For those that haven't seen it yet. Where my Johnny-come-lately Ameribros at?
full of trannies
uh have fun late anons, that’s all I’ll say
>>143022899One more episode of Bobs Burgers first.Got my Olympic spread ready to watch the carnage.
>>143022954kino
>206 delegations = 206 boatsThat's a lot of fucking boats. Did they just commandeer a boat from every rich person in Paris?
>>143023042they did it with like 82 boats or somethingmost had multiple countries on them
>>143023111I see that now. Commentator just said 85 boats. Still a lot.
>>143022899Im going to rewatch it, just to see what gets censored kek
it’s still early, but my meme olympic team so far is angola. hoping they get on the medal table
>>143023142i hope the pajeet javelin guy wins again
>>143023042>>143023127I had the same thoughtsImagine the coast of renting and fuelling all those boats, compared to just having athletes walking through a stadium
Hey look, it's Harley Quinn!
>>143023142They have never won any medals despite participating in quite a few games. So your wish may not be fulfilled.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angola_at_the_Olympics
>>143022899I saw the lowlights. I don't need to watch it.
Imagine being some poor chump that has to get to work with the entire city shut down for this shit. I just wouldn't show up.
Wow! Famous French singer Lady Gaga!
>>143023249you just described every work day in france
>>143022899It's over. Whatever "it" was, France just beat the corpse to smitherines.
>this level of blatant, open degeneracy I'm scared bros, it really feels like we're edging closer and closer to the apocalypse and the world ending. It's nothing but Sodom and Gomorrah right now and an inevitable flood approaching to wipe out the sin of the world and start over.
How do I watch it without giving them money?
>>143023142Im officially a seashells supporter
>>143023263Looks like they had her perform just so they could show an ad for the next Joker movie. kek.
>>143023330you let this happen
>>143022899Is NBC a tranny loving station? Are.they going to edit it like Morocco did?
i bet the brazil boat is fun to be on
>>143023330honestly, fuck it. let it come. I'm all for a nuke wiping all life off earth. The human race clearly is beyond saving
>>143023371on the live broadcast they didn't show any of the eurodance crap that happened after the parade endedthey did show the initial part tho
>Snoop Dogg is now an Olympic commentatorWTF is this world?
>>143023397Why did they cut the best part
>>143023411>he thinks thats badJust you wait till the boats are over my guy
>>143023418they were busy giving fellating interviews to some of the burger athletes the whole time it was happening
That dinky little Cambodian boat
>>143023373I wish the Argentinians sangEscuchen, corran la bolaJuegan por Francia pero son todos de Angola Que lindo es van a correrSon come travas como el puto de Mbappé Su vieja es nigeriana Su viejo camerunés Pero en el documento Nacionalidad francés It's a heartwarming anti colonial song
>>143022899Just woke up and watching the replay>>They decided to parade the teams outdoor in pissing rain>>On boats for some reason>>Some teams have to share a boat, while some teams get a pathetic little dinghy with a motor (see Congo)>>All they could do was wave and smile at the camera - wearing their disposable raincoats WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS DUMB IDEA!? The athletes seem to be in good spirits, but god damn is the sight miserable
I wonder how John Lennon would feel that his music is being used for a commercial advertising food delivery to lazy people?
>>143023418Americans get upset when they see the strong, proud flag of Europe
>>143022899Hopefully they have Napoleon and Marie Antoinette getting beheaded, best thing about France is the history
>>143023249wtf is this Assassins Creed parkour shit?!
>>143023580Wait til you see the athletes soaked to the bone still standing in the rain listening to the french faggots do speeches. They look miserable.
>>143023580france is just showing their country pride. 90% of their population came from africa on boats, thanks
Who wants to bet Snoop lighted a joint with the torch while carrying it?
>>143023580It wasn't a bad idea. The refugee team is ridiculous though, I don't know if that an actual team
>>143023617>europe has a singular flaggrim>a uk faggot is proud of itdouble grim
>>143023634trying to divert attention from the black samurai
What's in the luggage?
>>143023453>>143023580I guess they hired pretty much every boat in Paris, and for the small boats they just assigned them to countries with small delegations
>>143023675it's Thomas Bach's obsessive projecthe has a pathological fascination with heckin refugees
>All this gay dancingIs this France or Fire Island?
Michael Phelps in a topknot is something I never needed to see.
>>143023705This is the straightest dancing of the nightEnjoy it
>>143023680KEK
this is so fucking french.
Just tuning in. France is fucking gay, what is this retarded shit?THIS, is why I don’t watch the Olympics. It’s just a bunch of shitskin niggers mocking their invasion of our pure white countries. Hitler was right!
