Green Flag is scheduled for 7:53 pm on NBC
>>143995314ALRIGHT BOYS LETS GO RACING, I made some ribs earlier, about to run and get a couple beers, it's time to boogity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WlBBVPMJo
Fatal wreck roll
Is Joey Logano never not smiling?That man is Mr. Sunshine.
i am beyond drunk
Cam an Willy B bros, sweep both Daytona races this year
official flip into the fence fatal roll
>>143995373I fucking hope so
jimmie johnson is so hot
>>143995407>tfw completely forgot Byron won the Daytona 500 this yearjesus christ what a forgettable race
>>143995386SAME
>this chinless faggot
Roll for who causes the BIG JUAN
Tonight's the night! Corey LaJoie is getting win number 1 here at Daytona!
rolling single car wreck on lap 1
WOAAAAAOW! I hope ROSS CHASTAIN wins with a heckin WATERMELON WALL RIDE!! I love wholesome heckin chungus Trackhouse!!!! Go SVG!!!!
>>143995452So is this Justin Haley, or Ty Gibbs by Price Is Right rules?
>>143995452Classic Cindric
Austin Dillon's revenge tour begins tonight
I'm going to laugh so fucking hard if Autism memes himself into the win
>>143995386Good to be back frens. It's been a while.
>>143995468A wall ride win seems incredibly unlikely at Daytona. Sorry anon.
>>143995468Fuck back to r*dditalso /qa/ lost tranny
let me go ahead and be honest with you guys i dont care much for the blacks or the jews
tonight is the night wood bros. bros
How do you think Chase made it up to Ryan after last week?
>this video package It’s not the last race before the memeoffs jfc
>>143995512Understandable
SHR's last chance?
>>143995442>tfw he wrecked ross at the endI didnt forget
the down syndrome king himself will win today
Crazy that 37 of the cars qualified within 1 second of each other
I'm happy as long as Hamlel and Bubba wreck.
>>143995417Buescher bros…
McDowell winning would be sweet.
>Yota rigging to get Bubbles the win>Chevy rigging to get Ross the win>Ford rigging to get MacDowell the win
>>143995640McDowell will win by sheer force of will
>>143995587It would be more impressive if it was the grandfather clock
I do not appreciate Liegh Diffey.
WHERE’S DIFFEY
Wait, did Rick get shitcanned?
Based flippers.
>>143995683He still does the xfinity series but based diffey is doing the cup series
I can't believe I have to wait until February until Jamie Little's clammy hands, wrinkled chest, and luscious scent invades my television screen.
I'd be fine with a Chastain, Buescher, McDowell win honestly. I'll even throw Kyle Busch a bone and wouldn't even be mad if he sneaks into the playoffs. Just as long as Hamlin and Bubba have wrecked race cars tongiht
>>143995683He was on the xfinity broadcast last night, so demoted I guess?
>>143995683Rick will be attending Xfinity til his contract runs out, since he is going to amazon tnt per rumorsDiffey is taking over cupHildebrand and Bell are on Indycar Booth
nascar nascar nascar hey
>>143995314new frogs just dropped. Who is the biggest faggot in NASCAR and why is it Ty Gibbs?
I like nascar bros
I was about to switch from peacock to halal, but the dude on commentary said they were going to show every green flag lap. Does that mean they're going commercial free?
I'm too depressed for this tonight...
>>143995763chase elliott is 1000x gayer than Ty, hate that faggot
>>143995785stop being a faggot and join us anon
>>143995782It’ll be side by side most likely
>>143995703BASED
I dodged the COOF for 4 years and finally caught it this past week. My giga immune system took care of me, just got fatigued with a sore throat and nasal congestion. Finally getting over it in time for the race. Still not vaxxed btw
>>143995701It's amazing that she didn't bog herself. Aging gracefully so far
>>143995782every *green* flag lap. Any time there's a caution they will still cut away
>>143995737Damn, well at least if the rumor is true I'll get to hear more of my two favorite phrases in NASCAR next year.
>>143995782does anyone have the new abu halal links? my shit broke 2 months ago
>>143995787Aw man, as NAPA bro, I'm sad to hear that.
>>143995785Remember we are blessed, let's shake and bake.
It's mostly empty seats for now.
