>Lap:#7309>Countdown to de Grote Prijs van Amx:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>143944827>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220 (217 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:32>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:193>Races in the Alpenis 100 Race Plan82>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 277 (+12)NOR: 199 (+10)LEC: 177 (+15)PIA: 167 (+18)SAI: 162 (+8)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 408 (+19)McLaren: 366 (+28)Ferrari: 345 (+23)Mercedes: 284 (+25)Aston Martin: 71 (+4)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 894.34 (+88.02)HAM: 834.18 (+64.05)RIC: 829.16 (+23.97)>News:‘We were a little bit lost’ – Perez determined to bounce back at Red Bull with ’10 races to turn it around’Sainz says ‘trust and belief’ from Williams convinced him to sign as he confirms Red Bull and Mercedes talksNorris hoping upgrades can lift McLaren further in battle with Red Bull as he aims to iron out ‘little mistakes’‘In my mind, it’s still a win’ – Russell details factors behind Spa disqualification and shares what Mercedes have learnedHamilton says 'no excuse' for no F1 race in Africa amid Rwanda talksF1 drivers set to face “dangerous” 80km/h gusts of wind at Zandvoort
GIMI
Feel like the first race after the summer break should be a sprint weekend to maximize hype.
*wins*
>>143955714>sprint weekend >maximize hype ????
Gonna need some Estonian webms
gay cunt thread
>hamilton will never win anything (on merit) ever again
>Alonso confirms Audi talks with BortolettoIt's over for Finland.
>>143955869>leaves aston martin after strulovich gets a wdc worthy car
>no f2Literally the only thing that makes f1 weekends entertaining
>>143955893That's not the rumor, guess I phrased it wrong.
>>143955869Does Audi know about the shit?
how do we bring more value to Formula 1™
>>143955715Bros I'm going to die if I don't get a big titty gf soon
>>143955939We kill my enemies
>>143955939*Formula 1®and the answer is more street races
>>143955715Free those nipples
death to m*rcedes as always
>>143955939titty bar at every track
>>143955715a girl can't even play taiko without a guy thinking about her sexually....
>>143955939more deaths
>>143955869>>143955907I understood it
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
This sunday. WE GAAN
Hamilton DNF this weekend.
>>143956186LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPHEVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
all e*glish drivers DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) this weekend
Ferrari 2nd and 4th for zandvoortFerrari 1st and 2nd for monza
WILLYBROS WE HAVE OVERBITE SIDEPODS NOW
+5 respect towards NARB
digits and Alonso wins.
>>143956371>about as far apart as you can get from digsgrim
>>143956464Alright, how about digits and he gets a podium.
>>143955698>Hamilton says 'no excuse' for no F1 race in AfricaCan that fucking retard fuck off alreadywhat a cunt
>>143956502We should give him his wish, we all know it'll be an embarrassing shitshow.
>>143956371>>143956496Just stop.
>>143956502Their is no money to be made in a race in Africa, so it will never happen.
>>143956521Why don't we send just him to Africa instead
>>143956528They should take their own immigrants back before accepting new ones.
>>143956523I just want Museo to be happy again bros
digits and sex with yuki tsunoda
i hope the african race is back at kyalami and the stands are full of rooineks so the director and cameraman have to zoom in on the token darkies for the 'crowd' shots to try and hide the fact that this celebration of africa is full of whiteys
>>143956601Didn't any plans for that go tits up when the country ran out of the vital resource known as 'electricity'?
>>143956629nothing still holding any kind of importance in za runs off the national grid anymore
>>143956564He seems pretty content with his tiktok videos.
>>143956569
>>143956601>the darkies are wearing white makeup and verstappen's family t-shirts
>>143956601>1 overtaking zone that's even worse than hungary's start-finish straightanyone who wishes it to return wishes for unprecedented levels of slurp, even if afrikaners being the majority audience would be funny
>>143956750based banter if they did
>>143956750*familly
why is max so based can't wait to watch his esports career take off
dutchfags what the fuck is even a frickadel? that shit looked the same going in as it did going out.
tuna sandwich or leftover pasta is the question
>>143956948always eat leftovers first.
