>Week Zero#10 POOSU v. Georgia Tech (Dublin, Ireland)Southern Methodist v. Nevada (Reno, NV)Hawaii v. Delaware State* (Honolulu, HI)>Week OneColorado v. North Dakota State (Boulder, CO)#14 Clemson v. #1 Georgia (Athens, GA)#8 Penn State v. West Virginia (Morgantown, WV)#7 Notre Dame v. #20 Texas A&M (College Station, TX)#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>143991224
they didnt listen again
The GOATs
it's a huge day for college football
is that Devin Gardner that keeps pausing during the middle of his commentary?
My Bunnies :)
>>143992808>42 years oldcollege coaching ages you fast
who is florida state gonna sue for today's loss
Let's hope there's no seething furries
>>143992843>2 completions and 4 intslol good lord
>>143992854its the sun
I never heard of Tarleton State University before in my life.
>>143992487Goes great with some music. https://streamable.com/7s89a2
The state of FS1's commentary tech.
>commentators think we cant hear themsomeone is about to say a slur and get fired
I'm the only person at the bar watching cfb :(
>Can anybody hear me?!lol wtf is going on at fs1?
who'd win?
fs1 fs1 are you okayare you okay fs1
>>143992918is that not the same animal just in different genders?
>>143992911im an alcoholic so bars aren't wise and i like drunk driving
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>143992927ones a cat and ones a dog
>>143992911we all drink here
IS MY MICROPHONE ON?????? HELLO!!!??
>>14399291820 on the dog
>>143992918Depends on the area, in the southeast bobcats probably win against coyotes but farther north coyotes tend to be a bit stockier
>>143992942what the fuck
I mentioned this months ago and will mention againGeorgia Tech has quietly been building a solid program the last several years. They are severely underrated. There's a decent chance they can win out the ACC this year
>>143992918Bobcats are willy little fuckers. One bite on the neck and it's fucking over.
>>143992935Based Tiger bot
>>143992944I felt like a retard when I asked them to turn on the fucking new mexico game
My reffies are coming out firing in new mexico
So what's the 5th conference that's gonna receive the automatic bid?
>>143992843lol
>>143992985ivy
what happens in new mexico? its one of those states you never hear anything about
>>143992993drugs
For me it's the UW-Whitewater Warhawks
>>143992993mexicans and drugs
>>143992993its udder dogshit aside from its national forests like every town is a complete shithole
>>143992993north new mexico has nice scenery, taos is pretty cool
>>143992993Meth and Mexicans
>>143992993it's classified
Um FSU bros? What the FUCK is this?!
>florida taint semenholesmy sides!
>>143992993they pee on rival football fields
>>143992993breaking bad
college kickers have been god tier so far today
>>143993015I saw a UFO while driving through New Mexico on a road trip
>>143992993It + Texas and Louisiana make for the best 3 state area for food in the entire country, those chiles are no jokeOtherwise it’s just fucking hot and boring
The Aer Lingus classic has already had an effect on the sport. Just like that, Northern England added an FCS team
lol vegas just stole everyone's with that Montana State -14
>>143993051kek
>i can STILL get plus odds on new mexico rnIM GONNA BE RICH
>>143993058I don't understand betting what does montana st -14 mean?
>>143992966That's too optimistic but I do think their coach will be on the shortlist for coach of the year
>>143993058unm opened +9.5 and i took them at +10.5 +13.5 and small play on the mlline was dumb as fuck from opened and public just kept betting itbest case these teams are even
>>143993084it means Montana St was favored to beat New Mexico by 14 points
These refs love throwing flaga
>>143993104TIME FOR JACK TO LET 'ER RIP
>>143993084Minus means you're favored by that many points, plus means you're an underdog by that many points. -14 (favored by 14) means Montana State has to win by at least 15 to cover. 14 would be a push. Likewise, +14 means you cover if you win or if you lose by less than 14 points.
>>143993100Why they don't just us + like Montana will win by +14. Makes more sense to me unless I'm on planet R
>>143993051/lifelong/ NORF
>>143993084Bookies say MT State will win by a margin of at least 14 points over their opponent.Then you can bet on that specific prediction.
>>143993084ESPN always lists the age of consent of the state the home team is in so that tourists don't accidentally break the law
so I see FS1 has decided to stick with their god awful scorebug
>>143992808Any idea who the number 1 really is this season?
