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marinara edition
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Thanks cuck
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You guys ready to talk about my Kraken? Because I can tell you right now these other teams are NOT gonna be ready for them this October! :)
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Bought some gundams today
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>>144018998
>>144018998
>>144018998
>>144018998
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shit edition
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>>144019027
reminds me of that hockey game player on april 17, 2022 and its aftermath
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>>144019037
This
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>>144019054
Was it played on a chilly evening?
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>>144019027
kys
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>>144019027
Laine’s post-rehab breakfast?
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>>144019065
Unseasonably
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>>144019065
some say it was, some say it wasn't. the events of the day are more certain than the weather. but the events of that fateful day can't be discussed in polite society, the actions of a mad man too indecent to mention aloud
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>>144019184
Stephen, call the cops, this guy has been following you around NYC all day long
that fucked up, guy
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Another pre-season where delusional snes and frogs fans think they’re shit teams will finish anywhere but the bottom of the table. My Ragsies are winning the cup
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>>144019258
Is bud the black shirt? I can sense extreme autism
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>>144019258
Looks and dresses like a fat lesbian
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>>144019296
yeah he's on the left
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>>144019296
That's bud alright. Scary how he seems almost harmless. But underneath the mask lies a terrible violator
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LIVE. IS. LIFE.
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>>144019354
Ok zenon konopka
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Bud may be a rapist but he raped a pedo so it's all goochi
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>>144019364
Bud raped himself?
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hate it when that happens
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>>144019364
True. It's like when the cops use a serial killer to figure out another serial killer
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you're all a big bunch of bullies
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>>144019025
based what kinds?
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>>144019445
/hoc/ is a friendship general
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>>144019392
if bud is our knife man, then who's the shot caller?
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How many scars for Laine this season
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>>144019445
I like everyone in here except for bud, trb, and copey.
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>>144019503
40
0
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>>144019503
30-35 hes gonna get sauced
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laine
le tir
le but
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Oasis is reuniting :DDDDDD
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>>144019503
Last two digits
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>2 more months
I really hope the leafs miss the playoffs entirely
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>>144019027
This and an orange monster is the breakfast of champions
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>>144019578
>runny whites
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>>144019578
flip your eggs you fucking degenerate
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>>144019691
better than scrambled
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i don't flip my eggs because i don't know how.
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>just flip your eggs and break the yolks bro
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I don't break the yolks because I have a high skill level
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>runny whites

Garys favorite.
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>>144019823
40 more days fren
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I see the 4chan NPC has arrived.
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just havin a goof
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>>144019957
MADE A MEAL AND THREW IT UP ON SUNDAY
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>>144019955
Hockey girls are so cute
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Dreading monday lads
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>https://youtu.be/qTRPgtHLk88?si=fXW0DjNO-sliZQsc
SOUL
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>>144020231
i took tomorrow off just so i could think about the upcoming hockey season
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>>144020271
I might take a couple of days in October off to fully immerse myself in hockey
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>>144020271
make sure to post your thoughts
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>>144020113
for me its caufield
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>le 24 year old prospect
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>>144020448
yet another finnish bust emerges in the nhl
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I wouldnt draft a european if gary had a gun to my foreskin
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>>144020448
when are the rags going to trade him
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>>144020519
when chambers finally kills himself
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>>144020551
who
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>>144020574
36 chambers, a short fat bald retard who slurps artemi panarins cum on his knees just for a chance to sniff kris krieders jock strap
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This thread is too weird.
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>>144020607
/hoc/ has been far weirder, check back around halloween
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Sweden and Western Canada have the same population. Who ya got?

