SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Saturday, 24th August 202418:30 Parma 1 - 1 Milan (ongoing)18:30 Udinese 2 - 0 Lazio (ongoing)20:45 Inter - Lecce20:45 Monza - Genoa>Sunday, 25th August 202418:30 Fiorentina - Venezia18:30 Torino - Atalanta20:45 Napoli - Bologna20:45 Roma - Empoli>Monday, 26th August 202418:30 Cagliari - Como20:45 Hellas Verona - JuventusReminder to drink agua, stop iracy and man mark Dennis Man.
apudinegru
PULI
>Nico Gonzalez è atteso questa sera a Torino, Francisco Conceição arriverà domani // Nico Gonzalez will arrive in Turin tonight while Francisco Conceição is expected to be in Turin tomorrow
udine got red carded
>Parmesan Cheese out of subswew
>>>world classWhy are they so deluded?
>>143989269trying to raise the price for barcelona I guess
>>143989269It's not delusion but the age-old craftmanship of scamming eplel clubs
World class give away
ED E' GOOOLLLLL
he is offside again
chancellors my boy, at leastt you can put a smile on my face
PARMAMAMAMA
Cancellieri CultureCancellieri CultureCancellieri CultureCancellieri CultureCancellieri Culture
>Mil-ACK
Always rated my boy Cance
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN WE (udinegru) WIN SOMETIMES? Who even is that idiot Pozzo found in stazione just to get a red card?
>sub calabria out>concede goal from that side:)
[Albanian slamming intensifies]
going to be a long year for these teams
That goal totally deflated Milan time to go workout
Holy fuck, that public address speaker system at the Parma stadium is obnoxious as fuck. It's some third world sounding shit I'd expect in Honduras or some shit.
REMOVE OKASHIT FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAHU
>fonsecahonestly what are that nigga chances to get to december
FUCK BBILANFORZA PARMALAT
Milan might actually get relegated this season
>>143989448Based!
>>143989448if only my friend, if only
>>143989415workout is a noun, you mean "work out"
Pulishit is so bad lmfao. I don't know why amerilards think he's the best player ever
Royal is so shit bros. Why is he even playing?
>>143989424>fonsuca
I want to personally apologize to the resident laziali for rating Baroni
>>143989490I know why, it's because amerigollems have the cognitive capacity of a toad
Business idea: amerigollini
>>143989529Imagine the raps
Wait. Zlatan is still playing? I don't watch this league at all until today.
merdao is such a trash player i almost feel sorry for the peelaners who fell for this meme
red bird boutta go in red amirite fioi
It's simple. Play to the wing cross to the middle
>>143989422where the FUCK was Pavlovic lmao he might just be worse than Thiaw
>>143989549No, he’s an ambassador for Milan now
>>143989581No you don't understand, he's actually the Serbian Stam. Stop noticing things and being racist!
>he rates wingers
>hysaj mister please
>buy literal whos>have mediocre coach>loseI am shocked
Goys, I think I'm a Parma fan now. It's my first time watching this league. Did I make a poor choice?
>>143989512They're so dumb. He's totally shit. Can't cross, can't dribble, can't shoot, can't pass. Milan is clearly looking to replace him
>>143989676Work your way back from Parma and judge or yourselff
my guilty pleasure? chukuweze or whatever it’s written
>>143989676‘no’ American owners are spending on young talented players. Will be a fun ride
>>143989630>he rates pacey ngubus
>>143989765AC Milan bros we need to bring in MORE blacks and sell the last remaining italians
this is just painful
>WE (udinegru)
Guendo is only on the pitch because he's a big body and he gets bullied by payero...
>>143989708I miss the 60s more desu. Right before clown world kicked in.
looks bad for lazio. not even with red they can do anything.
How many albanians will seethe now milan lost
>>143989799
>>143989724(same) this fofana guy too is not badwtf peelan is un-radicalising me?
>>143989843he looked rather meh against venezia as well
>>143989832Friulia smile, I WILL protect their smiles. I will FIGHT for them, you WILL NOT hurt their spirit. For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. A friulian can thaw the iciest of hearts, dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars. THIS PEOPLE WILL BE THE THING THAT PULLS US FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, AND LEAD US TO THE PATH OF SALVATION. WARS WILL BE FOUGHT, PEOPLE WILL BE SAVED AND CIVILIZATIONS WILL PROSPER BECAUSE OF FRIULIANS. SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SHIELD THIS PEOPLE FROM ALL HARM THAT MAY COME TO IT, ALL DANGERS IT MAY POSSIBLY FACE AND GIVE MY LIFE FOR THEM!
we'll get them (3 points) next time
*destroys your midfield*heh, nothing personnel Laziofags
Get out of my way zoomers
2-2 Milan @ 90+9'
parmaGIOno maches on
Lads, it's bbilan
>+2 on Milan with the Verona match yet to play
1/6 points alreadykek
Sesso minuti di recupero.
what a fucking fraud
Milan have failed to win either of their opening two league games of a Serie A season for the third time this century, after 2008/09 (under Carlo Ancelotti) and 2011/12 (under Max Allegri).Not a good start for Paulo Fonseca.
