1st Qualifying Final - Sydney vs GWS2nd Qualifying Final - Port Adelaide vs Geelong1st Elimination Final - Brisbane Lions vs Carlton2nd Elimination Final - Western Bulldogs vs HawthornNo footy for 11 days
>>144005574Loser of the Port v Geelong game will be getting straight setted.
hello everyone. I am the anon that wanted to go to the movies but was scared of not knowing what to do. Well the movie I wanted to see started in 40 minutes at 9:30 and it’s currently 8:50 and I walked in and saw some machines that had in big text ‘buy tickets here’ and I walked up to it and bought a ticket and chose a good seat. this process was surprisingly simple, now I just need to get the ticket punched and I think the nice looking lady standing where the rooms are so the one to do it. This shall be a good experience. After this, I’ll be brave and confident to see many movies and live my life the way I want to.thanks for reading, sincerely yours.t. swansbro
fuck i didn't see the newy before i arrowpostedsecond for i have gentle femdom sex with kath
#babyiggsprelim2025
>>144005605wtf is this real?
go to bed mumzai need a goon sesh
>>1440056011v4 2v3 5v8 6v7 innit lad
my uncle phil did twenty fucking years in prison
swans chads how do we feel about playing gws at home
>>144005613meant the times obviously you fuckhead
remember when carlton barely scraped into the 8 when they played the bottom 2 teams twice each during the season?
>>144005619still not a leak you faggot
THE PORT ARE BACK IN TOOOWWWWNNTHE PORT ARE BACK IN TOWN!
the rare double straight setter
>>144005615that's not all he did heh heh heh heh
Port Power will beat Geelong easily.Brisbane vs Carlton will be a joke.Bulldogs vs Hawthorn is the most interesting game by far. Hawthorn largely flat-track bullied their way to the finals to it will be interesting to see how they go against a good team, especially with Liam Jones out.
>sportsbet leaked the fixture>meant the times obviously you fuckheadare you esl or just dumb how is that meant to be inferred from your post when afl calls their page for it afl.com.au/fixture
shame geelong managed to be in the 8 due to their (*) tactics but otherwise mostly based teams made it in
>>144005574
>>144005617Ok. They weren't they convincing against the Dogs and they won't have Bedford.
if i saw micksperg on the street i would beat his face into a red paste
>>144005657>giants straight setsnahthey beat lions hawks will beat cats in a semi too
>>144005647My tip is the dogs,they look fucking terrifying I can't believe that bevo's job was at risk before this season
>>144005657mate geelong have no hope against hawks at the mcghawks gameplan is useless at kardinia but they will rape the cats at the g
Trying to play vintage games but they are all boring
>>144005650>fixture>a sporting event arranged to take place on a particular datewhy would you think i would be posting finals match ups like 1 plays 4 like we didnt already know thatyou are such a fucking idiot im ending this discussion
>>144005675which ones
>>144005685gta v
>>144005685Pokémon and legend of Zelda so far
got him on a string lads
>>144005671Bevo isn't a good coach. Even now he's always trying to accommodate his favourite shit players like Vandermeer, McNeil, Gallagher, and will almost certainly name Khamis to replace Jones. Stuff like this means the Dogs are always a chance to implode, just like they did against Adelaide two weeks ago.
Gazey needs to be reigned in
update: checked the theatre website and someone booked the seat next to mine after I booked it. Fucking unreal. Do I HAVE to sit in my booked seat if the theatre isn’t full? It’ll probably only be at 20 capacity.
>>144005682because anyone can check the ladder and know that just from reading but you're a spastic who thinks it's news
he cant be this dumb right lads?
>>144005701you can move
>>144005693kill yourselfi know this is a shitpost but fucking kill your self
kek he's still seething
>>144005709I’m scared that I’ll move, and then someone else will come in and say I’m in their seat.
iggs will be playing finals next season i can't wait>welcome shai balton
>>144005714make me
>its been proven that playing young talent is the correct way to do it>eagles hellbent on trading away for old hackswhen will they learn
noticed this one loner that wanted to jack off in his seat up the back in the theatre all by himself so i decided to buy a ticket right next to himi'll be alerting staff if he moves from his allotted seat as well
>>144005587>>144005725>post pic of the lobby or this is a larp
piesperg and fredmantle cuckstomers already attacking the iggs becasue they know they're about to be leapfrogged by them lol
>>144005735I don’t want someone here to recognise it and find me and take a picture of me and upload it here.
>>144005729miss having a gf who wanted to blow me in a dark cinema but she was annoying anyway
>>144005722it looks like the Skyrim quest marker
are fagmantle rebuilding or is this their best team I can't tell?
>>144005741literally the entire reason i never posted a photo of my tentalthough most of the people here are melburnians
Going to try the gba lotr game
>>144005722all of this stress just to watch your team get pumped by 10 goals in the finalswhy are they such bloosers
When it says a movie starts at 9:30, is that when the movie itself starts or the advertisements start? I’m happy to go in during advertisements, I’ll just browse /afl/
>>144005741larp also shit at opsec
fuck off sperg
>>144005756Obvious larp is obvious
>>144005757I’ll post a picture of my ticket after I’ve seen the movie, I don’t want to post it now because someone may spoil the movie
garn bed. larpers, sadsacks, retards and all of the above aka micksperg you've killed alf
is this anon ready for the intermission?
