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Match Day #2 Comes to a Conclusion!

The Weekends Results are:

>Liverpool 2 - 0 Brentford
AFC Bournemouth 1 - 1 Newcastle
>Wolves 2 - 6 Chelsea
Aston Villa 0 - 2 Arsenal
>C Palace 0 - 2 West Ham
Fulham 2 - 1 Leicester
>Man City 4 - 1 Ipswich
Southampton 0 - 1 Nottm Forest
>Spurs 4 - 0 Everton
Brighton 2 - 1 Man Utd
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Games were a bit shit this weekend in my opinion. Next weekend much tastier.
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Alri lads.
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>His team's manager has conceded a goal
>His team's manager doesn't have a 100% win percantage
Could never be me
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>>144014758
Damn, how good are Spurs right now?
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Chelsea channeled the new Spurs today. We geniuses of the game can see what's going on here and it's very exciting. Pep is being left in the dust.
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>>144014822
West Ham done good business this summer
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>>144014826
I've got a bad feeling about this anon. Ten Hag tricked us with this >we are le shit tactic before and then beat us.
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>>144014831
I've seen enough. Chelsea vs Spurs title race.
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>>144014835
Wasnt so sure about last year but i think they are coming good aswell as new signings.
Also players like Kudus have been very good business. Im guessing Ings is out injured or something too.
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>>144014831
>Chelsea channeled the new Spurs today
Is that a... good thing? Spurs are still called Spurs.

I remember the "new spurs without kane curse" last season too and they ended up doing fuck all.
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>>144014895
Fullkrug and Wan-Bissaka are very clever signings for West Ham
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BREAKING:
>Swap deal between Chelsea and Man UTD for Sancho and Sterling

Thank you Todd <3
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>>144014939
Enjoy your conference league final
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>>144014939
How many players do Chelsea have now kek
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Palace are donezo this season
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>>144014803
United vs Liverpool is always kino
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new courtney just dropped lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSKE8mu4UqE
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>>144015005
>9 minutes ago
Classic Liversimp.
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>>144014939
Is there a player who played for more top clubs than Sterling?
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>>144015037
Lukaku
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So is Ivan Toney going to yanited or what?
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>>144015058
riyadh looms for our ivan
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I love football so much
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>>144015162
>Back and shoulders on that
Bet she can carry a lot of washing
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recommend you all report that one for nsfw on a sfw board
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>>144015186
Gay cunt
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reckon trent's off to madrid lads
proper kicking off today at nowt

>>144015200
genuinely boring bastard
doubt you can gold a conversation IRL for more than 15 seconds
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>>144015162
Corrr
>>144015212
Faggot
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>Faggot
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>>144015239
when are we gonna have a serious conversation about the fact that ten hag's head is not humanoid?
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>>144015239
Convinced Ten Hag threw this game. He didn't even care in the post match interview and he's usually fuming. 4D tactics to sell McSauce.
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>>144015200
>>144015220
Based homophobes
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>>144015263
What is a "humanoid" head shape to you?
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>>144015268
Yea probably threw 5 of the last 6 against Utd too.
>>144015239
Baldy looks so strange in this
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new chloe lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIoMPdSjaY
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>>144015339
Gone right over your head. Ten Hags genius is untouchable.
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well said
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>40 minutes ago
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>>144015388
Anybody watching this unironically should be killed
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Would take Sterlel for Sanchingz if he took a lesser wage desu. He might be a bit of a meme but even at his worst he's still getting you 13+ g/a a season which is triple what Sancho ever gave >us.
Also hearing that Chelsea would include Chilwell in the swap. Not as keen on him as we already have 2 injury prone left backs
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>>144015162
you could call her a bed footballer
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>>144014758
i met jet once when i was a little lad. she had a tracksuit on so i found myself slightly disappointed i didn't get to gawp at her legs and tits.
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>>144015645
why would you want another rashford in the squad? sterling has even worse decision making, pure frustration
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Should players really be left in no man's land just because whatever coach you have this season doesn't like you? Surely the player selection isn't just the sole decision of one man?
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>>144016006
>want to play in a certain way
>player doesnt fit that way
What should they do? Accommodate the player over the team/manager ?
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>>144016006
Are you new to sport in general?
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>>144015940
Because >we'd be getting an automatic upgrade to Sancho that >we wouldn't even be paying them for who also might be on less wages than Sancho while also getting rid of Sancho himself
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evertonians having another normal one

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724617729925298.webm
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>>144014758
this woman owes me sex
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>>144016599
Imagine having to go all the way to London to get raped
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Mad that Liverpool have (barely) beaten a League 1 side and (barely) beaten relegation certs and now they're winning the league
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>>144016327
don't think that left wing needs any additions, especially similar in playing style as rashford or even more, missing easy one-on-ones; would rather get more cash + a squad player (chilwell is injury prone, think it would be chalobah, who was linked with united in the past) or just cash straight up
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>>144016640
goals scored
clean sheets
attacking sequences
tracking back
working hard for the gaffer
darwin relegated to the permabench
trent having a sulk

these are the things title pushes are made of
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Pie, mash and liquor at Leyton Orient

£7
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>>144016269
I'm not, maybe just a bit naive about how it works in football though. Like some of these established United players are just out of the team because they had a disagreement with Ten Hag. Seems a bit ridiculous and childish.
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>>144016741
This happens in other sports as well, it's not exclusive to football.
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>>144016738
Looks nice but £7 hurts my northern wallet
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well said k stengz
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>>144016640
same with Chelsea scoring 6 today and Tottenham 4 yesterday, you’d think they would know better at this point but nope.
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>>144014990
Arse wog and Shitizen wished they had anything remotely similar
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>>144015005
>>144015021
Proper grim that. Didnt know he was a proper simp freak. Soi runs through scouser veins.
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>>144015433
They already left this mortal plane after the 4-3 :(
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ABLs struggling to comprehend that klopp no longer manages liverpool
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>>144017411
>United vs Liverpool
>Arse wog and Shitizen wished they had anything remotely similar
Do you not know who Shitizen is?
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>>144017495
Not just ABLs, the media as well
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>>144017495
His fraudulence and scouser cult remains despite.
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>>144017511
Forgot to say just found a perfect comment on the Guardian match report:

