SERIE A, MATCHDAY 2>Saturday, 24th August 202418:30 Parma 2 - 1 Milan18:30 Udinese 2 - 1 Lazio20:45 Inter 2 - 0 Lecce20:45 Monza 1 - 0 Genoa>Today, 25th August 202418:30 Fiorentina 0 - 0 Venezia18:30 Torino 2 - 1 Atalanta20:45 Napoli 3 - 0 Bologna20:45 Roma 1 - 2 Empoli>Monday, 26th August 202418:30 Cagliari - Como20:45 Hellas Verona - JuventusPrevious thread >>144004708Reminder to count your team's number of trollbars, complain in the chat and buy three months wonders.
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guys it's my first season at fanta, how does the bench work? fuck i have colombo on the bench but i fear his points won't even count
gonde
nihao
Conceicao landing status?
>>144017087He didn't fly so good
>>144017040Great edition
/seriea/ sits on a throne of lies!
what could have been
>>144017087tbf he seems a chill extrovert guy and genuinely happy to be of use for the causeguess i wont be able to insult anymore
>>144017040inb4 j*nnies get scared of the fridge in the pic and delete it
>>144017147*insult him
Guys can someone tell me the score in the much vaunted Rotterdam derby? Surely SUPER Feyenoord were able to sweep their lowly neighbours aside comfortably?????
>>144017120based and ghiacciolipilled
of course souffle is a shit. competence havers kept saying it itt since day 1.
The more I read about this Jorge Mendes guy, the more I feel like he's able to do basically whatever he wants with Portuguese clubs and players
>>144017274Yes that’s more or less what he does
>>144017173'twas a hard-faught draw, now we look to thursday's CL draw and De Klassieker at the weekend.
Kek Burinho turned Dobshyt into a bidonazzo
>>144017040This son of a bitch needs to go back to Italy and retire in the USA. He looks like a tree trunk playing with 5 wet jeans. He plays in slow motion. The biggest deception of the year.
Big lvttazzo in the favelas bvrine
ynr pipe to jJ arc seriea_pepe.png
>>144017408Thank God >we didn't get him
>>144017408Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>144017087Emiliano salsa level aeronautical abilities
>Kostic is set to join Fiorentina on loan + obligation to buy for €6m-€7m. Deal could be completed in the next hours. t. SchiraThank you Gobbisso!
>>144015377What do you call it when someone leads a diesel stealing conspiracy that financially handicaps the the thing he's supposed to helpp lead?Something veryy very funny
>>144017521Coming up next: The Sciglio
>>144016826So how much did we pay for this new bidone from Fiorentina?
fuck the language, lost all my lives for today because it didn't explain first you dont say 'the italian store' rather 'the store italian' sleep tight cunts.>>144017408welcome to pipe world enjoy your stay
>>14401753632m + 5 Kyrgyz mountain horses + Kostic at an inflated price to settle the books
Romano is explaining how the Conceicao deal is working, and it's some crazy shit. The player can do whatever he wants.
>>144017408>>144017431>10 games>1 goal against the worst team in the table in a 5-0 win>no assists>Eliminated from the Copa do Brasil>Eliminated from the Copa LibertadoresHe literally plays as if he were on another planet, in a parallel world.
>>144017557Jesus. They are crazy.
That was the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure of watching live. And I'm pretty sure I've said this last season at some point.
>>144017536based on this >>144017521 just 25m+5m they paid him 23m themselves, so it's legit. still would have bought other players (cdk costed 20m) but at least he's not some shitty meme like souffle. even a luxury as a backup.
>>144017560tfw he starts a caliphate in continassa
>>144017616Belgio #2's twitch stream?
>>144017554stay strong duolingo fra
And meanwhile that bvll of conte beat bofogna 3-0 (honeztly thought Shitaliano trivmph)
Who will buy Fazzini for a stupid sum at the end of the season?
>>144017625Not even Belgium could spawn something worse than Soulé and Dybala walking on top of each other while Paredes is still clearly sipping mate on a beach, Mancini is panicking at the thought of being benched by an austrian ngubu and Angeliño got a feet swap with Karsdorp.
SVRELY camardino
There is literally no way he's 1,80m kek>>144017707I think it's De Rossi falling for old trap of beginner coaches that think good players should have enough calcio intelligence to not get in eachother's way and space. You don't need to have FM installed to realize Soule and Dybala operate in the same areas
>Origi plays in Serie C now
>>144017632I just fired it up again, did they always used to play double ads after every lesson? I could have sworn it was less frequent in the past
>>144017862Wait what
Irish striking sensation Darragh O'Rigi
>Motta could also play Nico González as a false 9 if needed, In the absence of Vlahović. t. Fabienne Fan 'e Delling
>>144017806I doubt he thinks that because it's not what he tried all pre-season long. He clearly worked for at least the last three weeks thinking Dybala was leaving. Now he has to find a way to make it all fit without benching one of them.There's also the mystery of El Shaarawy who is probably in condition to be entombed inside Cestius' pyramid
de rossi's football iq is negative, he is the only one in the world who thinks that Baldanzi should play mezzala
>>144017915it makes sense (actually Jjers here already said it days ago) because he has those movements off the ball. they signed him for multiple reasons economical and tactical that fall outside of mere talent. i disagree but i understand.
>>144017936>El Shaarawy turns 32 in a few monthsOh Father Time, what have you done...I don't envy De Rossi, I can't imagine he had too much of a say about the players coming and like you said earlier he still has to deal with the likes of Autisticini and Paredes
>>144017289Another Celtic-Feyenoord tie, we could visit each other xx
It's uphttps://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/ec-leb#36cef9d6
>>144018108I VILL be there
>The state of the Capital of ItalyHow can Mr Tim fix this mess
>The most likely destination for Jadon Sancho is Juventus. t. some brit idkAlso I don't have any edit saved for some reason so have pic related instead
>>144017886He's in Milan Fottuto ("""""U23""""" squad btw)
>>144018358What happened on 22.01.2021?
