as the tranny shit stopped it was kino
>>143019421Reminder that your typical /pol/cel is brown
>>143019316But you avoided naming it
>>143019464ok but Teddy Riner is gigabased and 100 times more of a man you will ever be
>>143019613>EuroniggersYou clearly meant Fr*nce
>>143019613this is imported American High Culture.
>>143019613I suggest you relax USbro it's our turn next.
>>143018681It was pathetic. I hated my country before and I still hate it
>someone saw the repetition and sabotaged the trains to stop it or at least spare some viewers the indignity
>>143019678saaaaaaar
>>1430186816/10The cringe was almost as strong as the kino but in the end it wasn't 50vs50
>>143019613man be careful with your glass house, you're hosting in 4 years
>>143019669Well the copa america in your country was absolute kino
>>143019401Show me the Spanish version of Nice and Bataclan.
>>143019618Based autistic lad.
>>143019613Kamala will be president when your host it lil bro
>>143019678cars burned when?
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ulqK1y6myPKOe3bNUEfvr
>>143018681Without trannies 7/10With trannies 3/10
it was good, i love the idea of them parading on the rivercould have been better like having boats decorated depending on the nation. maybe not custom made boats since that's expensive and requires a lot of money and probably not enough people to build themlady gaga & the french cancan bit was cool, at least it's not lady gaga just being there to be thereoverall good>the troons & papa smurf appearswtf was that
>>143018681
>>1430186817/10 although come on stop with the 4hrs plus..>all these bitches on my time line with this celine dion
>>143019200they played that one Stardust song, so almost daft punk. i liked the overall selection of music
>>143019728PHILIPPE CATHERINE !!!
>cut out that part with the runway on the bridge and the random ass pre-recorded library threesome>ceremony becomes instant kinoIt's that easy
>>143019613Can't wait for your turn. It's gonna be ten times more pozzed except without the beautiful city, art, music and culture.
tired/10
6-7/10 for now. At least it was memorable (both cringe and kino moments). Certainly better than Tokyo. Will have to reflect on it for some time.
>>143019643It was faggotry and politicsDoes that make you happy now nigger?
>>143019292>deserves to be robbed, raped and murdered by moorslike you?
>>143019563I dont mind stronk wimminzIt proves they can fight on the frontlines instead of me
>>143019637Reminder that you will never be a woman.
>>143019722Cool
>>143019778Why do you people care so much about that shit? I don't like it either but imagine having your whole life dominated by some trannies and what people do in their bedroom. Who fucking cares.
>>143019719Any your state will fail once more within that time like every other country in your continent full of failed states
Start to horse: 3/10Horse to lighting of the fire: 9/10
>>143019779Don't forget the mandatory mass shooting
>>143018681degeneracy/10
>>143019796>Certainly better than TokyoStill mad about that desu. I dunno, maybe China set the bar too high for me but I expected way more from a cultural titan like Japan. I guess the best I can say about it is I don't remember anything at all.
>>143019806Coward
Mostly not about sports/10
>>143019709Madrid 2004Also 800 years of slavery
>>143019618Which documentary?Kinda in the mood for trains.
Concept: 10/10 Location: 9/10Performers 3.5/10Execution 4/10Overall: 5.5/10The concept of not just the usual performances in the main stadium and instead having a river procession, using as much of the city as possible was probably the best idea any opening ceremony has tried before. The scale and spectacle was huge and aimed for uncharted territory. Some of it delivered and was 10/10 kino but that was the high point. Everything else it dropped away. Some of the performance sections looked like community arts college-tier, the costume design for most performers looked tacky and camp but not in a good way. The whole ceremony while ambitious was massively overlong and disjointed in parts. Without the parkour AC style mystery torchbearer it would have looked almost incoherent and most of the sections wouldn't have fitted together. It had moments that just flopped or looked out of place like that Lady Gaga part, the pointlessly overlong fashion show runway sequence and going too retarded with gay nog worship that unironically felt shoehorned in for what reason exactly? The Notre Dame, Gojira, metalic horse racing down the Seine and the finale were kino but it topped off what it was, a mess of the brilliant. the iconic and the low budget trash. The cauldron sums it up for me; the location, concept and scale are incredible, but in execution it's actually just quite bloated, boring and lacks the fine detail that could have made it the greatest opening ceremony, but instead it fell well short.
>>143019880Japan got cucked with COVID. No fun shit, only 'respect towards COVID victims'
So the Masked Man did not pull his mask because?
I stopped watching it after Chile showed up. I only regretted not watching Gojira because I had no idea they were going to be there but then saw it turned woke af so it's not that bad skipping itHonestly I firmly believe this is just a Jewish psyop against Christianity
>>143019880Supposedly lots of companies pulled out last minute due to the Covid controversy in Japan. Nintendo was among them. We were supposed to get a Nintendo themed opening ceremony (remember Shinzo Abe in Rio leaving the green pipe at the closing ceremony?) and it didnt happen. Genuinely makes me sad when I think about it.
>>14301868110/10
>>143019939It would be extremely painful.
>>143019840Brown hands typed this
>>143019977AY NAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>143019709The deadliest terrorist attack in European history happened in Spain, retarded zoomer. Also the Barcelona van attack a few years ago.
>>143019796>Certainly better than TokyoPoor Tokyo, it's was peak covid
>>143019914>Barajas attack: 193 deaths>Nice truck: 87 deaths>Bataclan: 138 deaths
getting fucked in the ass would be less gay than that shit
My kino ranking >Horse on water with past Olympic montage>Eiffel tower light show>Celine Dion performance>Balloon Olympic fireGap>AC character as a theme throughout the show >Teams on boats (cool idea, meh execution, should've been styled to each country)Power gap entering SLEEP COREThe speeches and bullshit award in-betweenPOWER GAP entering cringe core>Pathetic attempts at showcasing skateboarding, breakdancing >The stronk women statues, but it's literal who's instead of people like Marie curie et Al>The library threesome>Some parts of the bridge runwayPOWER GAP entering gigacringe zone>THOSE parts of the bridge runway (you know the ones)
>>143019962>Covid controversy I thought it was just Covid making people sick not an actual controversy, what happened?
>>143019779I doubt they mock the Last Supper with trannies and gays. It will be shit but this was an all timer.
>>143018681It was cool but I legit don't like the fact it wasn't inside a stadium. Now it will be awkward for future Olympics to go back to a stadium WHERE IT BELONGS.
>>143019943Another brown polcel lmfa
It was pozzed but some parts were also sovlPozzedsovl even
>>143019939He represents the Asscreed game series. The guy in the costume is unimportant.
>>143019311Eat shit troon. I’m a democrat and so are all my friends and family. No one likes trannies, or wants to see trannies, except for a tiny minority of my party(who are mostly the trannies themselves). The right just says openly they hate troons, the left just thinks it. If there’s one way to ruin a show, it’s having trannies molest children during it. You can’t rate it above 0/10 after that
>>143019927https://youtu.be/L0zS8z8YqJ8?si=rCo2Zkx6EIq4i8al
>>143019064Rio literally had trannys dancing
>>143019939You watched an ad, that's why. Look forward for 2028 where Ronald Macdonald will have a 2 hour skit about gay sex.
