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Stage 3 fatal crash roll
>>143998284if only the 23
>>143998284>Jim Jam hit by debris
Roll for number of overtimes.
>>143998284reroll
Someone please wreck the 23
>>143998284>gimmie
>>143998303i've already seen this episode
>>143998303rolling
>>143998284Stenhouse will fly into pit road on the last lap, crushing Jimmie and DJ.
The squirrels keep coming to my bird feeder and eating but it's for the birds and I have a squirrel feeder at a seperate location that they never use how do I keep them away
>hey stenhouse its time to go racin'Well here we go
Post Austin Dillion in the fence 2015 webm I don’t have it anymore
Hey boys, are you enjoying the race. Meet me at Paddy Wacks in Daytona after the race. I will be signing pictures of my asshole for $50. $100 to wipe pic for a scratch and sniff. $250 for a wiff of it in the backroom. $2 jello shots all night. let's party.
>>143998343Put the bird feeder on a tall pole, and cover it in vaseline
Please Shithouse, send the 23 to the wall
>>143998300Roll also is this for racing or a pulling competition?
>>143998343Put bird seed in both feeders.
>>143998357She has almost the same body shape as me, and I'm a 37 year old male
>>143998343Put pepper in the bird feeder.
>>143998343Put the hottest hot sauce/powder you have on the bird feeder seed. Birds won't care but (most) squirrels will stay away.
>>143998343The only way is to make it completely in accessible. For me, it was a huge 4' metal disc suspended above the feeder 5' off the ground. You can't even kill them. More will come.
>>143998357>$2 jello shotsfuck yeah. I'm all in
>>143998375post tits
>>143998370It was built to achieve the official land speed record for a tractor.
>>143998394>implying Mannica has tits
>>143998343I have the same problem, you gotta blast them with a shotty. Me and my pops killed 5 of them last month. Also look into squirrel proof feeders.
Its over, Ross car can't keep the speed with the rest of the group
this top 10 is hilarious
>svg outthe fuck happened, i was afk for like 10 minutes
>>143998357How much to hear about lizard people for 2 hours?
>>143998407It would appear she at least has a B cup from that pic.
>>143998418dun blowed up
Berry is driving straight intimidator style
>>143998418Engine explosion
>>143998418Dennis The Menace killed the SVG problem with fire
>>143998300>flathead
>>143998357her body is fine, I like fit chicks but her foot game is fucked
They can't go 60 laps on fuel, right?
FUCK BUBBA
LaJoie is back
did lajoie almost wreck the field like kevin lapage?
did anyone else see the 7 almost lepage the field
>>143998421does she know about lizard people?I have seen shapeshifter people, and ghosts (twice) but never lizard peopleI know there is a whole slew of shit I dont know about
>>143998438Paul Tracy?!?
>>143998421IDK, but I drank a 24 pack of Busch at Bristol and became a being of pure energy. For some reason, I manifested myself in county lock up the next day. The universe is fuckin mysterious, man.
>>143998468She did like a four hour podcast with some crazier lady where they talked about lizard people completely seriously
>>143998468
WOOD BROS. BROSWE ARE TOP 10
>>143998486Crazy as fuck, so you know she has some A+ pussy. Sign me the fuck up.
OFFICIAL WINNER ROLL!
firecracker 400 should be run on july 4th no matter which day of the week it lands
>>143998496She dated Aaron Rodgers and he's a homosexual so you know it's tight.
Just ate a cream cheese sandwich
>>143998487Tesla was also a huge believer in frequency, vibrations and energy as it applies to life.
>>143998505LFG
One helluva top 3 right now
>>143998486It was like an hour and a half, but yeah it got off the rails. Danica talked about eating shoots and transcending reality into a being of pure energy. The rest was mostly her (seriously) entertaining this other woman's insanity. I listened to the whole thing and I believe they were both very serious.
My boy Ross needs a big one (that he avoids) so he can salvage a good day today. Considering how shitty his luck has been this year, this will go green to the end.
>>143998487Danica is literally batshit crazy. One too many Burning Man Festivals
>>143998487>>143998486ok, I will pay her $250 to have an hour long conversation about the lizard peopleI want to know moreI am going to go search for the podcast and work out tomorrow while listening to it
I had to walk my dog. What the fuck is this top 10. Non pitters who will have to pit soon I assume?
Any deals on fish if McDowell wins?
>>143998538Bro, you can get a whiff of that ass for $250 down at Paddy Whacks.
Austin Hill still hanging around. He's so good at plate racing that would be a funny RCR win.
>>143998508Only if they bring back the Paul Revier 250 at midnight, too.
>>143998507hell yes brother
>>143998507she's so self aware that I think she's a lizard people too
>>143998539Mcdowell's crew chief literally said "Ahhhhhhhh dont worry about fuel lets see what happens!!" Lmao
>>143998537Also the Aaron Rodgers romance. He's got some loose screws from CTE as well.
>>143998539everyone pitted. 6 and another stayed out extra lap for fuel strategy
>>143998558That’s kind of based
>>143998343>bird feeders and squirrel stealersThe eternal problem.