Kids Helpline | Phone Counselling Service | 1800 55 1800
>>144005775thanks mate
>>144005766and i've never been more proud in my life iykwim haha
bane will either win 2024 or lose to carlton by 20 pointsthere is no middle ground
Just think, we could have footy next week if there were wild card games.
Reminder that Collingwood are literally finished.Remember that botched 2020 off-season they were all seething about? It actually turned out A LOT worse than they originally thought. They effectively traded Treloar, Stephenson and their entire future 2021 draft hand to stack up on 2020 draft picks, with the knowledge they would bid on Daicos in 2021 anyway.Well, the 2020 draft turned out to be the worst draft of the century, which isn't a surprise considering under18 football was called off for the flu. Collingwood had 5 picks in the first two rounds and they brought in Oliver Henry (gone), Finlay Macrae (shit), Finn McInness (likely gone), Liam McMahon (gone) and Caleb Poulter (gone, now at the Dogs).On top of that, Collingwood finished second bottom of the ladder in 2021. They would've had a pick before the Daicos bid, and the 2021 draft is likely to have one of the strongest top 5s of all time. They could've gotten Nick Daicos AND one of Finn Callaghan/Mac Andrew.Look at Collingwood's under-23s now, it's literally just Nick Daicos and a pile of shit. On top of that, they traded their first round pick this year for Lachie Schultz last year, and this year's draft is reported to have a very strong first round.How can Collingwood fuck up this badly? Unbelievable.
finna powder my balls before bed
>>144005800?
7,295 days since essendon last won a final
>>144005790Still reigning premiers stay mad flaglet kek
how is it there is another sydney derby in the finalsfucks sake this must be the fourth or fifth time they'v met in finals and gas have only been in the finals since 2015 or 16
>>144005822combat sweaty balls with this one simple trick
>>144005822i don't want to talk about it
>>144005827reckon it's because gas won enough games and had enough PF/PR percentage champ
pretty sure carlton are through to the finalspretty sure carlton will get Curnow, McKay, De Koning, McGovern, Boyd, Williams, and Martin back in the first 18 against brisbaneguaranteed granny appearance (and loss) for carlton
>>144005856they will all move like busted crabscoming back from injury isnt instant 100%
>>144005854champ me again and i'll cave your fucking skull in fucking smartarse prick
>>144005824Reigning premiers the same way West Coast were in 2006. That one last push before sinking to the bottom of the Ocean.Problem is you guys were dumb enough to keep topping up when the time wasn't right. All you have done (and will likely continue to do) is delay the inevitable rebuild and further compromise your youth. Daicos will literally spend the rest of his career playing amongst shit, much like Sheezel right now with the Kangaroos, but at least the Kangaroos have upside.
>>144005574Hawthorn could have finished 2nd if Port didn't pinch the game against them kicking 2 goals in 20 seconds with Port winning by 1 point. :,(
>>144005872bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ
just want to see kingy before i go to bed
based queeny iykwim haha
Freo are mentally weak. They just can't get it done when they need to. I don't see a way back for them. May as well merge with Gold Coast
currently in the theatre. walked passed the woman who I thought wa supposed to punch the ticket and I held the ticket out to her while walking slowly passed her and she didn’t even look at me or punch the ticket
>>144005916That was a poster for 'It Ends With Us' you walked passed
congrats you looked like you knew what you were doing or she doesn't get paid enough to careeither way you learnt a lesson about securityplease don't use it for evil
>>144005790utter cunt gibberish
St kilda went from pick 5 to pick 7 and carlton still play finals lol
>>144005897Kek
>>144005938Footy is about winning, dumb dumb
this theatre is actually very loud and I do t like it. Is the movie usually quieter than the previews?
>>144005907People were saying the exact same thing about Collingwood after 2009, and Geelong after 2006, and Richmond for 30 years leading into 2017.Sometimes it just takes a few changes. Could be a new coach, could be some new coaches, could be a few savvy recruits.They will likely get Bolton and Baker this off-season, which could be a big point of difference. Not even looking at their footballing output; they played parts in Richmond's successful era, and could bring winning mentality to the Dockers.
stop larping as an autist
>>144005944is not
>>144005933>no argumentNo problem, Piesperg. You know I'm right, because all it takes is one look at Collingwood's current under-23s.Like damn, holy shit, YIKES. Imagine being the oldest club in the AFL and THIS is what you have coming through the youth ranks.
>>144005944thisremember when north got lambasted for not tanking for reid and then ended up getting a better player at pick 2 anyway
>>144005951I’m not larping as an autist, I have a doctor’s note
>>144005947Yeah, one of those changes should be merging with GC
>>144005946enjoy the movie m8 i wish i had m8s to see movie wit
>>144005953the idiot
going to get you kicked out if you use your phone during the movie mate
micksperg is in another one of his 'replying to his own posts' moods with this fake movie autist shit
>>144005961thank you for conceding. another easy win for me.
when teams are equal on points it should go head to head result before perctentage imoso collingwood are 2-0 on carlton collingwood should be in the finals
What games did the local pub have in the kids room when you were a kidza? Tarzan and simpsons roadrage for me
>>144005983>if the umps can't rig us in, we should just change the rules!
