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>>143980695
Where is he?

bump

>>143981168
topping up his tan

where's my triple cap sisters at?

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

btw where is the argentina "no alvarez jajaja im not watching ajajaj im so sorry im not watching" schizo

>>143980695
Akanji in goal?

>sammie szmodics
that's a proper championship name

Whoa they let blackies referee now??

Black ref!

black ref? what is next black goalkeepers?

haaland to score 4

>black ref is local
I'm supporting him

Didn’t city have an away kit the exact same shade as Ipswich is wearing now? Really doing me head in

not a fan of this sunshine

>påland

>>143982908
third kit is maroon i believe

>>143982574
mistake

>>143982973
you use it early so you can just stop paying attention if it flops

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>the entire region of manchester

>>143982986
I have siblings to beat

brehs

>ederson

ITS OVER CITEH´SISTERS

city about to score 7

/MCUG/

LMAOOOOOO

ACK

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+3.5 handicap bet looken good now

>shity

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WE DID IT IPSWICHBROS

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mega turbo cringe high line since unfixable since last season pep fraudiola

MANCHES-ACK

jfc what a fluke

>You were awesome, City!
>You were too strong, that's why you lost!

Oh nononono

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heil hitler nigga fuck manchester city

top jej

>only lasted a few minutes
absolute state

thats pen

uuuh city sisters our response????

not a single Man City fan ITT

I´m not paying a subscription inside a subscription. Please, provide a stream, lads

save me varsister

>>143983117
me :)

fucks sake VAR will give it

>>143983120
vipbox

Let's go Szmodics bros

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>varchester city

Leif Davis cannot defend for shit. He’s just an assist machine when he gets forward.

>>143983117
been one since 2020 :)

666 members rn

>>143983117
me :)

What a dumb fucking idiot

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>>143983154

always rated this ref
city are horrific at penalties tho

TRACTOR BOYS WE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

GAAAAAAAAAAAAL

i mean thats clearly a pen, i didn't write the rules

>>143983120
If i have a subscription and a high speed internet connection how can i make my own stream so you guys can watch?

Ipswich? More like shitswich haha

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>>143983173
>i mean

>>143983157
Please be nicer buddy

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAND

>literally 2 minutes of hope
funny
>>143983173
one of those where it's clearly a pen but the attacker wasn't going to do shit if he wasn't fouled

Haaland (P)

PENALTY FOR CITY

ipswichsisters
it's over

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Rigged

>>143983174
youtube and private it

ITS OVER AGAIN

Give me pens or I retire

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fuck

Tsuu would be proud

ok now it's a bit funny

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

manchester pride weekend is always one of city's funniest home games

Propa finish that

it's joever

for goodness sake ipswich you inbred twats

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING AGAIN

Ipswich got 5 minutes of joy

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>143983186
ye for sure

It's so funny that pep has tricked shit sides into thinking they can pass it out

....IT'S 3-1 LMAO

ipswich look like amateurs

ok now it's sad

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oh no non o

That was fucking shocking from the keeper

lmao

christ almighty calm down

Lmao

Its hope that kill you that

>Championship goalkeeping
lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ipswitch would be relegated to ligue 2

Keeper wtf

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ABC sisters....

lmao whats going on

>>143983035
i fucking kneel

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Congrtaz city for the 5peat

ipswichsisters....

Welcome to the merchandise league Ipswich

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>They actually doubted >us
lmao

Fuck this is gonna be a massacre

>epic ipswich joy
>dead 10 minutes later
JUST
U
S
T
>>143982895
my prediction looking solid

>>143983260
>That was fucking shocking from the keeper
all of the ex-city academy keepers are horrific

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>this keeper
LMAOOOO

11-1 HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>143983117
me :)
since 2019

is haaland back?

Just relegate these fucking shitters already, what a waste of a spot. They're going to be as shit as that Sheffield United team.

115 115 115 115 115 115 115

it's over
time to hatewatch spurs now

>>143983256
Man u struggled against them btw

joke league

halarse might be the goat...

Typical Haaland statpadding.

WHAT IS GOING ON I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE STORE

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>haaland stat padding against poopenfarten fc
and now everybody will call him the best striker in the world
fuck off

>>143983200
but if its private can you guys watch?

