Real offseason hours
>>143956949>>143956949>>143956949>>143956949>>143956949>>143956949>>143956949
Big brother has a player that played for the blue bombers
guys i dont want to talk hockey
>>143957010man, that's awful news
Silovs honestly could be a solid goalie in a few more years. Kid held up his own against a very good Oilers team
>I would rather sit in the thread all day and spammed raped bitch to the same audience of 3 NPC's than discuss the sport the thread was meant for
/playoffsbound/
there is literally nothing wrong with sitting in the thread all day and spamming raped bitch to the same audience of 3 NPC's instead of discussing the sport the thread was meant for
>>143957087settle down, leaf. the trades are finally coming
>enter /hoc/>Canada sperging out again for basically no reasonLike clockwork
Somehow losing a bust for bust trade
>>143957162Just like my islanders
>>143957143Happens every goddamn thread prolly just jeet rage since thats what they all are now
>>143957087is that your boyfriend?
>>143956975The big brother canada house was demolished by a bulldozer
e a s t e r
>>143957227Never (you) me again you raped pedo
>>143957298why, what are you gonna do???
>>143957298
>>143957087its that or copy paste everything the weeb posts like some degenerate fag.
>>143957162We could go band for band fuck that let's go bust for bust
https://youtu.be/OdE5bYCWxlc?si=EbC7OXxsOvyhbKRG
Gord Miller is at it again.
Plebbit is in full defense of McGroarty. I am Ridin’ with Winnipeg. Fuck the Pongs, geriatric poverty franchise
laine is him
the goddamn tranny is on jeopardy again
does this guy realize its been Jeopardy repeats all month long?
>the goddamn tranny is on jeopardy again
https://youtu.be/HxpSH6Gi65E?si=tYzvYG3NEYycoo3d
>>143957686https://j-archive.com/showseason.php?season=40 iykwim haha
I'm just here to agitate. Be a pest. Get in little cheapshots. Take you off your game.
>>143957737did you get this pic from 2012?
* butt ends you *
>>143957259I would’ve won it if I was on it
>>143957795
more like the anahiem yucks
>>143957821newfag
>>143957821Hey rapey how's it going
JLMI
you're a raped bitch
>>143958097that sucks...
sometimes I wonder if it is stephen who is calling people raped bitch and telling them to kys all day
either way this thread has way too many actual autists
>>143958362i just want to say that it was fun having the app, and any dope who ruined the fun should be made fun ofwhat a shame man.
My penguins (:
>>143958509Pittsburgh clearly makes more moves so they obviously are a better team that Lamoriello. After all, who doubts Kyle Dubas and how he’s absolutely mangled that team. Islanders should make it. I’m always confident in them so long as they stay consistent.
>jerk off >have a huge coom >post nut clarity hits so hard that I listen to Alice In Chains on mtv unplugged Weeeeee chase misprinted lies
im the man who didn’t ask
for me, it's Would?
nah for me its nutshell
>>143958761dimes move that's in my top 3 along with them bones
Sea of Sorrow for me
for me it's nirvana
>>143958800lmao fag
>>143958799dimes >>143958800I love Nirvana but they have too many auto skips I never need to hear heart shaped box again or teen spirit
ADRENALINEIN MY SOUL
MY FATHER SAID
>>143958862I wonder if he'll get an eliteprospects page
for me it's slipknot. i like my music a little heavier than you pussies.
cope Cody finished the story >capchca avgn
Nirvana: On a PlainPearl Jam: PorchSoundgarden: Burden in My HandStone Temple Pilots: Still RemainsThe Screaming Trees: Nearly Lost YouFor me that's it
CAWdy is boring shit just like my e-slop
>>143958894Corey Taylor is a manlet Joey jordison was a manlet
>>143958933Cope he finished the story and solved racism forever
Bret the hitman Hart was the GOAT but he was autistic and a mark for himself desu
More like Bret Fart haha
>>143958996cope he was right to not want to lose in his hometown of montreal
>>143959019JEN
>>143959022Cope I agree
>>143959022home planet of planet retard
Who’s your favorite premier league club? For me? Leicester.
>>143959101Arsenal unfortunately
/hoc/: pro wrestling and soccer
I wonder how many people aren't going to come back when the season starts
>>1439592283
>>14395923950% attrition rate. not looking good.
I wonder how many newfags are going to complain we don't talk about hockey
>>143959228Natalie Darwitz
>>143959280people already know to stay away from this thread
>>143957482i dont think the term "weeb" really fits you anymore stephenyou're more of a "retard" kinda guy
>>143959436he is still a weeb he cried about anime representation in sports
>>143959228i've only been logging on to /hoc/ for off season and laffs elimination day going on 6 years now
>>143959101I stopped following football in 2011. The sport is dead for me.