>>144005953i see 4 200 gamers among that group
daicos > horne-francis > sheezel > mckercher > reid > ashcroft
>>144005984local pubza didn't have a kid's room but i was allowed to be in the TAB if i was with dadzawon a 10 to 1 eight legger 20 years agojust don't know why i can't recreate that kind of success these days
someone's fart just echoed through the entire building
lads dont worry about no footy next weekaflw is back!
Some random bird wants to fuck captain kirk pretty much every episode
so fucking based that carlton are in the finals and cripps played well enough to get the brownlow locked up
Some random redshirt dies every episode iykwim haha
>>144006049btw I'm vegan
how fucking cunting long does this bounce shit go on forgive me kingy
remember flagmantle?
>>144006054This is also true
>>144006056meant for (Him)144006043
>>144005954i don't remember that
>>144005629then it would be Giants vs Swans retardlearn orderingand then wonder why americans are faggots who put the away team before the home team
Didn’t have much for dinner, wish I had some chippies to graze on, might have to settle for some leftover lasagna
kingy is on
*click click*
>>144005632then be oppressed by powerhungry jannies>>144005648>just pay for kayo>>144006091i'd uberjeets something but most of the "local" drivers are dumbfucks who can't follow instruction (because they're "skilled migrant" ESL retards)
IF the wildcard weekend was brought in for 2024...THEN you'd have to say Collingwood would arguably be flag favourites
>you would be arguing a team at 9th would be flag favourites
Any one else think wildcard is so dumb?
AFL is dumb. need the organisation hung drawn and quartered
>>144006129graveyard shift at pine gap going well fedposter?remember don't dindu nuffin everyone
mad that Jack Martin is on a 5 year $3m contract. is anyone else earning $600k/year to sit out every season injured?
Return to state league football Return to innocence
cop?https://www.oliver.com.au/34-series-brown-pull-on-riggers-boot-34692#
>>144005657giants going out in straight sets would be diabolicalbane would beat swasn tho
>>144006143>1 game at the MCGSurely one of those other games should be moved there too.
daicos will move to tasmania on a massive contract when the pies bottom out and start a rebuild in 2-3 years
>>144006226trip on smellburnian
>>144006143elimination finals are usually thursdayit'll be:bane v blues: thursday nightswans v giants: friday nightport v cats: saturday afternoondogs v hawks: saturday night
>>144006025I used to be able to pick every winner every week in the footy as a kid, wish i gambled back then
>>144006246>t. pricktorian
>>144006254Stop lying pal
Already dreading the offseason
makes me sad to see how far my homeland (england) has fallen
makes me sad to see how far my home general (/afl/) has fallen
just discovered that it's best to tip all your dip in the packet of chips and mix it up rather than use each chip individually in the dip
>>144006195no
>>144006133>>144006289Looking good mate
>>144006289Why he angry
conspiracy kino is back on the menuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLPtRwXgCM
>>144006254dadza used to give me a $2 coin to put on the rugby (we were north of the barassi line please no hate) around every fridaynever really had much luck but that time made me feel good
How much are tickets likely to cost for me to see my hawks?
>>144006289need a greasy wog to send it over wrapped in a scarf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsA-UZJOyd8
>finished 14th in the league>won the secondary grand final from 14th>won it with a higher score than both primary grand finaliststhe cinderella story of the year
>>144006383crispgood work sneed>tfw finished 2nd>out in straight sets
i have legit seen a ufo
Looking forward to another Doggies 'hip
Good news lads. Afl just released their episode of Access All Areas early. So we can all ignore it now rather than tomorrow!
>>144006195Mate just use temu http://temu.com/search_result.html?srch_scene_type=main&search_key=work%20boots&recent=1&source=10001&page_el_sn=200268&search_method=user&srch_enter_source=top_search_entrance_10005&_x
>>144006412trip on mkultraspergi guarantee you ufos were made to cover up research projects from area 51why do you think they were in nevada or arizona in the first placejust a cohencidence?
>>144006479didn't say i've seen aliens did i
absolutely detest women
>>144006463lol. chink shit
>>144006506Good goy. Never marry, never reproduce.
>>144006506Bro was the incel prototype
>>144006494didn't say i said you said you'd seen aliens did i?
>>144006463>first result is a steel toe reebok instapumpkek
I hope I live till 2100
>be's showing up to site in thesedon't forget to show a bit of ankle
>>144006590It’s already 2245 though
>>144006412>>144006494adding on to my post because you're a fucking retardufos were just planes tested at area 51it's a DoD facility used to test shit because it's hard to spy on shit that's in the middle of the desertand they used mkultra to cover it upnot sure why i would have to elaborate about it that much on this fucking website
>McKay, Curnow, de Koning, McGovern, Williams, Martin, Boyd back for Brissyyeah, I'm thinking flaggers
>>144006653Don't remember that anon saying anything about area 51
>>144006661Docherty tooit will be so good to smash brisbane in brisbane
You can piss safely in these
>>144006661>Half the team is undercookedYeah, who can stop them?
