a safe space for AUSgods to discuss the lympics all sports can be watched live and free on james packers jew app
Holy fuck the nine website is AWFUL
>>143033119Aussie females
Thoughts on Tit Mouse?
Lads, Toby just posted
Kind of bored of swimming from the last 'lympics to tell you the truth
>>143033277Just saving some for the final m8
Ref trying to fuck us in the Basketball
i wish we were good at track and field rather than swimming
JUST CHOKED A DIVING MEDAL ON THE LAST DIVE THE CHOKING STARTS
>i can't dive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbVdyPZiOLM
>heh, just gotta dive into this pool and the medal is ours
just fucked josh giddey
>>143033503heeeyyyy cutie :3
fucking jannies mancant have anything nice
miss him lads
Haven't been watching. Are we losing?
>>143033540Better bring him back for Brisbane
>>143033503Crisp teenager
>>143033559Yeah we just choked a certain bronze on the last dive.
Speaking of Brisbane this is what their stadium for the Athletics will look like
thanks very much ausbros
Thanks for the medal ausbros
>>143033645embarrassing
>>143033669Get fuckdd
>>143033645we can only hope for the libs to do something better
just saw that last dive KEK
have those girls medalled before... do they have any more events ... i feel bad
i'm watching the handball
So it begins
>>143033778Bronze in 2016
Its over pozziespack up your shit and go home
>>143033794watching the horsies me
>>143033928I always forget you guys have to take the Welsh and Scots
PAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA
>>143034036they'd win gold in the unsynchronised diving event
>>143034036
>>143034063She better bring them back for the AFL
>>143033762lmfao
we’re choking in the basketball now as well
Can't believe we didn't pick Thybulle
since when do they play basketball in australia
we play better without dellavedova, he rushes around like a donkey and it sends everyone into a panic, spain had a guy hit like 4 uncontested 3s in a row
We’re a good chance at a medal in the rugby 7s after NZ and Argentina were knocked out
>>143034392melbourne has the most number one draft picks in the nba
>>143034392It's one of our most popular sports for kids
wild how almost every australian nba player grew up south of the barrassi line and played aussie rules
>called Winnington>wins
Half the bottle of Jack daniels is gone alreadyMy life is brilliant my love is pure
>>143034496i like me a nice bourbon in an old fashioned
Kaylee ad but she wasn't wearing glasses
imagine keira stephens giving you a wristy with her mangled hand
Are they shilling the horse sports again this year?
are next patty
>>143034645We can thank the NBLs popularity in the 90s for these talented young mixed race players we've got now
>>143034645great spelling mate
Remember when Cody Simpson wrangled his way onto the Olympic team?
remember when we didn’t have to shoehorn abo shit onto every piece of olympics kit
>>143034645grim
>>143034645is that his mumza?
>>143034719He made the Commonwealth Games not the Olympics
>>143034745Imagine how boong'd brisbane 2032 is gonna be.
When's Roy and HG on?
>>1430348214 hour welcome to country
>>143034821i would love a welcome to country before every event by a 1% abo oppressed zoomer
Might as well just rename this thread to /swimming/ general, because swimming is the only sport you stat padders have.Yeah go ahead and seethe, call me Mohammed or whatever. You know I'm right.
NZ welcome I assume?
>>143034821>Welcome to the Brisbane/Meanjin Olympics!
>>143035007Always
is this /cric/?
>>143034995keeek swedestan only won 4 golds at Tokyo
>>143035066GET THE FUCK OUT
>>143034821literally will not be called "Brisbane 2032" by the time it comes
>>143035066not until 2028
>>143034917they do a daily podcast on abchttps://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/radionational-drive/roy-and-hg-present-people-medals-cheese-/104148812
>>143034392Since Luc Longley
>>143035066>>143035082FUCK ME I NEARLY SPAT WINE ALL OVER MY SCREEN
>>143035121heh when i was young, these guys were old men, now i'm old and these guys are still old!
>>143034392We won a medal in 2020 mate
>>143035066wrong house m8. what did they order?
skateboarding and climbing aug 5-8th. finna stay up and watch it ALL.
business idea: reconciliation with the jannies (they must apologise first)
>>143035066DO THENEEDFUL
bouldering more like maldering
why the basketball have two uncut erect penises drawn on the floor
spain BTFO
>>143035250did the other thread get jannied?
timezone is SHIT
Wasn't there a guy who made a nice schedule last time?