>>143995789
Insanely based prayer
>>143995815adtvdotae
>>143995785Bro, let the hum of those v8's wash your pain away
>>143995832It could be worse. You could be brazilian. Man the fuck up.
>double file fuel saving 2 seconds off the pace all nightfun
>>143995825
>>143995815https://pastebin.com/WzZUpayj
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Based Nigga and BASED Prayers
>>143995830>move Daytona race to a miserable time to be in Florida>No holiday to make it worth it eitherNo surprise they can't sell out the night race
LETS GO RACING!!!!!
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>143995861>that hairlineTerrible genes.
>>143995785Damn, bro. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm pretty blue too. I just got fired and I am almost completely alone in life. It might be pretty sad, but we still have our /turnleft/ and motor/sp/orts frens. We are here for you and you should really stick around and watch the race with us. I can even make a frog of your favorite driver, if you want.
Chase Briscoe looks like Dale Gribble from KOTH.
NBC will show every green flag lap tonight from Daytona only using side-by-side commercials.
would you go bowling at the glen anon
>>143995851>It could be worse. You could be brazilian. Man the fuck up.kekjust so much kek
Me, a retard, placed a $15 on Cory LaJoie's broke stinky ass to win this race.
What does it mean if the Reagan car wins?
I’m a consoomer bros>bought Zone nicotine pouches because kfb is sponsored by them and it’s the closest thing we’ll get to tobacco sponsorship >drink Coca Cola because it’s a sponsor of the cup series
We got a carrier deck at work that will crab walk. That shit comes in handy in a tight space
I hope Ross and Lajoie kill each other and it rains blood and bone on the Floridians
>>143995934Communism dies forever
>>143995918And commercials up the ass during CAWSHUNS
>>143995766Shit's kino, bro.
>>143995938this but the entirety of spire espcially hocevar
>Reaganwhat is /turnleft/'s opniion of him? I imagine gun bros aren't very fond of him
>>143995926Keep the faith. He's doing it tonight
>gentlemendrivers>start your engines
>>143995935I buy Mission tortillas anytime I need tortillas because they sponsor racing in general. Zone's are the worst nic patches imo. Rouge is so much better than those or Zyn.
>>143995952idk, I wasn't even alive then
>>143995935This faggot is shilling TWW so hard that blizzard probably gave him a dildo with the name Ion Hazzikotas up his ass
You too, can live forever just like The King on a mayo pepper sandwich, coffee, cigar and goody's headache powder diet
>>143995935I'll have Coke zero every now and then
>>143995918More of the race will be side-by-side than full screen.
>>143995967Zyn burns the fuck outta my mouth with the 6 mg pouches, zone doesn’t burn with 9 t. Have a 9 mg zone pouch in and it doesn’t burn
>>143995981What kind of mayo and what kind of pepper?
Is this shit really starting at 8pm?
These ten drivers made the inaugural Chase for the Cup in 2004. Say something nice about them.
>All these shitty wrap jobsWhatever happened to cool paint schemes
Anyone know why 88 was chosen over 97 for svgs car? Is it legacy building, throwbacks(888)or Is it harder to buy a number from nascar that hasn't been used for a while?
>>143995999>checkedI just hate the taste of Zone. The ones I have tried have a medicinal taste to them. Like cough syrup or something.
>>143996004Duke's and McCormick
Why do they keep playing nigger music on NASCAR broadcasts? it doesnt fit at all.
>>143996038He drove the 97 in Australia
>>143996004The cheapest of each.
>>143996048Because it's on NBC and the probability of a black youth watching is much higher than USA.
>>143996048For Bubba
>>143996038
>>143995952He's a proto Trump. That is to say, conservatives project whatever they want on to him. That isn't to say he was all bad, but he wasn't what people make of him either. >Republicans are globalist driving the speed limit. It'd be kinda kino to see that car win tonight though.
MRN radio feed if anyone wants to listen:https://www.mrn.com/live-audio-popup/
>>143996081>Porsche going around the turn backwards
Who's this British guy
>>143996115Diffey
>>143996115Leigh is Australian and he’s based beyond belief t. Sports car racing enjoyer
why are jimmie's eyes are made of obsidian
>>143996151
All of that backstretch asphalt looks like shit.