>>143998543his pit crew will fuck him during the stops. I still like the RFK and Penske cars to win. Longshot Larson.
WHOAHWHOOOAAAH
>>143998550I already know what her ass smells likeher ass smells like assthere is no mystery there
>>143998543I don't think soLong John Silver isn't actually sponsoring him, the Front Row owner puts his fast food franchises on the car when he doesn't have a paying sponsor
>WHOOOOOOAAAAAA COUNTER: DALE
>>143998568replace hinch and townsend with letarte and burton
>>143998558my man
Tucker Carlson did an interview with Danica Patrick, did a trailer for it, and then it never got aired. I wonder whatever happened to that gem
RICK WARE RACING BROS RISE UP
>>143998588Video games and anime
I had high hopes for Gilland today. He shit it away.
>Justin Haley winI wouldn't mind it.
>>143998584she's a legit nutter. full blown retard. decent chance it'd have hurt Tucker's brand to air it.
>>143998487Don't care. Still would.
GOAT SIGHTING
>>143998591choke your girlfriend then apologize later lol
video games and anime
>>143998584It's on his website.
Jordan in the house. They're rigging this one for Bubba ain't they.
>>143998608and speed
>>143998610behind the paywall?
>>143998591Based
A woman's amount of craziness never made me not want to put her in the hucklebuck if she was fuckable.
Ross needs a miracle right nowA montoya level of Miracle right now that involves the 23 and 54 with him escaping intact
>>143998615Every other time they tried to rig it for Bubba he hilariously choked it away or just got outraced
>>143998574>the Front Row owner puts his fast food franchises on the car when he doesn't have a paying sponsorAnd he's the primary investor in the group that aquired Long John Silver's in 2022.
>>143998607>allegedlybecause a good, christian boy like Cody would never do a thing like that
>>143998308
>>143998537You telling me Adele and Justin Bieber aren't reptiles?
>>143998651
time for fuel autism
>>143998653could long John Silvers even afford to offer a coupon?How do they stay in business?
CODY WARE 6TH
Is Larson saving to moog everyone at the end?
>another dead toyotaNeat
>>143998660Justin absolutely mogging Cody right now
>>143998694CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY
>>143998678nice.
CMON CODY
How wide do you think Danica can gape her anus? I’m thinking 3.5-4 inches.
RWR LEADING BOTH LANES
>>143998691The one by me just closed down last month. I live right next to the Mississippi, there are a bunch of fish stands. I never understood people that ate there.
WOAH CODY GETS A SHOUT OUT FROM DIFFEY
GOATY WARE
Fish Yeah!
cody ware mentioned
>>143998691senior citizens love the long john
>>143998678would love to spend a weekend doing psychedelics and throwing the bone to danica unwashed just pure nasty caveman sex.
>>143998691>could long John Silvers even afford to offer a coupon? >How do they stay in business?Yeah, their shit is decent for what it is and the margins are probably pretty good. I'd estimate 18-20% food cost.It fried fish and green beans and corn for like $11. It's a good deal for everyone
>>143998727There's one by me thats always pretty busy. I think they closed a bunch of stores that were doing shit business and saved things a bit.
FUCKING CHEATIN YODERS SCREWED CODY
>>143998727I do not even know where one is
>>143998691protip: LJS does not exist anymore. do not walk into the door of your local joint
>>143998755My favorite thing was the crunchy box nuggets, dipping them in tartar
>>143998754Dat burger tho
>>143998646There will be a wreck, and Ross is in the back and will avoid it. He really just needs one of them to be in it. I like his chances to get it too.
>>143998754I’m still waiting for my teriyaki burger, king
>>143998750I think I know where Aaron Rogers was introduced to psychedelics now
>>143998754surprisingly affordable for track food (except for the drinks)
hush puppies
God, please anyone but the 23..We need you now than ever.. In your holy name, Amen.
Everyone has to pit at least once right? Nobody at all can actually make it to the end, right?
>>143998800I am in manyou sold me
>>143998782For me, it's the malt vinegar on the fish and fries.
Jesus Christ Please eliminate the 23 from the playoffs and Let Ross in even by a fart push
>>143998827They will all have to pit
>>143998827no too much alcohol now I have to pit to piss
memecheck will wreck within 7 laps.
Wizard here, you guys wanna know who wins?
>>143998827they have to pit, question is for how long, we're talking 1 or 2 seconds difference
>>143998827Nope. 1 more pit is a must. I think they're staying out to see if a caution comes
>>143998800Holy digits!
Berry is still running strong, gotta give it to him he is going balls to the wall
>>143998855We're trying to figure out Danica's asshole circumference, if you have any insight, Wizard.
>>143998853made with REAL premium Ford brand Ford
>>143998877Nice digits
Memechek is gonna fuck everything up.
>>143998855>trip-dubsOkey
>>143998873>balls to the wallhttps://youtu.be/B_3TlrZLpQ0?si=0gfrArDCvG2k-Mwd
Inb4 the inevitable big juan into >overtime finish
What the fuck was that
That's Jones, not Memecheck.