>>143035302true, you have to spend a fortune to get enough tickets to win anything good
>>143035302I don't know man it's a pretty enjoyable arcade
>>143035302The one near my place goes alright, still has Time Crisis 2 and Daytona 500 racing.
https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/jul/27/paris-olympics-2024-australia-events-today-day-one-start-time-basketball-volleyball-hockey-tennis
>>143035353>12.32am: Men’s individual time trial: Lucas Plapp
>>143035296yes>>143035317https://www.nine.com.au/sport/olympics/schedule
PATTY THRILLS
jess fox is wife material
wanna see jana pittman strut her stuff
>>143035402She's literally getting more attractive as she gets older
will we be hearing from the based autist who made the threads last year? had a schedule and everythinghttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112069437/
>giddey with 17
>>143035275tell me, are the cocks in the room right now?
>Rinky Hijikata (Australia) vs Daniil Medvedev (Individual Neutral Athlete)
>>143035462jesus that was sweet. tokyo was so fucking comfy for us locky-d chads.
4x100m chances?
that yang kid in our 100m relay looks absolutely saucy
>(Individual Neutral Athlete)
>>143035462this was so kino
What time AEST/AEDT are the swimming finals? 3am? Are they all on then? Fuck this…
hope the hockey is on tele. can't be arsed making an account for 9now
we must remind them all
Am I patriotic enough to wake up that early?
>>143035629mate you might as well. this goes for 2 weeks.
>>143035617perthCHADS we can’t stop winning
even my family has had it with sam kerrs shit
>>143035462iirc that was the /nrl/ threadcunt
Feeling like I might have some FOMOOK (Fear Of Missing Out On Kino)
>>143035693yep I'm gonna be listening on abc wireless when I go to sleep. will be up all night
3am-5am is the worst, too late to stay up for and too early to wake up for
The matildas are fucked.
YASS we tamed some BVLLSwink wink
>>143035462Fucking hope so >>112299605I don't know if we'll be able to capture that COVID magic
>>143035753and that’s a good thing
>>143035556Women's easy gold, men's tracking for bronze.
>>143035690unfortunately we’ve got a sperg problem at the moment
>>143034995Harold Holt would be proud
>>143035753Matildas worth fucking?
the hockey starts soon
Who is our current Ian Thorpe?
>>143035897kyle chambers
>>143035897ariarne titmus
>>143035877Yep let's go Kookaburras>>143035897Magnussen in the Advanced Games
>>143035900?
>>143035897Emma Mckeon
>>143035931its micksperg. he's bascially a pisshead bot.
>>143035910>>143035966These sound like pokemon
dubs and I have my first drink in 3 years
HAHA time for horsies
>>143036035Very large armpit area, too large in fact
>>143036035Keira has huge tits for a swimmer.
>>143035994Pokemons only have one name ya pelican
this is genuinely our most famous athlete at the olympics kek
>>143036066Pokemon is plural ya melon
>>143036035show us ya hand keira
>>143033233Rolling for my Queen
9 showing horsiesa horse isnt a athlete
>last place rowingI thought we were good at that
>>143036072bruv we have josh giddey
>>143036072Never heard of him. Maybe if they made some fucking Tony Hawk games these days I would
just woke up (am dumb neet spastic)anything good on?
>>143035690>threadcuck
Could they make an even shorter form of cricket for the Olympics?
>>143034355Isn’t that the 7s team ?
>>143036156the statutory rapist?
>>143036213t10 already exists and would probably work better for the olympic than t20
>>143036213playing it in LA
I love Australia I love Australians Simple as
>>143036156i just went off instagram follows desu
>>143036239thx
>>143036246>1.4mInteresting
zerogoose you in mate?
yeah m8
>>143033496Kek
hockey is a great sport. used to love playing it growing up but must admit its fucking dangerous. would piss and shit myself constantly. saw my fair share of brutal injuries
hurling is way better than hockey
more of a lacrosse man myself
just hurled reading that post mate
yeah I alway feel better after a spew too m8
>>143036314Nah mate
>>143036573its like hockey, but in the air
Hockey should be good but its ruined by it just being farming penalty corners with unavoidable penalties in the box by hitting the ball into peoples legsAlso give them cricket helmets and then remove all saftey based rules like not being able to score a goal from anywhere on the field
What's the good stuff to watch tonight fellas?
