OLYMPIC swimmer and social media sensation Luana Alonso has announced her retirement aged 20 after a defeat at Paris 2024.The Paraguay star, who has 309,000 followers on Instagram, made the shock announcement on her account after competing in the first heat of the 100m women's butterfly.ITS OVER!!!
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>>143147520Will her first OnlyFans releases come from inside the village?
Perhaps this stupid WHORE should've spent more time practicing than posing on social media. Sad excuse of a woman!
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>>143147520https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/29522566/olympic-swimmer-instagram-luana-alonso-quits-paris-2024/
>>143147520What is her future bros?
>>143147520She's going to leave these olympics with a womb full of gold medal champion seed
>>143147682and all of them subsaharian
Hopefully china , japan or korea gets some swimming medals this year
>>143147520>get olympic tattoo>get no medals>retire at 20kwab
>>143147639she most likely makes enough money from instagram and swimming is just her hobby
>>143147520That face is disgusting, bogged at an early age. imagine how ugly she must have looked before. nice body though
>>143147802this
she looks like Selena Gomez photoshopped
>>143147802>crawls into her asshole and establishes permanent residenceWhat face?
>>143147520She's going to slut out on onlyfans lol
>>143147520>only takes part in olympics to promote herself for her future onlythot careerwew lad
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damn that instagram money must be insane,also like others said,shes a butterface all she has is the asswomen living in easy mode proof 1 million
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>>143148075I only did this one time and regret it
I buy H-games on steam to encourage more to get made but even I'm not as big a loser as the kind of guy who pays for OF.
>>143147520probably opening an onlyfans as it's a far more lucrative line of work.I would watch her videos (for free on simpcity)
>>143147639Dubai
>>143147639she's going to be a professional at getting shat on by saudi princes and maybe being a private jet flight attendant
>>143147520>20 years old>already bogged>already retiredjust move straight into the old folks' home
>>143148513> I buy H-games on steam> I'm not as big a loser
Olimpdicks athletes retire early all the time. it's just not worth it past a certain point unless you're rich and have nothing else to do, even in firstie countries where they're well funded
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>>143148857Not my problem. Another will take its place again.
how do we encourage more latinix girls to particapte in the olympics ?
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>>143148941Stop raping them and turning them into hookers
>>143148941Make having sex with white men a sport.
>>143147520>Worthless thirdie is worthless thirdieI sleepProbably did everything for Instagram followers
>>143147520kek let me guess she married rich or goes full influencer aka flying out to arabs to get shit on or doing softcore onlyfans for a few years until she does hardcorecant blame her, so would I
>>143148941Why is Spain, a European country, added to this? also as someone that has bedded 4 (four) american mestizas, they do not like being called ''latinx''. that's such a balding ''white'' millennial faggot ''I'm so in touch with your feelings'' thing to say.your flag though, you're a balding poojeet instead
>>143149085are you retarded? spanish chicks are the original latinas
>>143149127The only benefit I give that stupid image is that it uses girls from those countries with dominant European Spanish genes, we all know those places are actually full of brown toad looking abominations. shut the fuck up though, hans.
>>143149208youre one unlucky sleep away from being bit to death by god knows what, dont talk to me cunt
imagine being a paraguayan swimmer with a olympic dream. paris comes around and there's your big chance after all those years, but unfortunately you didn't qualify even with you best time until now. but you know what, seems like there's a big name in paraguayan swim, which happened to take your spot. yea, nevermind, I think our little country will do good this time, this kid must be really great
>>143149271But what if I want to continue talking to you?
>>143149351its ok, we share that our women are some of the biggest sluts in general on the planet. We can be bros fucking some latina or yellow pussy mate.
>>143147520>sudaca:/>sudaca with dyed blonde hair:OOO
>>143147760They all got it... I hope Belgium or something get more than 5 medals this year
>>143147520She's going for that gram/OF money, may as well get rolling
>>143149127most Spanish women are about as boring and “un-latin” as your average German
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>>143149402>we share that our women are some of the biggest sluts in general on the planetI'm ethnically hungarian so you have no idea how true this is for me
>>143147520>that faceI'll never understand these young girls obsession with botox and lip fillers. They won't be able to cope when they actually start aging.
