La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 2Cascais - Ourém194 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-2/liveRoadbook: https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/la-vuelta-24-libro-de-ruta.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTVE / VRT / NOS / Flobikes14:30 CET
>>143867715Current and upcoming races:12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT14.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT01.09 Grote prijs Beerens 1.1 WE03.09 - 08.09 Tour of Britain 2.Pro03.09 - 08.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE6.09 - 08.09 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT08.09 BEMER Cyclassics 1.UWT08.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro08.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro08.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.1 WE11.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.111.09 European Continental Championships ME - ITT CC11.09 European Continental Championships WE - ITT CC12.09 - 15.09 Tour of İstanbul 2.112.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT14.09 European Continental Championships WE - Road Race CC 14.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6 >Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>143862080
Tour de Pologne (2.UWT)Stage 7 (Final)Wieliczka - Kraków142.1 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2024/startlistGC after stage 6:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2024/stage-6-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2024/stage-7/livehttps://www.tourdepologne.pl/en/live-text/Roadbook: https://www.tourdepologne.pl/wp-content/uploads/2024/folder.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/TVP Sport 13:40 CET
3rd for Wout.
PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)Stage 5 (Final)Roskilde - Gladsaxe164.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2024/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2024/stage-4-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2024/stage-5/liveStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ 13:45 CET
Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)Stage 8 (Final)Le Grand-Bornand - Alpe d'Huez149.9 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2024/startlistGC after stage 7:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2024/stage-7-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2024/stage-8/liveStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / VRT / NOS / RTVE16:00 CET
Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)Stage 1 (ITT)Sarrebourg - Sarrebourg7.1 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/startlistStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-1/live/startorderLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-1/liveRoadbook:https://tourdelavenir.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAvenir-2024.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ 16:45 CET
i love her
our boy Jimmy in rojo
>>143867832oh shit our girl Faulkner cratered today
>>143867913MF looks 50
>>143867913
>>143867913a face only a mother can love
>>143867952rocking that meth addict look
imagine if Kasia chutes and Puck snags yellow tomorrow
>>143867989I'd like to kijk her, if you know what I mean.
>>143867715>>143867778>>143867809>>143867832>>143867863too much shit going on
>>143867913>The fuck did I do?
>>143867683yes 24 next saturday, time flies, very uncozy
>>143868030only vuelta and avenir are relevant
>>143867989>Alpecin hair booster>Womans teamHmmm
>>143867971>>143867987kek, but is it much worse than Dan?
>>143868078hairy clams...
>>143868112it's mostly his cratered skin, not that it's his faultjust dealt a shit hand in life
>>143868112Dan just looks inbred
>>143868154kek I'm dying
>>143868153loads of americans have shitty acne genes like dylan johnson
>>143868184>built for perfection always gets me
Has Visma even won a TT this year?
>>143868228Was about to make the same post.
>>143868244no
>>143868266god that small pancakes comment backfired so hard
>>143868154now thats a propa team bus. meanwhile /ourgirl/ is in 50th as a lonewolf-babevixen with no teammates and facing bullying from the peloton and the organisers.
>>143868355team easy on energy
>>143868355respect to the babe!
>>143868266Visma has 24 wins to Pogacar's 24 wins.
I'll be at km 174.6, but with frens so I can't get cheeky to my /cyc/ berts
>>143868390Easy on the yes too
>>143868390>team I melt in your mouth not in your hand
>>143868398looks bogged
>>143868437she had a procedure done. it ruined her natural beauty but i want a sloppy facefucking though too, so mission accomplished bitch!
how is a random uzbeki girl with no teammates beating Wiebes by 7 minutes. lololol
Fuckin' Jimmy McNulty. Not normal
>uzbeki feet
>>143868700>fugggg
didn't catch the stage but very happy for are brando
>>143866091I used to be on quetiapine (seroquel) years ago. I first started off with olanzapine (zyprexa) which I thought was great because it got me to eat so much more without wanting to throw up, also I could actually drink until I'm drunk without wanting to throw up before I get bevvied and also i was actually able to fall asleep within half an hour of going to bed. And then they switched me to risperidone and it just completely killed all my energy. Ended up with quetiapine because the doc said it would be better for depression. Helped with sleep, but I dunno if it did anything for my mood. I was real bummed out that i lost those hunger and drinking perks from olanzapine. Also not sure how good it is to stay on those anti psychotics for ever.And now back to /cyc/ling, I rode down a 6 lane boulevard with 2 lanes for street side parking, and no bike paths for the first time, to get to the grocery store without taking a big detour. It's so nerve-wracking always looking behind your shoulder to see if it's okay to keep going. I kept riding in the door zone even though I really should just take the lane as we are allowed here. I'm glad there was a woman on an e-bike in front of me for a bit thought that reassured me a bit, although fuck man she was going slow as fuck despite being on an e-bike. I find a lot of women actually don't even hit the speed limit with those, especially the city's bike share ones. They really just use it for a little assistance.Had an entire quiche yesterday for 1590 calories, about to have an entire meatpie this evening for 2600 calories. Both on sale for the same low price of just under $7CAD, but the quiches and chicken pot pies are smaller and have less calories than the meatpies.
>>143868355Shes ahead of wiebsy
Is American cycling back?
>>143868764it's been back for a while do you even watch this sport
Praying for Kasia (best girl) tomorrow
>>143867913>>143867971i don't think he looks that bad these days, he looks kind of rugged with the skin and the stache. i think it suits him better than when he was younger and had hair
Wait I am the ONLY one to pick De Gendt? He said he completely focused on this because it is his last GT, and there are like 15 breakaway stages. And if this guy really wants something... He even used a food coach for the first time in his life.
>>143868750based feaster, what were the anti-psychotics for? I'm guessing severe depression? the psyciatrists and the nurses said that if I have mood issues on quetiapine it's time for some ssri's as well, I obviously have no idea or insight in your case but maybe that was an option with quetiapine. when I had taken obscene amounts of drugs over a christmas I tanked my serotonin levels and lost an incredible amount of weight. maybe ssri's are right for you? maybe that is the chemical?I love the quetiapine, it seems to be perfect for me and I sleep very well, it also makes me reflect how much I actually hate the mania whereas I thought I loved it. it's chaotic and destructive, but I guess it was just time away from depression. it's nice you've bounced back and can be independent, it's no life being chronically unwell.
>>143868916it was all a psyop to get you to waste 6 points
Oh boarding seems to have started. This may be my last Kazakh post. Farewell.
>>143868959to me you're still chinese
>>143868954No he will score me many points and I will be smug about it.
>>143868916this is the post you make before the race starts to psyop people into picking that fucking loser
>ZAYUM, uzbeki women look like that?!
>>143868916>berts are now psyopsing themselves
>oh she cute
>>143868916>>143868959rare
>>143869272its just autismbert on vacation
>>143869300We get Kazakhstan poster even without autism Bert during TdF.
>>143869335astanabert used to post more often.
>>143867913Cycling isn't exactly a sport that's known for making you prettier desu. Whatever, he's a normal looking dude with pretty bad acne scars and a receding hairline, growing the 'stache was the right choice. He'd be a HOF 70's character actor.
I'm gonna be in Zurich for the world championship road race
THE CAINE MUTINY (1954) Is a great fucking time. I recommend it for all the kinoberts. Bogart is the goat. Bobby Francis was really good as well shame he died so young
damn didn't know Lance was such a beast
>>143869381Sounds fun. I will have just returned from Langeland that week
>>143869434It never happened.
>>143869375>He'd be a HOF 70's character actorHe's not even 'ugly' that's a rugged look with a lot of character and you're right, in previous years it would be cool and handsome. I rewatch even 90's stuff and shit hairlines and bad teeth are everywhere because that's normal, and they are still handsome. Everything now is sterilized.
>>143869491
>>143869489must be true. he wouldn't lie
>>143869491Donald Sutherland has gotten more trim than all Berts combined
>>143869381I'm still irritated by the Americans that came to Zurich for a Taylor Swift concert and said that it was much cheaper than doing the same thing in America. burger tourists found out how to use public transport in Europe and I even encountered them on a hike in the mountains last week. those cheapo 300€ return flights from the East coast to Europe were a mistake.as long as I don't encounter American tourists on my rides all is well.
>>143868926yeah at the time severe depression. Fortunately or should I say unfortunately for me, my problem wasn't all that fixable by drugs. Good thing because I don't have to be dependent on them, but bad because I needed some other solution. I was given sertraline for a bit as well while I was on antipsychotics. Didn't find it was particularly helpful for me. Also later on at one point I got mugged while I was still seeing the psychiatrist, he wrote me a script for propranolol after that happened, felt like it didn't do anything, although for those anti anxiety drugs it probably meant i didn't even need them at all.
>>143869623>as long as I don't encounter American tourists on my rides all is well.As soon as we can import an f350 you'll meet one.
>>143869524this will always be ugly though
>>143869623Tourism isn't all that bad when your country is very rich and well off. It's not like they actually plan on living there. Housing taken off the market because of Airbnb doesn't even account for much of the shortage anyways. They're just a little obnoxious. I'd be more annoyed at tourists in shithole third world countries, poor western european countries, east asian countries and in the Netherlands. It must be hell on your cycling paths when lolweed burgers who haven't ridden a bike since they were kids get on them.
>Albert Withen Philipsen (Age 17), Ordino, Andorra. >6.20 ᵉW/Kg for 24:35 at altitude 6.61 ᵉW/Kg (effort normalized for sea level) >Even with fresh legs, this is one of the greatest climbing performances by a junior, especially one who isn't built like a pure climber
>>143869885Hey I've heard that one before
>>143869885The next August for sure
>>143869797he a french cute
>>143869924>>143869935unlike this literal WHO, based Albert has actually shown he is good on a bike in races
>>143869885Prins Albert, the next Pogacar
>>143869636Were you able to work during that period? How old at the time?>muggedThis is getting common in Britain now too
>>143869997Yes, a real prodigy
>>143870139Clemmensen and Møller Andersen(Sørensen) will be on BORA in a couple years, Philipsen on Trek, and maybe 3-4 of the others on Tudor and UnoX
shes h*rn*
BURGERBERT. I gave your little 90's movie podcast a try, and the VERY FIRST thing these bozos do is spend 15 minutes talking down to my boy, the GOD Brian DE PALMA. Shan't be spending any more time listening to these miscreants.