So these are the mighty Bobcats of Montana State
If only more people knew how true this was.
>>143993124If it's a push at 14 why do they make some lines with a .5. Like -14.5 would be the same. Idk it's all so confusing. I'm literally too stupid to gamble I guess.
>>143993117fucking artillery arm get this soldier in a back judge position
threw it right at the receiver that was already laying on the turf
>>143992808>if this game was played last year: FSU’s season is basically over, they get clowned on for this game for the rest of the year>now: game means practically nothing, FSU still has AT LEAST one more freebie loss before it has to worry about being knocked out of the CFPSo fucking soulless. I hate this shit already.
>>143993165what if i just make money every season from actually following the sport/transfers/recruiting/watching the games?
>>143993181they dont have a chance at anything
>>143993169Having the line be fractional ensures that pushes won't happen
>check live line >New Mexico +1Can someone explain this shit
We are so back, Lobros
>>143993237doesnt make any sense at all
>>143993169-14.5 and -14 are not the same. -14.5 means you cannot push. -14 means a push is possible. On a push you get your bet back so this does matter. Half points exist to make pushes impossible. Idk why some lines have them and some don't.
>cum backerl-lewd
>>143993237nobody cares so theres no data for the ai to predict on
>>143993237the algorithms cant watch the game and see that the fcs team is outmatched everywhere. it can only read stats and predict with math
>>143993197>they dont have a chance at anythingThey do. ACC play is very open this season.
Well boys I'm preparing a slideshow for my University President on why we should press for UConn to be added to the Big XII. Anything else I should include?>Historical Ties>Geographical Location>Increased Level of Competition>Monetary Effects>Academic Cooperationt. go to a Big XII school and have met with him before, once in a formal meeting during COVID to bring something to his attention and multiple times after that
>>143993169This logic is applied on the Over/Under
>>143993181>last season FSU won every game>season was still over and meant nothing>durr it's only bad now
>>143993266i dont want uconn in the big 12
>>143993268>barely scraped by the shitters on their schedule and then lost their most important playerThat was a truly extraordinary situation, not a good argument
>>143993266scary logo rapedog
>>143993260Money came in on Montana State all week long. The line opened Montana State -9.5.
How the fuck is Vegas this wrong
im actually going to make 5 figures on new mexico
>bobcats
>>143993262ClemsonMiamiNotre Damecoin toss memphis and florida toongmi
>>143993194How would following and consuming that content as a passive observer make you money?
>>143993329What was he thinking at that moment
>>143993318Vegas is never wrong
>>143993266Tell him it's funny how KU fans seethe at the possibility of no longer having the most basketball titles in the conference
>>143992993Nothing
MY Elon Phoenix make ya seethe
>>143993341teams with better players win games basiclly FSU GT game FSU lost 4 OL to the NFL (and 5 other players). GT returned the entire OL and kept pretty much the entire defense. FSU lost 2 top WRs and replaced them with players that couldn't sniff the field at other schools. +10.5 on neutral field versus DJ was a good bet.UNM did well in the portal with all FBS players from mid to upper level schools while having a good coach. Montana State is a good FCS team but is made up of almost all FCS players. They lost a ton to the portal and replaced those with lower talent.Pretty much just following the talent and seeing if the betting lines matchup to what my preception of that talent is.
>>143993388I want Elon Musk to just give them $2 billion on a whim to let them get every 5 star in the country
nice td catch
>New Mexico was a 14-point underdog to an FCS team
No matter, my Lobos : ) will DESTROY these bobcats
based dean
I took an alt spread at nm +14.5I am gonna make it after ugaylo proved himself a shitter and norvell a trash gamecaller
>>143993526Are fcs teams not allowed to use helemets?
>>143993469they are an awful team to be fair even if they win this i doubt they get to 3 wins on the season
>>143993526I don't really associate either of those states with technology of any kind
>>143993540headset communication is for women and queers
You think FSU is just dooky?Or is all the money shifting gonna cause a lot of upsets and changeups?
>>143993526
>>143993544Nm vs FSU(w/backup kicker) who wins?
>>143993416Lines win games, this has been proven time and time again. The patriots won because they developed the second and third team offensive line just as hard as the starters so it was the textbook definition of next man up. Good lines win games.
