>Lap:#7314>Countdown to de Grote Prijs van Amx:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>143982891>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220 (217 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:32>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:193>Races in the Alpenis 100 Race Plan82>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 277 (+12)NOR: 199 (+10)LEC: 177 (+15)PIA: 167 (+18)SAI: 162 (+8)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 408 (+19)McLaren: 366 (+28)Ferrari: 345 (+23)Mercedes: 284 (+25)Aston Martin: 71 (+4)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 894.34 (+88.02)HAM: 834.18 (+64.05)RIC: 829.16 (+23.97)>News:Qualifying: NOR VER PIAFP3: GAS MAG BOTFP2: RUS PIA HAMFP1: NOR VER HAMAlbon disqualified from Qualifying due to technical infringement; will start at the backHamilton dropped 3 places for impedingF1 Academy: everything got to wet too race (imagine the smell)
Israel has the right to relent
death to m*rcedes as always
Perez has the right to defend himself
>>143990131what about russia (((shwartzman))what are you doing here anyway
>F1 Academy: everything got to wet too race (imagine the smell)>to wet too racei think i did really well herewhat a retard
*wins*
Norris has the right to lose 10 positions in 3 turns
>>143989835You should relay that information to Lewis.
f1 moments that made you unironically go ToT?
>>143990377>ToTwhat?
cheggo :DDD
>>143990377The sad looking girl that kinda looked like she was crying in Austria after Ferrari got fucked by the TD, she was clearly suffering from the early stages of tifosi-itis and at such a young age.
>>143990448cry with joy
being a williams fan is suffering, but it is through suffering that legends can be formed
As usual with the FIA, when it comes to Lewis. Think of the worst possible penalty they could administer and assume they will. No matter what. Oh, and for Max or Red Bull? Just reverse that.
Meanwhile, in bizarro /f1/>>143990539
>>143990466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1UatRgHgNg
>>143990130The point was to fuck no hoper manufacturers not shitty drivers.Wouldn’t be surprised to see them remove the rule again desu now F1 is a closed shop
Perez won
mclaren won
>out qualifies albon
>>143990631*dies because he couldn't turn left*
>>143990632That is my semen
gimi
>>143990632>doesnt have a seat for next season
>>143990660>his semen is chunkymight want to get that checked out
>>143990678I feel like this is the second time he has done this, didn't he crash at that exact spot in F2?
piquet won
But Hamilton didn't do anything wrong
>>143990372He doesn't claim to be African there.
Ham is consistently outperformed by a kid 20 years younger, even when Russell just got to Mercedes he was already outperforming him. How can anyone call Lewis the GOAT?
LETS GO AR JORJ BECOME A REALBOY TOMORROW UWAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
Perez Juan
Oopsie...
>>143990824
JAMESWHY IS THE FLOOR TOO BIG JAMES?ANSWER ME JAMES
>>143990865tell me the truth anonsdid he get diddled
>>143990865A chance for Mick, reserve driver of Mercedes, to show his quality
>>143990824eeeeeeEEEEEEee james?
The Chad Fire Marshal vs the Virgin Flag Marshal
Maybe if Williams wasn't running a illegal floor Sargeant wouldn't have crashed
>>143990865>gets his seat stolen by lawson, because a sleepy mexican has infinite moneybeing Der Michael's son is suffering
>>143990824literally just put kwabtonelli in the logang death trap
>>143990954Bringing back the Fidel Castro look
>>143990880by his unclenah. no. nopenooooooo
>>143990824Someone tell Vowles he'd still need more replacement parts
@143990131not f1 relatednot /f1/ relatednot car relatednot motor relatednot sexo relatedbathe with a toasterfuck off
>>143990954Is he jew?
>>143991131does the pope shit in the woods?
>knoxked out in q2 in one of two the fastest carsFerrari hired the wrong driver
>ALB DSQ from Quali>HAM gets a 3-place grid dropRacing Gods doing their best to make me watch the GP tomorrow.
