>Lap:#7321>Countdown to Monza Bonanza GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144022659>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:221 (218 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:33>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:194>Races in the Alpenis 100 Race Plan83>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 295 (+18)NOR: 225 (+26)LEC: 192 (+15)PIA: 179 (+12)SAI: 172 (+10)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 434 (+26)McLaren: 404 (+38)Ferrari: 370 (+25)Mercedes: 276 (+10)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 956.22 (+61.88)HAM: 889.43 (+55.25)RIC: 871.7 (+42.54)>News:"We haven’t seen the real Mick" – Wolff insists Schumacher 'deserves' potential Williams chance amid Sargeant speculationHorner: No need for Red Bull to panic after "only Norris' second win"Schumacher and Lawson main options if Williams replaces Sargeant for MonzaVerstappen: "Something has been going wrong" with Red Bull F1 carNorris says talk of an F1 title challenge is "stupid"Haas and Uralkali $9m disagreement continues as post-Dutch GP deadline loomsWilliams investigating why own scans said new F1 floor was legal
gimi
>>144034239I was not planning on fapping tonightThanks anon
>hamilton will never win anything (on merit) ever again
>>144034239>"We haven’t seen the real Mick" – Wolff insists Schumacher 'deserves' potential Williams chance amid Sargeant speculationYes we did, in Austria and in Britain.>Verstappen: "Something has been going wrong" with Red Bull F1 carWe hebben een serieus probleem?
>younger and quicker than juju
>>144034280>quicker than jujulmao maybe if she removed all of her limbsjuju stomped f2 champion theo pourchairnobells has never won a race in her life, meanwhile juju has 17 race wins across boss gp, drexler, f2000 and f4 with a f2000 championship under her bealt, and she's the youngest super formula driver of all time and was just featured in forbesnobels is only a year younger and has absolutely nothing in comparison, she can't even compare to sophia the eternal f3 shitter
good morning, everyone death to liberty media, zak brown and toto wolff
Pourchaire is a legendary choke artist, an Orangutan could beat him.If this was a just world then all drivers who lost to him in 2023 should've been banned from ever entering F1.
good morning all!>>144034239goedemorgen flip!
>>144034504>pourchaire beat doohan>pourchaire beat iwasa>pourchaire beat bearman>pourchaire beat fittipaldiat the very least juju is f2 level, nobels can't even beat other shitty female drivers
juju is shit
>>144034594the mental gymnastics stop, the mask slipsu mad
Senna Miku is popular now
willy surge in monza
>>144034678inb4 Private Logan get replaced and the (actually shit) replacement gets hyped up because of the meme Williams Monza performance.
monke pox to poois shamilton
>>144034239Migg will be back
reminder that Horner WON. toto and his minions failed to cancel him.
>>144034741Vowles always planned to replace Sargeant before Monza because he knows that's where Williams is best. He's done everything possible this season to screw Sargeant over.
I forgot what I was about to post.
>>144034806based. people underestimate what a power move this whole saga has been. fuck toto, fuck money grabbing hoes.
>>144034259>>144034270good morning saars
there are people in this thread who genuinely believed in U2 diss track on Horner
>>144034812Insane how Americans have such a persecution complex when F1 literally bends over backwards to accommodate them.Ever stopped to consider that maybe your boy just sucks ass?
Why is /f1/ so dead during a race week?
>>144034812based mrs sargeantwish your boy well from me
>>144034853we are checking
>>144034853last race was a slurpernext race will be a slurperf1 is a slurper
>>144034853F1 has been reduced to 100% gimmicks and manufactured drama. I miss real racing.
>>144034850>F1 literally bends over backwards to accommodate themlel peak delusion
>>144034850>F1 literally bends over backwards to accommodate thembased peak perspicacity
Logan Sargeant? More like general disaster.
>>144034920Good morning, James.
What if Mick beats Albon? Could he be considered for Mercedes or Sauber?