westside niggaa
>>143036686fencing
>>143036686cricket
>>143036686porn
this hockey match is an absolute slurper
>>143036489very true
did you guys hear about that aussie lad that chopped off his finger to play at the olympics
We're going to lose this hockey match, the argies are very dominant
>>143036825>>143036692
Are we just shit at hockey this year? I thought we were generally a medal chance at this sport. Aussies look real frustrated
>>143036839don't forget, we are short handed.
georgie parkers voice is horrific
>>143036686europa the last battle
>>143036885the pzifer spike proteins are slowing our athletes down
>>143036915she’s sexy
GOOOOOOAALLLL
fuck Argentina
nevermind, we're in. 4d refball tactics
GOVERS
lol we are going to get refballed in everythingim going back to /vp/
I don't understand all the whistle blowing
>>143036989>we gaan
>>143036916unironically this and also the greatest story never told
Finno-Australian athlete Heili Sirviö (13) has an Australian citizenship and has lived there for many years. She represents Finland but expects to get support from her residence country aswell.She competes in Women's Park Skateboarding, remember to cheer for her.
>>143037016i cheer for she
when are we chopping?
>21 consecutive yearswoah..... he's good at chopping!!
>>143037069Literally the greatest athlete who ever lived
>>143037059thank you!
>>143035402Shes jewish
do they still play beach volleyball in tinylittle knickers?
>>143037154for me it was that older Swiss lady from Rio. kino
>>143037154No, but Steven May
>>143037195what do you get from doing this
>>143037151She's from Penrith though kind of cancels it out
hey guys, hope youre having a good olympics and fair play m8s
should I bet on australia in the rugby 7's match? or is fiji too good
>>143037278praying for your soul
>>143037206Micksperg likely created mayposting but I have been by far the most prolific mayposter, I find it funny
>>143037249theres safer bets with better odds out there
>>143037319micksperg hasn't created shit people have been saying that for years before he showed up
>>143037154>>143037195don't do this it creates mustard gas iykwim haha
>>143036246Josh Giddys fans aren't old enough for insta accounts yet.
there’s nothing good on
>>143037338i have created shit but i didn't create that shit
>>143037378what have you created
Hockey m8
slurp
>>143037387It's not a very good spectator sport to be desu with you, kouhaiCould be a close match tho
it’s crazy for the long jump record hasn’t been broken for 30 years despite modern advancements in sports science, technology and doping
hockey is like mixing soccer(gay) and cricket(boring)
I got green carded in hockey when I was 12 in rep
>>143037231ah so she’s doping then
hockey is like mixing soccer(gay and boring) and cricket(based)
>>143031203he's not me retard.
>>14303745690s the letter juiced to the gills > current athlete trying to skirt around testing
>>143037319fuck off freshcunt
>>143037514Sam?
>>143037615Says you freshcunt
you can get green cards playing hockey? surprised more mexicans don’t play it iykwim haha
penrith produces nothing but elite sportspeople
>>143037516Why is it so hard to believe Penriths success?
>>143037670>>143037674whoa
Lost all my money betting on footy today couldn’t care less about this gay ass Olympics shit
>>143037663doesn't work like that freshy. take the L.
>>143037704Shan’t sorry my friend
fucking hell how didn’t they score there
>>143037670>>143037674
>>143037784yeah we know thanks
>>143037784Is this /nrl/s version of May posting?