>>143020051You will never be european
>>143020051>PolcelNah, I stopped minding le edgy christian interpretations when I was a teenager, that presentation was 2014 feminism, a fatass and trannies echoing the last supper
>>143018681It would have been so much better if the whole thing happened in the dark. Everything was staged and filmed to look impressive when illuminated by lights, but it just looked awkward and underwhelming in daylight. Once the sun went down, it looked a lot better.Also, why no mimes? When I think of France, I think of black-and-white art films, black turtlenecks and street mimes. There was absolutely none of that because they seemed too focused on Italian '90s music, famous Canadian Celine Dion, and RuPaul's Drag Race. Be more French!
>>1430186810/10i'm actually embarrassed to be french rn
3 or 4
>>143020041Japanese ppl were against the Olympics as a whole out of solidarity with all covid deaths, they thought it was in bad taste. There were pretty big protests.
>>143020000wrong
>>143020119>lady just stares
>>143020086You will never be white Guillermo
>>1430186816/10, the good parts were great, but the bad parts were really really bad.
>>143020086And that's why you should vote on Kamala Harris, despite you have voted on Biden delegates on the primaries. She is a 100% legit candidate>>143020116around 50% of male dancers are gay all around the world, this shouldn't be surprised with that.
>>143020119How hard was it to not insinuate GAY SEX during a ceremony? Like what was the point of this scene
>>143020066>Ubisoft is important enough in French history they get a shoutout How. They make shit games and also their stock is collapsing.
>>143019880We never got the real ceremony from Tokyohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9G7eDOZo98
>>143020182You will never be white shlomo
We are a clown country and I just embrass it
>>143019994Whiter than you, paco.
>>143019561sbhut the fuck up
>>143018681Honestly one of the most fun opening ceremonies I’ve seen in a long time
People getting extremely agitated when they see gays are suppressing gay feelings themselves. This is clear as day. So many fags in this thread lol
>>143019464I don't like the design of the torch. It looks like it's upside down.
>>143020229You will never be white Arjun
>>143019977What's moot doing there?
>>143020293Put some effort in your baiting
>>143020293>Le everyone is actually gay mindsetGrow up, that's what groomers say to children and teenagers to get them become gay. It's even a gay fantasy to turn a straight guy gay, you're just repeating homo propaganda without realizing it
>>143019880Japan got totally fucked over by COVID. The collaborators all pulled out because of COVID and the idea that people wouldn't care much about it due to COVID restrictions.They still managed some fun stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9uVg-feZoMThey got the Gamarjobat guys to do this, it was easily one of the best parts of the entire thing.
>>143019977He hung...
>>143019372Thanks Finnbro. A few sequences were too lengthy but that's probably a side effect of where they decided to do it
>>143018884Is Daft Punk popular in France or something?
>>143020293You are not a woman and it is not normal to use diapers in your age.
/lgbt/ was a mistake. It reeled in all the retarded faggots and troons to infest other boards.
>>143018681Too gay, even for a soccer watcher like me
>>143018884Daft Punk split, they still do collabs?
>>143020374Daft Punk is france's most succesful music act, it's like France's biggest cultural exportThey're so big that despite not even playing a Daft Punk song, the songs they've worked on individually were played at least 3 times.
>>143020374You cannot be serious
I don't get what was so kino about the ending. Balloon is a cool gimmick and scene was cool. But besides that? mechanical horse was cool for 30 seconds but that scene took 15 minutes. Laser show had 2 minutes of cool stuff and 20 minutes of slop you get at any other laser show (and it was much shittier spectacle than fireworks).
>>143020412I didn't watch the ceremony. Did AT LEAST Jean-Michel Jarre play?
>>143020356>the idea that people wouldn't care much about it due to COVID restrictionsIt was intentional demoralization, just like every company cancelled their April Fool's jokes that year. They knew people would want to laugh at some jokes to feel better, but they didn't want people to feel better. They knew people would watch the Olympics more than ever because they were stuck inside and wanted distraction, but they wanted to make it as miserable as possible for people.
You fucking retards Daft Punk split they arent a thing anymore fuckimg dumbasses
Top moments:>Gojira>Orlinski>Blue Bacchus >Water horse >Olympic fire in a hot air balloon>Celine Dion singing on the Eiffel tower
>>143020374They say they practically begged Daft Punk to perform and they refused over 3 times...
>>143020347Found the closet homo
>>143020412>>143020437I honestly had no idea that Daft Punk was connected with France in any way. I always assumed they were American. All the songs I've heard from them are in English and they collaborated with Kanye West and shit. This is the first I'm hearing of them being French.
>>143020490>They didn't try one more time
Does the balloon stay afloat until closing ceremony?
>>143020527>I honestly had no idea that Daft Punk was connected with France in any way. I always assumed they were American.Lmfao classic amerifat, the vast majority of the "classics" you listen to are from European artists
>>143020048No way america will do it outside, someone will shoot up the place
>>143020527jesus fucking christ
>>143019858 >i-i-im s-so above it all Wow anon you're so cool
>Paris is known as the city of love so here's a gay basketball, a gay terrorist, and a tomboy xer
>>143020374Burguer moment
>eternitè section >Go in front of the Louvre>"Oh will they enter and carry the torch around with the most eternal moments of humanity in art form and the biggest reason to go to Paris?">They just continue to walk with no one watchingJesus fucking christ France, you fucking retarded imbred fucks, you had it in front of you.
>>143019499Or judaismOr budhismOr hinduismChristianity is the only religion that gets mocked by everyone, I'm an atheist, but this shit is too obvious not to notice it.
>>143020671>I form my opinion based on what the masses think or do not thinkClassic herd man
>>143020446I was so happy that they didn't use those soulless light-drones at any point. They're impressive to look at, but the appeal disappears almost immediately and I really thought I was going to have to watch them. But I didn't. +2/10 just for that.
>>143019195what? why?
>>143020450There was a lot of stuff that made me think of him, mainly the light show stuff, but I don't think they played anything from him.>>143020527I can understand the confusion honestly. Their presentation hasn't always been very french, but their work comes from the hallmarks of french house as a genre. >>143020457Tokyo had LESS viewers than Rio.
>>143019728No frenchie, it doesn't cost that much money since you build over it, not on it. That is what happens in Carnaval in Brazil. And we do yearly, so no excuses
>>143020820France is cucked beyond belief
This is the worst ceremony ever because of those LGBT tranny faggot dance, let's face itI had to give my apologize to Brazil (even if I don't remember your ceremony) and Britain.
>>143020820Because there are so many children born from cheating that the government felt it would undermine social stability.
>>143019728>could have been better like having boats decorated depending on the nationHow could this work with NPCs nations?>Hey, Nauru and Kiribati have liiiitle differences in their stripes!
>>143019858>I don't like it either but imagine having your whole life dominated by some trannies and what people do in their bedroomIt's the fact they shoved it in your face on a 20 minute, live international broadcast.
Did they ACTUALLY hang the Olympic flag upside down?
>>143020820Infidelity in France is that high. The government just tells its men to live with getting cucked or the whole country will fall apart
>>143020947>Brazil (even if I don't remember your ceremony)I remember when they claimed to have invented flight, and everyone around the world said, "Hang on, what about the Wright Brothers?" That was top bants at the time, but I have researched it since then and they do actually make a good argument for it and the Wright Brothers tried to rig the history books to only mention them.
