Today's Schedule - All times in Paris Time CEST (GMT+2)>Artistic Gymnastics11:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 1)15:30 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 2)20:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 3)>Badminton08:30 - All singles and doubles14:00 - All singles and doubles19:30 - All singles and doubles>Basketball (Men's)11:00 - Australia x Spain13:30 - Germany x Japan17:15 - France x Brazil21:00 - Greece x Canada>Beach Volleyball (Men's)14:00 - USA x Cuba15:00 - Sweden x Australia19:00 - Brazil x Morocco23:00 - Italy x Qatar>Beach Volleyball (Women's)18:00 - China x Australia22:00 - USA x Canada>Boxing15:30 - Women's 54kg Preliminary17:06 - Men's 63.5kg Preliminary17:38 - Men's 80kg Preliminary20:00 - Women's 54kg Preliminary 20:48 - Women's 60kg Preliminary21:36 - Men's 63.5kg Round of 3222:08 - Men's 80kg Round of 32>Canoe Slalom15:00 - Men's Canoe Single16:00 - Women's Kayak Single>Cycling Road14:30 - Women's Individual Time Trial16:32 - Men's Individual Time Trial>Diving11:00 - Women's Sync 3m Springboard Final>Equestrian09:30 - Dressage (Team and Individual)>Fencing10:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 64)10:25 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 64)10:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 32)12:30 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 32)14:10 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 16)15:00 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 16)15:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 8)16:15 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 8)19:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Semifinals)19:50 - Men's Sabre Individual (Semifinals)20:40 - Women's Épée Individual (Bronze)21:05 - Men's Sabre Individual (Bronze)21:30 - Women's Épée Individual (Final)21:55 - Men's Sabre Individual (Final)>Football (Men's)15:00 - Argentina x Iraq15:00 - Dominican Rep. x Spain17:00 - Ukraine x Morocco17:00 - Uzbekistan x Egypt19:00 - New Zealand x USA19:00 - Israel x Paraguay21:00 - France x Guinea21:00 - Japan x Mali(continue...)
>>143027012>Handball (Men's)09:00 - Spain x Slovenia 11:00 - Hungary x Egypt14:00 - Croatia x Japan16:00 - Norway x Argentina19:00 - Germany x Sweden21:00 - Denmark x France>Hockey (Men's)10:00 - Great Britain x Spain 10:30 - Belgium x Ireland12:45 - Netherlands x South Africa13:15 - Australia x Argentina17:00 - Germany x France 17:30 - India x New Zealand>Hockey (Women's)19:45 - Argentina x USA20:15 - Netherlands x France>Judo10:00 - Women's -48kg and Men's -60kg Elimination16:00 - Women's -48kg and Men's -60kg Finals>Rowing09:00 - Men's Single Sculls10:12 - Women's Single Sculls11:30 - Men's Double Sculls12:00 - Women's Double Sculls12:30 - Men's Quadruple Sculls12:50 - Women's Quadruple Sculls>Rugby (Men's)14:30 - New Zealand x Argentina15:00 - Ireland x USA15:30 - South Africa x France16:00 - Fiji x Australia16:30 - Japan x Uruguay17:00 - Samoa x Kenya18:00 - 7th place match18:30 - 5th place match19:00 - Bronze medal match19:45 - Gold medal match>Shooting09:00 - 10m Air Rifle Mixed Team Qualification10:30 - 10m Air Pistol Men's Qualification10:30 - 10m Air Rifle Mixed Team Final12:30 - 10m Air Pistol Women's Qualification14:15 - 10m Air Rifle Women's Pre-Event Training16:00 - 10m Air Rifle Men's Pre-Event Training>Skateboarding12:00 - Men's Street Preliminary17:00 - Men's Street Final>Surfing19:00 - Men's Round 123:48 - Women's Round 1(continues...)
>>143027051>Swimming11:00 - Women's 100m Butterfly11:12 - Women's 400m Freestyle11:30 - Men's 100m Breaststroke11:45 - Men's 400m Freestyle12:15 - Women's 4x100 Freestyle Relay12:26 - Men's 4x100 Freestyle Relay20:30 - Women's 100m Butterfly Semifinals20:42 - Men's 400m Freestyle Final20:52 - Women's 400m Freestyle Final21:12 - Men's 100m Breaststroke Semifinals21:34 - Women's 4x100 Freestyle Relay Final21:44 - Men's 4x100 Freestyle Relay Final>Table Tennis15:00 - Singles (Men and Women) and Mixed Doubles20:00 - Singles (Men and Women)>Tennis12:00 - Men's and Women's Singles and Doubles (44 matches thru the day)19:00 - Men's Doubles and Women's Single>Volleyball (Men's)09:00 - Japan x Germany 13:00 - Italy x Brazil17:00 - Poland x Egypt21:00 - USA x Argentina>Water Polo (Women's)14:00 - Netherlands x Hungary15:35 - Greece x USA18:30 - Spain x France20:05 - Australia x China
>>143027012shameless self bump
>>143027012>>143027051>>143027070>watches like 4 of these Why is everything today?
>>143027012Fencing looks the most kino today
Skateboarding is on the first day this time?