>There seems to be a weird narrative that Slot's Liverpool either have to be flawless or they're fragile, perhaps stemming from the stumbling chaos of last season. City concede chances, Arsenal concede chances, this article reads like Liverpool are the only team in that echelon who are constantly one conceded chance away from being exposed as a house of cards. Personally as a Liverpool fan I felt about as relaxed watching the game today as I've felt in a couple of years. The couple of chances Brentford did have were fairly mundane and to be expected from a well coached Premier league opponent, this was a dominant and disciplined win from a team who are still adapting to a new manager and I can't wait to see where this journey goes.
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>>144017495
I'm fine with Liverpool when they don't have a narcissistic weirdo germ in charge. Then again, I'm fine with any team without one.
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>>144017511
I think their own fans are finding it hard to cope as well. I thought I might have been overly critical of them during the game because they were just chanting something depressing shite like a fucking lament more than a chant while the game was still very much in the balance. It was like as if they weren't even paying attention to the game. They're not the only fans guilty of it though, but it pisses me off so much.
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Madueke is English well i never. Will be commenting on motd2 things here so deal with it
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>>144017850
In Jamaica issit?
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Based pastor Fred scoring a hattrick
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Thomas frank hair mogging arne slot
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>>144016995
>Went souf last week
>Nice place
>Loads of blacks but even they seemed alright
>Went to a pub
>Nearly £11 for a vodka
>Went to a shop
>£4.50 for a bottle of water
Prices are outrageous down there.
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Billy Gilmour is better than Kobbe Mainoo
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>>144017850
is that Sonia Jackson?
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Fell for the packaging this beer is genuinely shit.
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>>144018009
Miss this lil nigga like you can't believe. Always smiling.
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>>144017850
True mudsharks
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>>144018236
It's another fake foreign beer
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>>144018065
Souf Side Vibes

Yo, hit the Souf last week, what a vibe,
Nice place, sun shinin’, feels like a tribe,
Loadsa folks chillin’, yeah, they cool as hell,
Even them niggas, man, they under a spell.

Ballin’ in the Souf, we flexin’, no doubt,
Drinks at the pub, man, we shoutin’ out loud,
£11 for a vodka, what the fuck is this?
But we sippin’ on that, can’t let it be missed.

Walkin’ through the streets, got my head held high,
Ain't no way I'm leavin’, this the good life,
Hit the corner shop, water £4.50,
Damn, I'm feelin' thirsty, but I’m hustlin’ swiftly.

Ballin’ in the Souf, we flexin’, no doubt,
Drinks at the pub, man, we shoutin’ out loud,
£11 for a vodka, what the fuck is this?
But we sippin’ on that, can’t let it be missed.

Thug life vibes, rollin’ with my crew,
Everybody chillin’, what we ‘bout to do?
From the pubs to the streets, we livin’ it raw,
Souf side magic, never seen it before.

So if you roll through, know it's all love,
Souf side chillin’, we rise above,
Ain’t no hate, just a senpai in the scene,
Catch me flexin’ in the Souf, livin’ the dream.
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warra win dat wuz den redz
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>>144018700
Liverpool havent beat United in 1 year and 7 months
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>>144017850
Why do English women have 5/10 faces and 10/10 tits?
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>>144018698
Based
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>>144018700
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/YdZiR838M0bhEcFvrNEc2g/

strange gimmick
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>>144018741
Its just freshbots.org. cant take the credits
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>>144018772
Tricked by Germany again :(
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>>144014878
Please god let this happen. I won't even mind that badly if >we come second but Citywinslol is getting really tiersome.
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https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827816828388659706?t=j2vZ_x83v0M1wGiohSMQbw&s=19
>Osimhen to Arab this early into his career
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>>144018842
Matheus Pereira (28) did similar 3 years ago when playing for West Brom

He is now back in Brazil
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>>144018795
This >>144018065 as a prompt spits out some funny shit though ngl. Specially with the London rap option.Wont post them since you can see for yourself.
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>>144018748
Not really is it. ABU freaks are mentally ill as fuck and totally obsessed.

Was playing some game on Saturday night (with 4chan cunts) and some unfunny guy is making the same /mug/ joke stuff over and over (because it was red vs blue teams)
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>>144018065
>Loads of blacks
>seemed alright
Average anglo cuck facing their replacement with glee and joy.
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>>144018974
Was funny when United lost though lol
Thanks to club legend Danny Welbeck
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Oasis are back lads

very hype
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>>144014793
>all the men are ethnics
I guess whites were sleeping to go to work tomorrow
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>>144019088
Would be knocking on your front door right now if you werent under Trudeau's protection.
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>>144019157
Trudeau wouldn't stop you believe me
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>pedophile
FOY
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>>144019178
Then you shall be extradited to the UK and put in one of our full, packed prisons for hate speech by good noble Sir Keir.
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>>144019031
Cash grab because ol' thunderbird face is getting divorced. It'll just be sad to watch.
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Hope United beat Liverpool
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You are a pedophile.
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>>144017850
Can't lie, I would smash the backdoors off both of them after a few drinks.
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>>144019326
Leave the scousers alone la
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>>144019313
They won't
United are shite
Lost to Brighton
With Danny Welbeck up front LMFAO
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>>144019313
Of course you do. Liverpool are a threat to your club. United are not.
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Scousers are generally just low end criminals, every now and then killing babies or causing damage.

But what makes them even worse is how they enable it all. They're like a hormonal teenager who has to be gay because their parents werent.
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>>144019415
Anyone who actually saw the match knew United played way better than the last few seasons in similar fixtures. And Brighton rolled over for them ofcourse at the end of last season.
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>>144019437
Yeah I'm worried about losing the relegation battle lmaooooo
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>>144019469
>And Brighton rolled over for them ofcourse at the end of last season.
Mainly because RDZ was fucking off regardless
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Liverpool will start tanking big losses half way through the season like United did last.
They will finish 5th at best.

No squad depth, shit players... they will be begging to PGMOL plenty of times in the many months to come.
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Why does Sky spend 30 minutes before every televised match talking about Livershit? Who gives a fuck?
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Starting to wonder if Klopp was actually good because the players are performing exactly the same without him...
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Once United can start this team they'll be winning most games easily.
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>>144019655
Liverpools owners got insanely lucky that Klopp got insanely lucky
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>>144019721
Why does it say Hoilund twice
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>>144019763
Based retard
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>>144019642
>Who gives a fuck?
32 year old Brendan from Maine (he has deep scots-irish Liverpudlian roots apparently)

They love the long build up to matches, aswell as the advert breaks ofcourse too.
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>>144019629
They also still have to play the dreaded new format of UCL as well
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fucking love sheff united I do. goodnight
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prefer wednesday meself
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The gay mod is confirmed American. OP pic got taken down as soon as the based Euro mods went to bed.
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can't bloody believe i have to wait this long for it

>>144020415
American jannies are well known for being the worst, the ones you think of when someone says "janny tranny"
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>>144020415
they did the right thing imo
thot OP doesnt belong in /epl/
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>>144020452
No fun allowed.
Also double standards with other "offtopic" OPs i have seen lately.
I mean it was still sports related right.
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>Second half, we won more jewels, we won more second balls and we played more balls in behind.