Gojira was the only good thing
>japan is already making fanart of the masked torchbearer and the metal horse rider
>>143020490I mean can you blame them
>>143020883>Tokyo had LESS viewers than Rio.Probably because leading up to it the news kept telling everyone how cucked and shitty and gutted it was going to be. It could have been a grand, inspiring event to rouse people out of their lockdown funk, but instead they made it shit and told people it would be shit, so no wonder people turned their attention away.
>>143021005I did read this comic book about the creation of the airplane and lots of people were doing stuff all around the world at the same time, but wright brothers were the autistic ones doing in secret, while Santos was doing in mid Paris. Quite good book
>>143018681The beginning sequence was good. Very french, very cool. It proceeded to get very bad and I don't know what happened after the first half hour because I left to go do something less gay.
>>143020374>>143020527Atone for your sin by listening to the French artists that stepped on the trail made by Daft Punk like Justice, SebastiAn or Kavinsky. This era was absolute peak electronic music.
>>143021127ceremony would've been 10/10 if they paid homage to niggers breaking shit instead of retarded faggots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA
omegalul
>>143020820They could cause a race war, unironically
>>143020999Paternity tests should be automatic everywhere, and paid for by the government so women have 0 excuse to try to get out of it. Like just a normal part of giving birth, and you can opt out of it if you want to be a cuckold. If we ever instituted that the shrieking from women would be epic. And all men everywhere getting to say >if you aren’t cheating or plan to cheat, what’s the issue? And I love the narrative that the husband is somehow the bad guy and responsible for breaking up the family by getting the test, instead of the wife who let some other dude use her as a cum dumpster and is trying to trick her husband into raising some other dudes kid. I can’t understand any dude with kids not getting a test, how big of a retard do you have to be
gay/10The gayest show in entire planet.
>>143019195>Private DNA paternity testing is illegal, including through laboratories in other countries, and is punishable by up to a year in prison and a €15,000 fine. no way lol>want to know if your wife's a whore>that will be a year in prison and 6 months of salaries to pay, mon amikkkkkkkk
>>143018681It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life, no exaggeration.
>pol pol pol pol chuds chuds chuds chudsrent free lmaoeven normalfags hate it
>>143021149>[YouTube] Justice - Stress (Official Video) (embed)This clip is a reference to the movie "La Haine". Both good stuff that are about thugs life but without being some inclusive bullshit. Also ye this ceremony was a mixed bag. Some very very good bits with great visual designs and a kino mixtape. All of that ruined by some faggot ass shit and artists or characters that aren't even fucking French. A real shame man.
>>143021203Honestly even ignoring infidelity baggage you definitely want to know your heritage for shits like medical history. But children's lives don't matter in face of women's convenience and leverage
>>143018681Absolute shite, like the London opening was.These Frenchies had no excuse making it this bad, at least Japs had the covid excuse.Of course the most evil, soulless, faggot countries had to have the worst openings.Btw that wasn't Joan Of Arc on the horse, that was the Death, The Rider of the Apocalyse, on a pale horse. Predictive programming of some event that will bring death in the future, like the victorian hospital act that was in London's opening. They actually did show Joan of Arc in the beginning as an inflatable caricature sitting on the river bank with those purple dancing faggot near the beggining of the ceremony. Very disrespectful depiction of their their saint.
I didnt mind the actual disabled people being catered and celine dion. The rest was awful and evil. I feel sorry for frenchbros, i wish there was more about pre revolution france and not this evil shit
>>143021298DNA testing isn't illegal, only PATERNITY testing. You can get your DNA tested, you can get your kids' DNA tested, but you can't ask someone to directly compare your DNA to your kids' DNA in order to determine paternity.
>>143018681It was one giant long drawn out humiliation ritual.
had better things to do than waste an evening watching it / 10
Makes s/pol/ seethe so it was good
>>143021350faggots*
>>143021353>celine dionIt's sad that France has so little to offer on the global stage that they had to bring in a French-Canadian and say, "Eh, close enough..."
god will not be mocked
it was very good if you ignore all the bad things
>>143019402Japs probably memory holed him after he spent his career flipping grorious nippon judokas around the mat
>>143021423I shit on your christian god, and all other gods all over the world.Religion is the most poisonous ideological cancer.
3/10 I found the boats to be very cheap, all different types and nothijg linkingthem together, multiple teams sharing boats, seemed very last minute. The women of france thing was fine if a little cliche. The catwalk thing seemed completely incongruous to olympics i didnt really get the point it was like that meme and this will sell the olympics? Olympics?I didnt watch anymore after the boats so maybe it got really good
>>143021108He was pretty based. Our records attest of his legacy. I think people would rather attribute it to the Wright brothers because their design is basically the foundation of all the planes that came after.
>>143018681Pretty damn bad, I gotta say.
come travas como el puto de Mbappé
>>143019341what was kyle trying to say there at the end?was he breaking the fourth wall and apologizing for making a joke?
>>143021523Easy there katanabro
>>143021545There were a few bits of kino after the boats like the armored horse lady.
>>143021423>you are a powerful, almighty being>toss a meteor at them?>no, make it rain for 2 hours
If Serena Williams had actually fallen over or thrown up in the boat like she seemed she was going to then it would've been an 8/10.
>>143019613you're right
>>143021405So you didn't like it either but you can't be caught agreeing with a conservative on anything.
Exactly what you would expect from the cradle of degeneracy that is fr*nce.
>>143018681too much faggotry, It looked more like a gay pride parade than the olympics and it was disgusting. And of course the excessive presence of blacks Just bad...
>>143021597keeping them alive and French is far worse fren
>>143021600That would have been fucking funny. Imagine the .webms here.
>>143021523Yeah definitely more poisonious than men thinking their women and himosexual relationships.
>>143021594That was good il give you that
3/10London 2012 will be the best
>>143018681absolutely disgusting as expected of france which has been a wretched hive of scum since the revolution. that my flag is based upon their bloody banner fills me with disgust
Last one I watched fully was London, had some gay shit but I did enjoy Mr Bean and 007 stuff was kino. This one today was complete garbage from start to end
>>143021660ofc the yank loves the niggerfest of london 2012
>>143018681Ignore the gay shit and it's kino
>>143020490I wouldn't want to be part of that shitshow either.
The only part I liked was the AC dude, and that was pretty much an ad for Ubisoft. Pretty grim.
>>143021718the blasphemy of the last supper, the mocking of the fine queen Marie Antoinette maligned by the dysgenic. retarded shitskin
>>143020528underrated
>>143021669>has been a wretched hive of scum since the revolutionThat is correct. >that my flag is based upon their bloody banner fills me with disgustThe flag isn't representative of that shit except the red part. Royalty (blue), sanctity (white) and blood (red).
>>143020527Don't worry anon, the French didn't know Lady Gaga is American.
>>143021594>finnish flag>zizou>a weird vidya game character>all in the same frameI love it
does anyone honestly feel like the 'globohomo' stuff is just sort of boring and passe at this point?like we've been doing this for at least a decade, oh wow, trannies? men kissing each other? wow, I've never seen such a thing before, truly innovativeI'm not shocked, I'm not scandalised, I'm not titillated, I'm not offended, I am BORED, change the fucking record
>>143021692>the queen >james bond>mr bean>isambard kingdom brunelAh yes very woke
>>143021746An add for Ubisoft CANADA to top it off. The French Ubi made Rayman who was nowhere to be seen. They could have used Rabbids instead of fucking minions at least.