How entertaining are shooting and fencing to watch?
Loli Skateboard tomorrow!
>>143027012Bumb, thanks BRanon
>>143028228Shooting the exciting one is men’s 25m. Fencing, Sabre and foil
I was working on something like this, thanks BRbro. Here's a list of the medal events and times, in case someone wants them isolated from the rest of the clusterfuck that tomorrow will be. Times are east coast USA (6 hours behind Paris) and taken from the Olympics website.10m Team Air Rifle 4:30amWomen's 3m Synchronized Diving 5amWomen's Cycling Individual Time Trial 8:30amJudo matches (men 60kg women 48kg) 10amMen's Cycling Individual Time Trial 10:32amSkateboarding Men's Street Final 11amMen's Rugby 1:45pmMen's 400m Freestyle Swimming 2:42pmFencing medal matches start at 3:05pm, staggered men's sabre and women's epeeWomen's 4x100m Freestyle Relay 3:34pm
what are the best pirated stream sites tho?
>>143028698Just pay the couple bucks a year for mullvad and watch like the cbc or Eurosport free stream
>>143027051>Hockey>IndiaIs the team comprised of Canadians?
shitty time format
>>143028731it is a fake version of hockey played on grass, and it isn't lacrosse. the IOC made it up so poorfag countries would feel included and get to win something. it's basically povertyball but with a stick and a smaller ball.
>Artistic Gymnasticsthis some zesty shit?
>>143028627Skateboarding is this morning?
Did they get rid of rock climbing already?
>>143027012had to go to bed so I didn't get to see who the assassin's creed guy wasalso no clue who this is but looks like a lady to me, is it joan d'arc?
>>143028775Field Hockey?
>>143028698It's all free here. Check if you have access to the CBC online coverage. Usually it's not geoblocked.
>>143028796Men's street qualifications start at 6 am eastern and the finals are at 11am. Womens street is on Sunday. The park events are next weekend.
yellow fever bros what are watching
>>143027012>>143027051>>143027070Thank you
any brits here know how to get eurosport working in an external player?
what we watching today? badminton in 5mins and nothing else on so i guess that at first
BADMINTON IS UP!>BADMINTON IS UP!BADMINTON IS UP!>BADMINTON IS UP!BADMINTON IS UP!>BADMINTON IS UP!BADMINTON IS UP!>BADMINTON IS UP!BADMINTON IS UP!>BADMINTON IS UP!BADMINTON IS UP!>BADMINTON IS UP!
>>143029525when does goodminton start?
>>143028212Only mens (loliboard is tomorrow) the 2nd skateboard event is like 2 weeks from now.
>>143029536never because badminton is a shit sport
>>143029539Kys pedo
alright lads lets get this shit started
Do only Asians play badminton?
>china vs china
>>143029541lose some weight you fat fuck
this is faster than i remember from high school gym class....
why is cbc's badminton stream interlaced
>>143029541wtf is wrong with a little bit of loliboard?
our token asian is literally paid by the ccp to throw this game
we're getting battered....
WE GOT ONE
didnt even realize this was mixed because the other chink looks like a boy
>>143029614All pedos should be chemically castrated
>>143029638>>143029633WE GOT TWO
>>143029652MAKE IT THREE
Slovenia vs Spain and France vs Denmark should be a fun watch today when it comes to handball. Guys you should watch it, it's a great sport.
>wang dong
>>143029663Ding Bang Ow
>>143028824August 5-7https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/sport-climbing?day=5-august
>>143029671Sum Ting Won
>>143027012thank you bro
did nbc always do this? im getting content overload is this how zoomers watch shit?
>>143029679thats what you get for being cheap.
>>143029679Seems rather lazy, they should be separate. Also why the fuck does the stream keep cutting to a standby screen.
>>143029679ever since nbc bought the olympic tv rights its been dog shit. Free illegal streams are better
>>143029642Stop coping. I'll see you in the thread.
>>143029679I like it this way. It's easy enough to just focus on /our/ match.
>>143029679idk call me an adhd zoomer but I kinda like it. Better than having to keep multiple streams open
>>143029698Can I get a link? CBC is ok
>>143029541out of 10!
>>143029693>Also why the fuck does the stream keep cutting to a standby screen.I thought it was only me. NBC is so dogshit my god
>>143029715https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6458103
>>143029679See I can watch the other chinks now that ours are on a timeout.
do you guys think the mixed couples fuck in the olympic village
>>143029693>Also why the fuck does the stream keep cutting to a standby screen.French adds they didn't buy
>>143029736Village has long been known as a nonstop orgy.
>>143029727I meant the CBC stream is ok, but wanted to see the free streams, because the CBC are only showing one match and this trend will probably continue across other games
Actual chinks are smashing the yank chinks
These are not even finals, calm your zoomie ass and watch one match.
>>143029736they got 300,000 condoms for the village...
>>143027012Going against the chinks in every round. Come on Algeria and Azerbaijan!!
>>143029747Do you think gold medalists only fuck other goldies?
Been 3 years, lads. I missed these 4AM olympics threads.