>>143959462true he even went so far as to drop my metties in favor of my dodgers because they had the shark sock puppet sing at one of the games
What about Shane Wright?
>>143959479Luna would be ashamed
>>143959101ive went to the camp nou when i went to barcelona. they have an ice rink next to the soccer stadium. never expected to see that.
>open junk email I never use>find out I've been hackedit's over boys
>>143959556Good luck, my perverted friend.
>>143959556Its true I just saw it on the dark web
I always appreciated the goaltender more than any other position desu
Why are American ncaa product players such entitled pussies?
>>143959654refs
>>143959654playing by the rules is entitled now?
REFFIE BROIN MY SOUL
have you ever fucked a woman hockey player?
>>143959749i've never fucked any woman
>>143959760
>>143959749my high school gf was on the softball team
Yup poor Calgary. Losing kylington set them back years
why are flims fans still hyping up some bust who got lit up by the sensies?
>>143959810that was a man
>>143959849i gotta be honest... kylington not getting signed it has me utterly devastated
>>143959877she was pitcher and ended up d1
>>143959899you fucked a man
>>143959909nah that's what you wish
>>143959928that's what you did
What are the Pongs lines gonna be? They have like 6 second line wingers and another 6 fourth line wingers.
>>143959955Just like my islanders
>>143957227pipe down josé
>>143959899yea i shoved my d1 right down her throat
>>143959955bunting - crosby - rustbeauvillier - malkin - rakelleller - hayes - acciaripuustinen - rutger - bulju
>>143960069lmao
>>143960069Beauvillier hayes bulju would be tardkino
You guys ready to talk about my Kraken? Because I can tell you right now these other teams are NOT gonna be ready for them this October! :)
>>143960069>1st-line Michael Buntingholy grim
>>143960105/hoc/ doesnt welcome fags
>>143960069Bunting - Malkin - Rakell was great after the deadline. That's not getting broken up.O'Connor and Rust are Crosby's insufficient wingers of choice for this half of the decade. For whatever stupid reason, he ends up with at least one scrub stapled to his hip.McGroarty is neither playing fourth line nor starting at center.It's unlikely that Puustinen is a lineup regular.Puljujarvi will not be on the Pittsburgh Penguins roster by opening night.
>>143960119Then why are you here?
>>143960135he shouldn't be here
fucking same old garbage like don't you people ever get tired of posting the same thing for years on end
>>143960135>no-u can't expect anything more from you honestly
>>143960158maybe its time to leave this place
O'Connor - Crosby - RustBunting - Malkin - RakellMcGroarty - Hayes - GlassLizotte - Eller - AcciariBeauvillierPuustinen clears waivers.Bulju fucks off to Binlan
you're right im gonna go back to watching an hour long video about sorting algorithms
Did you know that this is the year that Alexis Lafreniere hits 30 goals and 70 points?
>>143960214enjoy you lifelong passion and kiss /hoc/ goodbye, stranger, forever...
>>143960183I've been gone for like 6 months that Kraken fag is really something. I don't mind spam but I do mind when retards spam and act like their team isn't shit.
>>143960228depends how hard panarin carries him
>>143960245maybe you should leave for another six months
>>143959749Hot lesbians just can't get enough of me
>>143960291I love how you people take such offence to people calling your little circle jerk out for the shit thread that it is
>>143959534female coach laughed at his penis size. it is not adequate
Just think...8 months from now, Leon Draisaitl will have played his final game for the Goylers, and Edmongolia's cup window will slam shut for another quarter century!
>>143960346>you people
>>143960346>I love how you people take such offenceYEP!!! that's sure what that was, alright, good eye, faggot... Do you take any supplements for your eyes???? or do you just buy extra soft baby tissue for your tears?? and your tender ass???
>>143960388inb4 they call you raped something or other
>1993
for me its rutger mcdeepthroaty
>>143960406so just the regular tissue, then?? copy that...
>>143960452for you, it's the frigid nothingness of manitoba
>>143960228doubt
>>143960463eat cock randy
she jagger on my firkus
for me its Rutger Hauer
>>143960463I love the Caniacs as much as anyone, but it's time to be reality. Svechnikov never became more than a first line forward. Never gonna have an elite season, never sniffed being a franchise type forward.