Soulé and Dybala sucked ass, interesting. Which coach didn't rate them? Massimiliano Allegri you said? Interesting.And which coach actually rates them and wanted to keep the younger argie in his team? Thiago Motta? No way you must be lying
>>144018843Mister Allegri will have all the time in the world to build his beloved team in his new prestigious club.
>>144018983Can you believe it, he got Rabiot to be his assistent!
How does this "Allegri" coach you're talking about mog Thiago Motta so hard in literally every possible aspect including penis size? Is he some kind of Livornese Bvll or something?
>>144019106>every possible aspectEmployment status?
>>144019126Living as a neet is better than being a wagie
>>144019134Fair
Francisco Conceição, landing in Turin right now with his agent Jorge Mendes.Medical in the morning as new Juventus player from FC Porto.
Friendship ended with Minodear jorge,
your league it's way worse than our league and our league it's a giant big turd
>>144019513https://x.com/ilbianconerocom/status/1827858383875027384
>>144019626I'm going to tell mr. tim and ms. eni
>>144017065Based
>>144020289>(Rig.)
E lunedì che umiliazione andare in fabbrica al servizio del padrone o juventino ciuccia piselli di tutta quanta la famiglia agnelli
>no factory today>wake up at 7many such cases
AC Mazembe
>no factory tomorrow>war zone till 1 amMany such cases!
>>144019626your league doesn't even have fucking goal line technology because "its too expensive"
Good morning brothers! -12h 11m
>>144022222checked, cant wait for the Allegri kino
>>144018469How has he not moved to Turkey or MLS already and gotten a cushy retirement?
I wasn't here yesterday but I hope chat was thoroughly posted
>Dua Lipa to sell her own ice creamdo you guys know how funny this
>>144022271she should sell her pussy cream
>>144022271kek, just needs her own pastry line
>>144022280how about her juice cream
>>144022271>>144022289Pls explain why funny
>>144022330The few siptars (albanians from kosovo) that actually migrate up north into Serbia almost exclusively either have bakeries or they sell gelato style icecream
Dua Calippa
>>144022385Its kinda funny
>>144019626surely if we put the top scorer of la liga into serie ass, he’d be scoring for fun
>>144022385just because you were conceived in an ice cream cart in Durazzo it does not mean that everyone thinks the same way as you
>>144022421t. Conceived in one of those terrone sandwich shops in Benevento
>>144022263Kek, indeed it was
>>144022475Batistutaforever status?
>>144022351>gelato style icecreamWhat does this mean to us Italians kek
>>144022537Well, in serbian we literally say "poured icecream", poured as in draft beer.
>>144022545As in ice cream served melted? wtf?
>>144022549
>>144022545????I really don't get it lmao, you mean the ice cream "melted" as in filling a plastic box? Rather than a cone? Because we call either the same with the name "gelato"
First Motta Gear Solid Delta screens with HUD are uphttps://blog.playstation.com/2024/08/26/metal-gear-solid-delta-snake-eater-hands-on-report/?sf274391587=1Release date revealed later this year, also tf it looks pretty good
>>144022569those brick textures are rough as fuck
for too long feet like these haven't touched the grass of the Juventus stadium.
>>144022602except for beans ocinb4 pyppala, kek pyppala controlled the ball like that at 1/10 of that speed
>>144022351Ah thanks for the qrd
Jadon Sancho stats over the years:2018-19 at BVB: 13 goals + 20 ast in 43 games2019-20 at BVB: 20 goals + 20 ast in 44 games2020-21 at BVB: 16 goals + 20 ast in 38 games2021-22 at MU: 5 goals + 3 ast in 38 games2022-23 at MU: 7 goals + 3 ast in 41 games2023-24 at MU/BVB: 3 goals + 3 ast in 24 gamesidk juvebros
>>144022758yeah but have you seen those 3 goals? absolute class, mad respect, upvoted
>>144022758you don’t understand fra kirche is too risky and expensive
>>144022758you dont play 3 seasons like those at bvb by chance at 20ish. there hasnt been 1 single player who did well at man utd, not a single one, even players like di maria. if he comes, by christmas you will be asking how was it possible man utd let him go.
>>144022805t. Sancho's agent on a VPN
>>144022805agreed, manure tenure means nothing
>>144022789my point is the team is complete when the koop deal will be finalized.no need to bring in someone who could throw a tantrum for being benched once>>144022805yeah but dont forget that bundes has super offensive football. we'll never see a serieA player scoring 20 goals with 20 assists in a single season, those who could do it earn much more than juve/inter/milan can afford
Why did Jj sign a 15-year-old that has the look of a puberty tantrum on his face?
>>144022839the bundes stat padding meme is only *slightly* true, and probably not true at all if your comparison is 2024 serie a. look at the “stats” (irrelevant issue in football) bellingham, kane, kroos, alcantara, de bruyne between premier and bundes.
>>144022758Manure is basically a guaranteed downgrade of a club for any player, it's just like Chelsea but with an ex-Ajax retard as the coach. I do worry about his ego and his weight, but considering how young he is it's not some kind of unfixable shit.
>>144022885*Ihattaren intensifies*
>>144022890Comparing Sancho to Ihattaren is just crazy
>>144022898Both only ever really functioned at 1 club.Both have mentality issues (Sancho was once sent to the Netherlands to train by himself by EtH so sort his head out)Both are brown 'wingers' that prefer to be an inside-playmakerBoth are known to hang around with the 'wrong crowd'
Yeah, they're desperate kek, no one's playing this game
Only a madman would rate any attacking player from the Bundesliga, a league which ends up being the one with the highest average number of goals per game among the top 10 leagues every single season. Not even the memedivisie has sloppy defending like this.
>>144022931Unfun memedivisie fact: Rotterdam police to go on strike on Sunday over pensions, which means there would be no police during de Klassieker between Feyenoord and Ajax. The mayor will now decide if the game can happen, early signs say it can't.