>>143023678>>europe has a singular flagYes. It was designed originally for the Council of Europe (which still exists - it's different from the EU) in the 1950s. And the Council of Europe declared the flag as a symbol for all of Europe:>Against the blue sky of the Western world, the stars symbolise the peoples of Europe in a form of a circle, a sign of union.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_EuropeAs for anybody being gay, one of us is certainly gay: you.
saw some during my lunch break seemed very gay so I'll probably skip this
When does the skateboarding start?
>>143023777no, EU has a flag, that flag does not represent eastern european countries, therefore, "europe" does not have a flagand again, you missed the part about calling you a leftist faggot for embracing EU instead of Brexitbut I kneel to your digits, king
>>143023810women's skateboarding specificallyand the 50k run
>Les MisFucking yes
>that's the sound of les misvery insightful, kelly
Do people even watch the Olympics anymore? Is it that bad to where they have to include skateboarding and breakdancing? What a worthless medal, it belongs in the trash.
I don't care how fruity or French it is, I love Le Mis
Its time
Oh shit, this just got fucking METAL
FUCKING METAL!!!
>>143023766no country has ever been pure white anon that was a myth
>>143023330It's fascinating to watch in real time, like the fall of the Roman Empire
Who is the Masketta man? Why does he wear the mask?
I love Nightwish and that kinda opera metal.
France deserves to be conquered again, useless country.
>>143023418Ratings. They'd lose half the country before the games even started
>>143023810men start at 6am est tomorrow, the final is at 11women is the same times but on sunday
>>143023330Read your bible you retard Genesis 9:11
>clearly obvious crossdressers.....uh?
>>143023967you can't even comprehend the horrors that await you later into the show
>>143023967>he just called transexuals "crossdressers"back to /pol/
>>143023967>>143023978>WHY ARE FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS ON MY SCREEN!
Man you fags just missed the gayest thing ever while it was live.
>>143023998This, but unironically
>>143023931the original 9:11
What are you guys watching, on Peacock's stream it hasn't started yet and NBC is interviewing Snoop Dogg
>>143023998why are you here?
Since NBC took the TNT license I shan't be watching their content. They can tongue my anus
>>143024034sportsurge.netfind one of the 50 different NBC coverage streams
>>143024026I'm watching NBC on my television box. Yes, I'm old.
>>143023998It's fucking France. What the fuck did you expect?!
When does napoleon show up and kill these fags
pure fucking degeneracy. makes me sick!
>>143024057I would rather see the British stream than support them
>>143024070
>literally just 20 minutes about being a degenerateDo people watch this with their kids?
>>143024061What's a television?
>>143024070You mean Saladin
>>143024099what did you expect? this is kike goyslop 101, I’m done watching the Goylympics, see you in /nfl/.
everyday I thank god I’m not fr*nch
>>143024117the big phone screen your ps5 connects to
yeah it’s gay but i love the olympics and the Olympic Spirit® more than i dislike gays
So are they just going to stop showing the athletes completely now?
>>143023998Why are you like this? Stop saying the f-word
>>143024099I prewatched it earlier at noon when it was live; no my kids aren't watching this.
Is the Parkour dude wearing a fencing mask?
>Threesome with a fag and a cross dresserPeak European "art"
Okay at least this is based. You can't fuck up a military drill parad--oh for fucks sake
>>143024189Its a squid games mask lil bruh
Who is this giant tranny on my screen right now?
>Aya Nakamurayup, totally a quintessential French name
I'm sure these prestigious musicians are dying a little inside having to play along with this jungle beat shit.
>>1430242282nd from left guy needs to get better at tucking
Almost all of this is very gay but was the ship and castle part kind of cool or am I just too high?
>singing about glockskek
>>143022899So crap I started watching the London 2012 opening ceremony.
The juxtaposition is sad, older white french men in the marching band with this thing hootin and hollerin
big booty africans my dick
>>143024270Weed smoking loser faggot.
>>143024270The whole ceremony is actually pretty neat, in between the faggotry
Is >our ceremony in 4 years going to be cringier than this?
>>143023998I'm happy to oppose modernity and whatever ideology this regime displays to the world. It's far more abnormal to find the current state of affairs agreeable. This system gives so little to normal decent people that any defenders of it must come from the tiny minority of extremely wealthy sociopaths but then again some people are mentally ill enough to do it for free.
>>143024270same bro, it was pretty nice
>>143024351Far, far cringier.
>>143024383I don't know, this is pretty awful. If Trump is president it might only be a little gay
kikes are the culprit, many such cases..
What do you guys do when you're watching with your wives/gfs and the sprinters are on with their giant dicks flopping around? Do you let her watch or change the channel?
the black rapper woman is a tall drink of water, i don’t care what you say
>>143024351It'll probably be better if only slightly. This thing keeps getting worse, I watched it earlier.
>>143024406It's L.A., though. That's like an entirely different country.