>>143993558FSU drops 50 on them>>143993566good lines = talent
Yes I've a shaky hand and yes the compression is a bit shit, but here's the winning field goal from the perspective of yours truly.
>>143993590nice
>>143993526COME IN BOBCATS. BOBCATS?! BOOOOOOBCAAAAATSSS!!!
The lobo logo is way too scary-looking considering the current state of lobo football. They should make him cute and fluffy
>>143993552New Mexico is the birthplace of the nuke
Do they keep calling that player "Taco Dollar"?
>>143993540FBS just allowed helmet radios this season. It took so long because of pushback from poorfag schools that didn't want to pay for it, so I'm sure FCS teams don't have it for the same reasons.
How are FSU fans handling their season derailing loss?
>>143993638then they'd look like UConn or some other dog schoolhow about a stately-looking wolf? something sophisticated?>why do all these animals have to be pissed off looking?
>>143993590Cool
>>143993669We wuz robbed!
lobos are falling apart
maybe ga tech is just a good program
>>143993639The only New Mexicans involved were the janitors
>>143993669the whole campus is already drunk and on stand by for police lock down
>>143993621Bobcats here. Message received. Delivery incoming.
Two wide open receivers.
new mexico sisters...
Uh Lobos bros
Montana st is gonna cover -14 arent they
+13 bros I don't feel so good...
>>143993669blaming the committee
>>143993669first-year students have all transferred
>>143993669it's all kirk herbstreit's fault!
>>143993331Anyone can win the ACC at this point but FSU losing to Memphis will derail this season.
they called it the 2 minute warning on this broadcast
>>143992918dogs are long distance runners, cats are short distance
2 minute warning is so stupidteams that mismanage their timeouts should be punished for it
>Georgia Tech won outright >Montana State is gonna cover and maybe win Beer money for this semester already covered.
LOBOS BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Hello, how DO you do!?I love the off brand announcers
Bamboozled
>>143993717>>143993706
FCSisters...
So if I want to vet SMU to win what would I need the score to be to win?
Alright /cfb/. Give me >your team>your mickey d's lunch order
Awooooo
>>143993848i took them at -26 but anything under -27.5 is a good bet. they can name their score versus this nevada team.
>>143993852>Georgia>Two double cheeseburgers (not McDoubles, because they skimp on the cheese) and a medium fry
>>143993819It's not for that. They added it so everyone knows when certain sub-2 minute clock rules go into effect and so TV knows exactly when they'll get their last commercial break of the half.
And we are back
>>143993848at least 4 TDs for the spread
>>143993852>Temple>Hot n Spicy McChicken with cheese and pickles and a small Dr. Pepper
this play by play guy is so much better than the florida st game
>>143993873need to see more of their thicc latina cheerleaders
I’ve been at six flags all day, any new memes or crowd qts/slampigs?
>>143993852>tcu>10 piece nuggies and fries, simple as
>>143993865>>143993882That seems like a lot to win by. Think I'll sit this one out. Maybe I'll make my first ever bet week 1.
>>143993852AuburnWhatever is on sale in the app
>>143993852>A&M>Same order as the Georgia anon
Why won’t these bovada Jews let me live bet the lobos
You know fsu can still win the acc and make the playoff right
>>143993331>fsu gonna go 6-6oh my lol
>>143993911they aren't gonna cover, Rhett doesn't run up the score
>>143993911SMU was just behind OU on offense last year and returns everyone. Just how bad Nevada is cannot be understated. SMU will most likley cover the spread by halftime. Only worry (its not much of one) is they are going to run a 75/25 split at QB.
>>143993936memed on
>>143993932They are getting a new QB?
>>143993852
>>143993901Devin Gardner is actually pretty good in the booth
>>143993936Unbelievably based
Do you think any players vape in the locker room at half time
>>143993951>spending 80$ at McDonald’s
>>143993951>regulatory response fee>delivery fee>service fee>tax>tipI know that's a classic bait picture but I still cannot believe people actually do that on a regular basis
The B1G not having divisions is soulless. Absolutely sloptastic
>>143993943First 3 weeks are just guesses. Always has been
>>143993852USC2 McDoubles, large fry, 10-piece and a coke
>>143993951That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person, I'd say
>>143993904the fsu vs georgia tech game was good but nothing particularly memeworthy happened
>>143993852>bama$5 Meal Deal>sml fry>mcchiken (put a hot mustard on the mcchicky)>4 mcnuggies$1 lrg fry coupon w/ any purchaseTotal: $6.50Pretty sure I'm costing McDonalds money.