>>143956948I always ask what the heart wants more.
>>143956912fyi he'd probably stay if cars were small and had no hybridshit
>>143956948How's the tuna today?
>>143956912Why is he so scared of life without Newey?
>>143956959ended up making a tuna sandwich just to be a contrarian>>143957033it was alright, nothing to write home about
>>143957084rent free
>>143956901I never noticed
does checo keep his job until abby dabby?
>>143956923ask for a Jos Brinkie
>>143957266If he somehow made it past summer break yes
dutchbros, is dutch a hard language?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143957316Alleen als je een kankermongool bent.
>>143957266Sainz point to yes.
So, have you today?
>>143957383yeah, few times
>>143957383have i what
>>143957383i am right now
>>143957405Whatever you might have
>>143957383I took a nap instead
gimi
>>143957417yes
>>143957383yep kudou rara
>>143957383I wish
>>143957383I was about to then my dumbass friend called me and ruin my day with her bs.
>>143957084newey is pure shit, bro
>>143957383whomst is asking
>>143955698>Norris hoping upgrades can lift McLaren further in battle with Red Bull as he aims to iron out ‘little mistakes’>his 0.3 seconds a lap faster car isnt enough, he needs moreKWAB
gimme the downlow bros, does our boy AMX have a chance? if rb get FIAMG'd with its turning features then how the fuck is it going to challenge on a twister like sandforward
>>143957936perchance
how many bongs until womancrash?
biz idea: expand the grid girl ban so no women are allowed in any role related to F1
>>143957989idk but it's not enough
>>143957940seriously? does anyone have any actual insight or is it just dtsbabbs that cant answer a slightly complex question.is zantvoord mostly high/medium/low speed corners and which car does best in each. i feel like this weekend will be a blowout and some team is going to win by 10 seconds+, i dont think its going to be rb but i hope it is
>>143957936no
>>143958064Listen, kid. All you need to know is that Max is Dutch (sort of maybe).
>>143958028but i like watching the gals reinforce stereotypes about women driving
>>143956521make it a race around the Building of the Egyptian Ministry of Defense
>>143957904It's ok, if he gives it enough time Max will just get bored with formula 1 and quit
>>143958115One moment you're enjoying the presence of a woman, the next you're jerking off into an airplane toilet and your racist team blows up. Its just not worth it.
>>143958122I hope that the route they have to take changes every couple of laps
>>143958122>military draws influence from united statesians (a good choice)>has multiple exits which makes it a roundabout (ruined)
i fundamentally do not understand why Renault changed their name to do something a simple advert on the rear spoiler could have accomplished.RB did it with Acura at the 2021 US GP.
>>143958155that would never happen to me, i'm a stone cold incel
substandard (mostly pay) drivers is starting to kill this sport. these guys should not be on the grid and it's getting truly embarrassing RetardoChecoJoeSargeWindowLickerRatboy
Living in your country of birth should be a requirement for maintaining a super license.
>>143958122>sir a plane has hit the octagon>which one?
>>143958217Name six drivers better than them.
>>143958238they'd finally drop monaco
>>143956948I don’t like tuna.
>>143958217Ocon is decent, thoughever.
>>143958437>get fired>"okay NOW we're going to make the car better"
>>143958551its ober
>>143958551Private should get a ride with Cadillac’s LMDH so he can stay relevant in case they decide to like Cadillac in.>yfw 2026 we have Cadillac with Logan and Larson as the Great Murrican Hope
>>143958217>Riccardo is alright, he just had a fuckup period with the ground effect regs in 2022 same as Mag, Ham, all the other Yoomer drivers.>Checo yeah. he's inconsistent.>ZhouI mean he has no motivation whatsoever because the car is shot, Sauber are trying to be a ghost organization with no soul anymore as they await total VW-ization, which is tragic for the Swiss.>Sargeunironically needed more time, probably should've stayed in F2 for another year.>Strollhas improved this season, is mid at worst.>Oconunironically good, just drives worse cars and is overly competitive with his own.also Captcha was ANONP
>>143957383
>>143956923German gt3 team
>>143958177
>>143958217You forgot Kwabmilton, m8
>Wake up>Bad news>Sleep>RepeatLife is sufferingThe world already ended in 2012, we just havent realize it YetWe all already in hell.