>>143024406it would be 1 month before the end of his final term (IF he gets elected), so no it would probably be worse because the pendulum is ready to swing back
>>143024418Let her stroke you off. She can fantasize about jacking off Jamal on the Track and Field team and you get a free handy jay
>EswatiniFucking who??
>>143024424>woman
>>143024465niggas was about to capsize lmaooo
Mark my words:Kamala is going to win.The whole ceremony is about Kamala winning in November.
>>143022899>literally swimming in a shit river
That image of Marie Antionette in the water is creepy as fuck.
What's the story on the assassins creed guy? Is there an athlete under the mask?
>>143024517Torch-bearer. It will probably be revealed as some famous French athlete.
>>143024493No shit. I live in America and pretty much everyone turned on Trump. Even my biggest racist Trump supporting uncles are riding with Kamala. She is already dominating the polls. A stag3d assassination attempt doesn't change anything.
>calling the torch better a heumm that’s extremely problematic. xe hasn’t revealed xeds pronouns
>>143024537It's going to be Kamala Harris or Jill Biden
Anyone got a decent stream, some shady website or something? NBC are being homosexuals with this peacock shit, and I really want to make fun of shit countries in their dingies
>>143024465artist formerly known as Swaziland
>>143024541how many VPNs do you guys have at your facility in india?
>>143024551Yes wheres a full fucking vid of the opening ceremony fucking kikes put it up
>>143024599He isnt even wrong.Kamala is picking a Navy Vet/Astronaut VPTrump picked a couch fucking retard who used to talk shit about trumpThe VP pick tanked trump
What events is India good at?
SAARS DON'T SHIT IN THE SIENE
>>143024655Plus Karmala downed down net & yahoo about having to listen to his speech. Trumps a kike loving faggot literally the only issue that matters.
>>143024655oh you sweet summer child
Who has to clean up the Indian boat?
>>143024681Yep and he is afraid to debate her. The tide as turned and pretty much everyone knows Kamala is winning in a landslide victory. Trump will not get a single black vote polls show.
>Boat 37 of 85We have a long way to go, and I'm out of beer.
good morning, sirs
>>143024730You better go on a beer run now, you are gonna need it
>>143024689They’ll just sink it.
>>143024719>>143024683
>>143024730How do you not stock up atleast 24 every Friday for the weekend?
I support Israel
I have copilot on this laptop, but I'm afraid to use it.
Who's the main female commentator? I'm getting tired of the "oh wow oh wow omg" routine.
>>143024517im guessing he’s supposed to be the hunchback of notre dame guy
>rest of the world watches together 6 hours ago>we have to watch on a delay in order to pump more ads into our brains
>>143024817Kelly Clarkson
>>143024817kelly clarkson, I have 0 clue why she was thereshe said nothing of value the entire broadcast
>>143024817your mom
>>143024831We were at work 6 hours ago moron
>>143024831CAPITALISM!
>>143024867>working a full FridayNo you're just a fag
Imagine doing a promotion of an animated movie made in another country instead of talking about your own culture
>>143024898I have my own business. We work full days 6 days a week. I pay my Mexicans well.
>>143024945>an animated movie made in another countryIllumination IS a French studio
BASED MINIONS
FUCKING MINIONS ADVERTISEMENT WHY???????
Lol minions are so cute and funny.
>>143024945illumination is french
>>143024965French master race that's why
>>143024945Apparently their studio is in Paris so I guess it’s okayLady Gaga was much more egregious
>>143023675>>143023694There's no reason it has to be boats. It's creative, but that's all there is to it. The entertainers can have their televised show on the boats touring the Seine, but the athletes should just make their entrance in the indoor stadium. I can't believe no organiser ever considered the possibility that the climate can choose to rain on their parade.
Why so much time on the fucking Minions?
>Wanted a bright sunny day for all this globohomo crap>God says FUCK YOU and rains all over their shit
Who is more likely to be shown or mentioned- Napoleon or Hitler?
>>143025016>globohomomeds now
>>143024988what do minions have to do with france? sorry im retarded
>>143024673Competitive scam calling
>>143025038They're saving Hitler for 2036 Berlin.
What would the world be like if Hitler won? Would it still be shit today like it is now?
What the Hell, man? When are they going to get back to the countries?
>>143025059https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_CoffinFrench animator, director, producer, writer, and voice actor. He is best known for co-directing four films in the Despicable Me franchise and being the primary voice of the Minions, which won him the Kids Family Award at the 10th Seiyu Awards.[2] He also received a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature for Despicable Me 2.
>>143025063lol
NIPPON
>muh womyn representationit’s all so tiresome
This is easily the gayest sporting related event every single 4 years without fail
>>143025096It would be worse
>>143025096No. It would be amazing. The German National Socialists knew if they lost the war it was over for Europe. Now we're seeing it.