Has Slotto solved football? Is it really just a matter of winning more jewels?
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>>144020415
You now realise that America has the highest percentage of homksexuals. They are the Arsenal of counties.
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>>144020682
Mental illness. Not unexpected from a scouse freak but still unsettling to see.

>>144020790
>They are the Arsenal of counties.
Precisely. With a touch of Spurs and a hint of Chelsea.
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Slag poster OP has well and truly TRIGGERED the autist. He has cucked their threads THREE times now.
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reminder that ipswich were denied a clear penalty in the 42nd minute but the refs and league are corrupt or retarded or both
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>>144021090
welcome to football mate
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haha yes
evertonians quaking
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You know when you think about it, watching Liverpool, you're seeing actual future legends of the game playing together at the same time. Allison, Robertson, TAA, Salah, VVD etch. And then over at Man United, it's just a bunch of unlikable dickheads.
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Mental that arsewog kept telling me Charlie Patino was a future goat and now he's going to the Spanish second div permanently
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Why do English people defend this?

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1827722467697471933
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>>144022123
Seen very few (if any) defend that
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>>144022123
i feel confident think david coote should have been out of a job years ago
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>>144019453

scouse gangsters can’t even fire a gun at someone without accidentally killing a kid, truly Darwin Nunez levels of shooting accuracy
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>>144022206
in fairness to ten hag they did change the rules of football a couple of years ago so now there's 10 minutes of extra time every game
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what's the latest on jenas? has he been arrested yet?
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>>144022239
Doesn't explain what the fuck United were doing. Simon Adingra does not need six players marking him.
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>>144022314
I heard he hadnt done anything illegal so it wasnt dick pics.
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>>144022315
6 men defending him and he still put in a perfect cross
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Harvey Price with some thrilling insight once again: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm2nl2y8lr3o

>David Raya (Arsenal): He made some unbelievable saves. The rebound save from Ollie Watkins, after Aston Villa hit the bar, changed the game in Arsenal's favour.

>Cristian Romero (Tottenham): Romero got the goal from the corner but he was also a force. He dealt with Everton's aerial threat every time.

>Noni Madueke (Chelsea): Everything he did was positive moving forward, and obviously the hat-trick always helps, but he could have had five or six on another day.

>Erling Haaland (Manchester City): He plays again and scores three again. I think it is something like every nine-and-a-half games he gets a hat-trick. Just a monster of a man. He enjoys finishing and enjoys scoring goals.

>Fabian Hurzeler (Brighton): Youngest manager in the Premier League and beating Manchester United on your home debut, it doesn't get much better than that.

You know it's bad when you want Garth back.
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>>144022392
He's come along way from "hello you cunt" you've got to give him that.
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>>144022407
kek

as someone commented on there, great work by the BBC in employing someone who threatened to punch a referee last season: https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13057651/troy-deeney-former-forest-green-boss-threatened-to-punch-match-official-before-calling-them-a-weasel

>The FA released the written reasons for Deeney's punishment on Saturday, with the manager accused of telling Andrew Hickman, the fourth official: "If you weren't a referee, I would punch your fucking head in."

>Deeney is also accused of calling Hickman a "fucking weasel."
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well what do we think?
giggs has him for longevity of course but i think on pure level of play you have to give it salah no?
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>>144022453
We already know you're a retard, scousecuck.
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>>144022467
Who is "we"? You and all your mates?
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>>144022453
Not really a winger, is he? At least not since his Chelsea days.
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>>144022560
>mates
It's the argumentative Aussie, he has no friends.
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>>144022579
Well he plays on the wing
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>went to X
>reading that Greenwood scored again for Marseille
>then it's the same exact posts about his rape case
do you think at some point people just get tired of it? honestly funny though because the media mostly has moved on from it.
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For what reason did the janny remove a bikini'd Lucy Pinder pic from the OP? Fucking useless fag.
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>>144022593
It's off topic youbaiting garbage
I report them every single time
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>>144022591
>rescued
>drew at home to Reims
Wow what a rescue.
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>>144022604
tbf if you look at the highlight, Elye Wahi practically played for Reims https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNgmAMJEsk
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>>144022604
>goal was scored on 71 minutes
bit early to claim "rescued" IMO
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>>144022591
I think people don't like that football (and more broadly men) has a domestic violence issue and football seems unwilling to address it
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>>144022616
Those "people" do not like football.
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>>144022603
why are you gey
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>>144022621
I love porn but if I want to look at scantily clad women there's a million and one places to do it that aren't a sports board
It's just obvious and boring youbaiting and is low quality
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>>144022603
>>144022632
Especially when the Anon in question constantly makes the threads before the bump limit.
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>>144022616
The domestic violence issue is women trapping off
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>struggle to score goals
>sell your 3rd joint-topscorer from last season, a mid who scored 2 more goals than trashford (a forward)
What did they mean by this?
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>>144022697
need moar dutch frauds
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>>144022697
Ugarte coming in, benching Casemiro and he'll be the one doing Mctom role in the future
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>>144022720
>benched Casemiro
Will need Fat Frank-style edits for him shortly.
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Can we speak about the implications of this only being a yellow.
Hoping someone gets tombstoned this weekend.
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>>144022775
can't wait for evanilson to do this to
>a fucking nipple
midweek and get sent off for it
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>>144022775
It will simply never be mentioned again by the premier league or the PGMOL
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Take a moment to imagine being stuck in a room with Jake Humphrey and KSI
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>>144022790
>>144022785
>>144022775
Second case of him only getting a yellow for a lariat
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>>144022591
>Mason Greenwood to snub England
Words just don’t mean anything any more do they. You can’t snub a team that isn’t calling you up. Gas all journalists should be the take-away here.
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>>144022891
Jamaica team should be pretty banterous with McLaren managing and Rapeson Rapewood playing.
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>>144022775
Why are you surprised a saudi-owned player is being looked after?
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>>144018842
the dumb nog doesnt want to get less than 500k A WEEK if he's going to move things, seems clinically insane to me considering how he only had 1 high brow season in his career
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This is a chelSNUB btw
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>>144022891
yeah that's a seething snub
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heard ireland tried to call up mason because he's got the word green in his name
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>>144022697
They are replacing him with Dutch frauds Manuel Ugarte and Danny Welbeck (allegedly)
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>>144023359
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>>144022775
>>144022785
>>144022790
Newcastle got away with so much shit last season too. Not a coincidence, imagine getting so many calls in your favor and still being shit, howling.
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Haha but what if Sterling really moves to United
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>>144023445
Please show me where they got away with a yellow for a clothesline.
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>>144023356
>re-signing DWelbz
lol
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>It's the EFL Cup second round this week, which is time to remind everyone about the changes having to be implemented for the third round due to the expansion of European competitions this season.