CHEESE HEADS >WE FUCKING DID IT
I curse the day my whore of mother decided to marry a Milanese """man""" and thus curse my fate forever, following this sack of shit spineless team of utter faggots. I wov to never give that despicable cunt of mother grandchildren and cursing them to the same fate. This bloodline of a whore mother and a faggot AC Milan-supporting father dies with me.
I dont even care
>>143989944What is a Friulia
white man scored
>>143990125holy
>>143990125hello krubb
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>>143990125It’s okay you’re a virgin anon. You’re among wizards
Allegri will be appointed as Milan's coach the day before the derby and he will destroy Sfinter 5-0
APUDINESE NOOO
Time to celebrate with some delicious Parmigiano!
>>143990189Inshallah
Warra flight Paulo and Marco
For me, it's parmalat FC the nicaraguan knock off
>>143990189Yeah keep dreamingAllnegru is very out of touch with reality but even he himself wouldn't dare go anywhere near bbilan's fleapit midfield
>>143990234Does the girl come with it?
>>143990234Imagine the umami of her pusy
>>143990294Yeah Parmigiano rolls get girls very wet and feisty
>>143990189>Allegri team winning 5-0heh
Let me remind you that Rafeal leao is worth 90mil. This pile of shit has only scored 4 goals in 31 appearances at his national team. Theres multiple CBs who have better stats than that. At club level last season he scored 9 goals in the league. Man utd's striker zirkee scored 11 in 34 matches in the Serie A and united spent just over 40 mil on him. What imbecile decided to renew this frauds contract?
>>143990341How many yellow cards for diving?
>>143990341>4 goals in 31 appearances at his national teamWtf I now rate him (scoring for your NT is gigapoorfag behavior)
only 36 more points and we can stay in serie A another year
>ynr
>>143990234the thread that broke /sp/ during the olympics
Fucking horribleWe are playing suicide tactics with FonsecaDefense is fucking horribleWe got raped by Parma in counters all game long and were lucky to not concede 6-7 goals Attack better than last game but we lack qualityNo top striker(hopefully Morata comes through)Leao... can someone show this dumb nigger ape some videos of Robben cutting inside? This stupid monkey refuses to cut inside.Loftus-Cheek random ass ape doing fucking nothingOkafor is no striker + he is a midget Theo basically playing centrally to accommodate Leao’s bitch ass is fucking weirdAnd it feels like he’s always late to track backAlso cut that goddamn disgusting manbunI think GiamPioli 2.0 Fonseca will not last long
I already had a feeling the game would turn out like this. Pellegrini scores a goal and >we win the last outing but yesterday he flipped his car and was unavailable for this match. Was clearly a bad omen that was not heeded
>4 goals conceded in 2 (two) matches>against fucking Torino and Parma of all teams
>>143990427>Leao... can someone show this dumb nigger ape some videos of Robben cutting inside? This stupid monkey refuses to cut inside.Maybe it's a conspiracy by the FIGC to keep devaluating his pricetag until Juventus can grab him
Parma 2 : 1 Milan>xG: 2.33 - 2.36>xThreat: 0.95 - 1.76
>Calabria has already secured his place as a starter for the yearbased?>>143990341nobody would pay more than 40 for the fraud m8
Biggest abomination was Loffa-Asscheek
xTheate also kys Grimtoli
>>143990476Yeah but what about Leao's xFW (expected fashion weeks)
>143990469You’re not funny, you are cringe you filthy wopKill yourself
>>143990413based file name
>someone bought a player from these shitterskys grimtoli
lets go boys
> i bring something different t. pacy nignog #679
>>143990543But then I would miss more years of Milan banter era :^)
>>143990436yeah pretty worrysome.
Andiamo Genoa
>>143989153i tried to buy the apu kit but they only have the sponsor on the kids version
>143990576>:^)
>>143990597are you not supporting parma and their glorious nipponic goalkeeper?
every time i see the prescritti lined up i think how was it possible >we let this trash win a scudetto
>>143990605maybe it's time to start a family anon
>>143990613
A total of 0 points lost to bbilalbania
>>143990616I'm happy they won but I'm not that invested in them.
PIRACYKILLSFOOTBALL
>>143990341their executive officer has got a Master in Business Administration from Harvard Business Schoolthat's gotta count for something
Imagine being so desperate about your club being shite that you claim that mocking it is "Reddit" kek
>Lecce kicks off just to give the ball to Interalright
>RedditHe really does still live in 2017
>>143990427based
>>143990636i guess i could get it for my nephew. i even have a reason to go with udine since my grandpa was born there.
It's going to happen at 39'.