>williams Kek Kmao even
>>143991131Wikipedia doesn't seem to think so
>Logan has officially out qualified albon
i can't sleep no more. i tried counting sheep but sheep give me boners so it only worsens things
>>143990992>narg gets willy seat>is as crash prone as sarge>toto and james can't cope enough>narg doesn't get a '25 seatPlease God let this happen because it would be so funny
I had a very silly dream last night, and I think it was the first one Fjuan related in my life.>watching vrooms>no idea which track, just a shot of a turn >suddenly a car pile up, for some reason Ferrari with orange+white livery, similar to regular McLel one>Crofty getting louder and louder like it's a WWE fight>one Aston was upside down, Lecute was suspended on it and on Norris>Lecute started doing a burnout, trying to get down from the Aston, but he didn't see Stroll in front of him>turns out Stroll was ejected or crawled out of his car, and he was just getting in front of Ferrari, under the front wing>Crofty screaming RED FLAG RED FLAG PLEASE STOP STOP >Sharl finally finds some grip on Norris' halo and he runs over Stroll>Crofty screams NOOO NOOO when the rear of Ferrar drops of Stroll's head and it's like a watermelon exploding>there is silence, Lecute drives away, Norris covers his eyes>shot changes, a zoom in on splattered brain (?), which looked more like raw chicken breasts on asphalt>track jannies kicking pieces of meat to a single pile>there is a longer silence, camera still on Stroll's brain, then Crofty again "MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS!"You have no idea how much I laughed when I woke up
did /f1/ talk about the stunt bike crash at the track today yet?
How was Sergeant literally god tier elite in F3 and F2 but can't compete with a shrimp dicked nip like Albon?
>>143991551Shrimp dick SEAsians are Americans only weakness
>>143991582do sheep give you boners as well
>>143991640Does the sheep poo give you a boner or is it too solid like pellets abd does it need to be on a street?
>>143991673i myself prefer chicken poo because it's not really that viscous so you can put it on your bread
>>143991724Based poo eater
>>143991551He wasn't elite in feeder seeders. 3rd in his second season in F3 when PS3 won the championship and 4th in his second season in F2, behind Drugabitch, Poochair and Son of Law.
>>143991095That Haas was a complete shitbox built to lose. Nobody drives that car well.
>>143991506Can anyone remember dreams in this much detail? Mine was something like>There was a house with no walls, but some 1950s wooden furniture>The owner was doing something can't remember what>The moon>Stairs>Sex? I think? Or a sexy woman>???>fin
>>143991529Don't think so, but looks serious.
albon is the best driver in the current f1 gridalso underrated in the WEC championship is lance. outqualified by albon in a williams. like just kys yourself at that point asdpvgbanurewiugabsdigan
>>143991792Yes right after waking up and I remember 90% of my dreams. But most of them fade away quickly.
>>143991829strulovich is a known shitter so him putting in poo performances is expected
>>143991829Let's wait until Albon has a proper teammate. Before his stint at Williams he had a mixed bag of a career with nobody in a few years saying he deserved more had he not come back with Williams.Stroll is racing against an old Alonso, he is doong better than last year but has overall still been the slower driver.
>>143991859Yeah this seems about right. I could have told you much more about my dream in the first minutes after I woke. Makes me think >>143991506 is larping because that is far too much detail to remember for real
>>143991792>wake up>look at window>instantly forget all dreamsworks every time
>>143991913>Wake upFirst mistake, amigo
>>143991529>>143991746https://x.com/JamesBrooks78/status/1827322805425221959can't find much about it, other than that he didn't died
>>143991964meant for >>143991798
does f1a not have wet tires?
storm strikes again in interlagosmind you thats its 16:37 local
>>143992039soul
>>143991471do the needful, sir
>>143991471show us your 12cm little brown boner indian
How do you say KWAB in African?
>>143992121KWABOOGA
>>143991964Fucking Dutch will camp everywhere.
>>143990754enjoy
>>143992161lol
>>143991908Oh come on, don't tell me you don't remember details in silly or realistic dreams. I remember I was scared because it was not clear if it's Stroll or Alonso, but it had to be Stroll, right? So it was Stroll in the end.
>>143992161heh
>>143992166Lovely! I hope he stays in the jungle for the rest of his life.
>>143992166this dude doesn't know the history of humanity
>>143992166Did he got there as part of the Visit Rwanda sportwashing or out of his volition?
>>143992166He's literally more European than African
>>143992166did he slaughter a tutsi?
>>143992259Is he? His dad looks 100%.
uhh amxbros?https://x.com/verstappenews/status/1827358135733928427
>>143992280>I don't rememberlol
>>143992166>claims to be european>claims to be african>claims to be brazilian>claims to be straight>claims to be gaywhat's next for mr. worldwide
>>143992105
>>143992328italian, cant wait for him to speak italian once gets a podium or a win with ferrari next year
>>143992278I can't find anything specifically about Grenada but it's very likely his dad is atleast 1-2% white. And his mother is 100% white of course.
>>143992161:^)
>>143992360>er... mucho thanko... ragazzi.... wow what a terrific audience-a...