>Essentially, Manchester United and Tottenham will play their third round ties in the week commencing 16 September, with the remainder of the games the following week.

>This is because the Europa League starts in the week commencing 23 September as each European competition has been granted an 'exclusive' week by UEFA.

>The Champions League begins on 17 September, which means the EFL Cup third round is effectively being seeded so neither United nor Tottenham get a Champions League team as there would be a clash.

>Effectively, Manchester City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Manchester United and Tottenham will each be drawn in the first six matches (there will already have been a draw to confirm the order and whether each club is home or away). The rest of the draw will be open.

>Everyone got that?

good job EFL
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>>144022593
There's a gay faggot who reports them all.
>>144022603
Here he is^
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>>144022632
It's not porn, it's a woman in a bikini. Doesn't even qualify as NSFW and could literally be shown in a children's movie. You are just a faggot.
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>>144023568
why can't Utd draw Tottenham?

would be much easier to just do the draw and if a clash comes up put them back in the bowl and draw another team
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>>144022775
Sky will get that bald cunt to do a review of it where he will agree with everything the referees did.
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>>144023642
gas all refs
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>>144022891
The only reason he doesn't get called up is because of the alleged rape. A few years ago his trajectory was better than Saka.
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Chelsea need to stop buying everyone
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>>144023446
He will be the biggest mercenary in Premier League history having played for Chelsea, City, Liverpool, and United. United will save about 75K a week in wages if its a swap deal for Sancho.
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>>144023649
>alleged
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>>144023648
VAR should be fully automated and refs shouldn't exist. Take all subjectiveness out of the game.
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F
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>>144023660
They should keep buying players (that my club want to get rid of)
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>>144023635
>why can't Utd draw Tottenham?
Same goes for the 4 UCL clubs. The EFL clearly want them in the competition for as long as possible for TV reasons.

>would be much easier to just do the draw and if a clash comes up put them back in the bowl and draw another team
This is apparently too difficult for the EFL to realise: https://www.efl.com/news/2024/august/23/carabao-cup--round-three-draw/

>The Round Three draw consists of 32 Clubs – 25 winners from Round Two with the seven Premier League Clubs in UEFA competitions also entering in this round.

>The UEFA Conference League, a competition Chelsea FC could be participating in, is due to begin in October and therefore has no impact on the Carabao Cup Round Three draw.

>For the main draw, two separate bowls will be utilised: Bowl 1, consisting of the six UCL and UEL Clubs, and Bowl 2, consisting of the remaining 26 Clubs

>A pre-draw will take place prior to Nottingham Forest’s Round Two fixture against Newcastle United on Wednesday 28 August, live on Sky Sports, to determine the Home/Away positioning of the six Clubs in Bowl 1 for the first six ties of the main draw.

>The main draw will be conducted following the conclusion of the game at the City Ground – also live on Sky Sports. The first six ties will be drawn by alternating between one Club from Bowl 1 and one Club from Bowl 2, with the Home/Away positioning of the Club from Bowl 1 already pre-determined in the earlier draw.

>Once the six Clubs from Bowl 1 have been drawn, the remaining ten ties will be drawn from Bowl 2 only. From this round of the competition, the draw is no longer split into northern and southern sections.

What a mess.
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Thoughts on this referee?
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>>144023691
seems like a very clear case of draw manipulation, no reason Utd and Spurs can't draw each other and no reason any of the CL clubs can't draw each other
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England soccer coach Sven-Goran Eriksson poses with Atomic Kitten's Liz McClarnon (L), Natasha Hamilton and Jenny Frost (R) during the launch of T-Mobile (2002)
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>>144023717
>seems like a very clear case of draw manipulation
Yep. I can understand why the EL & CL clubs need to be kept separate for their competitions, but they do not need to be kept separate from each other.
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>Raheem Sterling is OPEN to joining Manchester United, should the move materialise. No official talks are taking place yet, it is still early stages.
Amazing deal for United. Cheap wages by their standards too
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>>144023696
fucking lmao what is wrong with them
>no trophies during my lifetime? Crack on fellas
>another season ticket price hike? Ah it's for the team innit, no worries
>wtf taking photos of your pitch and your players from inside your stadium?! The fans are NOT happy about this!
what universe do they live in
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>>144023721
loved atomic kitten as a kid
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>>144023677
Goodnight sweet prince
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>>144021641
>Liverpool
>actual future legends of the game playing together at the same time.
I need a good laugh on a grey monday. Nah mate all these annoying talentless mixed race scousers are really fucking likable
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a signing*
this is our time red men

*immediate loan back
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>>144023930
It's fucking bizarre. People in the replies acting like this guy has somehow invented the concept of taking a picture from the stands and going "B-but the angles" when it's not even really the same composition as his photos
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>>144023953
>b-but Liverpool haven’t made a signing
WRONG! I won’t hear any more this
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is this the strongest goalkeeping line up in world football history?
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>>144023973
no
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>>144024034
up there though
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Oh Arse signed a man called Mikel, this is going to be HILARIOUS when Peter Drury brings this up at the next Arsenal home game and makes reference to the fact that the Arsenal manager's first name is also Mikel. ALMOST as funny as the Fabio and Patrick Viera.

>>144023973
They're going to need them alot this season if any of their starting defenders get injured.
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>>144024040
not even the best current gk rotation
if you include national teams its absolute shit
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>>144023677
Sven sven
Sven gone eriksson
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>>144023677
RIP
He's the 1st England NT manager I knew when I was still a wee lad.
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>Understand Crystal Palace have submitted an initial bid to Arsenal for Eddie Nketiah.
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>>144024129
yep
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HERE. WE. GO.