>>143037865in that micksperg spams it? yes
>>143037826>everyone and their mums is posting in /nrl/ round here
>>143037865no but Tyrone May
Argies are getting btfo this olympics
>Anon: Way to go, micksperg!>Anon: haha nice micksperg >Rulesperg: But this is a general for FOOTBALL DISCUSSION!>Anon: Yeah! And micksperg made a funny post!>Rulesperg: I can't stand it anymore, this whole general is insane! INSANE I TELL YOU!>[Holds his head and screams a few times as he loses his mind, then runs out to a random thread]>I can post off-topic, too. Look at me! I am a worthless spastic, just like micksperg! Give me a (you)!>[creates a new thread]>Oh, I used a nsfw image, but nobody minds...>[posts gay porn, then heads into the /nrl/]>I have no idea about this sport, give me attention! Now I'm returning to /afl/ to spam arrow images, *but* it doesn't matter, because *I'm* micksperg!>micksperg: You okay, rulesperg?>rulesperg: I'm better than okay, I'm micksperg!.>micksperg: Ha! You wish!>rulesperg: [to janny] Oh, hey, janny. I'm the worst poster on this board. Time to receive multiple (you)s and attention from everybody!>[sees a young girl]>Oh what's this? "U16 girls talent league." Well, I don't need the age of consent, because I'm micksp->[You have been permanently banned from all boards]
here lies grimey
Melissa Wu
>>143037941based Ahab
>>143037941>Anon: Way to go, micksperg!>Anon: haha nice micksperg…Said no one ever…..
someone repost all the olympians i posted the other day i can't be fucked >>142857686
based Kookaburras
I was legit one of the fastest kids in Penrith, could’ve been at these olympics if not for the incident
totally undeserved win
Based
Fuck nearly choked that like the diving
>>143038147you the kid who shit himself on the track??
What can be surmised from this?
Kim Jong Un is based
Reminder that all our athletes are having sex with each other in their hotel rooms, and you are sitting at home posting on 4chan.
>>143038285at 2:44pm ? unlikely.
Kiwis are 2nd in horse dance
>>143038285pretty sure they're on the field competing retard
i like when you can see the girls nipple’s through they’re uniforms
>>143038324>>143038333i'm talking about at night when they're not competing you fucking morons
aussie playing djokovic rn lads
>>143038348pretty sure most of them only start fucking after their events
>>143038348i'm not sitting at home when they're having sex retard
gentle reminder that /ozlympics/ is a friendly general
>>143038353witch one
>>143038348you worded that so poorly, mate. you're also at home posting on 4chan.
>>143038333>every singe sport and every single athlete is doing their sport and competing right this second cope sweetie they've been told not to leave the village for safety concerns what else is there to do :)
>>143038385reminder he started it mumhe started it by saying i don't have sex
if i was an olympian i would be grafting around the north korea camp imagine having the bragging rights that youve rooted a woman from the forbidden part of the map that would be something
>>143038392Ebden
>>143038285but our athletes aren't staying in hotel rooms. they're staying in the athlete's village.
>>143038425Probably have a ton of minders who wouldn't let you get close mate
Ebden got bageled.
extra time nz vs arg 7s
Want some choccys but I’m on a diet
>>143038469i'd just tell them i'm GIGN
>>143038425they're hobbits.
channel Nine has the rights. They have three channels and are showing the Olympics on two but not the third channel.Also why just 2 weeks, dont they let the fucking athletes rest or something. Its every 4 years, stretch it out a little goddamn
it was so easy to stream 4+ events at one on seven, nein is limiting me to 2 playing at once before once freezes
>>143038489get some of these, fatty boombah
>>143038484>Not even playing for a medalwhat's the point, just let the argies win and go home
Beach volleyball arena is pretty nice with the Eiffel Tower in the background
>>143037941kek
>>143038513it costs 11 million dollars a day to host the games
>>143038513plus the Paraolympics m8. The reality is the host city wouldn’t want it going over the 2 weeks.
>>143038525i'm lucky if i can even get live 9now videos to playsome dumb cunts yesterday were telling me to watch it on 9now, as if i hadn't already tried that, after i'd posted asking for a stream
Because of the Olympics I learned 9now has a 24/7 Seinfeld stream
nz wins!
>>143038599Bros got dodo internet
>>143038020i’ve found her so sexy ever since her first olympics
>>143038709hahaha wtf
>>143038735nonce
>>143038709>>143038752serious? 24/7 seinfeld is my comfy background noise. it's great.
>>143038776i’m the same age as her
have we won a medal yet
>>143038906no but Steven May
>>143038906yes mate. every poster here has been issued 5 skippy badges EACH.
>>143038936iykwim hahaha
>>143039000haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
The only way I'd ever have a chance at representing Australia at an Olympics would be if LA28 includes Masturbation as an event,
>>143039086I know I'd medal in competitive edging
coopers pale
>>143039153crisp
>>143039153Crisp
>>143039135I'd Medal for "Clean Hand Jerk". Masturbation with no lube.
