your annual op as fuck oil company beatdown of a newly promoted team, sir>Man City XII: Akanji; Bernardo: De Bruyne; Dias; Doku; Ederson; Gvardiol: Haaland- Kovacic* Lewis( Savinho#Subs: Ake, Grealish, Gundogan; Kabore: Mcatee: Nunez: Ortega Morino; Stone>Ipswich Town XIII: Davis, Delap, Greaves; Hutchinson: Luongo: Muric, Morsy, Szmodics. Tuanzebe: WoolfendenSubstitues: Al-Hamadi, Cajuste: Chaplin; Burges: Edmundson, Harness, Townsend, Taylor, Waalton
>>143980695Where is he?
bump
>>143981168topping up his tan
where's my triple cap sisters at?
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObtw where is the argentina "no alvarez jajaja im not watching ajajaj im so sorry im not watching" schizo
>>143980695Akanji in goal?
>sammie szmodicsthat's a proper championship name
Whoa they let blackies referee now??
Black ref!
black ref? what is next black goalkeepers?
haaland to score 4
>black ref is localI'm supporting him
Didn’t city have an away kit the exact same shade as Ipswich is wearing now? Really doing me head in
not a fan of this sunshine
>påland
>>143982908third kit is maroon i believe
>>143982574mistake
>>143982973you use it early so you can just stop paying attention if it flops
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the entire region of manchester
>>143982986I have siblings to beat
brehs
>ederson
ITS OVER CITEH´SISTERS
city about to score 7
/MCUG/
LMAOOOOOO
ACK
+3.5 handicap bet looken good now
>shity
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WE DID IT IPSWICHBROS
mega turbo cringe high line since unfixable since last season pep fraudiola
MANCHES-ACK
jfc what a fluke
>You were awesome, City!>You were too strong, that's why you lost!
Oh nononono
heil hitler nigga fuck manchester city
top jej
>only lasted a few minutesabsolute state
thats pen
uuuh city sisters our response????
not a single Man City fan ITT
I´m not paying a subscription inside a subscription. Please, provide a stream, lads
save me varsister
>>143983117me :)
fucks sake VAR will give it
>>143983120vipbox
Let's go Szmodics bros
>varchester city
Leif Davis cannot defend for shit. He’s just an assist machine when he gets forward.
>>143983117been one since 2020 :)
666 members rn
What a dumb fucking idiot
>>143983154
always rated this refcity are horrific at penalties tho
TRACTOR BOYS WE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
GAAAAAAAAAAAAL
i mean thats clearly a pen, i didn't write the rules
>>143983120If i have a subscription and a high speed internet connection how can i make my own stream so you guys can watch?
Ipswich? More like shitswich haha
>>143983173>i mean
>>143983157Please be nicer buddy
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAND
>literally 2 minutes of hopefunny>>143983173one of those where it's clearly a pen but the attacker wasn't going to do shit if he wasn't fouled
Haaland (P)
PENALTY FOR CITY
ipswichsistersit's over
Rigged
>>143983174youtube and private it
ITS OVER AGAIN
Give me pens or I retire
fuck
Tsuu would be proud
ok now it's a bit funny
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
manchester pride weekend is always one of city's funniest home games
Propa finish that
it's joever
for goodness sake ipswich you inbred twats
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING AGAIN
Ipswich got 5 minutes of joy
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>143983186ye for sure
It's so funny that pep has tricked shit sides into thinking they can pass it out....IT'S 3-1 LMAO
ipswich look like amateurs
ok now it's sad
oh no non o
That was fucking shocking from the keeper
lmao
christ almighty calm down
Lmao
Its hope that kill you that
>Championship goalkeepinglmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ipswitch would be relegated to ligue 2
Keeper wtf
ABC sisters....
lmao whats going on>>143983035i fucking kneel
Congrtaz city for the 5peat
ipswichsisters....
Welcome to the merchandise league Ipswich
>They actually doubted >uslmao
Fuck this is gonna be a massacre
>epic ipswich joy>dead 10 minutes laterJUSTUST>>143982895my prediction looking solid
>>143983260>That was fucking shocking from the keeperall of the ex-city academy keepers are horrific
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>this keeperLMAOOOO
11-1 HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143983117me :)since 2019
is haaland back?
Just relegate these fucking shitters already, what a waste of a spot. They're going to be as shit as that Sheffield United team.