LIVERPOOL NEW KIT SPONSOR ANNOUNCED
>BlackedRAW
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>>144024166
Rashy? Sanchy? Sterling?
I legit can't tell!!
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>>144024181
sterly
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>>144024201
He's a good boi, unlike Sanchy, he'll reduce his wage demand just like De Ligt.
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>>144024129
Jesus is apparently injured (again) so they might not even sell Nketiah at this rate. They were desperate for that sale before signing Merino but now the Merino deal is all but done supposedly and Nketiah is still hanging around, the window is about to close, and I don't think they're strongly linked with any other striker.
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>Burnley have reached verbal agreement to sign Hannibal Mejbri from Manchester United. Medical tests taking place today as club to club deal done on loan with mandatory buy clause.
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>>144024309
kek, shameless
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>>144024309
social media has been a mistake
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>>144024166
Cost of your average 2bedroom deano box
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bank holiday - there should be a game on today
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Day 29830 of waiting for the Sheff United takeover to complete
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>>144023568
>each European competition has been granted an 'exclusive' week by UEFA.
fuck is this for
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>>144024634
Why did people in Sheffield applaud one of their hockey players for murdering someone in the rink?
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>>144024679
Black man
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>>144024679
Don't know anything about hockey but if it was murder has he been charged and sentenced?
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>>144023696
If they’re fighting cocks then they lost long ago
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>>144022775
https://youtu.be/Ft-LEIHS2iY?si=BEO8JnHhCba35zLr
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Thinking about how Antony pays for a personal photographer and arranges for him to get pitch side every single match just so he can take photos of him
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>>144023696
>Only visible flag is Jamaican
>>144024809
More like limp cocks
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>>144024888
He also gets a ludicrously massive wage for not doing his job.
Utd also pay doctors and solicitors to go round is house and patch up his slag after he's knocked her wall to wall.
His life is on cheat codes.
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>>144025009
Milner must be a 90
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Notts forest signing Gimenez for £30m + 15% sell on

got flop written all over it, has there been a good centre forwars from the dutch league in the past 10 years?
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>>144024201
L O L
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>>144025343
weren't tottenham supposed to sign him? what happened?
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>>144025376
he's been shit for almost a year
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>>144025343
HOWEVER
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>>144025395
nketiah to forest here we go
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>>144025389
Chipnickers are really powering up this summer.
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>>144025343
he isnt anywhere near physical enough for the PL, defenders there will eat him alive.. if feyenoord get 30m for him they'll be pissing themselves
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>>144025440
>Rutter
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>>144025489
how do you even stay motivated when you've made enough money to never run out
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Gimenez has said no to Forest
Also known as a snub
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>Seri and Zouma at the same Saudi club
alright then
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>>144025493
He actually looked really good in the last 10 minutes on Saturday.
The price was fucking mental mind.
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>>144025489
>"Ben Rosenblatt"
Bet he's on a few quid
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>>144025694
>the last 10 minutes on Saturday.
He was a 90th minute sub.
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>>144025713
It went to +8 and they did 2 mins of celebrations for the winning goal.
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>>144024129
The Wog Connection.
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>>144025376
>weren't tottenham supposed to sign him?
New era at Spurs. Anything between the years 1961 and 23rd August 2024 can be dismissed, it's a fresh start. They are 3 days no trophies
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>>144025731
>counting celebrations
Give over.
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>>144025489
What a life
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You read it here first
Sterling returns to Liverpool FC
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>>144023703
He's shit and always has been. Witnessed countless of refballs when this cunt has been in charge. Also somehow allowed to ref games with teams who are in direct competition with sandcastle whom he's a fan of and noone bats an eye.
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>>144025863
It's what former Liverpool manager Sven would've wanted.
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>>144024167
Scouse rodent paedophile
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lads

lads

>manure are 11th
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>>144025489
I wonder if they will somehow let Palmer slip away like they did with KDB and Salah.
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Mad how man united are still treated like some sort of English footballing institution just because they won shit 30 years ago in one of the worst eras of English football. They've been mid table filler since fergushit retired but it doesn't seem to get through to Sky or the BBC
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>>144026271
They could at least start with the "big" team which hasn't won the PL before moving on to United
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poor sven lads
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>>144023445
You will never ever win the league arsewog
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On his deathbed Sven said he wanted David Beckham to be knighted
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>>144026588
state of that phone
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genuinely makes me cackle how jealous sky six seethers seethe about big ange
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>>144026271
Did "fergushit" really retire 30 years ago? I swear I was 10 years younger when he retired.
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>>144026709
2013. No idea where you got "Ferguson retired at the start of the PL" from.
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>>144022775
never a red mate don't understand the fuss
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>>144026713
>>144026271
>just because they won shit 30 years ago

If I recall, Ferguson was still winning the league up until he retired.
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>>144026709
Your poor reading comprehension isn't my problem "St Lucia lad" the saddo manure customer. Fergushit was being humiliated in europe throughout the 2000s and pipped by chelski at home
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>>144026743
>taking Anon's retarded statement as gospel
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>>144026763
I'm just poking fun at him
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>>144024309
OMDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH SCOUSERS
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Liverpool WILL lose against United.
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KWAB
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Still laughing at how "St Lucia lad" thought Minteh was a red flag, /epl/ has the biggest retards ever
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>>144026846
>Arsenal
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Shitizen's most egregious 'b-but Arsenal-' to date
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>>144026871
He isn't a proxy, just a foreign plastic.
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scousers getting nervous kek
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>>144026871
>/epl/ has the biggest retards ever
Coming from the retard who said /epl/ is shit because of hugboxing foreigners and not because of gimmickfags, that's hilarious.
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>>144026937
Yeah but in any other chat foreign plastics are laughed out of the room, only /epl/ is some sort of proto-discord where if you hang about for long enough you get seniority and everyone has to clap along to the daft bollocks you come out with. Then they wonder why they're consistently wrong season to season
>>144026989
Take your meds you daft prick
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>>144026849
Oh i see, is this what irish wiggers talk about all day, Fifa ratings?

How old are you? Fucking 13?
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>>144027031
>only /epl/ is some sort of proto-discord where if you hang about for long enough you get seniority and everyone has to clap along to the daft bollocks you come out with
That is absolute dogshit. Most of the time the foreigners are ignored completely.

>Take your meds you daft prick
Are you denying reality? It's literally what you said two weeks back: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/143728624/#143775933

>/trans/ has a bad reputation and it's precisely because of this sort of blowhard hugboxing.
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>>144027064
He's right in truth.
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>>144027104
>Chiesa
They already let Thiago go, why bother with another crock.
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>>144026966
The football.. is about to resume...
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>>144027118
The irony of this image is it's pretty much United fans

They've spent months saying they are back and they won the transfer window, now the footy is back they're slowly realising they're shite still
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>>144027174
a daring synthesis
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oasis are shit
music for halfwits
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>>144027204
Better than any London musician ever
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>>144027198
Plastic paddy you are a strange individual.

>>144027204
>halfwits
Just the kind of benders we need buying soulless Man Shitty away shirts and the stupid bucket hats.