>>14387013022, started working a few months into therapy, got mugged when I had a job.
Well well well, it seems that I am BACK
A lot of suspicious looking people here. Not being racist of course
>>143871453>A lot of suspicious looking people here.
>>143871791Decades of dopage experience past on by his daddy
>>143871791hair sus
>>143871226>>143871242>>143871453you have a rare opportunity to make all burgerberts so proud right nowin Baku, Azerbaijan, is the worlds biggest KFC
>>143872127>in Baku, Azerbaijan, is the worlds biggest KFCChicken Schnitzel
>>143868112>>143867913I fucking love these two some of the best riders ever as far as entertainment/heart>>143868154this is from the time Richie Froome cannonballed himself into Martin on descending mont du chat Martin finished 6th that year with a broken back
>>143871899how many hookers has ulle killed?
The Devil was beating his wife something fierce here tonight, so I decided to pack some ciders and take a stroll down to the riverfront. Most people were scared off so I shared them with an elderly black man fishing alone in the Potomac, he hadn't caught anything by the Titanic memorial. I bought us each a lobster roll from a local place, he was real nice and told stories of South DC from before the big renovations in the early 00s. And now, for some Burger Hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4L20t8Dvlg
>>143872510>...all victims were dressed in 90s TdF replica kits
>>143872782Gosling would be a terrible choice for a Figgy biopic
>>143872777>In Flanders and the Netherlands, the "Devil beating his wife" is known as the "Duiveltjeskermis"
ah, another year, another american leading the vuelta. at this point, they should start using miles instead of kilometers
>>143872794hmm, interestinglet's cast Figgy!>Alexander Skarsgård
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_xXIG8Kgs I have a KOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr49txvlke4Only one in this thread with a KOM
>>143873016If you want be to open the links you have to write /bh/ or Burger Hours in the body of your text
>CZECHBERT!!<Is it Vachek or Vatsek?
>>143873279Wattsecks
>>143873308Dank you Sean
I keep seeing Decathlon bikes with part 105 for sale on facebook marketplace, I really want to buy one but I just don't have the space and I hate spending money. A rim brake full 105 BTwin has been recently sold for 800CAD and I'm getting serious FOMO about getting this other btwin listed at 1100CAD, doesn't seem to have any 105 on it though, but it does have disc brakes, hopefully it's cable actuated hydraulic calipers like with the RC520. I'm doing so much window shopping I'm probably not gonna buy anything for a while
>>143872854>they should start using miles instead of kilometersBased fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mckVJn5mJVQBürgër Höürs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urw-iutHw5EEs ist immer noch sehr Burgerzeit
>>143874193Nein, es ist keine richtife Burgerzeit, bevor wir echte Musik ernsthaft gespielthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGHhaMUqSQ
Ich bin weder Deutscher noch Deutscher, ich benutze die Übersetzung, um in der Nähe von Deutschland zu sein
Ich sitze in einem kleinen Schaukelboot und singeSingen über die Dinge, die dem Leben einen Wert verleihenIch kann nicht auf dem Wasser laufen, aber ich kann so viele andere Dinge tunIch kann mich glücklich fühlen, ich kann mich frei fühlenIn meinem Bauch ist Frühling. Ich weiß, was ich tun möchteAuf der Suche nach Frieden, frei von allen BlickenMit beiden Beinen auf dem Boden segeln Sie draußen auf dem Fjord herumIch bin mit einem Pils an der Leine ganz zufriedenIch sitze in einem kleinen Schaukelboot und singeSingen über die Dinge, die dem Leben einen Wert verleihenIch kann nicht auf dem Wasser laufen, aber ich kann so viele andere Dinge tunIch kann mich glücklich fühlen, ich kann mich frei fühlenVersuchen Sie zu spüren, wo die Luft vibriert. Schauen Sie sich das Wasser an, wo es glitzertIch habe viel Zeit und überhaupt keine UhrHier riecht es nach Algen und Teer. Es dient einfach zum TragenEinen Fisch auf einem Gestell aus einem alten Herd trocknenIch sitze in einem kleinen Schaukelboot und singeSingen über die Dinge, die dem Leben einen Wert verleihenIch kann nicht auf dem Wasser laufen, aber ich kann so viele andere Dinge tunIch kann mich glücklich fühlen, ich kann mich frei fühlenIch sitze in einem kleinen Schaukelboot und singeSingen über die Dinge, die dem Leben einen Wert verleihenIch kann nicht auf dem Wasser laufen, aber ich kann so viele andere Dinge tunIch kann mich glücklich fühlen, ich kann mich frei fühlenIch sitze in einem kleinen Schaukelboot und singeSingen über die Dinge, die dem Leben einen Wert verleihen
>>143872777very cool, good story
UAE is the cleanest team of all time
UAE is gigadoping McNulty to out burger Kuss
SPAIN BELONGS TO AMERICA
Hadn't touched my beard since May 1st, shaved it all off today
>>143874472Is that danish? Looks like German, but why the Danebert?
>>143875183It's a Danish song
>>143875561A Danish song in German. Incredible odd
How do I make cycling friends?
>>143877515inhale CO at the back of big pick up trucks on idle at walmart
Speaking of which, I don't think Rora Hansbull has the CO technology yet, so does fallglic really stands a chance against /elite/?
>>143877515Become a doctor and sell TUE's™
nice ride, got some lovely drizzle
>>143876714In a lil' Rockin' boatI'll sit and sing a rhymeA rhyme 'bout what I'm worth, an' all that I likeI ain't meant to walk on waterBut the Lord loves like no otherHe lets me be glad, he lets me freeGot a feelin' in my gutI know, what I wantI wanna find my peace, free from society's glanceSail around in the soundsWith me feet in the groundI'm happy enough with a beer in my handsIn a lil' Rockin' boatI'll sit and sing a rhymeA rhyme 'bout what I'm worth, an' all that I likeI ain't meant to walk on waterBut the Lord loves like no otherHe lets me be glad, he lets me freeTry an' hear the crickets singSee the water glisteningWe got all the time in the world, an' no place to beSmell the salt come off the seaFeelings of tranquilityFry a fish, share with good company In a lil' Rockin' boatI'll sit and sing a rhymeA rhyme 'bout what I'm worth, an' all that I likeI ain't meant to walk on waterBut the Lord loves like no otherHe lets me be glad, he lets me freeIn a lil' Rockin' boatI'll sit and sing a rhymeA rhyme 'bout what I'm worth, an' all that I likeI ain't meant to walk on waterBut the Lord loves like no otherHe lets me be glad, he lets me freeIn a lil' Rockin' boatI'll sit and sing a rhymeA rhyme 'bout what I'm worth, an' all that I like
have only been on /cyc/ during the olympics since the end of the tdfsince when has it been decided that seppy was going to go for gc? i thought he said he’d never do it againalso when did quickstep become T-REXI feel like I missed a lot
>>143871226Salam aleikum.(this always seemed to me like a kid trying to be clever and reading things backwards)
god morning everyone
>>143882168Go'morgen
They call me the mindful gooner
>>143882168bonjour ma mignonne
>>143882168buen dias
>>143868482I dont get it, is this her coach/mother? or is this old hag also racing?
I am very annoyed. Why is it always muslim countries where everyone tries to cheat you and fuck you over as much as possible. I don't think I will stay long here.
>>143884417Olga is still racing. She's 44 years old. She's Amber NEBENesque.
>>143884417Average age of the female peleton
>>143872836Nobody has ever heard of this, Bert
How did I completely miss this kek, could not even finish the first stage whats the point of starting then
>>143884621Even I knew this
>>143884437Honesty and integrity is almost uniquely a Western concept, you could throw Japan in.My flag and people are halfway Western and it reflects some of them being really zealous about being an immaculate person and things being right but some of them are this Eastern opportunist wiseguy who's concept of good is what is good for him, and what makes what is going on for him look better than what is going on for his neighbor.Then there are Semites, their taqiya and talmud, who won't even hide you're an outgroup sheep to be sheared at best.Virtually no outliers there.
>>143870139>Mikkel Bang Fredsø
>>143884437What happened?
>>143884417deGen-X x Babby ZoomZoom. we skipped the shitlennial question
>>143885051>BOGGED.com
I'm sorry for complaining about schizobrit
>>143885235you can complain about bouth although the brit is alright for the moment
Damn Alain Delon is dead, RIP. One of my favourite actors. Going to rewatch Le Cercle Rouge while riding on the trainer tomorrow.
Brit's issue was that his tiresome naugthi episode was morphing into full blown eternal *nglo every single post.Burger is just a clinically unwell eyesore.Too bad for the filtering since half of my thread are closed posts but it is better this way.Wish well the other bongs, Norcal burger, NC burger, the NY/Nj area burgers, Houdenbert, other burgers but fuck that DC freak - besides schizoburger.
Stage 1João Almeida (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.Filippo Baroncini (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.Isaac Del Toro (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.Pavel Sivakov (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.Adam Yates (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.Brandon McNulty (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.Marc Soler (UAE Team Emirates): Non-compliant clothing during team presentation (Non-authorized jersey by UCI), 500CHF fine; 15 UCI point penalty.DS Marco Marcato (UAE Team Emirates: Fine 500CHF for the same reason as above.
ahaha wtf
>>143885386>rapeman too autistic to follow the rest of the team
>>143885386they forgot to register it? rookie mistake
>>143885353whats your trainer, big sexy man?
>>143885472he wasn't even there
Could anyone post the niewabooba webm
>>143885893
>>143885947based thanks
>>143885368burger is just spam. there is no point to his posts. not smart, not funny, not interesting, not even bait, just pure useless spam. how can he read his own posts think yes this is a good thing to be doing with my life. I'd die of a self induced cringe overdose.
>>143884437i'd probably avoid Iran>Men arrested for wearing shorts despite 45C heat in Iran. Videos posted online showed Iranian security forces violently beating men for baring their legs. In the capital, Tehran, several police officers were recorded insulting and beating a man inside a metro station.>One officer said: “You cow, you donkey. Do you think with a few ‘woman, life, freedom’ slogans, you can do whatever the f**k you want?” At the same time other officers slapped the man in the face.good luck to aspiring Iranian cyclists
Ride done berts, time for a pizza. My friend's mule really has shitty break and tire, descent were a bit sketchy
Are there Bertollo profiles for the Vuelta?