Forsberg - Pettersson - Nylander
Bratt - Eriksson Ek - Lindholm
Nyquist - Zibanejad - Raymond
Arvidsson - Karlsson - Kempe

Forsling - Karlsson
Ekholm - Dahlin
Hedman - Andersson

Ullmark

VERSUS

Hagel - Point - Reinhart
Benn - Barzal - Stone
Nugent-Hopkins - Bedard - Jarvis
Debrusk - Stephenson - Stankoven

Toews - Makar
Morrissey - Theodore
Sanheim - Parakyko

Hill
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>>144020694
Canada
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>>144020519
My sunk cost fallacy :)
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>>144020694
Nylander was born in Western Canada sorry he cant play for team homo no matter how bad he wishes he could
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>144020819
>baged milk hands typed this post
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>>144019011
Our krakies will be back soon :)
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>>144020838
You are so stupid it hurts
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>>144020854
hurts who
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bagged milk, maple syrup, french faggotry

none of this exists in western canada
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>>144020872
We had a /hoc/ chipotle manager
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>>144020863
The collective consciousness.
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>>144020872
Return of the 'mick
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>>144020886
nice, i wonder if we ever had Publix deli clerks
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hoc more like cock LOL LMAO
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>>144020883
Just straight pedoism huh
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I want a French Canadian gf so badly bros
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>>144021016
but enough about your personal life
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>>144021039

>n-nou
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>>144021033
She'll have a bigger penis than you.
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>>144021050
thats right deal with it you pedo fuck
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>>144021054

>no-nou I r-really mean it
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>>144021061
deflect all you want pedo
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>>144021033
She'll shower less than you
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>>144021066

>s-s-stop it I said nou it's not f-fair
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>>144020886
Did he ever make a comment regarding jersey day at chipotle?
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>>144021080
a greentext reply will never hide the fact that little girls and boys get you off
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so true, flameschads are the best
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>>144021145
Me and my many gay wives
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>>144021147
Who the fuck are you responding to?
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>>144021145
Those are some thick thighs
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>>144021130

>n-nou and also n-n-nou
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Having a couple beers and watching corner gas. specifically the one where brent plays goalie
how come nobody makes great sitcoms anymore
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>>144021485
Canadians stopped making good tv all together after 2016
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>>144021495
Can't think of a good show from any country I've seen since 2016
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>>144021145
thats a man, thats a man, thats a man, thats a man, thats a man, thats a woman, thats a man, and thats a man
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I have woken up
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>>144020831
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It's too bad this thread didn't get purged.
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>>144021526
now you've done it
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>>144021526
>>144021529
>>144021546
thread just took the most massive decline in history
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Oh boy I was just looking at the mild draft picks to remind me of the mediocrity in store for this team.
Ran across this 1st round character Zeev Buium. He won an award for offensive defenseman. Would be exciting to have a guy dropping bombs from the blueline. Something the team isnt too familiar with.
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Hire Trotz
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babcock did nothing wrong.
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>>144021625
what about him putting patrick marleau on the ice with the goalie out in game 7
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>>144021510
Twin Peaks Season 3 was 2017 bud
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>>144021625
ill show babcock my phone no problem
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>>144021510
Yellowstone, 1883 and 1923 are all fantastic.
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fell asleep for two hours after work
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>>144021664
>the return
Kino.
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>>144021625
This
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I was listening to the radio the other day and they were saying the difference between babcock and tortorella is that babcock will put you down when you do something wrong, and tortorella will put you down when you do something wrong, but tortorella will also be the first person to big you up when you do something right, but babcock will never do that.
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>>144021738
I watched yellowstone with my dad. it was total dogshit
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>>144021783
hockey players are outright stupid fucks so what is the point in giving anybody praise especially modern these zoomers that are so entitled and think that they're superstars, especially the anericans anybody from the american development program are the biggest homos on the planet why would you ever talk them up for anything even if they do good they only deserve beatings and punishments

that builds character
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>ricoshit debuted in the tranny fed today
KWAB
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>>144021783
babs and torts are both media darling faggots
just loved the camera
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I just took a HUGE morning marner
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are the duckies going to have another exciting season?
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>>144021850
ducks are going to be complete garbage again
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>>144021204
They build them big in the midwest
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>>144021814
It might be if you otherwise enjoy Marvelslop.
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>>144021916
The last superhero movie I watched was 1978 superman with my dad when I was 12
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Where ever you are, scar
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>>144021923
I liked joker
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>>144021938
It was too freaky for me
I liked joaquin phoenix better as Johnny Cash
Walk the line now that's one of the best movies I've ever seen
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GO CROWCHILD

