For me personally, full 118-minutes of body positivity and black trans rights parade.
rapinoe lighting the cauldron would be kino
>>143025813Project 2025 will make sure that doesn't happen
>>143025813They will resurrrect a DNA clone of 2pac. They have the technology.
>>143025813Large choreo with people in motorized carts, sponsored by Walmart.
>>143025813Synchronised kneeling
I fully expect it to be a 2 hour long campaign ad for whatever political party is in power at that time. That's all the states ever talks about. They're completely obsessed
Neither as spectacular nor degenerate as you people keep predicting.
>>143025813I predict it being cancelled or relocated to another country due to the upcoming Second American Civil War.
>same year as elections>probable final year of trump presidencythey'll use it to seethe about orange man
>>143025813hopefully lean on hollywood focus (tom cruise)
>>143025813Yuros are worse at woke stuffs than Americans desu.
>>143025813>California Love playing for 4 hrs straight
>>1430258133rd intifada sponsored by Applebees.
For me, I'm not watching just like this year
>>143025813Will probably be a waste of billions of dollars
>>143025813>>143025853>>143026420>>143026432>>143026461>>143027500>>143028667>>143028689>>143028788I'll be waiting for yousee you at skid row you filthy faggots
those fancy low rider bikes that mexicans ride.
>>143025813for me it's holograms of 2pac and kobr
>>143028700Kino....
i swear LA doesnt have public transport
Four years is a loooong timeWho knows if I’m alive by then
>>143030424depends on what you mean by "transport"
I imagine it will be very Mexican and Mexicans hate homo shit.
>>143030424Public transport is meant to keep the serfs in the city.
Full frontal nudity, zoophilia, giant moloch statue. They will go all out.
How are they going to hide all the homeless people? I mean they gonna have to make the city look clean and tidy during the olympic weeks
>>143030567They'll do what most "LA" teams do. Put a shit ton of the events in the White suburbs and use long camera shots to show the LA skyline in the background.
>>143030567Don’t worry my friend. Governor Gavin Newsom has fixed the homeless problem by giving them safe injection sites.
New sport added: mobility scooter track racing
>>143030567In the catacombs of Paris
>>143030567Newsom is trying to kick them out right now>>143030424>tfw LA has the longest light rail line in the world
>>143030555Can't let France out-degen California. They will fire live rounds at captured hobos under a moloch statue made of dollars and black body fluids.
>>143025813Otherwise to answer this question. After seeing that France innovated and broke the codes, paraded on a river and all the rest, I think Los Angeles will want to surpass even more. In my opinion, they're also going to drop the stadium to do something Hollywoodian. Get ready to pay a little more in taxes because it will be expensive
>>143030783I’m willing to bet ours will be less white but also less degenerate
>>143030783I disagree. I feel that something 'Hollywood' would need a more controlled environment - so the focus will be on a more 'traditional' opening ceremony - athletes parading around a stadium, etc. Similar to Beijing. Maybe we'll get a taste at the end of the 2024 closing ceremony.
>>143030874>but also less degeneratethe usa is france's only hope to not hold the title of most degenerate opening show ever, I'm counting on california to do what they do best
>>143025813I believe Gavin Newsom will clean the streets and boost the public transit system he has already been pushing to make a show that will both amaze the world and finally fix LA. He will do this as even Trump acknowledges his efforts when welcoming you all, and with this Blessing from the Don himself he will ascend gloriously into the oval office and usher in a richer America for all its citizens while politely telling blacks to stop asking for money and keep playing sports.
>>143025813poofters
>>143025813The same thing than the Paris one but somehow of even worse taste.
>>143030938you could do it on a shitton of hollywood soundstages if you wanted it out the stadiumit could actually be based
>>143030783>After seeing that France innovatedyou're retarded
itll be gay but hopefully fun to watch
>>143025813We're looking forward to getting rid of the homeless for 4 weeks
It will have Eminem and West Coast stuff.
>>143030567They can actually clean them right the fuck up when they want to. When Xi Jin Ping visited SF they completely disappeared for a week.
>>143026432kek
>>143025813I just know Dylan Mulvaney has to be involved.