>MEMECHEK
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Called it
>nemewreck
>memekek
>>143998896Are you a wizard
>JHN but not a JUAN
Nemetoad fucked up green flag pits
Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaa
MEMEAKEK
>>143998896Found the wizard
>memechecktbf that was on larson
>WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA COUNTER: STERLING MARLIN
>>143998905The rules basically guarantee it.
>Get outta here shitterJust bullied him and tried to take Haley out too
KYLE LARSON IS A KILLER ON THE RUN
Based Larson getting rid of that moving chicane memecuck
Larson just punted him. ok
>>143998896I kneel to your power
Welp. There goes any strategy
I can't even fucking tell where the road course goes
fuck off, i want flipping cars in the grass
>>143998948Larson has caused 2 yellows and almost a third
>>143998877you sobered up yet Florida Man?
Please Shithouse, Wreck the 23 and let Ross pass
Kyle "Yoder Border Patrol" Larson doing the Lord's work
Sports car racing mentioned
>slides down that track>hits nothing>loses nothing on his car>caution Lame
>>143998957dillon taught everyone that you can punt one, but not two to take the leadlarson is just paying attention
>>143998925>>143998937>>143998960Mine was better >>143998851
shame they took the turf out. that could've been prime flippy.
>>143998268KYLE BUSCH IN FIRST
Larson is gonna have a target on his back after his shenanigans today. Let's see how he'll fuck himself over first though.
HERE I AMMMMM ON THE ROADDD AGAINN
>>143998896Is this Larson posting while driving?
>>143998966The infield.
>>143998898Blaney wins
>>143998990you have my accolades anon
About time for a Kyle Busch pit disaster.
>>143998963yeah, its just go time now
>>143999010Yes I'm aware some of those white lines must represent the chicane but I can't tell which are what on that featureless slab of pavement
>>143998966It's literally 98% of the oval
inb4 another fire
>>143998993well he wont be after they pit
>ross last placeOwari da
>Late Daytona restartIf I'm Ross' CC I tell him to ride in the back one more time. There is a big juan coming and it'll be free points if he avoids it.
>>143999037Everything must be goysloppified in the name of "safety"
>>143998966>he doesn’t know about the absolute kino that is the Rolex 24
No tires lmaooooo
>>143999047what about after big juan
>>143999010The only reason F1 never tried to race here outside the Ferrari invitational, was NASCAR and the fact that Goodyear would ban them UNLES they accept them back with full access to track telemetry and testing
>>143999010Wait a minute... in this one the tri-oval is on the top>>143999039but on this one it's on the bottom?Which one is the fake? Where is it really!?
>>143999039I thought the course was slightly different. Does the MX-5 cup use the longer version?
>>143999037>Failed perception checkIt's OK, champ. Sports car racing is pretty complicated.
>>143999076
Meet me at Applebees after the race you fucking faggots
>>143999085Stop asking fucking questions.
>>143999104The applebees is closed down, anon.
Cant wait for some shitter who is desperate to get into the playoffs to wreck the entire field on the last lap like michael mcdowell did
>BJ McCow
>>143999083This year?someone will turn left directly into him and take him out
>>143999089That's a wildly outdated track map from the 80s
>>143999104I already made ribs and ate them and it's 9:24 pm too lazy to go out
>>143999085Turn 1 for the sports car course is at the end of the front straight. The Bus Stop and le Mans chicane are on the back straight. I love this track sofuckingmuch it's unreal.
>>143999104Go pay your illegal engine penalty, Mike
>>14399910410-4 Harmonator, I'll bring the pit lizards.
here comes a sneaky Blaney win
Logano is gonna get this bros
Let's go Kyle "Hey Nigger" Larson
>>143999085The start-finish line is the north-west corner of the track.https://www.google.com/maps/place/29%C2%B011'06.2%22N+81%C2%B004'08.6%22W
>BREAD
>>143999160>>143999168They will both be in the wall.
>>143999058God, it's so amazing.
>breadFUCK
>bread penalNo
bread fugged
NO BREAD FUCK
Brad k penal
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>brad keselowski was penalized in this race
>bread keselowskit. Jeff Burton
Remember when Denny got away with that this year?
Bad Bread bros...it's over
LETS GO MCDOWELL GET THIS FUCKING WIN
>>143999232lel i heard it too
>>143999157You are my kind of guy. Invited to the after party following drinks and dinner
remember, it's only ok when hamlin does it
RIP DELICIOUS HAWAIIAN ROLLS I WILL STILL BUY YOU AND FEED MY FAMILY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WITH YOUR DELICIOUS BREAD PRODUCTS
>>143999234Yes, it was literally the only thing talked about for like 4 days in a row.
>>143999236fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>143998268R.I.P. Nematode
Bubba fatal roll
>nascar made the call
Larson is trying to kill Cindric today.
Larson about to win thus bitch. Not that I want him to.
