>Week Zero#10 Florida State v. Georgia Tech (Dublin, Ireland)Southern Methodist v. Nevada (Reno, NV)>Week OneColorado v. North Dakota State (Boulder, CO)#14 Clemson v. #1 Georgia (Athens, GA)#8 Penn State v. West Virginia (Morgantown, WV)#7 Notre Dame v. #20 Texas A&M (College Station, TX)#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)previous >>143797166
>>143848483/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdark
reminder they left an undefeated p5 team out bc they knew it was the last year.Texas should of been out. hell on the best teams georgia should be above bama. They knew they could bc next year.
>>143848509I'm a grown fucking man. I will piss hundreds away each week on betting, thank you.
Funny how yall say colorado and coach prime are irrelevent but yall always talking about them? funny how that plays out hmmmm
>>143848585who gives a fuck, buddy. we're like a week from pads popping in 2024.
>>143848585if anyone should have been out it was bama
>>143848601t. votes kamela bc my betters told me so
>>143848585Because Alabama is BETTER!!Period! So is Texas. So is Michigan. So is Washington. So is Oregon. So is Georgia. I watch 10-15 games a week live from September-early December. I think I’m allowed to have an opinion on who I think is BETTER!! If FSU doesn’t like itbis “The BEST 4” tell the conference commissioners to change the protocol to “MOST DESERVING.” Until then I and everyone else is certainly is allowed to give an opinion in a subjective discussion!! Don’t like it-change it.Its funny when FSU went ahead of The U in 2000 after Dorsey and the boys beat the Noles and FSU went instead of a deserving Canes team to the BCS Championship where they lost to Oklahoma I didn’t hear from all of you about the system being rigged and it’s not fair. You were big fans of the turnout back then-of course most of you, in this despicable lunatic fringe, probably didn’t even know about 2000 when the Noles got the benefit over a GREAT Miami team!Listen man I have always loved FSU going back to the 80’s. Bobby Bowden-the uni’s-the swag-the consistency-something about that brand I was always attracted to and what happened with 5-6 teams having a shot at the playoff and the Noles being undefeated and left out-SUCKS-but I have to give an opinion on who I think the best 4 teams are. I’m not on the committee-I don’t vote-I watch games-I analyze teams and I give my take. That’s it. And if you think I have an agenda or a motive I’m sorry you feel that way but it’s wrong. I love this sport and care about it deeply and can’t make everyone happy-I ask questions of the commissioners in the offseason to understand things clearly-Watch games and give my opinion. If it’s for your team you love me and if it’s against you hate me. I wish it were different and hopefully next year with 12 teams it will be. I am a huge fan of Coach Norvell’s and his team and wish the Noles nothing but the best.
>>143848585I still don't know why the committee is still a thing. There's like 40 computerized ranking systems out there. Find the most accurate one and use that. Not hard.
>>143848601>we're like a week from pads popping in 2024.im so fucking ready
Coach Crimerate
>>143848666you know why. bcs is best for 12 team. They got big mad when bcs busters showed up. >>143848629based i was looking for it
>>143848666all of the computers always have at least 1 ridiculous outlierit would need to be an aggregate of some kind
gay fags
>>143848765that game is shit btw
>>143848739There's something called the Massey Rankings which aggregates all of them to account for this.
>>143848629>Because Alabama is BETTER!!>Period! So is Texas. So is Michigan. So is Washington. So is Oregon. So is Georgiayou do know FSU was a top ranked team last year. you do know they were undefeated. you do remember that right? They had a shot at the natty but was SCREWED
>>143848782i just got it and boy do i know it. its bare bones as fuck, the models look early ps2 era, crowd animations are shit, and the gameplay is the same shit it was 15 years ago aside trom minor changes that are all bad. likr everybsingle fg or xp is roughing the kicker so have to turn the fucking penalty off entirely, along with offsides because ANY fake snap makes your OL move. the cpu NEVER commits penalties. worst of all is the ungodly rubber banding.they spent all their time and money on new commentary and music.
>>143848802>mfw alabama gets in over fsu
>>143848828the rubber banding was already embarrassing in NCAA 14I'm not at all surprised to hear that they just ported that garbage over because EA
>>143848871its 99% the same programming. if anything the rubber banding is worse. if you go up 3 scores expect the most unreal pick 6 ever. every cpu db is calvin johnson
The crowd shots and cheerleader shots in that game are damn near embarrassing. I know that's not the point of the game, but goddamn it it looks like PS2.
>>143848970not only do they all look like bad ps2 models, but of course they DEI'd all the cheerleaders and fans. same dudebro front row shirtless guys except now a black girl.i dont know about other coaches but the fake billy napier model and his hair is a mix between the famous mlb the show glitch and the fuck my shit up hair meme
>>143848930I always noticed it most with CBs in 14, they get the most absurd INTs you will ever seebut it even happened with DL players on running plays
You know I like my chicken fried
>>143849064COCAINE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT 20 DOLLAR BILL ROLLED UP REAL TIGHT
>>143849049but it only works one way. on offense the ball casually walks atound 3 of your corners and safeties safely into their WRs hand. cpu players break more tackles, get thr best fall ahead animations for exyra yards, have elite OL that is a brick wall, their DL is in your backfield and tackling you midhandoff on every run, screens are fucking broken the passes never complete.it feels like cheating but the only way to play the game is to turn off offsides and roughing the kicker (at minimum, may as well turn off all penalities since the cpu never does them), turn cpu interceptions way down, and turn player OL blocking way up. THEN maybe its playablei know im spamming the thread but i need to vent
>>143849193>offsidesmeant false startdumbest play i had yesterday was opponent cpu was on like the 3. theyre in the shotgun and im in goalline d. they hand off in the shotgun, 3 pf my DL are in the backfield (cause lord knows running goal line against shotgun is the only way around the cpus OL) surrounding the RB. then the RB just says im gonna casually walk left around the 3 of you into the endzone while the DL just freeze there in place8.5/10 - Game Informer (now defunct)
>>143848483>Week 1: Northwest>Week 2: SHITcinatti>Week 3: Notre ShameDo we have any sort of a chance against the above?
>>143849193i learned to tell when screens would actually work in 14 based on what formation the AI pickedif they picked any man defense it would be an automatic fail most of the time, which is fucking insane bc in real life it's the opposite
>>143849193I don't think it's cheating to turn down CPU interceptions. They're deliberately, excessively high because the game is balanced around multiplayer and 90% of stops are picks when playing online. No need to deal with that bullshit offline, so I lowered them to 15.As for penalties I tuned user holding down to half the default level, which makes it feel fair. At normal levels I was getting 2-3 holding calls for every 1 by the CPU but now it's about 1:1. Roughing/running into the kicker are disabled because it's fucking obnoxious how it's automatic for both you and the CPU if you rush the kicker at all. False starts are disabled because the CPU never does it, so if it can't help me I'm not letting it fuck me.
>>143848739That's why the BCS dropped each team's highest and lowest computer ranking.
>>143849328glad im not the only at least.
>>143848828I love it when player ratings don’t matter. Good ole CPU LB sticking to your 98 speed RB like a glove
>>143849193is it the same as NCAA 14 where you can literally set all of your ratings to 99, all of the opponents to 45, and the AI still constantly cheats?
>>143849288You have a 25% chance at beating Norfwestern, 50% chance at beating Cincy, and 5% chance at beating the Catholics.
>>143849095AND HER LEGS STRAIGHT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
WVU is going to win the Big 12, screencap this
>>143849619didnt do that but probably. feels like cpu is 99 in everything. they run they get huge holes and they outrun you regardless of player position. you hand off, PA, or pump fake and its instantly a sack/TFL.Im not a great player, but this is bryond just being bad at a game, you as a player can not control your OL
>Larkins Hall, which served OSU as its physical education facility and natatorium, was perceived as a sexualized environment, and multiple witnesses reported that voyeurism and public sex acts occurred there from the early 1980s to the late 1990s.[3]:163[8] Thirty wrestlers and gymnasts reported voyeurs were routinely present at Larkins Hall in the locker room, shower, and sauna areas, ranging from college age to approximately 60 years old; the "leering" voyeurs would ogle student-athletes that were using the facilities and some would masturbate.[3]:166–167 Sources familiar with then-head coach Russ Hellickson's actions at the time said that the situation was so egregious that Hellickson would occasionally have to drag the voyeurs out of the building, and that he also pleaded with the university to move their athletes to a private facility.[9] Strauss was counted among the voyeurs; former OSU students stated that Strauss would shower among athletes multiple times per day or stare into the shower while seated on a stool.[10] In addition, peepholes were found in bathroom stalls and shower walls.[3]:166–167 The building was completed in 1932, named for retired OSU Athletic Director Dick Larkins in 1976, expanded in 1977, and demolished in 2005.[3]:165–166[11][12][13]
Reminder that only one of the P4 conferences has a name that makes sense.
