Yeeeep, this is the thread
>>143978563How many today?
>>143978627zero points
Amad to score for his dad's dead wife
Seaagullsss !!!!!!
>>143978580why the bald fraud keep pushing Mount and Trashford and put Garnacho in the bench? Garnacho is the only good player in the attack
>Rutter>£40m
>>143978815giving him a rest after a busy summer. Mainoo needs a break too but they haven't signed a midfielder yet
dubs and da Seagulls WIN
>>143978627is that jim carrey?
good format
surely god isnt gonna bless /sp/ with another /mug/ already...
/mug/ nation we out here>>143978570>gimorethought this nigga went to serie a
United will win the league, stay mad. Sir Jim takes what he wants
>>143978914its AI image fusion of Tom Brady and Spottemgottem
>>143978984>they linked upits over for united customers
City, West Ham agree Mubama feeLatest from Sky Sports News' Dharmesh Sheth:Manchester City have agreed a compensation fee with West Ham United over striker Divin Mubama.Teenager Mubama left West Ham at the end of his contract and can now finalise his move to City.>that name
Thinking of making a well formatted thread purely because it will annoy OP and push a thread off the board
still valuing if should I watch this or QPR - Plymouth
>>143979085this
Go Mitoman!!!!
>>143979125>welbeckhow many today?
my theory is if United don't concede a goal 15 minutes in, they'll have a better chance winning. these lots needs some minutes to gather some heat first.
So
>>143979163it happened AGAIN
>>143978823Isn't even in the team.
>>143979163post cat
>>143979068Or you could grow up and not be a sad fuck, how about that?
>>143979200based
Over 2.5 goals in this match3 - 0 either way
what we drinking today
>>143979162>
Brighton will win comfortably 4 or 5-0
>>143979200Save the seethe for when I make the thread :)
>>143979163get your cat out for the lads m8 come on now
>>143978823how'd Red Bull Leeds manage that? We can't even get 30m for our talented goalscorer McTominay
>>143979217bleach
in what minute will mainoo's dreadful positioning give the brighton midfielders acres of space for the first time?
>>143979217Tea, I'm not a disgusting alchy.
>>143979236it looks like every other cat, just google a picture of a cat. arr rook same
>>143979199>>143979236
>>143979241id say its more of a refusal to track back or put in any off ball effort than positioning. ill watch again today though
>>143979241Said before, will say again, United should have signed Gomes.
>>143979245hello, you are brown
united want a statement win, i'm thinking 4-0
>>143979246corrrrrr look at that cat
>>143979245that frowny russian one looks a bit different to all the other ones but yeah pretty much
>>143979217saving myself for the milf fucksleeve coming round this evening
>>143979245you have no idea what you're talking about lad no offence but this isn't your subject that's all
>>143979255>>143979255Made a proper thread. No need to thank me guys! :D
>>143979279>spamming/flooding
>>143979246
ok ten hag is a coward
>>143979292he wont last to christmas>>143979279kys
he really did it
for me, is /mug/
>>143979292No changes. Not sure how I feel about that.
>>143979279>/epl/>match thread
Sausage, egg and cheese breakfast special at Brighton and Hove Albion £7
>>143979292I thought we looked clean off the ball last game. Midfield was less wide open and produced some good turnovers that Bruno really should have convertedwe just had no idea how to create a goal except pass to Rashford/Amad and hope they do something cool. To be expected when playing with no natural striker but R Madrid managed it just fine last season
>>143979303>he wont last to christmaswho else is there who'd want the job though? reckon they're into big sam territory once seven hag is gone.
>>143979316this
>>143979327They've already set up that RvN is the replacement if Ten Hag goes.
Whoops, didn't realise there was a good thread. Everyone head over there. I should've known better.>>143979255>>143979255>>143979255
>>143978580you accidently posted the reserves sheet
>>143979327southgate is being lined up for a mid season temp manager like ole
>>143979292Brighton play football irl like a fifa game. Run down the wing to the line, pass or cross into the box across the face of the goal for a tap in. They rinsed us like this last season while rashford was trying the same thing in their half for 90min and couldn't even beat his man.I don't mind Maguire starting. He can cover aerial threats while Licha focuses on the low driven passes. MDL can come in 2nd half and really take control to let us focus for the last 30-40min to win the game.I expect the first half to be very slow unless Brighton completely unpack us again. I think we will turn the gear up late in the match bringing on MDL, Zirkzee and Garnacho. Main thing is surviving until then and letting Brighton keep punching a brick wall until their knuckles are bleeding so we can take advantage.To be fair, it's pretty much exactly how I'd line up myself if i was in charge. They are a bit of a bogey team for us along with Palace these past 2 seasons so we need to give a bit of respect for that.