>>143886309yes you can find them in the archive
>Quickly made shit sprinter team for Pooland and random good sounding options for Vuelta while on vacation in Koers-land >Bad but not worst by far in kurwa tour>Top 10 VueltaSome of you guys are really bad at this huh
>>143886398>Top 10 VueltaWe already have the final results?
>>143886398>peaking early50th by the first mountain stage
>>143886267
>>143885947get that stoner outta here
>>143886431
>>143886414They were revealed to me by a burning bush
>>143886061Yes, he is a clinical headcase that found this outlet for his vital energy by extremely cringe and bizarre spamposts.>>143886398I was posting how your situeish has been disaster for your goombling peformance and well-being but look at you, no fucking worries, let's go!
>HORNER got cagied
>>143886500should have eaten more snickers to dodge
HORNER already on the McNULTY hopium train
Disaster for team Astana Qazaqstan Development Team as the great Rudolf REMKHI crashes out of the Turul Romaniei while in the GC jersey. So now instead of TOP 3 runners in the gc, they only have 2. A BIG loss of UCI points!
>>143886637the devo team doesn't count towards the main team anyway
>>143886694that is unfortunate
Ok, gonna go on a cagie-free mtb ride, maybe to me big stinky lake even.All before today's ciclismo marathon really gets red cheeks.
allah to Tudor is a done deal
>Vollering 1.28>Niewiadoma 5.5>Realini 11>Muzic 19>Pieterse 21>Gigante 26>Bradbury 36>La Bus 34>Fisher-Black 51Not even the slovenian dopeur extraordinaire had these sort of odds for a stage win
50 km on the trail done. Ive paid my suffering, so now I can rightfully enjoy watching other riders suffer.
>>143886790bookies saw her cruising around that parking lot pondering whatever it is that a seething vollering is pondering and adjusted accordingly
>>143886751Haller to tudor, are they building a classics squad I wonder
>>143886736>cagie-free mtb rideno such thing here, i was almost clipped by a fucking cagie on a gravel road that crosses the trailthere is no peace anywhere, cagies refuse to let anyone enjoy anything
>>143886790won't be able to watch today, but I'm hoping Demi will be able to kwab Kasia somehow
why am I getting these frauds recommended again
>>143886870I'll repost from yesterday>single lane bridge>driver decides he won't stop >drives head on>I sit in the middle>he keeps coming at me >have to dive to the side>wing mirror hits me>he gets out and chases me down the road >calling me faggot >shouts he's going to run us over and kill us>doesn'tCagies are all the same around here, sport SUV's with blacked windows and tehy are absolute cunts. Highway code is very clear, not that anyone gives a fuck about that. Everyone has their own rules that are made from their ego. They see a cyclist, they see they need to slow down and change their speed or stop but it's too much for their ego, they don't move or stop for anyone. Very arrogant chavs. This is not a game for your egos, this is literally life and death. If I had a cam, he'd get a 4am knock and be arrested in front of his family. Especially with those threats. People throw glass on the roads cyclists use now too. Subhuman wagie low class cunts the lot of them.
>>143886309
>>143887082Picon Blanco stage is really nice
>no Tour Poitou Charentes coverage this yearDenied of Démare stat padding kino
>>143887082danke schön
>>143887099Picon Blanco is a kino climb and the descent is a beauty too
>>143885027Yes well, nothing that special, it is just that you have to pay attention and keep on your toes all the FUCKING time, and I was very tired and sometimes you just want to relax. And I was in the worst hostel ever, I already paid for 2 nights but I just left, they can keep my 10 eurodollars. I am now somewhere good and happy again.
>>143887248pay pig
>>143887265I don't even know what that means. Can someone post that Dane schizo seething picture for me? Thanks!
>>143887248muslims and indians here are the same, they screw you over at every opportunity. really like rats looking for scraps. I no longer use any of their services, best not fund them.
>>143884437>>143887248>visit mudslime shithole country>suprised that the people are shit therei know that you have giga autism but come on
Volta legend Ibon RUIZ and Volta legend Luis Angel MATE in the cabeza
>>143887395Just looked at your team. I had to scroll for a long time. Not looking great.
nice early start in denmark today
It just started raining cats and dogs, god this is comfy. Summer begone.
>>143887421>Counting chickens after prologue
>>143887446I meant the team an sich. It looks really bad.
>>143887446>Le first prologues are for the children Kek get kwabed zeemanplugge
>>143887479No it doesn'tI've got 4 of Top 5 in the bag
Hallo Kijkers
>>143887567I thought this was Horner from the thumbnail
She looks like Pumuckel
Now some proper post ride food
>>143887573Puckmuckelfinna go kijk right now
>>143887573Or Andy Zaltzman
>>143887576Christ, French "food" is digusting
>>143887576cake is so overratedbut this looks alright
Grüss auf Lago di Gürwa :DDD which doesn't even smell that bad.Unfortunately this resulted in a much higher whaling incident risk.Swear these women get pregnant only to have an excuse to remain fat for the rest of their lives.
>>143887576based
>>143887643what's going on with that bike
USA USA USA USA USA
>>143887643>MüllermilchBased and – dare I say it – redpilled
>>143887035
why do danes have such big roofs
>>143887797danes have a compulsive obsession with their house, its the most important thing in most peoples life here by a wide mile
>traithletefag
>>143887795good takes in this one tbqh
>>143887643you are on /tv/!
yea i wonder why Danmark Rundt suddenly has been finishing in Bagsværd 2 years in a row now *cough* Novo money *cough*
denmark looks nothing like britain, there are actual forests everywhere whereas they cut them all down in britain
we live in spain (portugal)
>>143887936Yes anon money buys influence
>>143888057One could even say that money can be exchanged for goods and services.
>>143887936That's good. Novo are so fucking rich they need to support Danish cycling instead of their retarded American registered diabeetus gimmick team.
>>143888015most of our forests are planted back in the 1700s-1800s when we chopped down our forests to build ships
Does team Mexico have the next del stier in their avenir team? And said it last year and I'm saying it again, if you already ride for a world tour team then wtf are you doing at the tour de l'avenir?
>>143888071What can be done to stop this injustice
>>143888093Del Toro is riding in Spain
>>143888093He's riding the Vuleta. But A. J. AUGUST is riding l'Avenir
>>143888137the next one however isn't
>>143887165
>>143888088that's kino
>>143888074they wont because of the simple reason that the US is they biggest customer (because the US is so fat lol)
>another day where i wake up knowing my countries economy keeps growing because of fat americans and Novo fucking them over because of their countries fucked healthcare system
I was asking about the Next del stier, like the next remco or more like the next van etvelt/uitenbroeks. Besides carlos alfonso garcia they all seem to be DNF and OTL merchants.
>>143888174They don't need the advertisement since everyone already knows about Ozempic (and diabetics obviously knowns about insulin). They just need a good public image in Denmark so people don't get mad when they pay off politicians here.
Why do people need drugs to lose weight? just eat less and exercise more, what is so hard about this? never understood it
>>143888227this should've been a German invention, it's so over for this country
>>143888250they already have a good public imagine loljust like Mærsk, Novo can support the most fucked people on the planet and literally no one would care
>>143888263"People" want to lose weight without eating less and exercising more
>>143888286Paduni was never shadowbanned he lost his powers when his team forced him to diet.
>>143888264Rheinmetal is doing pretty goodits not so over just yet
>>143888263Yeah, CICO is easy but some people are addicted to food to put it in simple terms. It's easier to "quit" when they feel way less hungry. It's similar to how they give an opioid to fight opioid addiction. Feeling fucking full to the point of almost sick after eating a small meal can really help some people who want to eat less to actually eat less.
if Cort wins the sprint but De Lie gets 2nd, De Lie wins the GCif Cort wins the sprint but De Lie gets 3rd, Cort wins the GCif Cort gets 2nd but De Lie gets 3rd, De Lie wins the GCif Cort gets 2nd but De Lie gets 4th, Cort wins the GC
>>143888286>lose weight without eating less and exercising moreYou know ozempic does not break the laws of thermodynamics right. It's very hard to eat a lot on those incretin mimetics
>>143888263I think it is getting far more complicated because people's cortisone is through the roof because life is getting far more stressful for people. You see society getting more on edge, I see it from motorists behaviour even.Sister put on a lot of weight and they upper her SSRI's because of high cortisol, taking various drugs to help manage a needlessly stressful life. People need to cut back work if they can and relax more. And of course exercise and eat well.
This man feels no stress at all.
dont tell me Lotto will slurp de semen again
>>143888486
>>143888486>The success of my Veloteam mainly depends on this manNot too sure how I feel about this, gonna be a stressful 3 weeks that's for sure
>>143888486>>143888511roglic is my spirit animal
>>143888524
>>143888486he is more high than a street crackhead junkie
>>143888380No one is addicted to food, they are addicted to sugars and salts. But yeah, it might help initially. But as soon as they stop taking medication, the addiction will come back with a vengance and they will instantly gain all they had lost + most of the really unhealthy fat is visceral and doesnt just go away like that. No drug company is interested in actually curing anything, its all about treatment>>143888453Yeah, its no wonder that people are going insane.
de lie positioning could be his doom
2 km to go in Dansko
DER STIER WIRD GEWINNEN
lol Bardiani rider fucked over Cort
Cort 2nd?
There are runners who unironically had long sleevesCORT was 3rd so loses by 1 (one) second?
>>143888629Lund 1some Bardiani 2Cort 3 (KWAB)
>>143888629>>143888645Damn, not really close even
Wtf is De Lie's problem
fucking Bardiani n*ggeri will remember this
De Lie just gave up on winning a stage after stage 2. Almost fumbled the GC to Cort today as well.