>>143850675yes gymnastics is full of pedos and weirdos, we know
>>143850789Before the addition of the west coast teams, it looks like all of the Big Ten except Indiana and Maryland were inside the north east quadrant.
>>143850845Nick knew to be hands off with that crowd.
>>143850872>this isn't helping me recruit>they probably don't even know what a RPO is>why are they getting close to me>my feet hurt
>>143850950Autism is the coaching superpower.
>>143850789>They really took Mizzou over WVU
>>143851481
>>143851690I know why they did it. They picked up market in St. Louis and KC. It's just my frustration with the sport that money rules over everything.
>>143851690So
>>143850318by two touchdowns (or more)
>>143850845>watch women’s gymnastics in paris a few weeks ago>they all look like literal children except for a few of the americans, the italians solely bc they all have giant schnoz noses, and the 1 Brazilian goddessWhy do people act shocked every time there’s a sex scandal in that “sport”They might as well rename it to grooming
>>143851983Only West Virginia fans are convinced of their program's desirability. It's not just about population. Mountaineers will continue to circlejerk in their little bubble, convinced they're really a P2 program and everyone else on the planet are too blind and ignorant to notice. Looking at both universities and both athletic programs, the only thing of note for WVU is a bunch of rifle championships. There's nothing else of the slightest bit of consequence where West Virginia has an edge over Missouri nor over other P2 membership contenders like Virginia Tech or UNC. Not in athletics. Not in academics. Not in endowment. Not in fanbase.
>>143852540>Not in fanbase.Absolutely we do. Rain or shine, win or lose, we have the support of an entire state and adjacent regions behind us, and many loyal alumni across not just the country, but the globe.WVU will be in the SEC one day, we already talk the talk and walk the walk according to a good number of SEC commentators I've spoken with
>>143852632>WVU will be in the SEC one day, we already talk the talk and walk the walk according to a good number of SEC commentators I've spoken withAny day now
>>143852768Not any time soon mind you, biggest target I've heard right now is UNC but WVU and VA Tech are both high on the list
West Virginia and Mississippi are borderline 3rd world countries. Who even allowed them to have Universities?
>>143853040Jackson doesn't even have potable water iirc.
>>143853040>>143853194You'll never guess what the demographics and voting patterns for Jackson and Flint look like
>>143853225Black belt area. I wouldn't mind living in certain parts of Mississippi honestly.
>>143852540>There's nothing else of the slightest bit of consequence where West Virginia has an edge over MissouriCan you give some college football examples since you seem so sure of this?
WVU will be in the MAC before they’re in the SEC let’s be real
>>143853527I don’t think WVU will ever go to the SEC, but to act like Mizzou football is significantly better than WVU is crazy.
>>143853527>>143853540They are basically identical programs
>>143853547At least West Virginia has a chance of doing something Missouri never could do: win the big 12
>>143852768better than fsu tb h
>>143855318nah, FSU were undefeated last year and were screwed out of the playoffs.FSU is miles ahead those wvu hicks sister fuckers.
>>143850583sound you just suck at the game bruh
>>143850583I was #1 in defense by 500 yards and #132 in offense. Why am I having the opposite experience. Most games end 24-7. Also had the most picks(ai not users) I play on AA, sharty dyn, cmu playbook(pistol shotgun)
>>143852502>Ywn get whacked off by your coach then get a million dollars from a lawsuit. How often do you think cfb players get whacked off by their trainers?
>>143853420gulf coast mississippi is bretty based desu
>>143848601>we're like a week from pads popping in 2024i don't think i can make it bros...ive got the shakes so bad
>OH NO, HE PLANTED A HECKIN FLAG ON OUR LOGOHow much of a sensitive bitch do you have to be to get upset over this? College football fans and players are fucking retarded.
>>143848483>Florida State vs Georgia TechWhat a boring matchup for week ze->Dublin ireland???????????
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team. I even ask for extra Auburn gear and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for Auburn merchandise and they gave me three items. I said, 'Wow, three for the win!' and the nice friendly Auburn Team Shop employee laughed and said, 'I’m going to call you Three-for-the-Win!'.Now the staff greets me with 'hey it’s Three-for-the-Win!' and ALWAYS give me three items. It’s such a fun and exciting atmosphere at Jordan-Hare Stadium. I attend at least 3 games a season and cheer loudly for my favorite team. Whether it's a thrilling touchdown or a game-winning field goal, Auburn always delivers.I even paint my face in Auburn colors, it's exhilarating! What a great team.
too easy
I’m ready
>>143853982You really do this to yourself every year huh
>>143848802Wow they were a top-ranked team? Wow! None of those other teams were ranked highly!
Over/under for how many losses primate gets before he's hanged in the Denver town square?
>>143862966>>143862995oh boy here comes at least thirty posts seething about the SEC stealing your daddies
>>143863038he'll make playoffsand everybody will get 10x racist
>>143863094Good.
>>143863046Can’t wait to watch you throw a bitch fit again
Guys this time Miami will be good we swear!!
>>143863551They have such an easy schedule this year, 10-2 should be the bare minimum. Of course they’ll end up bottling a game against Cal or something
>>143863551
>>143863592>10-2
>>143863592Cal and Stanford can be difficult road games if they get late kickoffs, which they probably will for most home games. ACC, B1G and Big 12 teams are all about to be exposed to Pac 12 After Dark memes for the first time. They'll be extra potent since they're traveling farther and coming from the Central/Eastern time zones.
uhhh wtf???they were literally the 12 seed
>>143863934East to West 10pm/9pm (ET/CT) kick is much much easier than West to East noon kick.
EMAW, /cfb/! We are now less than a week for the coming back of college football! We will see the beginning of the new ACC with FSU and GT playing on the leprechaun land, and Shmu going to Nevada for a nice night game, and other games like McNeese visiting Tarleton. Hope you're ready!
there are "power" conference teams who play games in G5 team stadiums
>>143848585they left out FSU because their starting QBs leg was broken, it was the right call unfortunately
SECisters, does this look pretty accurate?
>>143864064if college football still had sovl
>>143866410They still all playing 3 shitters every year?
>>143867674well USC tried to get out of their game with LSU so there are still shitters on the schedule. we aren't letting them out of it.
>>143866410>The crash to earth from MizzouYou love to see it
>>143866053May Marmalade
>>143866410So 50% of the teams will lose 0 non conference games and the other 50% will lose only 1. Who are these teams playing?
Missouri Tigers
West Virginia Mountaineers
>>143867759So it might be 4 shitters for lspoo? Florida, Mizzou, scar are the only ones with 9 p5 scheduled every year? Embarrassing that chokie won't schedule chokie lite.. bad for the state and bad for cfb. what say u anime chokie fag?
>>143867917Damn he's dumber than a cousin fucker. Sec is saying they will get all the at large bids
>>143866410Here are some teams the SEC plays this year>Tennessee Tech>Mercer>UMass>Murray State>Arkansas Pine Bluff>Chattanooga>Furman>Samford>South Alabama>MaineAlso interesting that K-State and Oklahoma both play Tulane but lspoo won’t.
West Virginia Mountain QUEERS hahaha
>both Rivals and 247 Sports are completely unusable ad-filled hellscapes running on tech from 2002disgusting.
>>143863761Has a /cfb/ spartan ever called Paul?