>>143960388idk let me ask the governorhe knows a lot about tender asses (namely yours)
>>143960488>but it's time to be reality>be realityI agree
>>143960388how does it feel to have been sexually defiled by a manchild that has an IQ of 68 on a good day
I was pretty sheltered I guess, so some high school friend said Rutgers had "its own STD" as a joke about how much they fuck over there, and I totally believed them and thought it was like epidemiologically possible
damn trb woke up from his nap? im out
>>143960565I check.
the 'ber months are approaching ladshockey and the holiday season soon
>>143960487the only one that gets it https://youtu.be/2Vg9oL0NKP0?si=mE2ZLkOlviVO8DGO
>>143960698Don Cherry for Governor General
gotta love the cfl
>>143960718just like my ride- oh..just like my jets
>>143960780>>143960734>>143960695>>143960565>>143960551*glasses you*
Enjoying a poo
Didn’t ask
>rags
Sad
Retards
trb delivered burritos, luongo fetched coffee they're not so different
>>143961157One works in a front office for a professional hockey team, the other shits up a thread on 4chan
need something to listen to while I fall asleep
>>143961268both were publicly raped in the most important moment of their careers, turning bids for glory into permanent stains of humiliation
BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD NIGHTLADIES
>>143960356four fucking first overalls
>>143960105Benis signed a 7 year contract, at almost 8 mil a year, so that's news.
>>143961010>>143961280awawawaaaa
>>143961705And what of good Shane Wright?
>>143961445Better men what?
>>143962442MY FATHER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIID
>>143962464Okay now you’re just posting swedish house mafia
>>143962532Swedish Diaper House Mafia
1993
I'm from Toronto but I support Canucks. Cool jersey.
it's unacceptable to not support your home team UNLESS your father was from another city and you support his team
I like basketball more
We need the /r9k/ script, too many duplicate posts
>>143963883but make an exception for "For me, it's the Florida Panthers"
>>143963783lowest iq take in all of sports
>>143960983nothing sad about a canadian enjoying his day with the stanley cup in canada doing something extremely canadaamericans cantskates will never understand
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>nothing sad about a canadian
"For me, it's the Florida Panthers"
>americans cantskates will never understand
>>americans cantskates will never understand
haven’t skated since pe class in whatever school
haven't peed since skate class in whatever school
>The Ukrainian Canadian Congress is questioning the selection of Red Wings star Pavel Datsyuk to the Hockey Hall of Fame.>The Ukrainian Canadian Congress (UCC) has issued a stern rebuke of the Hall for honoring Datsyuk in this manner
why does dunkin' always employ so many jeets? even in the 90s i remember going as a kid to locations all across the us when my family would travel and there'd always been jeets working
Before you pile on a flames fan who is mid melt down, ask you self how you would feel if your homegrown drafted and developed franchise d man walked on you.After all they did for kylington it’s almost criminal they couldn’t sign him. Gary should have intervened
>>143965403racist confirmation bias>heard those hash browns are real good
>>143965403You don't know jeet infestation until you walk inside a Tim Hortons.
>>143963661
>>143965454kys
The Xgf (expected girlfriends) per /hoc/ poster is at an all time low.
>>143965508All my dates are busts :(
>>143965508I'm on a heater though. I'll regress to my mean eventually (zero).
>>143965518It’d be much better if they were busty
>>143965294Tell those fucks to go back and die for globohomo. Also, Datsyuk > Cindy
>>143965508operation: get gf 2024 is beginning to be in danger of a mission failure
>>143965564I live near a homeless shelter and the YWCA.If I don't land a dime once winter sets back in, I can settle.
>>143965711i'm considering volunteering somewhere at a soup kitchen or some sort of non-profit. i did a little bit at an animal shelter right before covid hit and really enjoyed playing with random dogs but just never went back after the lockdowns. i'm hoping it will help my depression and could lead to meeting some new people.
To any Red Wings fans in this thread, how do you cope with the fact that the team hasn't been good for a long time
>>143965807Seething uncontrollably mostly
>>143965430You gotta imagine kylington walking will have a big ripple effect on the organization. He was a keystone to the future, word from the organization was the reason they took a flyer on Parekh was because he, being a weird mystery meat kid, was going to mentored by kylington, a weird mystery meat man. Since this fell apart there is a big push within the organization to cut their losses and move Zayne at the deadlines
Our Sennies are due to shake-up the league this year
>off-topic raped bitch posting>In my /hoc/ thread Grim and fuck off
>>143965807The fact that we have more Cups than your shit team
>>143966388Tru. Zub will be a fantastic pickup for a contending team.
>>143966388Shake-up at the bottom of the table
>>143966401You know, Toronto and Montreal both outclass Detroit in Total Lee's Accrued but that shit only matters to Orginal 6 fans and no one else; but hey, if that makes you feel any better, who am I to condescend >>143966391literally my 1st post of the day, Useless, you sound like a crazy person living under an overpass when you mistake other people for me>or IS THIS really me? can you even tell anymore?
