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melbourne v collingwood is on and it sucks
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fred
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noodle haircut poof
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*lives in /afl/'s head rent free
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death to all zoomers
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>>143963394
HEAVE HO
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/afl/ is become a zoomer general and i wont stand for it
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Fuck Petty fuck Billings fuck Tomlinson
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>>143963406
shut up
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>>143963402
you're paying rent by making this post, idiot
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>>143963396
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>>143963381
>>143963396
>>143963404
>>143963406
Goddamn you're booty blasted fr fr
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>>143963420
>Goddamn
not deadass?
fake af zoomer
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why didnt collingwood just win one more game lol
not hard
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just a bit of fun with the lads
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>>143963423
You're fucking seething lmao
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>>143963330
>has to be above the age of consent both in australia and overseas
why? if it's legal in the other country who gives a fuck? are we not allowed to smoke weed in amsterdam because it's illegal here?
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>>143963432
because it was rigged mate
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>same old sadsackfaggots every night
>complaining about the same old things
>most don't even watch the game
>just an online friend sim/old man pub
I liked it here when it was fun
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is daicos derangement syndrome a real thing?
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>>143963423
Autistic freak
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>>143963440
yes, they're seething that he'll never play for their shitty teams
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>>143963423
exactly. look at you.
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>>143963441
imagine being the customs officer that got to give this a big sniff
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>>143963436
Fuck off idiot, sex tourism should unironically be banned and any Australian engaging in it should be prosecuted.

Its a disgusting practice which takes advantage of vulnerable women in poor countries
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>>143963440
No mate, I'm sure he spends hours looking for daicos webms to make because he is a well adjusted person.
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got em on a string lads
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>>143963441
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IF ...

Bombers players this off-season feel the need to do as they did last off-season and use social media to tell us they're not just overseas together but overseas together AND TRAINING REALLY HARD ...

THEN ...

spare me. Professional athletes preparing to play professional sport. Wow. And what did it amount to, anyway? Yet another wasted season
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>>143963447
its an interesting discussion
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>>143963436
idk why all i know is that it's illegal
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>>143963441
I thought you guys said true love doesn't exist?
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smoking weed in amsterdaam isn't actually legal.
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might drink some vodka tonight
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>>143963441
i remember this story
exactly why twitter screencaps should come with ISO 8601 timestamps by default
otherwise people would think it's new
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>tfw no aussie bunnings gf
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>iso 8601
fuck off nerd
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>>143963480
here churr ma bro
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>>143963440
yeah he gets glazed harder than anyone even when he fucks up
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>>143963467
reckon it should be clear i was talking about alleged noncery
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>>143963476
Anyone looking at the pic of them thinking it’s recent is dreaming
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>>143963447
>IDS SHUD BE BANNED!!
fuck off idiot
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norf desu
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nicky pulling a man on top of him to try get a 50, so skilful
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>>143963480
how about Palace?
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>>143963330
>but the hsgfs and hsbfs, when you get them, actually can read the instructions

this has not been my experience. the young dumb white kids are some of the worst.
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pickett looks like one of those rapist indians
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>>143963372
that looks pretty funny to me. are you alright, big guy?
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>>143963503
>a 50
more like a stiffy
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>>143963493
i'm talking in general
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>>143963504
thats not paint btw
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the pies are on fire
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>>143963510
Laughed at this
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>>143963510
glad I not the only one that thinks abos and indians are secretly related
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in pain footygf
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>>143963504
imagine giving palace your sausage
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>>143963525
saar do not throw the spear
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>>143963505
just live in toorak then
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>>143963529
is that the new joffa?
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>>143963525
But Indians are smart, they invented chess.
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>>143963525
>>143963510
add brazilians to this as well

google dani alves and tell me he couldn't pass as an uber eats driver or a road sleeper
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love me some palarse
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>>143963525
i mean there's an entire theory that abos are descended from indians who came down south
not saying it's right or wrong i'm just saying of course there's more than one of you who believes it
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Lads, the pies are seriously on fire.
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FROM DOWNTOWN!
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>>143963545
God I wish that ass would smother me to death
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>>143963499
this but iggs
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>>143963545
thats not a very good arse.
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First clean Melbourne play so far
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>>143963545
yummy bummy
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bullshit free
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this game is fucking SHIT
rec me a kino instead you poof cunts
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dees playing dirty now
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>look through all the prelims in all my leagues
>their scores are all the exact same as mine