>>144022839>>144022931>>144022948That's because 90% percent of teams in there play with fucking high lines. It's literally paradise for any pacy winger
>>144022913Sancho is much more proven in the game though, we're not talking about Antony here. He also usually performs well in the UCL. It's kind of a bet, if it doesn't work it's a simple loan but if it works it's all benefit.
>>144022758it’s most likely going to be a loan with option too, that’s worth the punt in and of itself >>144022839I agree bundes is a statpad league because of the high pressing but sancho’s best quality has always been his close control rather than pace and power. plus he always turns it on in europe too so he’s not just a flat track bully
>>144022913The Sancho hanging out with GMs thing got blown out of proportion, they’re famous rappers in the uk and childhood friends of his from when he lived in London. The Mocro mafia are 100x as dangerous and Ihattaren was way more fucked up when he came to Juve, Sancho was playing well literally a few months ago.
I cannot believe that people are unsure about Sancho possibly performing in Italy even though shitters like Darmian, Scacacca and McKennie did well in the league last year.
>>144022514>>144016880
Giampaolo mentioned
if you want to play that stupid game, play it well: seriea in the last 3 seasons:23/24: 2,6122/23: 2,5621/22: 2,87(very variable, red flag on the stat itself) 2.68 on averagebundes in the last 3 seasons: 23/24: 3,2122/23: 3,1721/22: 3,12(stable, stat may worth something) 3,16 on averageso the ratio is 85%, which means a player who scores 20g+20a in the bundes scores 17 goals and 17 assists in serie a, which means scudetto with 20 points above the second. so when i said *slightly* i should have said *very slightly*but the reason is deeper. the reason is that bundes could afford players like haaland for multiple seasons, serie a plays with the left overs of the big teams or with forwards from the french league. lautardo is considered good in seriea, he is trash. thuram scored like 15 goals in serie a, he wouldnt even play at watford or werder brema. leao scored like 14 goals i think he scored 2 in his whole ucl career. “our” strikers score little and even that little would be smaller abroad. that’s the actual reason for that stat, it’s not magic, it’s never the easiest explanation (muh serie ass is harder)
green fanta is my jamthat's all I got to contribute today
>>144023039>thuram scored like 15 goals in serie a, he wouldnt even play at watford or werder bremaDo NOT look where he played and was an undisputed starter before Inter
>>144023056lmao he came to serie ass to stat pad LMAO
>>144023056Just looked up, and his stats were worse in the Bundesliga kek, same amount of goals for not even half of the assists he did last year
>>144023046We dont have it here, we had the bue one and that was great but it was killed
Croatcel what the FUCK
>>144022455WAKRB (What A Kalulu-Rating Bvll)
Giampaolo was unironically 2 smart 4 serie ass
>>144023119Vomit inducing, to think that Fiumana had really beautiful kits
>Cheddira, ieri l'ultima col Napoli. Oggi visite mediche e la firma con l'Espanyolche dire
The second couple of #TemptationIsland: Titty and AntonioAntonio: "We've been engaged for 3 years. I wrote because I think Titty has the bar of jealousy and possessiveness a little too high and doesn't let me do anything. She also gets angry because on her phone she has a photo of us as the background, I have Maradona"Titty: "There are some things that have led me to not trust him anymore. For example, once he said he was going home to rest: after an hour my friend told me he was at the bar with another girl introduced as his wife"
So, Osihmen stays? a Lukaku - Osihmen - Raspadori attack is cool, but can Napoli afford to keep all three of them?
>“Sometimes, I didn’t know whether to press high or sit back,”mo musah
>>144022397our top goal scorer is a polish fraud who do tik tok dances to please his wife who cucks him every single dayshameful
>>144023477Mo glielo dico-Paulo
>>144017122he cute
MATIAS FAI PRP KAKARE TEFI ANTARE IN PRESTITTO XK NON SEI AI LIVELLI KE LA IUVE MERIT'HA - AllegrusNOOOOOOO MATIAS NN TE NE ANT'HARE 6 IL MIJORE IO TVB 6 4TISSIMO E MI SERFI X KOMPETERE PER LO SKUTETO - MottusMatias Soule stats so far0 goals0 assists2 horrible performance
>>144023575Not sure about what you wrote up there, but I'm thankful for the money he got >us
CHIESA llegará al BARÇA el miércoles o jueves. Firmará por 3 temporadas más otra opcional.El ChiringuitoSfinterbros………..
>>144023612He will stay an year out and sign for Inter for free. There's already an agreement for 3m + 3m of bonuses with Marotta
>Le Fé(r)e injured
>>144023575
Complete list of trophies won by Thiago Motta as manager:
>>144023641Players unlocked by Motta: and Players unlocked by Allegri: Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Buffon, Szczesny, Dybala, Tevez, Vidal, ecc
Sven-Gor-ACK>>144023654Who is ‘and’? Based Motta for unlocking players we haven’t even heard about
>>144023679F
F for Sven
>>144023654Motta unlocked yildiz you fucking re- oh no wait that was also allegri and now dildiz went back to sucking ass (I trvly wonder why)
The sight of Allegri's new team is scary, never doubted that such a big club would hire him
>>144023679>>144023695>In January 2024, Eriksson announced that he had been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer, with "at best about a year to live".
>>144023701Actually it was Montella but big kebab-shaped problem if you say it
Allegri shagged and dumped Ambra AngioliniMotta daughters are ugly as a sin just like their wife
>>144023679>visit J Medical>die
My sister puffed up when she saw Allegri getting angry and taking off his clothes at the end of the coppa italia final against atalanta (which he won), how to blame her for getting excited at such display of virilityMeanwhile Miago got cucked by italianus at the quarters
Wtf, he can fly?>>144023746His daughters have a wife, the same one?!?
>>144023783Thiagotta uses their/them pronouns
Thiago They/Themotta
>>144023783Why is this pic so funny
Allegri was inside THAT everynightBut now let's see Togo Marmitta's wife
>>144023654>Players unlocked by Motta:Zirkzee, famous Milan foward and Cacafiori, Juventus defender.