>>143993917>implying Oil shot back up, >we are making >our own chicky nuggy.
>>143993981>tfw no leaders>tfw no legends
>>143993951The fuck is a regulatory response fee
>>143993985for sureits not like you can see the rosters before week 3 and know anything about the quality of the team.imgine if you could follow the transfer portals and research the players before 3 weeks into the season. just luck im going to make money today
What happens to the Pac-12 copyright when Oregon State joins the MAC and Washington State joins the SEC?
My Lobos :)
>>143994015It’s been cheaper to make your own chicken nuggets for years, anon.
>>143994024a fee in response to new regulations.t. knower
>Get crushed by Georgia to ruin your perfect season >Get humiliated by Tech in Dublin Absolutely grim
>>143993914>Went from BOBO Doubles>To Buy one get one for $.29>To 30% off 1(one) doubleThe moment the mcchicken hits $2.50 around here is the moment I delete the app and never go again
>>143993852>ND>Double chee, Spicy McChicken, medium fry and a Coke Zero
>>143992993Green chilies
Should I do some cocaine?
>0 turnovers>1 penalty>just flat outplayed by a team that will have a losing record by eos
>>143994091should i get drunk (my liver hurts)
>>143994068they should have spent the offseason practicing football instead of suing ESPN and shit, maybe then they would have wonalso laughable that they picked DJ out of the portal. iirc he gauged interest at several other schools and they told him no thanks lmao
>>143994040....he doesn't know the line already does this
>>143994091Yes.
>>143994050>does he know?
>>143993469>New Mexico was once considered to join the Big XII
>>143994117they really thought this would be damaging and not make him cooler
How do we solve the College Football Conference crisis that is currently destroying the sport we love?
>>143994117>endorses Trump>immediate hit piece comes outI hate the media
>>143994104Apparently lines aren't efficient enough. Baseball was enough to get me down for now, but the unm/state line was awful and I bet it up to +14 3 times. Also had GT spread. Maybe it's luck
>>143994135Really?
>>143994146get rid of em
>>143994163back in the 90s
>>143994146Dance Contest
>Spend all morning booing Herbstreit>Lose to the Yellow JacketsGeorgia Tech is just better. PERIOD
>>143994180What made them consider New Mexico of all things
What does cocaine feel like
>>143994189he's a complete faggot but he's earned the right to be smug as fuck for the next week
>>143994197Speed and a nosebleed.
>>143994146SEC becomes its own elite league.Every year the bottom half gets put on the chopping block, and shitty programs like Clemson and FSU can fight to steal a spot.
>>1439941971st line lots of dopamine feel good then you chase that all night and feel worse and worseonly decent is when you drink a lot then do it
>>143994197like you had an orgasm 30 seconds ago
>>143994197>>143994213And the absolute worst case of whiskey dick your side of the Mississippi.
>>143994196geography
>>143994197Salty coin bags milked with milk
>>143994196probably because of their basketball program. they were frequently in the playoffs tournament during the 90s
>>143994197ODing because the dumb Pablo or Tyrone who packaged your coke accidentally contaminated it with fent
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>143994197Makes you hyper.Lets you drink more.If you do too much you get overconfident and overexcited.Really not that fun.Just lets you punish yourself harder so the hangover is worse.
So is DJ KWABOTY or is still Tony?
>>143994254fent strips cost $2 but if you are in the US the coke you are getting is shit 99% of the time anyways and not worth it
>>143994268$2 fent strips will never sus out the 5 grains of fentyanyl hiding in there like the Taliban
>>143992808>wigger coach>reject recycled brown QBOMG how did we lose?!?
What is the incentive for a drug dealer lacing his drugs with fentanyl why would you want to kill your customer base?
>>143994315endless amount of customers
>>143994254Feels good being at least 20 years older than all you losers and having the same hookups from 20 years ago. Ask me about the lab on campus making LSD.
>>143994315*contaminate, because they're retarded dope dealers
>>143994315Tacos are retarded. News at 11
>>143994151We really need to start charging those fucks with treason and hang them
>>143994315Drug dealers are retards who don't clean their scales
>>143994315Addiction.