Someone wreck Bubba already JFC
Larson Juan incoming
Sieg Kyle
massive juan incoming
Cindric is going to wreck everyone up front
KEK LARSON OUTTA MY WAY
I quit, is over for ross and no one is going to Wreck booger walnuts and the yoders
Cindric is sperging
WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHH
ANOTHER JUAN
Fuck, McDowell gone, but FUCK LARSON
Heil Larson
HE DUMPED 'EM
wew that was completely expected
BIG JUAN
TOTALJUANHAPPENING
Are you kidding me
HOLY SHIT BIG JUANTHANK YOU MCDOWELL
Kryle bros?
well, fuck it anyways
WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
THE BIG JUAN PABLO BOYOS
KYLE BUSCH SURVIVED
It's so over McDowellbros
Waaaaaooooowwwwwww
TOTAL YODER DEATH
HUGE JUAN
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOOOOOOOOAH
holy fuck
>that wobbleLarson's car is fucked.
is it just me, or are these cars undrivable on super speedways?
i was about to post "larson is gonna win iy or bin it"
>SUPER UNCALLED FOR
Joeys spectacles all fucked up.
GOD FUCKING
Bubba ran right into Larson, ruining them both.
FUCK ME RUNNING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED AHAHAHAHAHHAHHSHAHHAHHA
"I don't get it at all"
I don’t like long John silvers so fuck mcdowell
>>143999318I called it, fucking Cindric is not a Cup level driver
There's the caution Ross needed!
nepobaby pulls attempted murder
Bowman should be lucky, he almost got his face crushed by McDowell's bumper
But... but the lead is the safest place...
>>143999405baste
>>143999412Thats what i just thought. This bumps him over bubba if hes DNF right?
Good analysis by Jeff there. That wasn't on Cindric at all, he got pushed into the 34.
McDowell always involved in some wild shit on super speedways. When he's leading too
WHERE IS THE 21
>>143999414if he werent driving his dad's car, he wouldnt be driving in cup
menards'd
FUCK F1 FUCK INDYCAR FUCK MOTOGP FUCK IMSA FUCK WEC
>Berry escapes>Cindric escapes>KFB escapesKINO ON THE MENU BOYS
48 almost escaped
>>143999437Because he makes retarded blocks at the worst times
it doesn't even shows if ross scar escaped intact, but still his car is fucked
>>143999439Scored 9th right now.
>>143999439bet more. the casino dealer will hand one to you
Is Bubba's night over?
>>143998974no
>Buescher and Bubba involvedRoss bros...I'm thinkin' we're back!
That was absolutely insane.I love Daytona It is a 11/10 track in any configuration.
I just hope the 23 is wrecked. The car doesn't look that bad.
>>143999466Just pulled back onto the track.
>>143999453Let's fucking go we still in this
>>143999469good just don't drive
>>143999475His front end is tore up, safe to say that aero advantage is over.
>>143999447What did he do to that jerky?
WHO STARTED THAT SHIT?????
>>143999481Just saw it. That car doesn't look healthy.
the rear diffuser is just a shitposting device
>everyone trying to wreck cindric>hes one of like 5 guys who got away
>>143999512The outside line, as a whole.
>rear diffuserYeah okay
Good news lads, I will be at Darlington next weekend, hoping for some good racing
>>143999512Berry
DILLON IN 3RD. TIME TO CAUSE A FLIP FOR A WIN
>>143999512Berry pushed Cindric into the corner who was in turn forced into McDowell who came across the field
That slow-mo was fucking incredible
Big bad bread is coming back boys
>the new anti-airborne flaps are up and running, boss!>...
>>143999531Have fun anon
>>143999531>good racing at Darlington You’re in luck fren
>>143999449Every one of those is worth watching for different reasons, even F1... maybe, some times, kinda sorta. I used to hate NASCAR until I watched it for a couple of seasons.
>>143999514It basically almost T-boned the 5 with enough force to end his night so it definitely took a lick.
rowdy chads we are in this one lfg
Then cocksuckers behind wrecked McDowell
ROSS PLUS 4 BROS
>>143999553>>143999554thanks lads
Why are they claiming it was the new flap that helped McDowell not flip over when it was clearly Logano’s bumper that kept him from flipping
Rolling for number of overtimes!
>really good shitter chevy camaro
>>143999571Does his car at least has the pacing for it?, the aero is over.
COME ON DILLON CAUSE A BIG JUAN TO WIN!
>>143999576It’s like a leaf falling off a tree
>>143999567Ik I love racing m8 but nascar does standout
I hope Rowdy Busch wins
gimmie
>>143999589Enough to stay in the pack. Last report I heard from him was 5/5 tight on landing. But he's been in the back which I assume was on purpose for precisely that wreck. But Bubba and Buescher's car can't drive any worse than his, so he can gain a few points between now and the checker.
>>143999576because jeff burton is a huge safety puss
>>143999999>>144000000We're getting close. I think these posts will provide insight on the end of this race.
>We know there's gonna be another cautionJJ speaking truth
>>143999582I don't know. 82 seems a bit low.
KFB is gonna win this thing.
>ross literally held together by by tapePlease let the SOUL happen.
