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Premium house realtor in Sydney. LFG!
>>143958745I saw Raygun at a Woolys in Jawambupallury yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>143958745based I love me rayraymakes me proud to come the land down under
>>143958745proving yet again that it's all about celebrity status and marketability
>>143959158You just ruined the Marky mark copypasta you absolute faggot
>>143958745She signed with BlackedRAW???
>>143958745I mean... that's all she's got left bro. Whatever she did before this was done after Paris kek.
>>143959577Suck my dick, you abo faggot nonce bellend homeless fruity Tim Walz wanker
>>143958745casting couch when?
She's probably been bombarded with offers from dying media companies desperate to cash on literally anything. See her on Dancing with the Stars and that trashy reality travel show and whatever Scott Cam is doing these days mid next year after everyones forgotten who she is.
>>143959837Someone surely must have made a webm out of this with penis music
fuck yeah raygun
>>143959922Or she could just get a job and keep her dignity...
>>143959922the issue with this is she has to be at least somewhat entertaining and likeable because she isnt attractive, and judging by her reaction to this whole thing she is not
>>143964280That's only a problem if she wants longevity on tv but hitching your wagon to television in Australia is a pretty questionable career decision. The stations don't care if she crashes and burns. If people tune in for half a season that's a win for them because it's better than anything else they have going on.
>>143958745prepare yourself for weekly columns on how everything is misogyny and its all mens' fault
>>143958745strange how easily a talentless white woman can fool and manipulate public opinion these days
please tell us the talent agency infos so we can flood them with insults too, and when she perform we can go there throwing rotten tomatoes and eggs at her like they did in the old times when the entertainer was lame
>>143964737She isn’t fooling anyone. She’s famous for being retarded and is going to try to capitalize on that. Can you really blame her? I mean at this point her choices are sit there while the world laughs, or make some money while the world laughs.
>>143965654>or make some money while the world laughs.That would kill breakdancing even more, I'm ok with that
>>143963904>keep her dignityWhat dignity?
>>143958745How can one nation be so hilarious?
>>143958745any of you shitposting australians could have gotten signed by a talent agency if you'd been more ambitious in your shitposting. she has shown you the way forward. may I suggest sending the australian globetrotters to the next basketball match?
>>143959922She'll do corporate speaking gigs for $10k+ a pop, and then corporate funday/teambonding events for even more $$$ to unleash their inner rhizomes and take lines of flight to sales heaven etc. She's on to a winner. And well deserved.
>>143963904Money > dignity at the end.
>>143959837Are those smiling guys her coaches?
I would pay good money to see her breakdance in a thong
>>143963904She already has a full time job. Professor of Breakdancing at Macquarie University:https://researchers.mq.edu.au/en/persons/rachael-gunn
>another /int/cel thread simping over a walled roastie absolutely pathetic
>>143967062seetheRaybros stay winning
>>143958745Her and "Dad's Google history" girl should link up as a duo.
>>143958745she's missed the boatno one normal cares any more
>>143958745Talent?
>>143959631Cant wait to see her get cucumbered by Freddy Gong
>>143964280I am extremely attracted to raygun
>>143958745>be raygun>be concerned with commercialization of breakdancing>breakdancing hasn’t been relevant since the late 90s but whatever>kill the sport forever on a global stage >now breakdancing is uncool and nobody will commercialize itB-girl accomplished her mission and got a media deal out of it. If you read aricles from the breakdancing community from around the world, they know they are in a dead art form.
>>143959837>this was her sacred Acknowledgement of Country
Guys, which woman do you have more respect for: Raygun, a woman who is getting all her fame from some weird dancing at the Olympics, or the "hawk tuah" girl who is getting all her fame from talking about spitting on dicks of all the random guys she fucks and whose cum she swallows?In fact I wish Gunn would do an interview and discuss this, especially since their fame is coinciding.
>>143975333got any good post-olympics interviews?
>>143958745I maintain that "Raygun" is a Chris Lilley character
>>143975795mouth pole dancing deserves more respect than breakdancing.
R. Gun. Raygun.
>>143959577It's the Cameron Smith pasta you dumb seppo
>>143970856>my personality is flagposting about ugly women who i think are attainable
>>143958745is the talent agency looking for some talent to give her?
>>143959837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_aptnmIOw
Reminder she was probably farting the entire time she was dancing
>>143963904She already has a good job. She chose to sacrifice dignity for 3 months of fame
>>143964983>please tell us the talent agency infos so we can give them clicks and views, and when she perform we can go there and buy ticketswow that'll surely kill her career
>>143977129https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/features/2024/8/18/its-not-about-raygun-breakdancers-speak-out-on-olympics-row
>>143977169Very based and specific reference, Summer Heights High is a very underrated show.
>>143977169Kek good callback
>>143984213Not her fault. If people actually posted the better performance on social media that could be great. But, social media just loves memes, roasting people and hating on White women. Raygunn hit all three points.>Offended >Those interviewed were American and not even apart of the competition Of course. Why should I have experienced anything different?