>>143958217The first two have more wins combined than half of the grid combined
>>143958827>Both spent multiple years statpadding as Vettel/Verstappens bitch
>>143958797>The world already ended in 2012at least we went out on a highlight...
>>143958270Michael Schumacher Robert Kubica Niki Lauda Alain Prost Aryton SennaJackie Stewart
>>143957383yes, a couple of cans and trying to get druk without falling sleepF1 related cause gimi was a drunk and sometime took naps
>>143958921>Robert Kubicahim getting robbed of Le Mans this year might be the most genuinely disappointed i've ever been in a race.
>>143958797>wake up>don't check the news>enjoy your life>sleep>repeatIt's that simple
>>143958797just remember, it could always be worse
>>143958868>The 7 World ChampionsOf the guys in the background, only 1 (Nico Rosberg) would also win one. It should be pointed out however that Massa was robbed (and therefore should be in Hamilton's seat as he doesn't win another until 2014) and Webber bottled his chance in 2010. So nearly half the grid either were WDC, would become one later or could/should have been one. That was the level of talent on the 2012 grid.
post webms
>>143959396
WAKE ME UPCANT WAKE UP
>>143959428
>>143959480
>>143959038>getting robbed of Le Mans this year>this yearWHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?? KUBEBROS WE FUCKING CURSED
Please bring back grid girls and get rid of the fat trannies singing the anthem for the love of God, I want out of this stupid decade.
biz idea: formula truck
>marriedwere losing the shorts soon arent we
>>143947376
>>143955939two monacos, one in reverse
>>143959582Is that...
>youtube pops up a police chase stream>open it>they're handcuffing some mexicanf1 races for this feel?
>>143959604>is 34 >looks 54>marries someone that looks 65
>>143959626none because red bull refuses to do the right thing
>>143959626didnt even had to open it lol
Daniel....the seat...
>>143959633>that looks 65weve seen the numbers. youre not stress free enough to believe that
>>143959604F1TV coverage quality went down by a lot when she joined. Hope she fucks off soon.
>>143959604>dressed like a whore at her own weddingprobably not
>>143959638i have that preview thing turned off
>>143959661>ask an engineer to present>wonder what went wrongthe issue is they dont stuff her in a box and ask for occasional insight through the one way flap like they do for samshed be great in much smaller doses. all i do nowadays is ignore the boring presentation and look at her legs
>>143959555wasn't even remotely his fault, too.car broke with Schwartz driving it in like 3rd or 2nd place with several hours to go.
>>143959929
>>143959604They airbrushed her face till it looks like a rubber mask
Wait i thought this is Thursday
This succubus is sucking ps3 dry, can barely open his eyes.Wont win another race this season
>>143960637>another
>>143960637Why doesn't Zak put a stop to this? Where's Webber does he know?
>>143960707>Where's WebberBlissfully occupied by his own Bene Gesserit
>relentless back on the drinkwe are gaan to go lads
>>143960737Distasteful, but I kek'd
Just found out my house was sold to a couple of gays. F1 related because Schumacher is gay
holy shit the 2023 race was good, i forgot
>>143960795they were attracted to your house by your gay pheromones
is 80g of sugar everyday too much ?
>>143960915Carbs being bad for you is a meme just like fats being bad for you
>>143960877I did have a gay interior decorator
wheres the police chase anon? It's happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDfqs760hMAStolen Alfa Romeo
>>143960993oh aye, he painted your corridor white i heard
>>143960943I consume 14grams of added suger every day.80g? wtf are you eating m
>>143961145rate of speed time!
>>143960637he needs a blue gatorade and bed rest
>>143961180>low sugar intake >grams VPN detected
>>143960993>I did have a gay interior decoratorIs there any other kind?
>>143960637i want her to suck me dry
>>143961242United Statesians are forced to use grams on their nutrition facts because the units below oz are retarded.