and

FUCK everyone else especially crowfoot fuck those guys your arena SUCKS
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ded thred ded sport
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I really miss hockey. It's that time of year when it gets back. How many days until training camp starts so the news starts flowing again?
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>>144022437
rookie faceoffs WHEN? that's when my optimism returns. summer is gay
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the Subbans accomplished nothing
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>>144018998
Look at those giant fuckers GRRRRRR why doesn’t my wife look like that AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>Daly was most interesting talking about expansion. It’s coming — and the union believes that as well — but was very careful not to be pinned down. “At the appropriate time” was the phrase he used. It’s clear the league sees legitimate interest and is putting together a proper process, taking meetings and gathering information. He pointed out that, in the United States, the NHL is in fewer markets than its professional brethren, while Seattle and Vegas prove there is “a model that works, a model that allows you to be competitive out of the gate … Doesn’t mean that it’s imminent, doesn’t mean that it's going to happen in the next year or so.”

>It makes sense to tie expansion to a new CBA; more teams equals more jobs. “I don’t think the two are connected currently,” Daly replied. “I don’t think that’s how we view it or are approaching it. It will happen when it’s ready to happen,” not because of any dynamic.
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>>144022512
PK won the Norris
PK went to the finals
PK won a gold medal
PK is successful television analyst
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>>144022524
>Is 34 teams the maximum, or could we see 36? Is there a maximum number you wouldn’t exceed? “Yes. Do I know what that number is? No. I will also say it’s not just (commissioner Gary Bettman) or I making that decision, it’s also our ownership group that makes the decision. With the last two expansions in particular, the thought process was a lot different (than 1998-2000). Everybody was just interested in adding clubs, there was an $80M expansion fee, right? It’s much more business-oriented now in terms of how clubs look at it. They don’t want to add franchises just to add franchises, they want to add franchises that will grow the value of the league. ‘Does this market make sense for the National Hockey League? Does it make my franchise more valuable?’ Understanding that I might get a nice cheque in the short term, but this is a longer-term look at asset-value and whether they are making the league better.”

>Is there a set expansion fee? “I think it’s safe to say that Gary and I have our marching orders in terms of what we’d expect that value to be.” Does it start with a two? Daly laughed a little. “I’m not going to get more specific than that.”
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>>144022525
malcolm went to the final too
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>>144022529
>2 billy
wew lads
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>>144022525
>PK won the Norris
strike season
>PK went to the finals
not an accomplishment
>PK won a gold medal
barely played
>PK is successful television analyst
so is every other black ex-NHL player
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>>144023194
retard post
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Babcock did nothing wrong
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>>144018998
I've never watched a minute of hockey, but Marina owes me sex
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Happy Monday
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shut up
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e-chads.. it's monday..
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Holy kwab the raped bitch was working in overdrive crying to the jannies
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>>144024051
kwarb
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>>144023524
He was just searching for nudes of the players gfs
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>hacks your icloud
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>>144023960
Monday is here garfield
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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39 days until hockey returns
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>laffs
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rate my team

William Carrier - Pierre-Luc Dubois - Drake Batherson
Evgeny Svechnikov - James Sheppard - Egor Sokolov
Giovanni Fiore - Luke Adam - Guillaume Lefebvre
Ryan Flinn

Luc Bourdon - Mark Barberio
Oskars Bartulis - Adam Pardy
Tim Ramholt - Raman Hrabarenka