>>143025101I tapped out, they're only in the G's and this shit is still doing.My big takeaway is Aya Nakamura is one fine piece of ebony ass.
>>143022899Gojira opened but I missed it
Most honorable Nihon!
>>143025144How could it be any worse? Would every country be flooded with browns and gays? I don't think it would.
>>143025175Fascist dictatorship would be horrible to live under in any circumstance
i bet those bmx guys they showed for a second biffed it at least once in that downpour
I still can't believe Breakdancing is now an Olympic event.
>>143025211You got SERVED
>>143025195americans would know this first hand after the last 8 years
>>143025175>the worst thing about life is having to see brown and gay people existoh wow you poor little boy what a horrible existence you lead
>>143025211when is competitive eating becoming an event?
>>143025281>>143024028
>>143025255>t. politics pro
>>143025195It would be amazing for Europeans. The Germans loved Hitler. 12 years not a slave
Holy fuck, the American boat is so full it's about to tip over.
>>143025307because I have a right to be here chud
>>143025338is this a shot at their weight?
>>143025281Yes unironically. I have to lock my doors, carry a gun around. Worry about my female relatives getting raped or murder walking outside. We could be living in utopia with low crime rates. Just look at any full white country for reference.
I’ve never even heard of these countries.
>>143025339doubtful :^)
From an outside perspective, are we the US based or cringe?
>>143025345>any full white countrythey don't exist and the ones that do are like africa level of crime (ukraine, russia, eastern europe in general)
>>143025362based and redpilled
>>143025339You'll never be a woman
>>143025358whatever you say retard I’m gonna post here until I die
>>143025362The whole world revolves around us, so I'd say based.
>>143025380what is a woman?
>>143025370Look at the crime rates of Denmark, Switzerland, and Japan you dumb fucking moron. Why do it defend these mongrols who do nothing but murder and rape?
>>143025380You’re right I’m a man and I get a lot of female attention because I’m not a chud
>>143023623YES! We won Mariechads
>LA is not promisedUhh... what does he know?
>>143025412>Denmark, Switzerlandnot full white, both have 5% african population and the dominant religion is islam>japannot only are the not full white, they have less whites than blacks, and the crime rate in japan is equivalent to that of UK and Canada which are both diverse
The French are mocking their own history rather than celebrating it. It's pathetic. Drag queens and blacks is all they are now?
>>143025096There was no way the Nazi could conquer the Soviets. Let's say if Hitler "won" and WWII ends with Germany's border resembling that of 1942. We'd have gotten Cold War to happen this time with Nazi Germany as Europe's opponent against Communism. Which means the third atom bomb will likely be dropped at Berlin by Stalin
>>143025392it really does, everyone knows who our president is but we don't know who anyone's is
who decided the water canons should be between the ferrys and the camera boats...
>refuses to sing at the Olympics in her own country>goes to growing third world countries Olympics to singwhat did she mean by this?
>>143025463Hahaha shut the fuck up you retarded cuck. The point is the counties with the least amount of browns have the lowest violent crime rates. If you took gun violence rates from America but only look at data from the white population it would be one of the lowest in the world. Answer my question why do you defend these animals? What do you get out of it as a white man?
Vin Diesel is a rapper now?
>>143025339go aheaddo the math on why you’re heredumbass
>>143023810I was gonna invent skrateboard but I already have 500 of them
>>143025502I don't know who that man is
>>143025464Are blacks and drag queens the only thing you notice? Says a lot more about you than it does France
>>143025384we'll miss you next week :)
>>143025464Modern olympics ceremonies after 88 tend to only really represent the prevailing city culture, not the country as a whole, except for China because China.
>>143025515I’ve been here for 14 years and don’t plan on leaving anytime soon
>>143025533Is this bait or what? I don't understand you cucks.
>>143025533
HIGH FASHIONHELLOOOOO!
>>143025529it's Avril Lavigne, post Lyme Disease and Chad Kruger
TRANNY TIME
>>143025562unless you’re 14 years old, you don’t deserve to be here
>>143025574Stop your obsession with black drag queens lmao
>>143025563There's way more unironic Redditors on here now
That chick in the red and blue leotard was kinda hot.
>>143025533Well when these assholes keep putting the spotlight on them all the time...
Shameless
>>143025600Your personal opinions mean nothing to me, or anyone else for that matter
>she>her>chick
uhhhh..... what the fuck is this?
>>143025608No there isn't. It's just basement dwellers and thirties who get off with (you)s and pretend. Same people who used to be tripfags and baiters.
>nbc cutting to commerciallolI wonder how much troonshit they are going to axe
>>14302382850k racewalk was abolished sadly.
>>143025612She was extremely hot and you could definitely see her nipplesFrance is based again
>>143025628>your personal opinionsthe sentiments of a majority of the countryFTFY
Can the Olympics just go back to China again so we can get a real opening ceremony? No one has even come close since. Also the little documentaries about the history and rural areas their were top tier.