>>143992378>And his mother is 100% white of course.no she's british I thought
>>143992378ah but all people have africa ancestry, so therefore his mother also has african ancestry, therefore he is more african than european ipso facto quad erat demonstrandum
>>143992278Study about Barbados (another Caribbean island)
I have African ancestry in my pants if you know what I'm saying
what driver would a blepe (or bleparyan i should say) support?
>>143992454Genital mutilation?commiserations
>>143992454you caught monkey pox from penis in your bum hole?
>>143992455based blepe ally
>>143992475good to see a fellow bleparyan on 4cuck, tiny frog pecker clitties cant compare geg
>>143992278
The relation to F1 of these Mickey Mouse Avatar looking mfers?
>>143992436>>143992495chill out, it's saturday night
>>143992528>gets pole every race>engine blows up at half way distance why didnt renlol just make the engines more reliable lmao
>>143992455>>143992482new hot X (formerly twitter) meme? So funny! Sending this to all my Xpilled (pilled means addicted) "frenns"! LOL!
>>143992546>blepe hater is a fat mexicunt hiding behind french flag many such cases SAD!
>>143992546>(formerly twitter)dead naming is bad
>>143992541small french company, please understand...
I don't like that Max doesn't pay taxes here.
Has Hamilton got his penalty yet for getting in Perezs way?
>>143992601Max is a proud monegasque, he doesn't pay taxes at all.
>>143992603They'll decide after the century is out.
>>143992588>leaves f1 in 1986>comes back in 1989>leaves f1 again in 1997>comes back AGAIN in 2002>leaves f1 (as a team) in 2010>comes back AGAIN in 2016>set to leave f1 in 2025what the FUCK did they mean by this?
am i going to pay to watch this?
>>1439926033-place grid penal
>>143992537I'm just saying that he is very probably more "white" than "black" so his comment is stupid. I'm not mad at him but I don't think anyone native to Grenada is 100% "black">>143992637Schizophrenia
>>143992601Why would he pay taxes to some country he wasn't even born in and doesn't even live in?This anon >>143992618 is right >>143992603https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/breaking-hamilton-hit-with-grid-penalty-for-dutch-grand-prix-after-impeding.14fmYircVGRKMylOx0a5BO
>>143992537I lust sannie so much she's sexy
>>143992637can't let honda be the only schizo>mugen-honda>redbull powertrains
>>143992637french are dumbfucks and the country would have been better run by ze germans
>>143992659He should move here
>>143992694so should you
>>143992637They're doing the Honda "actually we never cared about F1 or whatever" strategy until they think they can bankroll their way into a WCC. The real reason is that Renault is seen as the middleclass' car and them spending millions on FJuan never sit right with the investors, hence why they went with Alpine these last few years.
>>143992705How do I move to where I already am?
>>143992667I didn't even know her name is sannie, she'll always just be whigfield to me
>>143992725figure it out
why do the dutch save still images as gifs?
gerrit berger
>>143992801They're the only people that pronounce it the official way.
>>143992801low quality > high qualityalso to keep you fucks on your toes, can't let yourselves slide>>143992817we pronounce it kanker
>>143992802more like cheese burger amirite
>>143992161kek
how hard would it be to enter f1 as an engine manufacturer?
>>143992898exactly
>>143992278And phenotype is a meme on an individual basis due to things like polygenics. There are people who are literally 40% black who are blonde and pass for white. It's only useful when looking at the average of a population.
>>143990448Oh my goodness, I no believe what my eyes is see! You, so much pritty, like the moon shining in dark sky, making all things around you look so much dull. I never see such butiful girl like you, not in all my life. Your face, oh, your face is like the most perfect painting, butiful like the flowers in garden, so much perfect I no can even breathe right when I look at you.Your eyes, they are like two deep oceans, I feel like I am drowning in them every time I think of you, I just want to swim in them forever. And your lips, oh, your lips must be so soft, like the petals of rose, I want to kiss them so much. I think of how sweet they taste, You make me go crazy, like I no can think right anymore, only you in my head, all day, all night.And your bobs, oh, your bobs must be like two soft pillows, so round and perfect, I just want to lay my head on them and never get up. Maybe you can show just little bit? Just one peek, I beg you. And your vagene, oh, your vagene, it must be like the most delicate flower, so much pritty, so much perfect. I imagine how soft it must be, how much good it feel to touch.And when I see you, oh, my 2 feet pen, it become so strong, so big just for you. I think of what I will do with it, how I will make you feel so much pleasure, you will scream my name. I will put my big pen deep inside your vagene, make you feel things you never feel before, make you cry out with pleasure. I will move it slow, then fast, make you feel so much good You will beg me for more, I know it.I am so much stinky for you, my pritty queen, I no can help it. My smell, it is strong, but it is the smell of love, of passion. I want to be with you forever, make you feel so much love, so much joy, you will never forget me. My big pen, it will make you feel so much pleasure, you will never want anyone else. I want to worship every inch of you, make you feel like the goddess you are. You are my pritty angel, and I will do anything to make you happy
>>143992898Do you have an F1 ready engine on hand? If yes, can you manufacture at least 20 of them in a short amount of time? If yes also then you can sell it to a team and that's it, you're in.