Yeah F1 bends over backwards to accomodate Americans. Like when they accepted Andretti, didn't take Sargeant's car that he didn't crash away from him early in the season, had more than one American driver every decade. I mean it's not like the 2010s had zero American drivers besides a guy who was a temp driver for five races. F1 really does everything it can for the American driver and team market. If you're brain dead.
I think what they meant about accommodating Americans is that they want the US Dollar and not the Americans themselves? I don't know.
it's up
>>144035008who are they mourning?
>>144035008
>>144035008gearing up for a full black car next year for choco senna I see
>>144035008for fucks sake
>>144035013Ferrari's season
>>144035008>>144035017This is good. They are already accommodating the arrival of Sir Lewis.
>>144035017
>>144035026
>>144035043
>>144034806At the cost of Redbull being dead.Is it worth the price ? Does that 50 yo blonde hag worth it compared to Redhead spice girl ?
>several dutch f1 sites posting articles on how horner should step downah yes, nothing increases the stability of a team like the TP stepping down in the middle of the season
Could Ferrari or Aston still poach Hannah from Red Bull?
>>144035047those are some beefy front wing endplates
>>144035057Ferrari tierSAD!
BUILT FOR BHC.BIG HORNER'S COCK.
>>144035057yeah, as opposed to that TP driving away the head designer, the best driver's father and also the mentor and also nearly the best driver himself
>>144035073>Ferrarino, I don't think she'd be eager to move to Italy with her family>Astonyes
>>144035073I forgot to respond to your post, I'm a fucking idiot, although in my defense, it's pretty late here, so it's normal that my brain isn't working anymore.
>>144035092>the best driver's fatherwhy the fuck would a company need someone's father to be there?? imagine an employee in any random job taking his father to work every couple of days.
>>144035092I'm not saying Horner needs to stay forever, but the chaos will only increase if he leaves and there is no replacement. that chaos is far more likely to drive amx away than horner being a moron until red bull decides if it wants to be the best team again, or horner's pet project.also, I like Jos, but fuck him in this context
must be a comfy gig being an driver's dad. remember old man massa had a whole ice cream freezer just for himself in the willy motorhomei'm going to fucking flog my sons in karting so hopefully one of them gets to f1 and i can leech off whatever team he races for
>>144035136>mick>leclerc
>>144035131>I like Josnobody likes ojs
>>144034239egregious OP
Had a dream about BMW Williams...Miss em
>>144035073Aston might. Their redhead would probably move to another team.
>>144035017Shadow is back.
Now you remember Bottas
>>144035369what's he up to these days?
miggers tell me we are back pls
Why is gaydrian pooey give up?
>>144035136You've just got to be worth 500m+ these days. You'll probably need to be a billionaire in 20 years to get your son into f2
gimi :Dbelipe :D
>>144035100She will start a new family with Lewis
>>144035374
>>144034806He should have kept it in his pants. He’ll be remembered now for this more so than all the wdcs /wccs
>>144035073Huh. Never thought Sad Hannah would be the nipple piercing type
>>144035413>He’ll be remembered now for this more so than all the wdcs /wccsyeah no. is Pedo Senna remembered more than WDC Senna?
>>144035423What made you think that she isn't?
>>144034975>brain deadYeah that's who they're targeting if they want the American market
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Horner will be king of ashes. He fucked up.
>>144035435>a flight without wifijeez, i'd get so bored
>>144035444will random teams put Thanks Lewis on their wing when he retires in 2026?inb4 "Sauber isn't random!!!! Schumi drove for them in sportscars!!!!"
>>144035435You'll miss another slurper while you gaan, which that were me.
>>144035458It would cost me 8 euros per flight and I have a budget cap.>>144035470Gotta slurp it all mane
>>144034975Mmmm American tears
>>144035435naar toe gaan?
If goblando wins the WDC this season I am killing myself live on stream
>>144035482weird flex but ok
>>144035468mclaren and mercedes probably will
>>144035476You fucks learning Dutch freaks me out. I need my secret meme language to be exclusive. Stop it or I will set Jos loose on you.
Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink
>>144035435NORPIAVER. You welcome.
>>144035490het is een kwestie van geduld dat heel de wereld hollands lult
>>144035490ik bereid me voor om nederlander of belg te zijn :)
If goblando wins the WDC this season I am raping a blonde finland kid live on stream
if goblando wins the WDC this season my life will not be affected in any significant way
>>144034975F1 can't force teams to accept American shitters. They desperately want Sargeant to succeed but there's only so much they can do when he's getting shit on so badly by a teammate most famous for getting shat on himself.
>>144035527>>144035532That's it, I unchained Jos. You're geneuked now.
>NEW: ITALIAN GP WINNERS TROPHIES>They represent the long history of Pirelli tires, combined with impressions of speed and accelerationhttps://x.com/SmilexTech/status/1828373736413692233
>>144035549?????????????????????????
>>144035549LOL WHAT A KWAB
>>144035549>they plan on winning P1 P2 and P3 with 2 carswhat is strat mommy planning
>>144035549how difficult is it it just make a normal fucking trophya big silver or gold cup with a granite base that has a plaque with your name on it
>>144035549
>>144035549Finally, the Heineken sponsored racing series gets a bottle opener trophy
>>144035549>>>They represent the long history of Pirelli tires, combined with impressions of speed and acceleration>Black stain trophy with holes all overwhat did they mean by this
Adrian Newey don't want to join ferrari because he is racist toward Hamilton!!
>>144035549this is even way worse than their laughing ducks trophy
>>144035549>literal tiremark trophyKek what a shart
>>144035532Bereid je kont voor
>>144035577Yep that's why I also turned down the offer from ferrari
>>144035549>They represent the long history of Pirelli tires>Shapeless, hole-ridden messI mean they're not wrong.
>>144035549Jesus fuck my Allah
>>144035549what the fuck
>>144034451prettier than juju too
lmao at the "gap to winner" propaganda, as if it was that relevant
>>144034239Anri!!
>>144035652FAMILY
>>144035549Whoever designed this got paid probably half a million. Imagine that.
>>144035658HEIST
I just found out Robin Williams died like a decade ago. I thought he'd just retired from acting.F1 moments for this feel?
>>144035658i watched all 10+1 F&F movies over the summer.
>>144035676F
>>144035676What the fuck I remember it was few years ago
>>144035676i didn't even know he was sick
>>144035676and through it aaaaallshe'll ahfa me protectionaladda luhv andaffection
>>144035682fucking hell... I watched 9 (I think?) a couple of weeks ago. it was a chore to get through it.for me, it's 1.
>>144035684planet of the apes-lookin' ass
>>144035676RIP
>>144035696>9>it was a chore i mean there were some tiresome parts in 9, but when Dom tarzans after the bridge collapse? or when Tej and Roman DRIVE. A. CAR. TO. SPACE. pure based moments
>>144035682I regularly rewatch 2F2F and Tokyo Drift, everything after is non canon.
>>144035720
>>144035682I watched one and that was enough. Shit movies for shit people.
>>144035722I've watched the 1st almost weekly when I was in uni. it was the early 00's. I had no internet, and my old PC's hard disk could only store 1 movie. it was a simpler time.
>>144035682Did the same last winter. Amazing how much can one series change. Last ones were okay if you didn't take them too seriously.
>>144035647Brazilian sun's done a number on her skin already
Ollie :)
>>144035728>>144035722youre missing out. the whole point of the franchise is having car action scenes that are absurdly over-the-top. ive seen some shit
>>144035738Ah I remember my library of DivX videos downloaded from the university intranet. For me it was Memento
>>144035762not a single male, heterosexual like I bet
I am 100% convinced the Mclaren is an illegal car. I have full faith in Horner soon saying this himself and being able to prove it in a few weeks time. Lando should not have set the fastest lap on the race on the last lap on ancient hard tyres. That was his arrogance and will soon lead to the destruction of that entire team. Stella's made a massive mistake trying to cover up that shocking footage as "lando factor" as if that actually exists. THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED
>>144035386It sounds like we may be back brother.