>>143021594I thought that the assassin was a hook to draw us in, I was wondering who it was behind the mask and they would reveal it to be someone interestingbut no, it was just a ubisoft advert. They accidentality put a literary device in there and didn't realise it, just profoundly retarded
>>143021874This webm was in your ceremony
>>143021874you should be angry your old rival managed to beat you at being the most pozzed subhuman scum on the face of the earth. sorry for your loss i'm sure you'll rectify that shortly as you always do
>>143021545the catwalk at most should've been a 2-minute thing, I get it, france is known for high fashion, why would you stick with that for like 40 minutes
>>143021879Rabbids fucking around during the ceremony would have been pretty kino. >Rabbids get hold of the torch>One is put one fire>Plunge into the SeineThe possibilities are endless. What a missed opportunity.
>>143021854I was thinking exactly the same thing the last few days. The culture warring will end when both sides feel they aren't getting enough angry reactions to make it fun.
Flashing balls live worldwide in presence of a minor /10
6/10There were some cool things and I understand they were trying to innovate by mixing the march of countries into the show. However I think it broke up the show's pace too much.Great talent. But I'm afraid a few years down the line I'll remember the cringe more than the great.I would call it more or less even with the London Ceremony. Had higher highs but much lower lows.Beijing still reigns supreme.
>>143019613kek
>>143021987I feel like america has and is moving on from it to a degree, but europe is always like 10 years behind so won't get the memo
>>143021985I would have made more sense. The minions bit was just like... whats going on ? What did I just see (as many things were)
>>143018681FRANCE YES!/10
>>143021854Don't be a hopeless faggot, that is why your continent is getting so cucked. Stop being so passive over this shit. It will never be normal, it's an aberration and will still be in 1000 years
>>143022012>Had higher highsName them
>>143021993i'm a faggot and that shit is fuckedI don't know why they keep pushing drag queens in everything, it's not even that entertainingthere's a lot more interesting demonstrations of 'gay' culture
didn't watch but 100% POZZED
>>143022060Almost like they dont care about gay people or gay culture and its part of some agenda or box ticking
I hated it so much
>>143022060i thought it was supposed to be about french culture, not gay culture
Boring with a few highlights
>>143020152>>143020000Quads hold more power, spain was the worst
>>143018681pozzed/10. Disgusting.From now on I will call this country "France".
i would have tolerated the catwalk nonsense if it didn't keep cutting back to it while the parade continuednobody fucking cared, someone in the production clearly REALLY wanted to accentuate that shit so I can't even blame people who are mad about it. At best it was just obnoxious, every fucking few minutes cut to a drag queen flailing around for 3 seconds, why?
>>143022182Its just really important that any children watching see ok?
>>143019028>One jaw dropping scene after the otherlolwut
>>143021256The absolute state of Fr*nce
>>143021904It could be worse - or better maybehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThPk1u4cg88
>>143022059The ending was much better, for one. Really well executed. The water games of Ravel in the rain couldn't have been scripted.But don't worry, Britbro. Your ceremony was a smooth sailing with no nonsense and that should also be commended.
>>143022223Is that american reality or some other cuntry?
>>143022223Gotta love the NPC's who brought their kids out without a single thought forming in their head about whether this would be a good idea or not. To them the statements "gay pride parade is a family event" and "tolerance is the worshiping of unrestrained oversexual faggotry" are labeled as TRUE.
>>143022098It felt really cheap to have multiple countries on one boat. Give everyone their own boat.
>>143021614seething
>>143022336I was with friends and went home so i missed the end
>>143022119I didnt like the overexposure of drag queens but there were plenty of french culture in the show.The hooded character was much a reference to AssCreed as it was to le fantôme de l'opéra and Arsène Lupin, the cancan was quite bad in its execution but thats peak belle époque culture, Lady Gaga just did a Zizi Jenmaire impression, the hooded figure went to the Louvre and in its travel through time paid hommage to the french pionniers or cinema, the marseillaise included the long version lyrics that you rarely hear these days, I thought the LVMG commercial wasnt really well made but I think thid and the catwalk are good references to french luxury excellence, the "ménage à trois" part was dire in its execution but it took place in the Richelieu National Library and reference quite a lot of vaudeville theatres pieces through the books held by the actors, all the while having costumes inspired by popular theatre figure Arlequin. Gojira segment had the revolution, Aya Nakamura segment had the army's orchestra and singing choir, while the final act of the relay and the lightning of the torch took place in the same spot when the Mongolfier brothers first took flight.No, there were a lot of references to french culture, the problem is that there were some production hiccups (pretty bad camera work), that there was an overexposure on dragqueens and that people talking about french culture simply dont know about french culture so they think there werent any.
>>143022408>it's a perfect homage to French culture>for people who are already well-versed in French cultureI don't think they got the memo that this was for a global audience and not a French one.
>>143021523Ok but why do you have to replace them with trannies and faggots everywhere?
Apparently Sydney was the best opening ceremony and I was so bored by it as a kid I went to bed.Though that said, Beijing was interesting. Had North Korea qualities and was dystopian. France seems to also be dystopian, so they got that right.I don't know really though, I didn't bother watching it and I'm just going on impressions because opening ceremonies are BORING.
>>143022465
>>143022356>>143022361Some kind of bigots huh...
>>143018956Mum told me she wasn't well or something, she's a big fan.But... why was a Canadian singing at the French olympics?There are heaps of good French artists like Daft Punk or Young Gods... I can't think of any others kek.
>>143022465You don't know the french people very well, do you
>>143022408>the hooded figure went to the Louvre and in its travel through time paid hommage to the french pionniers or cinemaBbc commentators laughed at this bit.
>>143021353>I didnt mind the actual disabled people being cateredBut what will they do for the Paralympic ceremony now?
>>143022511This looks like from a dystopia themed scifi movie.
>>143019168>GojiraWhat? Gojira was on the bill?Did they burn the rest of the ceremony afterwards?
>>143022476In some ways, the trannies and drag queens everywhere are a pushback from decades of cultural repression from religion.In a way, you have to blame Christianity for these extreme forms of public self-expression. Have you noticed how it's almost always the older gays and trannies the one's who are more militaristic about it, while the younger ones are more chill (with exceptions of course)? Why do you think that is?As a chill gay I hate the LGBT ideology that has formed in the last decades, but I blame religion for bringing it into the world, not the other way around.
>>143022566https://x.com/WUTangKids/status/1816906088383734144
>>143019292Was Atlanta bad?I was drinking breast milk I think at the time.
>>143022592complete garbage
>>143019613>US opening ceremony is just a black woman (him/they/sus) publicly denouncing every country for their hate crimes against blacks and ending on a massive kneeling for Saint Floyd
>>1430186814/10They tried to force politics and show that they are morally superior as a country and the same can be said for the Olympic committee, while having discrepancies such as allowing Israel being part of the Olympics and banning Russia and Belarus. Without considering the politic aspect that was pretty much at every moment of the inauguration until the end, there were some cool things like the metal horse and the opera phantom, some of the boats or the laser show in the Eiffel Tower, the music was subpar, like it was chosen by a Millennial that think that eurobeat, metal, Lady Gaga and Celine are still a modern or cool. I also appreciate the gesture in the end with Zidane, Nadal and other Olympic athletes, but like every part of the inauguration it had a political agenda behind, with the last pass of the torch between the oldest french medalist winner to a pair of young black people, indicating that the future of France is dominated by black people, just like their representation of a black woman pretending to be the women from the famous "La Liberté guidant le peuple" art piece.