>>143888486He feels nothing at all
De Lie won by pure luck kek
De Lie played 5d chess and won
based z anon cello
Kwaknus KWAK Kwielsen
based de lie not burning any matches
>>143888486pls don't crash, pls don't crash, pls don't crash, pls don't crash, pls don't crash
>Bagsværd Sø, Lyngby Sø, Mølle Å, Fure Søso many childhood memories from these areassuch a comfy area
O say can you see
they should DQ this Zanoncello monkey
WE LIVE IN PORTUGALApparently the broadcast started a bit later than expected because they're slurping and took a long time to reach the point where they planned to start the broadcast
by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
ROGLIC is not home
they should send Lund to Bemer
>>143888589>No one is addicted to food, they are addicted to sugars and saltsSo they are addicted? But highly debatable anyway as to what constitutes addiction, but for all intents and purposes they might as well be addicted. Call it laziness if you want, but it really is harder for some people. Just like calculus is to an 80IQ blonde. The "problem" is that unlike drugs, tobacco and alcohol, you actually need food to survive so relapsing is way easier. And there has been some success in continuing to maintain healthy weight on a reduced or no dose, but yeah pharma companies will love to have some people on a forever subscription, just like they do it for many other things. Once patents start expiring that should be way cheaper tho, so it is comes down to a mental calculation really do you prefer to have a healthier weight and be a paypig, or struggle and maybe fail to keep it with some higher risk and negative to your health. This is, in theory, a drug for fatties and it is ultimately a good thing, especially for my taxes if nothing else, to keep them less fat.
>De Lie won Danmark Rundt without winning a stage>Jonas about to win Pologne without winning a stage
what type of HR is this? wonky heart on this lad
>>143888823at least de lie tried to win a few times, jonas is just sucking wheels
>>143888858
business idea: make it so only winners of a stage can win the end GC in a stage racethis will reduce the amount of slurpage
>>143888878you know it's true though, he sealed his win with that TT and there was no reason to try after thatthey should have put it at the end
"Runner will DNF this Vuelta" UNOFFICIAL /bet/>Vine 1.32>*** 1.76>De Plus 3>van Aert 3>Gaudu 4>Hiag 4.5>Roglic 4.5>Tiberi 6>Dunbar 7>Quintana 7>Landa 13>Carapaz 13>Harper 13>Kruijswijk 13>Vlasov 13>fraud Costa 19>Ricitello 19>Martinez 19>De Pestel 19>O'Connor 23>Woods 34>Mas 34>Meintjes 34>Van Eetvelt 51>Arensman 51>Asgreen 51ROGLIC not even top 3, he's WASHED
>>143888854le I don't pedal on descents heartrate
>>143888854I mean the power looks to be up and down as well and it's incredibly reactive to input so I'd say that's a strong fit heart. I am unfit and when I put efforts in it takes a long time for HR to drop down again.
Kung is in KOM? haha
>>143888858Wheel huffing is super addictive, have you tried that shit?
>>143888286imagine the vo2max in that barrelchest
>>143885947SEX WITH KASIA
>>143888263I understand being a little overweight because food is delicious and eating is fun. People are busy training takes time and effort. but all you gott do is a little bit to not become obese. proper whole life fat fucks are an absolute weakminded disgrace
gm, time to watch the femmes
>>143889014kys
does the rest of SDW actively hate Demi
>>143889014gm femmes watcher
next sagan bros we made it
>>143889034so it seems, so it seems
>>143889049Another runner /cyc/ made up is now the leading superstar of our sport
>>143889008to me its fascinating that they can allowed themselves to let go like that, how they are so okay with a self-imposed handicap that hinders them in every imaginable way, just stupefying, i cant grasp it
>>143889034big mischa is her most loyal gregaria
>>143889034yeah she’s going to other team next year
>>143889092It can happen so quickly that people do not realise it's happening and all of a sudden you weight 10kg more. Then it's a cross road of "oh fuck this is awful" which outweighs the pleasure of eating or they just continue because it's easy and they have no motivation. Obesity is unironically an addiction and mental illness. Brain assigning too much pleasure to food compared to normal person and it needs to be addressed on a psychiatric level, not just physical. Obesity is very often very misunderstood and people love the "omg look how lazy they are just do more and eat less lol" but that's a very simplistic and ignorant view of it.
they offered me a beer and I couldn't say no
>>143889092This is an #AllBodiesOnBikes general, please take your fatphobia elsewhere.
Campy <3
>>143889137>bota lumeBased /elite/ bros
>>143889149imagine the watts
>>143889149if you get that big you should be put down.
>>143887779It's the best coffee drink. Second is Hochwald, third Zott. You were always good in sweets, especially compared to our poorfag products from 30 years ago.>>143887738Kek, really looks like a crooked-eyed person made it and you don't know how it even goes straight.>>143887779FAR too fit, mister.
>>143889134shockingly nuanced post, and you're right; on a molecular level, people with obesity are extremely efficient at turning food energy into body fat, to the point that they can still *eat less* than a normal weight individual and continue to add fat
>>143889137Swear these are the same guys who were lining up bottles like that when Irishbert was on that MtF by DNF stage in Algarve.
>>143889137SOVLnon-meds could never
>>143889149That poor frame
watch the femmes except there's no broadcast
Just ate 2 curry slices and 2 jumbo sausage rolls. Couple of beers now then a big bar of chocolate later. Won't get fat because I already burned 2000 calories today. Fat people are a fucking disgrace
While you had fun at the maillot jaune ceremony, I actively cooled down in the parking lot
can someone explain to me, someone who is not a homosexual who watches vaginacycling, what the drama is with female tdf?
>>143889254thank god fuck femoids
>>143889274the leader crashed, no one from her team waited to help, and she lost over a minute
>>143889205>people with obesity are extremely efficient at turning food energy into body fat, to the point that they can still *eat less* than a normal weight individual and continue to add fatYeah it's another very awful side to obesity. Often their cortisol is through the roof so as you said they put on weight incredibly quickly because their metabolism is like a snail. Then being fat fucks up your vitals like blood pressure, hormone balance etc which makes it even worse and that 10kg become 25kg, a frankly life changing weight which is extremely difficult to rebound from. I got to 90kg from about 72kg over winter through a very low period, my dad was sad and said it's hard to watch but I had no idea I was that big, you really don't notice it. And my metabolism is slow now as a side effect, which can take years to recover. I used to be childish and "hahah look at that fatty" but reality is it's just another overlooked mental illness which is a byproduct of this awful society we're forced into that is NOT remotely suited to vast majority of humans. But hey we're not starving or dying of dysentry so it's fine right???
>>143889134Obesity is a product of corporate greed and lack of self restraint. Not everything has to be a mental disease.
>>143889319yeahit still obfuscates the simple fact that they are eating way to much because they are stupid fat fucks the fatter someone is the stupider they are
>>143889336Not a very well thought through post. Obesity is a physical and mental disease. The pleasure given to people through food is disproportionate, just like with ADHD or schizophrenia. A misregulation of hormones which considerably change your behaviour and thought process. Is drug addiction a product of black market greed and lack of self restraint? It is not that different from drug addiction. Both give relief based on neurochemistry, and addiction is where the brain finds something that fills the gap and becomes very attached to that. There are people who are obese because they're lazy but not all obese people are lazy. If you've not experienced it or seen people close to you, I question whether you have valuable insight.
>>143889381>stupiderIll, yes. Which makes the brain work in a very different way. I guess it depends on what your definition of stupid is but they're ill and they're not experiencing reality the same way, which is exactly the same as mental illness.
>>143889387mental illness is a catchall for excusing stupid behavior even if it is, it's still not an excuse, you can improve your own mental illness with willpower and being honest with yourselffat people are stupid it's literally stupidity that makes them fat
cycling
Ladies broadcast started
CHUTE
CHUTE VAN BAARLElol some things never change
>>143889273qrd on this chick?how does she compare to pogacar in terms of dominance?
Ghekiere tired
Kasia will choke so hard today it's not even funny. Will make a good example for kids to never touch the devil's lettuce.
Www.Wout will win.
>>143889434Weight management is probably the most cycling topic one could discuss.>>143889423Obviously there is no excuse for obesity, only reasons. It's easy to say willpower and being honest, just like saying "just be yourself bro". It's more complicated than that. It often needs intervention. Some smackheads can stop taking drugs on their own through willpower, most need intervention. It's the same with obesity and many other mental illnesses.
>>143889494what if she smokes vollering
Hello I have returned from road trip with un chien. He is a very good boy. Highlight of stage yesterday was parachutist eating shit on the curb and crowd clapping,.do we have a webm
>>143889302>no one from her team waited to help*other than breadworld
It's quite impressive how grim van Baarle's career became after joining visma. Almost 2 years gone and only two top 10 finishes, his ompoop and nc wins last year.
>>143889494>implying Demi never touched the devil's lettuceshe's Dutch, Bert
>>143889542He's a domestique.
cannabis is an incredibly mild drug, especially compared to alcohol
>Conrad Crete, Kirby is in fine form
>>143889454We need to get rid of race radios.
what if smoking works like carbon monoxide doping
liane bros blieve
>>143889556So are riders like Politt and Wellens and they still get some good results.
I am baked af right now, perfect for recovery
kasia missed out wearing all yellow to show of her sweet sweaty brappers sad!
Kasiuniasisters, i don't feel so good...
>>143889591it's weird he never contends the races these guys contend, he has a good TT too, he should do poland and renewi bingobongoguess they pay well to pace the first 10km of a climb
>>143889586it does
Van Baarle looks fucked.Dns tomorrow.
Who /DEMIGODDESS/ here?
any good gooner shots this tour? didnt watch it
Clouds in FranceDanny Stam is petitioning the UCI to neutralise the stage for being too dangerous
herpa derpa
nice Almeida hometown, any portuberts live here?
Tourist here, why do you guys seem to hate Niewiadoma?
>>14388972499% of us like her
>>143889724I don't think that's the case
>>143889724shut the fuck up
>>143889724because she blatantly attacked while the yellow jersey was down. unwritten rule you do not break
>>143889724u wot m8
>>143889724Being unable to read peoples tone is a sign of autism
>>143889740do you have a source for that? or did you just make that up ötzi?
>>143889761I watched the race you gooner faggot
>>143889724I just like the others better, nothing wrong with Kasia
>>143889769nice source nigger
>>143888915I'll take the odds on van baarle patron
>>143889724who?