>>143979336threadsplitting moron. hope no one reports your spamming/flooding ;^)
>>143979321god im so hungry rn
>>143979336>format autist has finally gone insane due to getting btfo for an entire yearsad to see lads
>>143979347Gotta make changes in half time this time not when it’s 20 mins left
>>143979348I hope announcing a report isn't a rule, that would suck :/
>>143979321for some reason i can't get on board with sausages in patty form. need sausages to be tubes me. i'm a traditionalist.
Is brighto still full of fags? I remember going their on a school trip and there was a gay adult shop with a advert of dildos right infront of a sainsbury
wtf happened to lidl haaland?
anyone got a stream link?
>>143979369he didn't announce a report.
So, is it happening, again?
>>143978570apparently brighton spent 200m this summer? on what? their 11 is pure dross barring mitoma and i guess people are excited about this minteh kid.. dunk and welbeck starting after spending 200m? bet nobody's gonna say anything when they finish below mid table after spending that and after everyone's sucked them off for 3 years.. we're gonna do them 3-0 lads
>>143979186Embarrassing doesn't even describe it.>>143979238Absolutely no fucking clue. People wank themselves silly over Brighton's transfer strategy but this is an absolute shitshow of a deal.
Format autist here, I don't even post that gimmick anymore, it's just you lot continuing it because you're all a bunch of brainless sheep. Enjoy the game, kids.
>>143979381yes lad, thanks for asking xxx how is the island taking that mad lad who made a flamethrower to murder a school?
>>143979381https://soccerlive.app/soccer-stream/brighton-hove-albion-manchester-united/1448023
I think a gay /mug/ging is on the cards
>>143979383Yes, it's happening. A better thread has been made >_<>>143979255>>143979255
>>143979385is this Boehly's long term plan? giving 120m for Caicedo and due to too much money, Brighton suddenly get foolish with their transfer spending and they'll collapse soon enough?
>>143979351It all depends on the result, if we win our fanbase will be on and on how eth made a great move and left the signings on the bench because they arent fully fit, but if we lose the same people will be yapping how he is cluelles and cant manage united
>>143979395How does it feel to have ruined this board?
>>143979397cheers bro
Wonder what infection Sancho has today
Is it true that there are a lot of fags in Brighton?
given brighton's reputation as a homo town, do they have the whitest fanbase in the league?
>>143979418he tried to ruin it and failed.
>>143979384>200m this summer? on what?They've spent £145m.>Rutter: £40m>Minteh: £30m>Mats Wieffer: £28m>Brajan Gruda: £27m>Ibrahim Osman: £17m>Malick Junior Yalcouyé: £6m> Amario Cozier-Duberry (Free)
Lineup in numeric order is so annoying, maybe it’s just me?
>>143979418It's not my fault Matchthread OP left I left too it's all you spastics that ruined it
>>143979375It's the lgbt capital of the UK wtf do you think?
>>143979427its pretty white, but over here black guys have the highest percentage of gay lads per capita. no idea why this is. maybe its from the slavery days where farmers used to bum them. not many brown ones cos its haram etc
>>143979438no it's everyone
Little suprised to see Erik continue with the false 9 of Bruno. It'll probably be more effective against Brighton than Fulham. But last season he didn't change the playstyle despite injuries saying he wants to keep it consistent. So if Hojlund is fit, will he still continue with the 4 midfielders? Unless he pushes Mount to the left wing and Rashford up top at points in the match rather than just Bruno and Mount swapping.