>>143019400I don't see it in this thread.
>>143018681pic related
>>143019168>pedo shit.whatI on;y just tuned in, what bit should I skip to t oavoid this part haha
>>143022575>we groom children because our culture was oppressedyeah, makes zero sense, you monkey
>>143020722I'm worst than an athiest and I also see this.
>>143022623
>>143021127They built of bands like The Young Gods and shit though.You need to learn French industrial/electronic music history.
>>143019146If the next ceremony sucks it's the leafs fault
>>143022630>we groom children-Retard
>>143022575>Christians prevented us from grooming kids and corrupting culture so we're grooming kids and corrupting culture extra super hard to show them how wrong they were about us
>>143021594Is France that into Dark Souls?Makes sense. This ceremony was full of undead roaming the earth.
>>143022612>to a pair of young black peopleThey are both popular athletes with multiple Olympic gold medals, the woman is 50+ btw
>>143021692Americans actually cut away and showed adverts during part of our ceremony. We had a tribute to the victims of the 7/7 terror attack, and NBC decided this was something Americans wouldn't care about so they sold them some Pepsi and Big Macs instead.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19037588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFFyhuv7UzQ
>>143019316what about the "love" section which was 2 faggots and a mutt girl in a gang bang
>>143022592a rightwing lunatic set off a nail bomb
>>143021594okay, this is based
>>143021594>>143021837Who's that guy in the suit taking the torch from the assassin guy?
>>143021900Oh eww it's ubisoft advertisement.Wow how soulless was this ceremony?God dam I am no longer complaining about Sydney and Beijing. All since Beijing (aside from Japan because did it even have one?) have been soulless as.
>>143022674I just said I hate LGBT ideology and expression. It obviously gives us a bad name.I'm just pointing out how a repressive way of life creates monsters, you imbecile.
>>143022674>corrupting culture This is meaningless drivel
>>143022575Christians were never repressing gays, just saying they couldn't marry because marraige is a religious sacrament between men and women, NOT man and man, and Christ is explicit about this. I'm 38 and grew up in NYC. Gay amd tranny shit has been going on since the 90's, none of this is new. What's new is it being pushed as normal and mainstream despite it being a very small minority of the population.
>>143020490Fuck they would have been perfect for the final part with the laser show...Imagine a Daft Punk right at that moment.
>>143022670wasnt your argument that trannies come from decades of oppression? then how come there are puberty blockers for teenagers?just like mentally ill trannies you cant even think straight
>>143020490Daft Punk are fucking washed but at least they still have some sense in them
>>143022717zidane
>>143022746>marraige is a religious sacrament It's a secular legal process
>>143022723Ah so being gay is all just childish rebellion. Islam is stricter than Christianity that must explain why gay culture is so big in the middle east
>>143019317>build up of a bunch of accomplished french white (i'll give parker a pass) athletes walking passing it off to one another and walking together>stop and give it to two random niggers who go on and light the cauldron by themselvesreminder though you wouldn't know it by prominent roles given, france is less than 5% black
westerners deserve everything that is happening to their countries
>>143022717Zinedine Zidane.Incredible french soccer player that is incredibly chill off terrain, but very, very hotheaded on the field.Case in point, while he was magical in the world championship in 2004 (I think), he singlehandedly lost the match by headbutting an italian that insulted his sister.Fast, strong, kind, but with the wisdom of a freshwater mussel.
>>143022511>0:00 to 0:02All of these people, aside from the furries, are likely groomed sex slaves. Many are literally like that from childhood too. I know 4chan complains about the trans kids, but those leather dogs are real fucking slavery shit. They get fed all sorts of sedatives and abused into obedience.
>>143022784But the more salient point is that they keep having to squash out a problem that's supposedly cultural
>>143021854Absolutely yes. I think there's starting to be a backlash now because it's so basic and people are just rolling their eyes when they aren't seething about muh Africans in the Olympics.
>>143022791>two random niggersThats like saying your flagbearer was a "random nigger". Riner has 3 olympic gold and 11 world championships
>>143022793The only thing happening to my country is the worship of money, which is absolutely nothing new
>>143018923Your country has grenade attacks, which make /pol/ chucks seethe. Not you though, you're in on the joke.
They hung the Olympic flag upside down. How do you fuck up that badly?
>>143022655Definitely inspired by that but that's way earlier. I'm talking about the French Touch era.
>>143022783Marraige is a theological term and concept. A civic union is a secular legal term and process. The problem is that in the early American government at least, the citizens were overwhelmingly Christian so they used marraige to denote that civic legal process: it was one in the same. But now in America, very few people are Christian, so we should enact a seperation of Church and State once and for all: all unions, straight or gay, should be civic unions, and then you get your marraige done through your church. I anticipate a Supreme Court case on this very matter in my lifetime.
>>143022585That's just miming ain't it.Not sure if I like that. Yeah the olympics are notorious for that shit.Although Black Sabbath were live at Birmingham. Last commonwealth the queen saw btw (kek).
>>143022844>illiterate nigs blowing themselves up half a world away makes pol seethe all right
>>143022746>Christians were never repressing gaysI hope that's a joke. Just because they don't state it explicitly (and a lot of Christians do), centuries of Christian morals bring its consequences. Conversion camps? bullying? murders? Where do you think all that comes from?>>143022752you're a retard>>143022784>Ah so being gay is all just childish rebellionBeing homosexual isn't. Expressing it by parading naked in the street and dressing like woman is.Homosexuality has existed as long as mankind, it was Christianity that converted it into something bad, so it turned itself into something bad too; that's my whole point.Also, trannies =/= homosexuality.it's not the same, but that's another topic.
wtaching it now on catch up>burkina fasowtf never even heard of that
>>143022861That's complete retardation, so you're probably right
>>143022704Based.So that explains why Sydney was so cautious on that shit. That state behaviour was fucking new to people here back then because 9/11 hadn't happen so it was on the news from memory about how obnoxious it was (they weren't like that ever again after 2001).
>>143022791Going from memory, Riner (the dude) is the most accomplished french athlete, he's huge in Judo. His inclusion, at least, makes sense.The one athlete with more medals than him is at the other olympics : were we at Winter olympics, we'd have Fourcade, which is white.
>>143022746>Christ is explicit about this.I'm not sure he is and Sodomy, not love, is the sin.
>>143019501>that bit where the tadpoles see an alligator in the sewers and immediately run
>>143022921So lesbians are allowed
>>143022408>that people talking about french culture simply dont know about french culture so they think there werent any.In the part where he's flying through space for Une Voyage Dans La Lune or whatever it's called, and he passes Le Petit Prince, he also passed the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand on another planet. This is because Planet of the Apes is based on a French book. However, the BBC commentator saw it and said, "And that's the...erm...Statue of Liberty. It was a gift to America from France, you know. That must be why it's there."
>>143022889>I hope that's a joke. Just because they don't state it explicitly (and a lot of Christians do), centuries of Christian morals bring its consequences. Conversion camps? bullying? murders? Where do you think all that comes from?From reason
>it was bad>HAHA CHUDS SEETHING!!!why are trannies like this?