crazy how so many people only have daicos and no dees players. how the mighty have fallen.
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yum
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>>143963558
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Turning this off. Cannot wait for the season to be over, it's been pure shite from start to finish
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>>143963558
it actually is a pretty nice ass. im an expert and i can tell from that angle that the angle is letting it down but if you were to stand behind her, bend her over and spread those cheeks it would reveal a rather nice pooter and pussy.
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nice play from pies there tbf
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>>143963571
*prrrrrttttt*
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>>143963566
full metal jacket
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>>143963566
triumph of the will
the greatest story never told
europa the last battle
olympia
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>>143963545
>>143963558
>>143963571
>>143963572
She looks rich. Why is she a stripper?
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stop posting random girls and
start posting some cute guys instead
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what set him off
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suddenly got the urge to join collingwood lads
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>>143963607
meth mostly
>>143963608
fuck off faggot
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>>143963607
she works at bunnings m8
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I'm on a no fap streak here could you please stop tempting me with the goddess palace
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Is Archie Roberts legit or a meme?
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thank god that guy got banned lol. stop derailing the thread
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>>143963566
Umbrellas of Cherbourg. I’d never heard of it before and it immediately shot into my top 4. Masterpiece that will break your soul.
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>>143963619
you just know their isnt a single hair on her vag
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i could heem pickett
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is pickett any relation to the other abo pickett that steals things
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>>143963622
hes not me retard
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>>143963640
pickket is one of the flog abo afl families just like the riolis
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>>143963566
you want easy slop? the union. jk simmons, halle berry and mark wahlberg. typical netflix spy shit.
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>>143963623
op?
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>RIGGING
>NICK DAICOS
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>>143963566
love me if you dare
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>>143963640
please tell me you're joking
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did cartcunt really have sex with palace
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>>143963640
you didnt really need to add the last bit
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>>143963658
>demands the umps bring back the ball taken with clear advantage just for his own statpadding
He must be such a popular teammate
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>>143963566
Good Time
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lads, pickett posted
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sucked in you little abo rat
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Lads, kys just posted
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lads abo just posted
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GLORIOUS POST YOU DUMB COON
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AHHHHHH WTF WAS I THINKING?!?!?!??!1