>>143025659WTF NOOOOO
>>143025659damn, I liked watching people die
>>143025643Holy fuck lol, I never thought of it that way.
>>143025620>all the timeWell, good job posting something from three years ago lel
Why do western counties no longer like to show off their superiority through spectacle and ceremony but instead like to flaunt their social ideologies?
LADYHEAR ME TONIGHT
>>143025695No they aren’t you pathetic larper. Youre 30% at best
>>143025729Jewish bolshevism is in full control now
>>143025659rip deathwalk
BEST KOREA
was that a kid wtf
Full scale nuclear war and collapse is the only way to save western civilization at this point.
>Russia still bannedFucking lol
>>143025753>admittedly 1/3 of people don’t want you in their country>I belong heremental gymnastics cope
How hard would it be for a US athlete to fuck a North Korean girl in the village?
>>143025791Agreed. Build from the rubble.
>>143025612>>143025663Post the WebM, I saw it earlier today but didn't get a chance to save it
>>143025729Do you want them to drive tanks through the street like a corny third world dictatorship? Lmao
>>143025814Gotta be 18 to post here
>>143025759this, sad dystopia. Unfortunately they’ve completely ruined the west for generations. Decades of social propaganda to accept niggers and shitskins as your “equal” cannot be unbrainwashed from the general population.
>>143025814the fact that you think this is the next/only alternative speaks volumes. geeze, what a jerk
>>143025803A third is nowhere close to a majority you high school math class dropout
>>143025814No, build beautiful monuments and infrastructure, show off your best cities and put on extravagant shows. Marching around a bunch of cross dressers, what does that do for you?
>>143025379>>143025392>>143025473You retards can't be considered an "outside perspective", and neither can I because I am your hat.
>>143025838I’m older than you I bet. It’s the children who think big tank in the street = strong nation
>>143025726Well it's still on streaming services, isn't it?A friend telling me this year how he put on Blues Clues on Nickelodeon for his kid. All of a sudden hear heard something about a pride parade. He looked in and saw that shit and changed it.
>>143025860a third doesn’t have to be a majority1 in 3 people don’t want you herego back
>>143025869They seem to be showing off all their famous landmarks and art and bridges/roads along the river and such things, what are you complaining about exactly?
>>143025880Show off your superior technological advancements. Drones, planes. Have stunts and shows of talent. Not literal drag shows.
>>1430258832/3 do want me here THOUGH so who cares what you want. Die seething and forgotten.
>>143025880>I'm older than youbut less mentally mature
That many people jumping up and down on a boat at once seems kinda dangerous.
OH SHIT ITS BRON
Eswatini has to be made up right
I'm feeling pretty drunk chat
>>143025905Lots of stunts and talent shows during the ceremonies desu. Who cares about fucking drones lmao.
>>143025918lol, lmao evenThat’s not how that works
BLACK PEOPLE. HELL YEAH!!!
>south sudan and sweden sharing a boathmmmmm
>>143025922Not by a long shot you brain dead chud.>big tank… strong!!!!!You are a literal caveman
We were warned
>Suriname in a tiny dingykek
>>143025981>chudyou just proved itIAYC :^)
>>143025942You probably aren't old enough to remember the early 2000s but go watch thy old ceremonies if you want to be blown away in comparison.
>>143025959But it is THOUGH. You should look at the statistics about gay marriage support
>>143025938what are you drinking, lad?
>>143026001Whatever you say chud. I wonder what your iq is
>>143025981Shameless and embarrassingly lacking in self awareness
>>143025990How did they know?
>>143025854This kek, sub optimal iq situation
>>143026034>muh tanks!!!!!!!you are a monkey
>nbc has refused to show all of the tranny dancingThey showed 50 minutes of it during the live shot
>>143026012Nooners
>>143026058>its either tanks or nothing elseYoure retarded, kill yourself and have your mother record it and send it to me
>>143026057My iq is much larger than yours I guarantee it
>>143024277Although the introduction of national ideologies at the beginning was elegant and sophisticated, I am shocked by the Olympics introducing the South Korean athletes as North Korean athletes.
>>143025700>>143025720>>143025766They still have the men's and women's 20k deathmarch, but they got rid of the 50k one because there wasn't a women's equivalent and apparently the Olympic Committee wants more equality. So you can blame this one on wokeness for real this time.
>>143026031'bout tree fiddy
>guaranteed light skinned black queen wife in ohiowtf bros… why didn’t you tell me…..
>>143026079Its been proven over and over again those who think of themselves with high iq are seriously lacking, and your trying to convince others on 4channel.org of this is giving us all a good laughSeek human interaction
>>143025931They changed their name from Swaziland.