>turn on espn 2>it’s an hourlong SEC suckfest special about how they dominated the CFPsome things never change
>>143866410Yea
>>143865444Yes, Alabama played at South Florida last year so they can't even claim it's just the Vandy type programs that are willing to travel to a G5's home stadium.
>>143868034Don't recall the SEC removing that requirement to have nine P5 (plus ND) games. Looking at a couple of SEC schedules, they all have nine P5 opponents but if the requirement isn't still in effect, there might be someone who doesn't.
It's time
>TexasWill do well in the SEC>OklahomaWill slowly turn into Nebraska>Cal/StanfordWill remain irrelevant>USCWill long term be fine>UCLAWill be mid>OregonWill be fine>WashingtonWon't be shit>AZ/AZstWill remain irrelevant>ColoradoToo volatile to know>UtahWill remain strong
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>>143866053I wanna kiss her tummy
>>143861003reminder
>>143868451heh
>>143871001Need to fire Coach Vert
You thought M-Snek was gone. You thought wrong.
>>143861003What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking Tiger bot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in UGA Engineering, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Auburn, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Dawg warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UGA intramural Frisbee team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dawgs across the South and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, aubie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Dodge Charger. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of grown men barking like dogs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, barner.
My boomer father won’t stop talking about coach crime
>>143873783By court order, Deion is going to lose the house his sons gifted to him.
Garrett Greene's a thot. he's a freaking nasty hoe. he looks good. i'd love Garrett Greene to bust my pussy open and tell me about the intricacies of the mesh concept. if a guy shows up with a fucking flat ass and luscious locks he can hit my backwalls any fucking time of day dude. if a guy's like 'i led wvu to 9 wins last year' im like 'take a fucking caterpillar bulldozer to my pussy like its the mileground dude'
>>143874430>at&t stadiumcorporate stadiums are inherently soulless
Is watching the games at a sports bar dead? I haven't been out to one on game day since the pandemic.
>>143874927Kinda depends. Big chains are just as shitty as before. Local places are still about the same, but many of them went under. The place I used to go to wasn't a sports bar, but we'd listen on the radio. They're gone, so I go to another local place and it's fine.
>>143874927i prefer doing it over going to games in person tbqh
>>143874927I never watch games at barsI watch them at a friends home or invite people overIf not 4chan and a stream That thing is for boomers who got used to it when there were no streams
"Week 0" isn't a thing, please stop already
>>143873161>UGA Engineeringhigh school diploma tier degree
Is college football a thing just for the bible belt and rich north east schools?
>>143875521no, go away
>>143875521I think it’s for towns/cities that don’t have a professional football franchise and feel the need to adopt something as their ownthere’s no other explanation as to why people would follow it after graduating college
>>143874897>inherently soullessNo
>>143875726>soulless golem thinks his soulless stadium isn't soullessthe free t-shirts are nice for undergrads i guess
I think I picked up ringworm at my fuck buddy's friends' house. They're "poly" and probably ate up with lord knows what.
>>143876261>soulless fag calling others soullessStay mad
>>143876367don't fall for the "just rub garlic on it" meme, go see a doctor and get some antibiotics
>>143875648Michigan and Ohio both have had pro football teams since pro football existed and both states are crazy about college football.
>>143875726As usual, the rendering looks 1000 times better than the finished product.
>>143876814It’s not even finished
>>143876763CFB is older than the NFL. That's part of the reason it's so popular. There were already decades of CFB fans/history by the time the NFL was founded in 1920. That was 40 years after Michigan started playing football and 30 years after THE started playing football. And for the first few decades of the NFL's existence it wasn't more popular than CFB.
>>143876814>the rendering looks 1000 times better than the finished product.say it aint so, my ponies are getting an upgrade this year
>>143876610I found some ketoconazole from a really gnarly athlete's foot outbreak I picked up in the third world and slathered my leg with it. Never opened, but I'm gonna go to urgent care tomorrow. >>143876424WHERE THE FUCK IS WALDOWHICH THE FUCK IS WALDO
>>143877047At least that looks like someone actually drew it
>>143877166
>>143876763Michigan plays in Ann Arbor, not DetroitOhio State plus in Columbus, not Cleveland or CincinnatiAlso those teams have way more successful than their pro counterparts
>>143876763I said towns and citiesNot states
>>143876984Which means the other anon's theory that people follow college sports because there's no local pro team around is incorrect.
>>143877475Pretending to be retarded is no different than being retarded.
>>143878036What did I say that was wrong?
>>143866410Conferences Rankings1. SEC2. Big 103. ACC4. Big 125. MWC6. CUSA7. AAC8. MAC9. Sunbelt
>>143848494I'd give anything
>>143866410Bama could go undefeated
>>143848494My Pitt ):
>>143878658They have a tough schedule, and it's not arranged the way Saban usually had it. He was deliberate about rarely playing back to back tough games. Most of the time Bama's toughest games are surrounded by shitters and bye weeks, which is beneficial because it's difficult to get up for consecutive big games.But this year they have at Tennessee/Missouri and at Oklahoma/Auburn. Those are all teams that can win if Bama comes out sleepwalking because they're looking ahead to the next game or they're drained from the previous week. At LSU and Georgia are sandwiched by a bye week and a shitter so that helps, but they're still good enough to win even if Bama is fully focused and rested.
>>143873742
>>143878598Move MAC to number 3.
it.... it's over.....
>>143881268>The plaintiff is asking for '1,000,000 Gazillions' in the suit for 'labor and pay' that she claims was taken from her employer. She also says she is owed homes, cars, gifts, and money.
>>143881411>TWENTY FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID THOTTTTTTTbaaaaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaaBWAAAAAAA BWAAAAA BWAAAA
>>143848483Why were they filming a dead body?
>>143848509There are simply NOT ENOUGH ANONS in the group so no one will see my glory when I win the natty.
>>143874927Duis laws are too strict and cops hunt bar goers as public enemy #1 bc duis generate money for the state unlike most other crimes.
>>143848585Michigan cheated and should have been out
>>143888334Michigan demonstrated superior cheating over the lesser attempts of other programs. As such it deserved to win the national championship. Want to win a natty? Exhibit excellence in everything you do, including cheating.
>>143872627Hate that stupid graphic and thr cheaters
>>143850872Trying to hide his boner
>>143888552A lot of programs are going to be copying Michigan’s innovative approach now, if they aren’t already. The thing about cheating is that, when it is exposed to the world, it usually makes more programs try to cheat the same way.
>>143888552>Michigan demonstrated superior cheating over the lesser attempts of other programs. As such it deserved to win the national championship. Want to win a natty? Exhibit excellence in everything you do, including cheating.t. mgoblog poster
neither dazn nor the german tv-channel won't show any college fuhbaw this year.
yeah I'm thinking I'm gonna be making Chad picks again this year
>>143890975
>>143890703Honestly, look for alumni social clubs in the region. There's always clubs for alumni of larger schools all over the world and they usually know where to find it or how to get it.
>it's 4th and 1>One second left>At the goal lineCan your team do it? Will you win?
>>143875521>>143875648I live in a town where we have both an NFL and CFB team and the NFL fans are your alcoholic blue collar retard types. The college fans are more educated professionals.NFL games, beside being a more boring product, suffer in-game due to the obese, drunken crowd constantly yelling ‘GET HIM!’ and believing every pass breakup was ‘INTERFERENCE!!!’.College fans watch a more exciting game and are generally more educated about the sport itself, making the in-game experience far superior. Hell, just look at the difference in ads between the two. The NFL is auto insurance, fast food, and gambling. College football is home insurance, wealth management, investing, agriculture/machinery, and the occasional taco bell ad
>>143894576Do you understand what team I'm a fan of?
>>143894649this is /cfb/
>>143894680Right, Since I'm a Temple alum, give the exact opposite answer. I expect our boys to botch the snap, throw it up into the air, and for it to be returned for a TD by the opposing team
>>143894576>Florida got scored on by Kentucky at the goal line even with an extra man on the field>The TD did t even matter in the final blowout score
Any older cfb chads still hanging around their college town and banging co-eds years after graduating?
>>143894871Me. Turning 40 this year.