>>143889802@1 odds are not even available
>>143889740she said she didn't know and thought there was merely a split in the peloton, are you implying she lied???
it's very cool to see Puck do so well on the road after watching her in CX
>>143889823yes, especially since dygert knew there was a crash and kwabsia told chloe the second demi was down to go fullgas
Mavi Garcia looks like every other cashier at Mercadona.
>>143889823lol she put dygert on the front in a split second, ofcourse she knew
>>143889852kek
>>143889848>>143889861Good.
Is l'Avenir on Max?
>van goydonck commentatingturned it off, can't stand that fucker anymore with his visma lobbying
>>143889740>nooooo, you're supposed to wait for a leader and let them winare you retarded?
VAN MECHELEN and SKERL now also have a 3 year contract with bahrain aside from being a trainee
doggo
>>143889921there is something called etiquette, unwritten rules which riders abide by. one of them is the leader won't get attacked when he/she is in a crash
>>143889951Cute :3
>>143889952I'm 99% sure that if it had happened on the men's Tour, the team leaders would have frozen the race
the satellite rider strategy of sdworx worked absolutely flawless topkek
>>143889952yeah, broa sport where everyone in doped to the max (in male version, since there's no money for drugs in female one) are somehow all about honour and etiquette and unwitten rulesyou're literally copingsomehow that is a rule and sticking to someones tail nonstop and not leading for a second just so you can attack at the last second is ok
>>143889996I'm just telling you how it is, if you think this is a retarded etiquette that is on you. in the mens tour this would've not happened
OH NO NO NO LIANE SISTERS
>>143889996but he's right though, they almost always wait with the mensame as attacking during the piss break, abrahamsen got a few slaps for that in the tdf
Bauhaus mechanical on the last kms.
>>143889996you have no idea what you are talking about kurwa
Labousbros...
>>143890042no spoilers please
>>143889724half of this generals femme cycling watchers goon to her
>>143890038Also when Astana attacked in the rain at the 1st stage of 2020 Tour which led to Superman Lopez getting KWAB'd in the descent
Ok, 30 second have passed. Fish won and fish won.
>Naomi Fisherlmao Phil doesn't know who any of these women are
Jonasbros we did itwe slurped our way to a WT GC win
god that was an ugly sprint, glad this race is over again
Vuelta green jersey looks just like the Giro's, don't like it
Analnikolikovski was the biggest disappointment this very Kurwatour
>>143889149>>143889173
>>143890092How many attacks?
wtf happened to lippert group
>>1438901160,5
Alastair MACKELLAR new best time
ITS RAINING
>>143890108no ackermann was, fuck why does it always happen to me
volering looks shit with those glasses major turn off
>>143890092He should have tried harder on stage 1. Nys is clearly strong right now but if Jonas had positioned himself more aggressively and attacked early he might have won.If he won there and then did a good ITT he could have turned on full slurp mode without it looking as lame.
>>143890145if pogacar was in this race the both of them would finish every of those punchy stages 20 seconds ahead of the peleton
>>143890145Trying to get keldermeme a win was pitiful and embarrassing.
>it's gonna rain when they descendit's so over
ATTAQUE DE VOLLERING
attaque DemiKasia already going backwards
>>143890131Fabian WEISS new best time
Come on Demi!
kasia dead
>KASIAKWAB
kasia bros...
Kasiabros...
dopage
KWABSIA>KWABSIAKWABSIA>KWABSIA
>>143890164his record of top 10s is more impressive than a pooland win anywaythey should just lean into it
WEED ADDICT BTFOWE'RE SO BACK CLEAN SISTERS
Kasia dead, sadge
it's so over...
is she trying to do a pogi 60km out or what just wait till last climb shes gonna die
Pauliena pas normal
Muzic a fraud
>>143890202it's all about destroying kwabsia, victory is secondary women don't work together anyway on the flat
>>143890152Honestly I don't think Jonas is faster than Nys on stages like this. Jonas is not afraid of attacking when Pogi isn't there he just only bothers on longer climbs that fits him well. I think he was already mentally on vacation in this race.
Lame.
sram racing is so fucking trashi literally shit on themhow the fuck do you not have a single teammate to help your leader...
>>143890202she's trying to do a anime 60km out and she will win
>>143890219nys wouldn't even be close if they actually full gas it from the bottom like UAE does
>>143890228Kek what a kurwa
>>143890228Chabbey went home early, Bradbury peaked a month ago, and Bauernfeind is not here for some reason. Silly complaint anyway, the only team with two runners is Trek.
I knew Kwabsia is not going to win it but this is brutal kek.
why don't the women ride with narrower handlebars?
>>143890259>Bauernfeind is not here for some reasonher knee is fucked
And now Daniel Oss again...
Why doesn't the tour end in Paris?
>>143890289RIP, she spent half of last year struggling with it as well
imagine if rooijackers beats demi in the sprint
>>143890313For safety reasons, it's a w*men race
>>143890316she will lose 3 minutes on alpe
>>143890316Rooijackers will finish 6 minutes down
>having the assistant put on half the vestnew meta discovered?
Impressive work from the DSWorx hjaelper
>>143890344looked very smooth
great work with the jacket lol
>>143890344looked pretty good but that's because they're riding so slow, pogacar would be going by at 28km/h
>>143890344only works for women because they go so slow
>>143890313you really think they are gonna block off central Paris for a bunch of women riding a mickey mouse race?lol
i hate thiswe can literally never have anything nice...
>>143890362>>143890364I'm sure jumbo could hire some sprinters to do that
>descent in shitty weather
>>143890366Ending it on a a mountaintop is lame.
Cannot wait to see Kasia seethe after this
>>143890366They did it for La Course
>>143890391can't wait for the others to make her work the entire valley
Dylan dead, visma already in trouble
>>143890386agreedbut then again, a lame end for a lame one week race is fitting
>>143890413SDWorx used all their skill points on shit like this instead of cohesive teamwork
Is Kasia the female 2out?
garbage ass sport, i never wanted her to win anyway....get engines, you retards
>>143890431you take that back
>>143890431no kasia is likeable
>>143890386It's a women race, bertSometimes it's fun to watch, but it's nothing more than a curiosity
>>143890431definitely the same IQ (sub 80)
>Jonas most likely just ended his 2024 seasoni will miss my ladhope he comes back stronger next year to defeat the great satan once more
>>1438904312out is not a degenerate druggie!
Vueltas peloton passed at my doorstep today.It was really good seeing it fellow /cyc/ mates.
>>143890431
Vacek is suddenly a sprinter also?
>>143890464why doesn't this loser do the big italian racesyes I know he sucks but he's never gonna learn doing one 200km+ race every 2 years
>>143890464There's surely at least one more race on his calendar
>>143890464He will dominate next year, trust the plan
Wout lost the intermediate sprint ....
>>143890482He's an all-rounder Bert
>>143890484>why doesn't this loser do the big italian raceshe will do the only Italien race that matters next year, Giro d'Italia
>>143890482Vacek and Nys stole Mads’s and Skelly’s dope
They're passing my town!Pretty awesome to see
>>143890482he could always do a proper sprintdon't you guys watch races
>>143890513he is round alrightmust be all those pilsners and schnitzels
>no more TTs until the final daySo tired of this fucking meme. We need a team TT and we NEED IT NOW REEEE
>>143890521Should have made a /cyc/ sign.
>>143890521are you the fish bertao?
>>143890529Just built different
>>143890530we just had one 4 days ago
>>143890431>Ka2iaYes
>>143890522also sprinter field isn't that stacked
>>143890544and it's an intermediate sprint but he'll probably mix in like fred wright did that one pas normal season
wew, it's windy
demi is gonna win and poor kasia will lose on the last day
VACEK will definitely try to get some bonis at the end thoughIf he doesn't, he's a weakmind
>>143890538Shoot, that would have been a cool idea. Oh well.>>143890539Sorry, different bloke.
was that the corner roglic crashed at
retarded biker, KWAB
>>143890568Could ask this about every single descent corner in continental Europe
>have Peacock from a family member's account >the commentators are monotone Americans and sound like they are watching racing for the first time Yuros don't know how good they have it
Why do we hardly ever have any Spanish berts here, even during the Vuelta? I know this was already discussed last year and people said that they have their own Spanish speaking boards/forums but this can't be the only reason why, can it?
cedrine rapide
>>143890610oh but i doTV2 is just like what your peacock is, but atleast i have MAX/Eurosport thingy i can watch
>>143890617no hablo ingles
>>143890620whew
>Lisa Kleinsniff bros, your chance!
>she has to carry those shitters on a hill again it's so fucking overparasites eveywhere
>>143890617They don't last long
where is the vuelta on? Is eurosport not showing it? they had 9 fucking channels for the olympics
>>143890665on MAX
>>143890674don't know what that isfuck it City Chelsea instead
>>143890665discovery+
So karma is striking kasia?>inb4 she would have lost anyways
>Vuelta was supposed to finish around now>45km leftholy slurp
>>143890663What did he mean by this.
>>14389069334km/h average
test
rooijakkers descending like my grandmother
Cool*ahem*Pogacar > Roglic
>>143890732based
>>143890732Stunning and brave
Kasia is a perfect tragic figure, to always be up there in the top-5 or podium
>>143890732>3x TdF + 1x Giro > 1x Giro + 3x Vuelta no shit
>>143890732Brajkovič > Pogacar > Roglic
>>143890732milk > sugar
>>143890787yeah but who cooks better slop?
>>143890732Pogacar = HinaultRoglic = RomingerVingegaard = I'd rather not sayEvenepoel = 1/2 Gilbert, 1/2 Contador
>>143890732>each has a Giro win>one has 3 Tours >one has 3 VueltasYeah, the winner is obvious
>>143890769I will tell the slovenian boomer I brought my poggyboys cap ready to be as obnoxious as possible
>>143890851dont compare my boy Remco with that filthy faggot Contador beef man
very close
Vollering will win which is too bad because Kasia is hotter
Blackmore is in the lead, will anybody beat him?
>>143890851Vingegaard is Contador. Good at stage races bad at one day races.
>Jose Been commenting the L'Avenirwill you FUCK OFF already
>>143890920The swede is the favorite
>>143890731
>>143890930it’s betting to be soijacktified
why is it la vuelta and not el vuelto
>Kasia getting raped>Iga getting rapedterrible day for humanity
>>143890949no way, I was looking forward to it tooshe doesn't even know any racers in the pro peleton
>>143890964Round shapes are associated with femininity.