>>143026079you literally shit in the street when the beach is too busy KEK
>>143026082>equality>separate gendersnot very equal
Sha Carri' would be a great Femdom
>>143025880> big tank in the street = strong nationBecause it is!
Man the hosts in the Canadian coverage of this are just awful. This women is seriously saying that this is setting a new standard and better than the Beijing ceremony. I just refuse to believe anyone can think that.
>>143026131she looks like she runs out of EBT in less than a week
I miss the Tokyo opening ceremony where they played video game music instead of this techno shit.
>>143026107>>143026112Im in the 99th percentile of human intelligence desuI’m probably the most intelligent person you’ll ever speak to
>>143026162The EDM was by far the best part of this opening ceremony
>>143026173if you were intelligent, you wouldn't be up at 3am in india shitposting on the internet for $5/hr
>>143026162>Athletes coming in to the victory fanfare of Final Fantasy 7It will never be topped anon
>>143023850>>143023845>>143023830Been playing a buncha Les Mis after seeing that and this one with a bunch of actors from around the globe is quite fitting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpDbvlAI_A0
>>143026193Kek
>>143026193I do it for funYou do it because it’s the only way you can socializeWe are not the same
>>143026193SARS DO NOT REDEEM!
>tfwngf
>>143026193They get paid like $20 a week
>>143026145>CanadianYou should be used to humiliation rituals by now
There was a whole 40 minute dancing segment with all those trannies.It looks like NBC blocked all of it.
>>143026240so much for the first amendment
Who is paying the Indians though?
>>143026215Your whore mother literally cannot stop sucking my stinky cock, please call her and tell her to stop
>>143026240America may be fucked but we are still and will never be as big of faggot cucks as Europeans are.
>>143026145
>>143023042Europe has a lot of rivers. Many of them looked like commercial cruise barges
>>143026257>who is behind the posts.webm
>>143026258>ur momI accept your defeat, room temperature IQ holder
>>143026240Jesus even NBC knew that shit would play terribly here.
>>143026283Im not sure why youre so upset
>>143026264>>143026240Haha, too many conservative religious people watch the opening ceremony. Too risky for advertisers
>>143023634ubisoft is Fr*nch, which explains a lot
>>143026283>yourit's you're; so much for high IQ
>>143026240The live NBC stream showed a lot of it, but they cut away very quickly when papa smurf showed up.
>>143026284They're liberal but not stupid they know their ratings would plummet
>Beyonce is now a country singer
>>143026303>nbc>right winguhhh
>>143026222I'll never give in
>BBC NationWhat did Beyonce mean by this?
>>143026292You’re the one seething about my mother lmao, chill out homie
>>143026326Explain
>>143023580> Mexico's boat getting sprayed with Ganges tier waterlmao
>>143026333>person from texas has country accentanon, are you retarded?
>>143026356I accept your concession, and your mother does aswellSad!
'MURRICA FUCK YEAH
>>143023263At first I thought it was such a weird choice. Whatever you think of Lady Gaga as a performer, that particular number was clearly written as if for a sexy slender woman, not a shorty with chubby arm fat.Eventually I realized it was probably intentional and whatever homo programmed this was well-fucking aware of how gross it would be.
>>143026335They have the broadcast rights, no one else does Olympic coverage in the US
>The Bronze Age>legendlmao
>>143026373>say a ur mom joke>I won!!!!!!!!!!!!no chud lmao
>>143024099> 20 minutesAnon, I...
>>143026391>chudI accept your concession
>>143024270There are some cool ideas but there is so much shit that is comparable to putting a cherry on top of a turd
PAQUEBOT
>>143026411>typing it all outoof
How can the torch stay lit in all that rain?
>>143026436unironically gasoline
>replying directly to meI accept your complete and utter defeat chud
>>143026240Did they cut the drag queen Last Supper reenactment?
>>143026436Greek magic
>>143026436Indian poop oil
>>143026374FBI said this Orange turd didn't even get shot. It was just sharpnel. What a faking crybaby bitch.
I did not know that Céline Dion was popular in the USA.Already thousands of comments about her song tonight. People loved it, many comments from America
>>143026374Thanks the pandemic, there will never be an Olympics with this fuckwit as President.
>Gets on subway>It dies immediatelykek
>>143025289That would be fun to watch as long the best of the best are competing. Tired of seeing weak bitches eating a third of the plate before giving up.
So where did they shave the Eiffel Tower so they could put it in the medals? Is there a big hole somewhere on it now?
Argentina has been the whitest boat so far
>>143026459celine is loved here because of the titanic
>>143026446>yous are karmagrim
>>143026463Summer Olympics
>>143026358
>>143026459but she's canadian...
Thanks for cutting out a lot of the pozzed shit NBC
>>143026476Shut up west coast fag
>he replied againit’s over
>>143026486Lmao i found your father>>143026428
>>143026484>moving the goalposts as fast as you couldIAYC
>>143026486Are his fucking smurf balls out
>>143026486WTF is this?