>>144023783>His daughters have a wife, the same one?!?Yes, because their father is a cheap fuck who didn't want to spend for two marriages
Thiago Motta votes for commies who support poorfags.Allegri votes for Meloni who wants to make the rich richer.
Yunus "the Queens bridge murderer" musah
>>144023783physically he looks like a actual football player, compact, thick legs, low barycenter. means nothing but at least he doesnt start as a lost cause
>>144023856Kek zirkzee was in bologna by basically divine intervention and already considered a good player (for SeriA standards), Cago Sbroffa should've reached AT LEAST top 3 considering bologna's attack but he couldn't even surpass MonteroCalafiori was never good and if anything spalletti unlocked him since no team in the world even THOUGHT of buying calafiori before his assist for zaccagni in the euro
>>144023900>tribute to Allegri's daughterShe's Max with a wig doe
Santiago Gimenez? Record sale.
Me? I'm a ThiaGOD enjoyer and I would never delete a post for fear of getting banned.Now Allegricucks, on the other hand...
I will publish a post listing all trophies won by Thiago Motta as a Serie A manager, including his Bologna Dei Record (2019-2024) today at 16:30
>BREAKING: Even with the departures of Faye, Lenglet and Roque, Barça as of now still CANNOT register Dani OlmoKikkobros...
>>144023954why is barça always in trouble with basic shit like registering players (no other team has ever had that problem) but they never get penalized or suspended from uefa competition it's so fucking shady
>>144023987Because LaLiga has its own weird sort of FFP going on, I think they can register Olmo for CL list with no issues
>>144023987LaLiga's financial regulations are some of the strictest of the top European five leagues. Each Spanish side is given a spending cap that decides the maximum amount they can spend on the first team in relation to players and coaching staff, this cap is calculated based on things like revenue, debt and various other factors.While they are outside of their cap, the league only allows them to spend a fraction of what they gain in savings on wages, whether through reductions or player exits, and in fees. The ratio has been 1-to-2, 1-to-3 and 1-to-4 at different times over the past year, the most frequent being 1-to-4, which means they can spend 25% of what they make or save. Basically for every €100 they save, they can only spend €25 until they are below their cap again.
so scudetto contenders are: juve, inter, atalanta, napoli. I don't even care about who wins cause I'll be able to say big fallimentazzo for the others
>>144024035Juve are in no way contending for the scudetto. The club can comfily fight for 10-15th place but no way ever for the scudetto.
>>144024033:(
>>144024042While Allegri fought for the scudetto every year. Kek, thiago mogged once again
>>144024077He never said he was contending for the scudetto, sorry chud
if Jj are to ones who have asked sancho (at super advantageous conditions even), then why the manure staff are the ones taking taking a flight, as it seems, to turin? and why meeting in person? idk i have a feeling right into my cock that sneedcho is getting real close
>>144023887>no team in the world even THOUGHT of buying calafioristop coping juntolee
>>144024118Couldn't they have just organized a Microsoft Teams (classic version) meeting?
>>144024118maybe they're pondering a move for the Curch at the center of the village
You now remember the /seriea/ ventrillo server
>>144024160Those post match talks with the Slovak were fun hahaha!
Anyone follow Arsenal games?How's Caulifiore doing there?
-6:39:00
>>144024131usually they just send mails and make phone calls, and of course use intermediaries, especially in international deals and at this point of the session. also, if anything, it’s the buying club the one going to the selling club. this meme flight is unusual, i think they are doing something complex, idk, maybe it just wishful thinking
Why can't I post anymore in the advanced 4chanx?
>>144024179For now he's a bench player, only got subbed on 10 bings against Villa.
>[Tuttosport] Fonseca under pressure, Allegri linked with Milan return.please God make this happen
>>144024377I'm vouching this, got enough of him in >my team but his schizo energy makes the league much funnier
>>144023612confirmed by ruttosporc...
>>144024377They didn't fire Pioli after two mediocre years just to save a couple of pennies for his wage and now they are ready to fire Fonseca (>6 gross wage btw) after just three-four matchdays? lol
Star Wars Outlaws reviews are up
>>144024248The XT one? Works on my machine, it did update yesterday so check if you have the latest
Lazio NEEDS to get Conceição as a coach in honour of Sven, it is what he would have wanted.He will win uou the scudetto
>>144024369He seems destined to be glorified bench player in Arsenal.Milan or Napoli will probably get him on loan next season lol.
Just realized that they are probably gonna do a minute of silence for Sven now
>Chiesa to Barca deal is OFFt.MarcaGuess Sancho is gone huh
Vgh
>>144024454Be sad for le Nazio legend vikingaro goy
>>144024512Me with the headphones listening to Annalisa’s discography
*explodes your left flank*
>>144023612>>144024480which one is it then?
>>144024571They sent like three or four players away and still can't register Olmo, I have no idea how they expect to sign Chiesa too.Best to get used to him staying out for a full season or sfinter sneakily buy him for cheap in the very last hours of the market
*does nothing**wins*he can't keep getting away with it
>>144024630>Marmots typically live around ten to fifteen years in the wild, depending on the species and environmental factors. In captivity, they can sometimes live a bit longer due to a controlled environment and regular food supply.Just a bit longer…
>>144024564I wish the best for him.
I would unironically welcome allegri instead of the Portuguese fraud
I'm sure that Allegri, a coach known for improving shit players, will do wonders at Milan lole
Piolel back would be the pinnacle of kino, who would doubt him if he made Theo lose 8 kg so he could run again
>>144017521poor Fiore, thinking they could ''rivals'' to gobbi. I don't know if it's sadder for them or for Torino
>>144023039bundes has less teams
https://x.com/blink187blink/status/1828057799256846398why are burini like this
I don't think Lazio is so bad just don't field Vecino
>>144024118because they have to pay for 50% of salary, but want to be sure JJ buys him next year
>>144024772honestly, Milan greatest problem is the defense and Allegri and his staff can somewhat fix thatMIlan will play like shit, but they will perform better overall
Imagine a Simone Folletti-conditioned bbilan
>@GiovaAlbanese a 'TiAmoCalciomercato' su Youtube: "#Giuntoli aveva già definito il prestito a gennaio di #Sancho che poi fu bloccato da #Allegri per non rovinare gli equilibri.”