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I TAKE THE VC OFF DAICOS!!!!!!?!?!?!?! AHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIM COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>143963701
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>>143963701
meth mostly
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>>143963715
nice dick micksperg.
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jake owie
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been watching the abc tonight. bravo afl. great scheduling
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>>143963715
>off piss
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>>143963732
IS THAT.... A MINOR TYPO!!!!
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>>143963623
lol
it's shite
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i dont look like that
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sick of italians thinking they can cook and their cuisine is anything other shit tomato slop
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got carded at 30 yesterday
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>>143963715
What is the story here?
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oh look, brayden going after someone smaller than him
never seen that before
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there was a very attractive collingwood supporter gf in the front row about 15 minutes ago
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is mitch cleary related to nathan caddy?
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>>143963566
the thing
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>>143963753
this one?
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pickett is a little black cunt
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>>143963566
platoon
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crisp is a really good looking guy. he should shave and get a proper haircunt and not try to look like such a typical collingwood grub.
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>>143963566
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Fucking kozi
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>>143963778
>ferrell slop
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raining again. should hit the G in a min.
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>>143963775
this but everyone with a beard regardless if they are good looking or not
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do we really need all these autistic analysis for two bottom 8 sides
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>>143963789
ok rainman
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>>143963788
jive turkey
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I'll be watching star trek tos after the game, in case you were wondering
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can pies make it into top 8 or is it mathmaticaly imposible?
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>>143963790
poof
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>it's slop
>it's cringe
>it glows
>its gay
>its autism
>its shit
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i will be having a toss after the game, in case you were wondering
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>>143963795
thanks mate
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>>143963619
>couldn't even post the actual webm
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>>143963798
when you think about it, everything is mathematically possible.
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>>143963657
>>143963740
straff'd
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I miss the olympics
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>>143963778
hated this the first time i saw it but it really grew on me
perfect flick to smoke some weed and marathon
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>>143963790
this, there was a time when men took care of themselves and we should go back.
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>>143963803
already had six today
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>>143963810
Explain how it is mathematically possible that I get a cute italian gf
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>>143963769
yes mate. good post
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Homophobia upsets me
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>>143963805
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>suns
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>>143963812
been a while
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>>143963828
have you tried not being gay?
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>>143963822
i just crunched the numbers and the results are in. if you dress like enough of a greasy used car salesman/real estate agent, drive a douche bag car and support carlton, it is mathematically possible to land an obnoxious italian gf that thinks italian cuisine is anything other than tomato slop.
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watching Nick Daicos at work is like watching poetry in motion. beautiful. We are blessed to be able to gaze upon his majestic form
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>>143963842
this but ultrasonically
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kozi has the good bloke card
he'll be fine
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>>143963815
i miss being 18
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is mitch cleary related to nathan cleary?
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>looks like he was trying to bump him in the shoulder, he'll be right
Is Gaz serious?
you choose to bump and you hit the head, you're fucked, regardless of intent
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/nrl/ irl meetup
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i live in south yarra. where are all the footy players walking the streets and sipping in the cafes that i was promised?
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if nick daicos was a food he would be apple turnover
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If times get tough, just remember that micksperg will die some day
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so bored of life
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>>143963851
kozi is a proud first nations person
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>>143963849
this but before I was born
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>>143963852
wan't funny last night even without your attempt at humour.
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>>143963790
fuck you ned kelly looked great with a beard you dumb fucking retard
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>>143963850
you lost mate?
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/afl/ is like /cric/s retarded little brother
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>>143963852
>>143963852
don't listen to him. Try it again tomorrow, sport
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>>143963850
i dont know what this means
also his jaw is giga
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>>143963852
me in the front with the gay jean shorts on
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>>143963851
racist fuckhead
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you think /cric/ is some sort of community but its really just me an alfa propping it up in summer out of boredom on my part
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>>143963432
The sydney game was rigged as fuck. They were gifted 2 free kicks.
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>>143963886
We have less bongs. Checkmate, faggot
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abby looking like trinity. finna a hop on if you catch my drift
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>>143963795
never been a fan of star trek me, just wish i wasn't too autistic to use it to get laid with this britjeet at uni
>>143963822
just go to reservoir retard
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>>143963815
>Non-ACK!
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>>143963901
that's for sure an asian bloke cosplaying
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Kek remember when Byron Pickett cleaned up that big stiff idiot Rhett Biglands?
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>>143963897
you can't just disregard zachy's rambling like that
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star trek is peak comfy
sometimes I wear my star fleet uniform when watching it and I pretend I am part of the crew
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whats the dif between 16 and 18
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Billings gets desisted this year, surely?
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>>143963927
2
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I am a very weird cunt irl
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>>143963923
Based
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>>143963855
dunno why but this fucking made me laugh
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>>143963879
no but nathan cleary may not
>>143963891
league grand final last year
they were behind then some cunt posts anybody seen cleary and cleary starts scoring with only a few minutes to go or some shit idk i've been drinking
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inb4 meth mostly
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elitemonsbros..
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why does almost every young Indian here wear a single gold chain?
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>>143963932
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>>143963949
epic nrlsperg!
thanks for sharing!
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>>143963954
how many gold chains would make you happy?
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>>143963851
go boxing btw
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>>143963930
Goodwin signs him for 3 more years because he is a masochist
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>>143963963
he's not me retard
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>>143963853
please respond
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older than 19 = expired
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Every mick in /afl/ is from the same dropkick
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>>143963977
this but 18
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>>143963853
toorak mostly
>>143963856
rent free
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>>143963977
Thats not true at all you idiot dumbfuck
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>>143963977
based virgin
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>Human brain tissue made up of 0.5 per cent microplastics, study reveals
explains most of this thread desu
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smelly asian milf gf 2025
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>>143963983
>>143963987
don't be deluded male feminists
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>>143963988
i eat a lot of maccas so mine probably more like 50%
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>>143963886
congrats you figured out the entire point of the sport existing retard
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Are microplastics bad for the body? Or is it just another excuse for libs to off themselves?
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>>143963993
this makes me want to go and exploit an asian masasge therapist for sex
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studies can also reveal that my arsehole is designed to get fucked by giant cocks, hey studies can say a lotta things
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>>143963998
>Are microplastics bad for the body?
do they sound GOOD for your body?
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just want a gf who doesn't mind me being a neet
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>>143963998
just as planned
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>>143964006
Citation preferred, but not essential
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>>143963981
only the biggest contracts could afford toorak
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>>143963930
No but Steven May
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>>143964006
im a scientist and i would love to test this study
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>>143964011
I don't know, that's why I'm asking
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>>143964014
yet muslims are still pumping out 12 kids per family
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>>143963980
meant 16 and 1 day
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So, what goes on in Asian massage places?
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>Moore subbed out with concussion
oh no
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>>143964031
sex mostly
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>>143964031
____ ______ ______ ____
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>>143964023
I'm not a doctor but I don't think they're good for you. but you should research it yourself. 4chan is not a good resource for health info.
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>>143964000
reckon it wouldn't be that bad of an idea before the vax
>>143964014
well sperm counts are declining but test counts have been declining ince 1945
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I swallowed a pen lid when I was young and nothing happened to me. I reckon this microplastics malarkey is a psyop. I'm not buying it
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>>143964024
if you increase the wives you increase the chances
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>UPDATE: The Saturday Rub is now live at 11am EST ahead of the earlier 12:30pm start for Hawthorn vs North Melbourne.
adjust accordingly
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>>143964043
yeah concussion of his arsehole cause its been smashed so much
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I'm watching the women's golf open championship if you're wondering
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I bet Darcy Moore has a big cock
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>>143964064
based ella roberts
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>>143964068
yeah, up his clacker
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>>143964031
_ ____ ____ __ ____ _____ __
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>>143964068
if anyone were to have a big manhood it would be the guy called "Cox" desu
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pickett is such a rat
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darcy moore has been subbed
later tonight, he will be dommed
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you spelled nigger wrong
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>>143964082
is not
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when I was in grade 1 I coloured in my teeth with pencil and put ants in my pie
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>i reckon drinking plastic that has already been completely damaged and reusing it even though it's completely maleable is a psyop even though it's the people who want you to buy plastic who want you to also buy psyops
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Anyone remember this movie? I loved it as a teen, but not sure if it holds up
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just searched on seek.com.au and melbourne football club doesn't have any postings? do they not want to hire me and other good footy players?
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hungry hungry gaycos
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>>143964103
i don’t want to talk about it
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>>143964106
applied to tafe yet mate?
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>nick so desperate he is playing at FF
>gets btfo
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mad how someone with my socioeconomic profile should support Hawthorn or Melbourne but i don't haha
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>>143964101
This guy was definitely vaxxed. What a pussy
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>>143964114
OH NON ON ONONO
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>>143964114
you were saying?
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game's over. I might watch some nrl
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>ABC radio crapping on about Brownlow Daicos non-stop.
>Remember this performance on Monday of grand final week, etc
Any calling team safe for us Daicos haters?
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>>143963998
weird how this nearly 30 year old bbc doco about the decline of male sperm counts and test has been repeatedly scrubbed from youtube
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mg7q4
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>>143964130
it's an interesting discussion
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>>143964130
Lazy cunt
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>>143964133
kek the absolute cope of thinking anyone will be thinking of collingwood during GF week
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>>143964140
good goy
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holding my balls
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>>143964130
I remember watching the movie
the nigga works at a bike store and quits after working half a day and then wants his paycheck
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>>143964145
Enjoy your suicide assistance chamber, you socialist burden
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for me its watching movies with turkbro
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forgot ages ago my doctor said I had some genetic thing where I poorly absorb b12.
started supplementing again a couple of weeks ago and feel like a completely different person
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Anyone want to watch star trek with me? About halfway through season 2
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>3 votes
>N. Daicos
Hope you're all ready to hear this several times in a few weeks
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>>143964130
Where is the showering part?
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>>143964161
I'll give you some of my vitamin pee12 if you'd like
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>>143964148
thats basically every bukowski short story. except its either a post office/machinery job/door to door sales job
then he goes and spends his 4 dollar paycheck on 10 bottles of beer, a pack of cigars, a handle of whiskey, 2 pounds of ground beef, a loaf of bread a block of cheese and a hotel room for the week
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>A wholesome moment for Ben Brown and his family as the retiring Demon completed a lap of honour
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>>143964172
only people with daicos derangement syndrome with crap themselves
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>>143964173
r/antiwork don't wash
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>>143964172
Shant be watching for that reason, and in my mind if I don't watch the brownlow whoever wins had a big fat * next to their name
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remember when collingwood used to play finals
instead now they are focused on a monday night in the last weekend of september kek
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imagine celebrating when your teams still losing
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>>143964184
pooey undies afflicts people on both sides of the daicos spectrum
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collingwood will lose this match and nick wont get the 3
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>>143964183
seems like a nice family
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>Brown is a vegan and an advocate for greater action on climate change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
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>>143964202
on one end it's people celebrating their own player
on the other end it's people needing a breather from total stress when they hear his name
not the same levels of derangement.
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>>143964183
Always liked Ben. Good genes too. Nice he married another ginger.
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>>143964183
>Shadowdancer socks
BASED
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zero effort flat chested asian gf
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Will.HE goal
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>>143964209
>Brown is a vegan
is that why he smells the worst according to his teamates?
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>>143964182
what a poet
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>>143964217
you fucken freak
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>>143964229
How many rumours leak out of melb? The fuck is wrong with that joke of a club? Merg with gold coast already
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>>143964209
>was a good goalkicker
>goes vegan
>cant get a game
many such cases
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>>143964233
Read Ham on Rye.
>>
>"A bold proposal to force Melbourne CBD workers into the office four days a week would be difficult to enforce and could even push employees away, according to leading workplace and employment lawyers.