>>143039175>>143039180crispmind
we are beating you at beach volleyball and we don't even have beaches
>>143039207Pretty normal for foreskin havers innit?
Hope ugly Grace Brown stacks it.
Ebden loses to Djokovic 6-0 6-1
>>143039295meet me at Peel in 15 minutes champ and we'll see who'll be beating off who
>>143039372gotska sandön is goated ong(on god)
>>143039431kinda gay
>>143039460F*ck, I forgot to say no homo.Can I edit my posts here?
the sevens all blacks not even making the podium bodes very ill for our medal prospects these games
>>143039537I suggest recruiting More Blacks
>>143033119remember to include our friends NZ in the next op and for future reference it is /ozlympics/
>>143039295>watching men’s beach volleyball
fiji will prolly win btw
>>143039585
>>143039699so true
This geezer in the men's beach volleyball is fit as fuck
>>143039864Alright bard lad
how come australia have to play fiji >:(
>>143039295You're getting absolutely shat on now
>>143039936Rigged. RC was right.
remember to exclude our friends NZ in the next op and for future reference it is /ozlympics/
More of a women's sporting nation really
>>143039905More of a warrior desu
CRICKET UPDATE Day 2, Session 2West Indies 286England 6/210
>>143040021thanks
NZ girl somehow first place in the time trial right now
what are those blue stripes they wear on their legs?
I spilt icy pole juice on my pants :(
>0-0 at ht *slurp*
you cunts might want to turn on the time trial, this aussie girl looks nailed on for gold if she keeps riding like this
AMERICA BTFO
We are winning women's road time trial lads guaranteed at least silver
France win the other rugby semi
>>143040624is she hot?
>>143039949Really?
cyclists always have nice bums
Aussie gonna shit it in for gold lads
>In the 20 km racewalking event at the 2000 Summer Olympics in her home city of Sydney, when heading into the stadium's tunnel for the final stretch, Saville was disqualified for an illegal gait (lifting, a very common occurrence in race walking; the previous leader of the event had already been disqualified). Saville collapsed in tears. Afterwards, when asked what she needed, she replied: "A gun to shoot myself".one of the most KWAB olympics moments
>>143041043This was bullshit
yeah that's gold
>gold in day 1too easy
apparently theres more indians in fiji than fijians how come none of them make the olympcs
gold for you cunts
>>143041043thank god john howard saved her iykwim hahajust don't ask how or why at least one of the guns used came from police custody
WE GOLD NOW
BASED BASED BASED
GOLD LADS GOLD
Based based based
how are you lot beating fiji in the sevens too
>>143041248meant for>>143041399
>>143033119Sex with Grace Brown
That’s Gold lads
>Fiji Befolkning: 880 400How are they even competing?
what a try
It's ok if we lose because this is the only sport where fiji can win a medal. We will win several more in the next few days so it's ok :)
we will HEEM south africa for bronze
>Nawaqanitawasethats not his real name is it
How do we rate Channel 9's coverage? The app layout is less intuitive than 7's and there's no multicam but it is still all free and as far as I can tell every even has a stream
>losing to a literal water brand
>>143041602try tackling a Fijian and you’d understand
imagine if we cared
is this the seething kiwi who lives in sweden
>>143041783>but it is still all freeit's the fucking olympics there's no reason it shouldn't be free, don't give them credit just for making it FTA
>>143041844never seen onetheyre probably avoiding meas they should
NOTHING PERSONAL USA AND UK
What is worth watching right now?
Good tactic by Australia to not even try in that game and go hard in the bronze match
>>143041890you’re missing out Fijians are very nice people
>>143042000Fiji are good guy Christians and this is their only medal hope. It was the right thing to do.
>>143041906REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
not a real sport thankfully
>>143041979there’s an australian pair playing ping pong in 10 mins
>>143042069yeah probablynot many fiji islands around here unfortunately
>>143042100what are their names
>>143042149Nicholas Lum and Minhyung Jee, true blue aussies
>>143042100Not gonna bother table tennis is "China wins lol"
they are playing romania so it would be good to LOL at romania for once
>>143042135go for a holiday Erik
>>143041906Stop the count!
>>143042194based convict stock
>>143042194Based Melbournians.
