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I just hope we don't have an even more faggy ceremony in 4 years
When will Russia be allowed back? It's just not the same without their women.
>>143026999>NBC literally cutting 1/3 of the planned ceremony outSAD!
They won't even show the face of Parkour dude? I feel robbed.
Hail the cube
>>143027035Pale horse riding in was a Revelation reenactment
>>143027029Forgot to throw in SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse somewhere.
>>143027047They can still compete as *Independents*lol
>>143027066No it was because they didn’t have a silver one
What does the Golden cow idol mean? Any French anons?
muh dik
Why is France so gay?
>>143027054
>>143027084Bullish on RIVN
>>143027092>>143027105Kek
>>143027107They went full faggot with their art movement and never let it go.
I'm so confused, why is the opening ceremony being mixed in with the parade of nations? It feels like this shit is all over the place. Is this how it is for you guys in the states, or is the Canadian coverage just mixing them both in. It'll like show a boat coming down with a country and then just cut to some pre recorded shit, jump to a boat, jump back to some drag show and continue like this
>electro music starts>reporter goes>EEEEYYYYYYYY UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ>silenceabsolutely grim
Does France not have any other athletes than Zidane? Why is Nadal and Serena Williams holding the torch?
>>143027148Same here. It kept jumping back and forth. Now that the parade of nations is over, they're sticking with one thing, the torch lighting ceremony.
>>143027148They were staggering them, I think the boats are down now though
Daft Punk to light the cauldron
>>143027163Also why is Carl Lewis there?
>>143027190Would be based
>>143027074Also an Obama monument. Complete with a transition (via AI) from a random slave that morphs into president Obama in a suit displaying how far the black community in America has come.
Nbc is actual shit with their coverage, audio is terrible and all the commercials
>>143027190They will never appear together again. They hate eachother and broke up.
>>143027148the production has been all over the place
>>143027148They are just showing the boats/parade of athletes her in the states. No actual sports.
Did anybody else think that Beyoncé was just a blonde white woman at first? Why is she so white looking?
>>143027190No it's two blacks
>>143027219She likes marketing to center-right republican type guys
>>143027148Its only as cohesive as your coverage provider made it.I watched the eurosport live and it was pretty cohesive in terms of >prerecorded stuff>boats of teams>boats of performers>boats of teamsAnd it actually worked out pretty well. Watching the NBC Coverage its really bad. It should be a lot more coherent now since thats all over.
doing the opening cermony in the middle of the day is gay
>>143027219She is old ans regretting her life, bored with her cuck will Smith tier husband and wishes she settled down with a manly white guy.
Nadia Comaneci is still alive?
That one-legged chick is kinda hot.
>>143027265She was so young, they put in rules to keep kids her age out of the olympics. And that was the 70s.Shes only 62
>>143027107Oulala mon sweet cowboy pussy don't be scawed
/tv/ here, ehy was Lea Seydoux or Eva Green not involved In this at all?
This is the song from Climax
>>143027280She doesn’t look of age anon…
Lmao, NBC didn't show any of the tranny stuffeven that too gay for them
Reminder that without frances help america would have never won its independence
>>143027288Climax is what I do whenever I see serena williams
>>143027297How did they become so gay then?
>>143027297Same the other way
Lady gaga... is it 2008 again?
>>143027316Its all about inclusivityThe bitch with one leg? She was born this waaaay
American only threads are so lame and boring. Not the same sitting in a /sp/ thread without the rest of the countries making funny of it.
>>143027306Europe can't stop going further left due to the last time it went right
>>143027297I will never forgive France
ABSOLUTELY FRENCH
unpopular opinion but I like the irl pageantry and the produced bits in between
>>143027316>is it 2008 again?God I fucking wish
>>143027327There's just more political-tards
>>143027328They never went right, just further authoritarian left.
>>143027292Wait, for real ? They censored some parts ?
France still controls most of west africa, they have to act the part
So this balloon is just going to float in the air for the next two weeks?
>>143027352Yep they didn't show us the drag queen shit at all lmao
>>143027306Because we fought the wrong country during ww2>>143027309>falling for the (((propaganda)))
>>143027338>they put chocolate chips in my shit sandwich
>>143027352Just the gay last supper
>>143027352Cut a lot of the pozzed shit out. Mostly focused on the US boat and tons of commercials.