>Former Australian Rules Football star Anthony Koutoufides recently announced his candidacy for Melbourne’s upcoming mayoral election, promising to enact a new return-to-work policy for workplaces within the City of Melbourne if elected.
>>
how come razor wont get a final?
>>
>>143964161
I found out like 6 years ago I probs have Gilbert’s syndrome, which stops the liver from processing bilirubin (bile) so it floats freely. Basically my blood is acidic as fuck but have experienced literally no downsides
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>>143964252
Shit umpire
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>>143964244
and tom mcdonald was on that 100% meat diet
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>>143964248
I actually don't hate this, being in the office lets you make friends... Else we're living like the Wall-E fatties
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>>143964120
Please be mindful of using terms related to disability in a respectful manner.
>>
going to bed
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>>143964161
I have the same thing, I tried the B12 shots and they didn't do anything for me.
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we did the same joke again xddddddddd
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petracca is probably watching this and thinking 'yeah I should join these boys in black and white hey'
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>>143964267
fuck off spastic mongoloid
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>>143964284
>still seething
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>>143964285
bet he'd even take a big pay cut to join lol
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>>143964183
brown eyes and red hair on the older daughter. i didn't know that's a possible combo
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taj woewodin isn't a very good footy player i'm sorry to say
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>What's working
>Blank
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>>143964287
He definitely got vaxxed twice if he is this mad
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>>143964304
wtf is he upside down
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>>143964297
Look more like black eyes.
>Ginger
>No soul
Seems perfectly possible, even likely.
>>
>>143964309
twice + booster but gave up after that
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>>143964318
Did you grow a vagina?
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>>143964316
gingers have souls. in fact they have two of them. on their feet
>>
Why does sarah do the superhero landing and fuck up the turf?
fuck I hate that nigger
>>
nrl has cheerleaders
>>
>>143964303
Hope he gets better, He can be a bit more dangerous as a half foward mid fielder rather than down back
>>
>>143964284
>Autistic piesperg inviting himself into the umpire gang
grim grim grim
>>
asian gf with hard to place but vaguely soft american gf
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>>143964321
i wish
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>>143964355
I'm with you on that one, fella
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>>143964233
What trot;
How I hate modernity,
And that fat mising faggot --
Charles Bukowski!
>>
https://www.instagram.com/iconsofchapel/
anyone got instagram and can post some specimens?
>>
>>143963566
2001 a space odyssey
>>
>>143964371
Look at this champion
>>
surely this house belongs to a footy player
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-vic-st+kilda-145827584
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>>143964204
Melbourne need to get a wriggle on here.
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i’m not in a great state at the moment (i’m in victoria)
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>>143964402
'no, you can't suck my cock'
>>
>>143964412
Move to the country. It is great out here
>>
>>143964418
can confirm, it's pretty good
>>
Building my new pc tomorrow. Current one is 12 years old
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>>143964260
Yeah same goimg for coffee, lunches and hookimg up with the office sluts
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>>143964434
nonce pc owner
>>
raining and lightning and thunder and i live close to the 'g
this game is cancelled and auto-awarded 100+ point win to collingwood
>>
if there's lightning stoppage I'm turning this off
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>>143964436
This lad knows what's up
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>>143964418
which way sar?
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>>143964434
nice. what made yoy want to upgrade?
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i want to go to the movies but i'm scared about not understanding what to do. is there a counter to buy the ticket and then where do i go once i have the ticket? do i go line up or do i walk into the theatre room at the scheduled time? what if i accidently sit in a seat that is reserved by someone else?
>>
so what if lighting hits the tallest player on the field
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can hear the thunder through the tv, why is the game still going?