>>143894772They didn't just have an extra man but two extra menWasn't even legal in Canada
>>143894896Oh fuck I didn't know it was two lmao that's hilarious
>>143894711>templeWVU alum here, and technically student cause last year of my Master's. Kinda want the BIG EAST back but our new uniforms are a throwback to those days combined with the new fontAlso a black one for the "coal rush"
>>143894896Cool lil ah G5 coaching there lil ol Florida
Soccer is so fucking gay I'm so fucking happy cfb is back
>>143894967excited for another undefeated season for my reffies :)
>>143894645>agriculture/machinery Can’t wait to see the new Kubota equipment this year. Over and over.
>>143894889Still fucking undergraduate puss? Need stories, advice, etc
>>143895213It’s not as glamorous as you think. >go back for PhD >did fairly well, have some spending money and a nice car>have retained hair, tall>hook up with 21 year old>she has a boyfriend, not my problem >they get engaged, she goes off all summer to his family’s big ass ranch to play cowgirl and send me lewds from the hot tub>I get a text out of the blue saying leave his girlfriend alone>ignore it, stop texting though because drama>he beats the shit out of her>she calls me crying her ass off>try to talk her down a bit>she says she misses my big dick and we need to fuck soonAnother >some 20 year old Taiwanese chick>Americanized, born here>only had one boyfriend >start fucking her, she turns into a turbo whore>like ultra turbo whore>she goes back home, fucks random dudes just because >comes back with tropical herpes>spend six months panicking about herpes Got lucky, that was the biggest fucking oozing wound I’ve ever seen. >after beaten fiancé >24 year old post doc>has a boyfriend, not my problem >he doesn’t fuck her>like just doesn’t fuck her>she fucks me and my buddy>we laugh about being Eskimo brothers>she has a breakdown because she loves her boyfriend and he’s her second boyfriend but he just doesn’t fuck her>ok, here’s some advice>texts me to hang out but not to fuck>yeah, sure, whatever>take her out, fuck her on the couch because her boyfriend is too lazy to put the bed together>get a text the next day>so horny, blah blah, my friend got his feelings hurt because she doesn’t want to fuck him anymore because ethics >ok…you want to come stay with me when your boyfriend leaves town next?>sure It goes on>fucking some PhD student because maybe I should fuck PhD students since I am one now>she thinks I’m a Nazi racist >yeah, I am, Leo Frank is guilty as sin>she gets mad >fuck her on the couch >she breaks down over anything>bail for two years>texts me about trump getting shot and asks to fuck
He died for our sins
>>143895493Have you noticed that zoomer girls love older men? And a lot of them are medicated, insecure messes.
>>143895213It’s just all like that >fresh back in town, like 36 at this point and no beard yet >wonder how I can do on tinder and whatever>19 year old, blonde breeding type>fuck her a few times>talk about tinder and what it’s like for guys and girls>we compare notes>she asks how many girls I’ve fucked in a day>the most? two, I’ve had a few three ways >she says she’s fucked seven dudes in a single day>ask her why >she looks at me like that’s the dumbest question ever>get kinda grossed out, stop fucking herNowadays I don’t think I would be so uptight about that. >meet some mulatto chick>engineering student, Oreo type>she goes on rants about black guys and how hard it is to meet white guys>laugh and say she is probably popular >she says no and she hates it >fuck her a bit, she graduates She was fun, I kinda liked her. >go to the undergrad bar district at night like a retard >some slampig asks if I’m lost >drunk as fuck, say yeah I’m a lost little boy and I need my mommy >go back and forth, she sucks me off in the parking garage >didn’t text her I honestly would say it’s exactly the same as undergrad.
I'm gonna go throw up now
>>143895591They say they do, but part of me suspects it is more due to zoomer apathy chasing them. Men don’t chase women like they used to, if my experiences are any indicator.
>>143895691Seven guys in one day? And you kept fucking her after she told you that? As for your parking lot story, sometimes the most asinine bullshit works on stupid girls.
>>143895755Because men now realize women are all some shitty combination of:>Chadsexual>is on OF>single mom>unable to pair bond because of her disgusting body count>fat as fuck>hyper political>extremely mentally illThe cherry on top is that despite these huge red flags they all still have shitty, entitled attitudes and believe they deserve a ripped, hung 6'4 millionaire actor husband. Shitposting and playing vidya is a better use of time than playing a game with a 99.99% chance of losing and if you somehow win the "prize" isn't worth it.
>>143895493starting my PhD next year anon and haven't had a relationship in a long timeHow do I get started with people my age? I don't fuck around, I'm not looking for a whore, I just want a nice relationship and hopefully a wife
>>143894924The combination of the big collar. shoulder things, and the big chest word mark look stupid, it's way too busy. Its like they took elements from 4 or 5 different prototype designs and just mashed them all together in the final one. The black uniforms are fucking great though and blow the old Pro Combat uniforms out of the water in regards to the coal miner look.
>>143895691>drunk as fuck, say yeah I’m a lost little boy and I need my mommyman...
>>143896428The old BIG EAST uniforms had the WV logo on the sleeves too which were nice
>>143896552The Bill Stewart uniforms looked good at the time, but they just look dated now. Same thing with the batwing Rich Rodriguez ones before then.I really didn't see much wrong with ones we're just getting rid of, just tweak the details a bit and use the new striped pants.
>>143896229It depends on your program, honestly. Sad to say, your best bet are with girls already in relationships with men who are not graduate students and aren’t already a PhD or MS degree holder and don’t intend to get one. Also women with kids, but that goes without saying. All the white faculty members in my department have retired and have been replaced with foreigners, so all the incoming students have this been foreigners. I’m the last white guy left. My most successful relationship during this time has been with a nursing graduate student. She was also married and stated she was gonna divorce the guy, though. I genuinely believe that if you are normalfag or can hide your power level those are the absolute best women to pursue while in any sort or doctoral program. You won’t find women your age, really, who aren’t taken in some capacity. If you’re young, though, consider undergrads or masters students.
>>143896229Nah. I got kinda grossed out, remember?
>>143897128Meant for >>143896135
>>143897096Avoid women with kids, that’s what I meant.
>be grad student >Have freshman girl in general chem>I'm here TA>She obviously liked me>Found out she was the niece of the director of the department >Never reciprocated her flirting after that>She transfered to another university after that semesterDid I blow it or should I have struck while the iron was hot?
>>143897300Another one>Same semester. Lots of girls in the chemistry lecture>Semester goes on there's another gurl that I tutor>I think she kind of likes me>I'm not that interested I have my eye on another sweet heart student (which never goes anywhere)>It's nearing finals week>Friend comes to town, he's a fucking absolute goofball idiot fun guy>Wants to go to a strip club, a nasty strip club>I'm terrified of being seen on dating apps or places like strip clubs>Go to a nasty ass strip club just outside of town>At the strip club>See student that's flirting with me>She's a stripper >She's pretty good>But she's better at chemistry to be honest>We make eye contact>We both have an oh shit face expression>My friend notices then bursts put laughing and screams "you two know each other">Finish my apple pie alamode and slam my beer >We leave>I oversee the final exam>Give her her exam...y...you too>Red faces of embarrassment between the two of us>She got a 98%>Never see her againI hope life worked out for her. Smart girl. Fairly good looking. Not sure if I should have asked her out, after my friend visited that was too awkward.
I miss undergrad bros. I even missed graduate school even though it was at a crappier football school. Adult life is so soulless. I miss the cheap bars, the ease to meet people. I miss just walking around campus and exploring the campus. I miss going to the gym and all hours, we even had hot tubs and steam rooms and I would meet girls in there all the time and ask them to be gym partners then eventually would become minor fuck buddies. Enjoy it while you can.
>>143897096I'm 22 anonGraduated undergrad at 20, Master's at 22 next year before I turn 23Some of the girls at church I go to are cute, but I got friendzoned by the ones I asked out so I've just kinda remained friends with them all
>>143897300>>143897437>Fantazing about possibly talking to a girl is a core memory for some anons...Holy shit it's grim here
>sad shut ins reliving their made-up glory days at some shitty directional state schooljesus christ when does the season start again?