Rapey seething lmao
>>143966401>muh ancient cupstrue, that's a good cope
>>143966514Four cups since 1997. Toronto: 0. Shit(((berg))): 3; shitcongo: 3; your team: fuck all; >sens: 0
>>143966270Parkeh would be a good start in a deal to move huber out.
>>143966576How many since 2009?
>>1439666620. How many from 1967 or 1992 respectively?
Why does rapey pretend to be a wings fan
>>143966698He’s an attention-seeking faggot who craves (you)s since his dad won’t even acknowledge his existence
>>143966576bro, 2008 was 30 years ago. does the yzerplan include a recommended coping strategy, or is this all home grown?
i love how trb even responds to be people calling him a raped bitch. at least he knows his place
>>143966730Raped bitch quick maths
>>143966451the coping begins
>>143966752newfag
>>143966576>2008
>>143966794raped
>>143966794Raped kwab
>>143966804newfag you're only supposed to called the bitch raped and if you're unable to pick him out don't post
>>143966826Mr. Raped Bitch is seething
>>143966836Mr Newfag is trying fit in and getting exposed
>trying to fit in Why does a raped bitch insist on spamming this gimmick? Sad!
>>143966883he thinks /hoc/ is a small club of regulars and he's "one of the boys" as if any level headed person would ever want to associate with any of you faggots
>>143965796A classic.Can a Finn lick a toilet like that ducks fan?
coach says my posting has a high ceiling. I can probably be one of the top posters by mid-season
>>143966908Are you a 200ft poster?
I have the day off, personal holiday. Is afternoon hoc always unoriginal dullards complaining about the same faggot poster?
First for Finland
>>143966936sometimes you get newfags who don't know how to identify rapey properly
>>143966908is that because you bought a pass? its like the kid that starts the season with all new expensive gear thinking it will make his play quality
I'm trying shake shack for the first time tonight what should i get?
>>143966908Pro /hoc/ scout here, you have boom or bust potential
>>143966955a shake
>>143966936Sometimes you get the raped bitch whinging about fitting in because he wants attention
>>143966953if the gear doesnn't make me better why is it so expensive? checkmate atheists
>>143966946that isnt a worthwhile skill to learn
>>143966982it is
>>143966970>whingingfresh off the boat from reddit huh kid
>>143966965A shack, even.
>>143966955directions to a better restaurant
>unknown words scare the raped bitch KWAB and mental midget
>>143967009fresh off the boat from reddit huh kid
last time i had shake shack i shit my pants at work and had to sneak out of the office to go home and change
>shitshack
>>143967007fresh out of the raped ward huh kid
>>143967024based actually
stop talking about kids in front of trb you're getting him aroused
>>143967024seems like a good get out of jail free cardalso why is your hole so loose?
>>143967070You know why
>>143966936it's only 9am
>>143967080it's noon fag
>>143966803>1993>or many years before that kwab
>>143967088its 9am, you retard
>it's already tomorrow in Japan
>>143967070so technically it wasn't at work, my office restroom was closed and i decided to roll the dice and try driving home to shit since i wasn't sure how long the mexican cleaning lady would take. but i fumbled my keys trying to unlock my apartment door and hell let loose then as i tried running to the toilet
Its 9am for retards, noon for intellectuals
it's noon and im on the whiskey
>>143967077;)
time is relative to the motion of orbital bodies in space
>no >rags>no >laffs>3 high quality expansion teamswest coast best coast
>>143967136Pacific division eats cock like it's their job.
>>143967136>Mexico's team
>raped bitch is still obsessed with cock Starting doubt it was actual rape
>That’s it. In November, Valery Nichushkin returns to Colorado in good shape and starts playing. There are no other questions.
>>143967187who are you quoting
>>143967187>It was, in fact, sleep problems (as he reported several months ago) and the associated medication that came with it that led to his substance abuse issues.
>flames full to the brim with svol>hongcouver riots>cale makar is so freaking goodthe list goes on
>utah>west coastRetard
Makar looks like a pedo like MacAvoy
>>143967136>laffs>east coast
>>143967219Cope theyre in the western conference
>>143967090>muh ancient history is newer than yourslovin the wong copium
>>143967197>sleep problems made me go clubbing and whoring with my friends the night before game 6
Frankly the idea of pro hockey in utah disgusts me
>>143967268>1993>a millennium ago kwab
>>143967243>laffs not in the eastern conference
1967
>Samir your services are required again.
>his team is in the retard conference lmao
>>143967136Oilers are >laffs of the West
is it true that the habs drafted juraj slafkovsky, despite him not being the best player available, just so they wouldnt be buckbroken by drafting a good ol ontariah boy?