>>143994186B1G Ten Football in the house tonightMy Reffies just have a good time (yeah)And SEC gon' make you lose your mind (woo)ACC just have a Bud Light™ (clap)G5 is in the house tonightFSU won't make the playoffs this time (I can feel it, baby)And we jus' wanna see you lose (Coach Prime)We just wanna see youShake dat
>another fumble tdkek
>>143994348It's already addictive
2 SCOOPS2 SCORES
my 20 benadryls and I care not for your fancy "real" drugs on /cfb/ opening day
looks like a fumble. ball slips out of his hand before he can throw it
>>143994315its cheap and very powerfulless volume of drugs you have to move aroundsprinkle a little on some shit product and it hits hardpeople get addicted
WE ARE NOT ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
>>143994395Big ten isn’t playing tonight, faggot.
My body is not ready lads
the montana state fighting foombles
Imagine being scared of coke
I thought New Mexico was supposed to get BTFO?
another perfect call. lets fucking go, refbros
My drug of choice? I'm a drukbro.
>double-digit underdogs winning both games todaySMUbros...
>>143994476You thought incorrectDog beats cat
>>143994078Do they still make the spicy McChicken? Haven't been in ages.
these commercials are making me want fuckin mcdonalds
>>143994476that was just retards betting them all week and the book moving the line to get money on the other side
>>143994477Glad the season is starting off strong for the Venmo transactions. That was filthy.
>>143994497nevada could be worse than montanta statethey are awful and lost a ton of players to other schoolstruely a dreadful team
>>143993852Double QP meal and a McChicken
>>143994504They just brought it back, I’m Midwest tho
>>143994480Goyjuice
>>143994497Hawaii sweating
>>143994480Most people left are the same, based on discussion occurring.
FSU has lost more games this season than every other school combined
I like beans in my chilli
>>143994549This was debunked
>>143994530>I’m Midwest thoHell yeah me too. Might make a run tonight.
>>143994557what kind of psycho is eating chili without beans
>>143994570texas
>>143994570people who are correct
the absolute florida STATE
>>143994497smu will be fine
>>143994586Some of them aren’t so bad
So what's the FLORIDA MAN headline tomorrow morning?
>>143994586how many days were they there before?its not a long flight
New Mexico has Hatch chilies and fake blue meth, but does Montana have anything notable culinary?
>>143994586BREAKING: Georgia Tech is located in Ireland
>>143994586>muh jet lagGame kicked off at noon eastern time
>>143994605its white people so probably not and nonthing seasoned well enough to be of note
>>143994605fried bison cock
>>143994586lol cmon, its not like they got to ireland on friday
shit spot but w/e
>>143994586Pussies couldn't handle 63 degree weather either
oops, did i do that?
>>143994586THE UNSEELIE FAE WERE AGAINST US would be a more legitimate and believable cope than this
>>143994638Jet Lag affects People of Color differently than white people.
That was one of the more blatant reffie jobs this season. Yanked the chains a little forward like I wouldn’t notice.
>>143994586clearly florida state needs to sue the entire country of ireland RIGHT NOW
>>143994605Tater tot casserole is both affordable and delicious for families struggling in this republican lead economy
montana sisters...
>>143994655me on the right
>>143994601best post of the season
>>143994663there is no way montanoids genuinely try to claim hot dish as their own
>>143994573Yes. They probably use beans in Austin, but most likely because they’ve had theirs surgically removed.
>>143994660what are you gonna do about it?
isnt montana supposed to be good?
>>143994696no
>fsu gets a team of transfers>they suck>New Mexico gets a team of transfers>they are good
>>143994601Week 0 and we already got this season's most based post
>>143994696at the FCS level? yesat FBS? no - the gap is too big
>>143994677Whoa whoa whoa, we're all midwesterners in Tim Walz America #daddy
Lobos to the playoffs, baybee
>>143994663Wasn’t aware having a democrat president and democrat senate meant the economy is controlled by republicans.
>>143994719He's shitposting, retard
>>143994716PMWAC-2 in the ploffs
>>143994696they are good for an fcs team
>>143994714nice
>>143994677a caserole is a caserole you freak
post boobcats
do we have those reddit AP poll voter charts yet?I really want to know who the 1 person is that put Colorado at 25
yall keep talking about "good for FCS"keep talkingwait until THE SDSU comes for your team
>>143994727As am I. This your first /cfb/? These are drunk hours.