Kryle bros... I got a good feeling tonights our night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg
vroom
>>143996151He sold his soul to the devil in order to get all those championships. Now the devil took over his body.
>>143995967>buy Mission tortillas anytime I need tortillas because they sponsor racing in general.Same, but after the first time I bought Mission tortillas I dont buy any others because they are legit fucking excellent.
>>143996170Autism will push him to the front but wreck him accidentally
>>143996175BASEDBOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY
>>143995581put some on cody top 20, i remember they mentioned it as a sneaky bet on letarte's podcast
>>143996064the paper towel is my favorite part of this pic
They really need to flatten down Daytona, good lord. Speed bumps everywhere.
HERE WE GO BOYS CRANK IT UP LETS GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WRECK THEM ALL
>>143996175Aeroynamically based
>>143996175BASED!
>>143996175Ok, based
O/U on how many WHOAAAAAAAAAs we'll get tonight?
NBC has better audio this week.
>>143996133>Leigh is Australian and he’s based beyond belief Correct >t. Sports car racing enjoyerNigga, I love Diff, but for sports cars John Hindhaugh is the undisputed king. Can you imagine if the combined forces?
McDowell is known as a road course guy, but that mother fucker is always flying on super speedways.
>3 wide alreadyyup we're wrecking tonight
>>143996239they also uncvcked the international stream camera
>>143996175what a based thing to say
>>143996232That depends on how homicidal Ricky is feeling tonight
For me, it's delicious Kings Hawaiian rolls
>>143996175turbo based
>>143996193i wish that the prayers were actually taken seriously instead of becoming a platform to make some insanley unfunny talladega night jokes, or comments on your SMOKIN' HOT WIFE... They're becoming a joke instead of being a real and sincere desire for divine protection
>>143996175WHOOOAAAH BASED
Ford boys we are FUCKING EATING at the moment.
SUAREZ UP 7 POSITIONS PEOPLE GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO PURO PINCHE DANIEL SUAREZ
Roll for what lap bread causes the big juan
>>143996275
Big Juan incoming
3 wide boogity boogies is so good
>>143996267Holy shit!!!! THIS is why I watch NASCAR! this is bonkers!
This broadcast team is a fever dream
I for one fucking love draft tracks.
logano has decent car to push but doesn't seem to work very well leading a line
Berry is gonna cause an accident
>>143996326Yep, same though. So squirrely
>>143996326100% either Bread, Wrecky or Berry causes the big juan
>peacock goes to commercialI switch to Abu Dabi
Juan before the end of stage 1.
Mandark still in 38th place, grim
Berry is driving like a wildman
for me, it is anybody other than hendricks
>SVG 37th
Berry is like literally on the edge of being in control and being out of control of his car, jesus christ dude
>>143996418He just needs time. Like Degan.
>>143996418prob not a bad strategy right now. Let the Juan happen and pick up like 11 spots doing nothing. It's not like he's a lap down.
These niggas 3 wide for 20 laps. Daytona is such a great track.
Cody Ware has cracked the top 30.
>Retzlaff in this raceGeekbros!
>>143996404>>143996421He must REALLY like his car tonight because holy fuck
Fake 3 will win again.
>>143996418channeling the spirit of Dale Jarrett's strategy at plate tracks. Worthy of the 88
>joey throwing blocks already
>McLeod backNice, he racing for Beard?
>>143996471no, his own entry, mandark is with beard
>TSN lost the NBC commentary feedNeat
THESE BOYS ARE RUNNIN WEEWWWW
What would it look like if everyone posting in here right now grabbed a car and went out on Daytona for 100 laps. How many deaths? How many people would be able to do all 100 laps? How many pit crew members would die?
>>143996471His own team (Live Fast). Retzlaff is in the Beard car
>>143996496Billions
>>143996490>it's backFuck I had to post about it
>>14399649675% of anons would be too scared to run wide open, the ones that did would crash
>>143996496I have over 9000 hours experience in NR2003. I'd survive and my car would be clean at the end
>>143996457Channeling the spirit of joonya during his final years
So this is where I have to come to get my Diffey fix now...?
>>143995785Hey, bro. Are you still ITT? I care about you, /turnleft/ fren. We are a rare breed.