>>143993858*Performances*Expected
>>143958745>talent
>>143967026>https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/features/2024/8/18/its-not-about-raygun-breakdancers-speak-out-on-olympics-row>>143979402Her job is justified by his knowledge and supposed skill in breaking. Once the world put her skills and breaking knowledge in doubt, her position is most likely no longer justified and the only way to continue working there is if her subject is still considered relevant in the syllabus, accepted by students or nepotism. Her research does not generate enough value to justify her permanence. I almost forgot. The whole Aus Olympic went woke up to defend their lack of oversight. So maybe the university also go woke up for some time.So if she's smart she'll cash all the money she can
>>143984213A must read, thank you, I had a good laugh lmao these people live in such a fantasy world it's almost frightening.Funny passage:>So I have a young man who called me, and he was almost in, I can say, in tears. His voice was shaking because he owns a school teaching breaking in a rural area.>And parents came in and said, “Teach my kids the kangaroo.” And he said, “Please don’t come in here and say that to me. It’s very disrespectful.” They didn’t listen. Now they’ve been asking him to teach their kids the kangaroo and sending him memes.
>>143995405>She's now iconic and he moves will now go down in the annals of breakdancing history Feel sorry for the guy, but only if they weren't serious and just trolling.He could have parlayed that into 'Yes, we can teach that, because it's *super* beginner. However, what we really specialise in is much more advanced moves. We can help you built up with Top Rocks, flares and head spins. You know, the real OG, from the streets stuff.
>>143959158>WoolysIt's woolies you fuckwit>douche>maamWe don't use those words.Fucking shit pasta, 1/10 and that's generous
>>143958745you need to have talent to sign with a talent agency faggot simp
>>143994707she's a professional anthropologist not a professional dancer
>>143984213>https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/features/2024/8/18/its-not-about-raygun-breakdancers-speak-out-on-olympics-row>There were also accusations of cultural appropriation as Raygun – a white Australian – was seen as mocking breaking, which has roots in American Black and Latino culture. So we can only sign up for sports based on our "culture" now ?
>>144011021This is why this particular criticism of her throws me man. They're implying even if her routine was impressive, it's still 'problematic', because she's a White (Australian) woman doing it.Yet, the article features a man crying, because people are asking him to teach them 'the kangaroo hop'. What, does he do turn away any White person that wants to breakdancer?
>>143977943no it's the ryan gosling pasta you dunce
>>143959577It's the Mon Confiado copypasta, you retard
>>143958745why can't I stop myself from being in love with her, bros...Raygun is literal perfection
>>143959158It's official: Raygun is a celebrity
>>143958745>jews hire other jewsColor me surprised.
I've done a complete 360 on this fucking cunt. She seems kinda cool and fun and hip and fresh. The only way to stop seething about someone is to appreciate the seethe they cause more than you seethe at them. That way you end up liking them.
>>143958745More like a no-talent agency ammitite??
Guarantee she will start sucking and fucking black dick for good pr
>>144011021>>144012024>Malik Dixon, who is from New York but currently lives in Australia, told the Australian Broadcast Corporation (ABC): “It just looked like somebody who was toying with the culture and didn’t know how culturally significant it was being the first time in the Olympics and just how important it was to people who really cherish hip-hop and one of the elements of hip-hop, which is breakdancing.”That one person was upset that she was mocking it with kangaroo hops and flopping on the ground like a fish instead of actually doing breakdancing and then made a mockery of the subculture to the entire world through her bad performance. It says nothing about cultural appropriation, you made that up because you're a little fragile snowflake who needs to make everything about the imaginary "woke police" or whatever you losers believe in. There was no honest debate about "cultural appropriation" anywhere during the event. I know you niggers can't read so feel free to deny the actual text of the article.
>>143959158Anon you need to fix it. I took Australian in college as a language elective. It needs more>Oi cunt! Fukkin Straya, cunt! Fukkin fully sick Commodore, m8! Fuck off, ya poofta. That will work in most social situations if you visit Australia.
>>143958745how the fuck do you even score breakdancing? is just 2 dickheads spinning on the floor
>>144025795https://olympics.com/en/news/breaking-breakdancing-rules-format-moves>A minimum of three or more uneven number of judges score the battles on six criteria - creativity, personality, technique, variety, performativity and musicality.>Each parameter has different weightage in a battle, with technique, performativity and creativity constituting 60 per cent of the total score while variety, musicality and personality make up the remaining 40 per cent.
>>144025926so can you score a fake wrestling match with this?
>>144025937There won't be any creativity because it's scripted, and there won't be any musicality because there's no music. But the other four should be okay.
>>144025596Bruh, I've legit seen people calling her a 'Culturally Appropriating Karen' verbatim all over YouTube and Reddit.>Ends post with the hard-RYou're really losing me with the social justice kick.
>>143963904>parasitic libshit academic>dignitypick one and only one
>>144005169Distinction without a difference.Both are meme ‘careers’ worthy of ridicule.Actually i take that back.Some professional dancers i could see myself having some respect for.
>>143966817That's her husband and trainer, he made her do this
>>144011021I'll add this to sports White people aren't allowed to do, alongside Kung-Fu.