I believe in /mug/ supremacy
>>143979374
>>143978580Almost reluctant to comment on Sancho as it shouldn’t be important but the obvious conclusion that most of us are drawing is that he must be on his way to Juve but as his wages are a sticking point apparently I want to make a point of what else could potentially be going on…It could still be that he plans on staying and ETH genuinely thinks Antony is more deserving on a place on the bench (I’m biased in that I really don’t rate Antony so I just can’t see it)The other possible scenario is that when he and ETH buried the hatchet ETH told him he can come back into the squad but he’d start at the bottom and have to work his way up to even getting a place on the bench.If this is true it could potentially be amazing man management from ETH as the main things being called into question with Sancho are his punctuality, work ethic and application in training. Saying to him- you can come into the match day squad when and only when you’ve proven to have addressed these issues successfully.Obviously the most likely explanation is we’re not risking an injury to him when we’re about to move him on.Anyway the thing I’m much more excited about and would rather focus on is that Amad is getting his chance finally. I’m rooting for him so much and I’m happy we’ve played an unchanged side as I thought we were fantastic in the first half against Fulham.
Need some vintage /mug/gging today, lads.
I was watching an interview with hurzeler this week and he praised brighton for being such a "progressive" town which fit with his own values
not reading that
>>143979465>>143979478its officially the year of /mug/
Why does everyone shut up as soon as Maguire redeemed himself
>>143979446>It's not my fault Matchthread OP leftTalking out of your arse yet again.
Milner and Gilmore isn't a mobile centre midfield partnership at all even when compared to Casemiro and mainoo. We should be able to dictate the game from the middle.
This shitty weather looks so much better and chill than humid ass summers we have
>>143979491he must have multiple personality disorder or something.
>>143979499brighton have better midfielders on the benchhe obviously played those two for a specific reason
>>143979484Amen.
>>143979504please trade with us luka i cant take our shitty weather for another year
>rooneyTOP KEK
>>143979466stop posting food im dying out of hunger
>>143979506Clearly does. Format autist is a very mentally damaged person.
>>143979530do u guys still queue for bread?
4-2-4-0 for the 6th match in a row. Only one we didn't win was the community shield. United fans should get used to this formation
/mug/ waiting room
>>143979530just have a cheeky horse sandwich m8
>MUHH HEAADDDDI wonder how long Fernandez will milk this for
>>143979530
>>143979547the good thing about united being back is that you slagposters won't be as annoying
>>143979547thisalso not rating that trim
>>143979552to be fair its disfigured him for life. he used to be handsome now he looks like a giant rat. id be pretty traumatized too
>>143979543cant go to the kitchen cause i dont like leaving my room when there are people in the house
>>143979556>the good thing about united being back
>>143979513My ac has been on for days man, you dont want this shit
>>143979547Highly recommended her pornographic videos
boring shite. ten fraud out blud
>>143979504unironically comfy, highs of low 20s
>>143979562>klee what a chad
>>143979562...context?
>>143979547women should be banned from wearing football jerseys
>>143979556>united being back
>>143979551horse meat is actually pretty good, only seen it sold in italy tho
>abad
milner > casemiro
>>143979554>unbuttered breadNo thanks
>>143979589incels should be banned from posting
>>143978563United are the best team in the league right nowDon't @ me, i'm not wasting my time with retards
>amad
Why is Shitnacho on the bench? I can't make FPL points like that
eric 10 slurp
[Romano] Bayern director Eberl: “You can't go into the season with 35 players, or do like Chelsea with 45 players…”. “We spent money on Olise, Palhinha and Hiroki. So as a club you have to generate money”, he said while explaining why they sold Matthijs de Ligt.
if they don't score as many goals as brighton i could see manure losing this
why do mutts just look so unclean?
Stretford Paddock's watchalongs are boring as fuck these days
>assmad
>>143979608>cursing us with another /mug/i see what you /sp/ guys are doing..
>>143979617no one cares about FPL and especially not your specific FPL team and needs
>>143979595Tried horsemeat once. Not a fan, it gave me the trots
>>143979623goldbridgesisters keep winning
>>143979623why would you watch the shittest united fan channel?
Test
mainoo is actually awful lel
>>143979604I'm guessing you're quite fat?
>>143979617because hes not very goodsell him
>>143979633fear not customer, I'm sure your team will do good
>>143979640a hotly contested title if ever I saw one
>>143979641not working, Mamadou
>>143979640i hate this nigga like u wouldn't believe
>>143979623embrace kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6OKoj7yHQ
>>143979640Because Goldbridge is a wanker and Webby and the other united fan channels are even worse
>>143979646i butter all my sandwiches and im 125lbs
mctominay is unironically much better than mainoo
>>143979656based
tourist here, who are the good guys and bad guys in this match?