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>>143147639An arab defecating on her for some tens of thousandsOr OnlyfansOr going to Europe/USA for modeling
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>>143149409latina women getting blonde hair is the most retarded thingwe are wired to associate blonde hair with white features so when a latina gets blonde hair, it looks uncanny as hell
Women get money and fame just by being born good looking and spreading her legs. It's not surprising she retires when she realizes good looks doesn't give you an advantage in swimming
>>143147520k
>>143148941
>>143150180this
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>>143149085>Spain, a European country
>>143148611fucking kek
>>143150906Man, I knew WW2 basically nuked all masculinity in Germany since there's no real men left, but I didn't think you guys ended up fucking retarded too. Damn.
>>143149886You're dumb if you wouldn't let somebody shit on you for 10s of thousands of dollars just take a shower
>>143150205>12 inchesliterally me
>>143147535Same
>>143147520Wtf do they have Olympic swimming pool in Paraguay?
>>143151396Wtf do they have internet in Brazil?
simps should be lined up and shot
>>1431502056 inches bros whats our response? ;_;
HOTNESS OVERLOADIM CUMMING
>>143150205>11-12"Do these really exist? Surely she's used a ruler in school so has a pretty good idea how long that would be.
>>143151719You are from Panama, my dude.
>>143152229ask her to show you what 6 inches is, and she'll show you either 4 or 8 inches
>>143152294probably yes, but is a comically exaggerated size, she doesn't know what is either 12" nor 5".With that said, she probably prefers 8-9" dicks
>>143152518Yeah, that's why south americans are coming here in hordes. We are closing the darien gap though, sorry about that.
>>143147639meth mostly
>>143153111>south americansMust be venecos and bolitas
>>143147520Why do Latinas always look like trannies?Their faces are seriously bogged. Good bodies, but weird faces.
>>143147639Escort in Buenos Aires.
>>14315020515 inch bros, what do we make of this? Are we gonna have to seriously consider penis reduction surgery.
>>143152294>>143152909I asked a girl the other day what she considered average and she said 23 centimeters.
>>143153340Would she make any money there or just get paid in barter goods?
>>143152909She's a professional whore, $$$ is what she prefers.
>>143148941Uruguay claimed
>>143150205>11 or 12she had 7.5 and he told her it was 11 and she couldn't tell the difference because all the 5s she had told her they were 7
>>143150205couldnt care less about a whore I guess
>>143147639As actress of model. Imagine her at Conmebol drawing lots at Luque, for example
>>143150205shes cute for a whore
BLACKED/BLACKED RAW
>>143153293It's bogged latinas that look like thatprobably because latina shemales love to bog the fuck outta themselves so they end up sharing that bogged lookI have no clue why women do that, I've seen it is also popular in slav countries, specially lip bogmaxxing. Never looks good
>>143153411I'd make her my queen.
>>143152294it's girl inches, 10" is 7, 11" is 7.5, 12 inch is 8"
>>143149934>circle only>pool is rectangular
>>143147520i mean if you are shit between 14y and 20y, you will always be shit, better to retire, and it's the case for most of sports
>>143147639Marrying me and living together on a farm...
>>143152294>>143152909Fucking idiots.
Built for BBC
>inch
>>143147520She got the Sofia Vergara tranny face
>>143148716kek
her Peru friend is hotter
>>143147547How come there is no Olympic village porn? You're telling me not one person in the last 20 years of games has tried to film their sexcapades?
>>143150205seems about right
>>143147520>Lose once>Fucking retire Was it based?
>>143158818you have to run using your feet in order to play
>>143147520Is Onlyfans an sport
>>143158818How many Ronaldos are there?
>>143153514correct
>>143147639BBC
>>143159940As an institution it's less corrupt than the IOC, at any rate.
>>143158697>>143160246Based
>>143148611lmao funny and true
>>143149934I bet her ass floats.
>>143148941We don't. But if it means fewer Jap waifus.
>>143158993>I'M PRETTYHahahhahahahahhaha
Nice pasty makeup face
>>143150205 wtf I hate latinas now
I'd go half-gay for her
>>143159793They have their phones confiscated so no info gets out, sorry
>>143149045>posts worthless secondie
>>143147520Holy she's 20? Lol she already looks like a used up whore lmao
>>143151339Easy there Vince.
>>143147520>blonde hair>black eyebrowsExplain
>>143148941bolivianas dont look nowhere near like that
>>143147520Why are southern coners like this? Pigniatello dis the same after tokio to become streamer wtf.
>>143148941>>143153605thats how all women think tho, name btw?