Marc-Andre Fleury
Ondrej Pavelec
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>>144024861l
shit
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>>144024861
Too french
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How to fit Laine and Caufield on the same pp unit
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>francophobia
yikes
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>>144024941
caufield on laine's shoulders piggy bag
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>>144024979
Jen
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>>144024941
They won't score
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>>144021668
O T T E R
T
T
E
R
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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>>144024861
might as well not even play with those tendies
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Thinking about meatballs
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>>144025633
with pasta?
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Bitch doesn't even microwave them with sauce.
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>>144025633
I love meatballs
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>>144025633
swedish?
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>>144025667
Authentic Finnish Reindeer meatballs
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for me? sweet and sour
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you now remember wayne gretzky
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>>144025734
he's tarnished his legacy with gambling commercials
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>>144025633
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>>144025739
and the alcoholism
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>>144025803
such is the fate of all retired NHL players
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>>144025734
trb spells it gretsky
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thinking about getting a tattoo based on the region i'm from. would my neck be a good place for it? i want people to instantly stereotype me
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>>144025895
Here's a tattoo idea
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>>144025895
That depends, do you have a lot of outstanding debts to people?
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>>144025919
DUDE
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>>144025895
what region are you from?
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fuck me this the worst /hoc/ thread I’ve ever had the displeasure of posting in
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>>144025919
Thats going to do numbers in 5-6 years
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>>144025944
and here comes officer faggot improving the thread with his high quality content
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>>144025959
No u
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>>144025941
northeastern new jersey
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>>144025992
grim
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>>144025919
Sometimes I love Redditors
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>>144025944
i'm saving my good stuff for the next thread
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>>144025895
right arm
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>>144025944
Summer /hoc/ is a blogging general, it's been far worse
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>>144026067
just like (but not really) my islanders
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>>144026022
I'll debut my new masterpiece gimmick in september
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>>144026344
your gimmick is going to be shit and retarded
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>>144021145
is this one of those prestige streaming dramas i don't watch
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my canesies :)
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>>144026538
our canesies :)
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eat cock randy
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>>144026558
they're shaping up to be completely shit this season, but i don't care
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>>144026575
JLMI
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>>144024458
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>>144026560
Excellent post
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>>144026592
kys
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>>144026387
All of the feedback from focus groups has come back positive
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Hello I searched for the obese cat ladies thread and they linked here have a wonderful cat day.
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>>144026778
Raped bitch
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>>144026755
/hoc/ is for doggies :3
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>>144026538
>>144026558
>>144026558
Eat cock
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request webms
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>>144027124
Retard
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>>144027124
Mackinnon snipe (burns fail) please
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>>144027140
everyone always chooses that one
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>>144027124
any of the hughes ones that are jack or luke
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>>144027158
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>>144027152
Thanks
Thats quite the collection you have
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>>144027171
thanks brother
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>>144027162
Thanks
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>>144018998
Those can't be real, right? I don't think I've ever seen a natural tit cow with abs.
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>>144027124
gimme a heem
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Check out my new ink
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>>144027210
I'm unhappy with the quality on that one so I redid it
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>>144027269
very cool. what's it represent?
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>>144027268
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>>144027285
Lifelong celtics fan (represented by the clovers) who just started watching the leafs last season cause I saw Matthews and Nylander fits posted in /fa/ and thought he looked cool