Simone is a girl name
>>144024966>almost september>yet more anti-allegri propagandadid he fuck elkann's wife or something
>>144024846kek, i didnt recall that, even more so then. (2,68/3,16)(38/34)(20g + 20a) = 19g + 19a when sancho scored 20g + 20a in bundes his serie ass normalised stats would be: 19g + 19a. but again, although this kind of reasoning (hello kitty stats, xgs, etc) proves me right, it is not how smart people use inferences.
>>144024966so you are telling me that allegri saved chiesa'ass last year but never got a word of thanks from him at least publically
>>144024984The rumor's prolly bullshit but I find it extremely funny to imagine how tense the relationship between Allekre and Giuntoli must have been in the second part of last season
>>144024984Gotta counter the pro-Allegri propaganda from Zarbonzaroni and Sabadoria (you can find some clips from yesterday lole)
atalanta have signed...juan cuadrado
https://x.com/Atalanta_BC/status/1828070418235756835What..?
>>144025055>>144025056he sensed they're gonna win the scudo and promptly joined in
>Yacine Adli to Fiocretina
>>144025036I don't watch slop but I gotta admit I kekd when I was shown that guy saying Inter beated Lecce with two Milan rejects as strikers
>>144025056if nyanta can keep koop and lookman, and buy at least one more defender in the last day of mercato, they may have a real shot
>buy a massive amount of shitters hoping Gasperini can fix them>retards immediately think they may have a real shot for the scudettolollmao
Found the seething Brescian
>all your base are belong to us
Schizo status?
>Brentford ha messo nel mirino Michael Kayode della Fiorentina. Proposto prestito oneroso con obbligo di riscatto tra 20-22M (Di Marzio)
>ULTIM'ORA: Il Milan piomba su Victor Osimhen.Il Napoli chiede 75 milioni, il Milan offre 19 milioni + Adli, c'è fiducia.
What are they doing with these fonts?
>wake up>Cuadrado found a new club before Adriano or Maximilien did
Giuntoli should just terminate Kikko's contract like he did with Tek's, at least he'd go to Sfinter now and >we could get Sancho in peace
>>144025152At least it's the same font deformation every week. But strangely enough the starting line-up posts are all straight lines.
who up stroking they dick to the latest mercato news
It's like that 50 Cent classic
>>144025201Dr. Montero in the back
>>144025201Sergio Canavero spotted
>>144025205>Sergio Canavero is from TurinKojimabros... What is going on...
'detto 'nfaccia
/seriea/ might not like it but Yorgos Lanthimos' latest is starting to come up
>In realtà non manca niente all’accordo tra Atalanta e Juventus se non che ci sono delle partite di mezzo. A questo punto, molto probabilmente, si preferirà aspettare martedì. Che cosa è successo nelle ultime ore? È successo che c’è stato comunque un contatto tra il club bergamasco e la dirigenza bianconera nella fattispecie con Giuntoli, uomo mercato dei bianconeri, e appunto la Juventus è riuscita a strappare l’ok a portare a Torino il giocatore per la cifra che poi ci siamo sempre detti. Cioè 55 milioni più bonus per arrivare molto vicini ai 60, credo che insomma saranno 59 milioni o giù di lìt. Milfiana della Valle IDS ABBENING
lol,60 gorillions for poopsmerdajiiners
>Yesterday, in Barletta, Antonello Venditti attacked a disabled spectator: “str ** zo di mer*a […] a special boy who needs to learn manners”. A little while ago he apologized: “I was wrong, I thought it was a political protest”ER RIOMMER
>>144025292bvll, until he apologised
>>144025266
>Another Duccio into the team Bad omen. Bad, bad, bad omen.
>>144025256thank you, i heard there are wild sex scenes
>>144024772Yes because thiago is improving players
>Chelsea and Manchester United are NOT negotiating for Jadon Sancho and Raheem Sterling due to their high salaries.t. Romanò Di Marz-ACK!
>>144025143loool
>>144025342Yes, there's a pretty graphic threesome between Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons and Margaret Qualley of Death Stranding ffame
>>144025342Yes if you approve milan's latest mercato signings
It's O'Rilover
>>144025396>hair greasier than Locatelli'sgross
>>144025349We are so back
If Sancho signs on a permanent transfer, loan deal without some significant contribution from ManU ridiculous wages or some roadman announcement video is made I VILL take a cyanide pill in Ibiza
>>144025455>permanent transferNot happening>loan deal without some significant contribution from ManU ridiculous wagesNearly impossible, it's a common issue for transfers of players out of Manure even
>Brentford wants Kayode: around 22 million euros offered for the defenderdo they even watch these players playing? and the funny thing is that fiocretina wants to refuse
I will publish a post listing all players improved by Thiago Motta as a Serie A manager, including his Bologna Dei Record (2019-2024) today at 18:00.
Kimi Antonelli to make his debut in F1 at Monza this weekend :)
>>144025349he also said manutd want a obligation to buy. id do like this: sneedcho earns 9m per year net. he has 2 years left so 18m (36m gross). Jj pay 30/40m to man utd and gives the player a 5m/y contract for 4 years. manutd instead gives him 10m (+ taxes = 20m). there are 6m net of sancho’s salary left to match his current wages, so our majesty will have to be a little less greedy this time. manutd will actually give sancho 5m (+ 5m taxes) and 11m on an anonymous st. lucia account. sancho gets his usual wages for 4 more years instead of 2, Jj get a top player at the same price as nico gonzalez all included, manure solves a problem, saves 15m gross on their payroll and earns 30/40m.
>>144025568Gimi :DDDDDDD
Mika Hakinen now that was a player
This whole Sancho thing gives you an idea of how crazy and hallucinated Vlahobitch’s contract was. 12 M before taxes for a player from Fiomerdina. Incredible.