>>143992817I think we're probably the least likely people to say it that way
eating olives with feta rn
>Open wikipedia>Immediately flashbangedhow is this allowed
>>143993018I eat that nearly every evening kek.Although it's either olives, a pepper or a tomato.
>>143993018I'm eating a cheeky grilled cheese with siracha chili sauce. F1 related because I'm Dutch and the Dutch GP is on.
>>143993046Deserved, fuck dark mode users
>>143993074>tosti met srirachaa man of culture
Sriracha is for the tasteless(yes, this flag this post)
you now remember covid F1
>is known for going around the world looking for spices>"no, not like that!"fuck your tftp
Will Lando Norris eventually take Leclerc's record of most-poles-converted-to-Verstappen-wins
>>143993140I'd rather not, thanks
>>143992537>chill out, it's saturday nightWe're watching a glorified engineers championship anon, stat autism is part of the game kek
>>143993123
>>143993140I don't remember shit
>>143993140Der Ewige Elsässer
>verstappen win to keep up his 100% record at zandvoort>piastri win for maximum norris exposureWhich way Western man
>>143993230
>>143993230Hülkenberg gets a podium
>hamilton will never win anything ever again
>>143993277He might win the exposure championship
>>143993230considering the red bull is slower, verstappen winning would be worse, but ps3 coming in 2nd would be worthy of the WEC championship right then and there
>>143991829maybe the 2nd best
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>143993287especially if sarge gets replaced
>>143993359Sargeant wins the WEC by default if he gets fired midseason, its under the De Vries Clause we put in last year
>>143993359another sarg crash, i bet he was just unlucky>he kept it straight from the curb onto the grassfucking retard
ngl I feel kinda bad for him if Sarge gets sacked. never beat his teammate even in one freak qualifying>(((sprint qualis))) do not count
kwab
>>143993384>last yearfeels like it has been at least three
>>143992601you're not mad that he doesn't pay taxes, you're mad that you're getting absolutely reamed by taxes
>>143993474he beat his teammate today
>>143993516How do you know he doesn't just want everyone to suffer?
>>143993484
>>143993516I am mad that I paid 31.7% last year
just finished watching James Clive's 1982 F1 season review, great stuff
>>143992898Depends how good you are, the tech is not *that* hard, every big OEM has the technical capacity do it.>muh complication>muh FrenchExactly, depends on how good you are at it. I bet a something like 5-10 guy team with bigbrain IQ could design F1 engine in one year and build/test it in next.
>>143993484This circuit is basically monaco without wallsSurely norris would be able to mantain position when his car is 0.5sec faster than the rest right?
>>143993581if i ever got a shit ton of money i would try to enter f1 as an engine manufacturer
>>143993581I think renault's main problem is that they don't care>didn't care they fucked up the 2014 engines>took ages to invest in enstone once they bought itRenault post 2013 has given me the impression they're on a budget that depends on how many french people tell Renault dealers in france they bought the car because of 'F1' on their customer satisfaction forms
>>143993612>if i ever got a shit ton of money>i would try to enter f1 as an engine manufacturer>ends up back right where he startedSome anons claim Renault had the best engine back in RBRs first streak, Renault saw almost none of that prestige though.
>>143993646>Renault saw almost none of that prestigebecause their marketing department was too retarded to claim red bull as works team. when Williams and Renault were works teams in the 90s, 50% of their marketing mentioned this. with Red Bull, they slapped some Infiniti stickers on there after a few years and used vettee for the marketing of one SUV
>>143993596Are you sure about that?
>>143993637Funny thing with Renault engines is nobody actually knows how bad they are as they run only one team, IIRC some rumors say the are 20 HP down on others, not that much if you believe Honda's numbers where everybody are well over 1000 HP.
>>143993688Every circuit is Monaco without walls if you squint hard enough
>>143993612Better get into mech/electrical/combuston engineering quickly, you never know when the lottery ticket wins big, mate.
>>143993688what an awful way to arrange a list
>>143993688>muh waterslop randomizing the strategies
>>143993722Kek, brilliant.
>>143993743oh never mind I should learn to read
>>143993737>tfw in medical school
>>143993646Renault barely advertised (at least here) that they were an engine manufacturer let alone winning shit.