>>143022979I find it reasonable to kill all brazilians. Nice argument.
>>143022892What's retarded about it? That the government shouldn't be defining my theological, religious sacrament?>>143022889>Conversion camps?Extremely rare and fringe, please don't act like they were common at all.>bullying?Children are bullied for everything: being fat, having glasses, being ugly, being short, dressing weird, you nameit. Hell, I was called faggot all through jr. High even though I had a gf. And newsflash: the students bullying me weren't Christian. Sticks and stones, anon. >murdersNot really in Christian countries. Maybe in Muslim one's. And again, extremely rare. You're reaching on all of these
>>143019292Atlanta had Gloria Estéfan>IF I COULD DREEEEEEEEEEEAM, STRONGEEER!
Hmm, I had no idea the FBI blamed Jewells bombing on a scapegoat to divert from Waco.
>>143022889>it was Christianity that converted it into something bad, so it turned itself into something bad too;Uhh no. It was condemned in pre-Christian Greek, Chinese, and arab philosophy. You obviously have an axe to grind against Christianity.
>>143023006You can try.
>>143022953Might be me but I thought I saw domr La Jetée in the guy standing there before AssCreed hops in the montgolfière.
Did they at least have 2D sexo?I bet they couldn't even get the degeneracy right.It's just garbage for the sake of pissing people off instead.
>>143022511These pup mask are fucking hilarious every fucking time.
3/101 point each for cripple breakdance, scary horse and celine dion although it would have been funnier if she sang non je ne regrette rien
>>143023011Marriage was copied from roman marriage which was a civil contract
Watching it back and catching the beginning, the start of the torch relay was fun. Set up that it wasn't in a stadium (though why, who knows), had a neat action bit, the part with the kids going through the catacombs was something you couldn't do elsewhere, and then you have the masked guy on the boat. A good start, really.Honestly, I think a lot of the issue with the opening was that it just was spread out over too long a time and had a bunch of filler because of it.
i hate the antichrist
>>143018681gojira 8/10everything else cringe
>>143023125this is the post
>>143022949Oral sex and masturbation is sodomy.Why don't Americans know this?You're not the first to ask this and you have way more Christians than us.God damn.How do irreligious people in Australia know more than Christians in America about their own religion?What is with your education system?This is just a standard history lesson.
>>143022575>In a way, you have to blame Christianity for these extreme forms of public self-expression.This is false.Firstly, drag and LGBT are a modern invention centered in USA.Other countries (yours included) has had crossdressing for centuries (a legacy of Spanish medieval histrionics).The centralization of LGBT into a cultural monolith is an invention of the USA as a fifth column towards their globalist hegemonic agenda.Of all the things to blame religion for, this isn't one of them.
>>143018681Apologize to Muslims, the real ones not the majority of refugees
>>143023092In Christianity no, it wasn't. Marraige is a theological term. Civic union is a political one. Marraige in the sense you're using it is civic, but the term is theologic. Just like how 'ego' is not a theological term but a psychological one.Be that is it may, the Romans still had sense about them and knew men and women being together is natural, and men being together unnatural, so only men and women could wed in Pagan Rome.
Speaking of Gojira, anyone remember where it happened, or what countries were passing while they were going?
>>143023133>>143023125the post that reunified yugoslavia
Why can't they just focus on sports in olympic ceremonies?I blame Sydney for starting this trend of irrelevant nonsense in Opening Ceremonies.It should just celebrate sport in their country, not just be a tool for tourism. We started this shit and China worsened it and I kinda feel bad for this.
>>143023011>You're reaching on all of theseNot reaching, just giving examples. They're examples of religious morals shaping how the world sees a group of people. They're expressions of homophobia and thousands more exist.>>143023036>You obviously have an axe to grind against Christianity.Of course I do, the world kind of ended when Constantine did what he did. We're still in the dark ages. Religion is still holding us back.But you're right, I shouldn't be singling out Christianity, all Abrahamic religions are cancer.>It was condemned in pre-Christian Greek, Chinese, and arab philosophy. It wasn't. All of those societies permitted homosexual relationships one way or another.>>143023141>a legacy of Spanish medieval histrionicsOh so Catholics. Christians. duh
My wife is literally gushing about this shit with her loser friends. They ate it up. It's over.
it was a prolonged humiliation ritual for the goyim to see who is in chanrge and what is the present and the future for the white man...seethe cope and dilate goyim...
>>143023189thisshould be common senseof course the brits also didnt miss a beat sucking their own dicks
>>143023174>Marriages helped families to build economic and political bonds and alliances. Matrimonium, the root of the English word matrimony, defined the role of wives as mothers (matres) who would produce legitimate children, as eventual heirs to their parents' estates. The most ancient form of marriage, traditionally reserved to the Patrician social class, claimed the husband's right to control his wife and her property. In later developments, the bride retained control over her dowry; the resources of both parties formed a heritable estate.
>>143023134Sodomy has been used as a legal term for court cases and it only referred to anal sex, hence the assumption that sodomy is anal sex. The Americans are not being weird about this, it's a perfectly understandable misunderstanding given the legal context.
>>143021350Wait what was wrong with the london 2012 opening? I thought the general consensus was that it was pretty fucking good.
>>143023242>I thought the general consensus was that it was pretty fucking good.lol
>>143023201>Not reaching, just giving examples.You're reaching by implying they're common at all. They aren't andnever were. In ancient Greece, China and Arabia you could be put to death for participating in a homosexual act. Now you're just making up facts. Homosexualityis degenerate and abnormal: putting on the airs of a mock male-female relationship and using eachother assholes to masturbate is simply not normal, anon. It never will be, and deep down, you know it. Face reality.
>>143023231>Sodomy has been used as a legal term for court cases and it only referred to anal sexI'm not talking the legal term.I'm talking the biblical term. Although from memory in my country it included at least oral.
So... is Seine dirtier that Thames and Danube?
>everyone is talking about itan astounding success
>>1430186814.5/10Lot of pozzed crap and stalling. Could have focused more on french history, culture, and athletics. Not a fan of the non-stadium and river format. But it had its redeeming moments. The last third landed which is the most important part. Could have been much more though.
>>143023222And in America it's basis wasin the theological sense, that's what I'm trying to get at. You're defined it from it's antiquated sense
>>143023214You're a faggot if you don't lay down the law.
>>143023320Are you retarded or just dumb?
>>143023189Because sport is the same everywhere, so every ceremony would be the same. Opening ceremonies should be a representation of the culture of the host nation, to get you into the mood for the energy of that country.
>>143018681faggot/10
Why is no one talking about the fact it was about 2 hours of stuff dragged out into 4 hours? That was the number 1 issue by far. The slow pace was brutal. I can’t believe I managed to finish it, I kept zoning out or doing other shit. And I’m not a zoomie scum so my attention span is fairly normal
>>143023345I thought I had been pretty clear. I guess not. No sense in continuing, since you're being so hawty and unreasonable.
>>143023242Edgy retards just want to seethe about literally anything. They're addicted to butthurt.
>>1430186811/10 It literally pouring rain and the zesty dancing faggots aside, it was way too long.