>bully your head designer out of your team>car stops being overpowered>other teams get close and eventually quicker"HURR HURR THEY ARE CHEATING!"
>>144035817Never listen germs
>>144035746just imagine what the brasilian wax has done to her beautiful bush...i weep
>>144035807>Last Lap Lando doing Last Lap Thingsshocking
>>144035549>looks like a mess of black goo covered in holesSurely they must be joking...
>>144035817>>other teams get close and eventually quickerAnd by that you mean a span of under 4 months.
>>144035817Yes.
>>144035659Can you imagine that? Whoever designed that got paid probably half a million.
>>144035918Please stop
>>144035918
Fuck that fuckin' parakeet
>Aston Martin have made him an offer, which Newey is evaluating. Williams, where Newey achieved his first successes in F1 from 1991-96, have expressed their interest. And Alpine have now entered the race. Newey is said to have had pretty extensive talks with Flavio Briatore.
>>144036005sometimes I google some of those old sponsors I come across here to see if they still exist. often a lot of them are gone.Imagine them in the 90's. at their peak. big time F1 sponsors. then sometime between then and now it all went wrong somehow.
>>144036058>then sometime between then and now it all went wrong somehowWhen? Where? How?
>>144036054Why doesn't Newey just go to Red Bull? Is he stupid?
>>144036058No better example
>>144034270What was the last race Hamtaro won on merit?
>>144036079All of those brands still exist though, Mild Seven just rebranded while Elf is solely making engine lubricants after Total bought their petrol stations.
>>144036079Mild Seven just changed it's name. they're still around.
>>144036148I was replying to the second half of his postRenault are a complete joke in F1 and may leave for good within the next few yearsBenetton have been gone for years and they certainly aren't a well known global clothing brand like they were beforeMild Seven was always mostly a Japanese brand IIRC and they still sponsored a winning F1 car with the R05 and R06 but their reach is probably smaller now (outside of maybe China and SEA).As for the others IDK
>>144036171ah, I see. can't argue with that.
>>144036171Fair enough, although your forgot that BBS is actually dead for realy (and so did I)
More importantly:Italy next.
>>144036187>>144036189If bitbuger were to come back nowadays it would be some SOCAL crypto scam.
>>144034239>Italy next
>>144035549Looks like knucklepunchers.
SCHUMACHER 2025
>>144036249>knucklepunchersI was going to say it's "knuckle dusters" but it looks like zoomers are calling them knucklepunchers so I can't blame you
I don't think I've watched a race since may I really can't give a single fuck about this season and /f1/'s chronic lack of pace reflects a consensus about how shitty things are
>>144036290really? you've missed out
>>144036290bro lando norris is out there saving f1, you've got to watch
>>144036321>lando norris is out there saving f1By hilariously kwabbing in the first lap every time
>>144036290you already posted this yesterday
>>144036339No I didn't
>italy next
Treason?
>>144036214
Why didn't piastri simply drive faster at Zandfoort? He's in the fastest car, why is he finishing 4th?
fernando alonso
pls gib seat m'sieur
>>144036098USA 2012
>>144036387his tires are kill, it's his main weakness, but that's an experience thing
>>144036098Hungary 2013
>>144036098>>144036546Actually Monza 2018, when he had to fight gimi for the win
>>144035722it's ok up to 4 but Brazil jumped the shark
>>144036535How do you preserve the tyres?
>>144036601I have no idea what happens in 4. I think I know at least one thing about the other ones, but absolutely no idea about 4.
>>144036629be smooth on turn in, braking, accelerating.
illegal car
>>144036724The Hungary one is a bit misleading because it was a McLaren 1-2, and they were like 25 secs ahead of P3
>>144036724let's compare with 2014 and look at the gap of the winning constructor to the rest of the field only 2 laps after the restart.fucking kek, that season was a complete joke.
haha "why didn't driver simply driver faster"!! delicious! truly uproarious! I declare it the wittiest quip of the season!