>laffs
>>143967333trips of cope. oilers ran a dynasty in the 80s when the laffs had already been in a 20 year drought
why do midday marners feel so good
>soilers claim to have the best player in the world>said player doesn’t even have a cup to his name after 16 years Starting to think they’re lying
>>143967389the current iteration of the Oilers
the bowel irritation of the soilers
>>143967401>six years>four #1 picks>zero cupsgary can only do so much for a team
What are your predictions for Laine goals next season?I'm thinking 46
>>143967422...is not nearly as bad as our laffsies. if i remember correctly one of those teams actually made it past the 2nd round
>>143967434I'm thinking he starts hot with 6 early goals then gets hurt again
>>143967434My last two digits decide
>>143967448Only on the behest of the Gary
>>143967464UNO REVERSE
>>143967466>it's all gary's fault!could also be the front office, coaching staff, oppressive media, player attitudes... but no you're right, the big bad jew is to blame
>>143967464Reroll
>>143967500Delete this
>>143967494Don't cast the anti-semitic aspersions on me, I blame Gary because hes Gary and he has the power
Can’t wait to watch McGoatsy to be a bust on the retirement home pongs
>>143967494sup rabbi how's your day going
Thinking about the NHL right now bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H0dKW16K5EIt's up
>>143967353we won that draft
why do the isles have to be sonic in broship pics
>>143967854sonic is way better than marioMario is for fags and little kids
>>143967854because sonic fucking rules
Thinking about the PWHL right now bros.
my favorite part is when the emperor says what is your name and the gladiator says >my name is gladiator
>>143967863Sonic hasn't had a good game since SA2>b-b-b-but Generations!Boostshit is gay as fuck.
>>143967976Marioetty hasn't drawn a dime since the 64
>>143967849The draft on planet retard?
>>143967976Mania
>>143967982Sunshine, Galaxy, and Odyssey are all miles better than any sonic game
I actually don't hate that Top 12.I personally rate Barkov/Matthews half a tier above MacMeme/Goysaitl.I've been saying for a year that after the consensus top 5, it's Crosby then Point.Eichel is too high, but Pettersson, Miller, Hughes, and Aho are all in that next tier for very different reasons.Hischier is several spots too low, and Hintz could be bumped up.Zibanejad belongs where he is because of his failures to show up when it counts.Bedard has no place on this list.Malkin deserves to be somewhere near the bottom. I don't watch enough of them, but I'll throw Scheifele and Eriksson Ek honorable mentions.
>>143968041Source?
>>143968041Sunshine is objective dogshit
BING BING WAHOO
>>143968064That fucking blew but galaxy was pretty kino
>>143968064Its still miles better than any sonic game
Dota 2 > your faggy game
>>143968085Sonic 2 rules don't @ me
>>143968044>Eichel is too highbased retard
>>143968089I kind of miss playing planet retard-tier ability draft games
>>143968044>BestMcDavid>FranchiseBarkov, Draisaitl, MacKinnon, Matthews>EliteCrosby, Point>Elite*Hughes, Miller, Pettersson>Borderline EliteAho, Eichel, Hischier
>>143968044Top 5 is about right. Sid coasting by reputation alone...
>>143968044Is Robert Thomas even that good?
>hughes and hischier>elitelmao RETARDS
>>143968131Just like my islanders
>>143968127based retard
>>143968044dylan larkin fucking sucks
>>143968131>Sid coasting by reputation alone...Among centers, Crosby was:6th in Points3rd in EV Goals4th in EV Points4th in Takeaways1st in Face-off Percentage
>mood status: a vibe
There are ACTUAL mariiofags in MY /hoc/
>>143968160>173 points in 143 games isn't elite>147 points in 152 games as a Selke finalist isn't elite
>>143968316zibanedjad/trocheck is the better duo and you are a faggot retard if you think otherwise
>>143968044>jew hughes >good
>>143968166Just like my islanders
sonic was for simpletons and latch key kids on a sugar diet
We can bicker all we want about the ranking but I think we can all agree that you would have to be a real fucken retard to have stuzel and zib anywhere near the top 20
>>143968325I love Trocheck, I'd probably have him in my top 30.But there is no intelligent way to argue that either he or Zibanejad are even close to Hischier and Hughes as players. Let alone as a duo.
>jack hughes is elit....
>>143968353I don't watch Snes enough. Stutzle's stat line looks legit. What's your take on him?Fair warning, the CAPTCHA is>GAY TK
Sonic and Mario are for kids, dynamite headdy is for men
>>143968380This artwork fucking sucks
jack hughes is a fuckin fag who deserves a punch in the mouth Not elite
>>143968370call me when you get back from planet retard
>>143968380Nobody is saying that Hughes was elite by December of 2022.