>>143029736Oh I see. This was why Australia was, out of alphabetical order, on a boat with Zambia and Zimbabwe for some reason.Luckily, we already play cricket with these countries so it's just amusing that France would love to force shit rather than let things naturally happen for the sake of some psyop or some shit.It's rather pathetic. Then again, they likely went:>oh fleeing Zimbabweans and Zambians moved to Australia>well this ought to humiliate them now LOLAfter they were literally genocided out of those countries.
does anybody have a link for the celine dion performance?
>>143029782Same. It’s very comfy and I’m glad it’s in a time zone that works for me now compared to Tokyo. >>143029789https://youtu.be/SpeqPG85o5s?si=uhW3mWl3dFmFXP-0
is there any way to do this in MAX? >>143029679
>>143029785>for some reason.It was because the French put the next olympic hosts last. Australia is 2032 host and USA hosts 2028.
>>143029789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggwGSzzrAT4&ab_channel=Eurosport
>>143029776Usain Bolt partied with an entire Swedish volleyball team, none of whom had a medal.
>>143029750https://olympicstreams.co/live/olympic-2024-streamuse an adblocker, this site has legit streams but popups every click
This badminton will tide me over til Judo. I wanna see the competitors from Mauritius and Suriname. In Judo there's q South African woman named WHITEBOOI so I want to see her wreck some gooks
>>143029807They always come up with some convoluted reason to put us towards the end to keep the ad dollars flowing. I guarantee the 2028 parade will be Greece-purely alphabetical-USA.
can someone please post a piracy link
>>143029841Dude do you have eyes?>>143029817
>>143029817This is great, thanks.
>chink looks like a dude>called HE
>>143029817Based Moonbro, thanks.
Handball started. Please watch our sport!
What to watch today bros?
>>143029865who is favorite to win this match? no idea about this sport
>>143029807But in between?What?What is Zambia next?This makes no sense.>>143029827>ad revenueYeah true, we are a big team and have a big audience.
>>143029865No.
Rowing Men's Singles Sculls about to start
ROWING IS UP
>>143029867Strong recommend for SPA-SLO handball :D
won't be watching a single sport fuck the olympics
WHEN LEON MARCHAND
I just wanted to say I had no idea rugby matches were so short, they were fun to watch the other day.
>>143029867Watching some volleyball before Judo starts
Who has the best coverage, and individual streams?Im not dealing with >>143029679 with a singular fucking audio stream.
>>143029868Spain and it's not even close. They've beaten us in the olympic qualifying match for 10+ goals I think.
>>143029871The fuck are you chimping out about? Australia was after Zambia and Zimbabwe, ahead of USA. The French wanted to highlight the next hosts. It's not some delusional grand conspiracy to promote racemixing you retarded faggot.
>>143029872Handball is getting more and more popular in Netherlands tho. You have quite a good mens team, and womans team is even better.
Looking at the gold odds for mens volleyball is pretty neat, fairly balanced across the board.
rowing is fucking gay
>>143029867Dancing horses!
I don't see any shooting stream on Eurosport.Please don't tell me it's gonna be like archery..
why does that one rower get a gold boat and the others get shitty boats
is USA competing in anything right now? is the dressage final coming up next or is that a preliminary?
Very nice attack and opening GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL from Slovenia :D
>>143029914ok, i won't tell you that
>>143029919He got the season pass
>>143029919Bought battle pass
>>143028627>rifledon't they use fucking laser guns now since europe is so beta about guns? i think i remember reading that. even airguns are so pussified its embarrassing.
>>143029877Is it high quality game?So I would see handball at its best?
>>143029867Beach volleyball of course
>>143029921Getting annihilated by Chinks in Badminton doubles right now
going to bed soon to wake up in time to watch the skateboarding final
>>143029914on max I can see one stream starting in 1h15min, so the team finalqualifications and pre-event trainings not streamed it seems
>>143029933Spain is world ranking 8th so you'll likely see Spain dominate Slovenia
>>143029933Spa-Slo will be a decent match. If you want to watch PEAK HANDBALL you should watch Denmark vs France later tonight though.
>>143029932AR-15s in LA???
>>143029921They're playing against china in badmiton right now
are we all just watching ongiong voverage rn? Want to make sure im not missing some gamethread while watching these dorks row
>>143029939>going to bedIt’s 8am anon. It’s wake up time for Olympic fun
if you guys want the local schedule in your timezone the official olympic site automatically converts to your local time, and has each event fore the day listed chronologicallypretty handyhttps://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/27-july
>>143029959the american coach is korean and is coaching two chinese players in heavily accented english
new zealand just won rowing and the indian rower is nowhere to be seen
>when i stay up all night to watch the olympics and then remember how boring 90% of these events arefucking rowing... and then they find all the ways to turn 1 event into 12>singles rowing 3 meter boat>singles 5 mete>doubles 4>doubles 8>quad rowing etc etc
>>143029984he's rowing straight through to the asylum office
>>143029980Do you have to login for BBC?
the boat parade did look good once it got dark
>>143029936doesn't count because if we actually cared about badminton and our best NBA players played that instead we'd dominate. :>
>>143029996No it's just geoblocked
since im an american with peacock does that mean i dont have to fuckj with vpn bullshit this time around?
china vs usa in the badminton before bed
>>143030012not so fast, they keep blasting ads
>>143030018>>143029983>>143029980badminton is hype dude
>>143029955kek you can still own the libtard version of an ar15. >lets add this thing to it and then its not deadly :DDDbritbongs have to use bolt action ar15s, think god we're not there yet
>>143029955Just people shooting handguns horizontally at the side of houses
badminton is a really fun sport to play
Enjoy a view of the Seine River
>>143030034I want them to use these in LA instead of the gay looking custom built 22s that serve no purpose in life other than target competitions.>>143030040You get it.
