Indycar at Portland It’s starting soon I guess
It's time. Foyt victory incoming, can you feel it?Just need good pitstops.
>yes muh god
>>144015216How the fuck is ferruci pole? I expect a 6 care pileup first lap.
>>144015247MERICA
>>144015253>>144015258>yes muh america
>muh cloudflare
ay man
>>144015253He set a pole lap and then set an even faster one. Using Power's setup apparently
why are americans like this
Shit anthem desu
>>144015287The current Detroit street track has an active church within it and was doing services right before the race lol
Why do Americans sing like this?
>>144015216Based, thanks for using my frog!
>>144015316You’re welcome king
Worst anthem ever.>>144015286>Using Power's setup apparentlyIs that confirmed? I heard power joking about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCHxszId80E
>>144015247hold over of red scare and race relations
zak brownstill fat
>>144015361still jewish also
>this promo for Nashville showing the clips from the street circuit when the race will be at the speedway top kek
>>144015335I think so, teams penske and foyt have a technical alliance. Power literally called him his 'teammate'
>>144015216The day of the zoomer has come.
HEY REMEMBER THE BIG CRASH AT THE CHICANE IN 2018
>>144015331Man, that one needs work. I'll see if I can fix it later.
That command was shit
COINS COINS COINS
>>144015439just like my islanders
BITCONNEEEEEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIL9wLxG01M
>>144015216any AD FREE streams?
official streams and onboardshttps://pastebin.com/8iuRYhvz
>>144015485Acez streams desu senpai!!
hate cauldronhttps://x.com/IndyCaronNBC/status/1827784399632376190
>>144015453Buisness bros are so fucking cringe and retarded. It's funny how they are always trying to scam but they can only scam eachother, but that's all they really need to do.
how many crashes can we expect on lap 1 turn 1 today?
>>144015530Yes
There is literally no racing series with shittier starts than IndyCar>Dicked On
LMAO ZOOMERS BTFO
>>144015550everybody survived, I'm shocked!
>>144015530none apparentlyFerrucci is shit
no bird this year
DICKS OFF DICKS OUT
Dixoff
>DIXON
>dixonWHAT
DICKS OFF
retire, old man
>dicks on
What the fuck, Dixon?
DICKS IN NOOOOOOOOOOO
SON OF DICK
PIETRO SON OF A BITCH
>way off the pace>try to crowd the guys behind you off the trackBold strategy
>it’s a “the rear field shitters have no driving standards” race
Jfc shittipaldi
>>144015552Seethe harder
put that gun in your mouth you ain't the real fittipaldi
>>144015599What are they gonna do Punt me off the course?:^)
Normally Dixon is a weasly fucker and survives all kinds of bsI hope fat john doesn't bin it for once in his career, good to see him up some places already
Townsend Bell and the absolute worst takes you could never even imagine, name a tighter combination.
did that orange car behind fitty push him?
>>144015634He’s right though, there’s always shitters and retards who cause crashes like at detoilet this year
I mean... it looks like Dixon came across the track going significantly slower than everyone else and got in their way...
Fittipaldi is a monkey
shitty call. Chip paid someone some cash just now
Announcers arguing is kino.
>>144015663PT and feet
>>144015675It's not even that, it's the part where they have 26 cars but only 8 of them are lined up 2x2 and 8 at the back are like 3 seconds apart from each other like nobody told them they were going green that lap and then someone jumps so hard the ones that -were- side by side are single file before they get anywhere near the start/finish line.
I don't really see how Fiitipaldi, Rossi, and Dixon could have all gotten through that
death to McLaren
Come on Santino, WIN!
santuccibros...
is roger going to send chadsef to roadcourse-bootcamp in the offseason?
guidos can't do shit
>Vipsmy nigga
Given the fields size should be reduced to 26 and full time entries reduced to 3 per team.
>>144015675Every single series has Juans on the first lap. You guys are nuts.
>hybrid heat mapI like how they have given up on this gimmick so hard already they are now just flashing up for 2 seconds a graphic going "yeah everyone is just going to do this same shit whatever" only a couple races after they devoted their entire scoring rundown for the entire race to showing us every hybrid deployment and regen.
hinch and that other announcer are always arguing over small detailsI bet they fucking hate each other
>>144015748Yes but it seems like there’s always Juan’s every race in indycar in the first lap
>>144015758The best was the indy 500 last year when they were arguing about a tire going over the line into another pit box
is Portland a nice place?