>>144006653How do you know cunt what makes you think you know anything
>she hasn't texted me since thursday
>>144006686there were no aliens at area 51 you blind deaf and dumb esl fucking retard learn to read i fucking told you what happened
>>144006767she is probably just out of cellular data, you should show up to her house to check in on her
>>144006775Aliens and UFOs exist, you have to be a complete retard to think otherwise
how can a team have 5 players get more than 100 fantasy points and still lose?also, where can i see a ranking of fantasy points earnt over a season? surely 150 has to be close to the most for a single game
>>144006723logic retardhow do you think you know the truth about kennedy and oswald and the cunt that killed oswald when he was being transferred?or abraham lincoln and john wilkes booth so shortly after the end of the civil war?bet you think they were lone wolves too hey
>>144006814Rowan Marshall had a 171 game around the middle of the year. Usually the highest score of the season is a ruckman who dominated a game.
>>144006562get something colorful
>you'd have to be a complete retard to be a retardjust think about the entire logic of ufos and aliens and how there's a massive secret base roughly near where one was located but completely within flying distance
my life is cooked
imagine the plapping kath will be wanting after tonight's loss
still, i want to see a table with the top 100 fantasy scores for the year
>>144006975Buy this
imagine being plapped by a hot dyke aflw player
>>144007112I've considered getting into self defence gear.
>>144006653yeah that's great mate. i never said anything about area 51 or any of this shit you're prattling on about like a spastic.
https://play.afl/umpire?utm_source=elite-landing-page-referral&utm_medium=clicks&utm_campaign=referral-promo-list-umpire
>>144007112not sure the point of tarrant having a compass or a whistle but also it's been 5 years since i watched that video because those dumb fucking retards tried to censor it because it was dumb retarded and fake as fuck
>>144006975Based Andrew O’Keefe
Night cunts
My life has reached it's villain arc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2687RHEhGI
>>144007399See>>144007372
why's there even discussion of others winning the brownlow if daicos is so good that he's not even in the list?
>>144007372I heard bad shit about that guy going way back
>>144007242if you think i am then you're a dumb fuck who can't readif you're so fucking dumb i need to simplify it for you a third timealiens are fake as fuck and the whole thing was to support american military intelligence in a region which was known for thatyou dumb arse fucking retard ausjeey
>>144007559obviously meant ausjeet not ausjeey
>>144007559never said it was aliens you fucking spanner
>>144007616>spannerallow me to play deadspins advocate>>144006494
blokes a thicko mate
how much will AFLW players be earning in 18 years time? i'm trying to work out how much i need to flog my daughter or if i just let her off the hook?
>>144007739meth mostly
what would your goal celly be if you were an afl player?
>>144007973the adelaide power stance
anything that would allow me to retire by the age of 30 mostlyso if i was a retard who didn't invest and spelt all my extra dosh on coke after the plandemic it'd be $1 mil but if it was before and i could control myself perhaps $200k
Why do all the fantasy grubs come out at night time. You are disgusting.
>celly doesn't mean salaryray from in bruges in the park.png
kinohttps://youtu.be/WEc5WjufSps
I’m back from the movies!!! I saw Alien Romulus and I liked it. I thought it was pretty good, had a lot of interesting ideas. Only thing I didn’t really like was that there were far too many pointless loud jump scares. There was like 8 of them within a two minute window and it ruined the immersion because I ended up trying to repair myself for the next jump scare rather than just watching the movie. I’ll be regularly going to the movies now, it’s fun.
>pointless loud jump scareswelcome to alien newfag iykwim haha
>>144008568they were excessive in this, far more than previous movies. it could have been spooky even without the loud sound effects and it would have been better
>>144008256ok yeah that actually was a kino edit
>>144008256what the fuck
>>144008256Where's the homosexual commentator pausing the video every 5 seconds to scream and laugh?
lol fred
>>144008256>they don't have namesAlright that was kino ngl
>>144007473based abo that can't count past 3
lol
I hate mondays
fred
>>144017602losers. no premiership docking in freo this year again hahalongmanure = chris connolly 2.0
I love Monday
tryna find a job i need no experience, resume, references and can wfh memight just bullshit most of itproblem is the references
rdo today
Good morning alf
Freo made history last night
With the wildcard round next year we would have Hawks vs Freo at MCG this week and Carlton vs Collingwood, you'd have to think MCG too.Would be good games of footy desu.
>>144018812>fraudmantle
>>144005790You’re a fuckhead mate, absolute stupid fucking dumb cunt retard spastic faggot. Want to talk about it man to man? I’ll fucking destroy you
>I am not a Port supporter but how is it fair that a team that finishes second has to play in Perth Sunday evening and front up again on a Thursday. At best it is disrespectful , at worse I'd prefer not to say!
sup duders
>watch video of cute girl doing a tech walkthrough video>she’s screen recording>put my cursor on top of her cursor>it’s like we’re holding hands
Got a liquid Fremantle bubbling away in my guys, lads.
>>144019294I am a port supporter and while I sort of agree I also want a shorter turn around so the players don't miss a step and keep form going
just did an extremely large and stinky hawthorns finals win chances lads
>>144019591Hawks are going to beat the doggies
Hawks are free money against the Bullflogs
it's uphttps://archive.is/Bvyk5
>>144019671pfffffffffffffffffffft
>>144019716>dogs by 5interesting
hawthorn are a fucking meme team
MY catters will make a prelim
>>144019804Fuckup idiot, it’s Monday morning I’m fucking in a bad mood, won’t hesitate to test your jaw mate
>>144019889tough cunt ay
>>144019934Yeah you want to find out how tough?