>>144035722Based but I stopped at Tokyo Drift.
>>144036724Has a team ever made a mid-season flip like that? They went from struggling to even score points to winning races. And while we've seen stuff like that with teams like Braun it was usually over the offseason or after rule changes. People talk about the RB brakes but i wonder what McLaren might have found that is bending the rules.
>>144036778Well, why didn't they?
>>144036290Haas will save F1 from Liberty Media. They are the only true small racing team at the paddock.
>>144036768All the rumours for the 26 cars are looking like it will be the same.
>>1440362468 1/2 have so many good looking ltalian ladies that the director included every imaginable body type of Italian women at that time. Genius.
Any announcement on who will F1's official timing partner be after the announcement of Rolex's departure from F1?
>>144034239>Haas and Uralkali $9m disagreement continues as post-Dutch GP deadlineDidn't this get resolved?
>>144036826leading car will be slowed down in those new rules.everything that happens in "F1" after 2025 will no longer be canon.
>>144034239you guys REALLY wouldn't post pics to help each other goon, would you?
>>144036880Everything that's happened since 2007 is non-canon anywayAnd I'm not just talking about F1
>>144035807No
>>144036811Their brakes were sabotaged by fiaamg
>>144036535>shitty quali>shitty start>unable to overtake Leclerc on fresher tyres>all the while Norris is dominatingPiastri is pure shit, bro
>>144036811>what McLaren might have found that is bending the rules.Give it time, competing teams would eventually find it. Even Merc where found out during their long domination.
>>144036935>Norris is dominatingHe managed not to completely fuck up 1 race.
how will RedBull ever recover from this? they're pathetic. Newey is out and they're crumbling lol also Perez out after mexico, yes? and what about that thing with Lawson driving for Williams in place of Sarge?? is it true? any more info on it?
Why do people have goldfish memories that only go back 2-3 races max?
speaking about bending the rules. I discovered that my car (which has never lost a drip of oil in the past) has now burned 2l of oil in 10 months time. does this mean it's faster now?
>>144036979i'm not max and what was the question again
>>144035807>I am 100% convinced the Mclaren is an illegal car.lol umadcaptcha says KWA055 KWAB!
>>144036989
>>144036979Everything is forgotten quickly, remember the vegas shooting?
>>144036979nothing ever happens
>>144037026The one where americans make all sorts of cia conspiracy shit up because they can't fathom a guy shooting up a concert in a country with legal automatic rifles? Yes.
>>144037042>legal automatic rifleshuh?
>>144037042Biggest mass shooting in history and was forgotten within weeks.
>>1440367014 had some desert tunnel plot or some shit. it wasn't great but it still vaguely gelt like it was part of the seriesdesu nobody remembers 4
>>144037058Because the US has constant mass shootings, it's nothing special.
>>144037042nothing made up about it chief
>>144037100He killed like 500 people dude, most ''mass'' shootings have 1-3 people shot.
>>144037099hmm, thought that was 5.
>>1440371185 was dragging the safe with the chargers iirc
>>144037116was a good time to be a neet
>>144037099I saw fragments of it on yt where they were dragging a bank vault through the streets and wrecking police cars with it. Looked like dumb fun. I've only seen the first one and thought it was shit.
/f1/ was actually better during the break.
>>144037075it was great thono traffic, places were emptypost covid is terrible. yeah ok there was a small chance of dying but whatever
>>144037129there is never a good time to be a neet. you were born to achieve great things, wilfully refusing to achieve your maximum potential is a disgrace to your ancestors sacrifices. they will spit on you once your pathetic life is finally over.
>>144037116the best part was that in the beginning you weren't allowed to sit on a public bench, outside. what?!? lel.also that it opened the gate to reinstating curfews for absolutely every little fart. curfews had been unheard of since WW2.F1 related. during the covid years there was one non-world championship season. one could argue that the winner of that season can't be considered a WDC.