>magabro is violent Every fucking time
>>144015755Mid Ohio was probably the worst track to roll it out at becot already isn't a particularly good track to begin with.
>>144015782Like all modern cities as long as you stay as far from downtown as humanly possible.
>>144015740I bet youbeant them color coded and all running easy to identify liveries.I know it can get pretty complicated, but if you watch it long enough, you will eventually figure it out.
>>144015777yeah I remember that one well!nice trips
>>144015782Stay outside of the urban core it is
>>144015782It's nice geographically if you like mountains and stuff. It's a cool city overall with a lot going for it. It's just mismanaged to hell and has a lot of homelessness and drug use.
>>144015791Santino is a hero libtard
>>144015740here you go newfren
Asking Fit to back out and avoid the curb because a slower car has position is not really how this series is raced. It's also unfortunate that he hit the curb so perfectly to jump like that
>>14401580228 cars this size is too little space on tracks that aren't superspeedways.
>>144015782It's like Seattle down to a fucking T.
>>144015826>heroHow? Violent hothead he is
>>144015782it's a mecca for homeless junkies
>>144015843Honestly all of Casscasia outside of the urban core of Seattle, Portland and Vancouver is nice.
>>144015849ameribro is right, santino is goated for being FIERY, its SOVL////
>>144015849He saved AJ Foyt Enterprises
>>144015818reminds me of the south here, with different trees
>>144015841Shid, they had 54 cars at Pitet last yeah. Now THAT was too many. Half as many is just fine.
Which IndyCar driver is most likely to be caught at a Diddy party?
>option tire >they have to use it Doesn’t sound like an option to me, desu.
>>144015968Sting Ray Robb
FOLLOW THE SQUIGGLY LINES REEEE
dalybros...
ok. Pietro is a menace to this race track, these cars, his competitors and society in general. remove him
>>144015975Biggest redpill is that the tyre manufacturers could design a tyre that could go the whole race but they can't because muh strategy
Fittipaldi is a based retard
FittipaldiMany such cases
Brazil #1 murder champions
>>144015968Whoever drove a DHL pride car
>>144015968Chip Ganassi
>Shittipaldi
Fittipaldi will fuck power somehow
fittipaldi is trying his hardest to lose his seat for next year
Kek I’d be scared to pass that crazy fucker as well
I'm just happy Ferooochy has hung onto third
>>144015968sting ray, simpson, siegel
Reminder that Shieeeetro has two f1 starts
I think the layout change they made to make turn 7 tighter might have actually made passing harder because the funnel through the kink is right where the runs get to the car in front.
Grosjean, please. Just... please.
>>144016081He's definitely got a chance still if Foyt's pizstops are good.Ferrucci may be saving more fuel than the leaders. Overcut may be powerful.
>>144016081Yeah, I'm pretty stoked on the top five minus Palou.
>>144016112So what? he's still a shitter. Some of yall niggas have to put down the "F1 is the barometer of success in motorsports" kool-aid
Damn just had to install the Peacock app on my phone so I could keep watching the race while I took a massive sudden shit...
>>144016164obsessed
Palou hates red tires>>144016164Think that was the point of my post hmm
>>144016173My ex gf lived in an apartment where you could see the tv from the shitter It was based beyond belief
Who's ready for Logan Sargeant to crash 20 Coyne shitboxes?
>>144016201Two apartments ago, I had that, though I had to watch the TV in the mirror
Daly is having a rough time.
Herta had no room but he kinda just drove off the track didn't he
>>144016231A confrontation between an idiot and a moron
What was Hurrdurr thinking going for that pass? He couldn't have made it even if Newgarden didn't check anyone up. 0 IQ move
fucking retard Grosjean
>>144016227Do you have any Herta Pepes
>>144016227many such cases
>>144016231herta takes a lot of risks, it's why he can gain so many spots in a race, but also why he tends to crash or lose a whole lap to something dumb
>>144016259How? Herta chucked it downbthe outside after Grosjean had committed to the turn. It was a low margin move and he went for a bumpy ride.I like both of those guys, BTW.