>>143968382https://youtu.be/SvpWRlJY6YQ
>>143968044Anti flames bias is getting out of control. There are at least 3 skaters that should have been considered for this list, one should have made it
>>143968406Or even by August 2024
>>143968392I accept your concession.
>>143968380cock cockfield>j'accuse!
Why are the Hughes brothers so elite at turnovers?
day 7 of having the coof
day 0 of not asking
anyone fake being sick lately?
>>143968388Just like my islanders
I haven't faked caring
I legitimately never notice when aho is on the ice.Some say it’s because he is a cerebral player, I think it’s because he fucken sucks
>>143968484true our islanders should have gotten the good aho
>>143968423Retard
>>143968484You're lucky randy has a mouthful of cock right now or he'd be very angry
McDavid and Matthews suck
>>143968484I’m not even trolling, I can name something elite about all the other centres listed. Aho is just a floater, great at nothing
>>143968421Being a turncoat is in their DNA. Their people love to play both sides.
kys pedo
>>143968674>tattoos>doesn't cleanyea she's definitely not wife or mother material. hope lil nigga realizes before he knocks her up
>>143968700I've been explaining this but he plays goalie so he's retarded
>>143968711it's ogre. he had a good runF
[Sad News] no one asked
Lets gooo habsbros!!
>>143968735Hutson sucks thoughbeitmoreover. I agree with the rest
>>143968724cope we love the lore of lil nigga here
>>143968735Only thing that is true is the last point.
>>143968775Who is the latest Swedish super star? None?
>>143968898Karlsson and HedmanPettersson sometimes.
>>143968898Elias Pettersson had 102 points two seasons ago. Erik Karlsson had 100 points too. Victor Hedman won a Conn Smythe a couple of years ago and had 20 more points than Miro Heiskanen last season despite being 9 years older.
How many times must I say it?
>>143968898
>>143968529Just like my islanders
Remember when people said Nolan Patrick and Shane Wright were low ceiling but high floor guys who AT WORST would have long careers at 4C?
>>143969223Shane is following the yzerman development schedule
>>143969223I don't think nobody said that. Their lowest expectations was 2C
Remember when people said Kakko was the safer bet to be a first line NHLer?And how Dahlin was going to be a multi-Norris winner?And Puljujarvi was gonna walk into the league as a high end power forward?And how Dylan Strome had elite 1C upside?And that Hanifin would be a franchise 1D.And Nugent-Hopkins was gonna be Crosby-lite?
>>143969223it's fun to go back into the archive and see the early takes.
Obsessed
>>143969319A quick-thinking winger, Kakko never seems to be in a rush. He reads the game exceptionally well and finds himself a step ahead while the play is still developing. He is confident with the puck and capable of handling it in small spaces. With his size, Kakko protects the puck well and uses his high hockey IQ to make smart offensive plays. Kakko excels offensively and beats opponents with smarts and skill both on and off the puck.Dahlin is a smart two-way defenseman who can play in any situation. He is a terrific skater and stick handler who can rush the puck, or join the attack in a hurry. Impressive agility makes him a good one-on-one defender. He has fine passing ability, and although not a big-time bomber, he has an accurate shot from the point. Not one to shy away from the physical game, Dahlin is an accomplished open-ice hitter. A young player, he must learn when to make the simpler play. Adding more weight should help him in board battles and around the crease.Puljujärvi is a big winger who combines size, skating and skill. A strong skater who can blast past the opposition in full speed. Able to use his size, reach and stickhandling skills to retain the puck in speed. A smart player at both ends of the ice, both on and off the puck. Great work ethic and positive attitude. More of a playmaker than a scorer and could improve his shooting skills, although already equipped with an accurate release. Doesn't shy away from physical play, but could use his size more to his benefit.
Stop using chatgpt you stupid paperboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InJ9KQI9hyQTrying to play this riff is insane.