was at the easter monday game and didn't see or hear the lightning/thunder and they called it off before the last quarter
>>
>>143964457
you aren't allowed to go if you are by yourself. you'll need to pay a homeless person to buy a ticket with you
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>>143964457
friendly tip: go with a friend :)
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my windows all flashed so bright from lighting leaking into my dark room
it was kino
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>>143964455
Running like absolute shit. Wasn't great for the time either, surprised I got what I did out of it for this long
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>>143964468
>>143964472
>responding to that
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>>143964468
is this true or just a meme? i remember anons on /tv/ saying it but thought they were just joking. i checked which seats were reserved online but all reserved seats were in groups, no reserved seats by themselves
>>143964472
i don't have a friend
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Lads, Lachie just posted
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>>143964412
Enjoy your stay in Danistan, comrade
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how you guys feel about the blues? I hope they win at least one finals game
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>>143964457
buy ticket online
go to your seat after 10 minutes of the scheduled start to dodge the goy ads
don't forget to buy popcorn and coke from the counter
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>>143964515
not me i don’t
>>
THUNDER RAIN AND LIGHTNING
DANGER WATER RISING
IT'S SUCH A BAD SIGN
>>
here we go
remember, if this is it, the current scores stand
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sniff her pussy
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STOPPED GAME
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fucking cowards
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>30 minute delay
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I feel for the crowd
been in that situation before (easter monday)
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>>143964517
what if someone is already sitting in my reserved seat? is there a way of knowing?
>>
>>143964517
>buy ticket $28.50 adult
>popcorn and cola meal deal $25.00
are you trying to send this anon broke
>>
*smells unadulterated menopause*
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the daicos brothers should be future captain and vice captain
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>>143964130
DEEP
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What did they mean by this?
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>>143964540
>adult
this sperg is most definitely a concession holder
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>>143964488
Yeah unfortunately most cinemas have a strict ‘no singles’ policy these days, if you show up they’ll basically pat you down at the front then send a security officer to check on you during the movie to make sure you aren’t wanking or abusing anyone
>>
>both teams season over
KWAB
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>>143964539
yeah you point your phone's blinding flashlight in his face and say you're sitting on my seat
>>
Lightning just struck my boner
>>
Why are people humouring this dickhead pretending to not have been to the movies before?
>>
has anyone ever been struck by lighting
why are we so soft
>>
>>143964565
play has been stopped due to lightning
>>
at the ground lads nick daicos just had a microburst
>>
can't get two seats for the Carlton game, which sucks but is also kino
also what's Bailey's big news?
>>
>>143964517
who cheap is kinoslop in greece mate?
>>
>>143964540
i wouldn't buy more than the ticket, i'm on a diet
>>143964556
well i know you're joking because having a procedure for someone being alone is very ridiculous and a waste of resources
>>143964560
in other words i tlel them to leave, thanks
>>143964565
i've been to the movies before but it was years ago with other people and they did everything for me and i wasn't paying attention to the process
>>
last time I went to the pictures on my own was watching blade runner 2049 and this random that sat next to was heavily breathing for the whole time
>>
>>143964578
Pretending to have autism isn't a personality, micksperg
>>
*lightning hits player*