>>143027292good
>>143027356They showed some of the runway stuff in between introducing countries.
>>143027365>tfw for once it feels good to be American
skeleton looking ass
CELINE DION MY LOVE
I thought Celine couldn't sing anymore?
>>143027352They didnt show a single dancing boat, nor any of the dancing trannies, nor the papa smurfYou could hear the 90s dance music in the background, but it was just showing wide shots and the USA teamlel
Why are you guys watching this while earlier you could have watched it live? NBC had it live.
>>143027352Yes. They didn't show this part at all
What do you think celine dions coin slot taste like? I bet it tastes like champagne
>>143027391Imagine how cut up the Chinese broadcast looks
This is beautiful. French is truly the most kino language.
>>143027400It tastes like terminal illness
>>143027395Some of us work during the day, NEET.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING SHUFFLING AND MOUTH NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND JESUS CHRIST NBC IS STRAIGHT SHIT
Im so sick of the media sucking simone biles cock.... that quitting bitch shouldnt even be on the team.
>>143027395Some of us have jobs
>>143027381bruh that skeleton ass is bellowing out some serious notes
>>143027297Yeah, but we saved your ass in World War II.
>>143027415As a bears fan, I have to love Simone Biles now
>>143027397why the fuck do they have CDJs up there christand people say DJs do fuck allimagine what a drag queen does when he DJs
>>143027422>reddit spacingdon’t care, nerd
celine is nice
Best ceremony ever, webbum related
>>143027411>>143027419I had a job too, but got fired because I said nigger out loud in Target.
>>143027292So proud to be American now! Praise the Lord I knew that shit was blasphemous these French cannot get away with these insults in our great country.>>143027415Its called mental illness chud she's going to invent another whole move btw, fasten your seatbelts.Captcha: PJG4N PAGAN
SHOULDVE JUST BEEN CELINE DION SINGING FOR HOURS, LADY GAGA CAN KILL HERSELF FUCKING WANNABE
Gotta give it to the frogs. That balloon cauldron is pretty cool. Very Jules Verne.
I just love that some DNC donating Jew had to say "we can't show that shit they are going to be pissed" to the tranny stuff
>>143027423>yourlrn2flag newfag
>>143027352The Canadian coverage seems to have cut almost all of that out as well. All I saw was a couple seconds of a runway so far. I also haven't seen any boats other than ones with athletes on them.
>>143027453Fi don't remember ever having the urge to say it before i started coming here regularly
>>143027458The balloon is in reference to 100 years ago when Ballooning was an olympic sport
So far this is probably the most boring opening ceremony ever.
>>143027446Okay. Most of those fru fru queens were lame, but that krip is cool in my book.
>>143027460At the end of the day it's all about the shekels
>>143026999TITTIES SITTIN RIGHT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa7HpWw7DEk
Beyonce still has a pretty rockin body ngl
>>143027413Kelly was just getting emotional over Celine, relax!
anybody notice that peyton manning didn’t talk at all through the whole thing LMAO he’s out of his element
>>143027470I got carried away with trying to quote the Simpsons... even if it was referencing England.
>>143027492He's getting a free trip, and hanging out with athletes.Good gig
>>143027378Why do you celebrate the fact that your media are covering your eyes to the evil going on in the world and the blatant attacks on Christianity?
Well, they successfully gatekept me out of going to Paris to visit.
wtf does peyton manning know about olympic sports
>that's itzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>143027512What does Snoop Dogg?
why is everthing Gay now? am i supposed to be Gay? i feel like i missed something.
>>143027508What can I do about it? At least I don't have to see it
>>143027509https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndromeNot missing anything anyways
>>143027512he play sport once
France has a lot of niggers
https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1816931037055775055
>>143027525>What can I do about it?For one you can not watch the olympics and put money in their pockets.>At least I don't have to see itand you're not capable of just changing the channel?
>>143027524If everyone is gay, the human race would die out. I think that's their plan.