MBAPPEBROS... THE OGRE IS ACCELERATING ALREADY

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That Ipswich goalkeeper is so shit

Turned the stream on and Ipswich were 1-0 up, just came back 3 mins later and City scored 3 goals what the absolute fuck happened

>>143983345
shut up American dog

Match over then, which is the best one to watch now?

>>143983345
Nobody tries to call him that anymore, thankfully

>>143983258
doesn't this one support liverpool? Who's the city onlygirl?

>concede 3 times in 3 minutes and still try and piss around playing it about at the back

Autism possessionball has ruined football.

>>143983359
this one could end up being like 12-3 at this rate so this one

>>143983361
They don't have to since it's a known fact

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>DUDE DID YOU SEE HIS GOALS AGAINST FUCKOSHITTY FC?? HE'S... LE TERMINATOR!!!

>>143983374
>citywinslol
yeah not really bothered by how many

state of the lads celebrating early in the thread

>>143983350
perks of having 3 months of rest between every seasons. c'est fini.

>>143983348
ye, just post the link here, we will be the only ones able to watch it and will not pop up in recommendation or something. but idk if this works btw, maybe jewtube have some ai bs to take it down

>>143983357
pen, keeper tackled by winger and open goal, city counter keeper ran out and haaland had an open goal

Elkan Baggot in

>>143983389
I said this just now and look like this

>poop STILL doing that spit thing

why is pep trying to play?

you now remember when haaland had to be subbed off with 5 goals and 40 minutes to go in a champions league match because he was about to break messhit's record

>>143983371
MLS doesn't have it.

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>>143983420
>that spit thing
he fell for the huak tuah meme?

Shitty will crumble this season when they realize they can't rely on Alvarez to score vs the top 5 teams anymore.

>>143983462
I will kill your entire family nigger

>>143983466
>>143983389
>>143983338
denial. sad read really

What was the Ipswich goal?

Swede?

>>143983466
consider this… Gundogan

>>143983494
please don't be mean friend

>>143983466
>he thinks shitty ever relied on el bencho

>>143983466
Alvarez was great, but only scored as much last season because he got so many minutes and that was because KDB was injured half the season

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>>143983494
lugn nu alexander

>>143983537
classic alvarez game last season was him being awful in possession, giving the ball away that led to a goal and then scoring a goal and getting a good match rating

if it's so easy, why is he the only one doing it?

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Retard Ipswich would’ve been ahead right now if they just cleared the ball instead of fucking around in the back and trying to play out the back.

reply to me again and I will decapitate your mother and spit on her dead body

>>143983537
he was more or less forced to play him on the 10 because Kovacic was not playing well and Pep didnt trust him to start games yet, which is to me a detriment to Julian, he can play the ball all around the upper half but he absolutely isnt a midfielder

>>143983569
Sneed

i have 4 different games on right now with full audio on, im brainrotmaxxin ahhhh

Rico Lewis has a really funny catalogue of nearly goals, there's that one and about 4 that got ruled out because of fouls

This spastic board is so blinded by anti-City bias kek no wonder you're always wrong about everything

>>143983593
no you do not

>>143983565
I watched all City's goals from last season yesterday and its pretty amazing how much Alvarez was involved. His output is very underrated, but yeah he also cost City some games, like Liverpool away.

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>>143983569

>shitty lewis

CAN SOMEONE POST THE FACKING IPSWICH GOAL ALL IM SEEING IS MANSHITTY GOALS

>>143983575
El Bencho is shit and will always get benched by BNC (Big Norwegian Cock)

crossbar is Ipswich's best player

trolled two times

City are just having fun now

>>143983632
kek

I fucking hate city so much it's unreal

Only brown "people" hate haaland

>>143983575
If you look at his pure goals and assists last season he is actually phenomenal, I hope he cooks at Atleti.

I would be okay with Arsenal/Liverpool winning in England and City winning in Europe.
I hope vice versa doesn't happen.

Ipswich 4-3 comeback loading

city seems to be more willing to take on shots from outside the box than previous seasons

>>143983670
truth

I hope that ed queeran is there today

>>143983670
>>143983679
die

>>143983677
Who the fuck uses the word “cook” unless unless…you’re a zoomoid.

>>143983670
truth

>>143983661
>>143983670

>>143983679
City is winning the league again, it's better to come to terms with that now rather than be disappointed later. This team has no flaws.