>>143996521If you have me 100 laps at Daytona in one of these cars, there is no chance I'm not trying at some point to go wide open. If I die, I die.
>>143996496I could do it
>>143996496I would kill for the opportunity alone
>>143996525Yeah, IDK if he's doing IMSA and motocross still.
allah stream buffering a lot for anyone else?
>>143996496I've won like 3 races in iRacing Carburetor Cup at Daytona. I can handle it
>>143996496Motherfucker I used to run NASCAR Racing on MS-DOS in simulation mode at like eight years old.
>>143995806>1 positive COVID test I had basically zero symptoms. I got COVID and treated it with Dr. Pepper, chicken tendies and canned soup. I like to think I was a super spreader because I also never wore a mask.
God i hope all the fords explode soon
>>143996564If you can make it here, it's not that expensivehttps://www.nascarracingexperience.com/
>>143996594based
>>143996586Me too. With a steering wheel that clamped on the desk. I used to put on a an old motorcycle helmet of my dads when playing too.
The 12 looks like a throwback scheme
>>143996594you absolute sociopath. I love you fellow covid19 spreader
>inb4 denny puts bubba in the wall
josh berry is giving me anxiety
>>143996607They MIGHT let you get up to 135 MPH. MIGHT if you do exactly what they say.
>>143996621pretty sure it was inspired by rusty's paint scheme
>>143996586>>143996617>[Skid Row intensifies]
>>143996607I heard the cars are speed cucked and the certificate thing they give you saying how fast you were going is nowhere near your real speed
>>143996621You mean the one that started as a Rusty Wallace throwback, but was so well recieved Advance just made it their regular scheme?
>>143996633My dad did it, he got up to 165
>>143996646There's a video on youtube of some guy who calculates the time around and had him doing 130 and they said he did 160. You're not allowed to bring a video camera but he had those glasses that have a camera in them.
>>143996573No, but I'm on Abu Dhabi's site.
Someone punt that Faggot on the 23 on the wall
>>143996633160 at my local track
>>143996661You can do it with a watch tachymeter, it's a known distance around
>>143996646My dad is a pretty experienced car guy, the car is cucked but he said he got up to 165 and it was fun. They obviously can't let people run wide open, it would be suicide.
Berry wanted it more than the others.
>>143996687I thought this was America! If I want to pay a company to die in a fiery race car crash I ought to be able to do it. These fucking liberals ruin everything
>>143996702He's driving like Dale Earnhardt on crack lmao, based
>>143996702He's gonna be in the wall in Stage 2.
>>143996705They'd have to charge a $150,000 deposit on the car.
>>143996687>>143996661I mean yeah, for the experience alone it would be cool but I personally would not go. Getting that taste of what the real thing is like would make me even more depressed about the fact I'm a wage cuck and not a race car driver.
fordsisters eating good so far
>>143996714The other drivers gave him the stage 1 to avoid a crash.
>>143996610>>143996624Somebody has to weed out the weak among us. I like to imagine that I had constantly had COVID and it did nothing to me the whole time.
>>143996705For real. I will take my chances. If I came down with an illness and the doc told me I didn't have long, there is no doubt I would go do it if they let me run it wide open for like 50 laps. I'd pay thousands.
Berry is absolutely wrecking the field at this point. Maybe not now but with 10 to go in stage 3 I guarantee you. Dude is BARELY in control of his car
>>143996728Sell tickets to it, it would be more entertaining than watching these daddy's money pretty boys rub each other's clits for 200 laps
>>143996734FirstOrwRrecked atDaytona
What is eero sponsor on Berry's car?
GET THE FUCKIN FARSTINGSURE
>>143996768Some wifi company
>>143996767
>swarezwhat?
>>143996768a wireless router brand
Amigos...
Whoa what the heck
Suarez got barbacoa'd
wow that's a hot tamale
Fuel cell combustion?
hot tamale
>Ay caramba, that's one hot tamale!
WELL DONE
Holy shit, the car melted.
>Gen 7 car goes one race without problems challenge
DIOS MIO LA FLAMA
time to swap into the secondary car. every driver should get 2-3 cars just in case of an incident.
How the fuck does that even happen?
The lengths Coke will go to to put their sponsorship of this race on TV even more.