>>143029948>>143029953Thanks bros
>>143030046isnt it just volleyball with a tiny thing and tennis rackets
>>143030046is pickleball an event? thats fun as fuck and easy. i played that in rehab and within a day was dominating and i absolutely suck massive black dick trying to play tennis
>>143030057volleyball is really hard to play though
>>143030046Agreed. Used to love playing it at school cause all the try hards would pick footie but badminton was always comfy. I should start playing again..
us bros our chinks are losing...
>>143030057the 'thing' is a shuttle cock. i always giggle when someone says it hehehe :D
Spain is playing really lazy and sloppy handball
>US badmitton is just cast off chinese vs natyive chinese
>>143030071pretty sure they're dogshit compared to the field to begin with, they were like +20000 for gold
>>143030086taiwan vs teipei
The main channel in the US is showing rowing
this lanky chinaman
Why can't they just fullscreen the usa vs china match since it's the only one onfucking idiots
>>143030071their chinks are the 2 seed
>>143030071Your girl has major Asian princess vibes, I bet she only started played at Yale. The little Chinese lesbian is a gun.
>>143030066if i were rich or retired id pick some ridiculous obsure sport like badminton or curling or doubles luge just cause there can't be more than 5 people in the country who do that. glitch to get on the olympic team and sniff sweaty athletic girls. id probably the one kicked out of the dorm for creeping around the laundry room trying to get dirty socks and panties while everyone else is at the opening ceremony.
>>143030063pickeball is a globalist psyop
We're more of a football country
>>143030086like table tennis
>>143030107>The little Chinese lesbian is a gun.probably roided to the gills and transsexual, wouldn't surprise me as chingchong China is a retarded megalomaniac dictatorship :D
Amerikeks can't play badminton lol
Why does the COVERAGE WILL RESUME thing pop up every 20 seconds?
>>143030110is lechery a sport?
>>143030112tennis is literally the sport of globalist elites. pickleball is the white trash version.
We are leading by two goals stop the match!!!!
>>143030124nbc doesn't know how to do anything correctly.
>>143030095That's good. Water sports are the best part of the Olympics imo, pool or outdoors. Excited to see ledecky vs the chinese girls today in the 400 free
>>143029943Yeah but according to the official schedule qualifications were meant to start at 9
I forget, is badminton also Chinawinslol? Or a different Asian country?
>>143030134RARE!
>>143030124nbc is retardedthey had fucking kelly clarkson and peyton manning commentating during the opening ceremony
good morning east coasters. what's for breakfast to watch during the first medal events?
>>143030134Shut the FUCK up jefferstein
>>143030134What happens if the Seine has too much poo still by Tuesday?
it's literally midnight and im watching rowing
>>143030136last olympics a dane won men single but yeah generally is china vs chinese inmigrants
Welp it was fun while it lasted.
>>143030136Chinawins is expected
>>143030153Glowie or teen?>>143030161They said there's a possibility the triathlon could become a biathlon
>>143030122i think china shouldn't be allowed to compete in certain sports cause they literally abuse their kids. they'll stick them in some gymnastics school at 3 and that becomes their entire life whether they want to or not. shit is fucked. boggles my mind how a country takes this shit so seriously. something about communism. the east germans and soviets were notorious for state sponsored doping kek.
>>143030168were all badmitton chads here
>>143030161gotta play the ball where it lands
>>143030124Commercial breaks
>>143028627are there any americans in the diving event? thats the only semi interesting thing until swimming. and whos the favorite in swimming this year? anyone like a phelps whos been dominating lately?
>>143030161are they swimming in it??
>>143030124It's not just commercial breaks cause they sometimes happen only for like 5 secondsI assume NBC's feed is just fucked up
>>143030199Usually if it isn't us it's the Aussies that are winning right?
>>143030207Yeah for the triathlon
>>143030188no way they are like every 10 seconds at random
>>143030178>something about communismThey want to beat le ebil capitalist west at all costs
Rowing and volley ball here.
>>143030136chinese always had a strategy (until recently) of focusing on non athletic events where they didn't have to compete against whites or blacks. they've been roiding hard for a couple olympics though so suddenly are competitive in a few others.
>>143030207That was the plan but they are over the allowed amount of e.coli.
>>143030168>midnightyeah haha good thing it's not 3AM haha
Owari da
>>143030230Remember how they were skillfully trained in tripping people during speedskating, and actually won?