>>143898094Just remember that the friendzone doesn’t exist. If you get friendzoned, just cut contact. You’ll probably have a different experience than me since you’re younger. The church thing is /adv/ being retarded, that’s for finding high school sweethearts or if you’re just stupid lucky and family members introduce you. Going to church solo is a red flag.
>>143898291I’ll have you know my glory days occurred at the flagship. >>143898291
>>143897300You get kicked out for fraternizing with students, dumbass.
Holy fuck this thread has become weepschizo and incelticLet’s talk about comfy DIII teams I’ll start >Go Gulls
>>143898402Then why did I see so many graduate students hitting on undergrad cuties when I was a frosh? They all got their PhDs. Code of conduct my ass.
>>143898644Big dick energy which you obviously don’t have. >>143898602This is a Mary Hardin-Baylor thread, fuckface.
>>143898669>no fags allowed: the campusBased. Shame about the main campus being AIDS now
>>143898602for me, it's the ichabods
Is Tulane's stadium as cool IRL as it is in vidya?
>>143898987Not really, unless you like the vinyl siding Art Deco look. The inside is ok, the rich area is kinda like a nicer Hilton, but it isn’t really a “cool” place to go.
>we had our bricks installed next to each other>She broke up with me a month later>Our bricks are still together nearly ten years later
>>143899273You know what you must do. Just ask tell your dad to buy a meal with your card for your mom while you’re doing it.
>>143898294>church thing is /adv/ being retardedI've never gotten on /adv/ but many of the young people at my church are traditional Catholics
>>143898291This coming saturday
>>143876367>They'reI think I see your problem...
>>143900174That was the correct use of they’re.
Past a certain age (35), a man who would rather fuck undergrads instead of his wife can be a bad thing.
>>143900436Who do you think keeps these threads alive? I suspect /cfb/ is the last bastion of true oldfags from the SA days.
>There's only 12 days and a wake-up until kickoff, friends.It will be interesting this year.
It's almost time lads>Wake up on a crisp autumn morning>Put on your favorite hoodie and pants>Stumble out into a calm yet firm chilly breeze>Walk the bricks of your school to the stadium or tailgate>Slam pumpkin beer and brats with your bros >Get hammered and cheer for the big crucial games of the mid season>Win>Leave and go to your friend's house for the bonfire party>Burn a couch and take a cutie homeFall fucking rocks.
>>143900584Ain’t no friends here besides waifufags at the bar at the same time and laughing at everyone else
>>143900681>hoodie>to a college football gamenortherners are embarrassing
>>143900537This, /cfb/ is a boomer general. I came here from totse instead of SA though.
>>143900763Not nearly as embarrassing until you realize the pants they’re wearing are made of the same material as their hoodie. >>143900174Check in and continue to be reminded of correct usage of THEY’RE
>>143900763Who said anything about northerners?
>>143900850No one in the Confederate States requires a hoodie to attend a skirmish, a battle, or a football game.
>>143900763This. Looking like slobs all the time but what do you expect from obese alcoholic German/Polish/Italian mutts who drink a gallon of beer a day and subsists off of garbage plates and chicken cartilage to survive living in a blue, frozen shithole
https://twitter.com/malachi/status/1783215802310930530AAAAAAAND NEWWWWWWWWW
>>143900942T. His families delicacy is ground corn in milk
>>143900681This except I’m walking a few blocks to Mickey D’s to get a McGriddle before the 9am kickoff
i hate all the conference shit but it will certainly be interesting to watch this year at least
>>143901052God I hate modern hip hop. Bring back crunk or anything before
>>143901109Lol shitter west coast team detected
>>143900897Atlanta gets VERY comfy autumns. Perfect hoodie weather.
>>143901198Correct, the games don’t kick off until 8pm and the stadium is half full but at least I get to enjoy the full slate of college football before the game starts
Why is Liberty looked so down upon?
>>143901052>transfer to Boise State because you want to start there instead of being a backup at USC>loses the QB competitionkwab
>>143901217>Atlanta>hoodieYankee transplant go home. It’s vest, nice flannel/button down, or light puffy jacket weather
These southerners are getting uppity again
>>143901292You say this as if hoodies aren't a literal global standard
>>143901272Went from #1 overall ranked recruit in the nation to QB2 at a mountain west school. Tough beat.
>>143901267Because that school literally teaches that gay people are going to hell.
>>143901295>ew southern rednecks>like a locust, moves to the south anyway to escape expensive, frozen hellhole
>>143901339Nah I live in the north and my ancestors fought for the Union. Not a transplant to the south.
This nigga talkin' like he goes to Georgia Tech, or even Georgia Southernkek
>>143901362Close, I actually go to SCAD
>>143901292That selection of garbage is straight up west coast trash style.
>>143901267It was founded in the 70s by a tv preacher, textbook definition of a meme school
>>143901362PhD from jojaw tekSuck my nuts since you aren't literate enough to read any dissertation let alone mine.
>>143901426spoken like a true New Yorker
>>143901292>vestlol bass pro shop ahh nigga
>>143901478>ahhzoomers were a fucking mistake
>>143900584How are we feeling beaverbros?
>>143901797Indifferent. Big money made a mockery of something I cared deeply about. It will never be the same. I feel like college football is dead. I'll still go to every game and watch my Beavs and nothing else moving forward.Tailgating at the Air Force academy will be interesting.
That was the last Saturday without football for a long timemy body is ready
>>143902226>>Big money made a mockery of something I cared deeply about.It did that decades before you were born
>>143902316>only 22 more Saturdays until the offseason is here
>tfw literally too retarded to go to college so I piggybacked Stanford because they were good when I first watched ball
>>143900942You should see what they wear to church
>>143902226This, but I will also be watching WSU to prop them up
>>143902893I shall be watching every pac2 game just to try to keep them alive
>>143901267The school has a legitimate bed timekek
>>143901267Typical bugboy reasons that the school is religious based and against the type of sexual degeneracy that bugboys incorrectly believe if made more common would increase their chances of having sex with another human.
>The Numbers That Show the Growing Divide in College Footballhttps://www.wsj.com/sports/football/college-transfers-power-five-conferences-aee82375?st=is6zpvj2ltav9w1&reflink=article_copyURL_shareTLDR: “Stopping student exploitation” has provably made Cfb a completely corporatized for-profit venture, with smaller leagues squared up to be a minor league and farm colony.Great job
>>143903156All it means is JUCO is irrelevant now
>>143897583Oak Ridge had most of that during WWII. Reflect some one why the government allowed such a community to exist when it needed maximum intellectual input but once the war was over, started a continuing crusade against it. Even now the comfy college campus environment you're describing is being rapidly destroyed by those same forces.
>>143903156The transfer portal isn't a one way street. G5 teams and smaller P5 schools get guys who can't crack the two deep at Bama, Ohio State, Georgia etc but can still be quality players on a lower level team.
>>143903156>“Stopping student exploitation” has provably made Cfb a completely corporatized for-profit venture, with smaller leagues squared up to be a minor league and farm colony.All according to plan.Did these idiots think Wall Street ever loses? Private equity played them like idiots now they can take over your favorite team.
>>143848494>"think you could finally make me cum tonight, pussy?"
The rubberbanding in CF25 is insane and anti-fun. I've lost track of the number of times I've thought "The only way they can get back into this game is if I turn it over, they immediately score then they get a 3 and out" and it fucking happens.>my 95 carry RB fumbles, then it bounces right to a defender unlike all the fumbles I force that bounce towards an offensive player>my DBs that have completely shut down the pass so far suddenly have -30 to speed, awareness, play recognition and tackling>when I get the ball back my OL can no longer block, my receivers have butter fingers and every defender has a massive speed buff
>>143904627>Up 45-14>Super sim the 4th quarter because it's over>7 play 9 second TD drive>3 and out in 15 seconds>1 play 5 second TD drive>3 and out in 24 seconds>4 play 13 second TD drive At this point I just ran out the clock because what is that
>>143904627>>143904691skill issue
>>143904715It was literally sim lmao
>>143904813see >>143904715
>>143904691I have no proof, but I suspect the time used up by super sim drives is fucked because the simulations are built around getting a full 60 minutes of stats in the short default quarters so it runs off almost no time per play.
Does this kind of thing really happen?