MTJ getting orders from Toyota to take Ross out.
holly hell, Bell is in 2ndis he the new Mr. "where did he come from?"
>>143999623i hope you are right totally not dale
>>143999653Don't worry, he's about to cause another juan
Bell is gonna punt Kyle
COME ON BERRY OR BUSCH
come on Kyle, dump Cindric, do it man, you can do it
>spend 15 minutes wanking off the new fin preventing blowovers>car blows over 2 minutes laterGet fucked retards
WHOOOOAHUP AND OVERHUGE HIT INTO THE WALL
BERRYKILL
The extra fin didn't work.
Bye Bye BerryLike a Top.More Dead Toyotas. And That FUCKING NUMBER 3
MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE
show me this antiflipping technology again.
hot fuck, Berry might be dead
josh berry is kill.
JUAN IS ON A WAR PATH TONIGHT
B L O W O V E R
Done.
2 AIRBORNES IN ONE RACE
JOSH BEERY DEAD
HOLY FUCK
Great Value chicken nigget anon here. Just came in for the big one.
I don't like that hit at all for Berry bros. Upside down to take that head on impact? Roof scrubbed almost no speed too.
AND THERE IT IS, GOD BLESS BERRY HE RAN A GREAT RACE MANNNNNNN
>lol just crash bro: the series
>3 airbornes in 2 racesNascar "engineering" ain't it
Great now I get to watch these niggers wreck 100 times
Uh... is there SAFER barrier there?
These cars seem to flip a lot lately.
>another one
>No more grass no more flipsKEKWHOOOOOOOAAAAA COUNTER: TERRY LABONTE
What's he thinking right now?
DONT TAKE ME OUT COACH. I CAN STILL RACE -Josh Berry probably
NASCAR aerodynamics engineers....how we feeling tonight?
Every single safety truck went over there kek
>>143999719where you been man? hows the great value nugs?
>>143999722exactly my takeI dont want to see anyone get hurt, especially permanently hurt
>minutes after singing the praises of the new aerodynamic "improvements" made to prevent cars from flipping over
Dis niqqa is dead af
>>143999739Fuck goodyear and fuck vegetables.
>>143999739"Man, Danica Patrick has a huge asshole"
>>143999761If he were dead they wouldn't be showing his car.
Berry got it for fucking up earlier.
>>143999741they just poured another drink, 3 fingers, neat.
>>143999752Why can’t they just admit racing cars are doomed?
>grassflips>no grassflipstry planting corn next, the corn will slow down the vehicles
>trying to be silent but we're just listening to radio interviews insteadlmao fucking NBC what a joke
Berry is fine. The car is way too solid. It's not like he took a sharp wall or pole in a fence.
>>143999777DOUBLE TRIPSWITNESSED
>They're going to tune down the engines even more after the last 2 weeks to prevent flipping.
Thank God Berry got out okay. That's a bad impact upright, being upside down made me worry with the negative gravity on his body. Huge hit. First hit I've physically cringed from in a while.
>>143999722Skidded across the pavement, where grass would have slowed it down.
F ??
>>143999794imagine the thunks during the on board replays
>You spin me right round babyfuckin' kek
We need the grass back, whos with me?
>>143999804>tfw they're barely breaking 190 and their possible solution to their problem is to slow the cars down even more
>>143999739Trap speeds.
No safer there lol
Grass would've slowed him down/flipped him before he hit that inside wall...
>>143999825not even the grass would stall that, it would be another preece incident
2 wrecks in a row caused by CindricPULL HIS FUCKING LICENSE ALREADY NASCAR
Dale would have stayed buckled in and just told them to flip it over so he could drive off
>>143999825It was really kino during the 24 hrs and the MX-5 cup when cars would go and sit out there when they fucked up the chicane.
ANYONE GOT WEBM OF THE WRECK?
>>143999828Get ready to learn 400 hp package buddy
do a flip faggot
>>143999804yeah, flipping is no biggie when the car is alone, but if it's flipping then gets t-boned, thats where shit gets hairy
So Kyle Busch is winning this?
>>143999605NASCAR does shit no other series does, for sure.
Is he okay what's going on
Yikes
>>143999867>even less variance between speeds>even bigger juans
>>143999881He's okay, he gave thumbs up
>>143999876KYLE BUSCH BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>143999876Hes next.
What if they put tire rubber on the roof? That way if they flip over, it won't skid. The friction would either slow the car down or even cause it to flip back over to the right side before hitting the wall
After all that impact you spin 100 times and you're dizzy as fuck too.
43 almost went airborne too
21 UNSCATHED
Burton is going to win.
Sterling Marlin just called me, it's not looking good bros
>8 and 21 on the front rowMy mind wants kryle to win but my soul wants the wood bros to win
>>143999900But then it'll do one of those sidewinders and flip 20 times
>>143999900double and a quad? What is this thread
>>143999876its a race of attrition and Kyle will win, Ross will have a decent finish after a terrible night
>>143999913TY
>>143999925Doesn't matter because the 20 is in 3rd so he'll sneak in there and win.