>>143990613What happened to you man? You used to be cool, with the Berlusconi pictures and stuff
cmon less showboating negrus reeee
>>143990605>degenerate shitcoing gambling sponsor>only on the kids jerseyif i speak i'm in big trouble
God, lautaro's wife is fuckable
mo I switch to monza genoa
Gooooool
dimarcos crossing is so good
fras, it's Lecce
taremi assist btw 8)
>sold Darmian because I wasn't sure he was starting
we are back
Gobboloidi shilling for Motta the entire thread and the moment Inter scores they are suddenly silent. What happened?
for me? it's Iran
MARMIAN MARMIAN MARMIAN
>taremi assist That's bullshit
>>143990613Albania you have been sorely missed please visit more often
>>143990807Pics?>>143990874t. the first one to mention Motta ITT
>>143989581>>143989629are you guys trolling? pavolic was up the field cuz Milan were in possession, the rapper played an awful ball and Milan were out of shape with no time to recover
kill fantasy niggers, tired of all y'all muthafukas
>>143990858Inzaghi is such a fucking chickenshit he'd start 65yo Beccalossi over an unexperienced backup
>>143990807Is this she?
>>143990935he was completely off positions, defenders need to be able to track back effectively. There was a man completely alone in the box and he was nowhere near him despite not being outrun
>>143990935Are you literally blind? He's the #31 marking air while the balls whizzes by him onto Cancellieri
oo taremi close again
>Flamengo are getting Alex Sandro and AlcarazSuch a random thing
Rabiot just signed for ______
how are fantasy niggers worst than vydiafgas
Darmian > Dumbfriesbut guess who earn 4 mils/year
>>143991012Foreign bbilan customers are pathetic, the ones I know are currently cursing Clinton for not bombing Serbia enough while these idiots overrate any retard in a red and black jersey.
>>143990934Leche are going down, aren't they?
>>143991089Me :)>>143991119You can leave out 'foreign'
barella looking sharp
taremi looks brety gud. plays efficiently
>Taremi already 2 assistsWe'll be forced to leave him out of the squad when Iran tries to bomb Israel isn't it
>>143990413They aint getting rid of us
>>143991119Not a milan fan, I just don’t have a tiktok goldfish brain and I’m able to recall things beyond a 5 second twitter clip. Also where is the fullback?
>Copernico Gonzalez medicals booker for tomorrow, Consessao on Monday>both won't be available for the Verona matchGIUNTOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>last time Parma won a Serie A match was on 14/03/2021 against Roma managed by Fonseca
>>143991012Where are either fullbacks
>>143991213>expecting the fullback to cover for the CB daydreamingOh my days
>Acerbi getting baited by a negruruh roh
>>143991232Next Gen vs Verona here we go!
>>143991232uhm sweaty he is very busy adding an extra cent to the koopmeiners bid, neurodivergent sporting directors struggle with the concept of time management
>>143991213evidently you don't watch enough football, otherwise you'd realize that competent defenses are actually able to track back during counterattacks
>>143991309definitely, this is the first game I’ve ever watched. Where is the left back?
sommeracerbidarmianchalanogluarmenian taremi thuramthey are plying with this trash. you cant make this shit up.
>BBilanistinot even once
>>143991331not tracking back either, thankfully Milan have two CBs so one of them can try cover the flanks while the other marks the single opponent alone in the middle of the box!
darmo on fire
>>143991367hope we get a good azeri footballer one day, like an evil version of mkhitaryan
>>143991419mabye a lazio reject just to make it perfectly balanced
Italian poofs decided on a cooling break
its coming
>>143991197>team is the same as last year minus samardzic>get 4/6 points against #5 and #7 of last yearWas he, dare I say it, the problem?
>fonseca plays with 4-2-3-1 (tryhard guardiola meme shit version of 4-3-3)>losesWOW WWTF????????
tfw no alberto grifodino edit
>>143991534you should rename the file to cuck talk (1 out of 2) lmao>>143991588unironically yes
fonseca was a downgrade of pioli
>>143991534>"Su quel ramo del Lago di Como, che volge a mezzodì, tra due catene noninterrotte di monti, tutto a seni e golfi, a seconda dello sporgere e del rientrare di essi"
>>143991588the problem was selling the two most important players the last week of mercato. Which might happen this year too
>>143991395 >the single opponent alone in the middle of the box!which single opponent do you mean? the one on the far post or the one that was goal side of reijnders
>>143991759he's 3m away from both lmao you're defending a lost cause
>>143991664anyone with a brain knew this
2022 milan squad > 2023 milan squad > current milan squad
>>143991759>be jogging back between two players>see the most dangerous player at the far post and the less dangerous one in front of you>choose to defend neither and stick your thumb up your ass
>>143991802he was milan's best player today he just needs more time. you will be apologizing to me in a few months
LE CAPRETTE TI FANNO CIAO
>he was bbilan's best player todayReally setting the bar as high as bbilan's position in the league table
ITT: retards fighting because Milan couldn't be arsed to buy a DM with positive IQ
pavard nice pass...