Anyone have odds for Week 1-1? Didn't see anything for college football on Polymarket.
>>143902316I’ve been waiting all year for this
what race is he?
The season starts in a few days and /cfb/ almost falls out of the catalog. Did we peak too soon?
How the fuck is Vandy still not done with their stadium construction? They're not exactly building the Super Dome.
>>143906865why are they playing where the titans play? It's practically on campus and has a bigger capacity
>>143907094Generally NFL teams are dicks to local college teams and offer them very poor rental deals to use their stadiums.
>>143877047>Stadium so shitty you got the off brand Gerald Ford SMU really did have their soul sucked out of them
>>143906831We would never let her die. Pre season and post season have the comfiest posters. All the faggots arrive next week. Enjoy the pace it while it lasts.
>>143895213>asking for /b/ tier fantasy erotica in a blue threadyucky dude just get on bumble whores abound if you're not a freak>>143906865>>143906831>Stadium so shitty it cost Brock Bowers the Heisman and Jawja the nattyvandy has the power of garbage sorcery
>>143901292This the type of nigga to pay 10 dollars for a biscuit and gravy
Georgia will be the best team in college and will Carson Beck will prove the haters wrong
>>143907478>Carson Busthalf of his o-line and receiving core will be in prison on vehicular-related charges by the end of the season. Cap it
>>143907560How dare
>>143907560>Prisonyou underestimate the power and corruption of Athens-Clarke county judgesAlso I don't know why you people see the so much, this happens in literally every program. One of the BUCKS on Okie States team rn got literally zero prison time for murdering some kid on a bike while going 70+ over the speed limit and noone cared. Noone but coal furnace whores have died at Jawja, I'd count that as a win.
>>143907603>Also I don't know why you people see the so much>Per the AJC, there have been *24* incidents in which "an individual associated with Georgia football has been apprehended by police for speeding, reckless driving or (DUI)" since the high-speed, alcohol-related crash that killed 2 people in January '23tell me where that happens that often, especially after one of your """friends""" was killed in one. I'm a dawgs grad, but I'm angry that Kirby is losing control of the program and my fear is that his ego is too big, leading to the Dabo-ification of the program
>>143907656>ajc muckrakingDon't forget they were caught lying about this stuff LAST SEASON, this is some grudge-holding "journalist" news crusade, not any sort of comprehensive study on the state of crime in football in general or how exceptional UGA is in that regard>le losing controlThis is what happens when you integrate football, we can go back but Mama's Boy eating fleece wearing Wander North GA sticker having business school New South yuppies like yourself caused this.
What you gonna do /cfb/ when my GOAT runs all over your shit team and wins the heisman?
Playoff projections are out. FSU and Clempus both projected to miss out as Miami and VT are top dogs in the ACC this year.
>>143908217>Oregon
>>143908217
>>143908217>VT is a top dog in the ACCcongrats on waking up from your 15 year coma
>>143908217>Oregon is gonna be good this year>VT is gonna be good this year>Utah is gonna be good this year>Miami is gonna be good this year>Finally! >We swear guys!Are these cope rankings every year financed by boosters or what?
>>143906831we kept it alive almost the entire offseason. the only times it died was during soccer and olympics shit
>>143907127And yet Temple boosters block every initiative to build a stadium on campus. They literally, unironically threaten to pull all money every time it comes up
>>143908217>the (U)
>>143908509I’ve been here for years, was this the first year round /cfb/? Usually threads in April only get a few replies before dying.
>>143908558Is it the boosters or the people living in the neighborhoods next to campus. I always heard that it was the latter but I know very little about Temple and that's just stuff I've seen online so it might be wildly wrong.
>>143908751I think so
>>143908751Seems like it.
>>143908217>iowaoh come the fuck on now
Any chance Napier is canned after losing to Miami?
>>143908217lmao what the fuck is this
>>143910985Probably not unless it was a historic blowout. He could possibly get canned if he lost to Mississippi State. That would give the interim coach a bye week and then a home game against UCF to get started. More likely he won't get canned until after losing the Georgia, unless he loses to UCF, which would be instant death. Losing the Kentucky game probably wouldn't get him canned immediately but he'd be a dead man walking into the Georgia game.
>>143910985doubt it
Week 0 sucks this yearEvery spread is double digits. At least last year we had NMSU vs UMass
>>143910687Not a believer in the power of the punts?
Is it true that Liberty forces the students to go to the games?Their fans always all look like dweebs
>>143910985>Neal Brown so highAnd WVU fans think he's beating Penn State?
>>143907656Great post, leddit. Please go post your faggy shit where you belong.
>FPI is giving SMU a 17% chance to make the playofflmao
>>143910985Around the 6/7th game
>>143911822So, there a chance?
>>143911093Yes if you don’t go to the Liberty football games your bedtime for the rest of the semester goes up a hour earlier
>>143912044Can I use my good boy points to skip the game?
>>143912044or if you're attending a drumpf rally
Once again, you ain't read for the Tide.
Florida will be the surprise of the season. Billy's ride isn't over yet
>>143910985Some of these programs think far too highly of themselves
>>143874927It's definitely not dead but I'd usually rather stay home and drink beer on the cheap.
>>143901267They were ran by a literal cuck for a long time
>>143911822
>>143908217>Texas State
>>143911066Week 0 is usually shit, you've just got to hope for something meme worthy to happen such as the Nebraska onside kick
>>143914355At least one G5 school is making it, and texas State is probably winning the Sun Belt. Only other school with potential here is someone like Tulane or Liberty
>>143904627>>143904691>Try to make conferences make sense by fixing the ACC, American, Big XII, Big Ten, SEC, and PAC-12>Instead, Ohio State never plays Michigan, Miami never plays Florida State, Alabama and Auburn stopped playing, and USC/UCLA is a thing of the pastI just don't understand. I put all of them in the same divisions, and set up more conference games than division opponents and yet they NEVER play
>>143911066Florida State is gonna lose to Georgia Tech
>>143914374Georgia Kek will pull off the upset.
>>143914665This really isn't fair for UTEP
>>143901272You now remember Tate Martell.>transfers from OSU to Miami and was beaten out of starting job by freshman>Changes position to WR>Changes position back to QB>Transfers to UNLV>Only has 1 pass attempt before season ending injury>'Retires'at least he got to stick his weiner in this
>>143906829half latinx half zesty ass nigga
>>143915101isn't he the one who was passive agressive tweeting when Justin Fields transferred to OSU
>>143885395We have 30 right now with a week to go
>>143848509i will embarrass myself again by going for way too many big brain picksI made some really good ones last year but got bogged down by the rest of my retardery
>>143910985The earliest Ryan Day would be fired is the day after the Wolverine game. But his odds are 12/1 he's the first coach fired? Absolutely bullshit odds.
>>143915458even that would be extremely unlikely now that the playoff is expandedthey would need to have a disaster 9-3 season or something
>>143915518yeah there's no way he's being fired first and I don't believe he'll be fired this year regardless of their regular season record
>>143912874
Goldie
>>143915150yeah lol
>>143910985The earliest Pittman could be fired is last OctoberI don't think Napier makes it to October
Why do they do this every year? I would think that since the advent of the playoff they wouldn't schedule these cupcakes near the end of the season
>>143916230and then he transferred before Fields even got to campus iirckwab
>>143916305What's the issue?
>>143916151Why does every stadium put that ice sheet plastic around the field? Someone eats shit in almost every game.
>>143916462What a team has done recently always seems to factor in to selection discussions
>>143916305>end of the season>big rivalry game coming up>conference championship maybe coming upYeah, why would they schedule a cupcake right before all that shit... Are you retarded?
>>143916636The playoff selection has not been that controversial excepting last season.
>>143915101I never forget a man as handsome as that.
>>143915101>>143916761The fact that my eyes were drawn to his face instead of those booba says it all.
>>143916305Better than having it at the beginning of the season as a “tune-up” game like SH1G teams do.
>>143915101>he is currently pursuing business ventures in Las VegasThat woman is an escort
>>143915458Can you make good money betting against odds like that? They’re not that hard to find.