and boom goes the dynamite
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imagine having your superannuation with cbus. grim
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>>143964578
>tlel them to leave
no tell them to move, they don't have to leave
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>>143964580
sorry mate. my athsma was playing up. definitely wasn't wanking.
>>
rain delay shitty tunes time
https://youtu.be/1VdtwDPRZPw?si=4nyNXbljJwzIx5kX
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mad how alcohol is literally poison yet these poison ads are everywhere on tv but unadulterated entertainment aka sportsbetting is somehow bad
>>
>>143964592
All ads are shit
>>
Maybe go to a local movie cinema first it, go during the day. They still offer olden days service like walk you to your seat, make sure you are settled
Theres one near my house https://www.palacecinemas.com.au/cinemas/palace-balwyn
>>
>>143964583
i've literally been diagnosed with autism
>>
>>143964589
oh my lord
>>
>>143964599
who will fund the men kicking the ball cause it clearly isn't you posting on 4chins
>>
used to go to the movies all the time by myself and never knew people freaked out about it until i came to 4chen. stopped going because every new movie is utter fucking garbage though.
>>
>>143964602
Hey, you're the cunt that has a cleaner and shops at aldi
>>
>Planning Minister Sonya Kilkenny said the draft maps that went out for consultation on Thursday would show communities what Broadmeadows, Camberwell Junction, Chadstone, Epping, Frankston, Moorabbin, Niddrie, North Essendon, Preston and Ringwood will look like in coming decades.
10 mini hong kongs lined up for smelbourne. grimtacular
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>>143964602
>t.
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>>143964607
I didn't say they weren't necessary
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>>143964616
nothing wrong with this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuSCiJofGhk
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Melbourne v Brisbane there was like a 50 point turn around and Melbourne almost stole the match after play was called off. Here's hoping Collingwood come out and pile on 50 more points

Seriously though, The season was heavily rigged against Collingwood since the start, had points stolen off them by scumpires garbage decisions and even then they would have made finals in any other year.
>>
>>143964623
society would say otherwise.
>>
Watching star trek during the delay, lads
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>>143963381
I gave up and watched the highlights of Jen Hawkins skirt falling down

So much better than watching that game
>>
>>143964631
you mean the certain small minority that benefit from more wagies in the world?
>>
>>143964578
I'm an aspie. Buy the tickets online and just buy the popcorn and go in bro. Go on a weeknight if you want an empty cinema
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>>143964630
>Here's hoping Collingwood come out and pile on 50 more points
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>>143964635
Oh boy what an arse on that sheila
>>
>Dees v Pies has been suspended due to lightning
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>>143964637
yes mate THE JEWS. THE JEWS. THE JEWS AND THE BOOMERS.
Don't forget to sign on next week. otherwise no tendies!
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>>143964639
>and go in bro
the problem is that i don't know how to go in. do i need to go to a guy who stamps the ticket or do i just walk in?
>>
the collingwood boys had a reservation for wet on wellington for 11pm they will be very upset
>>
wet on wellingham
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>>143964616
That autismo obviously has rich, caring parents.
>>
harley reid would get 6 weeks for that
>>
Might be time to fire up Mario galaxy
>>
>>143964658
Go up to the person who sells the tickets and show them your online ticket, depending on your cinema, there'll be someone by the door or not. I don't even show the ticket anymore, I just buy the popcorn and walk in lol
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>>143964661
are the titties worth going for?
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de goey should take nick to bali and show him a good time, make him into a man and that.
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Trump wouldve troed it on with hawkins back in the day.
His sons wouldve been loving life, having a dad owning miss universs
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>>143964661
they'll at least be wet, regardless.
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>>143964674
ok i'll go tomorrow. i'll post in here about my experience
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>>143964683
gl bro, remember to bring your towel for the showers
>>
>>143964683
I'd rather you didn't.
>>
is this the same sperg who didn't know how to go to the prozzies?
>>
average footy player makes $200k
government takes about 80k of that