115 115 115 115 115 115 115
it's overtime to hatewatch spurs now
>>143983256Man u struggled against them btw
joke league
halarse might be the goat...
Typical Haaland statpadding.
WHAT IS GOING ON I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE STORE
>haaland stat padding against poopenfarten fcand now everybody will call him the best striker in the worldfuck off
>>143983200but if its private can you guys watch?
MBAPPEBROS... THE OGRE IS ACCELERATING ALREADY
That Ipswich goalkeeper is so shit
Turned the stream on and Ipswich were 1-0 up, just came back 3 mins later and City scored 3 goals what the absolute fuck happened
>>143983345shut up American dog
Match over then, which is the best one to watch now?
>>143983345Nobody tries to call him that anymore, thankfully
>>143983258doesn't this one support liverpool? Who's the city onlygirl?
>concede 3 times in 3 minutes and still try and piss around playing it about at the backAutism possessionball has ruined football.
>>143983359this one could end up being like 12-3 at this rate so this one
>>143983361They don't have to since it's a known fact
>DUDE DID YOU SEE HIS GOALS AGAINST FUCKOSHITTY FC?? HE'S... LE TERMINATOR!!!
>>143983374>citywinslolyeah not really bothered by how many
state of the lads celebrating early in the thread
>>143983350perks of having 3 months of rest between every seasons. c'est fini.
>>143983348ye, just post the link here, we will be the only ones able to watch it and will not pop up in recommendation or something. but idk if this works btw, maybe jewtube have some ai bs to take it down
>>143983357pen, keeper tackled by winger and open goal, city counter keeper ran out and haaland had an open goal
Elkan Baggot in
>>143983389I said this just now and look like this
>poop STILL doing that spit thing
why is pep trying to play?
you now remember when haaland had to be subbed off with 5 goals and 40 minutes to go in a champions league match because he was about to break messhit's record
>>143983371MLS doesn't have it.
>>143983420>that spit thinghe fell for the huak tuah meme?
Shitty will crumble this season when they realize they can't rely on Alvarez to score vs the top 5 teams anymore.
>>143983462I will kill your entire family nigger
>>143983466>>143983389>>143983338denial. sad read really
What was the Ipswich goal?
Swede?
>>143983466consider this… Gundogan
>>143983494please don't be mean friend
>>143983466>he thinks shitty ever relied on el bencho
>>143983466Alvarez was great, but only scored as much last season because he got so many minutes and that was because KDB was injured half the season
>>143983494lugn nu alexander
>>143983537classic alvarez game last season was him being awful in possession, giving the ball away that led to a goal and then scoring a goal and getting a good match rating
if it's so easy, why is he the only one doing it?
Retard Ipswich would’ve been ahead right now if they just cleared the ball instead of fucking around in the back and trying to play out the back.
reply to me again and I will decapitate your mother and spit on her dead body
>>143983537he was more or less forced to play him on the 10 because Kovacic was not playing well and Pep didnt trust him to start games yet, which is to me a detriment to Julian, he can play the ball all around the upper half but he absolutely isnt a midfielder
>>143983569Sneed
i have 4 different games on right now with full audio on, im brainrotmaxxin ahhhh
Rico Lewis has a really funny catalogue of nearly goals, there's that one and about 4 that got ruled out because of fouls
This spastic board is so blinded by anti-City bias kek no wonder you're always wrong about everything
>>143983593no you do not
>>143983565I watched all City's goals from last season yesterday and its pretty amazing how much Alvarez was involved. His output is very underrated, but yeah he also cost City some games, like Liverpool away.
>>143983569
>shitty lewis
CAN SOMEONE POST THE FACKING IPSWICH GOAL ALL IM SEEING IS MANSHITTY GOALS
>>143983575El Bencho is shit and will always get benched by BNC (Big Norwegian Cock)
crossbar is Ipswich's best player
trolled two times
City are just having fun now
>>143983632kek
I fucking hate city so much it's unreal
Only brown "people" hate haaland
>>143983575If you look at his pure goals and assists last season he is actually phenomenal, I hope he cooks at Atleti.
I would be okay with Arsenal/Liverpool winning in England and City winning in Europe.I hope vice versa doesn't happen.