>>144019962
>hawks elite kicking is a meme
>>144020230I dont know who they are. what teams do they play for? vfl? sanfl?
>>144019977Yeah I would ko you stiff and then rape you mate because I fucking want to ruin you
>>144020230Literally who?
one thing I will say about the hawkroaches is they look like they're having fun, which is good for the game imothey seem to enjoy each other's company and they have a healthy amount of arrogance they are backing up on the field
>>144020357based female
Triple M Rocks football
Got an Adam green know more news ad, haven’t seen that cnt in like 8 years
You guys keen to wear your premiers guernsey while watching your team in the finals?
a toast, to south australian football
farmer wants a noose
>>144019286AQBYOU AND MEIN VICTORYWHO DA BEST?AQBBETTER THAN DA REST!
SwansPortLionsHawks
PowerHawksGiantsBluesYou heard it here first. Not sure about Dogs vs Hawks, as that one is a genuine wildcarder.
>>144020230im not going to watch that
>>144020640No insight on who the AFL would want to rig it for?
>>144020564do you have mental disabilities?
>>144020640>picks a team to win>then says he isn’t sureSomething missing in your head mate? Like a fucking brain
>>144020652Main priority for the AFL this year is to stop the AQB at all costs. Back to back premierships will be humiliating, and more clubs will apply for membership if it keeps happening.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144020659he's an /x/-tier schizo, see >>144020669
>>144020669Hey RC, you know that pretending to be a doctor is a serious criminal offence, right?
>>144020659>>144020711no but Steven May
Mr. Reality Check, do you want to know what I think? I think you're a very mentally unwell man, I think you have a lot of problems, quite frankly I think you're disturbed and delusional.
rc is a funny cunt
>>144020833Trip on fatguts
>>144020230will he give him a gun?
>fred
>>144020871no but the AFP may
KWAB
>>144020889I thought you said you didn't gamble?
impressive she's that old but you'd think someone that old would have a longer membership
>>144020932typical deluded fred poof
>>144020932turncoats never win
iggs
national tiles
black cunt
>>144020976no but Steven May
collingwood and fred didn't make finals
>>144021025thank you for your service
>>144021046i'm only a veteran of the late 2023 /afl/ janny war
>>144006250>elimination finals are usually thursdayThey alternate between Qualifying and Eliminations but it seems conditional, 2017 and '18 saw both Thursday games being Quals.
>>144021065who is this?
>>144021098tipGOD
>>144021025imagine plapping that crazy slut
which teams will be making finals next year that missed finals this year and why is it the iggs?
will this bane team ever win a flag or will they be the ross lyon st kilda of the 2020s
>>144021103what makes you think that?
>>144021104when i heard she beat up her then boyfriend and he had to call the cops on her i instantly fell in love with her
>>144021110iggs won't play finals until 2030 at the earliest mate
>>144021113They are nowhere near as good as that saints team
>>144021110Richmond, North Melbourne and Adelaide will sincerely be there. Maybe in three years for the iggs.
>>144021118since he's the one who posted it saying face reveal.... although it's just some random he knows via faceboookin fact he posted a different pic years ago of a different person saying face reveal which i actually believe was him and he looked like a scary dude but i think he deleted the post because he was probably highnot sure if you can find it in the archives i've tried though
>>144021139lol
Who will be the most glaring omission from this year's AA side?
>>144021121>>144021125are you born with poor takes or do you learn to be poor at takes?
>>144020957I don't. I'm trying to help you make some no-risk money.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144021139>although it's just some random he knows via faceboookPretty shit behaviour
>>144021142nigga how tf should i know
>>144021142Darcy Moore
>>144021119bpd = amazing sexo
>>144021149I tipped 137 this year. I think I'm ok at this.
>>144021151Those odds are boring and too far away, give me something with some balls.
if /bane/ had prime nick riewoldt they would have at least two flags by now
>>144021154Take a guess you turnip
You did win your supercoach league, right /alf/?
yeah....... pride flags
>>144021125>RichmondLol back to back spoons looms for the tigers. They are completely cooked and everyone with experience is looking to leave. Getting rid of Rioli, Bolton, Lynch etc won't make them better.
>>144021164you couldn't tip a cow
>>144021154meth mostly
>>144021192Maybe if your mum did a better job i would
>>144021164I tipped 141 so my opinion trumps yours pal
>>144021179funny story bane back in the 2000's had a chance too recruit riewoldt he played for Southport in the QAFL before he was drafted
>>144021197Oh ok then, you got me I guess
>>144021196not my fault you're too weak to tip my mum over
>>144020932she was in her 50s during the 70s
>>144021201> back in the 2000's had a chance back in the 2000's bane* had a chance
If there is one thing I have learnt in my years of watching footy, it is that kicking goals wins games. Therefore, Bane get beaten. Simple as that
>>144021165A 72% investment over 3 months is amazing. Not sure why you wouldn't want this.Captcha: Verification not required.
Boards are currently get wiped clean, stay strong lads.
>>144021288brb garn bahamas
>>144021288she'll be right
>>144021288Huh?