>>143961258A woman
Oscar Piastri is a fraud he is not a generational talent... he's a generation fraud, a carbaby. He was fed the best cars during junior formula and was fed arguably the best car in F1 rn. He can go back Australian stock car racing and his cartoon porn addiction. No man that beats off to cartoons will win an F1 world title
>>143960675TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>143960993how many Czechoslovakians did he kill?
>>143961404hehe
Everything is just getting worse ;_;Should i isekai'd myself /f1/ ?
>>143961375There's no evidence that Oscar Jack Piastri masturbates to cartoon pornography.
>>143961538>SEAmonkeyyes, there's no cure
mentioned to a guy at work that I'll be watching the F1 this weekend and he said that he doesn't watch the racing but knows ricciardo is the best because he listens to a comedians podcast who talks about him a lot.
>>143961762
>>143961767grimi
>>143961767>comedians podcast>talks about him a lotvolumes
>>143955939Alright so here's what you do to make revenues soar through the roof. You split the races into 3 segments. Each segment you have to run one of the 3 tire compounds so by the end of the show you run a third of the race on each compound. At the end of each segment the race is red flagged and all the cars come in to get their tires changed and line back up on the grid. Pit lane is closed during green flag segments outside of an accident and cars retiring. The metrics found the pit stops to be the least engaging part of the show, along with the danger of slower cars joining the track when others are at pace we feel this is best for safety. This red flag segment will also allow for us to roll commercials, thus making ad revenue soar through the roof. And yes, you heard me right, they line back up on the grid after the tire change. You get -three- "LIGHTS OUT, AND AWAY WE GO!" calls from Crofty per weekend now. The pressure and excitement from the start of the race is now 3 times. After the race is over the drivers get points for their finishing spots for all 3 segments along with fastest driver.
>>143958868The front row is the equivalent of the old photo of 4 WDC's decades ago.
who will it be, /f1/?https://x.com/AlpineF1Team/status/1826862216370332022
>>143958177>RoundaboutsI wish I didn't notice but most UK F1 teams are near roundabouts. What competitive advantage does it give?
>>143961951???
>>143961981POOHAN?
>>143961951(me)
Total commonwealth take over. Add Lawson in and the union jacks are everywhere
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/nina-gademan-secures-f1-academy-wild-card-entry-for-round-4-in-zandvoort.5wPvtNRgyx4T0kNsgNt60o
I fucking hate wind. Everything must be bolted or they fly away. Eating outside is shit. Everything is shit when it is windy. Being too hot or cold is nothing compared to being windy. Fuck wind.
https://x.com/F1/status/1826877362874577260
>>143962114>half the grid is aussies and brits Now understand why Hamilton fights for more diversity
>>143962114Mick Kwabmakerbros............
lads i thought of a really funny meme when jack does something bad>poohanhahaha
>>143962029>WildcardFormula NFL
Valtteribros.....I don't feel so good
>>143962167>no finnish driver>no italian driver (NARG doesn't count)>no brazilian driver>soon no german or japanese drivers>grid full of bongsF1 is dead
>>143962114finally, another 'great' gp2/f2 driver gets a 'well deserved' seat at renault/alpine!
>>143962185>>no italian driver (NARG doesn't count)What?
>>143962029>20 years old>first season in open wheelers>20th in british F4another amazing talent, why isn't she in F2?
>>143959584Where he going?
>>143962198>Dames still refuses her a seat
>Formula Britain + Mini BritainGrim
I wonder how 2023 F1 Academy WDC Marta Garcia is doing..>27th in FRECA
morning lads
>>143962026Colapinto/Antonelli/Hadjar will break the monotony. Alonso/Hamilton only have a few years left. Shitters come and go as per usual.
>>143962198Nobles needs to get her shit together.
>>143962185Tuuka status?
>>143962236Nobels would make her money modeling for Ferrari.
F1 should have a rookie race but the catch should be that teams have to run one F2 (tier) driver and one F1 Academy driverit'll be hilarious
>>143962244fair enough but her name next to these wildcard jobbers looks terrible.