>quick intern play the breaking bad b-reel
>the Netflix series, Breaking Bad
>>143994773>joke's on them I was pretending to be retarded
I smell
why did he awkwardly shill some random horse racing Netflix series afterward
wind is shaking the camera lmao
>wind about to kill all the spectators
WIND KINO
I'm in albuquerque rn it's windy
>>143994567Just checked my local menu, it appears they took it away from us again. Fucking corpos, sorry bro
>swirling wind storm hits the stadium>crazy train starts playing over the loud speakers
>activate the wind machine, reffies
team that cant passed cursed with windits over
>>143994835have you ever heard of breaking bad
Maybe I'm getting old, but New Mexico's balloon festival and chili festival both seem fun. I'd go if I had a qt gf to join me.
Love me some new mexikino
>>143994835Did you ever went to Walter whites house?
refs activated the wind magnets
>>143994835Same. It picked up out of nowhere.
>>143994835it’s like the movie Twister!
>FSPOO
my yellow jackets :)
>>143994877We don't get tornados here, luckily.
>>143993852That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>143993266It’s probably a good move for basketball. Their football team fucking sucks.
>>143994842>>143994860
>>143994859Not him but I did. The owners are sick of that shit lel.
>>143994807I ain’t pretending. I’m mad about Montana State being shitters.
>>143994696Not state yeahI think with the size of their stadium + fan interest they could def be a candidate for expansion, MWC is a perfect fit
>>143994904why not just sell it for a ton of cash?
>>143994922NEVERMIND AHHHH HAHAHA
>>143994904can really blame them, apparently randos were just constantly in their yard/driveway
>>143994902
Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are only good because they're coated in MSGDon't believe her college football advertisement lies
>>143994904>>143994938They put up the fence because of ledditors throwing pizza on their roof
>>143994835How's the fried chicken and meth?
>>143994979>could sell it for 1 million or more over listing>stay and get annoyed by people everyday
>>143994979>unlimited free pizza>get upset
>>143994974/ck/ worships MSG now. That’s how you know glowniggers are on 4chan, MSG is made with fermented corn syrup. It’s goyslop, but they’ve managed to convert an entire board to eat the corn syrup and call it umami.
>>143994904Why the fuck would you even still live here? I’d buy it and rake it enough from AirBnb in like 3-6 months to break even
>>143994998>buy this house for a $1,000,000 over fair market value and constantly be inconvenienced.retard
lmao that was underthrown. no need to committ PI
>>143995023Apparently they built the house themselves and decided it's too sentimental to sell.
>>143995033Most DBs are retards who can't learn to turn their heads and not spazz out
>>143995029surely rich people dont buy dumb shit for the novelty of itpost mahomo bought a $2 million magic card
what a dumbfuck
>>143995029Some idiot fan would pay that much and wouldn't care about the problems that come with owning it
so how can "catchable" be in the pass interference rule but that still counts as pass interference?
>penalty for kicking the football
>>143995042No racism on blue boards, please
>>143995019It’s usually made from fermented corn but not the fucking syrup schizo
>>143995019>troon headcannon
number zero>>143995052There are much worse examples you can give than that
>>143995072>>143995073>t. golem zogbots Keep eating the fermented corn syrup and calling it umami. I’ll eat wholesome White Man food and call it savory.
>>143995092lemme guess kimchi is bad for you too
>>143995040so those traffic cones they put up to keep autismos from throwing pizza and crazy sticks on the roof are sentimental too? at some point you just gotta let go. The money they could make they could build a way bigger house they could use for generations
>>143995072Same poisonous garbage
Nice stop!
>windy kickers
>>143995105Most packaged and imported kimchi is bad for you. Make it yourself without the chemical powder, but you’re probably like the rest of /ck/ and can’t actually cook anything so you rely on chemical and prepacked shit to survive.