>>144016277I don't have the Herta one, but the guy that makes these made one.>>144016288No shit. Its every week with this guy. I only follow him so closely because he's my dad's favorite driver
>>144016277yes
>>144016332>every weekevery yearhe should have been out of the series long ago
OK, all my IndyCar frogs are ITT. Who do you guys want next?
frogs are the funko pops of image macros
RIP RobinRIP Justin
>>144016386can i request the token beaner
>>144016390Your posts are dogs shit of comments.You hate everything that is fun so much that your disapproval is tantamount to an endorsement.
Pooer has the better pit box so how will he blow it to palou?>>144016390Then what are sōy faces
>>144016473Sorry but I'm just going to redeem
>>144016452I was thinking it would be pretty easy since I have the McLeL template and I need to work on the sponsors graphic anyway. What can I do to make it a little more personalized to him?
>>144016390
>>144016503That's not your line, Sanjay.
>mclelI don't understand rossi's strategy though
You're alright literal who Dale Coyne pay driver.
who the fuck is sowery
>>144016510add a mexican flag
TOBY \o/
Pass of the race probably
>>144016386legge
>>144016554kekhas she finished a single race?
>>144016545Yeah, maybe. I thought of that, but it's too obvious.
>>144016554This is the frog we need
>Sowery fucking mogging Kirkwood while driving a Coyne RWR shitbox
rip pato o ward championship
>>144016562Wiki page says she has two finishes
juri vips
>asspoosin
Just ate a bunch of general tsos chicken and crab rangoons bros
Sheesh what a save
>>1440165629th in fontana 2012https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Legge#Complete_American_open-wheel_racing_resultsand a couple top10 in champcar
Rasmussen is a racing terrorist
>Assmussen
>>144016602Sounds good. Was it?
>>144016562She inspires young girls by making them believe they can do better than her
>>144016649kek
>>144016638Yeah it’s from a local Chinese place about a mile away that’s been in business for like 25 years It was really good desu I get it every week or so
jew, bye!
>seagull
>Pourchaire died for that
based coyne shitter exposing the ((chosen)) driver
>grosjeanWhat a shitter
God Fat John is the stupidest motherfucker on Earth
JOHNNNNNN
>Siegel also getting fucking mogged by Sowery in a Coyne RWR shitboxALSO GRSSSSJNNNN AND ASSMUSSEN
>fatjohnwhat the fuck?!
kek fat john
What the fuck is Fat John's problem?
Race ban
Lmfaoooooo gross john
LMAO
>Fat John>Assmussen
Fat John is a brainlet retard
Fatjuan the fuck are you drunk
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NOOOOOOO FAT JOHN
it's a fucking comedy
>>144016744A man who fell upwards by pretending to be French
Kino fatjohn retardation
NEED THE EDIT IN FAST FORWARD WITH YAKETY SAX PLAYING OVER IT
>fat john Gives a bad name to f1 drivers desu
can't even take a fucking piss
I repeat:>>144016259
>Frogjean
>>144016772kek I was thinking the same
I turn now, good luck everyone else
>>144016744He has a subscription for crashing in ridiculous ways.
>>144016776tbf he has a shitter there as well
Thank you, Gross Jean for the cringekino.
georgia can give me pit reports anytime
>>144016776Always has
>>144016818Omega kek
every category should have a Big Juan for comedic relief
>french "people"
>>144016319I accept your apology
>>144016602Awesome, I love both of those things.I just had BBQ meatloaf.
>>144016842Imsa has bourdais NASCAR has lajoie/nemechek
>unsafe conduct
>>144016792
>>144016792Based Family Guy enjoyer.
It's ridiculous that only got the same penalty as a bunch of the other shit that happened today
>>144016859Nascar has Bread, Lelgano and Chris Lell at plate tracks
Grosjean is exactly the kind of overly confident driver who also flies and who will kill himself in a plane crash
>>144016856To be fair, just because Grosjean is retarded doesn't mean Herta isn't.