>>143962185>grid full of bongsTruly a master race
>>143962114How long until he puts out a statement that he won't be driving for them?
russell hasn't had a white teammate since anthoine hubert in gp3>jack aitken - zhongguo>nirei fukuzumi - zhongguo>kubica - polish>latifi - iranian jew>hamilton - only half white>antonelli - italian
Updated 2025 driver line-upNote that Lawson has been promised a race seat next year
>>143962335>>
>>143962335Sir, is that bad thing?
>>143962337>mercgimi>racist bullslawson?>audi??? Whats mick up to?
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>143962237F1 worthy in 2 years but serious lack of funding
>>143962185What is the NARG, if he's not Italianissimo?
>>143962337>ocon replaced by fucking doohan KWAB
>>143962337>>143962396Bortoleto goes to Sauber/Audi
>>143962130Where is that image of how different Drugovich would be portrayed in the media if he was Italian or British.
>>143962489That's kmags seat
>>143962337ocon will destroy ollie, it will be midly amusing to watch the sky cast cope.
>>143955698Get ready for the most cringeworthy race of the calendar.Why is everything in my country so amature and unprofessional?
I hate boobs
here he goes, replying to everyone again
> Based Russell> Screenshot this now, Russell confirms verstappen is a middle of the pack driverWhy I hate verstappen:> He has no skill, talent, class or any idea of how to race/drive> He can only win when he has an overpowered car that compensates for his retarded driving style. Unlike other drivers (Norris, Russell, Hamilton) that are able to win on skill and talent whilst driving a weaker car> He is a sore loser. If he can not win, then he drives dirty and cheats. Also bullies other drivers off the track. Showing us how EXPOSED he really is> He is not humble. Instead of taking his private jet, why not fly commercial like the rest of the RB crew or his former team mate Albon. Show respect and humility for the team that made you. Without RB he would have been nothing> His father. Can he fuck off from the track and stop causing drama. Both him and his father are annoying as hell. I hate Dutch people generally but they make me wish Putin would just nuke that swamp they call a country
>>143962337Lawson to RBRicciardo or Bortoleto to Sauber
My wife, Nobels
>he posted it again
>>143962571Red Bull Legend Kimi Raikkonen
>>143962559Charles!
for me, its tina
Them
>>143962198>20Looks 35.
big wings
>>143962631most of these girls i would fuck until pregnantESPECIALLY doriane
>>143962705OI OI OI
>>143962705yeah they want the coomer audience
>>143958270Half the reason they are anything is their amount of experience in f1 cars at this point. There's not much reason to replace them with equivalent shitters who have less experience (and less money)
i watch every f1 academy race with a big stiffy
Man I disliked Bottas with all my heart for the past 8 years but in what world is a rookie Jack Doohan a better choice than Bottas?
Ruthbeth Buscombe-Divey (age 35) got married.Send her your best wishes and a comment on her wedding dress
bring back grid sonics
>>143962659wouldn't pull out of either of them
Mick bros...
>>143962759sanic is 15, you nonce
>>143962770>1993 was 15 years agowhere does the time go?
>>143962777>Sonic the Hedgehog is a video game character. He is a 15-year old[7] blue hedgehog who can run at the speed of sound. By curling into a ball and spinning quickly, he can do a helpful "Spin Attack" which he uses to defeat the villains and save the day. He hates jannies.
>>143959038GTA 6 leaked gameplay
>>143962746'Future potential' lets see if hes just another privateDid they even consider Boatass? the alt was Mick Schumi
>>143962777Wilhelms. Original Weeaboo.
>>143962748reckon shes not wearing knickers
>>143962786Surely Rockstar wouldn't fuck up with a $1,000,000,000 budget for VI.
>>143962799Bottas would be dumb at least not try.
>>143962815There is a 0% chance it will be as good as people are hyping it up to be.RDR2 was already way worse from a gameplay perspective and the leaks showed that it had several elements pulled from that game.Also there's also no way for them to win when it comes to the content in GTAO2F1 related because they'll probably eliminate the F1 cars
All 3 of the rookies announced aren't that good.>>143962784It's a hedgehog so it doesn't count. Kind of like the Powerpuff Girls.
>>143962114Jack Doohey?!? How many F2 championships has he won?
>>143962842Who even plays video games anymore?
belipe
Granddaddy of Williams E-Sports
>>143962857The Chinese (they run my country).