>college kickers in charge of wind
lmfao thank you wind
>kickers of collegiate affiliation
>>143995092I bet you call your lapsed prescriptions goyslop too retard. MSG is inherently made from several natural things like seaweed and fucking tomatoes. It’s just cheap to make it and granulate it through corn or cane
>>143995141kimchi is hard to make bettter than store bought
>>143995152*inherently containssorry your retardedness is apparently contagious
>>143995141lemme guess kombucha is bad for you
man I wish the pickem week 1 included the FSU game from todayI woulda gotten that right for an ez 10 points, I knew that was gonna happen the moment I found out that dj pineapple was their QB
you have to go for it
>uhhhh he gotta drive the ball down the field with long passesmy negro there is a windstorm
damn that was some shitty playcalling
>>143993852MTSU Quarter pounder with cheese, large fries, no drink because soda's bad for you
>>143995152>>143995157Chembrained, goyslop golems. Keep eating chemicals. Not my problem. You probably buy sausages with söy in them. Wouldn’t surprise me. Keep drinking the corn syrup, keep eating the sòy, keep eating the fermented corn syrup. Just know that your bitch tits aren’t just fat, it’s because you’re a meat puppet bitch for zog. Deal with it.
>>143995183still time to get in that? wanna dab on you dorksif so hit me with a link please
it was over as soon as he pumpfaked
>>143995195>söybeaner or 3rd worlder that can't afford anything but cabbage soup and beans
>>143995195I make my own sausages, with MSG :)
>>143995198yeah, it doesnt start until week 1. here you go anon: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdark
Directional Alabama-Directional Missouri State finna be good?
>>143995198https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpassword is PAC12afterdarkit says the limit is 5 entries, but only make 1 or you're a giant FAGGOT. Week 1 picks start locking at kickoff
>>143995231thanks
lol lobos cmon
uh oh stinky
>montana state doing designed QB runs with 5 minutes leftso this is the power of FCS teams
>>143994979>>143994938Real question is why you’d let your house be used for a television show if you were interested in peace and quiet.
Fucking lobos
AYO YTBOI GOT WHEELS?
HES FUCKING GONE
>>143994696Montana Grizzlies? Yes.Montana State Bobcats? ...no.
>>143995303also a fair point bc it's apparently been the same owners the entire time
nice sideline t-shirt
lobos 3 and out incomingit's over
>>143994762BASED
>>143993266Major lucrative rivalries (Kansas vs Connecticut basketball, Civil COnFLict, etc.)
THIS DOES NOT FOOKEN SLIP
>>143994155Anon I do know what I'm talking about. That's global, I then picked meme picked in an attempt to win #1 global for /sp/
>>143995222i bet you stuff a mean sausage, big boy
>>143995387Damn when did they start making whites that can run like that?
UNM is trying really hard to lose this game
It's over Lobros...
Anything good tonight after this game?
bro
YES
>>143995415late night hawaii kino starting at midnight
>>143995426against who?
>>143995415Unprotected sex with trailer park girls from Lima ohio
MWC+PAC-2 bros, is this really the best we can do?
Stinky lobo
>>143995430who cares
>>143995426>jetlagged hbcu retards vs bottom 10 FBS teamPrepare for football ineptitude kino
>>143995430insert fcs team here, I don't rememberit's still worth watching bc hawaii is still fucking playing on a high school practice field lmao
>>143995430THE delaware state university hornets
>>143995415smu vs nevada is on after this game but i dunno how good of a game it will actually be
You now remember Kasabian
>>143995436Sounds like a partyhope you find a clean oneremember: doodle pad girls are indicative of bad choices and poor impulse control, probably have had an abortion, and an STD
>>143995436I don't want my dick to fall off thank you very much.>>143995458Oh I will watch that now.
fucking mexicans fucking my +525 ML bettrump save us
it's lobover...
They are gonna blow it kek
>>143995478how much did you drop?
>>143995462yes, a band
-14 bros how we feeling?
>>143995497+14.5 bros. We win again!
UH OH SHTINKY
Fucking lobos are worthless
OH BABY
the absolute state
>>143995462yeah, their song Club Foot was pretty good
>better triple team this one dudethe absolute state of mexico jr
>>143995401I’ll give you somethin to grind and case up alright
>already getting overtime kinobased
its fucking happening
oh no no no no no
NEW MEMEXICO YOU BLEW IT
ahahaha kino
WHAT A CATCH
What a disgusting loss
NEW KEKSICO
One of these schools is in the same subdivision as the University of Alabama.
Montana State with the comeback win!
NEW MEXICO LOBOS WOLFP-ACK!
OH NO NO NO
That was like 85 yard drive lol never a doubt MonST bros
>new keksico
FUCK YES
>state is mostly known for being the home a fictional meth cook
My wolfpack : (
We are so fucking back pnw bros.