>>144027200
Can't imagine caring about this in all honesty. FUT is for mongs.
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>>144027229
>Better than the rolling stones or the kinks
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>>144027267
Yes
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Embarassing for Liverpool and City fans that a 77 rated CDM, a 77 rated RM, a 78 CM, a 79 LM and a 75 RM were scoring against them last season.

Oh and Jonny Evans kek.
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>>144027229
>London is... LE BAD
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>>144026588
Imagine being such a sad, sad cunt you sit on fucking 4chan while you're at a football match.
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>>London is... LE BAD
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>>144027271
T. Deaf person
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>>144026588
69%
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>>144027274
United fans acting like some smug relegation team happy because they got a couple shock results against the big teams kek
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>>144027294
Fake. If this was a real northerner in 2024 he would be much browner and Muslim
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>>144027292
If you look up that thread it's even sadder: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/138421275/#138426453

The Brighton sperg thought he "won" by having that photo taken by a steward.
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Arsewog, beating Southampton 7-1 doesnt deserve a trophy, even Poonited could do that.
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>>144027315
Imagine what the steward thought being asked to take a photo of him browsing a notorious far-right pedophile website. Oh my days
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>>144027313
Weird post, the North has a significantly higher % of whites than London does
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>>144027337
All the Pakistani/Muslim ghettoes are up north mate. All the notorious Muslim rape gangs were in northern towns. All the recent incidents of Muslim riots were up north. The north is significantly more Islamic than anywhere in the south.
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>>144027336
Especially with that Paul Scholes post at the bottom. Bloke has zero self-awareness.
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>>144027337
NOOO LONDON ISNT THE WHOLE OF THE SOUTH
EVEN THOUGH WE BOAST ABOUT LONDON BEING "RICHER" AND PRETENDING TO BE FROM THERE
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>>144027366
How about you take a stroll round Manchester, Leeds, Liverpool and Birmingham and see how "white" they are.
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>>144027383
Yeh no browner than any where in Greater Londonstan mate. Southrons love their wogs and whatnot, thats why they wont stop the boats.
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>>144027407
>Southrons love their wogs and whatnot, thats why they wont stop the boats.
Very hypocritical. The north has always been much more leftist and progressive than the south is, as a whole.
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>>144027383
Leeds 79% white 9% asian
Liverpool 77% white 5.8% asian
London 36.8% white 20.8% asian

Birmingham isn't in the north

You're a retard
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>>144025809
>Quibbling over a minute
>>144026588
Whitest fan on /sp/ also probably the only one that actually goes to matches
>>144027064
Brighton make money when every other club loses money, they're spending in this window because they've made so much profit from player sales and playing in the Europa for the first time.
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>>144027443
>they've made so much profit from player sales and playing in the Europa for the first time.
lol you actually believe this
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>>144027427
The north is economically more left wing but the south is socially more left wing
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>>144027443
>Whitest fan on /sp/ also probably the only one that actually goes to matches
Stop being so eager to defend that autism because he supports the same club as you. Also that's complete bollocks, Mauled goes all the time to Hull City games.
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>>144027442
>Birmingham isn't in the north
The midlands is the north
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>>144026588
The soft pampered hands of a brighton fan
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>>144027200
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! YORO AND ZIRKZEE SHOULD BE AT LEAST 89!!!
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>>144027468
The clue is in the name

Absolutely nobody considers Birmingham a northern city, leave your house once in a while
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>>144027450
Plain wrong. The strongest voterbase of culturally right wing parties from Referendum to UKIP to Reform has always been in the southern home counties. Meanwhile basically everywhere in the north were hardcore Labour loyalists right up until 2019
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>>144027475
Every southerner would agree that the north is everything north of Cambridge. Sorry if that offends you.
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>>144027489
I don't care if Saeed and Mohammed don't know what the North means desu mate
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>>144027509
I'll have you know Saeed and Mohammed live in Bradford and are proud northerners.
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>>144027474
Bizarre cope. Remind about all of Klopp's Kids/Flopps vs 75 rated United players?
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End the hate
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>>144027480
Mad that everyone votes for parties based on their cultural wing biases, but during brexit which was almost an entirely culturally based vote, it was the south who overwhelmingly voted to remain compared to the north.
No, Scotland isn't "the north".
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Thoughts on Malo Gusto?
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>>144027450
205m+ just from Chelsea, last season.
Sold two players for 30m+ this window
They've spent 200m so far this window with one more player, Kadioglu, expected to be announced for 25-30m
I don't know why this is difficult to understand for you.
>>144027459
Only one who goes to /epl/ games then. I don't even see the problem, looking at the seats it's clearly pre-match. Is a bit cringe but I don't know why people here pretend they aren't camping out in the thread all day every day. Probably got his mate to take the photo for a laugh.
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>>144027534
Not exactly "overwhelmingly" was it? Northern urban centres voted Remain too.
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>>144027489
The limit is MK for me but I agree.
Also have no desire to ever visit any of it, imagine it's entirely a shit hole full of doleites. Don't even consider it England if I'm being honest.
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>>144027561
>I don't even see the problem, looking at the seats it's clearly pre-match
Read the conversation back again as linked in the archived thread. It was autistic as fuck. You do not have to vehemently suck that Anon off because he supports the same team as you. If I didn't know any better I would say you're that Anon.
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>>144027643
>Being this invested in an anon going outside and eating a pie 6 months ago
>"Everyone is the same person or sucking each other off because ...they just are OK!"
Embarrassing head loss.
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Been a shit couple weeks for the Toffies but taking the missus for her first time to watch Everton v Bournemouth next weekend. Hopefully we break the losing streak and the atmosphere of a home win might be a pleasant experience. Worst case scenario she gets a pie and a pint out of it.
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>>144027737
>Being this invested in an anon going outside and eating a pie 6 months ago
No, I'm invested in you being bizarrely devoted to defending Anon's autistic behaviour of "look, this is ACTUALLY my phone and my pie, I win you lose" for some inane reason.
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Brighton fags embarrassing themselves rn
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>>144027904
Righto lad, I wish you well.
Remember it's only a game and it's not your fault that Man United lost their game to Brighton this weekend, they're just a shit team with a shit manager.
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>>144028233
>can't explain why he's defending someone being pathetically autistic
yeah, that says to me it was you who made that pie post in the first place
what a fucking sad bastard you are
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lolling @ this seething sky six twat having a meltdown over brighton. bet it's that home counties arsenal supporter
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>>144028376
Don't have to support a Sky Six club to think that spacker posting a photo of his phone and pie was autistic as fuck. Defending it is even more embarrassing.
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>>144028296
I just don't really understand why you're this obsessed after 6 months (genuine autism trait). Admittedly didn't bother reading right through the archive mind.
Presume you're still boiling over the Utd loss because you weren't expecting it (another genuine autism trait).
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>>144028399
don't worry cockney red i can understand why /epl would get triggered by someone actually attending a match
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>>144028296
>>144028399
you okay, mate?
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>>144028423
>I just don't really understand why you're this obsessed after 6 months (genuine autism trait).
Where's the obsession in recalling someone being autistic as fuck?

