>food shortages in the olympics village>terror bomb threats at key locations>terrible logistics and transport>dirty sewer-river as main open water venue>dogshit opening and closing ceremoniesParis olympics will be everything the media said the olympics in Rio would be. APOLOGIZE
>>143020179wrong image, excuse the op
>>143020179Speak a long sentence in portuguese because I believe you are a false flag seu vira-lata pau no cu.
>>143020220>food shortages in LAYou're trying too hard.
Eu como cu e buceta o dia tudo
>>143020179>he's still seething about his shithole being inferior
>>143020223It's literally explaining how everyone expected 2016 to be a shitshow. Only for France to actually fuck it up while Rio actually did well.
>>143020273sorry, i need to cope after tonight
>>143020179you forgot the green swimming pool
>>143020179let me know when the diving pool is filled with algae
>>143020345>>143020348we built a pool for the olympics only to realize that it was too small. They're literally building a new one that will only be ready after the olympicsthat's why they are doing stuff in the seine river, it's just because we have no pool
>>143020348Bro the seine is a open air sewer system, they couldn't clean It in time for the games lmao
>>143020390>>143020395there's also thisthe organizing comittee is absolutely retarded
>>143020342Well even with reduced infrastructure and experience compared to first world countries we managed to pull it off so suck a dick fake flagger nigger. Now europe has plenty of those to handle lets see how they perform, they are around 3 high profile robberies and a rape behind by the way, and the even hasn't even started.
literally don't remember a single thing about the opening ceremony to RIo Beijing - Insane drumming and mass choreography amazing looking stadiumLondon - Bond, forging the olympic rings, mr beanTokyo - Based JPRG soundtrack for a bunch of itRio - ?
>>143020179It was one of the best moments in my life. I loved rio 2016. I dont like.lula but i have to give him that. It was great.
>>143020485as an angloid your opinions don't matter, leave the thread will ya
thirdie dogs are absolutely fuming
dear oh dear ameribros are we gonna get terorrized
>>143020179green pools you fucking uppity dog cunt
>>143020518thanks for confirming my suspicions that it was unremarkable
>>143020485Slaves, immigration, santos dumont in an airplane
>>143020485tom brady's wife was there
>>143020585Green flag, green pools. Suck my dick.
>>143020658Who are we kidding here you barely watched it, I remember distinctively British journos denouncing it despite the overall majority agreeing its kino.
>>143020290Baseado
>>143020179Yep. I kneel to Brazil, even if you're now mid-tier at football.
>>143020223kek you're so dumb holy shit
>>143020348you say this like it's a major crime kek
Already debunked faggotJust type 'Incident during Rio 2016" on Google>The first attack to make noise since the start of the Games is, in itself, quite a symbol: Friday August 5, the same evening of the opening ceremony, the security coordinator of the Games ceremonies, Felipe Seixas, was attacked by four men armed with knives at the exit of the Maracaña stadium. One of the two plainclothes police officers escorting him shot dead one of the suspected thieves.>The next day, it was a bullet, of military caliber, which crossed the canvas of the press room for the equestrian events…. without causing any injuries but narrowly missing a New Zealand official. A lost ball "which did not visit the Games", clarified the communications department of the organizing committee>On Sunday, the specialized police station for tourists (DEAT) confirmed the attack on “a foreign minister of state” the evening before in Ipanema, one of the most chic neighborhoods in Rio. The details have since leaked: the victim is the Minister of Education of Portugal, Tiago Brandao Rodrigues, 39 years old. Threatened with knives by two men, he was robbed of his money, his cell phone and his bag. One of the two attackers was arrested shortly after and the minister was able to recover his belongings. “It was a nice scare,”
>>143020485>Jorge Ben Jor>Gisele Bundchen>Girl from Ipanema being sung by the whole stadium (second most well-known song in the world)>Santos Dumont homage to poke at the americans>Hot samba dancers (woke doesn't want you to see these)>Also Gilberto Gil and Caetano Veloso but they're old as fuckYou won't remember much because while London's was circlejerk fest for bretons, Rio was a circlejerk for brazilians and cariocas. You would never understand it.
>>143020877just you wait
>>143020877>Nothingburguer>Nothingburguer>NothingburguerWow, great deflection you have there. Hope you don't mind Mohammed paying a visit to your games.
>>143021008>In July, the Danish delegation, for its part, filed around 150 complaints for theft of clothing, phones and other tablets from the Olympic Village. A few days ago, Jamaican athletes reported hearing gunshots near their hotel near the airport.You want moore?
Will the swimming be done in Seine or is it too full of shit? I watched some propaganda of mayor of Paris swimming in it preivously and there were supposed to be the president as well at the same time but he bailed out for some reason…
>>143021069>He just keeps goingGod, i'm so looking forward to Munich 1972 2.0
>>143020273ngl I see this as a possibility if Kamala wins.
>>143020345>>143020390Pool closed due to AIDS
>>143021255It's France after all
>>143020344QRD?
>>143020877how many women got raped? how many football legends got $200k worth of jewelry stolen? how many times the argentians got robbed even though we don't like 'emKEK
>>143021069you posting this 10 year old map on every thread about france to desperately prove that paris isn't a shithole is hilarious
>>143020345He is talking about paris you idiot
>>143021306massive troon/queer/drag queen shit at the end to kill a ceremony that was actually kino
>>143020342Yeah but you made in a way that makes people think you are talking about rio
brazil is worse because they killed some animal very sad savages
>>143020223>retarded monkey can't readnot really surprised
Is there an alternative sporting event to the Olympics games for the person who is in favor of the transgender community and supports Lia Thomas?If Lia Thomas was rejected from the Olympics games, I don't plan on watching the Paris games.
>>143020877>The thief was shot dead>The bullet didn't gey anyone>The thieves got arrestedMeanwhile, Zico got robbed today - in 19éme arrondissement, but still
>>143020485I don't remember a lot about Rio's ceremony.But, desu, I would rather have my ceremony slip through that having it being remembered by how bad it was.The minions where literally the highlight of the Paris ceremony. That's how bad it was. I may have forgotten Rio, but I won't be forgetting how bad the Paris one was anytime soon.
Rio may very well have been the most forgettable ceremony of all time. Don't remember anything from it.
>>143021647Pretty sure the 5 guys that raped that Australian girl 3 days ago weren't caught.
>>143020585Rather have green pools than whatever blasphemy this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMgPEz29abI
>>143020223>smartest brazilian
>>143021577i liked it
>>143020390Please tell me this isn’t true
>>143020179how much money do you think our factions were given from the gov to chill out during the event?
>>143021791what? Is there already rapes going on in paris? big if true
>>143021788I remember some building being jumped over and WE WUZZING about inventing the airplane but that's really it.
>>143020223>esse é o QI de quem fica chamando todo mundo que nao chupa as bolas do Bostil de "vira-lata"tu literalmente não sabe ler mlk kkkkkkkkk
>>143020223puta merda seu filho da puta, você é burro pra caralho
Seeing First World decaying and the europeans damaging control at every aspect is so funny,First ESCUCHCEN and now this clear competency crisis
Every olympics they complain about the food and when you think about it makes sense cause how you gotta provide so much differnt cuisine based on bullshit cultures and religions and the logistics of that gotta be a fucking nightmare
>>143020348Only the e.coli colonies swim in the Seine
>>143020223>reading comprehensionbostinha
kek poorflag dogs are absolutely fuming
>>143020223burro