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>>144027301
Being a maple leafs fan is not for the faint of heart
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>>144027296
thx
dirty sens bastard
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>>144027301
Post summer fits. I wish I could be /fa/ but I'm poor and don't really leave my house that often
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Afternoon vodka-cran time lads
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>>144027398
>walking into a 40-goal season like...
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>>144027408
40 goals is awfully optimistic for him
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>>144027408
*points
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>>144027408
more like 40 shifts
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Trying to be sober until Wednesday
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>>144027447
What happens on Wednesday?
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>>144027398
LTIR season approachin
Fuck what whatever yall wearing
Fuck what fuck whatever yall hearing
Press box about to come alive again
Soon as I pull up and park the Benz
We get this bitch shakin like Gary's hands
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>>144027456
september
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>>144027466
Huh? September starts on Sunday.
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>>144027447
Hey Laine wish you the best this season
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>>144027473
my bad
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>>144027447
So that's a month sober? Nice job bro, stay strong! You will do it!
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>>144027458
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>144021485
>corner gas
honest to god the worst show I've ever seen. I've never gotten so from just seeing someone as I do when I see a character from that show after watching it once. I just can't believe anyone on earth would willfully watch that.
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>>144027482
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>>144027507
KWAB
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>>144024274
the Sens need Babcock
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>>144027516
Can he even read French?
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>>144027458
rap and that "culture" has no place in hockey, please go
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>>144027507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwJDeKBZuVk
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>>144027592
how's the weather on planet retard?
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>>144027532
Montreal is like 50/50 french/english now
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>>144027602
take a look at your surroundings, and tell me
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Planet retard is a gas giant
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zamboni driver
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>>144027642
I WANT TO DRIVE THE ZAMBONI
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Planet retard is a fall/winter paradise
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>laffs
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>laffs
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mom said i can't go on the family vacation to planet retard because i failed penis inspection day
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>>144027671
I WANNA DRIVE THE ZAMBONEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144027738
That's why you gotta clean it, buddy. Don't worry we'll share photos on the /hoc/ facebook group
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>reffs
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>>144027776
refchads run this league
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My granny has this sweet rock em sock em don cherry glass. drinking a caesar out of it rn
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>>144027850
I was a big fan of Don Cherry. I was sad when he got fired
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>>144027850
No idea why but that just reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjqe27P2ItQ
Bring back Cherry, fuck all these soulless script readers they have now.
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>>144027671
...yes i do
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>>144027892
he shouldn't have said what he said desu
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>>144027941
He was right, and it's only gotten 100x worse since they brought in hundreds of thousands, possibly millions more since then.
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>>144027967
I dislike immigrants. They should buy and wear the poppy then immediately fuck off back to India
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i love everyone :)
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>>144020846
Our krakkies are sinking /hoc/ :)
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>>144028031
I don't mind immigrants, but I mind when they literally start taking over everything, taking all the jobs, forcing their culture on everyone else, changing the way things are here. There's just way too many of them at this point.
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I dislike Kraken fans. They always shit up the thread with garbage. I wish they would go away
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I dislike Kraken fans. They always shit up the thread with garbage. I wish they would go away (Forgot my trip so I posted it again)
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>>144027967
>>>/pol/
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>>144028128
Hit a sensitive spot, Samir?
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>>144028052
Based whitepiller :) I need to become optimistic and happy
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>>144028160
Retard
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>>144027264
marinara is all natural (and my future wife)
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my clubsies :)
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>>144027892
Yeah me too but to be honest with you it was time
His last season he could barely string a sentence together
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kitties
ruins
dabres
laffs
boltZ