>Admittedly didn't bother reading right through the archive mind.
Just as I thought, baseless defending because he supports the same team as you. Go read it and you'll see how pathetic he makes himself look.

>>144028433
>he thinks it's about attending a match
Brighton sperg was called out for being a sperg and doubled down on being a sperg. That's it.
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>>144028485
>"Where the FUCK is the obsession in remembering a pie for six months and having the screenshot and archive link saved on my computer then starting arguments about it"
You're having a mental breakdown lad, kek.
Utterly broken by that Pedro goal in Fergietime
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>>144027106
yeah he's basically bang on the money if by 3-0 to man united he meant 2-1 to brighton. chip filchers have raped manure 5 out of the last 7 meetings btw
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>>144028554
>thinking I reposted that photo (check the flag next time)
>thinking I saved the archive link when you can just look up the post numbers in the original photo
And you're claiming I'm having a mental breakdown? Fucking hell son, you're losing the plot because you made yourself look a fucking clown back in January and that photo's brought the embarrassing memories all back to you.
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>Tottenham Hotspur legend Manor Solomon set to complete transfer from Tottenham Hotspur to Leeds United on Tuesday. Despite late interest from elsewhere 25yo winger joining LUFC on season-long loan - does not include buy option
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nice
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>>144028898
indy knows it's a smokescreen
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LIVERPOOL
LIVERPOOL
WE'RE WINNING THE TRANSFER MARKET
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>>144028898
Chiesa is a fraud
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>>144028898
>Thinking Liverpool would spend all of the Coutinho money on Gordon
Indy needs to give it up
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Ipswich buying Ogbene from the mighty Luton Town apparently. £8mil being mentioned.
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why are palace spending £30m on nketiah there's something dodgy going on there
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>>144028612
lel
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>>144028898
Newcastle might have gone for it earlier in the window, but they wouldn't be able to spend the money now so why bother.
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>>144028612
Total head loss 2 games into the season, kek
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>2 wins out of 2
>Chiesa for £12m
>Gomez finally leaving
That Liverpool feel
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>>144029148
>Ipswich are eyeing Luton winger Chiedozie Ogbene before Friday's transfer deadline.

>The Tractor Boys are looking for another forward despite spending almost £100m this summer.

here we go again
the media going on about a promoted club spending lots of money because ???
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Chiedozie Somkelechukwu Ogbene is an Irish professional footballer who plays as a winger for EFL Championship club Luton Town and the Republic of Ireland national team.
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>>144029152
Palace is an open prison for ngubus, same as Chelsea
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>buy a player
>immediately loan him out
starting to like this baldie
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>these two autists arguing over a thread from January
Got nothing better to do?
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Who has had the better career: Jamie Vardy or Harry Kane?
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>>144029685
Who won the league? Who won more trophies?
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>>144029301
>because ???

they'll get relegated and be crippled
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>>144029838
Not sure there's anyone from the Ipswich squad at present who would end up being sold off in a fire sale
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>>144029685
Career? Vardy. Player? Kane. Simple? As.
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>>144029685
>Kane, no records, no trophies, no legacy
>Vardy, premier league records, most soulful premier league win, club legend
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>>144029117
The real fraud is the Italian guy Arsenal bought.
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>buying Italian
>ever
The only non-fraud Italian in modern PL is Jorginho and he's not even an Italian (brazilian name, born in Brazil, only has Italian blood through his paternal great-grandfather)
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>>144030104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_Premier_League_players#Italy

Says it all when the only Italian to ever win the PL was fucking Balotelli.
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>>144029685
Vardy and it's not even close
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Did Liverpool actually get sponsored by Blacked? I saw a news article about it early but it looked a little bit fake.
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>Manchester City have agreed a £21.2m deal with Saudi Pro League club Al-Hilal to sell defender Joao Cancelo.

>Personal terms are not thought to be a problem, although Cancelo is yet to agree to the move.

>If he does, the 30-year-old is expected to sign a three-year contract, ending his five-year stay at Etihad Stadium.

what a downfall
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>>144030319
yes they're sponsored by a pornographic company
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>>144030319
That's alright mate but no need to post a pic of yourself. This isn't instagram
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>>144028568
rape on your mind often london paki?
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>>144030319
Wouldnt put it past them. They are the reddit cuck club after all.
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OASIS are about to announce a reunion tour and there's a ZERO percent chance that I'll be able to avoid tickets because of the scalpers
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>>144030996
*afford

Fucking autocorrect
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>autocorrect
>phonefag
>eplfag
>oasisfag

face the wall
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>>144030996
Bear in mind they're bound to play at the Etihad, where seats always seem to be available
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>>144031037
Suck me off
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>>144030860
back to /brit/ with you /int/cel
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>>144031119
Mate what
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>>144031134
back to /brit/ with you /int/cel, off you fuck
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>>144030996
never got why you would wna see them live

i mean

basically no different from seeing liam gallagher by himself
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>>144031202
Half the World Away is my favourite song and that's all Noel
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>>144031202
I saw them live in 2009. It was hell. The amount of fucking morons dressed like Liam was fucking embarrasing. Dumb cunts throwing pints of piss into the crowd, and the band sounded shit.
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>>144031223
By 2009 they couldn't be fucked performing anymore. Liam used to throw hissy fits live and refuse to sing which meant that Noel was covering everything on the spot.