Alpine really signed the Temu version of Piastri
>>143962845Wait until they stop looking like twinks and all the shilling stops and we can go back to normal. Happened to Norris and Leclerc as well.
>>143962870OCEchadsLawson soon
>>143962861ancient gang weeders... RISE UP
>>143955714Very good
>>143962845All the nonces coming out of the wood works
>there's a supposed 135m busget cap which every single team should manage to reach>smaller teams still complaing and operating from sheds with skeleton crews while big teams have insane facilities (full car rigs etc.), head counts way above OEM heydays (800-1000) and spare budget to run full testing teamsNothing to see here, folks.https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/exclusive-f1-teams-discussing-plan-to-thwart-risks-of-2025-testing-war/10646737/
>>143962337>bearman>antonelli>lawson>doohanso much fresh twink meat
>>143962912>antonelli>fresh
>>143962905They should use the old CART model or bring back customer teams and let field fillers buy chassis and other parts from the teams or a third party.
>>143957383I will tomorrow
>>143962745
well now I don't wanna anymore
>>143962814I don't think she did it once in the last 20 years
>>143962933>Customer teamsAudi, Ferrari, and Mercedes-AMG would love that. McLaren, Williams, Aston Martin, Red Bull Racing and others would hate the hell out of it. It could kill F1's constructors base championship.
F1 is irrelevant
mpox
>>143962994F1 is a MX-5 Cup board.
>>143962994finally
>>143962994>/f1/ - Philosophy edition
>>143963001>#1I still have to remind myself every now and then that Button actually won a championship
how many years are left until the entire grid is twinks? cant be more than 5-6
>>143962996bustamonkey
Free Practice 1 in: 0 hours, 58 minutes, 8 seconds
>>143963051we don't watch f1 here
>>143963051Red flag due to weather in: 0 hours 56 minutes, 7 seconds.
>>143963051lies
>>143963051The what?
>>143962996imagine the brown nips fanny flaps and bum hole
>late augustthey should hold races in the south by now
What now?
>>143963051/f1/ is a VW Fun Cup board.
is this the formula?
>>143962993Maybe some teams won't like it but it would be way cheaper to allow privateer teams (since there are only 3/4 teams since forever that are successful) and ditch the two car rule. I guess it has the risk of turning F1 into a one or two manufacturer competition but I'm not sure how many people actually care about that. There should be less homologation/spec parts too. Also, the sport was close to dying before the Liberty/DTS era and teams were losing a shit ton of money and about to go bankrupt.
Lawson won't get a seat>perez brings in south american money>ricciardo brings in Visa as a sponsor>lawson brings in the brendon hartley energy
>McLel major upgradeHow will Goblando fuck this up?
>>143963106*I'd like more tyre manufacturers but FOM won't allow it because they want retarded tyres that fall apart in 3 laps like in 2012 and artificial strategies.
>>143963119polemess up the startcrash with piastri into scheivlakboth dead
>>143963112>///<
>>143963119>major upgradethat might change things but only on planet retard
>>143962996why is she orange
>>143963170She's Papaya-coloured
>>143963106After Haas, Williams are the next small team in F1. Assuming they did went with customer teams, it would just be additional privateers since F1's standard for a start-up is sky high. New teams should take some notes how Haas is runned or they might go bankrupt as soon as they enter.
>Poohanlmaoing
>>143963190
>>143962114Miggers..
Jyrki Juhani Järvilehto
>>143963323so JJ Lehto is actually JJJ Lehto?
>>143963323so his driver name should have been triple-j lehto instead
>two similar posts by the same flag at the same timeWHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING ALL ACROSS THIS WEBSITE
soon
uhm where is formula 1 ?
>>143962503>I-it's actually really good for his first season!>W-well everyone knows w-what a bad teammate Ocon is, he's probably sabotaging Are Ollie!>Edd Straw, the Race: Why Ollie's 0 points don't matter.
uhm what is formula 1 ?
Why isn’t Alibaba or some shit putting up millions to keep Zhou on the grid?
why is formula one?
uhm this is the formula (yuh)
My nigga Sam Collins!