>>143030199USA, China and Great Britain are competing.
>>143030188its happening way too frequewntly for it to just be for tide commecials. I imagine theyre having technically difficulties and still ironing the kinks. if this is happening during beach volleyball I will kill someone.
DRESSAGE CHADS WW@
>>143030178>something about communisIt's because dictatorships use sports as a propaganda arena, the message is:>Look at our magnificent superhuman athletes! Stop resisting and join us! Same reason why Russia wants to be included in sports too.
Putin destabilizing the west by paying people to shit in the river
>>143030230More like nobody else even bothers trying to defeat them in the sports China completely dominates.
the diving will be good later i shant be watching ill be asleep
>>143030238Haikyu s not real...
>>143030254Nice
Too many sports to watch
>>143030267well /spee/, is he?
>>143030267is an horse a athlete?
>>143030254>>143030267>Greg :D
>>143030254Was it last Olympics where that horse ruined that girls life?
>>143030278the olympic experience
why do half of the badminton girls look like dykes
Anime bros we're so back
The superior chinese training program
These early rounds are grim like damn bitch how did you qualify?
>>143030286what happened?
>>143030292I find that any women's team sport end up with players sleeping with each other.
HORSE BROS LETS GOOOOOOO
>>143030299god i wish that were me
>>143030299giwtwm
>>143029886That is NOT rugby!
>>143030216where are Hinata and Kageyama when you need them?
>>143030299Like a couple who are just bored and going through the motions
>>143030311we ride
NICKEL
>>143030254I could never get into horsedance. Kinda lame tbqh senpai
>>143030311should i watch team or individual
>10 year old olympianI wish i was born in a good family.
>>143030307A girl had to ride a horse she wasn't familiar with and the horse did as it pleased while she cried the whole time.
>>143030255Hey, I just watched that
>>143030333>>10 year old olympianwat?
>>143030267Fucking loved /ourlad/ Sainty Boy. One of the best moments of the Tokyo. Making that German bitch cry non stop was kino and allowed a UK gold medal. Thanks Sainty!
>>14303030They can be really predatory environments, straight girls get bullied alot
Spainsisters...
This Russian badminton girl is very qt
>>143030351maybe the horse is 10 years old? I assumed it was the jockey.i dont retract my statement in any case
>>143030369Remember, no Russian.
is this what rich people do every day
anyone know why all the skateboarders are like 14 years old
>>143030213yep. there was some good european swimmer not too long ago iirc. one of the smaller countries like croatia i think
>>143030213Usually, we tend to dominate in swimming and pool based events. Not always of course, exceptions like Phelps exist, but Australia's big thing in the Olympics is usually swimming. Our qualifier events for selecting swimming athletes just last year or so got highlighted with minor furor in the media because apparently it was considered more grueling than the actual world championships and Olympics.
do you get extra points if the horse shits on the ground?
>>143030379never mind, she's EOR, a refugee
>>143030351A 14yo girl won gold at female skateboard 3 years ago, bro.
Rigged ref
>>143030247based. usa vs china always fun. but those little chinese people are always perfect divers it seems. divings a fun event just to see someone fuck up really bad.
this badminton arena is pretty nice
Is the horse or the rider who is 10 years old ?
CBC casters keep fellating Germany in volley ball
Anons out west are lucky. Surfing starts after midnight here
>>143030383Because its easier to land tricks with a small body
>>143030410the horse
cmon japannnn
>>143030383they only live to 20
>>143030383for skateboard if you're lighter/smaller you can jump higher, since you weigh less
>>143030383Because its a "sport" made for children
>>143030400Oh yeah the nul pointes bellyflop
>>143030328Magnificent athlete
>>143030254next olympics they will have hobbyhorse. because clownworld always winsspeaking of clownworld are any men with dicks allowed to compete in womens events this year? is that male swimmer that set all those records there? fuck i hope so, that would genuinely be hilarious to see the seething while trying not to say anything
I hope this guy wins us a gold in this retarded horse non-sport again.
>5 goals from penaltiesyeah i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
olympic dodgeball when
My stream dont even work dammit
i love the old british lady badminton commentary
japan comeback baby
ngl bros i don't think this horse semen slurping sport is for me
>>143030379cake is a lie xD
what u watching ladsfor me its Japan Germany volleyball
>>143030454Americans should be allowed to compete in SUVs instead
>>143030383past olympics USA was the country who had 20yo+ hags and all of them got fucking 0.0 scores, kek.
EQUESTRIAN IS ON BROS
>>143030454you have to pick a horse and follow it for a while then the semen to becomes more palatable
>>143030463gonna take a shit and watch fencing
>>143030466overlanding would be more exciting
>>143030415>>143030427What about the men's side?
im not sure about the paris flame logo looks pretty cheap
very simply, what should i be looking for for a "good" dressage performance. and what constitutes an error? i feel clueless rn
japaobros...