>>143890971and worst of all its not by any of us
>>143890954There he is.
>>143890930too forced
>Vuelta so boring we're all watching the Tour Femmes kek the absolute state of men's cycling
>>143890993what? they are just happy they get to leave poland
gorgeous valley in France
>>143891013>we're all watching the Tour Femmesspeak for yourself burger
vollering miscalculatedwhy did she wait for this weakling
>Vollering beating up other ridersEhm problematic much?
Demi seething
>>143891019this
el vuelto espano
She will get time penalisation just big enough to make her lose
>>143890930Hagenes with an unrealistic 40k figure scream.
does anyone MTB? been thinking about getting into itwhat are the go to xc or trail bikes in the $3-4k USD range?
>Van Baarle abandoneddo we know who was responsible for the crash already, ASO or UCI?
have a feeling that Henrik PEDERSEN will do a good Avenir
gigagamers...
>>143891061she's like Remco, seething empowers her
Soler betrayal!
>>143891078Canyon mtbs are pretty popular, I know at least one Bert has one
wake up berts shit is happening in Portugal, they have finished with the semen slurping
>>143891090Surely there was more than just one choice
>>143891120just switched over, they'll finish first anyway
241st World Tour stage race in a row without a French victory
Kasia doesn't have it sealed yet, this is exciting
I hope Groves gets dropped
>>143891145Sivakov won Tour de Pologne in 2019
>>143891176you know what else kasia doesnt have sealed
this vuelta is gonna be chaotic with so little manpower to fight for the sprint
>>143891191He was Russian at that time
Wout Will Win
>>143891199Lots of break wins I hope.
>>143891198
>>143891191That was Sivakov not Sivaque
Ah, the real life copy of Alpe du Zwift...home
>>143891145My sources have let me know that Baudin wins Tour de Romandie in 2026.
>>143891176bro, she already lost, it's joever
>>143891282they need the timer from bend to bend
where's the jungle lead in?
I choose to believe in Kasia
Wow can't believe they modeled this climb after Zwift!
someone fucking attackthere is litterally only Alpecing and Jumbo to control
Kino
CAM ON KASIA PUSH SAM WATTS
>>143891352they're riding hard pace so any attack will just blow you up with the long run in to the finish
Gaia is so tiny
Demi or Pauliena for me
phantom chute
>>143891396she should be allowed a smaller bike
Portugal really is Balkaneven the spectators act Balkan
Show bobs and vagene
Bertao chuted the pelotao!!
demi isnt gaining any time
VACEK ASSASSINATED
VACEK DOWN
CHUTE VACEK
Vacek.
fucking spainiards no manners
NUKE PORTUGAL
fucking apes jesus christ
>>143891427Is there a UCI rule why she couldn't use 650b wheels?
this dude standing here keeping watch like he's "portugalman" hahano not portugal the man like the band, portugalman like a caped superhero that watches over cyclismo
Where are all the Alpe d'Huez spectators?
kek at these spectatorswhat a bunch of monkeys
>portubert didn’t have vacek in his veloteam
wtf
Its over for Vatsek
fucking hate it
>VA-CK
>>143891502KINO
>>143891502Kino
What happened?
>>143891500Emma POOLEY used to race with 650bs, I think
>>143891503i'm right here
>>143891495the assassination of brave Vacek by coward Portuguese spectator
>>143891386Pogacar would’ve gained a minute here
>>143891502Kek, thought the same thing.Wonder what his searchlight callsign looks like.
I have had a vision that CANAL wins the stage
If Brian Cockhard had a dick today, it would be a nice one.
I'm watching the women's raceWhat happened?
Huub ARTZ just started
Vacx status?
Well, they're not allowing us to host the start again for the foreseeable future...
>>143891559nothinggo back to watching your coomer lame junior tier racing
>>143891557Yes.
>>143891575Jao'd
RAPPEL
how about a Del Toro attack
>>143891600fuck off with this shit
19km to Woutje's first win of the race
>>143891557based
Mountain Küng is a new one
rog at the front, has he finally learned to avoid chutes
KOM Kung
love Nieuwadoma's polish lips
>>143891678which pair?
>>143891651no? I seem to remember him doing him similar rides at tour de suisse before
can i hope that in 10 years Kasia receives the wins for all 3 tour the frances or do they not test females because nobody cares?
Catholic chads, we will pass Fatima now
KOM KOM KOM STEFAN KOM KOM STEFAN STEFAN KOM KOM KOMSTEFAN KOM KOM
What finishes first today? Vuelta or les femmes?
>>143891714only test for weed
in the hall of the mountain küng
>>143891700
>>143891622filtering danish flags from now onso long faggot
Do you believe in miracles?
>>143891742Why weren't you doing that already?
>>143891742
>>143891750chuting the competition is not miracles bertao
imagine having such a weak spine that you need to filter flagslmao
let's go demi
>>143891750No but I believe in life after loveI can feel something inside me sayI really don't think you're strong enough, no
>>143891750no, it's over
>F*mmes RAI shitting the bed
>>143891750I believed in Pinot 2019 so definitely delusional
Vatsek is back
Vollering going to carry Roojakkers to a TdF win isn't she
>>143891827Would be hilarious
14 gays to go, Robbie, you're our expert on fudge packers.
waar is puck?
feeling one more chute brutale in this Vuelta stage
>>143891868dood
>>143891868dead, gonepauliena stole her juice
MORGADO is on the road
arkea sent such a disgustingly bad team the first real hill and half their team is filtered
kassia
>>143891889>Arkea in GTnever saw them ever kek
>>143891889Arkea is just a bad team in general
ok, found her
>>143891889WORLD TOUR team unlike Lotto
>bittner's gf is Mirre Knavenbertacek living well
>>143891881I still don't understand why he picked Avenir as his main objective of the season.
>Primoz Roglic is safethose words should never be uttered loud
this finish is just 2 women carrying parasites up the hill
business idea, a rampa in Brazil called alpe hue
>>143891869Ben O Gooner.
>Julian KOT
>>143891971huehuehue
>>143891947He's doing the Foss strat
>>143891971Hue hue hue
>>143891947He hates classics even though he’s good at it
crevaison planckaert and ballerstedt
>>143891869no ineos rider down yet
>>143891112bike companies are so fucking schizoall of them have fucking 2022, 2023 models listed for sale at like 200 dollars off a 4k bikewtf is wrong with them, no ones gonna buy that shitevery single bike companies website is aneurysm inducing...every site these days is copying car company website design of mega annoying full size page scrolling and horrible drop down menu diving
>>143891869B level sprint trains going to be chuting during finale
Demi is gonna drag Paulina up the mountain to lose to her
>>143891947Wants to show the world he's a gc rider
what's their speed rn. doesn't seem like a lot of draft watts
>>143891078Why would you even spend that much money on a bike that's designed to crash? Just buy some deore entry level alu hard tail and you'll be set
>Bora actually positioning well (for now)peculiar development
>>143892081is it just for roggers or is there a fast man on the team
>>143891078Just get this and be done with it;https://steel-vintage.com/products/colnago-master-ibex
Solid ITT from MORGADO, 6th so farWIDAR starts last>>143892101probably for Roglic
>>143892101That is him
There's 0 people on Alpe d'Huez lol
canal well positioned boys
>>143892101rogar adria is their sprinter (according to veloman)
>>14389204211km/h at 9%, imagine Pogacar doing these climbs
>>143892135how many times to i need to repeat thisliterally no one cares about womens racing besides Twitter and /cyc/ coomers ofc there is no spectators
>>143892101adria is a puncher but it is for roglic that they're at the front
so many tv channels and Eurosport is the only one showing the Vuelta. France and Italy don't take it seriously.
Fuckin' hell, I opened tiz and that stream with **** **** started by itself. I thought for a moment this bitch was at the Vuelta as well
lol if Demi actually loses this
Is wout gonna do it
>>143892135and what is there is Dutch
CHUTE NARVAEZ
Corner of the 3 or 4 Dutch people
narvaez pickers in shambles
and it happened, descent into sprint is suicide
chute
>>143892223fucckkk
>>143891869i could smell it
>>143892206As long as Kasia doesn't win, it's worth it
>>143892223Of course. He is in my team.
ACK!
TARLING COLLECTED
TARLING DEADNARVAEZ DEAD
that's tardling
tarling pickers.......
Kek who was that who rode someone right into the wall like it was nascar
Wou2
GROVESWout in red
2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2out2out>2outHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2out
so easy for Grovsie
>2outhaha
>2outclassic
3out?
>W*ut
W O U 2OU2
I can't take it anymore Woutbros...
>2out
KWABING ALL AROUND FELLOW VELOGOOMBLERS
lmao wou2
Lol W*ut. Affini will be happy about that
So it happened again
why does he still bother
>>143892319He got the red jersey
>>143892228>>143892283BAN RACE RADIOS
I picked Wout and Tarling
>>143892276>>143892275The only pick I didn't feel right about but was good enough on paper.
Groves was always going to be much stronger on this stage, Wout's journey begins in the hills.
being wout is a humiliation ritual
>>143892247fuck off
when was the vinester dropped?
SO did narvaez crash or not
wtf is this top 10
just like the TDF start in Danmark kekso that means another >2out again tomorrow
BITTNER 6th so it was him who chuted>>143892400yes he saw his NC jersey
>wout "ik heb al genoeg 2e plaatsen" van aert
>>143892401>wtf is this top 10SOVL
>vlasov
someone tell demi that she needs more seconds
>>143892356pure suffering
>>143892424Kek, Max Poole also dead. Two of my riders down. Just absolutely typical, its amazing really.
wtf danish flags spotted at the finish line
Niewiaboobabros how we feeling??
classic Wout
>>143892424It WASN'T him*
Raisberg 12th????