Feeling a cheeky Hulkenberg podium lads.
0 dun dun dun
duns happening rite nou btw
Where stream?>>143962933Fuck field fillers, there should be a maximum of 16 teams, or 32 cars. Hey, 33 cars works for Indy, 32 cars should be a piece of cake.
mmm semen slurping is back :)))
>nederland nu
>>143962748She's only 35?
fucking hell
0 on track action expected for fp1
I predict a sauber will catch fire today
Is that rain? MASIIIIIII
Imagine paying money to have rain gusts blow in your face
>>143963585Your average day in The Netherlands lately
>Sauber let a jew out onto the trackPrepare for red flag.
TAKE MY SOUL BERNIE
>>143963601Comfy
great news lads I have cancer
>>143963636and what will you do?
>>143963636just like Formula 1
>gravelberg
if digits ricciardo breaks a bone again
good thing it's windyit'll get rid of the fleas on hamilton's stinky monkey body
>>143963636Don't be a mood killer. Formula is back and you want to make us sad?
>nico in the wet
famous israeli driver robert shwartzman
>>143963636shiiiiiet, which one?
>>143963636
>next season could have as many as 5 rookie drivers if sauber sign pourchaire or bortoletoIs that a record?
Why are there w*Men in the commentary box?
>>143963714why aren't you, mika
>zandvoort nu
>>143963703BearmanDoohanAntonelliWho else? Lawson?
>>143963703it'll be joint with 2010 if you count kobayashi since he only drove 2 races in 2009
>>143963729Alonso
>>143963703all time? probably not, since there were 30+ cars in the early 90s sometimespost 2010? likely
>>143963729Who else BUT Lawson?
>>143963636Nothing of value will be lost
>>143963636become a neet with neetbux
rain = slurpeverytime
>>143963738The red bull car Marko promised him
>lecrash in 3, 2, 1
>bong ads>wholesome 100 big chungus
>>143963649>Lando too weak to bite through a stroopwafel
>gravelberg AGAINohno nicobros...
Nothing is gonna happen this session, is it?
HUP HOLLAND HUP
>>143963762Only if it's the whole race, if it's in the middle, it's kino (last year was like this at Zandvoort)
>>143963796and the next too
for some reason this barely feels like F1
How do the dutch deal with the wind?
>>143963801Calling it now, Goblin will be in a comfortable lead, rain starts, he gets asked what to do, he makes a retarded decision and KWABs to Russell or Max.
>>143963781The ads lean towards 50 year old men.
>>143963811Because it's a track built on a gravel pile out in the atlantic.
>Long lap penalty for Nico Hulkenberg
it keeps happening
>>143963818Do 50 year old men also like pakis and niggers?
>>143963836thats for white 'liberal' women
>NO NO NO ARAB RACES ARE BADAt least there is no rain
>blackman thinks he's getting inters
>>143963848what's wrong with rain? Canada was the best race so far this season because of the rain
>>143963858For me it's Team Lotus (Malaysia)
why are there women chatting?
>Wets allowedWHATTTTTTTTT
>>143963872Rain is dangerous and F1 does not race in one. Only in drying ones.
i hate norris
>>143963890>Rain is dangerousFUN!>F1 does not race in one.not fun
Quali is wet too
>>143963900Join us.
love how this track looks its so comfy
>>143963907>full speed into pitswhy
>Spinstappen
>>143963929WE GAAN
amx burnout.......
>amd>amx
Sbinalla
OUTTA MY WAY KERB FUCKING SHITS
kek verstappen just exposed himself,
ass licking faggot can't drive straight
Yeah, Verstappen is past his prime.I don't think he will win another race ever again.
just entertaining the crowdall according to plan
+2.5
Cope
its joever
>Raced at Silverstone and Hungary with a fractured rib>Could've won the former with a good strategy and won the latterI'm liking PS3's strongmind mentality. Goblin could never.
>>143963973okay box box retire the car, retire the car
>>143963907nice camera really shows the track banking
i can't watch is it a good fp1
>car is OP in 2022 + 2023 so that nobody can keep up>expect to lose this advantage when everyone to brings their own RB19 knock-off for 2024>gamble everything on illegal asymmetrical breaking technology for the RB20>FIA bans ithow could this happen?