120k
rental in east melbourne is 60k/year
60k
footy lifestyle of cocaine in summer and flash dinners is 40k
20k
life expenses and utilities 18k

2k of savings.
what's the point of it all when they only save $2k/year?
>>
>>143964692
you get a lot of pussy and free drugs
>>
>>143964691
no, thats not me. i'm not brave enough to go to a prostitute, i'll probably die a KHV
>>
>>143964692
average is like 400k mate
>>
need that asian kayo girl to be my wife
>>
>Fox crew having a serious discussion about what will happen to pickett

meanwhile, what's Ch7 doing?
>>
why is there so much tension between the commentators lol. they sounded like they just wanted to go home.
>>
>>143964711
>what's Ch7 doing?
who fucken cares?
>>
Fuck, they called the remainder of the game off
>>
mum texted me that she is in the hospital getting her gall bladder removed and i didn't respond LOL
>>
I wonder if darcy moores road to racis... I mean race realism started tonight
>>
>>143964728
How did she txt while getting it removed?
>>
https://www.drive.com.au/caradvice/fog-lights-rules
i didn't even know foglights were a thing lol. i bet most footy players don't know too
>>
>ads are all junk food, alcohol & gambling
the AFL is deeply evil. they'll take money from anyone.
>>
this is what happens when you name your team after something as satanic as 'melbourne'
>>
>>143964692
player making that little is probably in his first few years living in a share house m8
>>
>>143964728
Ya fukken scum prick, send her a wish for speedy recovery!
>>
>>143964711
What did he do I wasn’t watching
>>
>Tonight's attendance is 53,957.
>>
>>143964750
bump on darcy
>>
>>143964760
>5000 of which are melb supporters
>>
>>143964760
all me
>>
>>143964750
probably stole something
>>
Alri Piebros, we just need Saints to beat the Poos by 160 points...
>>
I’m honestly surprised the lightning call doesn’t happen more often. Usually only like 2-3 times a season
>>
my missus is annoying me again
>>
>>143964705
>>143964743
lol
>>
I can remember every single movie I've seen in the cinema and the specific cinema they were in