Why is Saurez not driving the fucking Hencho en Mexico Coca cola car?
yo tf happened?!
jeff burton once again whining like the giant pussy that he is
>>143996841 Putting Coke Zero in the fuel.
>>143996548I think they are wide open for most of the lap.
????What the fuck I come back from a piss break and Suarez is on fire??
>>143996838They should be allowed to hide on pit road and carjack someone else at the next stopObviously an unfair advantage for Bubba but that's what NASCAR wants anyway
>>143996841probably a leak on the hose between the fuel pickup and the tank, fuel touched something hot and it ignited
>>143996864bubba's rotund ass aint gonna steal nothin from noonerajah is the one to look out for...
The amount of people that just said >hot tamale proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.All of you try and impress each other with these witty argument responses, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>143996841He dropped the cigarette lighter.
>>143996635>Skid RowFuggin BASED!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C3nycoZ-zzw&pp=ygUIU2tpZCByb3c%3D
>>143996892It's just mikeyposting anon it's not that deep
>It was denny who lit the damn thingFaggot
>>143996892>92Kwab
Denny's playing some fucking 4D chess with that one.
>Denny did itCheatin'yotas
Those damn cheatin' yoders just setting cars on fire now.
Attempted murder by Denny.
Fuckin Hamlin is an arsonist
looney toons tier accident
>James Dennis Hamlin commits a hate crime
Hamlin confirmed madman arsonist
>Hamlin sabotaged Suarez
That was a wild sequence of events
Denny tossed his lit Kool out the window looked like.
Wow having a refueling system that dumps a bunch of fuel on the ground around hot race cars is perhaps not the best idea, whomst could have believed it.
i fucking love anytime they interview suarezi love hearing him talk, hes so awesome
bring back the catch can
Suarez is the mexican version of Ward Burton
Nice, so Denny just basically took out the car in front of his pit stall, meaning he has a clear exit from his box at all times now.uh-huh... not suspicious at all..... suuuuuure...
>>143996896https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyAC2UshXAc
>>143996945He sounds like the leader of all the Mexican gangs in old Western movies
"Fish Yeah!" gotta be one of the laziest taglines of all time from Long John Silver. They just said fuck it on that one.
>>143996942Not my problem.
>>143996635>>143996896Sebastian Bach as based AF
Gimmie is making me sleeby, desu.
>>143996957I love it.I will never not love it.
>riddle me this
Bubba bout to fuck up having to do all that blocking.
>middle lane still sucks
>>143996997I need that t-shirt lol
This race is flying by
>>143997032They're not at 1/3 distance and the last 10 laps will take an hour if we're lucky.
>>143997011gimmie is in commentary?
>>143997032No cautions for cause yet.
>>143997029It's literally on Ebay, right now.https://www.ebay.com/itm/156351791375?chn=ps&var=457423426172&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1PAXko5ExRqaczvD-GQJ5JA39&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=457423426172_156351791375&targetid=2320093655185&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9013459&poi=&campaignid=21222258394&mkgroupid=164713660992&rlsatarget=pla-2320093655185&abcId=9408285&merchantid=5340778524&gad_source=4
>>143997045He's in the 'cock pit-box
>>143996990Did they mention if the fire melted any of Denny's car? Cause it looked like the fire was hitting his front end also.
>>143997051They are saving them for the end. Unironically.
>>143997063Him failing post race inspection for a melted splitter would be hilarious.
Any vids of the Dennis/Suarez fire incident? Was out and missed it.
SOMEOEN PLEASE PUNT THE FAGGOT ON THE 23 ON THE WALL!
>>143996990>>143997087wtf this? I step out for 2 minutes and miss a fire?
PROSPER
Bubb is throwing some good blocks... unfortunately.
>>143997105He'll slip up and cause a big Juan at some point.
>>143997087>>143997101Make it 3 of us. I went to get beer during the stage break.
>>143997087Can't make a webm atm, but here. https://x.com/NASCARonNBC/status/1827505865550709152
Just ate some m&ms
>>143997146fucking based
ESS VEE GEE
ESS VEE GEE is 8th!
what the fuck is this
>>143997139wtf that's crazy. how the fuck does that even happen?
SVG moving on up! Where my kiwi and aussie anons at?!
>>143997146Noice. Peanut or regular?