>>143991848Never argue based on projections it never turns out well.Ask an argie to annul this mufa maybe.
Terzini are the biggest meme everGuardiola figured this out and he now plays with 4 centerbacks (only good thing he ever did)
My high ass thought Roma played today
>>143991891>fighting*rejoycing
>>143991891I had never seen him play before so I didn't comment on it but he seems really inadequate to the high defensive line Pioleca is trying out.
>>143991891Fofana? He didn't seem bad, yes they conceded the second goal after he entered the pitch but he's probably the least responsible player for that
>>143989153
>>143991621
half time post sexy blondes
>>143991947Idk if fullbacks are the issue I just think emerson is dogshit, not a milan fan but I'd be worried if I was a fan , the fact that the owners think that he's a positive asset worth owning would be extremely concerning.theo also looks fat
Danijel Maldinovic actually good??
The biggest problem is him using 4-2-3-1 Please tell me a single time in history when having a central trequartista (where loftus cheek plays in this milan) actually worked
mo even pinemounts scores
>>143991994>I just think emerson is dogshitwe 100% agree on that, i don't follow the epl but tottenham fans were lighting up fireworks when he left. not a single milan defender played well tonight, as usual the least worst was tumori but he never was and never will be enough to keep the ship afloat by himself.
>>143991992
Parma will finish top 6, a lot of positives to take out of this if you are a milan fan
why yes I always rated Pinemounts
inter isn't winning btw so be sure to finish up analizing bbilan before 11pm
LET'S GO GENOA!!
>>143992047Just play pavlovic-gabbia-tomori in a difesa a 3
>>143992091based
>>143992060>Parma will finish top 6their negru fullback was awful and their mediani don't really convince me, also the keeper seems still very green. their attack is incredible tho, i really rate this bonny kid.
>>143992098Imagine the goals conceded
>>143992091based teacher sama
>>143992150Monza won't save themselves with this squad
>>143992150pinamontinooo
>>143992116I need to go back and watch the games but just seeing some comps Bonny has an interesting skillset, gud tekkers for a lad who is built like a tank. Sadly some epl club will probably groom him and steal him from Serie Ass within a year >>143992202Palladino getting 10th or 11th or whatever last year is an all-timer achievement considering that and the injuries. They’re probably going down next year if not this one since Silvione died and his kids don’t want to invest
https://codefile.io/f/nKtr7Xbs7oFor those interested, a bbilinazing userscript
>>143991947>Terzini are the biggest meme everYes>Guardiola Gasperini already knew this 10 years ago but you chuds didn't and stil don't like the 3 men defense
>thuram..
>>143991970indeed fofana is the only player they have who looked like a actual football player
>>143992319>compscomps would make my buddy aziz from calcetto look like real madrid material so they don't really count. he created many chances in these first couple of games so we might be seeing the next big thing after zirkzee
>>1439923364 men defense is fine but not like pioli/fonseca does it where 2 of those (the t*rzini) just run up the field and are actively damaging to their own team since they step on the feet of the wingers, and of course they don't defend. To add to that, even pavlovic at times was up the field next to the attackers for some reason, so it's mathematical that parma was in numerical superiority 100% of the time once they got the ball back
>>143992410that's because he's only trained with amerigolem fc twice
kino
how the fuck did that not get in christ
no era unless marmots made the call
>>143992471never era but well done taremi for not throwing himself on the ground to fish for penulty (only to slip 2 seconds later)
>>143992489yeh seems relly promising
>>143992428Yeah I’m not saying it’s a good measure, just that he stood out because of his playstyle. Wanted to watch Parma-Fiorentina on replay at some point so I can see what he’s about, the wage cage has me working weekends now so I can only catch the late game live these days
Is Lazio doomed for another 5 years of irrelevancy
>>143992532the best way to rate a striker is>open transfermarkt or any other stat site>see how many goals he scored in the previous season>if the number looks promising watch the highlights of the matches (no comps as they will try to distract you with useless dribble drobbles and long passes)>judge the fraudolency of the goalsthat's it
>>143992544>5
>>143992544they need to get their shit together fast.
>>143992544wont jump to conclusions till tchouna starts on the right and gila is back but possibly
the 1-1 aura is growing stronger
>>143992448you joke but i honestly believe the peelan locker room is too full of soulless cookie cut wannabe rappers and that affects the results, i dont think in that locker room you breathe or even speak of CALCIO very much, that’s the problem, like at manutd or chelsea. at printer for instance you can see those unwatchable 35 yo shitters live for football, for competition and for results (including the referees).
cmon inter score some golerinos
>>143992626>you jokeI wasn't
This is the lowest level serie ass season I've ever seen. The fact that this geriatric inter of inzaghino and a juventus team that relies on fucking vlahoshit, yilduz, and Thiago Smoppa are the 2 biggest contenders tells you everything. Allegri would eat this league for breakfast. If milan fires fonsega in time and gets allegri they'll win it.