>>144021267Can see her meat and two veg.
literal months old threads on /diy/ and other slow boards fucking gonefucking faggots, good for nothing retard website owners
Quite a bit got hit. probably more than this./vip/ /a/ /b/ /co/ /diy/ /fit/ /aco/ /c/ /trash/ /ck/, /mlp/, /biz/, /h/, and /int/ /biz/ /lit/ /fit/ /h/ /b/ /bant
>>>/a/270308316Mods have apologised
>>144021363wish they could have deleted /nrl/
>>144021380They cleaned up too hard
>>144021380Shit like this is "literally" the reason why I no longer respect any bans administered on me.
>>144021409I want to administer a fucking right hand across your jaw, you pathetic fat fucking dipshit
I’m ugly and have Asperger’s. I’m giving up.
>>144021458sorry to hear that
>>144021458nah your orrite lad
>>144021458Based 4chan mod
>>144021453The hostile idiot.Captcha: Verification not required.
when will we get our apology?
>>144021486I. Am. Sorry.
>>144021486Rudd apologised 16 years ago
>>144021473Don’t ever quote me again mate
My mother gave me autism and never apologised.
>>144021334did they hit /po/ too?would be a bit retarded since there's threads that have been there for 10 years>>144021363you just KNOW glowdiggers were testing some software that went wrong iykwim haha
>>144021591/po/ is thankfully safe
>>144021458i have asperger's but i'm handsome. i'm not giving up.try getting jacked, even if you're a manlet (hate that word even though i'm 6" but people are retarded and it works as a shortcut
>>144021591Woah you're not kidding there's a Pokemon topic from 2016 still there
i literally only post on /sp/ so idgaf
>>144021603i think there's one about paper stars from link 2014 but i haven't been to /po/ in a while
>The man accused of going on a stabbing rampage in southern Sydney on Sunday has been identified.>Police have confirmed Antony Benson, 58, is the man who allegedly slashed his partner in his car with a box cutter and attacked five others who came to the woman’s aid, including a police officer.Lord Dobby finally flipped
>>144021602>women in charge of knowing what 6'6" looks like
>>144021619Surprise surprise. The assailant was another incel.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144021634he had a partner, ya dingbat. he might be an abusive psycho, but an incel he wasn't.>CCTV shows Benson allegedly driving on the wrong side of Old Bush Road before he sped through an intersection and hit a blue sedan on the highway at about 9am on Sunday.>He then allegedly attacked his 40-year-old partner with a box cutter as bystanders attempted to intervene.
>>144021603oh yeah there's also this one from 8 years ago which is autistic but interesting if you're autistic like me>>>/po/539494>>144021619>his partner>woman'sjust call her his girlfriend thenfuck this entire gender neutral bullshit how about cunts not be so fucking fragile
sounds like meth psychosis
>>144021656or vax. but lord dobby's been mental for years. apparently her changing his radio station is what set him off.
>>144021623it's hot when they tell you how big your 8" is thoughbeit
144021634yes and lee harvey oswald was a lone wolf you fucking faggotCaptcha: (You) not required.
>>144021650I suggest you read it again mate.
>>144021680do incels (involuntarily celibate) have partners?
>>144021689When they force someone into a relationship and threaten to kill them if they leave? Yes.Captcha: Verification not required.
How good is having a big stretch after sitting for hours
>>144021698not the definition of an incel.
>>144021700Just have to be careful not to let a little fart out if you are in the office
>>144021689no but Steven May
the next big thing is you
>>144021698Why are you assuming he forced her into a relationship? you're just making shit up now, like your doctor title and your rocket ship and your farms and all the other things. yeah, not replying to your fat fibbing arse anymore.
what do you think they were covering up? or searching for and then covering up? the leaked nick daicos gay photo's?
>>144021709he should save that for the seinfeld session in the breakroom before he leaves
reckon it would be good if you could write erotica or draw adult art without being arrested because you wanted to process trauma from all the opportunities you missed out from being a sperg at 16>>144021730meth mostly
FAT RCHE WEIGHS LIKE A TON OR THREEWE FOUND OUT HIS NAME'S BRADYFAT RCONE TWO THREEWEDDERBURN'S FAT RETARD
>>144021739do better, mick.
hate my life, wish I grew up with a dad
>>144021757trying toliterally the entire point of my posttryna go SEA
he literally ALWAYS runs away like a bitch when the fat rc song starts playing
>>144021762got a passport?
crazy how good collingwood's youth is
>>144021765uhhhh no sweaty, he's just doing one or all of the following>having sex with his wife>working on his rocket ship>tending his livestock on one of his farms>in contact with his afl sources>learning his 14th language>giving advice to elon musk>curing cancer or administering life saving treatment to poor aboriginal people>spending time with his 4 beautiful childrenthe doctor fragilty cuck has a very very busy life.
>>144021767nohad one more than ten years ago but of course ten years is the expiry date for adults otherwise i would've taken my shit inheritance (less than $50k) over there and at least been able to make a living instead of being a disabled retard
>>144021789so get one. first step to not being a disabled retard.
not even joking, but could ollie wines snap nick daicos in half?
>>144021782why is he always doing things for poor needy boys? like how he helped out a boys orphanage during his banishment to indonesia?