>>143979658muppetiers is streaming on alpha.jointifo
>>143979657mandem blud
>>143979656He had that black eye for months, just wouldn't go away
>>143979666neitherboth clubs are run by jews
>>143979583just a typical vg/gig/ poster
alri
>>143979666united are always the bad guys
>>143979666All bad guys today, unless you're a poofter.
>>143979670>muppetiers
>>143979571Kill yourself for even knowing some obscure whore
>>143979677fit bird
>>143979678except when they play chelsea
kobbie "is young and plays for man u" mainoo showing off his talents in this match
Is there a better combo? No I won't actually watch the game.
>>143979688he's the least annoying united channel
United look far more comfortable on the ball this season, looking good
united look worse than last season
>>143979695the usualgood with the ball shit without it
>>143979666the only reason to watch united is /mug/
>>143979697>phone nigger
>>143979697literally me
united looking the same as last season
>>143979700that's literally impossible
>>143979648i'm a brighton fan
>>143979699>>143979700the duality of man u
these two teams...theyre playing bad
Sir Marcus Rashford
>>143979697pure comfy kino
casemiro has gone back top being shit
surely the only people who watch 'watchalongs' are zoomers and third worlders?
Haag slop ball is SO FUCKING BORING
Gonna go recycle my cans and bottles after this game, what should I buy for the money /sp/?
too many blacks. game gone
>>143979657>Somali mancWhy are they so many somali in manchester?
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>143979721these threads are technically watchalongs
>>143979721high cross over with spee
>>143979504I genuinely detested the summer so happy it's finally over
>>143979720same as always just without the random goal>>14397972190 percent of football fan below 30 watch them nowadays id say
>>143979724Lmao poorfag
>>143979724imagine the cleavage musk.
>>143979724Megaforce
>>143979715jligz was the only yanitedplayer I liked
>>143979724man united
>>143979728I get scared thinking about how many brown ghouls are in England its really a terrifying thought
>>143979721it´s when you got no mates to watch with and want to feel less lonely, i just use /sp/ for that tho
only time united scored last week was when they played a striker so ten hag decides to play without a striker again
>>143979737you literally don't deserve to live
this faggot is pure reddit
>>143979742his site is back up https://jlingzofficial.com/
>>143979652Fra yesterday I wanted to comment the psg game only to find out I was permabanned... seems that brave fucked me up but my appeal was accepted
united hacking them down>>143979744theres less browns in england than asians in australia
footy contracts are too long I want to see new players every season
how's that not a yellow
>>143979756keknever use built in browser vpns theyre all banned for pizza
>>143979757I dont believe that and it would matter less because we are a massive country and you’re all packed in like sardines. Oh and non Indian asians > brown ghouls and blacks
I can't believe that united wasted 70m on mason mount
>cashitmiro
>>143979749>all those sold outskek based
what's the point of var if not to catch shittery like this
>>143979760t. todd boehly
>>143979749woah it´s all free
>>143979760youd love ''the hundred'' TM
>>143979748He seems like he's from one of those rare northern families who are actually a bit posh, and slightly on the hippie side
a roof is leaking and it's not old trafford
>>143979775on who??
>british roofing
>another slurper where poonited probably score a late undeserved goal can’t for the media and their fans to declare them champions elect.
>>143979791yeah exactly that
Erik Ten Sharts product is boring wow
apparently deliberate handball is not longer a yellow
>waaaaah don't use the $6 of you have already paid in pawn and are returned to you upon recycling, that makes you le poorMurder ALL Americans
why do jews not look after their stadia?
>>143979785only the sold out ones sadly
>>143979547Could her children live a normal life after her antics?
>>143979765handball has been decriminalized
You can tell pakis and gypsies were involved with the roofing.
>>143979806Spurs is a jew stadium and its fuckin mad
YA BUY ONE GET ONE FREEEEEE
live meltdown in progresshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lEbD8Imev4
>pouring rainbrits don’t know how good they have it
Been on Bumble for 3 weeks. Had 3 matches and all of them let it expire without messaging.Is it over for me? Am I just ugly?