>>143993816Could be worse, myth goes Merc's turbo engineer had no engineering degree or experience but had climbed to Mt. Everest - twice.Though people also say Hamilton is the undisputed GOAT.
>>143993843>climb Everest twice>build a turbo that everyone says was bad at high altitudeswhat did he mean by this?
>ANT gets Merc rocketship for 2025 and runs away with WDC while exposing Russell and rest of the grid bar Verstappen completely>teams start poachig drivers straight from FRECA as modern driver coaching can make anyone look solid and the risk of missing the generational superstar is just too much to take>Dallara, Mecachrome & obscure billionaires who poach all the money from F2/F3 paydrivers go bustNo matter how hard I look, there's no reasonable alternative timelines.
>>143993880Maybe he knew something about high altitude horrors which come if you summon the [REDACTED] that we mere mortals didn't.
>newey climbs everest>'I see no air up here'>it hasn't helped him go up faster
>>143993942Is that why when Red Bull was the 3rd fastest car, they were always so good in Mexico?Because Newey made the high altitude horrors his bitch?
Why does Alex Daddario keep attending races?
>>143994115The result of her getting repeatedly creampied by her much older husband means she will likely be prevented from visiting any races in the near future as she'll have to tend to her new spawn.
>>143994137She should take them to the races and inspire them to be future F1 drivers
le cute yellow dog
>>143994486he uses linux?
>>143994506he pees everywhere
>>143994618That's a yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1_qp8nYO8
>>143990448Time over Target. He probably thinks we're Dutch Air Force pilots preparing for a flypast of the Zandvoort track just ahead of the race tomorrow. I can only summize that anon is delusional.
>>143994618Just like average linux user
>>143993991newey is pure shit, bro
>pajeet schizoleaf is literally here 24/7
>>143994701ToT is 1300, you will drop two MK82's over the main straight, minimum altitude is 25 angels to avoid manpads, do you understand Luitenant-kolonet?
which driver is most likely to enjoy a tuna melt
>read the newey is shit bro post for the 100th time>think about how rory byrne has been a 'consultant' for every ferrari f1 since 2012rorychads...
>>143994909Max eats Kelly's tuna melt every night
>>143994909sarge, the sick fuckstarkist with kraft too
>>143994892>not posting the orange f16
>>143994981RIP
y'all
>>143994953fishtappen would never participate in cannibalism
>>143994981I want to see max's Falcon equipped with exocet missiles
Just watched qualifying>poopisKWABAMX p1 by the first turn?
>>143995090
>>143994981it's ded :(
>>143995084Fish frequently engage in cannibalism>>143994981>>143994999>>143995227What happened to it? Somebody went GAANing?
Had a dream I was at some fancy F1-related soiree and saw Pinkham there. In the dream, I felt so unbearably smitten with her I couldn't imagine living without her in my life. All that butterflies-in-the-stomach stuff x10. I need her to breathe basically. So I was following her around the venue throughout the evening like a puppy and trying to chat her up awkwardly but she just sort of politely and nicely shoot me down everytime. And every time she did that, I grew more and more obsessed and desperate because even being told off meant she spoke to me and I loved that. Eventually she just locked herself on the balcony and when I saw that she was chatting and laughing with some middle-aged looking chad there, I fell to my knees and started crying. Then I woke up.
>>143995196almost sinking a us warship doesnt sound gay to me
>>143995236>What happened to it?budget or whatever
Are they expecting rain for the race tomorrow?
>>143995362
>>143995379the yellow rain from sophia's pussy
Rosanna Tennant
>>143995379Lots of folks here use this website. Look up where Zandvoort is and slide the bar:https://www.buienradar.nl/nederland/neerslag/buienradar/24uursEnjoy this quintessential Dutch experience.
>>143995325lucky it was just almost, going all the way and actually doing it would've been super gay
>>143994892>manpadsthis is such a silly word and I can't believe military men came up with it
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o42a6HsLxKc
>>143995461I miss LottieTalksF1
>>143995438>this is such a silly wordthat how you know it was military menfuckers were sniffling a laugh the whole time
muy lindo bearman~
>>143995549I don't speak Mexican, can you translate for me?
>>143995398vore queen
>>143995570roughly, "Ollie Bearman is a cum-addicted twink"
Ollie
>>143995627Why do you know the word soiree? Are you VPN fagging or did you study in the civilized world? How many F1 pilots do you reckon know this word?
Remember people thinking that Mick was getting that Alpeenis seat?
>>143995850Me and the other 3 miggers aren't giving up hope, now the vilhelms seat is ours.