>>144021789inheritance from a grandparent btwinheritance from either parent is guaranteed to be complete shit because the banks can get to it before you do>>144021792it's ~15-30% of my bank account but the more important thing is i need a reference and everyone i knew for more than 12 months i don't know anymoremight just pay a boong
>>144021796someone needs to post the RC CV >>144021797a JP can be a legal reference for a passport.
>>144021827https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/transaction/find-a-justice-of-the-peace-jphttps://actjpa.org.au/locate-a-jp/
>>144021602look for the male attractiveness one if you want a real eye opener.
>>144021827>>144021827I have no doubt that Reality Check has:-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a high school education-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a one-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub-exiled due to issues with the ATO-paid AUD$3 million dollars to end his exile-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules-helped fund a new local soccer stadium-hunted sharks to help feed the locals-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage-has a direct lineage to Machiavelli-committed suicide on the 9th of January 2016-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of scienceI, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.
>>144021866thats the one. needs updating.
>COLLINGWOOD has delisted ruck Aiden Begg after three-and-a-half seasons at the club.
>>144021882guess he'll be begging for a new contract somewhere
>>144021872>>144021866yep someone needs to add his latest accomplishmentslike how he's a fully fledged doctor now without having to complete his doctorateand making rocket ships as a hobby helping elon outetc...
porthawksswanslions
>>144021891i thank the lord you aren't a dad yet
fucken got b& didn't i had to report my post didn't ya ya fucking snitch nigga rat cunt
>>144021920tell ya something, a couple of days ago I made a quip about the essendon football club's old nickname. no biggie, nothing happened. hours, might've even been the next day, I called out RC on some of his fake doctor shit and within 5 mins I got a warning for racism. 13mins later, when the temp ban finished, I was banned. sus? or coincedence?
>>144021898working on it. shall submit for additions, editing and criticism.
>>144021724My dark humour is lost on the plebocracy...
>>144021949
>>144021985being wrong doesn't make you funny.
>>144021989My sides.>>144021992Cope
>>144021794Possibly
>>144021987i think you should have something saying he's rumoured (people are speculating) he's advising elon musk personally on new space X propulsion systems but has not confirmed it
>>144021996I don't work with plebocrats mate.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144021993feel free to point out any inaccuracies in your jacket >>144021987might add the homosexual stuff now I think about, considering you've still yet to learn humility. nothing wrong with gay experiences, as you've said many times.
>>144021987Crisp lore keeper
a bunch of tall handsome well educated professional footballers are about to be delisted / fired / NEET lol my favourite part of the year
>>144021987it skips over a large period (2016-2020/21) and also early /tv/ rc where he talked about his gay experiencespersonally I think the part where he got "raped" by a 16 year old he was coaching should be added, where his wife kicked him out
>>144021794are you sure?
>>144022033ah yes, it certainly does miss this era. hence why I was asking for input and editing. this is open source. I merely copied the text and chucked it into edit. feel free to make posts.also wondering if we should add the Wedderburn Brady info.
>>144022044legit looks like the guy on the right
RC whatever happened to that reality TV series you were writing back in the day?
spill the tea lads
>>144022088>implying RC knows anything about reality
fellas
>>144022098kek
What do sacked footballers do after leaving footy? Do they usually pick up a trade?
>>144022201basically they are told to do courses or uni to get jobs at the clubs sponsorsalternatively they go into media or work for the club in some kind of role coaching or somethingif they don't want to do that shit they do speaking tours and meet and greats shit like thata lot of them will just buy a blue chip business like furniture store or a fast good franchisee from a food company that sponsors the clubthe good clubs offer them career advice and guides them into what would work best and explains them their options
had my heart broken yesterday and now I don't know what the fuck dodidn't go in to work today because what's the fucking point of any of this shit, of pushing through life without the spark of love and compassion that is now gone, everything seems meaningless
>>144022201buy pubsbuy hungry jacks franchisesinvest in restaurants/barsbuy car dealershipsbuy racehorsesdeal drugsget into mediapromote boxingdo motivational speaking for moneydo appearances for moneyLiterally anything they want
>>144022201Yeah I know James Rowe was a plumber before going to the crows and I think he's working as a plumber again and playing sanfl
>>144022246forgotproperty developmentbecome real estate agentsbuy brothelsmanage brothels
>>144022201I know that a certain ex Melbourne Demon owns a controlling interest in 10 carparks in Melbourne
fucked somebodies hoe the other night, apparently she left him and he's heartbroken now lol
>>144022251did you forget the 'join the bikies' part for the last two?
>>144022245sorry to hear mate
>>144022259I thought that was not even need to mention. >promote boxing>deal drugs
>>144022258What was her name mate?
>>144022282dunno lol just another slut
>>144022057>never, ever acknowledges being called bradyliterally all the proof we need we found his name
>>144022258based amish farmer
feel like texting my mother to tell her that she didn’t do a good job as a mother
>>144022339Mate not your mum's fault you're a dropkick
>>144022339Based Clayton Oliver
Who are the doggies of this league?
