Vintage editionNRL>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoMt Smart Stadium, Auckland2.45-1.55>Shaun Johnson Stadium is the venue for the final home game of one of the Warriors' greatest, as they host the Bulldogs, powering with 4 wins in-a-row.>GAME 2Brisbane Broncos v Parramatta Eels8:00pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoSuncorp Stadium, Brisbane1.35-3.25>Can the Broncos retain their slim Finals' hopes with a 4th straight win over the Eels or will the visitors avenge Round 10's loss?
DogsBroncos
Morning senpaiTaya showin a lot of booty in this shotdogs / peels
nice photoshop
gm famly
I just hope the broncos have fun tonight
And that no one gets hurt
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>>143958267Hmmmm
Wahs WILL lift for SJ, Poora WILL shit the bed.WarriorsBroncos
How’s that sedition going?
My wife Ellie Johnston
crazy thing is i reckon you could probably have here if you really wanted
Hope warriors win for a laugh. Would be fitting for last years meme team to beat this years meme team.
Cadbury velvet is 4/10@ 1st it tastes like cadbury milk than has a lint 90% coco after taste Just buy old hood instead Kit Kat golden crunch 5/10 Its ok but iam just over the Carmel / caramilk chocolate meme Just buy original Kit Kat chunky
from nsw cup to 1.4 million price tag. footy can be a funny sport at times
>>143961085he's a one season wonder playing in a stacked roosters squad
Hope he leaves the roosters
As a caramilkchad I can straight up tell you that nestle "gold" varieties whether it be kit kat gold or milky bar gold have always been shit.
>>143961085>blood on his cockhaha been there mate
>blood on is cock>haha been there mate gotta lube ya boyfriend up better champ
>tfw snapped frenulum and developed such severe scar tissue phimosis I had to have an adult circumcision>tfw had 2 different cocks in life
kek
Let's talk about the footy
>feel like a banh mi but can't afford three days of diarrhoeaTough decision upcoming lads
If you're getting the runs because spicy food it's because you're constipated so sort that out. Shitting twice a day is more normal than once every other day
-scatologist
odds coffeeevens showerzero vape then reroll in fifteen
>>143961400>only one retard there It’s better to tip wrong than not at all
A tipper has a duty to submit his tips and failure to do so is understood to imply some penalty or other in accordance with the tippers contract.Whether he tips or does not tip is inconsequential - thus neither right nor wrong - if the tipping administrator has established protocols for either outcome
Warriors are going to go all out to get SJ one last winBut they're still going to lose
What positions would they play in the NRLW?__COPY BELOWW__wAlinity:Pokimane:Amanouranth:Loserfruit:Sweet_anita:
1/1 lads
based retard
>>143961941Based Wojak
Flopcos lose, dubs confirm
>>143962298>22
Tuffany Simmond
kek good one
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/863000
>that post game hakka 4 sj >so powerful >so cultural >wish us whyte guys embraced First Nation culture like the kiwis in
Tiff status?
Tips status?
everyone took doggies except for 2 people
Bulldogs number 3 going bald on top
>decision made
TIFF IT UP
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE
>tipped poodogs
>>143962493Absolute goddess !
pooies are more of a 2nd half peem anyway
>>143958370Told you lads they'd lift
>>143962533How to curse your own tips 101
SJ should retire every NZ game so they can lift everytime
not held refs keeping doggies in this hate that held shit never consistent
>>143962470Do any of the 2 who took Let’s Gone count?
>>143962539It would be cowardly to gloat after the game. I have to do it now.
>>143962564Not sure what you're asking lad.
BARKBACK LETS FUCKING TROT
that will cost them
that's it lads it's over
inb4 bunkered
DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES
>>143962570kek. Well it was fun while it lasted lads.
Tiffany fit check?
I'd like an apology from the retards claiming the matches are fixed and Featherman (PVL) wanted Auckland in the finals.Go Doggies!!!
COMEBACK
Nice try by the most bandaged man to ever play nrl
Is Tiff out in the rain? Is she wet? Is there a pic?
Surely coussies know how to use brollys
Kiwis have water resistant outer layers and the raindrops bounce off them, some kind of waxy secretion
good one irish
Clearly Toby Sexnone just needed a coach that believes in his autistic playing style
RODGER WOBBLER
TRANNY SIN BIN TRANNY SIN BIN TRANNY SIN BIN TRANNY SIN BIN TRANNY SIN BIN TRANNY SIN BIN TRANNY SIN BIN STEPHENIE CRICHTON>no sin bin kekKEKK E K>high level of mitigation they invent new shit every fucking game
ANYBODY SEEN ANYONE
stop playing desperate you're only poo down just play your footy
Where is every cunt ? Strolling in for Bronx game it seems
come on warriors, do it for shaun!