>>143969437It reads like the average the athletic article desu
>>143969319Nugent-Hopkins covered that bet tho
>>143969271Absolutely not for Patrick. By draft day, people said the top of the draft was one of the worst in history. When Hischier overtook Patrick as favorite, he was still viewed as a guy who could *maybe* become a 1C with good development.I distinctly remember watching a vid of Craig Button crowing like a retard about how Nolan Patrick was a surefire franchise 1C despite scouts souring on him as a bottom 6er.As for Wright, I mean, c'mon. If people thought he was gonna bottom out as a 2C, then he wouldn't have been jumped for- a long term project winger- a long term project dman who had never played in North America- an undersized dangler who might become a 1C if he didn't bust
>>143969319Strome is a big-bodied center who destroyed the OHL this year and did so while playing second fiddle to McDavid. He’s excellent at creating plays off the rush, but he also excels when the game is tightly checked and every lane is seemingly clogged. It is in the offensive zone where he uses his size, reach and elite vision to his advantage. He’s a precise passer and gifted playmaker who epitomizes opportunistic; make a bad decision with him on the ice, and there’s a good chance you’re going pay for it. Strome is extremely patient with the puck but knows when to hold on and wait for better options or simply let one rip. He can certainly be classified as a goal scorer; he favors an excellent wrist shot over the slapper, both fired with very good accuracy. He has a great nose for the net and possesses soft hands; time and again you saw Strome quickly corralling rebounds or loose pucks in and around the crease for either a hard-fought goal or a quick pass to an open side.A dynamic two-way defenseman who has no holes in his game. An exceptionally strong skater who isn't afraid to take the puck himself and move it up-ice. The confidence that he has in his abilities lets him thrive under heightened competitive levels. The skilled defenseman's undeniably high level of hockey sense is showcased whenever he touches the puck in the offensive zone. Defensively, he is aggressive, constantly pushing for puck possession and a quick transition to offense, but at the same time steadfast, reliable, and patient. He is poised beyond his years and mature in his decision making. All-in-all, Noah Hanifin is the ideal all-around defenseman who leaves no area of his game untended.RNH possesses tremendous offensive skill-set, defensive awareness and great character. A speedy skater and an accurate shot to go with, He will earn the majority of his future NHL paycheck with his outstanding vision, exceptional playmaking ability and slick puck-handling skills.
>>143969468Nugent-Hopkins turned into a PP specialist winger. Not exactly a 1C with no holes in his game.
>>143969468>>143969508How did he know?https://bleacherreport.com/articles/720297-nhl-entry-draft-why-im-not-sold-on-ryan-nugent-hopkins-as-the-first-pick
>>143969508Name a hole in his game.
>>143969572Well, for one, he can't be a Top 6 center on a good team.
>>143969472> an undersized danglerBuddy we are not talking about your pecker, try to stay on topic
>>143969605>he can be a top 6 center on the team with the beat center in the league and one that’s in the top 5Alright, sounds like you cheer for a shit team ran by a retard.
>>143969472Slafkovsky was never a long term project winger. He lead Slovakia to an olympic medal. He's already a better player than Lafreniere.
>>143969623olympic hockey medals are meaningless when the pros don't go. worse hockey than the meme world championships
>>143969623>He lead Slovakia to an olympic medal.They have to qualify first. Without him. Though Kazakhstan, Austria and Hungary aren't the most fierce opponents
>>143969710Retard
>>143969622The Oilers would play Nugent-Hopkins at 3C if he was capable of driving his own line at even-strength.But he's not, which is why Henrique was traded for and re-signed while RNH floats as McDavid/Hyman's third wheel.
On paper, this has to be one of the BEST projected top-6's of all time
>>143969748Now show the rest of the roster
>>143969748Perron - Crosby - HornqvistPlotnikov - Malkin - KesselWas supposed to be better. Besides prime Crosby and prime Malkin, people thought Kessel was gonna easily pot 50, and Plotnikov was supposed to be a capable middle 6 wing. Then Perron and Hornqvist were both projected to be ~25 goal scorers who played perfectly complementary games.
>Not sure yet all the particulars, but sounds like Yaroslav Askarov is being traded from Nashville to San Jose
>askarov to the sharksguys I think the sharks actually are smart
Worst bottom 4 of all time.
>>143969858>>143969859What does this retard get in return? Edstrom and a 2nd round pick?
>>143969858>>143969859>there are gms worse the Mike ""N"" Griergrim
>>143969859For who
You now remember that Connor McDavid is the youngest skater on the Edmonton Oilers roster.
>>143969860Henrique is a great 3C, but the other 5 players combined for 60 points in 285 games last season.
>>143969860I’ve seen worse bottom 4’s on the late 2000’s Thrashers
If Ekholm goes down to injury and the Oilers aren't getting decent goaltending, they'll miss the playoffs.
>>143969831Who the fuck is plotnikov
>>143969956Former great KHL player and never panned out in the NHL. Basically did the same shit as Shipachev.
>>143969955Nigga the oilers made playoffs with fat maroon and zach kassian on the first line I think they will be ok
>>143969748Something off-putting about Hyman …
Stephen and his esoteric hockey "knowledge" Nigga a hockey reference riddlerA db discipleA elite prospects punditA stathead stan
>>143969906>I believe a goalie and at least one prospect are going to Nashville in this trade. Whispers suggest Goalie Magnus Chrona may be the goaltender.