rags
debbies
relocanes

jets
stors
preds
utah

oilers
nucks
kangs
kraks
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>>144028270
just like my jack edwards
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>>144028285
Extremely loud incorrect buzzer
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>>144028285
>Jets in first
Finally my peggies are getting the respect they deserve
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>>144028299
so what are your predictions for next season?
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>>144028285
>jest
lmao. Hellebuyck is gonna have to be lights out if they want a hint of a chance to sniff playoffs
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>>144028320
I predict its gonna be basically the same as last year. just like every year
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Wizardposter is a retard tampa is missing and detroit is taking their place
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>>144028346
>detoilet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144028341
Samir I’m begging you to take a shower
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>>144028346
Both will miss
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>>144028336
they were the favorite to beat colorado last season, they're still decent
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>>144028412
Yeah? Care to remind me how that series went?
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>>144028352
>>144028404
this is the year detroit finally rebuilds
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>>144028431
Just like how 2022 was the year you were finally raped
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>>144028285
>Devils
Lmao no retard
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>>144028493
Just like my islanders
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>>144028457
Good post
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>>144028493
Hudson Fascing barely plays in our top line what even?

Also it’s funny because the Red Wings had zero excuses to miss after how bad the islanders played back in January and February
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>>144028431
Retard
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>>144028531
You replied to the wrong person, idiot
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>>144028561
Funniest part of this whole story is that they weren’t cringing at it
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>>144028577
Retard
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My pizza team is so back bros it's glorious
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>>144028596
Feels so weird just going back onto the train and having regular people instead of guys with their happi’s and badges. It felt like so much fun
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>>144028623
I bet you can fit your cock not only in his mouth but in his glove as well
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The first time I saw "hudson fasching" i thought it was a reference to those dimes square chud retards
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>>144028656
Please envision your gay porn elsewhere thanks
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>>144028683
Cope hockey is gay porn adjacent
>>
hockey is for everyone
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>>144028693
this
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Hockey is for straight men and gay women
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>>144028732
so people with high t levels
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>>144028693
No that's mandrama
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>>144028736
Vtubers have honestly brought more energy to conventions for the better. I still argue that anime hasn’t been great for the past few years anyways.

But that’s from someone who isn’t a big anime fan.
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>Scoops Keefe is led to believe that Bruins goaltender Jeremy Swayman is asking for $10 Million per year
Nigga thinks he's Carey Price
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>gets fired for trying to get his buddy five more internet likes
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>>144028813
Just deliver the magazines, paperboy. We don’t pay you to talk
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>numales keep saying opening night is October 4th even though that game is on at noon eastern time because it’s in Europe
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>still reading magazines in the year of our Lord 2024
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>>144028793
No fucking way lol
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>>144028793
There's no way Swayman is that greedy. The bruins are fucked if he walks though
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>he's a paperboy for senior citizens
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>>144028813
I thought he got fired because he tried the ribs
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>>144028882
Mcdavid reads sophisticated magazines
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>i'm a senior citizen for paperboys
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>>144028960
In his evil house
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>>144028878
But it will be opening night. Us wagies can enjoy lunchtime hockey
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>>144028976
Noon isn’t night retard
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>>144028967
You're a faggot
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>>144028878
"Opening lunchtime"
"Opening evening in Europe"
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>>144028995
Just like my islanders
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>>144028967
jen
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Sure has been a long summer, at least the season is starting soon, can't be more tha-
>39 days
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Rank em
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>>144029216
shesterkin
demko
vasilevsky
hellebuyck
saros
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>>144029250
>shesterkin
*shoots it high*
*scores*
*shoots it in the exact same place again and again*
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>>144029216
Bald
Finnish
Retard
Fraud
Glass
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>>144029216
Vasilevskiy
Shesterkin
Hellebuyck
Demko
Saros
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>>144029096
I can't wait for fall to arrive
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>>144029337
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>>144029120
My goat :)
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Strike it up, this band is gonna play my tune
Strike it up, I wanna I wanna tell you so
Strike it up, nobody's gonna stop my sound
Strike it up, you know how lonely one can feel
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>>144028266
Silicone plus ozempic
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>>144028700
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hockey is for me (american, fat, sunbelter, don't really care about hockey) and i graciously allow the rest of you to enjoy it
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stupid business idea:

in one week, begin the 32 Days of /hoc/Mas, and each day give a team-by-team breakdown of how each team will fare this season
>I know, it's a great idea but it's probably best left for next off-season
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>>144030006
Good idea. We can start discussing teams alphabetically
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>>144030033
by state, by city, or by mascot?
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>>144030006
>>144030033
>>144030047
Can you shut up
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our Sennies poised to bootyblast the league this year
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>>144018998
Titties
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>>144030156
Gesundheit,. mine Fuhrer
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>mine
lol
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>>144030156
Superb post
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>>144030172
Dankeschön, Schweinhund.

>>144030182
Quality made in Deutschland yes
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>>144030211
Ritter Sport
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>>144030156
I'm listening
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>>144030219
but people have coomed in it
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>>144030233
Girls don't do that
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>>144030218
My favorite is Olympia (yogurt, honey, nuts)
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>>144030297
For me, it's butter bisquit
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>>144030182
thanks, man!
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With kylington walking from the flames, safe to safe their door has slammed shut.
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>>144030396
been that way since 1989. sad really.
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>>144030396
Denver or Calgary?
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> Graceful skating is what Swedes have been known to teach. Oliver Kylington is no exception. He might have the best skating of any defenseman in the draft hands down. In a few strides he reaches top speed and can maintain it while weaving through opponents.