>>143022899It was by far the worst opening ceremony in Olympic history. Zero grandeur, zero spectacle, boats were lame.
>>143026502IAYC :^)
>>143026508u 'miring?
So how are the 2028 LA Olympics opening ceremony gonna go?
>>143026524Dionysos, the Greek God
>>143026540gang warfare
>>143026526Polionigger made it the best ceremony
>>143026540Trump is going to make sure it's epic. He will be front and center.
>>143026459Fuck Celine Dion. She wouldn't sing at the Vancouver Olympics, in her own country, which probably won't ever be here again, because she was "trying to get pregnant at the time". What the actual fuck kind of bullshit is that. She has zero patriotism for Canada. Fucking traitor.
>he replied again
Is the US broadcast not showing drag queens a >taps the sign moment?
>>143026540unironically gasoline and gunfire
>>143026580You can hear the dance music in the background, they are going to pretend it didnt happen
>>143026567lol he’s gonna lose and die before 2028
>>143026579>this is the pinnacle of high IQ bantz "for fun"grim
>>143026598Cope troon.
>>143026580No, NBC still knows what side its bread is buttered on. It's all about the shekels
>>143026617What would your mother say about your behavior
>>143026540If anything like the Paris olympics it's gonna be GTA themed and include Ryan Reynolds
>Imagine is a staple of the Olympic gamesSince when?
>>143026617lol my cock is bigger than yours I bet
>>143026576She is a Québec girl my g. Also her first TV and songs were in France. She became popular here, that's why France is a special to her.
>>143026567Trump will be on his way out since he can only serve 4 more years. But it'll be a good one though.
>he is simply incapable of not replying to me
>>1430266431996
Uh... dude, your piano is on fire.
Reminder, John Lennon wrote this song in the midst of psychosis where he genuinely believed he was god himself.He wanted people to leave organized religion and worship him instead
>>143026652My BWC is 7.5 long and 6 around. I cock mog anyone here.
>>143026540hopefully more cinematic and not a shitty macy's thanksgiving style parade like this. go back to the stadium venues and put on a real fucking show. and make it top gun related
>>143026567>Trump is going to make sure it's epic. He will be front and center.Trump's going to be making sure his cell in Atltant will be epic for his new boyfriends.
>>143026576Based, Canada is nothing to celebrate
>>143026653>She is QuebecYes, so Canada, as I said. Her career started in Canada. Where she is from.
>>143026687Huh that’s actually exactly what mine is lmao
>>143026627My mother is a huge MAGA fan.
So that whole part with the fat girl and the drag queens before they all started dancing around on the runway was The Last Supper and the fat girl in the middle was supposed to be Jesus? I am getting that right?
>burning trash barge>imaginelike pottery
Nothing sucks more than "Imagine".
>>143026319>ubisoft is Fr*nch, which explains a lotOh yeaaaah.
>>143026617It's not a cope to say that he's definitely at risk of a heart attack within the next 10 years. Could happen during his presidency if he's elected again.
>>143026700It was at that time.
>>143023998There's nothing wrong with not wanting to see gender bending homos prancing around like queers.
>>143026540AI Stan Lee will give a speech about how the athletes are the real superheroes
>>143026617>Cope troon.Only Neo Nazi sicko Trump fans use the word "cope".
ROBOT HORSEWITH ROBOT HORSECOCK
>>143026709>maga fan>no decencyNo different than niggers
It's a bummer that a lot of you Americabros didn't watch it live. The live thread was hilarious and everyone was disgusted. There was vomit and racial slurs everywhere. I hope there will be a lot of comfy moments in the coming two weeks.
>>143026743
>Here's the final stretch of the Olympic flag>Let's go to a commercialFucking NBC
>>143026717Trump has insane genetics. He has an incredible drive and swing for someone his age. He is built different .https://youtu.be/6Rb9b8rYhII?si=eSlp94n316AHC4gV
>>143026677>>143026617
i love this horse athlete like you wouldnt believe
>>143024228Is this really any better than speaking German right now?
>>143026771Is an horse an athlete?
>>143026772not at all
>>143026756She is a morally sound woman. You are probably some degenerate that applauded the satanic smurf drag show.
Why should I care about some fat hoe imitating jesus
>>143026768>He is built different .Yeah, he's built like shit. Just like his buildings.
>>143026768That putting stroke is absolutely atrocious, but it works for him I guess. Like it is quite possibly literally the worst putting stroke in the world.
>>143026479Yeah she was huge, an extremely popular household name after that.
>>143026787>morally sound>raised a neet chudHmmm
>>143026765Well they choreographed and danced a whole huge routine, but NBC skipped it.Thats why it feels like this opening ceremony has been sparse, because they quite literally cut 1/3rd of it out.