>>144025711He's apparently fine with lowering it a bit, but the wages that players got before Giuntoli arrived were unreal, Alex Sandro was on like 6,5mil/year
guys i dont want to call it but i think this team is going to be really top tier with koop and sancho if thiago motta can unlock its true potential.so many talented players in their prime.we are better than inter and at least UCL-quarter finals material
has there even been anymore movement on poopminers or is it all stuck in place?
>>144025746The defense is mediocre with Bremer being the only salvageable player. Midfield and attack would be really good but seriously the defense is utter ass. It might be enough for Serie Ass but for UCL it's looking reaaaaaaaally grim
>>144025760Just two more weeks according to Mr.Putlerjokes aside it seems like the here we go could drop any second now, seems Atalanta has lost all hope of keeping him
>>144025760This weekend they were talking about tomorrow, after tonight's game
>>144025531I'm here for the list
>>144025746this squad is the already by far the best with koop and without sancho but we are a ro16 team in the ucl. with sancho we are a ro8. with sancho as hungry and focused as he was at bvb we are a ro4 team.
>ro8>ro4
Resident Ovil 8
round of abomini
Calcio.
>>144025762it's far from being on the level of bonucci-chiellini-barzagli obviously but defenses around europe are not much better than >our, many CBs blunder for no reason, it would have been unacceptable 10 years ago but now with the offensive mentality we have reached this level.
>>144025836interested in casteddu for fanta purposes, seems full of passable players i could draft for 1
>thought I had luvumbo >I have banda fuck sake
>>144025842You can't unironically think that, seriously. Gatti and Danilol are low table team tier, Kahowlulu is peak "remember that x season doe" fraud and worst of all one of the starting fullbacks is fucking Cabal. The moment Bremer gets injured or gets dsq >we are fucked.
italian teams to have reached the uefa champions league quarter finals in the past 10 seasons:2015: juventus2016: -2017: juventus2018: roma, juventus2019: juventus2020: atalanta2021: -2022: -2023: inter, milan, napoli2024: -
You now become aware that Koopmeiners can play CB, he really is the Dutch Army Knife of players
>>144025883rudiger is the fucking starter CB for real madrid man.bremer, which is half of the player chiellini was, is already one of the best in europe.when covered by bremer, gatti is not that bad and danilo proved himself a valuable CB in the last few seasons.again, the BBC was from another galaxy but defenses all around europe are just atrocious compared to the good old times
Abdomen hurt
>>144025883>one of the starting fullbacks is fucking CabalHighly doubt he will actually start that much. I think the standard will be Cambiaso on the left, one of the more defensive RB options (Danilo, Savona or Kalulu) on the right
>>144025836where the fuck is mutandwa
>>144026030The one that's Canganda
>>144025887Jj constantly in the quarters between 2015 and 2019 except that one time against bayern. then something happened that destroyed >us for 4 years straight, the most retarded transfer in the history of sport.
>>144026094reached the QF 5 out of 7 times between 2013 and 2019.yep, getting rid of marotta and wasting all that money on cr7 was disgraceful, the aftermath of that decision still hunts >us to this day but hopefully this will be the season of >our definitive rebirth
>skriniar to al-nassr
>>144026165It was mainly just an Agnelli schizo moment, banter eras are common with this type of stuff at the club, buying one good player and tons of shitters around him was an awful idea. It's basically like when Amauri and Diego were brought in for big money and it ended up in nothing.
>>144026165marrota is quite irrelevant for me. but that fucking transfer… it has been worse than farsopoli because football was growing insanely in those years and we could have extended our fanbase in countries like the usa or japan or south korea.
>CONFIRMED: Barcelona registers Dani Olmo. La Liga gave the green light and he will play against Rayo tomorrow.
>>144026254>in those years and we could have extended our fanbase in countries like the usa or japan or south korea.It worked but bandwagoners tend to jump ship
>Alcaraz to Flamengo
>>144026254>we could have extended our fanbase in countries like the usa or japan or south korea.but that's the only good thing that came out from the ronaldo deal... the number of followers on social media exploded and is still one of the highest in europe.it was catastrophical bc his enormous wage didnt let spce for improvement in the midfield and then covid came
>Ahmed Traore to AuxerreFinaccia
>>144025836i think this is one of the matches with the most italians starting for both teams so far
>>144026276thankfully wont have to keep seeing retarded journalists linking him strongly to Lazio
tonight smells like an inculata
>>144026307Verona are a very physical team and very strong, without Thuram Juventus stands no chance.Not that it had any to begin with anyway. A draw would be an incredible miracle by Motta
>>144026296Another Sassuolo baby into the list, m'fraid
>PRIMEUR - #Feyenoord makes work of Facundo González!>Juventus and Feyenoord around table for 21-year-old Uruguayan ⤵AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144026307It's the last game with the grim squad, at worst it's not the end of the world
>>144026275it worked on muslim/paki/nig bandwagoners. but i think people who have been genuinely taking interest in football in the last 10 years - more valuable and also more profitable - never cared that much about ronaldo… it’s always been more about knowing the new players and the winning teams. it’s just my opinion oc.
>Veretout could join Milan if Adli were to leave
>Veretoutynr Veretout
>>144026366you could do like Celtic and Sint-Truiden have been doing lately, young japs who seem to have some quality. There are a lot of areas in the world with undiscovered potential, both for players and for the brand
>VeretoutIs it 2015 again?
>>144025789Oh, but you'll find I already posted the full list of players improved by Thiago Motta in Serie A in this very thread! Although, now that I think about it, I might have missed some of the numerous talents he developed! I'll publish a post with an appendix to this extensive list today at 19:45!
>Skriniar to Al Nassr
>>144026409nah i am quite against this. for me players should only be signed based on sporting merit, the rest is a consequence. we should aim to to stay in the ucl top 8 for the next 10 years, then the true fans will come.
>>144026449I hope Brozo spits in his food desu.