>>143901272As a U$Cfag I can’t say this doesn’t feel good. Even the possibility of having to compete here made him legit seethe
>>143916799Sure if you think the odds are wrong. Biggest misconception in sports betting is thinking odds and probability are the same thing.
>>143916305Turns out that expansionfags were just huckster con artists all along and the whole “more playoff spots means teams won’t schedule cupcakes anymore” was an outright lie. There’s no sign that this type of shit is going away.
>>143916785Why is it better>>143910985>week 1 pisstobal vs napier battle to keep a jobkek
>>143910985Most of these seem reasonable but what insane crackhead gambling addicts are putting money on Day, Riley, Swinney or Venables to get fired
>>143917055surely Ohio State fill fire a coach that goes 11-1 every yearthe boomers on elevenwarriors told me so
>>143908217>anOSU ass-pillaging Texas State>Jawja shitting down Iowa’s throat>LSU and Pedo State battling to see who gets rekt in the next roundThank G*D the playoff will finally be exciting
>>143910985i think the baylor coach is gonna be the first one to get the pink slip
>>143917083the cope is that losing to michigan was why Cooper got fired... even though he didn't get fired until he straight up stopped being good at all
Looking forward to Saturday and finally having some proper fucking scran in the Aviva (last year they had pretzels, the Aviva's food is shit and overpriced).>>143914622Would be funny
>>143917133>proper scranPrepare for the artery clogging goodness of the sour’s finest delicacies
random webm of the day
>>143890703I thought gridiron football was rated in the German speaking world?>>143901267meme college with mostly meme degrees>>143902316>week one is in the same weekend as local con'tis merely Akron, be back at Week 2>>143908217>Texas StateThis is Boise State's playoff spot to lose. If they fuck this up it sure as hell isn't going to be given to a Fun Belt team. That's going to be given to Liberty.
>There's only 11 days and a wake-up until kickoff, friends.GO BEAVS!
>>143914595>altered conferences to my liking in the first dynasty I made>scheduling gets fucked after year 1 (I was repeatedly getting 2-3H/6-7A conference games, there were some teams in my conference I never played while others I played yearly despite not having divisions, plus it was skipping some of the rivalries you mentioned even though they were all still together)>start a new dynasty without changing any conferences, figure that will fix it>exact same shit starts happening again after a couple seasonsIt's really annoying, hopefully they can patch this. Shouldn't be too hard to let you set protected games and force it to either give 4H/4A conference games to everyone in conferences with 8 games or alternate 4H/5A and 5H/4A every year in conferences with 9 games. It also tends to schedule all my conference home games in bunches, which fucks me out of recruiting visits if they're all at the end of the season after most recruits have already committed.
>>143917608For me, it's the fact that I had NINE road games in a row
>>143915983BASED
Here's your Week 1 upset bro
>>143917133How many euros
>>143916987Real teams are ready to play top competition week 1. SH1G teams usually have 3 cupcakes to begin the season so they can prepare better.
>>143917760God willing. Fuck J. Smith.
>>143917533hope you guys have a good season beavbro
>>143917923Thank you. 96% of last year's season tix were renewed. Not many jumped this ship. The people that have been sitting next to me for the last 15 years did however.Here's to new friends =)
>>143917847>>143917923>>143918021Will the Big 12 save them and Wazzu?
>>143918021What section you in?214 here BTW
>>143918098118 =)>>143918087We don't need saving. I'd personally like to continue to play west coast teams, and not take part of the clown show conferences that have no logical region association. There's no rush. We have time to figure it out.
>>143917804Interesting way to frame the EEC needing a bye week>>143917847J Smith couldn't save your program bro
>>143918165The only possible regional conference is the MWC and you + Cougs seem pretty opposed to that, for good reason. It would be athletic department suicide to turn down a Big 12 invitation in favor of the MWC because of muh West Coast opponents. Calford and the Pac 12 schools that left for the Big 12 are not going to leave their new homes to make a Nu Pac 12.
>>143918333Oh god! What will my Beavs do if we don't get to play in the mighty Big12341234123?!Meh. There's more important things than how strong ESPN views a conference. Regional affiliation is more important to me for example. >The only possible regional conference is the MWC and you + Cougs seem pretty opposed to thatSo opposed to it that we basically are in the MWC this year, right?
>>143912874Hush up, I'm inventing important spy glasses over here.
>>143914355It's going to be Liberty again but no one wants to predict Liberty because that would look like they're approving of Liberty existing. The only thing that makes the plebbit more angry than saying Liberty should be allowed to exist is saying one of the anti-injection guys should be allowed to coach again.
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I'm glad the token G5 playoff team pretty much automatically gets the 12 seed when they were initially talking about it they were debating or not whether to give them one of the fucking byes
>>143918600The football argument against Liberty is they are in the weakest FBS conference and they play a dogshit schedule. They don't face any P5 teams. Their hardest game is at Appalachian State. A 2 loss MWC, American or Sun Belt champion would have a more impressive resume than undefeated Liberty. The committee could send a message about the importance of SOS in such a scenario.>>143918713Technically they could get a bye. The byes go to the 4 highest ranked champions, not the champions of specific conferences. Some meme shit could happen where 8-4 Pitt upsets Clempus in the ACC CCG so they're the 12 seed while 12-1 Boise State gets the 4 seed and a bye.
>>143918404While it was a reasonable agreement to make due to the need for a schedule for the next couple of years, really wish you guys weren't pushed into agreeing to such a high cost to join up with just the good teams from the Mountain West. If you could invite the best six, that would give you a nice eight team conference and you'd be a ready home for Cal and Stanford once the realities of playing in an eastern based conference starts to set in.
>>143918740still pretty goddamn unlikely the way that conference championships have gone recently, those meme upsets just don't happen when they are available
>>143918746100% agree. Well said. We have, I think, two years to figure it out. No need to rush into it like calford did.Cheers, friend.
>>143918740If it was the "best" teams, there would be no autobids for any conference, and certainly not one of a G5. Everyone understands the possible ramifications of an anti-trust lawsuit if an undefeated G5 (not just Liberty) is ever excluded from the playoffs. No one wants that so the one and only way an undefeated G5 is left out is if there are multiple undefeated G5 teams. CFP is willing to pay the small cost of having a shitty first round blowout with poor tv ratings each year if it keeps them out of court.>heuhuh, dey nebur doo datJust because that's going to be someone's moronic reply even though pretty much everyone already knows the G5 spot is there to prevent lawsuits about "being locked out before the season starts". No matter how soft of a schedule Liberty plays, they've already shown they'll sue to get what they want, so there's no "calling their bluff". The NCAA tried to use its rules to keep Liberty out of FBS. Liberty filed a lawsuit and the NCAA instantly folded. CFP isn't going to pay court costs and deal with being wrapped up in a court case that could cause them to be declared an illegal monopoly and having engaged in illegal restriction on trade because they think 11-1 Tulane had a more difficult schedule than 12-0 Liberty, even if that's completely true and Tulane is the far better team. Strength of schedule will only come into play if everyone has at least one loss. Undefeated is automatic access to the playoff not because they're the best but because it keeps the structure from being challenged in court. Autism dorks with a purity fetish never go far in life because they can't understand such strategies and get too wrapped up in the purity of their numbers to understand how the real world works.
>>143918763those matchups won't even happen in the B1G now because of how their CG is structured, so that's automatically -1 potential meme bye for shitty G5 meme teams
>>143918844>suing because you're butthurt over the beauty pageant aspect of the sportNever happened during the boomer poll era, never happened during the BCS era, never happened during the 4 team playoff era (even when an undefeated P5 champion was left out in favor of 1 loss P5 champions last season), won't happen in the 12 team playoff era.Placing teams higher or lower due to their SOS has always been an acceptable part of how teams are ranked. Poor SOS has burned schools far bigger and more prestigious than Liberty without leading to lawsuits. Playing a schedule full of FCS-tier teams doesn't give you a free pass on SOS. The NCAA has nothing to do with the committee/the CFP so their poor track record on lawsuits is irrelevant.
>Tfw my Nittany Lions already locked a CFB Playoff spot regardless of if they get btfo by Ohio State by 50 points and miss the B1G Championship game.Feels good man.