That's a girl. Look at those skinny arms.
>>143026768He’s a fat senile diaper wearing adulterer
>>143026800It's about results.
>>143026757I was at work unfortunately. Glad I didn't see the full trainwreck though.
>>143026788What makes you think anyone cares what you think at all?
>>143026710it's a model runway you fat idiot
>>143026817nice high IQ post, Ranjesh
I’m too dumb to understand art bros.
>>143026807I'm married, have my own home, and business.
>>143026816Hot armored goth french wife
>>143024099Not everything is programming for your children. Not everyone cares about kids.
>>1430267292010? Lmao my city already had 10+ years of" swarmings" by Somalian refugees at that point
So is it safe to say France has the most cucks per capita?
>>143026842Nothing of what I said was a lie THOUGH
>>143025096I doubt there'd be an olympics desu
>>143026841then where are the models
>>143026818I know. But I also can't not laugh when I see that. It's so fuckin bad lmao
>>143026768His drive is great but his putting could use work. Still it's pretty impressive, his drive is solid albeit not very long.
They removed the squid games mask
>>143026845LSD
What do the 4 horseman and golden idol bull statue mean? Any smart people here?
How much of this is left? Is it worth starting a new thread?
>>143026865No that would be your house
Silver chick is hot
>he is still replying:^)
im drunk and high and this ceremony looks fun
>>143026870did you even watch the bit or did you run to an anime imageboard the moment you saw vague imagery? they had models going up and down for like a solid 15 minutes
>>143026668>since he can only serve 4 more years.lol
>>143026839Who are you?
>>143026901fineif it's a model runway then why are there ugly people on it
>>143026860fuck the cities man, living in a city is shit anywhere in the world
>>143024228The nutsack hanging out is a really nice touch
>>143026846>trying to prove yourself on 4chanLmao
This is the most obvious satanic ritual ever broadcast on TV, makes you think
>>143025096it would be worse. remember: there are no stupid questions, but there are retards like you asking questions
>>143026920meds now
What a big dumb tower. Fucking stupid tower made by a bunch of dumb french people
What’s the French countryside like?
>>143026881Assassin's Creed guy ? I think the heavy rain non stop during hours removed some parts of the show. The designer girl said it at French TV without saying much.In 3 hours Paris had 15 days of rain, it's just crazy.I suspect a fucking high tech weapon at this point
>>143026933Full of cigarette butts
>>143026929Be honest are you non-white? Genuinely be honest.
>>143026931>Bible references and faggotry for 2 hours>Haha fake ur meds!!
Remember when people made a huge deal out of Michael Phelps smoking weed and now NBC has Snoop Dogg as one of their correspondents
>>143026945>high tech weaponor yknow, that climate change thing people have been warning about
>>143026955Remember when justin timberlake caused every network to have a 10 second delay on live broadcasts?
>>143026768Trump could've been a professional athlete when he was younger
>>143026952He is right that you need meds.
>>143026952there was only one bible reference
>>143026979He has bone spurs though
>>143026768I'd imagine that he'll still die within the next ten years considering that he's fat, vaxxed, and has a shit diet. Golfing can't fix that.
>>143026986The drag queen shit was the last supper
Whats paris like? Ive only been to italy, never been to france
>>143026989Based. Hail the cube.
Reminder that the elite are in contact with a cube sending out interdimensional messages from Saturn and worship it like a God. That's what humanity is enslaved for.
>>143026999>>143026999>>143026999Migrate
>>143026540Taylor Swift>LOVE IS LOVE!RuPaul and the drag queens come out and dance aroundPete Buttigeg and his husband hold hands and kiss>WE ARE A COUNTRY OF IMMIGRANTS!Hundreds of thousands of illegals lined up in a row saying the American national anthem>BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER>ANTIFA! Green Day comes on stage>NO TRUMP! NO KKK! NO FASCIST USA!Brave and stunning.Monument for abortion advocates President/CEO of Planned Parenthood shows upEminem does 8-mile again then kneelsSNOOP DOOOOOG!>Fo rizzle, my nizzle! 1, 2, 3 and to that fo! Torch is lit by Laverne CoxPowerful, Stunning, Brave>I NOW DECLARE THE GAMES OPEN!
>>143026914??? has nothing to do with your original query. but its because designers and show producers need to appeal to a wide variety of demographics
>>143027006Yeah that’s what I was talking about
>>143026920makes me think youre an obsessed dip shit
>>143026948i'm white, what does that mean to you? be genuine, do you leave your house often?
>>143023680LMAO I thought the same when seeing it live but it's just ripped tights
is kelly clarkson just hitting the blunt>"eyyyyyy"
>>143027006The actual PAINTING of the last supper was painted by an ITALIAN PEDOFAG (da vinci)
>>143022899That sucked