First thought when I saw it is it could be fatal. Impact on its own is so bad, but being upside down changed everything about the force his body took. Josh must have really pulled those belts tight, literally.
>>143999848That was hella based. They actually let him finish the race too. ASSCAR needs to get rid of the crash clock and if those hunks of junk can run, let em!
>Denzel Crocker is top 5
They aren't going to pretend they don't need stepped floors anymore. Maybe they'll even do the cheese wedges
>>143999876maybe but that’s nothing new he always wrecks people to ””win”” races. Fuck that faggot 8 car
>>143999939NO YOTERSThe fucking 42 is somehow back up there too
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ENDING UNDER YELLA
Wood Bros how we feelin?
>>143999943And doing that allowed that team to finish every single race of that season
>>143999961Based Brock Beard
>>143999961Brock is right
Ross's bent up shitbox is p11. It's happening bros.
>>143999898fuck him and fuck you too
gimi
I think Bubba still has a good chance to win
>>143999961kys yourself promptly I desire more carnage
>>143999900Why don't they put a parachute on the car so if the car gets airborne it can land slowly & safely
Reach up there and pull them belts tight one last time. RIP Dale.
>>143999990How many to the good is he
>Busch wrecks the field>WinsI stayed up all night for this shit?
>>143999999Wasted
>>143999990booger walnuts car has to stall alongside buescher and he for a miracle stay in front of themalso KFB winning
>>143999993Wonderful post
When Joey took a drink of that Coke Zero he reacted like he took a shot of high proof bourbon kek
HARRISON BURTON WILL GET THE WOOD BROTHERS THEIR 100TH WIN
>>143999961These daddy's money pretty boys are a dime a dozen. If we kill a couple each race all they have to do is go down to the kart track and find a few more.
THE PICKLE CAR WILL WIN
>>143999999
>>143999999YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU JUST 6 PACKED HIM INTO A VICTORY. FUCK YOUR 6 REPEATING DIGITS
>harrison burton making the playoffsYeah great system nascar
I'm a fan of the corn infield. >ThumpThump>ThumpThump>ThumpThump>ThumpThump>ThumpThump>ThumpThumpImagine the fires..
cars too safe tired of people walking away
>>143999999wasting these fucking digits on bubba baka
>>144000021It’s Jack and Coke anon
>>144000006Tony does NHRA now for a reason. Parachute technology has evolved quite nicely.
Cody Ware is in 5th place.
Ross top 10 coming up boysits happening
>>143999970AMPED
Who the fuck is Retzlaff?
>>143999999Damn...
>>144000032He's out
>>143999999YOU FUCKTARD!
>>144000051Who fucking reacts like that to Jack and Coke thoughWhat a pussy
W/a/RE BROS I BELIEVE
>RETZLAFF ROW2>BREAD BACK IN ROW4What the fuck
RETZLAFF BROS WHERE WE AT
>>143999999at least it's not furry bait like>>144000000
Ross just needs to cross the finish line. Even if there's a meme winner and he's still out, he just needs to finish to log points and either be up or just back going into next week. Can't get caught up in a wreck of it's all for nothing.
>>144000006Too easy. we need more TBI>>144000013dude, it's 11 east on a Saturday...
They should make an ejecto seat like pilots do>denny hamlin floating down in the infield as his car flips violently
nimmacheck
I judge Josh Berry..... not concussed. He's all good.
>>144000061Denzel Crocker aka Mandark
woah how is Mike Harmon in 3rd place?!?!
>>144000075Jack is disgusting, even with coke
>>144000053LET'S GO
ANY of the top 10 except Bell is fine
Man. Berry is gonna be so sore tomorrow
Looking at those leaders I kinda like...Bad Bread?
I bet Brad's glad he got that penalty
WOODBROSBROS LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>144000095Hope not, guy drove like a badass all race
>>144000109It's Christopher Bell and we all know it -_-
Berry is based
Disgusting top 10
God Burton sucks
>>144000101Sorry it's not your select single barrel purple label rasberry aged in tabasco barrels small batch local bullshit that still tastes just as shitty anonIt just needs alcohol in it
If I was hanging around a race, there's a good chance someone would think I'm Josh Berry. I'm assuming I'm taller than him though.
>>143999999Least it wasn't in a faggot soccer thread
Bell is going to fuck this up
>WARE MENTIONED
3 LAPS TO GLORY LETS GO
MR. CROCKER AND CODY WARE UP FRONT
GEEKBROS!
>kryle
100th WIN
The integrity of plate racing has never been lower Jesus fucking Christ>Cody Ware 4thWhy did I watch this shit
GET FUCKED KRYLERoss missed the playoffs but oh wellCODY WARE TOP5
WOODBROTHERSBROS
>W/a/re 4th
holy shit, what a finish
>bellow the double yellow linemmm...
INCREDIBLE
GOATY WARE 4TH>GOATY WARE 4THGOATY WARE 4TH>GOATY WARE 4THGOATY WARE 4TH>GOATY WARE 4THGOATY WARE 4TH>GOATY WARE 4THGOATY WARE 4TH>GOATY WARE 4TH
WOOD BROS!!!!#100!