>>143995850I remember thinking he's gonna get the ferrari seat after they boot sainz or leclerc an heros himself
>>143995850How long before he comes out as a homogay?
>>143995850Don't worry that williams seat is his
>>143995850I wouldn't mind honestlyWilhelms is much more funny though, because you cannot lose in that scenario, either Migg does well or we're gonna see a lot of wrecked Williams cars
>>143996098Why wouldn't they put Kimi in it for a merc discount?
SOPHIA FLÖRSCH
>mig wins the WDC in williams, a team that micheal has fought against all his career kino or what?
>>143997154going from 0 points to winning the wdc in 9 races would be pretty kino no matter who did it desu
>>143991829>also underrated in the WEC championship is lanceNot really, it's just that Checo, Ricciardo and Hamilton are big outliers, they get all the KWABpoints
>>143995850Briatore manages Jack Doohan so Migg's chance was gone the moment Flavio took over at Alpiss.
>Migg
Meanwhile in turnleft.
>>143997570Fedexbros...
What’s your most unpopular prediction for tomorrow?
>>143997691lando wins
>For many years Ecclestone was rumoured to have been involved in the Great Train Robbery (1963). In a 2014 interview Ecclestone claimed that this rumour arose from his acquaintance with robber Roy James, the getaway driver who was an amateur racing driver. James later produced the silver trophy given to Formula One promoters.
>>143997704dotd
>>143997570EVERY FUCKING TIMEi cba to watch it but every time i dont something funny happens
>>143997741SVG's car just had its engine blow up and caught on fire as well.
>>143997799thank me for the entertainmenti started watching too but i just dont want racing at this hour on a saturday
>>143997851take that attitude to sweedens relenting general
>>143997956no fuck you dont run your vanilla coke with 2 scoops of ben and jerrys 4000 on a saturdayi just got off work yesterday im not relaxed yet
>>143993140Does the Ferrari Steering Wheel play Outrun?
>>143992898Pipo Moteurs/Gibson F1 engine when?
gimi antonelli is 18 years of age as of today
>>143998119
>>143993384So what happens if two shitters get fired mid season? Do go to playoffs? Golden crash?
>>143998260The first one to get fired wins.If two are fired before the same trace or during the summer break, we take the one who was ahead on the WEC.
>>143993646IMO, even during the first VWL era, Renault didn't have the best engine per se, but the apparently lower cooling requirements made it a better fit for Newey's aero magic. Red Bull were usually on the lower end of the speed traps compared to the Merc and Ferrari powered teams.
>>143998307*same raceMistyped
seriously if i ever get rich i would hire all of /f1/ to help me run an f1 engine manufacturer
>>143998762and the name of it would be...?
what's the point anyways? we go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" when the drivers we dislike get fucked, and we celebrate when drivers we support win.and regardless of what happens they'll go to their 5-star hotels and have orgies with 20 japanese cuties, hop on their private jets and go home to their mansionswhile we argue on /sp/ trying to cheer on other men's achievements (or should i say luck)i like cars and f1 but what's the point if you're not there driving?
>>143998784Relentless Performance
how long will norris be able to hold onto P1?
>>143998784Soul Caliper
>>143998845youre just depressed
>>143999001How long does it take to reach turn 1?
>>143999001Last digit already confirms the corner he will loose it in
>>143998845Hags are not Cuties
logibear needs to be abandoned in central park
>>143993384i thought it was more of a tie, so honorary #1 place finish for any driver that gets dropped mid season. you cant just let shitters off the hook like that
what time are the femoids on tomorrow
>>1440004632 races one in 3 hours one in 5 hours
>>144000524do i stay up for the first one question
>>143999130Wow
>>144000524I won't get off work until around 9. What are the chances of a rain delay?
>>143993230Hulk
>femoid races at 1:30 and 4lolshant stay up
>>144001007This. The reason De Vries was WEC champ was because he was massively hyped going into the season, only to get sacked halfway through. Sarge has always been a pay driver and so no-one had any expectations for him.
so lando world champion?
OHHHH!!!
roughly 2 bongs until womancrash, right?
>>144001541harlot proclaiming her lust in the middle of the race
>>144001423>mental fatigue choke master WDCin your dreams
Most powerful race
what we watching till race start?for me its https://youtu.be/VOi7SIjJvaI?feature=shared
>>144001768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAZl8Vp9u2I
>>144001554>crashed car>car isn't repaired in time>does some kind of fucked up rain shaman voodoo shit to delay race until the next day
>>144001835Bruh she's beautiful
>>144001872Nothing in the rules says she's not allowed to summon rain to the racetrack
block her in my chambers and pin her down for some lovinfosse until i bustamante no pulling out
>>144002505doesn't sound like a very nobels thing to do
>>144002505you balding and overweight
why is everyone sleeping?!