>>143042308based box hill residents
>>143042308Hey true blue
>>143042194>>143042308been here since the Gold rush
the gay thing about an australian winning a gold medal is they spend the next hour banging on about and interviewing every cunt and their dog about it instead of showing more events
and the wallabies let down australia again...
>>143042392
>>143042392https://odysee.com/Thomas.Sewell.Speech.at.Box.Hill.Police.Station:2>>143042469the reason we federated was because so many of them came here during the gold rush>ynr the immigration restriction act (commonly known as the white australia policy because it helps convince goyim to hate it) was one of the first bills passed after achieving federation
alri' im gonna watch this ping pong too
>>143042527jej
>>143037086just remember how good he is at axe and blade sharpening, which is 40% of the sport
we're in stream 4 m8s
>>143042629yeah but their takeaway is based
>>143042747yeah but white genocide is happening under your nose and white takeaway is far better retard
>>143042739absolutely would
COME ON LEE AND JUM
>>143042194When I was at uni there was a Chinese girl in one of my classes with the most Aussie accent. It was pretty cute.
>>143042839congrats you knew an ABC (aussie not american)
wtf the romanians are actually white. surely they don’t stand a chance?
>>143042839know a couple of dark chocolate sri-lankan girls like this
corrrr the blonde ones fit
aussies are gonna kill 'em
>tfw no gypsie ping pong gf
I am going to have sex with a female judo athlete
>>143042839>>143042962did they grow up country australia by chance
Any way to get mpv + yt-dlp working on the 9 live streams?
Lum is playing well but Jee keeps fucking up
Female beach volleyball players should wear bikinis and male players should wear speedos
>>143043553They should all be topless
>>143043553only bikini bottoms though they should have their tits out
If I was a beach volleyball player I'd wear speedos
my gf is up in the kayaking
Fox choking
>Jessica FoxAlready shitting the bed, kek.
>>143043890on what?
>>143043553>he doesn't watch the world pro volleyball leaguethey already wear g's faggot
>>143043944my penis
based 9now stopped working all of a sudden again
I stay out too lateGot nothing in my brainThat's what people say, mm-mmThat's what people say, mm-mmI go on too many datesBut I can't make 'em stayAt least that's what people say, mm-mmThat's what people say, mm-mmBut I keep cruisin'Can't stop, won't stop movin'It's like I got this music in my mindSayin' it's gonna be alright'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, playAnd the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hateBaby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shakeI shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, breakAnd the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fakeBaby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shakeI shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)
>>143044087memory leak?
>>143044087that dogshit platform is only useful for 24hr seinfeld
>>143044149sorry wrong ctrl+vmeantWHITE DOORNINTH FLOORSILENT NUMBERIT'S AUTUMN ON A COLD AVENUETELEX INTERCEPTHE SIPS A CIGARETTEWARMS UP HIS VDUHE GETS HIS KICKSFROM MICROCHIPSHIS ORDERS FROM THE CIABIROBUGS AND LASERSCASUAL SURVEILLANCEBOARDROOMS AND COMMUNIQUESDON'T USE YOUR PHONE AND DON'T USE MINEDON'T SPEAK TREASON THEY'RE TAPPING THE LINEBREAK IN STAKE OUT TELL IT IN CODEEVERYTHING IS LEGALANYTHING GOESNIGHT'S GETTING DARKER AND THE ILL WIND BLOWSYOUR LIFE'S IN A DATA BANK AT ASIO
>>143043958jennifer hawkins was wearing a g-banger when her dress slipped off
>>143039936same thing happened in tokyo. rigged
doing a big stinky plapp lads
>LUKE PLAPP
What's the deal with micksperg?
>>143033119Missed these threads
>>143044580Propa aussie shiela
>>143044580she’s gotta bit of blue tongue in her
ping pong is ogre
Smithy's Bitter is the best beer in Australia and I'll knock any cunt out that says otherwise
when i wake up and see the new thread it BETTER have all of the events aus and nz athletes are in, in chronological order, in AEST, and clarifying whether its a medalled event (in brackets)
>>143044725they brought shame and their country and their race
Micksperg got banned lads.
i wonder how many times mick has been banned
>>143044815Good idea
>lucas plappdoes he though?