Frattesi coming on.
>>143992685Ok grandad, it's time for bed. Have you taking your meds and brushed your teeth?
ti faccio nero
era penal
heh nice try lekke
Calhanoglu (p)
HAKAAAAANNN
>>143992750>goal scoring midfielder
there are blud ITT who are not calm and collected when it's Hakan's penalty moment
Glad my murderballer scouting skills are still on point
2/2 games marotted
>>143992774It's crazy how much he looks like Drogba in that pic
I think Marotta has a crush on the new female board member from Oaktree
cute piglet in the stands
>>143992799No matter if we or they like it or not, that's Jj DNA
carlos augustus is one of my fav players currently. his attitude and toughness
>>143992799CALCIO
>tfw forced to play Fonseccaball
they now have subs used under the team names.intrasting
right sub. taremi been better tonight
>>143992813>one guy who won more titles with Jj>one guy who won more titles with Inter
falconsbros not again…
Tier list of the biggest DNA portions in Morata's body1. Atletico madrid2. Real madrid3. Milan4. Getafe5. Chelsea6. Alice Campello's piss7. Random Spanish NT twinkazzi's pissPOWER GAP8. jewv*ntus
>refs giving soft benuldies to allow Inzaghino to play the subs without shitting bricksIn five years not even pirates will bother to restream Serie A games
>>143992863lauti resting his muscles so they are strong for next game
jeebus what a pass from arna
asllani great thru pass. hakan never makes those.
>>143989676Yes
Too bad he has to play because he's a great rigorinista, and you can be sure he'll be needed for that at least once per match
>coming out of the woodwork alreadyone week late but always welcome
What club would Batman/Bruce Wayne support in Serie A?
>>143989676
>>143993042years later and nothing has survived from that kitneither the sponsor, nor the logo, not even the vertical stripes
I wait 76minutes for this retard to get subbed off so sana can enter only for him to be replaced with someone who doesn't even have a picture on fotmob. fuck NAC
>>143993070:3
first tough shot from lecce. most other straight at sommer
>>143993099The noises coming out of NAC aren't gud about Fernandes. Poor in training etc etc
>park the bus badly and consneed in the last five minutesa Gilardino special coming right up
>>143993112hopefully we'll not see another handanovic situation
>>143993121Seriously? is it just lack of effort or actual poor form in training? though I wouldn't mind calling him back if pedro leaves, so then baroni can finally start playing tchaouna on the right side.
Why the fuck does a ciccione with no talent like Geolier have fans, someone really needs to explain because I don't understand
>>143993200Back to work Frattesi
>>143993163It was just a throwaway line by the NAC watcher on a podcast I listen to and right after he said maybe it's just the language barrier. But it was something along the lines of him acting like NAC and the coach/other players were below him.Idk, might be true but I haven't watched him so I can't judge. But if you believe that, then don't sign off on the loan.
>>143993200Napoletani
>>143993219>FrattesiI'd rather being compared to Zaniolo
>>143993200>why does Geolier have fansFor the same reason Angelina Mango has fans despite her negative stage presence, lips that look like they’ve been fighting a losing war against herpes for the past 5 years, lazy eye and her fridge-like torso
>>143993255At least she can SOMEWHAT sing and isn't an abomination of nature like that other napolecane
>>143993200Sadly there's this hellish place called Napoli
>Seized FC fouls: 9>cards: 0>Lecce fouls: 11>cards: 2Back in business
POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSOSTRINGERTI LA MAAAAAANOE DIRTI COSE CHE NON POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO DIRE IN ITALIAAAAANO MA IN ROMANO SI CHE POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO POSSO DI TI FIDI MEEEEEEEE FAI MALE EHI EHI
I got a bit worried near the end but luckily it turned out alright.Very happy with Genoa's performance so far, I hope we can keep this up.
another inter win in the bag boys.
whos coaching monza calcio ?
besta
>>143993333blessed quads of comfortable sleeps
>Fonseca after Milan lose again Parma: "We do not defend as a team, we made mistakes as individuals. We lost duels, we were late to press, we left spaces, we made incorrect preventive markings, I am the main person responsible, I'm not running away but there is a clear problem in defensive attitude."
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>143993370fix it then
>>143993370>I'm not running awayCan't say the same about bbilan fans
>>143993438At leat /seriea/ will be a comfier place this week without those apes
You forgot to say amala
>>143993457No, I checked the excel sheet and I'm scheduled to be a Parma fan this week
>>143993370>defensive attitudetoo many darkies
>>143993510yeah, the suitable expression in this case would be "victim attitude"
>>143993510How many times did you get whipped at the factory this week? And how many times did your girlfriend's bbc friend visited her?
>first 3 atalanta games are awaywho the fuck makes these schedules?