>>14397983125-35c is the best desu
>>143979823amex is less than 10 years old and it's already a leaking messthis is what happens when jews cheap out on the contractors
It needs to be saidJermaine Jenas is NOT a sex addict
might have a wank if this goes on
>>143979835if youre under 6 feet tall you may aswell not bother with dating apps
>>143979835unironically, literally and objectively speaking, it's over
united starting to look tired after all the hard work so far>>143979835
>waterfall right in front of the main TV camerathis is embarrassing for brighton ngl
>>143979831i suffer in grey rainy misery
>>143979835women are intimidated by true alphas. keep swiping, king.
Early kick-offs need to fucking go.Sat 15:00 - 2 gamesSat 18:00 - 2 gamesSat 21:00 - 1 game (highlight one)Sun 15:00 - 2 gamesSun 18:00 - 2 gamesSun 21:00 - 1 game (highlight one)Easiest fix ever.
>>143979812definitely not
>>143979835No, dating apps are broken because millions of jeets want white pussy and ruined them entirely. Women just gave up swiping through millions of ugly indians
>>143979831that makes me feel sick>>143979837post hand
listening to fields of goldbridge by sting in honour of this match
welbeck could score his 100th goal today
>>143979866>sun 21:00lel stadiums would be empty but of course customers dont think of that
>>143979866>Sat 15:00 - 10 gamessimple as
>lonely in adult lifeJust message the girl you always spoke to at school. She probably fancied you
>>143979879i get all my footie opinions from goldbridge so look like i know what i'm talking about in the pub
This lad can't even pass the ball lmao
why have Brighton players constantly got their arms in the air
>least favourite race>least favourite nationality >favourite football nationality >ass or titsGo
>>143979892the thing about united is.. they always try to walk it in
man, i'm old...
>>143979749lel think he's pissed off some people
mad how this has become such an even game in recent yearsjust shows the quality of man u now that they are going toe to toe with a fucking championship team
shitters
Just offload Rashford and Mount. Rip the fucking bandaid off
>>143979890married with kids
>>143979896salah when he comes 2nd in FPL scoring
Slaphead unironically better use of money than Sir Rashford
>>143979866yeah lets put the biggest game on so it starts after every child has gone to bed and ends about half an hour after the adults have started to nod offyou absolute fucking spasticjust kill yourself, actually. just die. idiot
>>143979896Wtf
luv are dallo
>>143979887
>>143979777jesse is living his best life in south korea
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143979896Alpha move
>>1439798669pm on a Sunday? They'd have no way of getting home and work the next day.
>>143979841he tried but got nonecoin coin coin coinhttps://x.com/screenrotpod/status/1819395283262029949
>>143979904abboisraelibraziltits
WELLBINGZ
>>143979853lol
rev up the MUG
>>143979888Then what's the logic of 21:00 Monday kick-offs?
So, it happened AGAIN
hahahahahaha lets go danny boy
SO
>MANURE
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>thrashford
>>143979908top fucking lel
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
REV UP THE /MUG/ BROS
DAY GUY WELBZ
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OH NO NO NO NO NO100th goal for him?
>YANITED
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
GET A MUG GOING LADS
>>143979724how much do you get paid bottle?
same old united
WELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>10 hagdont bully me cause my stream is late anons
Bruno Fernandes just standing around
WELBECKELBECK
Apologize
>>143979910So, it happened again
>buy de ligt>still play maguirethe power of hagball
The fucking state of that
>monguire
>>143979749>>143979908hahahahaha
>trashford
>>143979917>going to bed at 8 30surely nobody is this cringe in 2024
>>143979936trains run reduced services on sundays
>>143978580Bench much improved
maguire defending lol
great ball in by the anime man
MITOMA GOD
SCORE IF YOU CAN
OFFSIDE >TRASHFORD
another maguire masterpiecepost webm
>Trashfordstate of that positioning, what a mong
I’m Saint Harry’s biggest fan but drag that slab head of his off right now
very nice!
RASHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYnevermindkeke what a joke of a goal it would have been after that crazy catch
>HOWEVER
>>143979960Stop posting this whore you simp faggot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>MonguireKEK
>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ>DWELBZDWELBZ
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lol it went in off his backheel
>Trashford
absolutely vintage united
>it's been 2 years since manure last won an away game in which they conceded firstthe absolute state
>Trashford and MaguireWhy are these shitters still being played
HHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
SO...