Big Sky > Mountain WestThere I said it.
they should just let brian urlacher play for us again
>No Sexico
Imagine paying a FCS team to come to your stadium on week 0, aired on national tv with no other games on, to shit the bed and lose. Its gonna be a nice flight back to Billings
Let's fuckin gooooo!
both the games today have been good
BALLGAMEYOU SUCK LOBOS
>>143995641he could probably get a really nice NIL deal
>>143995645That's a good view. Not BYU great, but still a solid view
>black QBs
>Lobos
>AYO COACH WATCH THIS
>Denarius McGeegreat name
Wtf was that?
>New Mexico blew a 31-14 lead
How do you blow a 17 point lead at home to a fcs team
>>143995668the qb looks ok unfortunately he has to play football for the university of new mexico
>>143995678>4OT>24-22Auburn defense putting in the work
IT WAS 31-14
Why was that giant ape yelling at the white montana st player?
>doubting vegas
>surrendering 21 unanswered points to lose to an FCS team
Is it apesqueak season yet?
>>143995643God just imagine going in as Chad white men and raping mexishits on live TV in front of a national audience and flying back home sleeping comfy in your cabin in a valley with 10 white children.
These games have ever increasing spreads. First was 10, this was 14, next is 28, last is 39. First two games were good, we'll see about the next two
lobos sissies...
>>143995693by being new mexico
GT +10.5SMU -26New Mexico +10.5 Hawaii -38.5Nevada u15.5 TTits not too late to make more money
>>143995708Montana State is clearly the better team by a wide margin, they made some costly mistakes that made the game close
>>143995713lmao
>143995714Mental illness
I'm actually ready for schools like SDSU, Montana State, and other relatively west FCS schools to populate the Pac 12
>>143995729New Mexico made a TON of costly mistakes that kept Montana State in
>>143995723Gambling is illegal here still :((
>>143995708vegas had it -14 for montana state i made money on +10.5 on open and +14
>>143995735Will only accept this if San Diego State goes too so we can have a yearly SDSUbowl
>>143995693the wind
>>143995743where do you live? close to borders? you can drive across and bet
Do they euthanize lobos
They're playing our song
>on WisconsinWait what?
>>143995755>San Diego state vs South Dakota StateKino. Also>NDSU wins 9 FCS titles>No FBS invites>Sam Houston wins 1(One) FCS title>Immediately goes to the FBSkek
lol at the rerun game fs1 is airing
someone bake new please
Ol' Bronco must really regret leaving BYU
>>143995839>>143992808
>>143995821That was a brutal game. Literally nobody had the ability ton get separation
Just shut down >our football program, we dont deserve one
>>143995821remember when penn state went like 0/17 on third down against osu or was that the michigan game I can't even remember, both of those games were almost identical
>>143995767Not close enough, I should just go to the injun casino sometime before work.
>>143995869Gonna be great watching 10-2 Penn State finally sneak into the playoff only to get wiped out by the 12 seed App State
How much money did you guys lose on the lobos
>>143995876injun casino states dont allow sportsbetting and if they did the odds would be shit
>>143995882the way their schedule is they might even slurp their way to 11-1osu is the only guaranteed L
>>143995890they covered
>>143995928They'll throw one away to Purdue.
y-you guys just saw the cool North Alabama 2pt conversion, right?
>>143995947Why did they pick these two FCS slurpers for National tv?
>>143995943more likely wisconsin or USCpurdue is gonna be fuckin dead by the time Penn State gets them, they play oregon and OSU right before
>>143995989to fuck over SMU, I swear the media hates >us
>>143996007Purdue is up to the challenge. They have to ruin SOMEONE'S season, right?
Isn't Alabama A&M the school that had a white QB and all the anti-crackers got mad?
>the only game left is on fucking CBSSNRETARDS
Just got back from dinner. Did New Mexishit really blow a 31-14 lead to an FCS team?
>>143996050turn on ESPN right now bro
I hate how most of the FCS conferences actually have it right and their conferences are regional and built on historic rivalries rather than cash for TV rights
fine, ill do it. new:>>143996071>>143996071>>143996071
>>143996033they haven't done that since 2021 if you are low IQ enough to actually believe Iowa was good that yearthey're kinda just pure putrid shit now. They didn't even give OSU a challenge last year, and that team was struggling with fucking everybody
>>143995195>Keep eating chemicalsEveryone eats chemicals anon. You eat chemicals