>triggered bbilanista once again thinking about bbcMany such cases, sad!
ruh roh, the resident bbilan axewound is midly irate
>>143993595the league to help retarded teams that haven't finished their stadium renovations yet
>>143993595They're doing work on the stadium to get ready for CL and follow UEFA specification
>La #Juventus vuole fare sia #Sancho che #Koopmeiners. t.Of March
Reminder Allegri is the best coach Serie Ass has ever seen and he's a Milanista.
how will the rest of us cope once Atalanta wins the league
apologize
>>143993595A dude that has previously worked for a decade at InterIt's totally legit goy, nothing to see here
they’re trying to sign both koop and sancho according to di marcio. imagine the seething if it happens.
>>143993634the weed voglio doesn't even grow in the king's garden
>>143993651he chated on his beautiful wife, I will never apologize to him
>>143993660Tancredi Palmeri didn't waste a minute to start the fanfare
That pre-season tour was really scripted to give some optimism to bblilanisti and refrain them from killing themselves, it's honestly looking much grimmer for them than what I imagined
they’re trying to sign both kalulu and gonzalez according to di marcio.imagine the seething if it happens.
>>143993699But imagine the shirts sold with a fashion icon like Leao modelling them!
>>143993699Don't say cat if you don't have it in the sack, it's only the first 2 matchdays
Anon FC is trying to sign both GF and French arthoe according to di marcio.imagine the seething if it happens
>>143993510this, pulisic musah and reijnders are the only pure blooded Aryans they have now that Giroud is gone
>>143993698Seeing the reaction of the journalists on Sky Sborrt when DI Marzio said the news is genuinely one of the funniest things ever, the seethe is at its purest form after today's deals
Cat
Where to scout for French Arthoe? I wouldn't even know where to start looking
>>143993757holy moly
>>143993766GFScout, I'm using one of their lists
>>143993766Always check the Nice-Lille-Brest triangle for that>>143993756Any links/webms? I missed it
what am I doing for the rest of the night? I'm on my own here...
>>143993794That all depends on 1 question: how much ketamine do you have lying around?>>143993789>Always check the Nice-Lille-Brest triangle for thatI laughed, but then I remembered I don't have a Clio or Pomme gf to sing to me and I stopped laughing
>>143993789I shall say sorry for the Xitter link, but I saw it therehttps://x.com/AntonioAvitabi4/status/1827450538658820360
>Álvaro Morata (Centre-Forward) has 4 years and €33,320,000 gross salary remaining on his contract with AC Milan (Serie A), expiring on Jun 30, 2028. Álvaro Morata, who is 31 years old, will earn a gross base salary of €8,330,000 for the 2024-2025 Season, or €160,192 per week, not including bonuses.
Arrigo Sacchi reached the world cup final in 1994 DESPITE baggio (he was forced to play him in every match by the Strong Powers)
>>143993766transferGF.com
>>143993808tyvm
>>143993595I do Any problem with that???
>>143993813remember that one goal though
>Giuntoli die- I mean is sacked>Tognozzi activates the refund policy on Nico Gonzalez>2025 jj roll in with Jamie Bynoe-Gittens and Dennis Man on the wings and walk the littleshieldcalcio is back
Duccioli where are the signingsalso last 2 digits is the minute that Kalulu gets his knee twisted in tomorrow's game
>>143993898>tomorrow's gameAnon I...
>>143993698kek
For me, it's arthoetoutsi
I'm fine with Sancho if it's for a reasonable price but what's the fucking point of one between Conceicao and Gonzalez then? We would have 5 (six with Mbangula) wingers
>>143994030Mbangulmamt is 100% going back to Fortnite U23 since the situation is dire
>>143994030I think that Gonzalez will also be used as Zingarobackup
>>143994046He wasn't even a starter there lole, in any case that would still leave 5 wingers and of them has to play after you awarded him the #10 jersey.I suppose Sancho would be an alternative to Koopmeiners, dunno really
>>143994030You wanted depth? There you have it. Also some will probably change positions, like Yildiz as a CAM or Nico as a striker.
>>143994066Yildiz will be playing as treq more often than not
>>143994059>buy a winger for 40m>use him as a backup winger/CFdear arrivabene,
think I'm going to go for a walk in the safest country in the EU to walk at night
>>1439940665 competitions etc. would be my guess, or maybe it's one of Motta's requests and he's planning to use Yildiz/Koop differently than we think
>>143994084
Israeli weapons of mass distraction. (Gn sirs)
>>143993651I googled young gilardino and noticed just now that he always had a very grim hairline, it is true that nostalgia gives us rose-tinted glasses
This Iran Israel rivalry is like the bbioli years of bbilan inter
>>143989153>apu.comwtf it's real
CoopmeinersLidlmeinersAldimeinersCarrefourmeinersPammeinersEurospinmeinersMDmeinersUnesmeinersConadmeinersEsselungameinersBennetmeinersDesparmeinersCraìmeiners
>>143993734jej
Rose-titted glasses's
I see teams whose star purchases are piss and I am very interested in the Conceicao issue, we have to remind them that Elkann, if he feels like it, will buy 4 Conceicaos next year, not one, 4
>>143994030Sancho can play on either wing and they'll probably rotate the squad a fair bit. Sancho LW - Yildiz 10 - Gonzalez/Conceicao RW, Mbangula will probably be on the periphery. The 10m dry loan on Conceicao is weird though, feels really desperate when you could probably just pay Sasol like 15m and get Lauriente outright.