GET FUCKED KRYLEGET FUCKED MEGATEAMSWOOD BROS FOREVER
KYLE BUSCH BROS WE WERE TOO COCKY
WOOD BROS. BROS WE FUCKING DID IT10000
biggest shitter in the field wins
Holy shit congrats Burton....unreal
>>144000165he was forced (plus also in the lead already)
I'm a Ross fan so this isn't great, but I can't hate on that. Wood Bros #100 and perhaps a career saver for Harrison. Big time shit.
WE DID IT wood bros bros
>getting pushed into 1st for the winlol
Oh my god show me Kim Burtons fucking feet right now. Fuck Bubba Wallace.
>>144000161>W/a/re 4thwhat a magical moment lol
kryle got left out to dry that entire last lap lel, did bell just forget to race or something
>rap music blaring
harrison's ford!
>reviewingWoodbros...
FINISH IS UNDER REVIEW
Great finish. Nice block by Burton.
>alleged infringement of the double yellow
TITS/10
Well he just got a sponsorship for next year, maybe saved his career. Gotta feel happy for the guy, white knuckle win.
>>144000190Unironically possibly yes
FOURTH PLACE!
CODYBROS
Who is driving the 62? They gave him a MASSIVE pushOH WAIT, REFCAR!
>>144000182hope it stays cause it would suck if they took from him because of that
David Pearson liked that
Reminder that Regan Smith got robbed of his '08 dega win because of this retarded yellow line rule that he didn't even break
Leave it to the jews in NASCAR to take this win away because of the double yellow and give it to that bitch Kryle
FINISH STANDS
KWAB
Damn, NASCAR sure is fun sometimes.
DAYTONA DELIVERS
contact win standsfuck off nascar
If they strip the win for the double yellow line LMAO
>>144000220
They couldn't take that one away
>HOLY SHIT
Wasted playoff space
Soulful display
>>144000236Legit victory this time
NO SON YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV AIEEEEEEEEE
I'm happy for Harrison. He sucks at the Cup level, has no job next year, and did this. Big dig shit. I can't hate on it no matter how much it fucks my man Ross.
Ward is so cucked right now by his brother
Is there a living Wood brother to celebrate this?
>shitter gets into the retarded playoffsFuck you asscar
>SPANDEX PANTSOH GOOD LORD
Ford bros. We eatin'
>Autism is the fastest on a short track>most hated man in NASCAR and gets kicked out of the memeoffs>Harrison Burton exists at Daytona>feel good story who made the memeoffsWack man
unbelievably based
>>144000127>It just needs alcohol in itBottom feeders gonna bottom feed
Dibenedetto seething rn
christ what a depressing interview
>fired for having too many moles on his faceSad.
>all 3 cars wrecked>still wins
Whatever result pushes Bubba further out of the playoffs is a good result.
Alright good finish.
WAS THAT HIS MOM OR GF
Burton was 34th entering this race.hahaha
>>144000270I saw that too
>>144000298Cindric at least finished it out on the leadlap somehow
This is a mature interview buy a young man.
Harrison finally raced like a man. Well-fucking-done.. Happy the Wood's got to 100 before Leonard passes.
>>144000264Leonard
>>144000182He got booty bumped. >>144000235>DAYTONA DELIVERSEvery single time!
this has been a wonderful 2024 /turnleft/ friendos
>>144000264Leonard wood 89 years young
I'm not a nascar fan and I don't usually watch, but I'm glad I saw the finish of this race. That was very soulful.
>Wood Brothers win....I'm fine with that.
I am sad that Ross isn't on the playoffsBut i am happy that Booger Walnuts isn't either
>>144000270the goat outfit
Rossbros...we're always good at Darlington. It's arguably his best track. I think we need to win next weekend.
>>144000345LOL
>>144000318you think he has even an Xfinity ride next year?
>>144000339I'm glad you tuned in
>>144000345Kryle witll be absolutely seething
Kim Burton's got some nice armpits.
>>144000356>yfw it's the 15
>>144000345Crocker got a FORD next yearFuck Chevy
>>144000345Any day that Kryle is mad is a good day.
>>144000345Newfag here. What does this mean?
>>144000345Grounded from his laboratory
>>144000345lol, lmao even
>>144000344
>literally last in the standings even after winning a race>in the playoffsNASCAR is somehow significantly more of a joke than usual tonight.
>>144000347I wouldn't count him out just yet. There hasn't been a Darlington race in years that he wasn't contending for wins. (tho a lot of those he crashed out HMS cars going for lead). It's the best Ross track, and the one they want in a must win.
Parker confirmed FORD man.
I'm so used to NASCAR sending out the week's survey right after the Cup race that I forgot there's Trucks tomorrow.
>>144000345ACTIONSDETRIMENTALTONASCAR
>KFB's 20 year win streak upset by Harrison Burtonpost yfw
>>144000406Nah, he is too broken and demoralized now.the "talk" or whatever NASCAR, GM and Hendrick did to him destroyed the old ross.