>>144026409That's how you end up signing players like Zidane Iqbal just because he brings an army of Iraqi's with him
KRANDE BROZO 6 RIM'HASTO ALLINTER MIKA KOME CUEL INKRATO DI SKRINIUSA NO AZPETTA
>>144026472or players like Saud Abdulhamid
Calcio finna be uncomfy af with these mosquito bites on my left side
>tfw i'm here rotting at my desk trying to focus on an exam i have in 3 days and know nothing about but studying in august is just fucking impossible i would go to the library like i did back in june and july but for some unknown reason is now crowded with stupid stinky normies who take a pause every 30 minutes and last friday a tattoed girl with piercing sat in front of me and i was so disgusted i couldnt even read my notes and had to leave and now i'm here desperately trying to salvage the situation although the subject is unbelievably boring and i just want one and a half hour to pass so i can fianlly watch MY juventus after those assholes in charge of making the serieA schedule decided to place two consecutive monday games for my good old lady as if i hadn't suffered enough staying without calcio for the last two and a half months
Coom'o
>Reinafucking embarassing, bench this pensioner already Cesc you nepotism fraud
Officìal
of course they score the second I leave the room
tfw still no chinlet twink announcementAlso>Fagioli over Douglas Luiz, chances increasing, according to latest reports.Why does he hates the BRAZILIANS in MY club lmao
Bentegoding
>>144026594based Juve king
>>144026641> my boy starts wtf i rate thiagod now?
>>144026641Motta is the 'Get these Br*zilians OUT of MY Juve' poster
cescbros...
>>144026641Gg Verona, well played
based casteddu leading over dirty como
EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool make initial approach for Federico Chiesa as possible option for final days.Chiesa, available on the market as Juve want to find a solution and #LFC made contact today.Liverpool exploring conditions of the deal as Chiesa would be keen on PL move.
>First L*vershit approach for Chiesat. R.F.
>>144026767HE ONLY WANTS INTER
the "imagine raising a daughter" copypasta but with Fiorentina raising a player instead
>>144026758based finnbro not falling for reddit teams
>>144026782Post the Violenzo Italiano with the pipe
>>144026787
>>144026758Reminder Juventus (relegation tier team as of right now, only Motta can save them) was considered the bestestestest Italian team for beating them 3-0
>Confirmations of the strong interest of Fiorentina for Yacine Adli. The two clubs are working to find a solution based on the loan with an obligation of 13-15 million.
Who the fuck is Yacine Adli now?
>>144026825A better midfielder than Toni Kroos stats wise
>>144026830Ehhhhhhhhh no because stats only count when they favor sfinter players such as that fenomeno of bastoni
>EXCL: Liverpool are exploring the option of signing Federico Chiesa, contacts made today (Fabrizio Romano)
JUST ONE MORE MEETING
>Sergej Milinkovic Savic to Juventus
>>144026782>>144026796I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fucked than supporting Fiorentina. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and training a player for years solely so he can go and win trophies with another club. All the hard work you put into your beautiful footballer - reading him stories at half-time, encouraging him to go to training, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating and singing song to him. All of it has one simple result: his body being ready to play games for Juventus.Raised the perfect player? Great. Who benefits? A club you hate with all your soul, a club that had nothing to do with the way he developed, what shirt he wears. It gets to win the trophies you can only dream of every season. It gets the benefits of his kind, driven and ambitious personality that came from the way you raised him.As a club that has an academy, you are LITERALLY dedicating years of your life simply to raise a player so that another club can enjoy him. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>Warm up for me Kerk
There's an alternate universe where Arne Slot is coaching Kerk at Feyenoord
>Cardinale was in Milanello today where he had a meeting with Ibrahimovic, Furlani, Monacada and FonsecaIz all part of the planz
PATRICK CUTRONEPATRICK CUTRONEHE LOVES THE PIZZAHE LOVES THE PASTATHE LADS FUCKING MAGIC!
the homo from como scored
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>>144026901Gyrano Emilio Kerk (Amsterdam, 2 december 1995)
>>144026916>tfw you're shitting a big turd
PATRIZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm pretty sure I posted a chiesa #39 liverpool shirt a few weeks agoI simply am the truth
DDoSsena
>>144026921kek
twinko paz
Nick O'Pazz
>>144025760Deal collapsed weeks ago (please)
Chico and Paz
Boubacar Traore
kys grimtoli
>Cerri Como just needs Petagna and they will have assembled the ultimate fraud attack
>>144027001after this upcoming meeting mkay
Cerri de Potosi
>>144027007Was about to post the same kekAlso Lasagna and Paloschi
https://x.com/i/status/1827754213843116048New Juntolee banger is up
>Juventus offering €52m + €7m in bonuses divided between easy and difficult ones. Atalanta will try until the end to get Juventus closer to the €60m mark. t. grimarzio
What has Luiz done to not start kek
>>144027007remember when Juve tried to convince the world someone paying 9M for him wasn't fishy at all?
>Gatti (c)
>>144027023I now realize Paloschi is still active
>savona did they find a random lass in the crowd to play ?
>>144027009
>>144027048They directly recruited a mid sized port town
Please Beans don't be shit today
> fagioli starts i apologise motta i wasn’t really familiar with your gamenow let’s go and get this scudetto legend
>>144027030>>144027034>FagioliWe could've gone +2 on Inter and +5 on MIlan but no, better gift it to Verona
>>144027048mottas fanta needs plusvalenza
this Perrone guy is actually legitcompletely changed Como since coming on
https://x.com/barellismo19/status/1828091339462087068What Alekre does to a mf
FIELD MUTANDWA ALREADY I NEED THAT FANTACREDIT
>grimtoli is spending next seasons budget alreadyeuropa league? secured.
>another cariatide from Fabregas wednesday padel groupit's all so tiresomewe were playing so well too
>starting fazulinhois something wrong dLuiz
>>144022263>>144027150Motta doesn't like to win apparently
>>144027150He's being pushed out of the club (Lehmann can stay)
>>144027122Juve is going to win the scudetto this season so yeah they can spend more
Is Beans a real human? Is Zingaro physically unable to score? Is Cats the greatest defender in the universe? All the answers to these questions will be revealed in tonight's episode of Five Nights at the Continassa.