>>143892445I will laugh my fucking ass off if Paulina gets in front and takes the bonus seconds
If we had such a finale in the male GT races I would coom
le coqhard is so fucking slow lmao
>>143892401>only domestique on UAE>still sprints for top 10 for shits and giggles
wouts spirit and sovl has been crushed4 ever cursed2outinvoluntarily segunda
Van Aert can still win 13 stages>YOU ARE HEREVan Aert can still win 12 stagesVan Aert can still win 11 stagesVan Aert can still win 10 stagesVan Aert can still win 9 stagesVan Aert can still win 8 stagesVan Aert can still win 7 stagesVan Aert can still wn 6 stagesVan Aert can still win 5 stagesVan Aert can still win 4 stagesVan Aert can still win 3 stagesVan Aert can still win 2 stagesVan Aert can still win a stageVan Aert wore the red jersey, it was a good stage
CAM ON KASIAPUSH SOME FOCKIBG WATTS
WVA's Tour-Vuelta is going to look like Zabel 2004
>>143892401Just Vuelta things
why didnt Kuss take a pull on the front for Wout?Wout would have won if Kuss helped him
Demi will actually let this slip lmao
Don't make me turn it on.
>>143892445Anna probably told her she was safe
Michael Leonard is in the lead. Soderqvist and Widar on the koers
uno rojo jersey y uno cerveza por favor
5th vuelta stage win for grovesmade for these races
Coquard 14th. Carlos Canal in the Carlos CanalZone 19th
>>143892485easy, just make the first 2 1/2 weeks sprint stages
How are you rating so far the Vuelta here on Portugal?
can being Kasia perhaps not be pain?
>>143892556thisShe is literally retarded. Or maybe her team manager is
Jarno WIDAR is on his way
LE BERRE bros we knew it, points already in.
FUCKING HELP HER YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>143892597or maybe she's just dead
Demi bros I dont feel so good
>>143892588it's good
>>143892601Huge talent this guy, attentionpayers know
>>143892588spectator chuting out vacek makes it 3/10
do you guys remember when peter sagan raped a podium girl on the podium?
>>143892588very Voltaesque, but misses the singingone of the stages should have gone over one the Volta's iconic climbs though
>>143892588You're trying your best
someone tell roy's acker to pull if she wants a chance to win the tour
poor demi no one wants to help kek
Wheensucking is hard with this one
>>14389258810/10 just because I like your country
>>143892663she must be a mega bitch or women are just retarded or maybe both
kek kasia is going to win anyway because of the fall
>>143892597>Dannyyy heb ik gewonnuh??
>>143892663Roojakkers is also dumb if she doesnt help now, because she's also going to lose
Is it me or w*men cycling is more competitive than than the men's
it's demiover
Van Eetvelt 5th?
this polish girl looks like Landismo on a bike
Why do the bikes look so big in female cycling? Its uncanny
>>143892646They're gonna do a lot of teasing tomorrow with the Torre climb.
>>143892663I mean she would be winning this by 2 minutes if her own teammates didn't crash her and leave her behind
to celebrate KASIAS TDF WIN everyone gets a free sniff !
>>143892663>>143892676all dutch women hate eachother beyond belief, and theres 0 point for rooijakkers to rideif she rides, demi will win and she will be 2ndif she doesnt ride, kasia will win and she is 2nd
>>143892695why ask when you clearly saw the results burgerman
Roy ACKers has a very Yatesiesque climbing form
Ok, I am watching, pls no jinx.
kasia absolutely indecent showing ass and boobs
CAM ON CLEAVAGE GIRL
What happens to the sport if Pauliena Rooijakkers wins le Tour de France? That would be absurd
>Demi getting KWABBEDlove to see it
Next mountain stages will be exciting!! - Oh wait its a joke sport theres only 8 stages lmfao
SEX WITH KASIA
please, don't die
>>143892733average polish whore
DANNY
Niewiabooba bros, it's time
parking lot sisters...
Rooijakkers working with Vollering would give her a shot at winning the Tour, by not working she's guaranteeing herself a 2nd place
this would be Niewiadoma's biggest win of her career if she makes it
attack d roojakkres
>>143892749would be forgotten in 24 hours
Kasia is running on pure sovl
ATTAQUE
lmao no way
Nieuwiadoma booba onlyfans when?
ATTAQUE DE ROOYAKKERS
>>143892629might be twig-dwarf-maxxing merchant
dutch alliance
kasia bros... dont untie the noose just yet
>>143892794As soon as she needs more money to fuel her addiction
muzic trying to crack booba
>>143892767is everyone wearing skin suits these days?hate itthey should ban skinsuits for regular stages
kasia is killing herself unirionically tf is she doing
damn hikers outsprinting les femmes
>>143892808epo addiction?
>>143892816winning
Wout cleavage
kam on kasia
>>143892816chasing because those 2 cunts didn't want to help
KEK let's go demi
>>143892815I wear skinsuits for regular post-work rides
>SODERQVIST 3RD>WIDAR 9THCanada's brave young Mikey Leonard wins the TT, goes in yellow for tomorrow
CAM AN DEMI ONE LAST ATTAQUE
WIDAR and MORGADO same time
they forgot to deploy the final bidon
demi is so dead Brand pacing that valley for no real reason saved kasia
Dawaj Kasia, napierdalaj sie z nimi kurwa
it's over
>>143892847where do you keep your snacks?
I prefer watching Pogacar attack at 10k to go and winning with 2 minutes
kasia kwabbing hard
KASIA KASIA KASIA
>>143892878
they all look cracked desu
GO KASIA GOOOOOO
>>143892880she was pacing for realini (who then kwabbed)
>>143892848But I thought Wiedaar? was the next Remco. Just another fraud then, sad
demi gets +10 so 1:05 is cut off
>>143892886skinsuits can have pockets
god i hope demi loses to the other dutchie
>>143892911but realini already kwabbed on the climb before so it was a pointless exerciseoh well sdworx losing is good enough
Top 25
so Roojakkers' tactic to win the tour is doing nothing
>>143892915If Kasia doesn't get a 3rd bonus.
where are the walls of snow
>>143892945Not a single Frenchman
Wiebes MVP if Kasia wins
I"M GIVING ALL MY POWER
im still pissed kasia didnt go in full yelow
i hate that last part of Alperuins the climb
>>143892945strong from such a midget like widar
CMON
1:05 or 1:09 if she gets bonis
DEMI IS DEAD
DAWAJ KURWA BŁAGAM
demi completely dead
>>143892945who said sweden was allowed to cycle
Too far.
DEMI DOOD
>480p tiz vuelta constantly buffers on throwaway stage>720p tiz avec femme tdf smooth as butter on penultimate
KASIA KASIA KASIAPOLSKA GUROM
2 seconds lel
AHAHAHHAA
dutchies btfo
>>143892990lol
2 fucking secondsthis is unrealini
Tainted victory
kasia wins with like 3 seconds
CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI CE FINI
>only 4 secondswhew
yay Kasia :)
SHE DID IT
and they say womens cycling is borin
>>143892998NOT
POLAND WINS LE TOUR DE FEMMES
basedthe cutie won
kas normal
We did it CANYON bros
danny ich muss heulen
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA
KASIIAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
Phil Ligett is useless in times like this
kino
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Demi better punch Wiebes when she crosses the line
weedgirlcleavagegirlcanyongirl
KEK if Wiebes dropped back and paced vollering 3 seconds closer she would have wonfucking WOMEN
reminder to polaks that this is not a Grand TourUCI has this race according to rules as only a one week stage race
Vollering's team must really hate her
imagine being demi now>fall>don't get help from sdworx>final stage>teammates too slow to help you>wheelslurper behind you all day>brand helps kasia>lose by 2 seconds
wellllllllll it still has a bitter taste to it beause without the demi crash it wouldnt have happen kinda
First ever POLISH GT victory
WHICH PART OF POLAND ARE YOU FROM?
>>143893070>Phil Ligett is useless
A victory for cheaters worldwide. Sad!
DANNYYYYY IK HEP VERLOOORUUUUUHHH
>>143893026how lolnot kasia fault demi's team is fucking retarded
why is niewiadoma crying? doesn't she know she won the overall?
so happy for her
>>143893104tainted by cannabis abuse
KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA
Very Kasia to win without winning a stage
that was fun
>>143889724She's a doper spreading Russophobia.
VAMOS KATARZYNA
Vollering's team literally cucked her out of winningcompletely insane
EMOTIONS
>>143893096>>143893090
>>143893101danny is more occupied with van der breggen's comeback right now
What the fuck since when is womens cycling this kino?
>>143893094KILL BRAND NOW
you just know thats theres a yellow sworks for demi that will never be used
My first girlfriend was Polish. Brings back very good memories.
GOATthey fucked her in the olympics so she won here
>>143893139It's very kino they hate each other for real
>I don't watch womens races they're boringkek
This would never had happened if her truest gregaria was here
>>143893139since the olympics apparently
POLSKA GORUM
imagine smoking marijoowana and having sex with kasia on marijoowana
>Entire podium separated by 10 seconds
>this is what we missed out on
>>143893172next year loyal gregarios LABOUS and MUZIC and REDDITGIRL will not disappoint her
Based catholic Polska wins again
chuds, have we been – dare I say it – been proven wrong?
>>143893185i for one is happy that the semen demon lost
>>143893139It often is because it's less organised/controlled. You can get some of the same in the smaller men's races.
>>143893188>when i nut but he still fuckin
>>143889740based
>>143893185thats a man
big moment for weed users
Other SDWorx riders seen celebrating as they cross the line
kek, i like how she was celebrating on the stage win to lose it all by mere seconds
top 7 because that's how many riders made it so far
Could a male bulky sprinter win the tour femme?
>>143892485DID KASIA WIN???
>>143893246?
>>143893242Van der Breggen popping champagne bottles at the moment
>>143889740that doesn't matter if the person pulling is from crashed riders team
>>143893154Especially the Dutch
>>143893248>won the stage by 4 seconds>lost the tour by 4 seconds
>>143889740Even Demi's team didn't wait for her- why should anyone else?
if the other girl just did 1 turn she probably won gc
>>143893246you still celebrate the stage win dumbass
>>143893154god that olympics was so good because of the hatefuel between them
so demi lost 2 GT because her opponents have no honor. anime attacked when she was taking a piss.
ANYWAY: Poole +5:15. O'Connor +1:40 and a lot of assholes like ***, Gall (pas normal) and Fortunato +0:47 but I don't know if this gets corrected
do the nerds estimate the women too?