>>143994185no sparmeiners?
>>143994202>star purchasesmore like brodo star purchases
>>143994185Albert HeijnmeinersJumbomeinersColruytmeinersBonimeinersDekameinersDirkmeinersHoogvlietmeinersJumbomeinersMakromeinersMarqtmeinersNettoramameinersOdinmeinersPicnicmeinersPlusmeinersSligromeinersVomarmeiners
>Jj didn't spend money in these 4 seasons of banter era liteWhere did this narrative even come from
>>143994204There's apparently a release clause for him next summer, and if the player wants to stay at Jj, trust me when I say that he has an agent that can make it happen. Mendes is the one who made the deal possible in the first place.
Musah is milan's best midfielder
why did milan hire fonesca
>>143994426He was the blackie whisperer at Lille
>>143994426Anti-allegrism
>>143994426They found out about the brown man meme
>it's almost Monday again
>>143994426He was the only one who could agree to coach this team without having a say in the transfer market
>it's almost 2025 again
A strategic war game developed by Kosovo Army officers has been selected as the best-developed war game at a War Game Designer Course in the United States. The Kosovo officers' war game focused on defending the territory of the Republic of Kosovo.
>>143994426They just wanted more material to add paperissima sprint sound fx onto
-14h 27m
DOBBIAMO STARE VISCINI VISCINI
Is Giuntoli sleeping? He hasn't bought anyone for an hour and a half now ffs
>>143994611He's lying in bed thinking about that time he didn't notice the obvious signs a girl was into him in high school
junto lee is literally sleeping instead of signing new players
To all the suckers that might be reading itt, a quick reminder:>Juventus is inevitable
>Kostic to la Viola
>>143994898Does that mean La Viola can finally put Biraghi to pasture?
duccio seems like the kind of guy that would date ella emhoff
>>143994426He was cheap
>>143994030It's almost as if Motta is just... winging it
Di Marzius: a new profile emerges for #Inter. The club set its sights on the Italian-Swiss class of 2004 Massimo #Pugnettone from #Locarno, last season at Yverdon. Centre forward fast in the short sprint, good technique and agile in the shot. Valued at around 5mil euros by the Swiss club, Marotta's negotiation could be finalised soon
https://x.com/ilbianconerocom/status/1827476409448865819Sneedzalez arriving at Jj
>>143995219Man looks like he just escaped from jail
>>143995259La Rocco B. Commisso Viola Carcere
Nico González has arrived in Turin together with his agents ahead of medical tests as new Juventus player.Nico made the difference as he only wanted Juve, and Thiago Motta wanted him strongly.Medical on Sunday.
>>143995324Nickname for him?
>>143995206And mo I do myself a pugnettone
>>143995336Speedy Gonzalez? Seems like the evident one, but I don't remember him being especially fast
>>143995324If Motta wants him, I want him.
Hispanic-Irish winger Nick O'Gonzalez
Nicotelli
>>143995324Ico
>>143995575Meant for >>143995336
Niko Gonzalez
>>143995664La Violasisters...
Junto Lee, the sporting director of jJ, was arrested around 8 p.m. this Saturday evening as he got off his private jet on the tarmac at Le Bourget airport. The arrest was carried out by the gendarmes of the GTA (air transport gendarmerie).Aged 52, the Italian was accompanied by his bodyguard and a woman. Listed in the FPR (wanted persons file), Junto lee had arrived straight from Florence. He had a French search warrant issued by the OFMIN (minor office) of the national directorate of the French judicial police issued on the basis of a preliminary investigation
Lille defense without Fonseca
>>143996428Was his defence bad at Roma? I remember it being more of a case that every shot on goal was a goal because all the GK's were shit
>replacing pioli wih fonsecasomeone post the fat fonseca edits plox
they should have kept giroud he’s so handsome
>>143989153Lame
good morning /seriea/
GM campioniBrekkie done, espresso done, time for a morning bike rideHave a great day until calcio
>>143997550fucking bbilan making me wait to post my "brown man marches on" pic
good morning capolisti
>>144003036gm griffinkings, apukings and cheesekings
>>143989676>Great history>Actually the mid tier italian team with the best european silverwave>Cool colors>Current owners are a rare case of burgers that care about the club and seems competent in footballIf you dont plan to bandwagon a bit team, its and excellent choice
Koopmeiners only wants to go to Juventus. ▫A Premier League club enquired about Koopmeiners but they only hear that Koopmeiners wants: 1) Juventus. 2) Juventus. 3) Juventus. @FabrizioRomanoBring him home
>>143991534>One of the biggest Serie A humilation ritual of recent historyWho the FUCK in the team tought it was a good idea? During a live broadcast too?