>>143979887>>143979920>it happened
>>143979904400m its fucking pointlessany oversea territory its pointlessNetherlandsThighs
Minteh is not ready for the PL
Loooooool
Another 2 year contract for Ten Hag
WIJ HEBBEN EEN PROBLEEM
Rashford is offside all game. KWAB
I genuinely can't believe united are still playing all these shit players. it's beyond belief
mug incoming
sick of united already this season, so wasteful
Why isn't De Ligt playing? Does ten fag really think Harry mong is better?
morning, lads
>>143979922>Check insta>Her face is completely botched and looks like a barbie dollspooky
>didn't get a new GK>didn't get a new managerIt's like they want to lose or something
/mug /uire>/mug /uire/mug /uire>/mug /uire
>>143980051he is, unironically
*blocks your path*
I thought United played well so far just a nice big brainfart by Maguire ruined it all
>>143980055Onana has been doing well tho
harry /mug/uire hooking up his /sp/ bros
>offsidechester
>sfw imageboard
wow mason mount only has 1 goal in 22 apps for manchester united
Was always baffled as to why people had Yanited getting top 4 when their marquee signing was a player who got mogged by Eric Dier
redpill me on the brighton manager, whats the deal
Honestly what do mount and bruno bring to this team?
>>143980076sexo
>>143980051he was great last game, but de ligt will definitely come on later
Fun fact, the top three United worst players are British.
>>143980070whatever helps you sleep at night
>>143980076>there are people who dont use adblockersbaffling
Offside united
>>143980081hes meant to be the new klopp
>>143980076>he thinks he's safe here
>>143979958Can and small bottle = 1sekBig bottle = 2 sekReckon I'll get about 5 quid
>>143980077Mason Mount having managed 22 games being the shocking stat there.
>writes a phd on dribbling>doesnt know how to cross
>>143980067THEROPODACHADS
brighton coach looks like an autist
Brighton might be my favourite team in the prem.
>""""""'man""""""'chester offsided
seriously, why the bald fraud and Southgate keep insisting on Mong wire?he is useless >>143980076damn
>>143980101who???
>>143980076It's a safe space for coomers
thought there would be more fanfare for me being up so early
>rashfordheem kneepy
>>143980091We're not all sat on a computer desk in our mum and dad's house.
RASHFORD DEAD?
United against Fulham>start game with no striker>play for 80 minutes without a goal>sub in Zirkzee and he scoresUnited against Brighton>start game without a striker again???
>>143980103I think every defender has been taught how to defend those stuff since they were like 7 years old
>>143980076have you not seen manure's mascot?
>>143980097a flaming faggot?
>>143980081He's the rare "never played the game, always dreamt of managing" breed.Supposedly the motivational genius too.
>negrocus wogfordthat'll be £400,000 a week
>>143980117>working on a weekendid rather kms desu
>>143980082>kettle crispsCorrr good bit of loot that
Ange Godstecoglou would put 5 on Brighton by now desu
>>143980123ik ook
rashford is just another dele alliwill be playing at southampton within 2 seasons
TEN HAG HAS GOT TO GO
>Rashford possibly injured>Gaynacho and Zirkwab benched>Mug united conceded firstThis can't get any worse right? Surely egghead can come up with some Slurpgate masterclass right? :grim:
>>143980117>im going to project because im a computer illiterate retardnice of you to be honest mate
Ally McCoist, most annoying co-commentator of all time
>>143980146if he gets sacked its southgates job so be careful what you wish for
>hoofing it to Washedford from your own boxtactical genius
none of you are mentally prepared for another TEN HAG MASTERCLASS in the second half
>300 posts since the game startedwhy is sp so dead these days
United will not win a single game away from home
>>143980117there are ad blocks for phones as well boomer
rashford is unironically united only outlet/gameplan/threat
>xerxes on United bench
why are epl games so quiet?
brighton is the most soulless squad every year
never had nandos
>>143980147Fernandes (p)
>>143980158The man's a ball kicking goalkeeper how much did they buy him for again
>>143980168united fans are known for being extra quiet dont judge it on this game
>>143980153I use adblockers on all of my computers, just not on my phone, go back to your wank pit
>>14398016112:30 kick off, football has become boring and less watachable, bank holiday weekend here
>>143980166B O O B SO O B S BO B S B OB S B O OS B O O B
>>143980161still 815am at best in the chad time zones
>concede>turn to absolute shitI missed MU games lads
>>143980161been busy pooing lad soz x
>>143980179>phoneposter>not using an ad blocker on itthe crime and the punishment are the same desu
>>143980135I'm not working, watching the game in my living room and funposting on my phone
Surprised that Brighton are playing in front of a crowd considering all the monkeypox outbreaks
haha Kaoru Melanoma
>>143980194mental midgets
United playing ok. Maguire a bit dopey for the goal. Amad probably subbed for Garnacho at HT
>posters here are actually people sat at a desk with a computerLMAO
its not getting better than this is it
Sub off Amad man, he's not feeling it today.....