>Ja, turdyeah
>>143893139It's like they use emotions instead of logic and therefore things get unexpected.
>>143893293Retards don't understand the prestige of winning the Alpe d'Huez stage
>>143893306>>143893090
top 3 GC
>>143893306She lost because her team abandoned her and sprinted for 8th place in a stage.
>>143893196Adriana Geertruida Vollering is also catholic
.
>>143893306she lost this one because her teammates hate her
>>143893309it did on firstcycling
imagine the vibes in the sdworckxs team bus later
>>143893096not a grand tour, uci does not classify this as a grand tour.
>>143893328business idea: GT with only meds and sudakas allowed, no radios
tour de france femmes avec Zwift start in Pologne confirmed?
>>143893351at least she had teammates on the first mountainkasia did it all herself
>>143893351>>143893367>you will now remember Blanka Vas sprinting for the stage with Niewiadoma in the group
>>143893361looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolKWAB
>>143893379haha, i have an idea
>>143893391Not sure if we're talking about Vuelta or Tour Femmes
>>143893378PCSBert is so shit nowadays
>>143893407well that's just good for taking away bonus seconds, she didn't really do anything wrong with wheelsucking there
a literal munchkin
>>143893361seeing Vollering cry fills me with joy
Cute accents, Musiek and Gaia.
kasias ass after this race
two dutch riders keking each other is absolutely kino
>>143893440I don't think he sits at the finishing line with a stopwatch and manually types in the results.
>>143893392Based, tdf is such a slurper
imagine women's cycling without dutch women hate kino
kasia getting hugged by a goblin
>>143889724We all love her
>>143893478He should
>>143893436Both are classified as Weekly World Tour races.Alongside 12 other races.There is no GT category for women.She did not win a grand tour.This was a weekly stage race.https://www.procyclingstats.com/info.php?s=point-scales&season=2024&category=2&pcs_uci&uci&scale=9420
>wiebes didn't win a single stage
i only like kasia because shes hotter than demi vollering
>>143893524Fignonbert btfo yet again
van baarle chutemax poole chutineos team chutealways the same riders, they should make a card system for these dangerous retards
this is what fignonbert looks like irl
Anyway, I fell for the first psyop. Lotto said Livyns was going to sprint so I thought he was 5th somehow but it was just Van Eetvelt. FUCK. I don't even know who Livyns is or if that motherfucker even exists
>>143893492Not a simple gobelin, a Kwaadaardigmoerasgoobelijnmeisje
>>143893558very optimistic
>>143893558surely these people are paid by ASO to be fake spectators
squeaker tv showing delon movies tonight. I can't believe he got away with murder.
>>143893558Based
>>143867715New thread when
just imagine if Muzic had ruined everything for Kasia for no reason by taking those bonis
>Gr*v*l riders are now winning the le tour de france (avec f*mmes)roadsisters?
if my development team beats my main team I will be furious
why is the trophy for kurwa tour an Austrian flag?
>>143893592It's over. THANKS a LOT, W*ut
>>143893651would have been kino
>>143893610When you have a cigarette brand with you're exempted from jail due to being based and nicotine-testosterone pilled.
>>143893610LE SAMOURAÏ is sooo good. Watch this FUCKING movie
>>143893610It's always a shame when old cool guys turn out to be fash
>>143893592The gap to uppity autismbert is quickly approachingI have also notified azeri embassy that a lost dutch citizen may have insulted their prophet
>>143893592Into the >elite top 50
>>143893655could have been grug if he was still a cyclist
>>143893704That's obviously a latvian flag
>>143893655Humiliation ritual
Muzic a cute
here's your QOM
>400 UCI points for Pologne win>400 UCI points for Tour De France Femme
>>143893524>>143893530Thank God. Can you imagine the spam if she did?
>>143893768He's back in ten days bert
demi still seething
>>143893899Are they all celebrating that Demi lost?
>>143893938I'd be seething for 10 years probably
>>143893938She'll win it next year in FDJ colours
>>143893938I would never stop seething if I were her
le vollering bleitsmoel
So if Keldergod didn't chute like a retard in the TT he would have won the GC wouldn't he
kasia and marion
>>143893938Would have won easily under so many circonstances I'd be mad for years.
Demi Slippering kek what a kwabitch
>>143894001such is life eh
looks like neeme finally arrived
demi looks so hot when crying
>>143893592>-21wtf
puck chuted?
The alliance that will save the world
>>143890684>get discovery+ (American) trial>no Eurosport at all, no ciclismo>half the shows are drag queen or LGBT shitguess I'm stuck with Peecock then
>>143894086Days ago
>foot fags get the ropeClean it up again jannies
>>143893936to cash in and leadout philipsen
>>143894086What kind of first name is Puck ?
>>143894072interesting, I'm +21
business idea: Manon kicks me repeatedly in the ballsack
>>143894136Shakespearean
>>143894086No her face always looks like that
>>143894147business idea: after every stage you get to sniff their sweaty shitholes and who evers smells the best gets + 10secs(liane would win 9/10)
Sloppa or more refined?
>>143894144Kilogram? Haha
>>143894222Very polish.
>>143894136it's the name of the jester from Shakespear's a midsummer night's dream.>Puck, ook bekend onder de naam Robin Goodfellow, is een "hobgoblin" (een soort kobold) uit Shakespeares toneelstuk A Midsummer Night's Dream. >goblinhahahah kek
>>143894222Now this is fine dining
>>143894169>Based on the Puck of English mythology and the púca of Celtic mythology,[1][2] Puck is a mischievous fairy, sprite, or jester. Ok that's actually a good choice for a redhead gobelin.
>wins GCwas it doping?that's very uncatholic btw.
>>143894222>classic German dish in a classy restaurant settingthis doesn't compute for me
Now that the dust has settled.That was a bitch move obviously and I do not commend it, but she is such a hopeless retard that I was happy for her she put Chloe on DEFCON 1 because these are women, betrayals come thick and I highly doubt she would be waited for.It was first off her retard brand thing to come since a while, to do the opportunist thing.
>>143894222what the fuck is this shit
>>143894222What the fuck is happening there?
>>143894222I actually take fries with sauerkraut because I hate plain potatoes.
misha only team mate that tries to console demi
>>143894313Worst part isnt the choucroute but the egg on toast
>>143894287>was it doping Always
>>143894313>classic German dishtotally wrongt. Franke
>>143894259*hopgoblin
>You'll never breed the perfect cycling son with Marianne Vos.
>>143894335Sauerkraut mit Wiener, Weisswurst, Schinken und Kartoffeln.
>Niewiadomą
>>143894373Yeah what kind of a meal is that. Egg on bread and fries. Wtf?
Dumbitch Bawlering
>>143894373what's wrong with the croque madame?
>>1438942228.5/10 slop, would devour
>>143894287she just wanted it more
>Niewiadomina
>>143894444and a capuccino
>>143894416must be some switzer shit because we dont do that over here, sauerkraut + one sausage yes but not that disgusting bowl
i wish kasia was my gf
>kasia>vainqueureI still can't believe it
>>143894457Is it? Really looks like a toasted baguette with eggs
>>143894472I can't account for bertina's tastes.I had a Riesling (FLX/New York of course) with my choucroute.
>>143894480you mean the bread is missing? like the Würstl needs to be in a Weggla?
>>143894416Look at her face. I don't think I've ever seen anyone so bootyblasted so thoroughly
>>143894520Riesling is a fine choice but the patrician one is Pinot Gris.
>>143894457where's the rest of the croque
>Florian Naß: "If you knew how bad I was at math..."why am I not surprised
the ruined showing her yellow jersey podium by showing fucking recaps
>>143894581Cav's DNF from last year's Tour
based KERBAOL Cédrine ultras
>>143894594It's a little hard to see (if you look to the left of the egg you'll see melted cheese), but it was actually a full croque madame with ham and Mornay and gruyere
Demi with the 1000 yard stare
Do you wonder if it's puffy?
>>143894546
>>143894222this is what they make you at the cheapest bar that has no water or electricity at 5 am in the morning
not many occasions to hear the Polish anthem >Pieśń Legionów Polskich we Włoszech>Włoszechwait a sec
>Laurent Jalabert who commented it was over for Kasia 60km away from the endKWAB
>>143894668kek
>>143894668At 5am you eat a bifana, what's wrong with you people
>>143894222anon, be better. this looks like dog food
>>143894655knowers knowthey puffy
>>143894655i dont wonder i know
"I'm very grateful for my team"
>>143894687Yes?
kasia is the perfect woman. we all deserve our own kasia
>>143894660yes, it's "Restposten Verwertung" of leftover meat which I would expect in a cabin in the alps and not in a fancy restaurant in New York, who the fuck serves Weisswurst cut and without the skin?
Fuck Kasia
>>143894697well I am not eating at 5 am, because THAT is the only option
>>143894222this picture is causing cognitive dissonance
>>143894783literally
>>143894768this is apparently an Alsatian dish called choucroute garniethis is not a fancy restaurant also, just a neighborhood bistro
>>143894222Thats a lot of foodI need it
>>143894834yes I took home half for later
>>143894783based
with teammates like SDWorx, who needs enemies?
>>143894853unbelievably american post
>>143894783yes please
>>143894873Do Danes just chuck good food out without saving any?
Damnit I had another funny comment about the food picture and making fun of Americans but it said the image limit was reached and the whole post was gone, dead. Just trust me that it was very funny
>>143894883generally we finish our restaurant meals
>>143894943No one does this
make a new thread, slave
>>143894941please be patient. rusbert has to come up with a edition for the new thread.
>>143894943What if it's too big and you get full?
>>143894941I saw it on your phone just now and it wasn't
>>143894943oink oink
>>143894985No it was funny. I used the word "kafkaesque"!
>two more GCs won by slurping and no stage wins
>>143894991Says you
>>143895016Fake word
>>143894943>fat priest.jpg
Well I really enjoyed my lunch. I always find posting euro food funny, you guys get so worked up.It's like when Bertacek posts burgers. You all think they look good but we know they're not quite right.
>>143895065Bertacek posts the WORST burgers lmao
>>143895051>>143895051>>143895051>>143895051
>>143895089Yes I know, I was already there
>>143895112k, keep me updated
>>143894232then I would weigh 78kg