>>144027163league is ded enough that you might be right>>144027150sold so grimtoli can buy amrabat for 32m
beans, my boy, my favourite child, my captain, this is the most important game of your life. you have to prove even to least of all idiots that you simply cannot be left out as i already know. beans mind the movements off the ball, watch the empty spaces and run into them, make yourself visible to your mates and ready to receive the pass, stay focused, dont take undue risks, as for the rest you already know what to do, you see things nobody sees.
>five nights furries in MY /seriea/Gonna kms
>>144027181Never played a single one of the games desu
kek what an og would have been
>>144027181>>144027192/biz/ ideaFive nights at Giuntoli's
thought that was going to be a kino free kick in the box
what are the chances of como having a good season?i want perrone and paz to do well
REINA WHAT THE FUCKBENCH THIS RETARD NOW
>>144027201Five nights at Giuntoli's? Nothing happens
>>144027212if they keep their keeper and their manager they will 100% get relegated
beanzchads we finna dab on the haters
>>144027034why the fuck cant he just move yildiz as a winger and start douglas luiz instead of mbangula?
>>144027236Manager is the club's co-owner and the keeper is one of the manager's close buddies
>>144027241Last time Mbangula actually performed so I'll wait to see
>>144027248>benching your MotM
>>144027251actual owner is uber rich, Fabregas can still get the boot if he gets too cockyand Reina will eventually fuck up too hard to justify him
>>144027262yes duccio he had the game of his life againt a neo-promossa, he must start every single game of the season i guess
>>144027272i guess that's where Audero comes in play
>>144027248Because there would be no other midfielder available as a sub. I'm not kidding.
>>144027277I believe in Belgio #4
>>144027281i'd take Audero over Reine even if they cut off his legsdo you see this shit? nearly another huge papera, it's the 4th this evening
Why is Nicola goated as a relegation escape artist but shit at managing teams from the start of the campaign?
cerri is a big boy
>>144027320He's a winter merchantWith him in Russia, Hitler would've bulldozed the USSR
>>144027331a big retard
KEK nico is too good for this shit team
*skull emoji*
>>144027320You'd be surprised by the shit you can pull of under intense pressure/adrenaline>>144027331>>144027340for you
Fun fact: Davide Nicola cosplays as Napoleon in his free time
Yildiz scores 100%
LOCK THIS MAN UP
>>144026885kek
>cherryGabriGOD would have buried that
I spent the last two hours playing with adult legos that my wife bought for me.
Me? I'm going to cosplay as Nicola's son
Seeing a Madrid talent do such footwork only for a retard like Cerri to fuck it up is painful
Damn Paz looks phenomenal
>>144027355Man or Lookman?
That's what you get for benching gallo BVLLotti
If Cerri managed to play in Serie A all of us could have
>>144027380Not vomit-anon
not that important but it’s cute that >we’ll have 2 piedmonteses on the pitch tonight.
>this is the last plusvalenza matchday alreadynext season when?
>>144027380He got the physicality criteria, you'll be surprised at how long you can get away with being shit if you're tall and strong
>>144027422lmao could you imagine if Crouch or Andy Carroll played here in Italy?
any other Como striker would have scored at least one of the two Paz assistsany other Como keeper would have saved Piccoli's goalin short, if Fabregas wasn't such a retard we'd have won thisbut Paz and Perrone look to be on a different level and Patrick is still HIMgood vibes for salvezza
>/seriea/ has an unironic Como guy
>>144027455It must be a Milan/Inter bandwagoner suddenly switching to his 'local' team (like many did when Monza were promoted)
>>144027413Shouldn’t there be another? The irl mercato is still open on the 31st
gotta early factory shift so gonna miss rube game. hope they lose or draw.
How did this happen?
Cerri's career stats so far
The purchase of Nico Gonzales is just the proxy for the Kean deal. The two clubs detached the two deals so as not to have any breaks with the Prisma investigation on capital gains (but trust me in the courts they are not stupid because such things are assessed). Different from this was the purchase of Douglas Luiz. There they had to proceed before 30th June because Aston Villa needed to account for the capital gain before the close of the season/budget, process that they deemed acceptable first the exchange with McKennie and then the one with the two next gen who promptly were benched because they were not requested by anyone let alone by the coach. In this case to overcome problems with the courts they submitted an external report prepared by independent professionals certifying the disconnection of operations. In conclusion, in my opinion, the case is the same as the operations contested in the Prisma investigation, so we are talking about reiteration of crime
motta looks like a sub teacher in that suit
>tfw Motta will never ask you to stick around for a moment after class
>>144027513Do you have this post in spreadsheet form
>>144027513t.Marchetti
>>144027455>>144027487i've been here literally foreveryou guys just never talk about lower leagues, like the good costumers you are
Yup that's the losing shirt
>>144027571been lurking since the Uruguayan anon was posting /serieb/ recaps and this is the first time I spot a Comofag in these threadssomething doesn't add up boss
ING? MY bank!
>>144027571I sporadically post about serieb, nice try
>>144026594is your exam perhaps probability and statistics?
Forgot pic
>>144027571ternana is the most supported team itt
>>144027624Mean to post this with: Actual negative aura
>>144027496there are games on the 1st, it ends during the matchday
What is that build up play lmao
crop tops
Jj's midfield lacks physicality desu
boner enabled
>>144027699You cannot suffer in Verona
>>144027571>you guys just never talk about lower leaguesthey are shilling fagioli since his Cremonese days
Vlahovic a liability so far lmao
You could probably put a traffic cone next to Bremer and still have a functional CB partnership
Nice job by Fagioli marking that negru :)
>>144027594you weren't looking hard enough i guess
>2018 was 6 years ago
Gud try from loca
Imagine if >we had a winger available and didn’t have to waste Cambiaso and start Savona
>>144027781>>144027781>>144027781new
>>144027778stop