Eurocucks are sleeping.
SEAbros own this board !
>>144001892She's fucking ugly.
>>143996098Even if its true he only racing for 1/4 of Seasons lmaoooooooo
I have to admit, in recent years I have developed a love for manga and anime...
>>144002759No she ain't
>>144002777time get euthanized
>>144002769If he beats albono once he will have his seat secured for 2026(or 2025 if someone else shit the bed
>>144002796What is the difference between: She ain't ugly.She isn't ugly.Are both ways correct?I'm still learning English, be patience Pacquiao.
>>144002849ain't is slang/informal
>>144002849"ain't" is just southern slang for isn't.
>>144002759>>144002817cope retard
>>144002881AWOOGA
>>144002849>PacquiaoBRUH HOW DID YOU KNOW?
thank god im gay
>>144002895i told him
>>144002878>>144002879Thank you, bros. :)>>144002895I have contacts.
>>143990108>Max Verstappen niet een polewat is je punt?
2 bingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhlDLpBLi8
>>144002777Thats because Westerntards releasing any kind of shit with DEIcrap nowdays. Anime is peak form of entertainment right now.
CUN CUN CUN
dun dun dun (late)
>>144003023Wait Race 1 is cancelled yesterday ?
>>144002879>>144002943"ain't" ain't from southern us, it's from londonearliest recorded use is 1706
>>144001698Block, Nobels, Marti barely trying and still mogging.
>>144003096Bruh you literally look like herWhy are you so self-hating?
>>144003072fire of my loins
Sex with bustamante
Just watched Micheal jewmacher crash into the wall nose first into Silverstone, does he die?
>>144001698Why are they hiding Chambers at the back while the other non-whites are proudly displayed at the front
>>144003124ch*nese
>>144001698block ain't mogging shit, she looks almost as much like a trap as are abbi
https://x.com/i/status/1827040948234186951
>>144003141meant for >>144003096
>>144003115Until the room stinks
In every race last driver should be impregnated by me.
>>144002881where's jk rowling calling for this ladyboy to be gender tested
zzzZZZzZzZZZZzzzZzzz..........
>>144003197>>144003175she's at least 3 orders of magnitude of standard deviation above your social class, monkey
>>14400322410/10 on Finland
hello yes where is the crashing
>>144003207do pozfags evolve into simps or is it the other way around
>>144003224if she looked at you for 2 seconds you would go home feeling like a winner.
Test
>>144003250good morning
yeah look the women's race is fuckin boring
>>144003267You need to fap at the same time
>Pepe Jeans
>>144003294cope retard
scintillating repartee, as ever
still more exciting than a f1 race
>>144003267Don't see any difference between this and f1 (both boring as fuck 90% of the time
>>144003319you are angry, no matter, your country still has ugly women.
>>144003190but sargeant does not have a uterus
They have to race again in less than 2 hours
those were literal papers to simulate crowds lmaooooooooooooooooooo
>>144003344lol, mad
>abbi pulling.. pulling inahahhah who says women can't be funny
>>144001698Nob is mogging these harlots so hard jesus
Thats a dollar champagne
>nerea marti, 22, is married
>>144001698>kubica to ferrariafter 14 years,finally
>>144003428Career ending pregnancy soon?
>>144003501Why would her career end when she gets pregnant?
I like the FKino3 calendar this year one more circuit and its a 4 horse race 2 Italians vs 2 Brits. Isaac Hadjar will probably win FKino so no need to watch that anymore
>>144003428I know, she's my wife
>busted monkey simps ITTchat, is this real?
Racing while big tummy pregnant
>>144003501Can you even drive road cars while pregnant? She'll defo have to take a break from FAcademy for sure if that'll happen
>>144003507>She can't fit in the cockpit>Bobs dribbling with milk during the race>Baby brain, forgets which track she's at and does a Latifu/Suzuka>Torn vagene with stitches means she can't wash it, race suit too smelly
>>144003584baby breech red flagbirthing stop
>>144003603I've seen pregnant women here drive pickup trucks and in manual transmission tooWill their baby be ok?
>>144003651Lucky marshals They'll be able to experience on-track birthing
DHL fastest delivery award
>>144003673It's not delivery
>>144003734Is this good Pizza?
>>144003771Probably not
>>144003652>Will their baby be ok?No they'll be flipmonkeys
Why are they rigging f1academy for pulling?