James and the giant peach
Phantom menace
imax dolphins
shrek
Philosphers stone
finding nemo
attack of the clones
chamber of secrets
pirates of the carribean
haunted mansion
shark tale
prisoner of azkaban
santa clause 2
pirates of carribean 2
sharkboy vs lavagirl
spy kids 3d
goblet of fire
chicken little
Zathura
Night at the museum
Blood diamond
Jackass number 2
Eragon
order of the phoenix
The Bourne Ultimatum
bee movie
simpsons movie
dark knight
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
inglorious basterds
the international
jackass 3d
rango
dark knight rises
skyfall
the hobbit
Django
this is the end
terminator genisys
dunkirk
top gun maverick
Dungeons and dragons
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
The fall guy
>>
>>143964779
You took the time to write this
>>
certainly not reading that
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>>143964779
what cinema?
>>
>>143964777
yeah good post dickhead
>>
>>143964784
it was a good time
many a memory
>>
>>143964779
>he watched crystal sklel in cinemas
HOWLING
>>
the first movie I ever watched at the cinema was Tarzan 1999
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game back on. fantastic
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What the fuck was his problem?
>>
shake hands and everyone go home
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>>143964795
I did too.took the gf (at the time)
yeah, we were less than impressed.
>>
>>143964804
god and his son want carlton in the finals so they can lose in the preliminaries
>>
mad how cigarettes are a benefit to society but they can't be advertised
>>
KEK HOW EMPTY
>>
the first movie i saw at the cinema was the jungle book (original)
>>
greggo is the top story on news.com.au lads
>>
no way around it really, this is because of climate change.
>>
>>143964804
meth mostly
>>
more seagulls than punters
>>
>>143964818
Ikr
>>
>>143964818
number 1 way of engaging in human interaction
>>
>>143964826
finally found the bodies eh? crikey!
>>
>>143964826
>i'm going to set this bag of my shit on fire and eat it in my car for likes
>>
wtf there is mos burger in australia
either way no loss, gimme a fucking gogo curry or a sukiya over that shite
>>
>>143964711
this
https://x.com/7AFL/status/1826959732994674998
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>be me
>walk into Carl's jr
>"Can I speak to Carl Sr. about his son's burgers please"
>>
>glazecos
>>
They need the covid fake crowd noise at thos point
>>
>>143964842
How many wrong life decisions leads to being 70 and making videos eating goyslop in your car
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>>143964853
based comedian
did you also pull up to the maccas drive through and order four whoppers?
>>
Hungry Jacks is good enough for me
>>
zinger is the only burger for me
>>
Raining at the footy, raining at f1
Coincidence i think not
>>
>>143964861
imagine the state of his colon.
>>143964871
pic rel
>>
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>
That was a MARK
>>
melbourne have a culture problem
no one should be celebrating when their team is being heemed
>>
>hungry jacks
>chicken
deserve salmonella for being a spastic 2bh
>>
>>143964885
why? let it go. start a new one tomorrow.
>>
>>143964884
>getting a chicken burger
serves them right
>>
>>143964680
She’s so fucking hot
Holy shit
>>
>>143964881
>f1
that shit is even more rigged than soccer
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>>143964885
not me
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was any poon seen at the olympics?
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>>143964903
lol
>>
>>143964907
in mickspergs mind during the skateboarding
>>
why were all the cuties laughing when that collingwood bloke was lined up for a kick?
>>
>>143964907
yes
https://olympics.com/en/athletes/lok-yan-poon
https://olympics.com/en/athletes/victoria-poon
>>
>>143964929
Because they knew they were on telly
>>
>>143964826
>all mosburgers aus wide closing
>only have 3 restaurants, all in brisbane
wow it's f***ing nothing
>>
>le mullet zoomers banging on the sideline fence with one arm and the other arm holding their crappy phones
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>>143962068
HOWLING
O
W
L
I
N
G
>>
LONGEST QUARTER BROS??
>>
how did piss coast lose to this mob at home?
>>
>>143964937
cant wait to see the 3 spastic zoomers doing the goal umpire mick again!!!!!
>>
>>143963381
do gayfl fags really?
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Lads, Billings just posted
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>mfw josh seagulls the points from nick tonight
>>
KEK
>>
Lads, Jack just posted
>>
BIG FUCKIN SPASTIC
>>
They should just announce billings being delisted now
>>
>>143964961
not with zero goals
>>
spazzy shittett
>>
FUKKEN RAYZA
>>
oi lads.... razor GAY! lmao
>>
fuck spic gaycos, i got so enraged by that scabbing fuckhead i threw my dilator at the window and fucking shattered it. im going to ask my lawyer and see if there’s any way i can sue the seagull for mental health abuse and damage of private property. FUCK YOU
>>
imagine lining up from outside the 50 if you can only kick 40m
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wtf?
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>40 touches each for both Daicos brothers
historybros? is this the first time two bros cracked 40 in the same game?
>>
>>143965002
>>143964549
Seriously, why was this broadcasted nibbas?
>>
shit game
>>
>>143964998
hill is a showpony. annoying prick
>>
now we have to put up with the whole weekend of pies spastics thinking carlton could lose by 150
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2 goals
1 goals assist
11 score Involvements
40 disposals
9 clearances

n. daicos 3 votes
>>
>game high disposals, clearances, goals and metres gained
It's over.
>>
>>143965020
imagine he did that when the pies season was on the line instead of just his brownlow on the line
>>
>Everyone booing Ray
Kek
>>
if i were a afl player my surname would be niggelton and they'd call me nigga
>>
>all this talking over muh razor farewell
REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>143965015
c'mon it'll be all the funnier when it doesn't happen.
>>
>>143965029
They would call you that anyway because you smell
>>
>>143965026
Cope
>>
>>143965029
>Anthony McDonald-Nibbawuti
>>
pies and nick daicos are in ripping form
cant wait to see what they do in finals
>>
does this mean we'll se more or less of that faggot
>>
>>143965036
*be's demanding a trade at season's end*
>>
>>143962068
reminder to fucking LAUGH AT THIS SPASTIC
>>
Nice premiership 'defence', pies
>>
>>143965066
>>143965066
>>143965066
>>143965066
>>
>ynr harley reid
>>
premiership?
>>
>>143965070
it's funny how the entire media forgot he existed after he got suspended
>i don't want to play with you any more
>>
>>143965070
i can hardley sneed
>>
>>143965070
you'll never recruit harley reid, yes
igg for life
>>
>>143965026
He did, Umpires had to step in and help the AFL pet in Sydney get over the line.



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