BIG JUAN
JUAN
I don't give a fuck about this goofy personal story bullshit show the fucking race.
THERE IT IS
Wtf even happened lol
Jesus Christ...
CRAZY JUAN
JUAN ALERT
WEEWOOWEWWOOOWEEEW
MASSIVE JUAN
bit smokey over there
Goddammit LaJoie.
TRACKHOUSEBROS I AIN'T FEELING SO GOOD
>SVG escapes>both RWR cars escapemy kinda wreck
>>143997209LA JOIE HAPPENED
Regan assassination attempt. I hope Jodie Foster was watching.
Ass stain and Gragson
>>143997233you can't script this for television
What a lame ass juan that basically took out the entire field. Fuck. race ruined
>>143997139I can make webms
Lajoie you shitter
of course that retard lajoie caused it
Has kyle larson ever finished a restrictor plate race without crashing?
Lajoie is a terrorist
>>143996444as I was saying...
>>143997247This was Corey Lajoie's Fault this timeAnd it fucked gragson and ross hard that talentless hack
>YOUR NEXT TRACKHOUSE CHAMPION EVERYBODYYOUR NEXT TRACKHOUSE CHAMPION EVERYBODY>YOUR NEXT TRACKHOUSE CHAMPION EVERYBODYYOUR NEXT TRACKHOUSE CHAMPION EVERYBODY>YOUR NEXT TRACKHOUSE CHAMPION EVERYBODYYOUR NEXT TRACKHOUSE CHAMPION EVERYBODY
Family Dollar car on fire? Call that a Fire Sale.
>>143997259did it though?
what are you eating while you watch the race. picked up pic related from mcdonalds for me and my wife
>>143997266What the hell was that?
Definitely Chastain's fault. 1 eyed faggot
>>143997294I smoked some ribs earlier, eating those and drinking a few beers
>>143997294>all those fucking fees
>DENNIS ALLEL HAMLEL
>>143997294>what are you eating while you watch the race.Gin and tonic wit lime.
>>143997294did you try eating less you fucking fatass? maybe make some food at home?? Americans are so retarded
>>143997294Damn son. Yall hungry?
>>143997266Thanks anon
>>143997266What exactly did Denny think he was going to achieve by driving over someone else's air hose and parking behind them when he had infinite room to back up.
>>143997273He's so cursed. Remember he flipped into the catchfence in his first Daytona race
>>143997320Worked
>>143997294My wife made Mahi Mahi and air fried zucchini
>>143997294I subsist on beer cigarettes and coffee
>>143997266Thanks
>>143997314>all those fucking feesBeing a lazy fat fuck ain't cheap.
SVG is nextTrackhouse is dying tonight
>>143997294No anime sauce? With 30 days of Crunchyroll?
Hamlel wrecked. Just a few more yoters to wreck and this race will have a decent winner.
Sad to see truex get caught up in the Juan at his last race at his home track
>>143997294Nothing, I had a frozen pizza earlier. I was going to go buy snacks but I fucked up and bruised my face too much, and I'm already overbudget for the month already.
>>143997301
>>143997320it's a meme image berger bro.
>>143997294
>>143997335how about intermittent fasting, ever heard of it? lets try it out for tonight you glob
>>143997294That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say
>>143997337Liquor, fish and cigarettes. https://youtu.be/xxMXKQrb1-E?si=AfBSuLxQXHd2lonT
>>143997377Thanks Motion Picture Robert!
GET READY FOR SOME CHAOS PEOPLE::::https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1827510015147569484
who else is rooting for the 6 and 22
>>143997266that violates the laws of physics
>>143997376True fact about Americans: They think that a growling stomach is a cliche made up for TVs and movies because they never stop eating for long enough that their stomachs can make noises.Now, everybody drink four Coke Zeros.
>>143997398someone EMP all of Xfinity's signal
>>143997399Right here king
Fuckin Lajoie. Glad he's fucked.
>>143997399Got any nudes of that chick on the right?
>>143997294A bag of ice and some cigarettes
>>143997398>more engineers per car than ever before>teams can't estimate fuel milage without internet
>>143997432No she's actually a spinal surgeon now
>>143997436Math is hard. And sometimes racist.