>>144016859None of them can hold a candle to Wrecky Spinhouse
>>144016940He has an actual jet now, not just a prop plane
>>144016954Terrifying
>>144016950I forgot to mention Wrecky because it almost goes without saying
>>144016954
>>144016954so nobody in the lower 48 is safe
>>144016954Fat John doing the Davey Allison speedrun
Little Dave taking shortcuts lol
>>144016989>9/11 happens again>nope it's just Grosjean rip
>>144017017>the IMS Pagoda is constructed from steel beams
>>144017029Lucky Roger said pull it
I miss Diffey. I'm not excited for Diffeyless Indycar.
>>144017086we gaan
>the hate cauldronlmao
Things keep happening but none of it matters.
>andrettincels not seething at chadgarden challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>herta
>>144017127
>horta
GRUG
>GRUG
Yeah I'm a godby sowery chad now watup>>144017163Herta is obsessedANDRETTI SPAGHETTI
>aaaand herta fucks it up again>and if he did a hybrid restart he's gonna get penalized even harder
God damn it Herta
>>144017196That’s a stupid penalty who cares how you get it started.
>>144017212yeah I don't see how the whole pit crew running to wherever the car stalled would be any safer
CHEATIN' ANDRETTISkek
>Grug bitches the most about penske illegal P2P use>illegally uses restarter
>I herta myself today
what happened to sowery?Did something go wrong? or did the commentators get it wrong saying he was legit 8th?
why even have hybrid if you can't use it
>>144017300I honestly think it's muh safety but it's like 60 volts lol
>>144017300so far all this hybrid shit is just a gimmick. cool concept I guess
>>144017318They said it was about attention. They don't want drivers fiddling with the steering wheel to restart while on a possibly busy pit lane.
>judgement calls>drive through>directly gain time by directly breaking a black or white rule>nah it's fine bro just let this lapped car byWhat the fuck
What happened with our lads?
Will and Power
wasn't 2019 the race the anon got his oc poster signed?
>veekaysir?
>>144017338Ericsson's done pretty well. Fro was never in it iirc
I don't usually watch nascar but I happened to be watching last night and that finish was very soulful.
what a boring racewe need some yellows and reds to re-compress the positions to be competitive and interesting to watch
>memories of darrell waltrip calling a michael waltrip winuhhh not the best callback
I'm glad modern motorsport has all these boring restrictive rules to keep big rich team owners like Roger Penske from winning all the time
>>144017429Glad to see the oldest active team got win #100
feels like herta always ends up #4
welp at least Palou didn't win
Liz got huge :(
>>144017517ye
>>144017525Will feeds her well
>>144017430This is miles better than the other single seater race I watched today
>>144017525Liz got huge :)
>>144017539
>>144017548vips is 19th
>>144017525
I like Power. I'm glad he won.
>>144017569shitter is only good behind a keyboard then
Based Firehawk vibing
>tfw the doctor tells your wife to lose weight
Firehawk :)
>>144017629
time for some scran and then sleep
>>144017648Kek. I missed this. What did Josef do?
>>144017629kek
>>144017663He was a dick on the final restart at Gateway that collected Power and Grosjean
>>144017663fuckery on the restart.
>>144017629lel
grug sperging out in his interview
If I was a driver I'd say at the end of the interview to the girl interviewer:>You're hot as hell, I'm gonna miss you when we go to Fox. Would that be smooth?
>>144017735Yeah that's pretty smooth. She would probably invite you back to her hotel room and show you her butt.
>>144017629>>144017648Kek he reminds me of my 9 year old nephew
>>144017735Be like Joe, the king of smooth: https://youtu.be/owzUsbtTtMY?t=52
>>144017796Based
>>144017735doesn't she work for ims productions?
>I just want to stay here ;_;Just how much money does Stingray bring for Foyt to even consider him over Santucci?
>I'll miss the last race of the season because my family will be driving to Florida
>>144017562Yeah, they do that.
>>144017658>scran?
>>144017735Cut out the first sentence. Being direct is the opposite of smooth>I'm gonna miss you when we go to Fox. That's pretty smooth.
>>144018518bong for concessions
>>144017883I think everyone who does/did indy broadcasts is a freelancer other than Leigh Diffey who has a contract with NBC. So in theory the entire crew we saw today could transfer.
>>144018587I think I have heard that before, but I certainly didn't remember it.