>>144003297>Bring him homei believe jjuntoli will eventually get it done bros
Girlfriend League club enquired about Anon Fc but they only hear that Anon FC wants: 1) Koopmeiners. 2) Koopmeiners. 3) Koopmeiners.
Is the 4sens1o game considered a serie a humiliation ritual?
>>144003461To the one guy who occasionally posts the goals of that match maybe
I am that guy
>>143989676Fantastic choice
yildiz vlahovic sancho(conceicao milik gonzalez)koopmeiners luiz fagioli(thuram locatelli adzic) cambiaso bremer kalulu mckennie/other(cabal gatti danilo weah/savona)di gregorio(perin)we never had a team nearing this one in the past 4 years
>Atalanta are interested in Rui Patricio, Juan Cuadrado and Rodrigo Becao
Good morning, im ready to watch some random sports I'll find
buongiorno principesse
>>143989847Support Cagliari then, we haven't had a resident Casteddu enjoyer in years
>>143989708Empoli should be >Forgotten failed prospects and whatever young striker the top teams in the league need to send on loan
>>144003828Colombo and Esposito are 22, at this point I'd count them as failed prospects
>>144003846>Colombo >Esposito>Satriano>Cambiaghi>Vignato>Piccoli>Cutrone>PinamontiThat club is a dumping ground for young italian forwardsAnd I'm not even counting players like Lammers because he somehow managed to shit the bed in the Scottish league so that will tell you all
>>144003325Anon we're talking about a club that routinely opens the gate to fans so the squad can stand right in front of the ultras while they chant their lullabies.They film it and post it online like it's cool too.
>>144003325help me bros, i distinctly remember this happening again last season but I don't remember when
>>144003963It was after going out to Roma in the Europa League (and a few days before the decisive derby)
Good morning.My team of calcio isn't allowed to play today?Back to sleep I go.
>>144003963a few days before one of the euro derbyI'd say after a draw against spezia but I'm not completely
>>144004048completely sure*
>>144004048yeah that was the original one but it was 2 seasons ago at this point. happened again last april like the other anon said
Good morning.I was not able to watch the game so it didnt happen. If it did happen I dont care because there are more important things going on in the world. Fun fact: Basically all italian immigrants coming to Switzerland in the 60s/70s were muratore
>>144004109>I was not able to watch the gameWe already know you're a bbilan fan
>>144004109>I dont care because there are more important things going on in the world.Based serie C watcher
>Next matchday it's Lazio - MilanThe first retard derby of the season
>>144004180Matches like these scream 2-0 or 3-1
>makes you uncontrollably seethe
>>144004180lazio wins 4-0, fonseca is sacked and allegriIN
>>144004249holy calcio
>>144004257Iz all part of the plan :^)
>>144004249>allegriINI would unironically support bbilan
>>144004249it would be extremely painful
>>144004351for (You)
>>144004249If they get allegri they win the league. The level of this season is abysimal and allegri is simply superior to all of these current managers.
Good morning, absolutely HUGE day for Giuntoli and calcio today!
>>144004109>I was not able to watch the gameYou’re never beating the Albania allegations fra
I'll be laffing when bbilan will sack Fonseca only to bring Pioli back
Mo it's the managers fault if bbilan's squad is overrated
lmao everyone knows >cuckbania doesn’t watch shit
He looks a bit like Vecino
At big richiesta:Big party/lvtto posting will resume from next matchday
peelan’s problem is that their attack is embarrassing. pulisic is their best forward kek.
>>144004578Attack is fine for Serie Ass, now the defense...Tomori, Thiae and Emerson are shitters, Theo and Calabria are mediocre
>>144004629I still have no idea why Emerson was bought. Barcelona didn't rate him, fucking Tottenham didn't rate him. What was the plan exactly?
>>144004629they are also shit, but in defence you can always fix stuff one way or another. leao morata pulisic is lazio tier
Good night sirs see you for Riomma game
It’s really quite ironic that the first controller they make an effort with and that I like, is Concord.The bluds at Sony really thought this was going to be as big as Overwatch, so much so that they designed these controllers.
>>144004558>Fabio si trasferisce al club ligure con la formula del prestito secco fino al 30 giugno 2025not bad since the renewal of mckennie would have left little space for him.i hope he'll get to play a lot, the kid has a lot of potential
>>14400467340€ brand new controller here we go!
I'm baking
>>144004708>>144004708>>144004708
>>144004702t. all of Italy during the covid lockdown
>>144004500It's actually the best sqvadrone in serie ass (still garbage, figure yourself)
Of course I'm anti racist just that I believe in equality of all humans (sincerely unlike most idiots) and hate Hinduism