>What might be most underrated is that he’s already played two seasons in the Swedish Hockey League and started playing against men at 16-years old. Kylington has the poise and maturity you’d find in a veteran who has played the game for years. Offensively, he joins the rush when he’s afforded the opportunity and usually doesn’t disappoint. I haven’t been overwhelmed by his shot speed, however his accuracy is dead on.

>You shouldn’t look past Kylington’s defensive game either. His skating allows him to get back into the play if he gets caught out of position, however, he rarely ever does. Kylington’s gap control on the backend is what has him ranked highly across the board. The only concerning part about him is that he’s relatively skinny and gets knocked around easily. When he fills out more it would be nice to see him learn to use his body to his advantage defensively.

>Overall, Kylington has started to slip mildly, but is still a fantastic defenseman to have in your prospect pool. For NHL squads looking to bolster their blueline, the young Swede would make a perfect fit.
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Didn’t read
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/hoc/poster bf
ice girl gf
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sabres
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>>144030679
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Marnerjeet is already coping
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>>144030865
I can't wait for the true king of cope to return from vacation
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>>144029120
He's handsome.
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>>144031033
Why isn’t he married?
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>>144031043
Waitin for me.

Interesting captcha
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Literally don’t give a shit about some washed up Pooin being spammed every where when he runs a marathon or triathlon. Who gives a shit
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>>144029822
>she's been on ozempic for 15 years
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eat cock randy
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whoa
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>>144031316
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>>144031306
cope no caniacs have even posted
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game 7 of the stan lee
who is your no. 1 centre?
gretzky or lemieux
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>>144021783
The difference is that Torts will immediately defend you and the rest of the team from outsiders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3dZP3io-xc
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*achoo!*
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>>144031361
Between the two, only Wayne has played in SCF game 7
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>>144031423
bless you, darling
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Laffs are not making out of the 1st round being led by a soft homo who disappears in the post-season cause he has a tummy ache
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more like the anahiem sucks
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>>144031488
still can't stop thinking about our canesies :)
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washington state is canadian clay
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>>144031504
Just like my islanders
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>>144031560
That's not what james k polk said
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>>144031560
54-40 or fight
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>>144031560
so is buffalo
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>>144031581
technically speaking, they are the Eighth Canadian team and should have been in the Northern Conference for the Asterisk Season, technically that is
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https://www.costco.ca/nhl-men's-hoodie.product.4000247331.html
>Oilers sold out
Canada's team confirmed.
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>>144031612
Ah yes, the 5 Canadian NHL teams.

>Edmonton
>Toronto
>Montreal
>Ottawa
>Winnipeg
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>>144031361
Wayno won 4 and Lemieux got his dynasty denied by the islanders and craps I know who I'm picking
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>>144031604
>Northern Division
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I am watching the da beauty league women's game
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>>144031072
Chara was never that good. I still don't know why he was the captain
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>>144031331
he comes running out right away lol randy can't resist eating cocks
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>>144031472
Nobody expects them to
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>>144031819
Just like my islanders
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>>144031792
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>>144031819
The Laffs are the funniest fucking team in sports history and the fact that they constantly get BTFO'd in round 1 brings me more joy than anything else in life.
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I cannot wait to watch wolf shit on the oilers
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>>144031840
It's always dramatic irony on how the bruins will eliminate them
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OT is the greatest thing when