>>143918298Bye weeks after 11 games are respectable. Bye weeks for all of weeks 1-3 are not.
>>143919241>most of the conference only plays 9 p5 teams>Needs an extra byeThis is America's super conference???Here is the #11 ranked team schedule
>>143919241You're getting one less early season cupcake or no more November cupcake once the SEC finally starts playing 9 conference games
>>143919286Notice in your example there’s still a P5 team in the first three games, even if it is Boston College. Now let’s compare that to the first three games of the back to back to back SH1G champions. No P5s in sight for the first three games. Conveniently, those were the games Harbaugh was banned from. The first time around anyway.
>>1439193259 SEC games is equivalent to 12 SH1G games, 14 All Cup Cakes games and 18 Little 16 games. Hopefully they never increase, it’s unfair enough as it is.
>>143919351>poach bluebloods>durr it's not fair we actually have to play these teams now wtf how could this happenKeep your hands off other conferences if you don't like it
>>143919375Those “bluebloods” are the 6th and 7th most recent teams in the SEC to win natties. They made the SEC marginally better but the SEC was NFL tier long before they arrived.
>>143919044dumb kroniiposter
>>143919479SECfags shill teams like A&M, Missouri, Ole Miss and Tennessee as huge games too. When were their last national championships?
>>143918165>>143918087Much as I like the Beavs and Wazzu, I want the Big 12 to expand eastward.Pre-2011 was peak conference alignment. Except I'd still have Miami, BC, and VA Tech in the BIG EAST.>>143919044>tfw your shittany lions will lose to WVUkek
my coogs :)
>>1439195541939, 1960 (unclaimed), 1962, 1998, respectively. All by far the most recent for teams that far down in a conference.
>>143870049swap a&m with OU and you’ve got it
>>143919351Arkansas Mississippi State and Texas AM are Minnesota Northwestern and Nebraska with better coattails to latch onto. The peak of Team SEC delusion is when I hear a game against Arkansas considered a tough out lol
>>143917384>I thought gridiron football was rated in the German speaking world?NFL, yes.and more recently their ELF, which also plays on Saturday until late September, which probably didn't help keeping CFB on air.
>>143870049>losing to to OU
>>143917786For the pretzel? I don't think it was more than €5. Keep in mind a shitty hot dog in the Aviva is €8 or €10.
>>143866410>16 teams>8 games>no divisions>"institutes of higher learning"a properly educated 8 year old should see the fault with this. at least this one knows geography
>>143918087No, the ACC willNo one wants to admit but they are the best two “G5” candidates available, when FSU and Clempus go they will replace them
>>143918600You're probably right, the selection committee proved they don't give a shit about strength of schedule when they gave Liberty a NY6 bowl last year despite them having the 133rd ranked strength of schedule. They're playing in a glorified FCS conference.
Is CVS fast food?
>>143922972Whenever I go it there’s always someone strung out or 90 years old in front of me and it takes about 15 minutes to checkout.
>>143894924>WVU alumBased. I was forged in the fires of the dadisman thot corridor. Are you trusting the climb brother?
>>143920018>SH1G reading comprehension
My dad sent this to me this morning so you have to see it too
>>143923602Pitt fans shitlibs?
>Oregon at 3 when they have a manlet coconut nigger for a QB
Are there any current college RBs that can run and move like Reggie Bush or Mark Ingram?
>>143924029Of course, Donny T is a Garrett Greene Truther.
>>143923039lol is that screencap from the 2021 game vs Oklahoma?
Bad newsMars is buying Pop Tarts and Cheez ItThis may be the end of the Pop Tarts Bowl and Cheez It Bowlhttps://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/14/business/dealbook/mars-kellanova-deal-pringles-cheezit.html
>>143924607If Poptart has any c-level executives worth their weight they’ll sell their bowl game at the next board meeting like Jon Hamm
>>143924054They still won’t be the first current top 10 team to bounce out
>>143924200No, Bush was a once in a lifetime kind of player. He was the IRL version of the video game player you'd make with 99 speed, agility, acceleration, elusiveness, juking and jumping.
>department hired a middle aged white guyMY DISSERTATION IS SAVED THE MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN MARCHES ON>>143925119Shame about his Madden stats.
>>143920770that's some shit right there gaelbro>>143923039I am indeed trusting the climb, already requested tickets to the Penn State game, let's hope I get em
>>143924607NOOO
>>143924607why tho? the brand names still exist
>>143924607>>143924676It's dead anyway. It's like that Wendy's intern who went rogue and then everyone else aped him until we got shit like the Saints Row devs actively just shitting on customers. Those stunts are a once-in-a-lifetime thing, whoever the guy was who came up with that shit needs to be working on the next thing six months ago.
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What should he expect from Michigan State this season?
>>143918676Print that on a shirt and wear it when Alabama gets a College game day appearance.
>>1439253326 wins and a bowl
>>143925332Pinochet trivia
>>143925292They were playing spades in the locker room. He’s running a collegiate program not a prison block.
The fucking retarded HBCU nogs at Delaware State missed their bus to the airport and missed their flight to Hawaii, putting their week 0 game in jeopardy. Typical HBCU dysfunction. Why these schools even have accreditation is beyond me, it’s all grift and incompetence.
>>143925802How the hell do you miss a chartered bus?
I went to a good basketball school which had a D3/shit tier football team and I just wanna sayFuck you all for having a better experience than me :(
>>143925832Nova?
>>143925332A new sexual harassment allegation when they are 2-4
>>143925802HBCUs serve an important role keeping some future astronauts away from those of us going to real schools
>>143925292>Colorado O/U is 5.5Jesus Christ smash the fucking under it’s literally free money
I think there are division 2 stadiums bigger than this
Do college football coaches also act as professor/teachers on campus in the offseason kind of like high school coaches would teach history or math? Sorry, I went to a basketball school with no football program.
>>143926025Didn't one of the black astronauts went to Howard which is a HBCU?
My nephew just started college to Miss State University.
>>143926330Don't think so unless it's a gimmick gym class
>>143926330some teach gimmick "leadership" classes that don't even count towards GEs
>>143926419>"leadership"Would be pretty cool on my resume that I took a leadership class at Alabama with Nick Saban.
>>143926434that's pretty much the point of the coaches who do that it's an easy resume filler for the people lucky enough to get into the class
>>143926330I remember Mike Leach taught some meme pirate class at Washington State. I think Urban Meyer taught classes at Ohio State too.
>>143926591tressel and meyer both did yes
>bama paying $875k salary for a GMPlayer-school contracts loom
>>143849193I love when the CPU constantly no huddles and there's nothing you can do to stop the inevitable TD. Like the switch turns on.
>>143925802There isn’t even any weather or anything that would affect that kekPure failure
>>143926330Maybe in the past but now the recruiting/planning/nil negotiations and retaining kids is a 24/7 job even during spring semester
>>143926419>>143926434They sit in on “actual” leadership development graduate courses pretty often. Where you write articles about leadership efficacy and whatnot.
>>143925802Texas Southern almost lost their accreditation after their president got caught taking bribes for degrees and a whole bunch of other shit.
>>143925802kek
>>143925802Morehouse seems like the only HBCU that’s an actual institution of higher education and not a corrupt shithole for retards who want a degree printed
>>143920302Damn shame, Franz. Damn shame.
>>143925802mainlanders have been cursed for angering the noble rainbow warrior spirits
>>143875320Don't worry, Gawja fans and players don't have degrees.
[Matt Fortuna ] Oklahoma State players will wear QR codes on the back of their helmets that link to the general team fund.Mike Gundy: “This is a revolutionary step forward to help keep Oklahoma State football ahead of the game. It gives a chance for everyday fans across the world to have a real impact when it comes to supporting the NIL efforts for Cowboy football. I’m thrilled about this opportunity for our players.”
>>143927477just put ads on the jerseys man damn
>>143927477No tip no TDTough luck
>>143926242Looks comfy
>>143927477>have to buy season tickets to be disappointed >have to buy a parking pass so you can be disappointed without walking ten hours to get to your seats>pay the chinese student 19.99 plus tip for popcorn >game finally starts, have to tip your receiver when they drop a pass>have to tip the quarterback for throwing a pickGrim.
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