I'm here m8 don't know where everyone else is
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bulldogs are protected
>>143962928You want the same m8, schooner of tooheys red
bruh
>>143962950sure m8 keep em coming
critta should have been sent off
PLAY THE BALL FAGGOT
FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX
>>143963012milking little bitch like the rest of the puppies
disgusting letting a club legend like SJ down this badly
Usually I think the Wahs complain too much but honestly this gay ref has completely fucked them tonight
yep some horrific reffing tonight he won't be back or he'll get a promotion
get mogged faggots
>>143963033What does she know?
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based attempt at the reverse jinx
>Shaun Johnson Stadium, Aucklandwtf when did that happen and why
Bitch Barnett about to lose his shit
biff looms (hopefully)
>>143963048the location of the nearest KFC
Low force, wth
>>143963048Everything
funny how some teams can get away with playing the ball off their hand instead of their foot
>there is a board room somewhere full of people who never played footy making up all these terms like low force and mitigation
Bulldogs lying all over fuck every ball
>2 shoulders to the head with force this game>0 sin bins
Shoulder charge, no bin??
so now that the dust has settled, what would we rate shaun johnson's career out of 10?
Doggies Top 4 is one of the major plot points of the script
Bit of feeling in this
collarbone has left the chat lol
At the BroncGODs game. Weird to be at a game which makes no difference to the season at all.
>>143963142solid 4 stars, better than above average excellent not classic
is buck there?
Mann love has hurt his nipple again
Parra can avoid spoonb owl if they win and win
not sure why the pooiors coach would tell them to lose this game considering they should have lifted and won for SJ
>>1439631427, bordering on 8But unironically had potential to be a 10Falling so far short of that potential loses him another point so final rating is 6 or 7
Kiraz- looks slow but is fast
>>1439631427/10 the mark waugh of rugby league
>it started with SJ knocking on>it ends with SJ knocking it onK I N O
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
what is Johnson's legacy?
Bulldogs are top 8
>>143963229getting fucked by the ref
>>143963227Peels are on
>>143963233bulldogs are protected
>>1439631426/10 never rated him
>>143963229A pitty golden boot award
>>143963229mogging England
I want that fat little Asian kid to get mugged and have his debit card stolen , then his strict hardly at home surgeon dad grounds him for a month and doubles his cram schooling
>>143963164I wouldn't turn up to watch Tristan Sailor play fullback mate, I'm just gonna call it now, he will drop at least one bomb that leads directly to an Eels try
LETS GO BRONCOS
GUTHO WILLS IT
Sailor already thinking about that cold shitty weather and trying to find the best curry joint
>curry
damn some seriously passive defence by Poocos kek
>>143963142If I had to choose just one player’s highlight reel to watch forever it would be SJ. He was absolutely amazing on his feet before all his leg injuries. He was just unlucky in that he played for shit peems and was never able to bag a hip. He was also absolutely robbed of the Dally M last year and that’s coming from a Knights fan.
>cobshit who let him fucking back
WTF IS WALSH??!!!
broncels... it's broncover
>>143963326Poor non top 7 family members
sounds like a funeral at Lang Park kek
fuck
this is why the game needs relegation
Wish this thread had relegation
Cobbo is not a einger eh
>false fire alarm
>>14396336516-0 lead blown last night and 12-0 blown tonight. Stress less.
>>143963344he's fled to the cowboys
tf is an einger?
broncs haven't shown up take away their match fee
*high fives every parra fan in the stadium*
>dad loves the broncos and hates guthocannot wait to give him a call at half time
seems my Eelies always fire up for Bronco games
reckon he could've brought that around a bit
DANNY ARE YOU OKAY?LOVE VIRGIN ARE OKAY? ACTUAL VIRGIN ARE YOU OKAY? DOGEATER ARE YOU OKAY?
>>143963477No. I had a miserable day at work, have worked overtime every night since last week and this is what I come home to.
Reno trying to milk , it’s broncover
And these niggas were in the Finals last year?
yeah Sivo ain’t your missus Selwyn
actually, the brisbane broncos were aided by a cabal of 'influenced' referees because thats the only way for them to succeed
Broncos were also massively helped by last years draw and Pooths/Peels/Poosters all shiting the bed
it’s Reynover
>>143963564Hell, even the Poothers shit the bed in the first half of the Final.
based Tristrian not try but good effort
based goatvo
Flegler was the heart and soul of the Broncs in 2023
penalty wtf are you doing this game ya fucking retarded cunts
>low forcethey've had a meeting lads
>>143963531They were in the Grand Final and they were winning it easy
Sivo actually working hard in defence? time to buy a lotto ticket
broncos are more of a 2nd half peem anyway
sailor and walsh are essentially the same player
TRISTAN SAILORGOD TRISTAN SAILORGOD TRISTAN SAILORGOD TRISTAN SAILORGOD TRISTAN SAILORGOD WAY BETTER THAN WALSHSHIT
wingers that big are wingers because of one of three reasons, all mutually exclusive.>dumb>lazy>pussySivo is lazy
>broncos letting another good player leave the peem
Pedreff gonna have to spend the whole roid budget getting Talagi to tackle properly
>>143963687So we're the Panthers
BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS
>>143963745When a webm turns you gay
if a webm has that power then you were already a faggot m8
Who’s the fat guy always in the corporate box next to kevies coaching box ??!