Ross Only hope right now is booger crashing
>>143997435>Bailey's Cigarettes: $5.00>Cigarettes $7.00
>>143997363> fucked up and bruised my face too much,nigga, what?
>>143997398They get x miles per gallon, and the track is 2.5 miles It’s not rocket appliances boys peach and cake
>21 wasn't collected in the chaos for once...is it happening?
goofy t20
>>143997442She can work on my cock's spine
Chess hates it for his guys. I hope they'll be alright
Logano runnin' STRONG BOY
Wouldn't mind a in box shot of Kim Burton's feet right about now.
>>143997435Literally, what more do you need?
>>143997463Bailey's cigarettes are presmoked
>>143997294I just had some cookies 'n cream ice cream.
>>143997320this dood seething, boiling, streams coming from his crossed eyes bc he's FAT and GAY. go eat some schnitzel and cram some brats u faggy fat boy
SVG 8th
WOAHESSVEEGEE
>>143997486>Be Gase>Qualify last (except the guy who got sent back)>Be cruising the apron losing about 10 seconds a lap>But spin right happened>Gain 23 positions.Tortoise beating the hare with an axe handle.
>>143997498Add 2 sausage biscuits. Throw em a $20 and you're set
>>143997435Lemme get a cheeseburger and sausage and biscuitsAlso lemme get a coffee and cigarettes
>>143997435Yeah lemmme get uhhhh 2 orders of biscuit and gravy and a pack of cigs and a pepsi
LETS GO VAN WOW IM SO PROUD
MCLEOD 13TH
SOMEONE CRASH THE FAGGOT ON THE 23!
>>143997465I screwed up shaving, and that made me mad at myself, so I gave myself a black eye. Can't go out in public like that.
>>143997560Based retard
>>143997533>>143997534I don't smoke, but I miss growing up and my grandparents taking me to breakfast diners and smelling the cig smoke and coffee, and the biscuits and gravy
>>143997569Cigarettes and coffee is the unironic breakfast of champions
>>143997560Are you sometimes Tyler Durden?
>>143997569Americas gone downhill since they banned smoking indoors
>>143997569bro one smell that still sticks with me was the coffee smell I'd wake up to when I was staying with my grandmas. Fuck. Used to wake up early on Saturdays and watch Muppet Babies. I'm so old.
>>143997560
>>143997560>I screwed up shaving, and that made me mad at myself, so I gave myself a black eye. Can't go out in public like that.Uh, relatable, but over vidya (had to quit)Sucks to hate yourself so much. I hope you learn to manage. Life is fucking hard, bro.
each lap at tona feels like jerking off
>>143997627Uh, it's pretty kino, but you're a weirdo.
is that a fucking beef a roo car?
WHOA!
>WOOOOOOOAH
WHHHOOAOOOAOAOAooaooaoaoaOOAOAoaosoao
Everytime I shave with an electric shaver it just feels like it’s ripping the hair out of my face
WOAH WHAT A SAVE MUH NARDS BIG MONEY
WHOOOOAH
Larson's got nothing to lose now, FULL SEND!
what did cindric hit
>save big crashes at Menards.
kyle larson nearly killed someone
Larson is dangerous
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA COUNTER: JUAN
That is 3 woahs
>>143997664Impressive
SOMEONE KILL THE FAGGOT ON THE 23 CAR
>>143997670Kek
How is Larson at the front after being in that juan?
what flew off the 2 car
>>143997677I remember there being a mini WHOAH earlier in the race... but I don't recall exactly what for. I could be remembering from /indy/ qualifying too, lol
>>143997661coca-cola curse never drink that shit
>Respect Menards>Show Gratitude For Menards>Promote Menards>Save Big Money At Menards
Two blown motors what the fuck
>cars literally blowing upWhat the fuckThis race is cursed.
MUH NARDS
SVG blew up
Shit's on fire yo
MUH SVG NOOOOOOOO
That's the third car on fire
IT DONE BLOWED UP
That is a proper engine blowup.
>>143997603>Americas gone downhill since they banned smoking indoorsYes, but at least our Nascars are always lighting up.
SvGbros...
>>143997714Wasn't driving the damn thing the way Harry Hogge told him to drive it.