I saw them live in the late 90s and it was good. Still had piss throwers though. Tramps gonna tramp.
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>>144031143
Literally no clue what any of this means
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catfish and the bottlemen are a far better band

we can go watch them instead
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brits are benders
cant wait to finish work and get home
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>>144030319
There'd be massive outrage if that actually happened

Remember when Liverpool fans flew a banner depicting Origi with a massive penis years ago, and the bloke who flew it got banned because the club considered it racist
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>>144031708
Don't ask don't tell policy at anfield
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>>144030996
They want to do ten nights at Wembley. They'll never fill that so shouldn't be hard to get a ticket.
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Isnt Wembley bad memories after that shock 2-1 defeat to Manure
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>>144032381
It's also a bit awkward because neither of the Gallaghers actually support England. They both consider themselves Irish and support Ireland in internationals
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>>144031351
they have one good song

cant remember the name or wven the chorus

but i kinda remember some unspecifiable shidd about it
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>>144032702
I only know this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrcVxnjJO8
listening to other songs and it's just some variation of this song
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>>144031351
Blur are clearly the better band.
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where we at oasis chads?
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>Pepe Reina is the starting GK for Como
damn, Emil Audero got benched for him
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man united are so fucking shit lol
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>>144033428
simply absurd genre of people
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>>144033845
Don't, he'll have another breakdown
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any transfers
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>Manuel Ugarte travelling to England today for medical ahead of joining Man Utd from PSG. #MUFC deal for 23yo Uruguay int’l midfielder €50m + €10m adds (performance/success) - #PSG initially wanted €60m fixed
@TheAthleticFC
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>>144033428
>>144034337
These aren't copying Liam, mong. Looking at their ages they're almost all mods copying Paul Weller, a man you've clearly never heard of.
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>>144034864
Good pleur him
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>Manuel Ugarte to Manchester United, here we go! Deal sealed between clubs after personal terms agreed in July.

>€50m fixed fee plus €10m add-ons will be the final package.

>Ugarte will travel to Manchester as he ONLY wanted United… and United only wanted him.

Romano
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>They're actually signing Ugarte

How are they so incompetent all of the time?
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>>144034864
Unironically never heard of him
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>>144034918
Stupidly based.
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Just saw Chiesa on my way to the shops la
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Just took a massive Everton FC lads
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>>144029685
Vardy
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TODAY
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>>144035005
>Oasis broke up in 2009
>after Tottenham won the league cup
Yidbros…….
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>>144034937
Before learning how to make proper tripcodes, you should also do that le heckin' bvsed thing. Go tweet at a footballer.
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Please give me Guehi or Tapsoba and literally any winger please please please
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Spurs stadium got snubbed
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>>144035063
catfish is a better band thoughbeit
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>>144035005
My mate Paddy is so funny haha! Really wish he'd stop taking all my money though lol!
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>>144035031
>replying to an ancient public trip
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>>144034864
puh, United collecting other clubs’ rejects like Pokémon. How much did they spend this window, another cool 200 mil again ?
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>>144035005
Big companies are just one of the lads really arent they x love 'em
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>hannibal sold for 9.5m pounds (how?)
>ugarte bought for 50m euros
not bad
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>>144035284
He should've been a 15m midfielder if Sevilla's manager didn't suddenly drop him out of the squad for no clear reason.
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Catfish and the Arsenal
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>>144035306
true, but i was expecting 5m or less considering other sales this summer
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>>144035284
>>hannibal sold for 9.5m pounds (how?)
Yeah how can it be so low when Liverpool got 20mil+ from several of their literally whos.
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>>144035320
van de beek was sold for half a million, 9.5 is good
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>>144035239
These things take time, you can't expect a manager to work miracles in his third season with only £600m spent on the team. Look at Arsenal. It took Arteta 3 year and £700m to win back to back 2nd place trophies.
>>
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Someone ITT was seething about people talking about Spurs' manager and surmised it was the "Sky Six" fans doing it. We're not allowed to talk about Spurs apparently.
I know they shouldn't have been part of it anyway but are Spurs no longer part of the Sky/Big Six?
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>>144035239
Yeah we're at around 200m€ with the Ugarte deal done.
That Yoro 'deal' still doesn't get enough abuse for how much it was
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>>144035056
Joe Gomez on loan if you're lucky
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Chelsea bought another keeper lol
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>>144025389
corrrr
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Guehi to Newcastle getting close apparently. Tough time for Palace if true, losing 2 of their starting CBs in the same window.
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>Bayer Leverkusen and Liverpool are in contact over Tyler Morton deal on loan with buy clause.
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>RB Salzburg in advanced talks to sign Stefan Bajčetić on loan from Liverpool. [Fabrizio]
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Why in the name of christ is Napoli buying McSauce? He literally does nothing.
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>>144035348
you have to win a trophy every so often to remain in The Big Six™
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>>144035744
conte really likes him
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>>144035744
Would've gotten United a point against Brighton, sort of match he gets a late goal in
You know it as well
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>Kepa Arrizabalaga is currently undergoing a medical at Bournemouth after they agreed a loan deal with Chelsea
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>Andros Townsend has opted for a move away from Rob Edwards' Luton side to join Turkish team Antalyaspor.

>However, when speaking on the Monday Night Club, he revealed "the contract is signed" but Antalyaspor are unable to announce him because of a transfer ban.

>Townsend, 33, joined Luton last October on an initial short-term contract.

>"Luton wanted me to stay, but they were supportive of what I wanted me to do," Townsend said.

>"Three days before the start of the season I got a phone call from Antalyaspor saying they have an offer for me but I had only 24 hours to respond as we have a transfer ban coming and we need to get you in before the transfer ban."

>Townsend added "so many red flags" have come up in regards getting the deal done.

>"Every time I ask them [Antalyaspor] they say 'the contract is signed and you are our player'.

>"So many red flags you wouldn’t believe it. Something was telling me this is the right move for you to experience something new in Antalya, which is a beautiful city."

kek
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>>144035775
shhh, don't point out that buying weak minded champagne Charlie continentals will ruin their club just as quickly as flogging goalscoring British workhorses
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>>144035775
Man U can afford the luxury of having a player that does nothing but score 5 clutch goals a season, but for a club like Napoli he's going to start every game if he's that expensive.
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>>144035338
true but in Arteta’s third season everyone saw clear structures in what he wanted to do, even before that, he just didn’t have the right personnel. United look just like last season and I have no indication, so far, to believe otherwise. Still early days but the Brighton loss just showed me more of the same.
>>144035364
Unfortunately true but I feel for the lad, suffering from a semi long injury in your very first game sucks and shouldn’t happen to anyone.
Then again United allegedly knew of his injury and still played him ..
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>>144035625
>Palace owners trying to buy Neverton
>also selling all their best players off
Smells like Textor and his mates purposefully hamstringing Palace while raising capital to buy Everton
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>>144035847
Americans and british companies never ends well for brits
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>>144035863
Chinks are way worse just look at the entire fiasco with Kashmir wool
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>>144035892
>>144035892
>>144035892

NEW
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>>144035775
But he did come on late. Played well but didn't score
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>>144035895
Sexy lady
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I have a big penis. Just thought you should know. Tee hee.
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>>144035744
Retard
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Liverpool are fucking massive lads
Chiesa is honorary scouse
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>>144035921
Pics or didn't happen.
I support brighton btw just thought you guys should know
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>>144034865
same breed of person though
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>>144035921
>>144036315
only a picture of the penis with this thread open on your old phone will suffice



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