>>143044430>he doesn't know>>143044815based turdbo
>>143044959>>143045129samefaghe's not me retard
i've been banned hundreds of times and im not quite as spastic as mick
we need micksperg
>>143044815why don’t you make it now and we’ll move into it when we need to
>>143045166you're not much better threadsperg, your oc sucks
I forgot how bad these threads were fucking hell. Every four years its the same whiff of underage.
lick my arsehole
>>143045322it's not my oc retard
>>143045166this broke him
>>143045322>>143045378meantit's not my oc and i'm not threadsperg>>143045397>iykwim haha
>>143045378no one else would save and spam that unfunny shit
Im watching The tennis. Garcia of France v Christian of Romania. Womens.
Just like every other Olympics. Win one meme gold on the first day, then the swimmers choke the rest of it.
>>143045325took you long enough but hey now you know grow from it I'm with you brother
>>143045530Swimmers didn't choke Tokyo they smashed it. Due for a choke this year.
>>143045530the swimmers want to become influencers they don't care about swimming hell 80% of the athletes are the same way they all just want an uncle tobys sponsor
I actually quite like watching tennis, its a skillfull one on one contest, I like that. Lotta endurance too
>>143045656it was 1vs1 kino but now they let coaching from the sidelines because women are brainlets now its shit tier
how can they do the canoeing in the rain? won’t they get all wet?
>>143045746i don't want to talk about it
>>143045740Whatever, Im a complete casual when it comes to tennis, and i dont have a problem with it but i know a lot of people seem to hate it
>>143045804whatever, didn't ask don't care faggot
some people on this site are so rude
>>143045740>>143045804>still hasn't improved raducanu's performance>still gets injured every 2 more weekslol, lmao even iykwim haha
>>143045829Get fucked you dickhead
>>143045914
>>143045746if it was a real sport they wouldn't allow a canoe, and just call it whitewater survival racingsee how easy it is to invent sports as an world alpha countryyou could get all the poverty countries participation as well
>>143045939Nah im fine
>>143045900only incels watch womens tennis but hey that suits you don't it
>Emma Raducanu skips the Paris Olympics as she arrives in Washington for WTA 500 event... with Team GB star saying they 'can't comprehend' her decision
mummy said i can stay up until midnight but then i have to sleep. only 13 minutes left :(
>>143045985no but Steven May
It's somehow better in the rain more atmospheric
czech out this dude
>benus
he's really rohan that canoe home
Aussie girls vs the Chinese in beach volleyball, what are the odds it's gonna give me a hard dick?
>>143046314it won’t give me one because i’m a girl
>>143046314>this market has closed
wtf why are they wearing tshirts? gay as fuck. this should be illegal
I’ve already got a hard dick from the Polish referee
>>143046572its cold and rainy
the shorter aussie girl really has her bottoms cranked up her arse crack
>>143046314Fuck the Chinese aren't wearing bikinis
>>143046572It's gay hey
Sex with Artacho Del Solar
its shit weather, i'd wear full length skins and a t shirt in that weather
>>143046965So true
The younger Chinese one is really cute
>>143046965bet she would get invited into the us basketball teams room
>>143046965This is her 3rd Olympics I think she must be getting on
Cute girl alert in the crowd
>choking the volleyball
my tummy keeps rumbling
BasedNon anglos can't compete.
>>143047015imagine how hard their nips would be
>>143048121don't think civilization building is an olympic sport champ
>>143046646tfw Paris summer>cold and wet>miserable and polluted>shit everywhere>lots of fags and trannys but also muslim>too many niggers everywhere
When is that dutch pedo playing?
we won lads
aus sluts win at being very wet.>always
Corr tough game.
ausbros the 7s bronze match is starting good luck brahs
direland really shat the bed in the cricket
>Surfing at the 2024 Summer Olympics is scheduled to take place 27 July – 5 August 2024 in Teahupo'o reef pass, Tahiti, French Polynesia, breaking the record for the farthest away a medal competition has been staged from the host citywonder if the surfers will be having their own sex party in tahiti
>>143049361seef eefrikaaaa to lose
WHAT A TRY
>>143049523no but Steven May
number 9 for SA would be a beast at afl
>>143049680do you ever sleep nobutstevenmay anon
>>143049753meth mostly
>>143049753no but steven may
>>143049753Stop replying to micksperg, he's mentally unstable.
i thought when you were saying micksperg you were on about that irish fella that posts in /nrl/