>tfw on 42 hour kratom and nicotine bender and just hallucinated
russian AIN chad killing his rowing heat
sick spike
I missed the opening ceremony. Is it as bad as everyone says oe was the gay stuff only a little part I can fast forward over?
woooooooooo
>>143030504EL VAR SINSO
>>143030504hey that looks familiar
>wake up>olympics is onyes my bros YES
>>143030532you can fast forward through the gay stuff but then you'll miss the whole show
>>143030490Five judges evaluate all of the riders' and horses' movements and certain transitions on a zero to 10-point scale (for example, 0 is "not executed," 5 is "sufficient" and 10 is "excellent"). Aside from the judged movements, the judges also award four "collective" marks for freedom and regularity of the paces; the impulsion of the horse; the submission of the horse; and the position and form of the rider. Each collective mark is awarded from 0 to 10.
>>143030478Nta, but why horse and not rider? I know fuck all about Equestrian
Watching the Malaysian K-pop clones vs Singapore traditional Chinese badminton teams is interesting
>6:54:95>6:54:96IT'S JUST THAT EASY
>>143030554thanks anon. the music and venue is very patrician im having fun
>>143030558horse is the actual olympic athlete
>>143030541We have a very good volleyball mans team who can beat anybody, but for some reason we always lose to Japan. It's so wierd they are our cryptonite.
>>143030560that's chink style not korean
>Gordon Ramsey interviewing an athleteoff to a weird start here
the olympics is only 16 days long
These japs just don't got the height.Sad
>>143030369shes fuckin beautiful
Singapore badminton girl lowkey qt
>>143030588This! I thought it was at least a month long competition. WTF
>>143030578Yeah you're right, Koreans would go for a perm
get b l o c k e d
>>143030588Should be a month
>>143030589How would 6 Ohtanis do?
PLease cheer for my boy chetraro. thx>0 jpy have been deposited into your account.
>>143030625>He does it for free
>>143030532its worse than you think. there were some aesthetic parts but 90% of it was LGBTQP+ demon propaganda and blacked
I NEED MORE MONITORS
uh oh the horse is fucking up
i like badminton
why was this kino sport removed so long ago?
nice
I could make that Russian lady not a refugee anymore
women fencing kino time
>>143030656people would die
WHEN DOES FEMALE OLYMPICS START? I WILL TAKE OFF WORK FOR IT.
Referring to athletes as nations upsets my autism
The little houses look pretty comfy ngl
>>143030666EXCUSE ME I MEANT GYMNASTICS
>>143030662Also Judo
>>143030664really? how
that was sick by japan
Haikyu is alive again
Fred Sirieix doing a punditry bit on bbcHis daughter is competing for Britain in the diving
volleyball is so kino bros
Volleyball: Japan BROS
japan is so back
im not watching mens volleyball thats gay
Is the first medal event shooting?
>>143030725i jerk off to so much womens volleyball it makes my dick weird
>>143030725But Matt Anderson is so handsome
>>143030725No. Sucking off all the players would be gay.
>>143030726You people always miss the most important shots
>leave japan to me
SWORD BROS
>>143030726YesThen diving in an hour
>>143030753The CIA has been notified of your beliefs.
wtf is oly write olympics in the OPfucking took me a while to find thisanyways what's everyone watching, judo in 2 mins
>>143030748What? My hs volleyball coach said it was for team building
>rowing is a sport
>>143030426Gravity is lower for them, some can even fly but that is considered cheating.
Why the fuck is there THIS many sports in a single day. I dont remember it being this packed in other olympics. Maybe im just too old for this shit
Playing Marvel Rivals on one screen, watching Olympic on the other. Yeah, it’s comfy time.
Japan v Germany volleyball is good
>>143030790the first day is always like this
germany imploding holy shit
Judo kino timeTokyo got me so hooked on this sport its fucking intense
Japan is so back bros
>>143030758Is that annoying muslimoid woman still competing?
>keeps adding more sports>won't add more days
>>143030641Was Gojira good at least?
India bros...wtf is this shit
>>143030787If fucking riding on horsies is a sport so is rowing.
Damn I was really going for the Rhodesian rower Stephen Cox
Went out last night just after the metal band came on and I'm absolutely hanging. Tried to watch the rest when I got in but had to go to bed.I'm going to miss everything after lunchtime today as wellpls like and subscribe
>>143030816just buy another device, sir
best horse name so far?
RANDY MOSS IS THE COMMENTATOR? He sounds way too white to be Randy Moss
japan is cooking
how do third worlders get into fencing and bullshit
>>143030814Its so egregious, its almost fun to watch.You cant miss it
JUST LIKE A WAVIN FLAG
>>143030810They have to pretend these people are still all plumbers with jobs to go back to.
Why do whites want to represent nigger nations who hate them.
>>143030814probably the best parthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJowjYixfEs
Japan on the up. CBC casters are not fellating Japan at all like they were for Germany.
GAMBATE
>>143030841once you earn enough money you become white
is judo just wrestling
could i start with judo at 30+ just for fun or will i demolish my body?
How is Japan so good at volleyball
>>143030876mainly grappling, takedown, some wrestling
>>143030876Its wrestling, without the gay parts of wrestling
>>143030854you know why
Can't find where to watch shit bros, I just wanted to see the Shooting Final before going to sleep... and maybe some horsies, honestly there should be a shooting category while on horses.