>your team isn't playing
or
>you win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohoYyc8_xIE
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>>144031833
His only talents were gooning and doing pull ups
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>>144031840
I'm in Toronto and you see 10 times more blue jay's merch than any other sports team. It's fucking weird.
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>>144031866
Sad but better than the alternatives. The other day I saw a boy in a pink messi jersey
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>10 times more blue jay's merch than any other
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>>144031866
The jays have always had a devoted fanbase and a very tight look. Plus baseball has the best hats and jerseys that you can wear in the summer without looking like a geek
every time I see the old jays logo I think of the WAMCO days just a sweet nostalgic feeling
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>>144018998
What's her name?
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>>144031962
jezebel
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>>144031962
Ty bertuzzi
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Discuss
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>>144031920
kys
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>>144031962
Luna
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>>144031975
The coyotes were euthanized
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>>144032024
they can still sell the jerseys, though
in fact, Gary ought to build a Jersey Way-Back Machine so you can order any jersey you want without paying too much for custom details and stuff
>like Nike did with their sneakers
what's up, Utah HC???? fucking...
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>>144032069
Can you shut up dude
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imagine /hoc/ without trb and bud
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>>144032092
If only bud could land a solid job
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>>144032101
We all know that will never happen
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>>144032092
it would be so quiet
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>>144032196
imagine how much better the discussions would be
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>day old bread
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what trouble will nichushkin get into this season?
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>>144032282
He will eat sugar in front of MacKinnon
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>>144032282
Go on an anti-semetic rant during an intervieew
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>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
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>>144032301
Now I'm not gonna say what doctor it was.... what race, what media it went to, you know I'm not gonna say
It was Gary's doctor
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>>144032358
KANYE DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>144032374
He became a chud and started making really shitty music
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>>144032391
He made graduation though
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>>144032421
Don't forget college dropout
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>>144019027
What does this mean
>>
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>>144032430
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy too
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>>144032432
It's a traditional finnish breakfast sans a moomin mug
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>>144032439
jen
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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!!!!!!!!!

SO HIIIIIIIIGH
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Huomenta but the opposite
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The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover
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>too many urkels on your team, that's why ya wins low
based line
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>>144027124
Kadri_suspension or 481544111
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>>144032578
What a fuckin song man
What an album
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>>144032486
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>>144032590
i know. take me back :(
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>>144031451
Oliver kylington
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>>144019691
>>144019578
Cooked white, and runny yolk is the best for fried eggs (great with bread). If I want to cook the yolk I might as well do an omelette or scramble them
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>>144032732
They also go well with rice
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>huevos revueltos
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>>144032024
thank you for legalizing maid based trudeau
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Could the next thread be flames themed? It's been far too long I think. Can we finally get the respect we deserve but don't crave.
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>>144032840
>mejor te los estrello
>>144032822
Yes, good and simple
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>>144032883
Flamin' G
Galgary
Lift it up
Win the gup
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The Wranglers roster would've earned more than 81 points if they played in the nhl instead of the Flames
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I’m too sleepy to make it to the next thread
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>>144027264
She has a low body fat and does abs
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I've studied all available video footage of the night of the 2011 vancouver riots and I've concluded the person most responsible was Roberto Luongo
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>>144033086
Edmonton didn’t even riot after their loss
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>>144033086
True, if he doesn't drag them to game 7 then the cup is won in Boston and there's no riot
>>
Veeti Väisänen
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>>144033103
Wasn't a home game
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>>144033152
people were watching from Roger's Place, they could have got good and drunk and burned something at least, dmna... molested a cop or loot a liquor store, something
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>brand name + place
>brand name + center
>brand name + arena
I hate this timeline
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>>144031740

https://youtu.be/vOr2ciZcC8E


https://youtu.be/f0sVADpSo3M


https://youtu.be/AIOEko_yEVM


https://youtu.be/hPZiwIwhdfo


https://youtu.be/8opqnG_jyRw


https://youtu.be/88Jke6wGx0A
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>>144033105
Van was winning the series 3-2 before game 6 in Boston
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Cuck?
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>>144032587
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Getting it ready cuck?
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Cucky mccuck face?
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>>144033333
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>>144033748
Retard
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>>144033758
no milly?
tarp city in wembly?
britt and monke worst match of the year?
ricoshit?
KWAB
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>>144033774
Retard manlet
>>
posting in the last ever /hoc/
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>>144033985
>>144033985
>>144033985
the real last /hoc/ ever



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