>>143027521At least Snoop is hilarious
whats there to do for 2 hours
>>143027555meth mostly
Is there a link somewhere that has the full Olympics schedule?ETA for the first event?
I honestly liked it. Very artsy which I expected from France
>>143027579consider killing yourself
>>143027570https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/27-july
>>143027591Die seething
>>143027570idk about full but there is https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/scheduleeither the next sevens match happens later than i thought or they're missing matches
>>143027565(((hamas)))
>>143027570Seems like Badminton is the next event. 2:30AM, so starts in 3 hours
That trash was pure satanism and cult shit
>>143027542I forgot there's a far right 4chan prominent side of twitter now, how crazy is that.
Am I the only one who kept waiting for the motherfucking balloon to go to the top of the eiffel tower and light it up?
>>143027624retard
3 hours from now>Badminton - Womens, Mens, Doubles3 1/2 hours from now>Handball - Spain v Slovenia>Rowing - Heats>Shooting - 10m Air Rifle>Men's Volleyball - Japan v Germany4 hours from now>Equestrian >Women's Fencing>Hockey - Great Britain v Spain>Judo>Hockey - Belgium v IrelandDon't care about the rest cause I'll be asleep after that
>>143027640Some say he's still there waiting to this day.
>>143027666Blind, your numbers prove my post
>>143027691lmao you’re so braindead
>>143027673Death march WHEN
>>143027673>hockey>summer olympicswot
>>143027701Its been removed from the olympics
>>143027699>666>699Yeah dude totally fake
>>143027701Never, they removed it from these olympics.
>>143027711>>143027720NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK
Fuck, I got up 8 hours agoI may just try to sleep right now and get up later
https://youtu.be/TgzDfVfn6w8?si=JpT3kHJK039qdNqWABSOLUTE KINO
>>143027703https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/hockeyThat's what it says man, idk
>>143027727You can thank those who clamor for "gender equality"
>2800 year anniversary of the first ancient Olympic games>not in Greece
>>143027712>but muh epic numbers!!!!!!!!!!meds now
>>143027712What’s the symbolism of 699 again?
>>143027703>>143027744it's field hockey not ice hockey
>>143027701>>143027711>>143027727There is still a Race Walk category, however it's been shortened to 20km. It's no longer 50km. Starts August 1sthttps://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/athletics?day=1-august
>>143027756Save it for 3000 they can play the 300 movie on 10 screens
>>143027789enshittification of everything around us
>>143027727If you want to read about it instead of just take our word as to why it was removed.https://www.corkathletics.org/news/1924-50km-race-walk-dropped-from-paris-2024.html>>143027789That's not the death march, though.
So, when is loli skateboard?
>>143027703>>143027744
>>143027807>gender balanced competitiongod damn it.
>>143027826https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/gridClick on the event you want
>>143027699>continues to blasphemy in hopes of swaying othersYoull be
>>143027843>28 JulySo Sunday, how nice.
>>143027869Judged
>looked at /b/ for the first time in like 10 years>Theres a thread of porn addicted BBC gooners Zoomers are weirder than us
>>143027887it's not zoomers it's JIDF and DoDthis website's been compromised by them for ages
>>143027869>but muh ancient hebrew war god is gonna be butthurt at you!!!!!!!!!!
>>143027415If she chokes again she's done for. I went to Walmart today and they don't even have her on all the new Olympic coke stands.
>>143027920she can stand on my Olympic sized coke iykwim haha
>>143027946haha
Can you watch on youtube tv after it already happened?
>>143027830lmao
>>143028037you should be able to if you're American i thinki saw it was broadcast on there but couldn't watch without a VPN
The part of the orange suit guy dancing with the Eiffel tower in the background was kino
>>143027830wtf is the point of those pads, that's ridiculous
>>143028287The ball is hard, like a billiard ball. A girl I knew in HS played & got her nose broken by one lol
Does anyone know who this is?
>>143027391Did God punish them with the heavy rain?
>>143027148Isn't because they didn't waste money on some white elephant stadium and made use of cross cuts to different dramatic locations? It's obviously mainly intended for watching on tv anyway.
>>143027598>>143027605>>143027613Checks out.
>>143026999So is this live or what?