Ipswich 4-3 comeback loading
city seems to be more willing to take on shots from outside the box than previous seasons
>>143983670truth
I hope that ed queeran is there today
>>143983670>>143983679die
>>143983677Who the fuck uses the word “cook” unless unless…you’re a zoomoid.
>>143983661>>143983670
>>143983679City is winning the league again, it's better to come to terms with that now rather than be disappointed later. This team has no flaws.
>>143983628do they call him the spider because he makes cobwebs all over the bench?
>>143983698You’re not cooking with this post senpai
>>143983696calm down mohammed. Mad you didnt find any young swedish woman during your night hunt yesterday?
>>143983698football fans in UK
This is the most ngubus peps ever had I think
Foden not on the bench?
>>143983696What?
>>143983755aids???
>>143983706>it's better to come to terms with that now rather than be disappointed laterNo I cant I'm delusional.
You just know the ref would call the goal if de bruyne scored
Kevin already feasting on Savio's chance creation
>female commentator>black ref
>>143983727it's supporters, not fans. yankified freak.
>>143983798same thing ladlove watching soccer me
>>143983793115
>>143983796>tf>tp
>>143983755he's only just come back to training, city gave everyone a month from the euros finalstones came back earlier because he pissed pep off last year
>>143983798I’m wearing a soccer jersey right now and I hate when people call me a fan
>>143983818nothing ever happens though
>>143983839>soccerFuck off
>>143983829>that feel>that picture???
>>143983831got subbed on against Chelsea though, assumed he was already back
>>143983831>stones came back earlier because he pissed pep off last yearHow so?
>>143983897Apparently him and grealish kept going out on the piss and were seen as not training hard.Basically lost motivation after the treble
>>143983897leaked audio from stones calling Pep a Bald Egg or some
no era (era) 5peat btw
more refball for city
>>143983864think that was just due to availability, he had to come on because of the injury, wasn't planned.Now gundo's arrived they have more bench depth so he's not gonna be on it until he's ready
bing chilling lads
>no var for itfc>black refs>man shitty
Hope Jezza Doku actually learns how to pass in the box today
city look a lot more threatening with all the wingers
>city not even having their start of season dipit’s just a formality isn’t it, especially with gundogan back
i want to die
>not even a webm of the goalsdisappointing
No one can stop my Manchester City :)
gundo in?
>>143983796>
>black ref>black linesmen
GUNDOGUNDOGUNDO
>>143984644What is your point, idiot?
I CAN'T SCORE
>>143984721I think his point is that they are black.
>pulling out a save that good after being responsible for two refs>>143984644>whining about him being black when he's from the perfidious west countryfocus on the real issue
>>143984721They're literally black
my gf's private yoga instructor is black
GUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
teams don't even try against city
>>143984974>niggersit was actually the jews, klaus
>>143984974I am just relaying the information as stated by the previous anon, that they are black, and nothing more.if you choose to read more into that, that is your own business
>gundo actually looking for haaland's runs from deepnobody has done it since he left
Rico's making a lot of chances in the box, he might actually get some numbers this season
>>143985280this 361 is clearly for opponents pep doesn't respect, it'll be interesting to see who the best team he tries it vs is
Grealingz does the thing!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
lmao what a strike
Given how shit this keeper is, City should've just been firing blooters at him all game and it might've been 7-1
4 goals in 2 games. at this rate he will score 76 goals for the season. INSANE.
>>143985521Keep in mind he went from 1 goal in the first game to 3 in the second. That means next game he's gonna score 6, then 12 etc.
Imagine If City gets a real gk
>hattricks against relegation fodder trash>ghost in games against actual teamsFeels a bit fraudulent but I guess it works on paper.
How did we manage to sell the fraudulent Argentinian for so much?
>yellow card for thatBlack ref
wtf I never saw a nig ref besides in the WC I think
Kieran McKenna absolutely seething
Haaland winning the golden boot again would make him one of only three men to ever win it three times in a row; him, Shearer and Henry
>>143985681You don't watch Spanish football?
>>143985738Shearer and Henry were actually good though
>>143985905they played against plumbers though
>>143985897we don't have nig refs
>>143985521Didn't they say that last time?
>>143985933Henry in his prime was an absolute wizardPlus he didn't look like an overgrown downs syndrome baby
>>143985905Not as good as Big Erl
>>143985935You will do
>>143985979played against plumbers tho, his modern day equivalent is Michail Antonio, and even then antonio is much better