>>143030876I really wish you hadn't found this thread.
ah sweet.. another olympics being shown on paywalled tv channels with commercials every 10 minutes...
Fencing never fails to look stupid
>>143030882Just make sure you start off fighting children and you'll be ok
>>143030854christcucks, we've only been donating food to africa for 100 years, somehow they're still starving , but don't worry they're helping first result when I googled her is an interview with "jesmond parish church"
>>143030882it's over
>>143030882only if youre trans
>>143030899ur gay LOL
>>143030902there's a link itt for free streams you fucker
>>143030902mannen det kostar 89kr så har du en månad
i switched to fencing and theres too many matches to pay attention to at once its kind of distracting
US just beat China in Judo
>>143030383People wouldn't watch it otherwise.
KNEEL TO USA CHINA
>>143030854-She is not good enough to represent her actual country-Nobody else does Rowing in Uganda
U S A
>>143030944fuck yeah, that's for badminton
IPPON STATUS?
She is looks nice.But she hates France.
germany looks really mad
this is a lot of fencing...
Really nobody else saw the white zimbabwean at rowing?
>>143030895just use the nipbro links >>143029817
a-anyone watching the hockeygb vs spain
japanbros....
>>143030854I also just found out she's literally working for kitboga, the guy who calls indian scammers all day and trolls them lmaohttps://www.linkedin.com/in/kathleen-grace-noble
>>143030971sex
>>143030980White Zimbabweans and Namibians aren't all that rare, especially the latter
>>143030964>But she hates France.just like everyone
>>143030991hockey is not a summer game. get out of here with that BULLSHIT
>>143030971lHot
>>143030999kek based
is fencing muted or just my machine
holy shit that skill from spain in the hockey gees
>>143031007Any white Zambians these games you reckon?
>>143030999lmao actually true
let him cook nowlet him cooooooook
>>143031022no audio from me.
>>143030999damn she's based as fuck
>>143031007Are you a real Ethiopian or you're just there for the job?
give link pls
Judo just looks like Ju-Jitsu with more rules.
damn korea got mogged
>>143031047peacocktv.com :)
>>143031039this is not good
the most relaxing audio atm has to be the equestrian.how do you deal with multiple audio sources for all the streams. differing volume levels? mute all minus one?
>>143031046It's a candian pajeet, newfag.
>>143031046The former. But we get white Namibians here at the flight school.
I think Judo should be done naked
Germany chocked
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
GB 1 - SPAIN 0
>>143031073Germbros, not like this
this judo commentator is always so good, got me into it last olympics and still pumping out kino
>>143031078I think Judo should be done naked, oiled up, and winner wins by putting fingers in the opponents asshole
germans are too tall to play volleyball its a huge disadvantage
>>143031073Volleyball is soulless when it’s not played on sand
>>143031078they're naked under their clothes
first medal event in 15 bingsair rifle final
nishida and ishikawa carrying
what a serve
>Tara Babulfathcute
>>143031078Isn't grabbing the robe a big part of it?
1-0 TEAM GB IN THE HOCKEY
why are the Germans speaking English?
>only one cable channel showing events>fucking dressage
>>143031094>made for pre adolescent gender transition
>>143030980I used to know a white zimbabwean lassPretty racist but her stories about life in zimbabwe and why she left explained why
>>143031101Gay fake rifles
Get a MX VPN and watch the games on claro sports on YouTube
>>143031105I would never tap out
>>143031094Cute
>>143031129I love Clairo!
>>143031105giwtwm
why am i looking this horse meme
>>143031069stop lying jeet boy
qt3.14 in audience
>tune into "double sculls">its rowing with solo ridershuh?
>japanese milfs in the audience
>>143031141horsey dancing is based
>>143031141it's strangely mesmerizing. horses are just pretty animals
>>143028698eurosport for all events is like literally 3.99 bro
Whatchu be snackin'?Me? I'm just having water. I'm fasting this weekend.
>>143030987It doesn't seem to work for me ;_;
Countries cheering guide >1 UK (homeland)>2 USA (residence)>3 South Africa, Zimbabwe, Namibia (lived in)>4 anyone competing against China, Taiwan, Viet Nam, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, South Korea, Indonesia, and the Philippines >5 former UK colonies >6 Netherlands and Denmark>7 Central Asian and Turkic nations >8 South Pacific nations >9 if none of the above apply, cheer against the Frenchman
MARIIIIIIIIIAAAA SAY IT LOUD AND THERE'S MUSIC PLAYINGsay it soft and it's almost like praying
>>143031168good luck on the fast yuinon
>>143030895Claro sports on YouTube
>>143031171didn't work for me when I had a vpn on
>>143031168having water, waiting for lunch to be readyfeeling like getting hot chip
>>143031150idk what indians did for everyone on the Internet to become obsessed with them all of a sudden
germany actually choked hard this set lmao
>>143031173FIXED:1. USA2. Japan
GB 2 - Spain 0
>>143031171Set a good addblocker onWhen the timer start just ignore it and immediately click on the X Play the video
>>143031201i shidded
How do you tell if your athlete is doing well in equestrian?