>>143969996I see you're noticing something
>>143970006Real trade>FULL TRADE: #SJSharks acquire Yaroslav Askarov, 2025 3rd round pick, Nolan Burke from #Preds for David Edstrom and VGK’s 2025 1st (Top 10 protected)
>>143969748Not even the best top 6 in Oilers history1987-88Tikkanen-Gretzky-KurriSimpson-Messier-Anderson>>1439695212011 was just a weak year at the top of the rankings.
>>143970023I was almost right >>143969878
>>143970047fuck that faggot craig simpsonKruselniski was better
Edstrom will probably play 3C for Fraudlunda this season.
>>143970111>Askarov given away for literally fucking nothing???
And all you faggots went to away to r*ddit to discuss the trade. Fuck you Ns
>>143969956Back in 2015, there were a number of KHLers headed to NHL. The big prize was Radulov, and everybody remembers Panarin. Plotnikov wasn’t nearly as offensively skilled, but he was a good enough power forward to have played for Team Russia. He immediately fell out of the league, as did Viktor Tikhanov.
>>143970006>>143970023Sad
I'll always remember Askarov as the faggot that couldn't hold onto his stick at the World Juniors
>>143970143>literally nothingMeh that 2025 first could be very useful.
>>143970111I didn't know what to think about the trade but I went on r/hockey and now I think the Preds won it
>>143970144Good trade talk is gay talk
>>143970111>i want to be playing for a NHL team immediately
>giving up a first for an unproven goalie who said he wanted outBlack excellence strikes again
>>143970243>literally can’t start for his drafted team because Saros>goes to a team that needs a starter and can get playing timeGood trade by Grier
Imagine wasting draft picks by drafting goalies
>>143970265And? Preds had no leverage and Grier's dumbass still gave up a first for a guy with a grand total of 3 NHL games
>>143970265>can't starthuh? it's not 2003 anymore. no goalies play 80 games anymore retard. at most SHITros will play 40 games
>>143970278It's a wasted pick between rounds 1-6
What would the NHL be like today if Gretzky trade never happened?
Connor Hellebuyck>5th round 130th overallIgor Shesterkin>4th round 118th overallThatcher Demko>2nd round 36th overallAndrei Vasilevskiy>1st round 19th overallSergei Bobrovsky>UDFAIlya Sorokin>3rd round 78th overallJeremy Swayman>4th round 11th overallLinus Ullmark>6th round 163rd overallJuuse Saros>4th round 99th overall
>>143970321Saros played 64 games last season. You’re a retard if you don’t think the Predators start and end with him.
>>143970314>giving up an additional 1st you had from trading away Hertl to get a goalie who, arguably, could win you at least 12-15 more gamesAgain I fail to see any issues with this trade for the sharks. You can make good strides with how many young players will be on this sharks team. All depends on how Warsofsky coaches them.
>>143970441Connor Hellebuyck>5th round 130th overallMehIgor Shesterkin>4th round 118th overallShitThatcher Demko>2nd round 36th overallShitAndrei Vasilevskiy>1st round 19th overallPads babbySergei Bobrovsky>UDFAShitIlya Sorokin>3rd round 78th overallJeremy SwaymanShit>4th round 11th overallLinus Ullmark>6th round 163rd overallFinnish Juuse Saros>4th round 99th overallFinnish
>>143970217Sharks winning the Cup this decade
I have some new OC
>>143970466Askarov has had 2/2 poor playoffs in the AHL. At age 22, he hasn't earned the trust of an organization that has a very strong history with goalies.Simply put, he's not worth a 1st Rounder+
>>143970441Oettinger was 26thVasilevskiy was 19th
This is the best general because there are 0 bongs ion here usuallythey're the most useless posters on this god damned site
>>143970535Oettinger is a sieve
people are gonna think this OC is epic
My new OC is talking about my new OC
>>143970325retard>>143970548retard
>>143970548He already got Stars into 2 conference finals
My OC is on better boards
>>143970576we don't and never have signed our posts here
>>143970566thats some good OC
My OC goes to a different school
>>143970588what an ancient gif
My OC isnt original
>>143970576>>143970578
>>143970588thats a man
My OC ancient
>>143970621
>>143970607mine is original and beautiful
>>143970631
>>143970627>>143970636retards
>>143970627>>143970636choose wisely now, /hoc/
>>143970515>AHL playoffsTerrible metric
>>143966401But the Red Wings are my shit team
I think I may be close to forgiving finland.Months ago some Finn promised me and others a (You) in the next thread. He did not deliver. He even laughed at me when I called him out for renigging on the deal. I am still a bit upset
>>143971331>Trusting people who lie about being Mongolian
>>143970401Idk