>>143983628
do they call him the spider because he makes cobwebs all over the bench?

>>143983698
You’re not cooking with this post senpai

>>143983696
calm down mohammed. Mad you didnt find any young swedish woman during your night hunt yesterday?

>>143983698
football fans in UK

This is the most ngubus peps ever had I think

Foden not on the bench?

>>143983696
What?

>>143983755
aids???

>>143983706
>it's better to come to terms with that now rather than be disappointed later
No I cant I'm delusional.

You just know the ref would call the goal if de bruyne scored

Kevin already feasting on Savio's chance creation

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>female commentator
>black ref

>>143983727
it's supporters, not fans. yankified freak.

>>143983798
same thing lad
love watching soccer me

>>143983793
115

>>143983796
>tf
>tp

>>143983755
he's only just come back to training, city gave everyone a month from the euros final
stones came back earlier because he pissed pep off last year

>>143983798
I’m wearing a soccer jersey right now and I hate when people call me a fan

>>143983818
nothing ever happens though

>>143983839
>soccer
Fuck off

>>143983829
>that feel
>that picture

???

>>143983831
got subbed on against Chelsea though, assumed he was already back

>>143983831
>stones came back earlier because he pissed pep off last year
How so?

>>143983897
Apparently him and grealish kept going out on the piss and were seen as not training hard.
Basically lost motivation after the treble

>>143983897
leaked audio from stones calling Pep a Bald Egg or some

no era (era) 5peat btw

more refball for city

>>143983864
think that was just due to availability, he had to come on because of the injury, wasn't planned.
Now gundo's arrived they have more bench depth so he's not gonna be on it until he's ready

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bing chilling lads

>no var for itfc
>black refs
>man shitty

Hope Jezza Doku actually learns how to pass in the box today

city look a lot more threatening with all the wingers

>city not even having their start of season dip
it’s just a formality isn’t it, especially with gundogan back

i want to die

>not even a webm of the goals
disappointing

No one can stop my Manchester City :)

gundo in?

>>143983796
>

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>black ref
>black linesmen

GUNDO
GUNDO
GUNDO

>>143984644
What is your point, idiot?

I CAN'T SCORE

>>143984721
I think his point is that they are black.

>pulling out a save that good after being responsible for two refs
>>143984644
>whining about him being black when he's from the perfidious west country
focus on the real issue

>>143984721
They're literally black

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my gf's private yoga instructor is black

GUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

teams don't even try against city

>>143984974
>niggers
it was actually the jews, klaus

>>143984974

I am just relaying the information as stated by the previous anon, that they are black, and nothing more.
if you choose to read more into that, that is your own business

>gundo actually looking for haaland's runs from deep
nobody has done it since he left

Rico's making a lot of chances in the box, he might actually get some numbers this season

>>143985280
this 361 is clearly for opponents pep doesn't respect, it'll be interesting to see who the best team he tries it vs is

Grealingz does the thing!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

lmao what a strike

Given how shit this keeper is, City should've just been firing blooters at him all game and it might've been 7-1

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4 goals in 2 games. at this rate he will score 76 goals for the season. INSANE.

>>143985521
Keep in mind he went from 1 goal in the first game to 3 in the second. That means next game he's gonna score 6, then 12 etc.

Imagine If City gets a real gk

>hattricks against relegation fodder trash
>ghost in games against actual teams
Feels a bit fraudulent but I guess it works on paper.

How did we manage to sell the fraudulent Argentinian for so much?

>yellow card for that
Black ref

wtf I never saw a nig ref besides in the WC I think

Kieran McKenna absolutely seething

Haaland winning the golden boot again would make him one of only three men to ever win it three times in a row; him, Shearer and Henry

>>143985681
You don't watch Spanish football?

>>143985738
Shearer and Henry were actually good though

>>143985905
they played against plumbers though

>>143985897
we don't have nig refs

>>143985521
Didn't they say that last time?

>>143985933
Henry in his prime was an absolute wizard
Plus he didn't look like an overgrown downs syndrome baby

>>143985905
Not as good as Big Erl

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>>143985935
You will do

>>143985979
played against plumbers tho, his modern day equivalent is Michail Antonio, and even then antonio is much better