SHOOTING IS UP!!!FIRST MEDAL EVENT OF THE OLYMPICS
who /crew/ here?
So far the two best events have been Judo and Rowing
>>143031222why are they wearing steampunk cosplay
>>143031211EASY
>>143031222USA must be OP
>>143031206our volleyballers are all just flamed-out handball players. They are all shit.
>>143031222>shootingAmerican sport?
>>143031168Also not snacking because snacks are bad.
WE'RE WINNING AT EVENTINGonly 55 more horses to go
>>143031173This but reversedFuck the anglos
>>143031168last night's rum and coke
ishikawa is anime
>>143031168I have a HUGE bag of cheap brand tortilla chips
japan qt sub 1 minute ippon with just one eye
This Japanese lady is fucking up the Brazilian after she poked her in the eye in Judo
>>143031124Did she ever take BBC?
What is this split screen shit, NBC? You too cheap to have separate streams?
>>143030439globalists aren't remotely based enough to include something as incredible as hobby horse
>>143031187Claro doesn't have the Horses on stream, bro.
Damn our girl got destroyed.Unlucky to face off against a japanese in judo right in the first round
>>143031258Strangely they have seperate feeds on my hulu live tv package
>>143031168Finishing up a Costco pizza I got yesterday. I ran 15 miles yesterday but still had almost no appetite.
>>143030816you need to email them your credit card number and identification directly sir
>>143031257doubt itshe was fat and ugly but a good laugh desu
>Whitebooi
>>143031234From what I learned from CGDCT manga, shooting clothes are stiff to limit unwanted movements.
>>143031271USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>143031279She got thrown Ryu style
>>143031271no wonder we aren't in this, that's not a real gun
handball ref turbo cute ngl
>>143031289You aight whitebooi
>>143031271looks cool
>>143031289you mad whitebooi
THIS NIGGAS NAME IS WHITEBOI LOL
chinese girl in shooting is sex
>>143031302kek
got hockey, shooting and badmington on
>>143031310damn I'm supporting china?
>>143031310shooter girls are super cutewish they would shoot me
>>143030814that was the only good part. and i literally mean the only good part. it was the ONLY act of the entire show that didn't have a flamboyant gay. an interracial plot or a trans person in it. im not exaggerating. ok maybe the handicap break dancer... but thats it.
>>143031310god i wish she'd shoot me in the dick
>>143031271watching
>>143031330the absolute STATE of rowing
>>143031330Look at him go
>>143031310I like how they're all deep in meditation
>>143031267Is not on youtube but it is on www.clarosports.com
Judo is really fun to watch, don't miss out, anons.
>>143031330kek
>>143031330will he take the gold?
>>143031222is USA competing?
>>143031330shit entry too much splash
>>143031187This one work but no horsies... but I think I found the shooting one, nice.
bro did the sui
>shootingwhat's with the bald man with the stick?
FIRST MEDALS COMPETITION>>143030992>>143030992>>143030992
>>143031361no we lost
fuck is going on in shooting?
>>143031330early contender for webm of the olympics
>>143031267https://www.clarosports.com/olimpicos/paris-2024/eventos/
why is she so smug
going for the kazakhs
need new thread
esports should be in the Olympics
>>143031373thought this would be your best event
i don't understand so they had to invent these weird ass looking guns that have no application in real life just for this event?
>>143031412Just watch ESA/GDQ
>>143031416>small caliberUSA does not bother with it.
>>143030839El Mundo
shooting is so lame to watch
>0 caliber>no recoil>prop the rifle on your chest>still misswhat am i watching here
>>143031436>target shootingmore of a school shooting nation
Poker, chess and Fighting games(smash) should be in Olympics
>>143031424you would be surprised how many hunters still use bolt-action-rifles.
>shooting>no recoil
First qt athlete of the games?
>>143031458americans are more into mass shooting
>>143031473imagine giving her a barrett .50 hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Time to show brazilian judo is not as bad as it was in Tokyo (hopefully)
>>143031473The actual real qt's are tomorrow in skateboard
>>143031458Don't worry that'll be a sport at LA 2028
>This thread has been pruned or deletedozlympicbros....
It is my solemn duty to find the socials of pretty athletes and post their pics for y’all
>sad turkish tomboyoh boy
GREETINGS FROM KAZAKHSTAN!!!!
>>143031517cute
>>143031520she is gorgeous
>>143031520>tfw no zoomer shooter gfthe fbi has trooned all of ours out, it's not fair
that 10.9 was clutch
>>143031520she would be so digusted by my penis
>>143031527
>>143031520
>>143031527wait wait there’s too much happening
>>143031552
>>143031494just looked at the lineup. kino incoming.
>>143031570literally too small for her to hit
new thread pls
>>143031570hehe nice try bitch you'll never hit something so small
kazakhstan is btfo germany
>>143031644>>143031644>>143031644
so does janssen just hang around the village for sex now or what
new>>143031644>>143031644>>143031644
>>143031664there are other shooting competitions but some of the athletes might go home for a day since it's not far.
Australia will be destroyed by Spain
>>143030999kek
Did they just cancel skateboarding today?