>>143023242I loved it. I think London and Beijing were 10/10.Too bad Tokyo got fucked by covid.>>143023279You're making up facts too, but whatever, I know how those conversations go, it becomes a link war. My point is:>is simply not normal, anon. It never will be, and deep down, you know it. I know it and I accept it's not normal. That doesn't mean it has to be inherently *bad*. Being an albino it's not normal. It's not normal to be infertile. It's not normal to be born without a sense of smell. But it doesn't have to be *bad*. If you turn something that people can't control into something *bad*, you're inviting trouble, you're inviting pushback. Why now? idk, maybe because of the internet? You cannot kill us or avoid us.
>Gojira this >Gojira thatI thought you guys were saying they used an animatronic of the Japanese lizard but it’s just some random band? Disappointing.
>>143023391Traditionally, opening ceremonies have their fun bit at the start, and then you get the parade of the athletes which is unironically multiple hours of Eritrean javelin-throwers and shit-tier archers from Turkmenistan. Everyone hates that bit, so this time they decided to merge it into the main ceremony to protect us from the shit three hours of "and here come both the athletes from the Seychelles".
>>143023486they did not do cool stuff in Tokyo, because of muh masks, and empty venues, and stuff
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>>143023429>Being an albino it's not normal. It's not normal to be infertile. It's not normal to be born without a sense of smellThose things aren't a choice anon: but it is a choice to choose to partake in homosexual behaviour, and you shouldn't. Just like it isn't "normal" to be an alcpholic, but one is born that way, so they have to pledge abstinence to drink their whole life. It's the same with homosexuals: the Christian view is that if you are gay you must pledge abstinence your whole life, in the same way an alcoholic pledges abstinence. And the same way you conquor any vince: gambling, straight sex addiction, drug addiction, etc. It's a vice: a perversion of something healthy and normal, and they only way to defeat it is discipline, fortitude, and self-control. Tchykovsky and his brother were gay, amd in his letter to his brother, he called homosexuality a disease, and that the only cure was abstinence, which he commited to, and believed it allowed him to compose gloripus music that all generations have admired. Maybe one day, you'll harness the same power.
>>143023510Imagine if countries still had their own unique ethnicities and style of dress, so we could actually enjoy the parade of different peoples from around the world.Instead of the French delegation just be black people in western-style suits, and then the British delegation being black people in western-style suits, and then the American delegation being black people in western-style suits.
>>143023429I do feel bad for the nips, they got a rough deal. despite the covid they were able to do a decent opening ceremony, I'm quite certain that had covid not been so they would have pulled off something far better then 2008 and 2012.
>>143022800Bref, un bougnoule quoi
>>143023612Zidane est kabyle donc il est peu moins con que l’arabe moyen.
>>143019880covid and the fact that covid delayed it meaning no more abe is what ruined it. the rio promo was kino
>>143023565Lmao, you're such a brainwashed little twerp, but I'll bite.Why is homosexuality a vice? What harm does it do to its participants?
>>143023647Je veux bien t'accorder ce point
>>143023667>Why is homosexuality a vice? What harm does it do to its participants?He said after seeing the evolution of it: troons, pedophile and mentally challenged people targeting your kids with propaganda.Yeah, I really don't know why it's a vice anon...
All the parts with the masked torchbearer are pretty fun. Shame they seem to have just dropped them later on with no mention or seeing the torch be passed.
>>143023401Early Christians were roman citizens, their marriage was modeled after the Roman marriage with an added pinky promise to God
7.5/10, it was crazy enough in both a good and a bad way, but it being crazy means I didn't fall asleep like for every other opening ceremony so far.Would've been 8.5/10 if NOT for the shitty guy in charge of the awful camerawork. They picked up that supposedly world renowned Britbong that covered muh prince marriages and queen death or some shit. No wonder the camerawork was like for a funeral. Shitty weather didn't help in the end, but having rain actually improves images when it's dark, it's a double edged sword. I though they should've made the entire ceremony at night.
>>143023667It's masturbation into someomes asshole. It's a perversion of mans natural sexual appetite the same way straight man masturbating to straight porn is. It's deluding your understanding of two types of relationships: platonic love between man and man (which is good and healthy if it stays that way and does not become erotic), and heterosexual erotic love between man and woman which is perfected in marraige and the fruitsof that marraige are childbirth and children. which for gays becomes bad when they delude themselves into believing their erotic male-male relationship is the same as an erotic male-female one: it isn't, and can and will never be. It's no wonder so many gays I've worked with and met in my life are highly unstable, eratic, and have all sorts of vices and addictions. At least I recognize my vices and try to put the reigns on them: gays think there is no problem whatsoever with their's. Deep down you know all of these things to be true. Maybe one day, you'll understand.
>>143023802sure, you loved the 30 minuted of faggy draq queen dance do you?
>>143022575What an incredibly silly thing to say.
>>143020609>vast majorityDon't flatter yourself
>>143023749Early Christians were spread out all over, they weren't just Roman. Trust me, when they were in the Christian temple performing their marraige sacrament, one of the last things they were thinking about was the civic implications.
>>143021256>6 months of salariesDo slavs really?...
>>143021350London had triangles, very sus
>>143023827No, but I laughed so munch instead of being asleep that it ended up being funny. And burlesque was always a thing, even if not my cup of tea. Also it made the shitty mudslime countries cut off the signal, which is always a plus. Sending the message live on international TV to billions of them that we simply don't give a fuck, suck it up, cope and seethe, is based.
>>143023802>>143023914Et 1 cuck de plus, 1.Tu m'étonnes qu'avec des pd pareil le monde se fout de notre gueule.
>>143023971>le monde se fout de notre gueule.Bah qu'ils le fassent, ça changera pas ma vie, et ça me permet de vivre SANS LOYER dans leur crâne :^)Et si ça les débecte de venir dans ce pool de muh dégénérescence, encore mieux. Y'a trop de touristes ces dernières années, en plus.
I wonder how those people on the poles were kept on them. There had to be some way to keep them up regardless of what happens, right? Given there weren't anyone around them in case of a fall nor did it appear like they were clipped to lines above like others were.
>>143023242https://youtu.be/gDvjxm9xPQE
>>143023729>troons, pedophile and mentally challenged people targeting your kids with propaganda.That has very little to do with two men or two women having a romantic relationship, but I know concepts and definitions are difficult to grasp for some people. >the evolution of itJust like Christianity ended up in genocide lmao. Everything can be corrupted.>>143023820>Deep down you know all of these things to be true. Maybe one day, you'll understand.That 'killing with kindness' thing you Christians do only works on retarded people, stop it.Everything you said is based upon the idea that 'sex=bad' that religion brought upon in their fantasy books. By your logic masturbation is bad too, as you say. 'Sex=bad' is not an argument, is a moral code imposed by a centuries old political regime that took advantage of the retarded masses believing in ghosts and sky people and talking snakes.>which for gays becomes bad when they delude themselves into believing their erotic male-male relationship is the same as an erotic male-female oneYou're doing the same thing you did earlier with the 'normal' thing, if you talk to any intelligent gay man he'll tell you, we don't *want* it to be the same, that's the whole point, we don't want woman-male bullshit into our male-male or female-female relationships. OF COURSE it's not the same that's THE point. You said absolutely nothing, you're just confirming you believe in religion because that's what you were taught, not because you have ever given it a thought. You also didn't answer my question. What harm does it do to two consenting adults having a romantic relationship? I'm waiting.
>>143023802>I though they should've made the entire ceremony at night.I keep saying this. Lots of the camera shots would have been great if the buildings and people were lit up in the dark, but just looked lame during the day.