Gyro cam looks great at Zandvoort
>>143963990The mental midget is going to be absolutely cooked this time next year
Kneel
>>143963999Best FP1 ever, so many inchidents, so many fast laps, so many cute girls in the crowd.Sad you missed it.
>>143963999its women talking, unbearable
>>143964005This is not very straight picture
haha
>>143964016I mean, I'd rather have these two than >LE HECKIN SWITCHAROO OMG LEWIS
>>143964030
Max will lose the championship. Not my goat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERSTAPPEN WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143964030Fp1 means nothing
>>143963999its awesome if you are NOT watching it on sky f1 britbongs deserve death and suffering!
>random jew>faster than hamiltonreally makes you think
>>143964065>randomBut they are the chosen.
>>143964065Does he look like jew? Does his name sound like jew? Answer is no.
>>143964048He needs to skip 5 races for that to happen. McLel and Goblina cant catch up.
>>143964083um, sweetie, he is subverting your expectations
Joe bros...
>>143964055but vergas does
>>143964083looks white but name is jewish
Trullibros...
>>143964096
>>143964099Robert Shwartzman? Sounds german
so who's the jew, what did he do to botas
red flags in FIVE
>>143964109he is russian/jewish
>>143964111Ferrari and 8bins want him
>>143964111>chosen people>ferrari juniorwe WILL replace you, chuds
Piastribros? Our Response?
>>143964116There is no jews in Russia
Mclaren are in their early 2000's stage again where they have the fastest car but for whatever reason won't win a world championship
>>143964157>early 2000's>whatever reason
There was flood happening and now it is dry
>goblando has lost a cumulative 15 positions in the first laps of the GPs of this year and not gained a single one>he has also never led a full lap after taking pole positionThis guy can't start a race for shit
you know there's negro DNA in giovinazi due to his big negro-albino lips
+3.219
>>143964171Where do you think they are right now?
Guys it's raining in my cunt and my car has summer tires (not really rain proof). Feel like I shouldn't go to work in those really dangerous conditions, imagine if I crash (my car has no halo I will likely die).
>it's a mclaren vs mercedes episodeboo
Time for a nap before fp2, pain meds got me woozy lol
Verfrauden in 9th without his illegal brakes
>>143964177My hatred for Goblino has somehow surpassed the Neekeri
>>143964225lol
>>143964151and fingols are not white!
>>143964226racist!
>Hates Max because he's so dominant>Hates Leclerc because he bottles it>Hates Hamilton because he's black>Hates Russel cause he's a terrorist>Hates Norris cause he's a zoomedAre there any top drivers that /sp/ doesn't hate?
didn't watch fp1what happened
>>143964254Piastri
>>143964261rain
literally 1984
>>143964254It's almost as if /f1/ consists of multiple people having different opinions.
>>143964254
>>143964225you are gay!!!
>>143964249Alright Ivan calm down before 10 more HIMARS end up in Ukraine :^)
>>143964254I bet /f1/ would have hated Schumacher.
>>143964225but teamLH told me the illegal brakes got removed before Miami
>Poorez below SauberHes not staying for the next year
FW42
>>143964275You wish
>>143964265Top Driver anon.
>>143964254>Are there any top driversno
>>143964298Remind me how many wins norris has
>>143964292Doesn't matter, FOM and RB want the mexican market
>>143964254Only Hamilton has universal hateNorris is slowly getting there due to the constant bottlingThe rest are just anon opinions
>>143964294you got me there bro...
So who is signing Mick Schumacher?
>>143964327/f1/ always underrated/hated him for no reason other than 'goblin zoomer eww'
goblin zoomer eww
baking
time to fap
>>143964387>>143964387>>143964387
>>143964254PS3
>>143959329Massa bottled his too.
>>143964271
>>143962337BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this grid is so fucking shit LMAOF1 really pegs these as the 20 best racists in the world? I'm so glad I stuck around to watch AMX buck break the neekeri in 21 and never looked back. Imagine actually subjecting yourself to watching this. I'll stick with my Franceslop