>flying pig ''inject my eyeballs with fucking...snake venom.. so i dont have to watch this conehead anymore''
amad? more like aSHIT
these front 3 aint it heisenberg
Give me your one strategy to get pussy tomorrow. Idc what they look like as long as they aren’t hookers
I believe we can win!
>>143980179>im purposefully making my browsing experience worse yeah you've just discovered that phone adblocks are a thing thanks to us and are coping lel
>>143980196You didn't deny that you still live with your parents, cry more my neet friend
/mug/chads are gonna dab on us yet againkill me bros
trashford and slabhead ruining utd. it may as well be 3 years ago
>>143980216don't tell me there are people with actual desks and actual computers itt
shitchester crapnited
manure a shit
Just ate a borger
>>143980206
I could be making deliveries to lake knot city instead of watching this shit
>>143980228modern england is all about acting proud of being an ignorant retard so not surprised
>>143980226Unblock my ex and message her to go out. Pick up. Plow her in the car. Drop her off. Reblock
>>143980228I'm not that stupid, I just don't care about having an adblocker on phone
rashford is one of the worst players I ever watched
>>143980226go to a bar with an older demo, usually country music or your local equivalent
>>143980226approach girls. talk to them. expect to fail most times but you will get laid eventually.
>>143980231>he's still projectinglel. you rent and are trying to act superior
>>143980258deanos gonna deano
GILLETTETHE BEST A MAN CAN GEEEEEEET
I've seen this before. United will win 2-1.De Ligt, Garnacho, and Zirkzee will get subbed on.
GULLED
>new beetlejuicecould be based, could make be want to die
>>143980246is that cockney for taking a poo?
GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GEEEEEEET
>>143980266what is she trying to imply here
>>143980275we in
>>143979321Very decent looking.
>>143980263Raaaauuuuuul
united are the exact same as last year
>>143980283state of this greb
Man Utd can't play out from the back or create. You have to blame the manager. He is responsible for such things. Isn't that obvious?
someone tell that bald fraud>trashford, slabhead, mount off>garnacho, de light, zirkzee onotherwise may as well give up
>>143980258I own my house, cry more
>>143980275>>143980275 >>143980275 new
mugchester offsided, the gift the keeps on mugging. i live for this
>>1439802904
I've already watched this season last season
>>143980249based
>>1439802902 or 3
Can't stand Oak Furniture Land. Just get proper bad vibes from everything when walking around looking in there
>>143980272>5’11”With this though just put on some shoes. Done you’re now 6ft.
>>143979255>>143979255>>143979255Recycle. Had enough of autism thread spam.
>>143980290people were talking about them creating chances in the last game but every big chance they had came from dumb mistakes from the oppo. Man Utd don't know how to dominate the ball and make things happen
Slag
>>143980076Does it count as a /mug/ when Brighton are objectively a better team than Man Utd?
>>143980239me
>TNT sports merged with Eurosport>Still feels like watching a poundland Sky Sports
>>143980272Fuck these bitches
>>143980262i hate good looking people so muchyou should feel SHAME when exposing your facefucking little bitch cunt
Whom is she
>>143980290
>>143980372lynsey hipgrave
>>143980283>mackems
>>143980339bruno literally has the most chances created in europe, moron
>>143980388How didn't I know this
>>143980157Bondburger? James burger?
>>143980262I reckon I could rizz her up
we're all going to die one day
>>143980521when i turn 60 ill probably ask for youth in asia
>>143980521fuck no, please let's live life first, for a very long and very good time :(
Zirkzee is based
>>143980521I unironically want to be turned into a robot.
never doubted him
commentator blowing ally mccoist for seeing that offside and calling it the call of the season but i saw it too and get on credit :(
>>143978981They’ll come in 6th