Great race, enjoy the rest of your night bros...SEE YOU NEXT WEEK IN DARLINGTON!!!!
We need a Buescher win so bad at Darlington.
>>144000405Good; maybe they'll do away with the retarded shit.
im so fucking happy right now bros
Also Penske's two shitter cars have 5 top 10s between them all year and are both in
>misconjobulated
Tendiebros...
>the playoffs are the best of the best anon, dont you know
wood bros. brostonight was the night
>misconjobulatedI love Kryle's vocabulary
I think we're ALL missing out on the big story from tonight's race.>CODY WARE P4CODY WARE P4>CODY WARE P4CODY WARE P4
>>144000345AHHH HAAA HAAA
>>144000452that result is unfathomably based
>>144000345lmao based parker cucking rcr
>Ross isn't giving interviews
>DJ's son is the spotter for burtonkino
There's no way the jews didn't do this right?
Technically Wood Brothers is also Penske, so PENSKE put all of his cars on the memeoffs unlike Hendrick and Cheatin yoders
Hell yes!
>>144000345>D-don't you dare help that 21 car!>You have to help Kryle!!!Yeah nah.
ross is happy despite all
Based.I know nothing about Harrison Burton or Wood Brothers but it wasn't Gibbs or Bubba, so we good.>Kryle cucked againkek
I will never drive anything other than a Ford until they bring back AMC
Is Harrison Burton or Trevor Bayne less talented
Bubba bitching>should've won multiple times this year, we don't even deserve to be hereOh fuck off nigger
Bubba is such a horrible interview.
>>144000670yes. so is diredditdetto
I will never talk shit about Harrison ever again that was clutch
>>144000670hard to tell, burton had jgr equipment coming up while bayne was stuck at roush
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Leaffrog here whos english is 2ng language what the fuck did that nigger say? What's unnnaceptable?
So is Wood Bros/Penske alliance like the Foyt/Penske alliance?Does this mean Foyt wins tomorrow?
Sad that NBC got rid of Kyle Petty on the after race analysis. He would have cooked bubba's ass right then.
>>144000687DiBenedetto has an accomplishment neither of them could ever hope to achieve: putting a BK Racing car 6th at Bristol
Based Brock is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB5sPRvuK_M
>>144000753if Joonya is smart, KP as a race analyst on the booth would be great for both Amazon and TNT
Melonbros... can he do it?
>>144000835God wills it, GM will give him the most cheated car ever and have nascar clear it because they REALLY need another chevy on the playoffs to balance that shitshow
>>144000835Troox and Gibbs are essentially locked. Chastain needs to hope Buescher gets a DNF and finish higher than Bubba by +6 points
>>144000270It doesn't get better than a great figure and tight shiny pants.Congrats Harrison!!!!
>>144000893or he needs to win badly and have both Buescher and booger crash early on
NASCAR becomes alot more enjoyable when you just refuse to acknowledge the playoffs existence, the only championships i acknowledge are MTJ’s and Larsons, or any driver that actually dominated that season.
>>144000835Next race is Darlington which Buescher almost won last Spring, so I think he'll probably get the last spot.I kind of want all of Bubba, Ross, and Kyle to lose out on the playoff. Let it be a humbling experience for them, especially Kyle.
>>144000944What is humbling about ross losing the playoffs?NASCAR and the talk ruined him
>>144000974I like seeing all of their fans suffer. Especially Ross and Kyle fans; they have a weird parasocial relationship with them.
>>144000995What fans you gigantic crioulo tranny? go outside
>>144000745he said being on the outside looking in, with how much speed they've had, while reddick is comfortably in with 2 wins is unacceptable, and that they've choked way too many wins>>144000748god i hope
for the record>burton win>ware 4th >retzlaff 7th>bread 8th on the grass>ross 12th running sub 30th all race with a metric ton of damage>bowman 16th after a car landed on top of him>jones 17th after almost going airborne>mcleod & gase top 20
>>144000974the fact that the "talk" actually got to ross and neuter him shows how much of a spineless hack he is. after this year, he 100% does not deserve to be in the playoffs
>>144000909I bought my girlfriend a pair. I don't even care if she just wears them once a year on my birthday. Worth every penny.
In general the big 3 teams are dominating again because the car isn't new anymore.
>>144000748>>144001030>Harrison gets his first win>Santucci gets his first pole... and first win?Super Tex wills it
>>144001100Nice. I'm definitely gonna do the same thing...once I get a girlfriend that is.
Nobody has a photo of Burton's gf in those pants?
Congrats to Harrison Burton... Peacock really needs to stream more races.
>>144001519I'm sure there will be plenty of HD photos.Will see what I can find and post them in next weeks thread.
Random question to someone who's watching because of SVG. If he wins a Cup race does that mean he also gets in the Cup playoffs? Sorry still learning this shit
>>144003031SVG isn't eligible for the playoffs as he isn't running a full Cup season. He'll be full-time next year though!
>>144003107Appreciate the answer. Still learning the ropes of NASCAR from watching Supercars and Indy