>svg
>>143997694a>smoke screen deployed
>>143997595I've seen the movie and read the book (long time ago) and idgi...>>143997618vidya used to do it for me too, but not so much lately. Also, I don't think life is actually that hard for most people... just for losers like me.
>safety culturelel
>SafetyCulturethe ironing
It blowed up
mosquito control activated
We must be safe
>Three cars blow up at the exact same timeNASCAR bookers got into Ric Flair's stash tonight
safety culture is the best culture
>>143997758>Also, I don't think life is actually that hard for most people... just for losers like me.There are more people like you than you might realize...a lot of them are ITT.
ALL OF TRACKHOUSE IS OUT
>>143997797crazy expensive and bad night for Trackhouse
>>143997779>mosquito control activatedGod, I wish, but that just makes them horny.
>>143997797Technically Ross is still racing. He just has to basically have everyone else wreck out for any chance.
>>143997797Chastain still running (a lap down)
>>143997785WOOOOO
>>143997808I want Ross wrecking every playoff contender from now on so Suarez wins the championship
>>143997792safety dance?
>>143997797Justin Marks is obviously marked. How's Pitbull doing rn?
Lotta car fires tonight
>>143997822*Gets arrested*
>>143997827I do not want what you wantI know all of you hate him, but I like the 45 I was a Kurt fan, and since Kurt had the 45 last, I kinda stuck with it
Kino meme race
>>143997829>safety dance?yes. don't drink and drive
>>143997647Yep!
Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Coke 400
Random, but remember when they used to throw phantom debris cautions?Good times
up until big juan i was enjoying this race. im hoping for some awesome bumps and clean drafts.
Imagine the fishing gear Truex has, fuckin jealous
>>143997902>phantom debris cautionsthose were totally random. no remote control engine detonation devices
NBC and the international stream both played different music before the commercial break...
>>143997902
>this video package about truex jr Awesome to see that at his home race
>>143997920It was part of an anti-littering campaign. Someone in the stands let's a hot dog wrapper drop, debris caution just in case it might blow onto the track.
>>143997947Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck~!
Do you pour soda on your driveway for extra grip?
>>143997829>safety dance?Seriously, what was the ,80s? I was just a kid, bit WTF?https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g?si=gOBsy15ujC40j1kF
>>143997986Only if Lincolns head is facing up
Who gives a fuck about this NBC? Hope Amazon and TNT cuts this bullshit and focus ONLY on racing
Based outfielder hero pit crew
>>143997719Well well well..Park him for the rest of the season
>>143998020They need to bring back TNN, and fishing shows, and NASCAR
>>143997992>Seriously, what was the ,80s? I was just a kid, bit WTF?my favorite was the bad Big Country singing the song Big Country off the album Big Countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=657TZDHZqj4
>>143997990Yes, but only Coca Cola Zero Sugar!
For the love of GOD let the 23 wreck
>Diffey refuses to say Bubba. Refers to him as Wallacebased proper English enjoyer
Kaulig cup 16 is the biggest gremlins infested shitbox. It shits itself for aj and svg all the time.
Loganos car is strong
You are cheering for the cars who are laps behind and not in the draft right anon
That hole in the side of the 5 doesn't seem to be too bad aerodynamically.
Death to ford
>>143998073Literally had no idea what you were talking about until the instant the video loaded.Good shit.>Tears in the rain...
>>143998141No u
Fords *hisssssss*
If that was the end of the race instead of stage, we definitely would have gotten a crash.
>>143998086With his accent, he'd probably call him Bubber
Glory to fordTotal Yoda Death
Damn, they started raciat the end of stage 2.>Larson mooged
Ran to the line, man this last stage is gonna be fucking insane
Return of convertible series, when?
>>143998174This is the way
Ross needs a Miracle Right now, someone has to wreck the faggot on the 23 and he has to stay in from of him til the end, or win this shit by a miracle
bubba snatched a point at the end, not ideal could have been way worse for melonman, he should get the free pass now
>>143998183tomorrow morning. mx-5 tune in or miss out
why are the toyota engines exploding?!
>>143998232he got the free pass, but the 23 has to die right now
>>143998233Hell the fuck yeah! VIR is sovl!
Kill the 23 please
>>143998242you should stop asking questions you don't wish to know the answers to
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I want to open a Todd Gilliland themed amusement park called Gilliland.