booooooooooooooooooooo
you're allowed to push its called competing for the ball
Guthos haircut is a crime against humanity
In honor of the next next Olympic Cityhttps://youtu.be/Ehx4CZSsojI?si=OV03m_zjTUCrE7yKThe Parameters - Pig City
the next olympic city is los angeles dumbcunt
>>143963804shoulder to shoulder ya dingus no hands in the back
Tiff looking wet
>>143963854my bad Atkins
>dumbcunt
Don’t forget to support our goddess’ this weekend
>taking the poo
>poo congrats on your win Bronco customers
>noooo you can't tackle someone because... you just can't okay!!!!!!!!!!
does gutho have stigmata?
Based Piakura tricking the Eels into cursing themselves
wouldn’t surprise me he’s literally dying for Peel fans sins
TrentB gurning hard
correct call milking little bitch
>clears it in a normal fashion refspeak me baby boom yeah
poonolds playing like it's a grand final
fumbleball
eelsisters..
the poo curse remains brave and valid
*be slobbo**stroll over line*
peelsissies, did we get too cocky?
Cobbo looks solid when there’s nothing between him and try line
Sivo is such a laughably bad defender, someone should just tell him to stay glued to the sideline
>>143964191PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
Bronx need Corey Oates right now …. To lose them the game
dumbest charge down of all time
Peels deserve the L after taking the poo
wtf when did sailor go dennis rodman mode
rape accusations will do that to a MF
will the broncos ever win another nrlm game?
Season on the loine
it's joever
RENGOD RENGOD RENGOD RENGOD RENGOD
BRONCGODS never doubted you for a second
my only joy in life is knowing this peem will kill me before 50
based PNG peem customer
TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD nice catch sivo
Bizarre script for this game
Still miss the 8
eelsissies... my white boy clitty is leaking at the thought of the big strong tigers forcing the spoon on us...
double dipping on (((heavy favourites)))
>>143964336fuck off fuck face
>>143964335Need the Dragons to lose at least two games right?
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>>143964336trip on nightie
Why didn't they show a replay to see if it stepped on the line?
>cronk referring to the spoonbowl
>>143964353And Phins to capitulate
PEELBACK
PEELBACK PEELBACK PEELBACK
Was Tristan conceived with a weak sperm?
>>143964375Even if they get the wins dunno about trusting the Raiders to beat the Dragons.
>>143963922That’s not Ellie Johnston
i fingered ellie johnston at a nightclub in sydney
>>143964444cringe
Classic reynolds
Kek
the road to the GF starts now
Two in a rowTwo on a rowPhins and Storm to goTwo in a row
Amazing that broncGODS are going to be the first team in history to win the premiership while having been outside the 8 until the final round
>>143963389Called it
I never doubted you Broncos
WE ARE THE BRONCOS, THE MIGHTY BRONCOS!
BRONX NATION STAND UPITS OUR YEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW-814uFaQc
If we can beat the spooners we can beat anybody
BRONX GOT FUCKED ON A COUPLE OF CALLS EARLY, RENO NAILED THAT 40-20 AND THE EELS SCORED OFF A TRY PASSED OUT OF TOUCH, BUT A WIN IS A WIN AND THE EELS PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT.
When you have dog shit goal line defence just keep scoring tries so you never have to defend on your line
Do NRL lads actually rate Jen Hawkins arse?I know she was a cheerleader for the knights but people in this thread are always saying she has a 10/10 arse.Do you actually think that?
>>143964665no one says that in this thread
>>143964665no
>>143964665fuck up retard go back to where you came from
What are some practical ways we can sabotage Phins and Faggons for the rest of the season
>>143964719tip and bet on them
>>143964719Phins have yet to beat the Bronx so we'll see.Dragons have a pretty easy draw. If we're lucky they lose this week to the Sharks, then the Eels decide to play big boy football and fuck them next week. Eels have it in them to spoil someone's season, let it be the Dragons.Even then, not confident Bronx can beat the Storm
>>143964770Storm might rest their entire team again like last year
>>143964801And walsh + haas might be backbut Storm hate the Broncos, and if they can get a chance to knock them out of the comp rather than face them at finals, they might take it
SO FUCKING TRUE
>>143964730The solution was staring at me the whole time
>>143964850Even if they were threatening to go back in time to rape and kill her while she was a child. It is still far worse to ever tell some one to "Be Better"
>>143964850She’s no Jenny Hawkins
>>143964697Why not gay man?
>>143964850yikes she's not going to sleep with you """"poopercoach whisper"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYF1oanQoQ>theres no if here, we're gonna make the finalsis kevin walters the biggest retard on planet earth?
He knows you manifest the reality you want through mental conviction
why didnt he manifest actually finishing in the top 8 instead
He may have started the 11 in a row talk
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