>>1430186812/10 and I am being generous
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>>143024143They wanted the twilight light from the setting sun and got cocked by the rain / clouds.
>>143024078>ça changera pas ma vieBon goyim, mange, fait caca, dort, consume, baisse la tête, laisse les rênes de ton pays à ceux qui veulent l'envoyer droit au mur.L'orgueil? Le patriotisme? Le respect de tes ancêtres et de ton histoire? Que neni, voila 5€, va t'acheter ta figurine kikoolol et nous faires.
>>1430186812/10Finally there's one worse than Atlanta.
>>143021545Looks like a wojak in the background.captcha: SHHTN
>>143024135>That has very little to do with two men or two women having a romantic relationship, but I know concepts and definitions are difficult to grasp for some people.Limited brain capacity.The argument needed to accept homosexuality is the same foundation that use troons and pedophile. It's impossible to accept one and let the others out of the room.But eh, I know concepts and definitions are difficult to grasp for some people.
>>143024283? You didn't say anything, you just repeated what I said and thought it was a sick burn. Learn to read:>Everything can be corrupted.>Everything can be corrupted.>Everything can be corrupted.Homosexuality has nothing to do with transgenderism, pedophilia or grooming, nor any of those things are exclusive to homosexual individuals.Get a fucking dictionary, retard.
>>143020107a 10 min youtube video counts as a documentary now
>>143024283Why?I see literal metal bands with self hating homophobic transgender people all the time.
>>143020490I believe this.
>>143019613This is how mind blowingly cancerous only 80 years of American cultural hegemony have been.
>>143024442Some are becoming pretty high quality. It's plagiarised shit largely for many though.Still not 90s BBC tier production. I don't think we'll ever reach those heights again other than with Attenborough (who's nearly 100 and still doing it) and Cox (who is far superior to anything Sagan was).
Thank god the US Secret Service wasn't in charge of security tonight. Though it's still two long weeks.
>>143024536Those sneaky Russians snuck a nuke into Paris. It’s like in that video game Battlfrield 3.
>>143024407Damn it nigga shut the fuck and stop replyinghe is trolling unobody is as retarded as he is and still able to find 4chan to post on ityou are being rusedstop fucking replying
>>143024407I was merely joking with the 0% brain, but turns out, you are quite close to it, congrats. >Everything can be corrupted.There is nothing about corruption, you idiot.The arguments that you need to use to defend homosexuality are the same arguments that allow transgenderism and pedophilia to co-exist in that same motion.If homosexuality is not a mental sickness, then why transgenderism and pedophilia would be? It's a slippery slope.Incredible to be so retarded and still browsing this website, fucking tourist man.>>143024461>Why?>metal bandsAre you really asking this question?
I'm watching the opening now. This is your threadly reminder that you think you hate the French, but you do not hate the French enough.
>>143024613>Sar do not respond to him, sar, the right wing are winning if you respond to him
>>143024682>The arguments that you need to use to defend homosexuality are the same arguments that allow transgenderism and pedophilia to co-exist in that same motion.How? Explain.>If homosexuality is not a mental sickness, then why transgenderism and pedophilia would be? It's a slippery slope.Again, how? Explain why what you're saying makes sense. It doesn't btw.
>>143024715why are you not in the same time zone as france?
>>143024834Too much anglophilia.
>>143024734>Please spoonfeed me, I have 0IQ.I already answered you.>All the arguments needed to defend homosexuality can also be applied to defend transgenderism and pedophilia.If I say that you are still clean while being covered in poop, then, being covered in vomit also mean you are still clean.How is that so difficult to understand?
>>143024916>ad hominem ad hominem ad homimen Cool, now you exposed yourself. What I said, and you failed to understand, was that every 'cause' or belief can be corrupted, taken to extremes, and used to raise other causes that have nothing to do with the original cause. That's why I exemplified religion taken to the extreme by using it to commit genocide. That happened to homosexuality, which is different from the other conditions/acts you mentioned.But you couldn't understand one simple phrase, you absolute moron.
>>143025094>was that every 'cause' or belief can be corruptedIdiot.There is no corruption. 1 + 1 = 2. The fact that 2 + 2 = 4 doesn't mean that 1 + 1 was corrupted to explain 2 + 2, no, it mean the root cause of that logic lead to that conclusion, and there is nothing you can't do about it without destroying that entire logic from the ground up. There is no corruption nor fall back possible.>That's why I exemplified religion taken to the extreme by using it to commit genocide.Which is totally stupid and why I didn't bother responding to it, you are mixing so many stuff it's not even funny anymore.>ad hominem ad hominem ad homimenYou don't belong here, go back, tourist.
>>143024536Google's front page logo, for a time was ducks.Sitting ducks.Expect a state terror attack. They're not subtle about these things. Just look at "Harvest Festival".This is state terror.The people of France are being targeted by their state like other western states, all leveraged by cartels and blackmail.It's to pacify people. Put chickens in cages.
>>143025325>There is no corruption. 1 + 1 = 2. The fact that 2 + 2 = 4 doesn't mean that 1 + 1 was corrupted to explain 2 + 2, no, it mean the root cause of that logic lead to that conclusion, and there is nothing you can't do about it without destroying that entire logic from the ground up. There is no corruption nor fall back possible.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA unironically kill yourself. WOW. And if not, maybe some English lessons?
>>143024682Transgender people are literally a scapegoat for state terror operations and it's obvious now.They literally use them as the face of the terror nowadays.Often trans people are bona-fide to this too. It's kinda disgusting how low the state will go to terrorise people.
>>143025388>no more argument>complain about typo/english mistakeI accept your concession.
>>143025421I don't think transgender people need help from the state to fuck shit up, they do it themselves alone already. That cultural war didn't happened out of thin air.
>>143023914>Not being a hypersensitive gaylord who doesn't sweat excessively over things is equivalent to eating shitThis is an exemplar frenchman, celebrating eating shit cause he thinks it proves expressive freedom and how much he can take it in stride. They dont see the difference between worshipping filth and not censoring and will gladly participate in the former thinking it proves the latter.
>>143018681Easily a 1/10
Heh my state television refused to air it this year and totally forgot about it.
>>143022526She started her career singing in French in Quebec and FranceShe won Eurovision 1988 representing Switzerlandand then early 90's she started recording stuff in english and just became a super start after that and the titanic shit and stuff
>>143025455>>no more argumentSays the one who never had an argument to begin with and couldn't explain himself lmao jfc why am I still replying
>>143019075>The bad>lady gagaWas actually extremely good near perfect performance>terrible choreographyDancing is gay anyway>weatherIt made it even more LE EPIC>the entire red carpet sectionAre you gay?
>>143025884>but bruh, you didn't have an argument...I'm getting baited by a guy with 0 IQ, let that sink in for a moment.
>>143026017Still no argument lmao, lets keep going
When will we have another SOVL opening ceremony like Beijing
>>143020490Respect
>>143020528CAARRRLLLOOOOSSS!!!!
>>143019400False demoralization info
>>143018681It was shit.The only cool parts were the boats concept and the Eiffel Tower.
>>1430186817/10At least better than Tokyo
>>143020000>The deadliest terrorist attackyou mean based attack
>>143021572IIRC, I think it was the episode where George Lucas and Spielberg "raped" Indiana Jones, and he was having a meltdown about it.