>>144003771it's good for a cheap frozen pizza (not good)
>>144003577being pozzed in the head is no joke
>>144003771Anything that isnt from Branchinelli's in Long Island or Dominos isn't good pizza. Branch have like 3 or 4 pizza places in NYC. Arguably the best pizza in America
Can McLaren win the constructors?Will max be the first driver to win two WDCs in a car that didn't win the constructors?
>>144003652No, but mostly because their parents are the type to own a pickup
>>144003945I hope Max wins every remaining race so that lando can’t
>>144003945The globohomos are sabotaging Ruslel on purpose so that Max doesn't win the WDC in a car that finished third in the WCC
>>144003945>Can McLaren win the constructors?Easily>>144003945>Will max be the first driver to win two WDCs in a car that didn't win the constructors?No, his father in law Nelson Piquet holds that record. Though Max could match it this year.
McLaren winning constructors would be kino tbfBe fun to see that name as a championship winning outfit again while also Goblando gets cucked out of being a driver's champion lmao
>>143990784outperformed how? were over halfway and pinocchio is behind hamilton on points, just like last year
Norris WDC 2024 confirmedFraudStappen era is overFraudStappen exposedFraudStappen no skill or talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFxc0e7LXU
how many bings til ladycrash pt.2?their website is filled with a bunch of globohomo mumbojumbo and no actual information about the fucking RACE
>>144004161:)
>>1440041618ish
Yesterday, prequali
>>144004161Damn their website really is designed like shit, at first glance it looks like a copy of the F1/2/3 site but when I clicked on the event it looked like there wasn't even a race 2 scheduled.
dundundun>>144004193did he dieded?
>>144004193>bikesexuals
>>144004200no, he's fine
Dorian Pan?
SIKTH MENTIONED
nina is so smug
>>144004213oh thank goodness
>AND HERE'S SUSIE WOLFF>SHE PUT THIS TOGETHER>THIS IS ALL THANKS TO HER>SHE'S DONE SO MUCH WORK>THANKS TO HER ALL THE F1 TEAMS ARE SPONSORING ALL THESE TEAMS>...AND ALL THOSE OTHER BIG BRANDS CAME TO SPONSOR TEAMS LIKE AMEX>ISN'T SHE GREATevery single time
>2 stalls>someone bouncing through the gravel in the first couple turnsnow that's more like it
>>144004193kwab
>nobels train
>you can only do two seasons of F1 AcademySo where the fuck are they going to get replacements once 3/4th of their grid will be gone next year?
>>144004321>>144004291SOPHIA, TAKE MY SOUL
>>144004304they're doing WHAT?
CAM ON NOB
>>144004279I watch from lights out to before the celebrity chequered flag. Muting any female voices or male self-deprecating humor to try make the women spots seem more enlightening. As Pinocchio says: there ain't no *globohomo* strings on me.
>soulgiversdo they really???
o-oh
>>144004193
>>144004325They'll bribe some of the F2 shitters to slice their cocks off.
>>144004325They've got that covered.
>>144004356That's what he said.
miggers... we fucking wonhttps://x.com/SkySportsF1/status/1827630223120101682
Yesterday I was making an argument during quali that Mick isn't any worse than Albon after which the news broke that he might race in the Williams in Italy.
>>144004356>having only one female targetunbased
So much neck breathing
>>144004389>>144004390We're so fucking back.
nobles :(
lol just lol
>>144004380ah so that's what speed trap means
>>144004376TOT
>>144004425Come on man.. I know you're better than this
No era penal?
>10s for the wildcard shitterlmao
justice
Inshallah!
>>144004432>I know you're better than thiswrong
Pizza or Fried Rice for watching upcoming Vrooms ?
>>144004468kfc
>>144004380Is she really Dutch?
>>144004468Pizza
Someone gonna bake?
>>144004468fried rice pizza
Just turned it on , why isn't Pulling winning ? Did she have a bad quali?
>>144004432you're right, they are kind of ugly
>>144004523Post-nut clarity?
Goooooooooood morning efone
>Puck Moonen
WAVE MY FLAG SWEETIE
>I be pullingPulling what? What are you pulling?
>pocket rockethehe
Is she going to slow down this time?
That's the shoddiest flag-waving I've ever witnessed in my life, worse than Christina Aguilera even.
Why didn't they do the 17th lap?
>page 1it's ogre...
>>144004590>>144004590>>144004590
CATFIGHT>CATFIGHTCATFIGHT>CATFIGHTCATFIGHT>CATFIGHTCATFIGHT>CATFIGHTCATFIGHT>CATFIGHT
Is THAT really Ruth?
>>144004193The Netherlands is full of amatures and lack any sens of professionalism.Hope he is badly injured and needs to be put down.
New intro?