>>144022352The doggies
>>144022332no actual info though. Brady? surely some autist can do the real deep dive
>>144022357because the spastic fatcunt bragged about being a wedderburn threepeat premiership playerso another spastic autistcunt crosschecked all three grand final teams and all the times fatguts wasn't active on saturday afternoons when wedderburn was playing and only one player fit the bill
>>144022352the cats
>>144022369>so another spastic autistcunt crosschecked all three grand final teams and all the times fatguts wasn't active on saturday afternoons when wedderburn was playing and only one player fit the billThat's based, is he actually fat though? I'd assume a guy playing footy would have to be somewhat fit
Essendon have delisted three players:- Nick Hind- Tex Wanganeen- Kaine Baldwin
>>144022381why?
>>144022402BasedEssendon could have picked him up apparently and decided not to. Thank god.
>>144022429Oh he's suspended!
>>144022402>23 kicks>0 handballs>8 kick ins
>>144022378people get fat after their footy days
>Peemongs getJosh Rachele>Adelaide getsAlex Neale-Bullen + 3Rdo you do it?
Business idea: extend brownlow voting to finals games
imagine going off injured because some drongo threw a plastic water bottle at youpissweak goal umpireembarrassing for everyone involvedshould have picked it up and pelted it back into the crowd
>>144022473>business idea: make a rigged system even more susceptible to rigging
I’m not on ASIO’s watch list.THEY’RE ON MINE*unsheathes dual katana*
>>144019286Like the pathetic toothless little moron you are, all you can do is screech and talk big, but you have no arguments.Typical Collingwood bogan, worthless little imbecile.
>>144022381>nick hindhuh? thought he was one of their decent players and he's only 30
>there are still retards here who believe micksperg's rc impersonation is actually rc
RC i wanna bounce up and down on your big fat cock
My boss caught me in the lunch room at the end of the day and demanded to know what I was doing.I came up with some excuse but now I'll have to lie low and stay out of there till the heat dies down. Really hope this doesn't effect the higher up position I've just applied for
>>144022517trip on fatguts
>>144022401100 pushups (wide grip) a day
Theres nothing wrong with being ugly
>>144022557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qmwJ3g8osA
ugly blokes should consider routing exhaust gas into their cars
Life's easier if you're pretty
Serena is so lovely
>>144022577>>144022582yes
>>144022429who?is this another spud that carlton will whinge about being missing?
>>144022479https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-14/troy-maskell-guilty-of-manslaughter-strathmerton/102717604stand still whilst i peg a full bottle at your head cunt
So good being a SwasnCHAD
the swans and port micks are so grimlike trying so hard to be piesperg and iggsboomer
i think i seen a video of serena getting arsefucked once
>>144022635pokemon hentai doesnt count
nooooo I think being a swansCHAD is one of those things that makes all the vicboombers scream into their nappies.face it. AFL is NOT a vic game anymore
>bane>hawks/dogssome spud top 4 sides are getting straight setted for sure
Surely Geelong is out in straight sets?They will lose to Port Power at the Adelaide Oval, their midfield is too much better.Dogs or Hawks at the MCG is a nasty matchup for them as well.
>literal who (((journalist))) dies and gets a spot on the national news>former players die all the time with only a blurb in the paperhuh, how about that?
straight sets = more time to spend admiring your astroturf patch.
>>144022655Embarrassing retard.Landsberger was one of the few good AFL journos.
Ive just realised afl is a ponzi scheme
>>144022656modernism is so soulless
>>144022652this is what everyone is expecting yes
>>144022662So good that he was seldom mentioned here in the entirety of his career.
Thoughts?https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/should-north-merge-with-the-new-tasmanian-team.1386405/
>>144022679Classic example of how the AFL has worked their magic on the plebocracy. 5 years ago they would've said this was pit of the question.Captcha: Verification not required.
>team does well in regular season>(insert team name)chads>dumb shopped pepe picsimply boring
>>144022656is this really what someone who has made probably close to a mil a year for a decade house looks like?in a shit city too?we are all fucked
>>144022696you should fuck off
>>144022703No houses available to buy in my suburb that are under 800k
>robbo still not backcome on, wtf
>robbo away againfuck this cunt is always sick
>>144022696you're not a doctoryou're not even good at footyso fuck off dickhead
>>144022703This is why I've always said: of you're not making at least 6 figures a year, you're fucked.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144022725tbf he was at sam lansberg's funeral this arvo
>>144022710>>144022727Just ignore RC and stop giving him (you)s, you fuckwits
>>144022731oy vey
>>144022731vaxx status?
>>144022733yes you a very smart
>>144022245Always next season, fredchad
>>144021827weird because abf.gov.au has said for years it needs to be someone who's known you for 12 months or more
>>144022733>just ignore >just My intentions aren't to get inside your head, but looks like there's a fair bit of work for you to do to get me out of it.
>>144022703West Beach apparently, so could easily be $3-4 million depending on how close to the beach it is, I'm presuming close
>>144022753you are fucking so dumb manliterally the dumbest cunt
>>144021739Save it for court, rockspider
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>144022757Got any evidence to back up that claim mate?Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144022656the poort ferals haven't burned his house down yet gee whiz they cant be that unhappy he's still coach
>>144022733It's not rc you moron, it's micksperg impersonating him, probably using a language model.Micksperg is a massive attentionwhore and loves it when people are dumb enough to think he's the real rc.
>>144022767My evidence is you're a faggot
>>144022764New>>144022774>>144022774>>144022774
>>144022764me but meth mostly
>>144022655Early life