>>144037147>they will spit on you once your pathetic life is finally overthey're dead and buried and i will join them, there'll be no spitting either way
i got off topic warning for posting sexy scarlett the f1 presenter in the last /f1/ thread.>What a great weekend working on the #zandvoort @f1 race as one of the commentators lead by @chrismccarthy32 along with @kaibach14 & @zacmcdonald80 @femalesinmsport @femalequotient #girlsinmotorsport #commentator #commentating #skysports #f1 #live
>>144037147My ancestors were all mediocre pencil pushers, I'm a mediocre keyboard typer. I'm thinking my ancestor are proud of me.>>144037142Yes it was great if you either have no life or live with your spouse. Then it's easy being locked inside the house 24/7. But for the rest of us? No
>>144037174maybe don't post children then
>>144037174how tf can a little girl be a commentator? commentators need to have years of expertise in the sport.that's why 70% of all Sky/F1TV commentators/journalists are complete shit.
>>144037152actually now that i think about it, the absolute worst part was the total compliance from the sheep, literally screaming at you for not following the made up protocols and snitching on you for visiting dying relatives.anyway we are getting side tracked and the bong jannies are circling now, seething through their crooked teeth, like a boiling pot of bleech, just smashing the "MODS MODS MODS" button
>>144037187she isnt a child
>>144037193Russian commentator started when he was 16, it's possible.
>>144035026propa saar look
>>144037156>there is nothing afterwardsdoubt it, if there was nothing after there would have been nothing before, nothing would exist, there would be no reason for anything. midwit atheist takes are so pathetic and soulless. there is still time, you can still achieve something.
>>144037174>i got off topic warningthe bong jannies give me straight 2 week or month long bans at this point, are you even trying? anyway back to f1: how bout that mclel rocketship eh? sure cant be even remotely legal. My guess is they are still running something that has been purposefully and intentionally outlawed but isnt discovered yet, like diffbreaking.
>>144037232nah. Lando is a generational talent, yo!
can someone post webm of Perez going into the garage after the crash and awkwardly trying to high five with other guys? i can't find it in my folder
>>144037232they never banned any satanmobile so who cares about following the rulesferrari getting fiajannyd for an illegal car they couldnt even find anything wrong with was a JOKE
>>144037209saying my death is the cessation of my existence is not the same as saying that everything ceases to exist - and even if it were, it wouldn't imply that there was nothing before, retarded theist non sequitur ahoytime is an aspect of our universe; our whole expectation of causality arises from the fact that our lives and our experiences are time-bound. you needn't expect something to "cause" the existence of the universe
>>144037257
>tales of graces remaster announcedNANOBROS
>>144037290if the earth spun backwards around the sun would we go back in time?
>>144037296>aight imma head out
>>144037306nah but the frogs would all turn gay
>>144037306superman is not a physics lesson, m8
>>144037323bozotime doesn't exist it's just a human invention aka a recording of the earth spinning as it goes round the sun
>>144037323t. superman denier
>>144037296thanks m8
>>144037290>more soulless left centred nihilistic bullshitno wonder you are a useless neet. maybe your subverted disposition has something to do with the fact that you have never achieved anything? stop replying to my posts, not because i cant answer anything you say, but because you are a fucking bong and the bong jannies will certainly ban me (again), not you, for thse off topic posts, despite my repeated calls for them to stop
>>144037193we need more engagement in the nonce audiencet. domenicali
>>144037296Why are they like that?
>>144037349>Doornbos
>>144037389do dutch not have words for hightech or dildo?
>>144037389>Voormaling>ontwikkelt >highteck dildounserious language
>>144037383beaner crashed the car they worked so hard on and if i remember correctly perez crashed in quali and then during the race, that's why people were so unenthusiastic to see him and
>>144037383
>>144037383correct reaction to mexicans
>>144037395Hoogtechnologisch Kunstpenis
>>144037395hoogtechnologische kunstpenis?
>4plebs added ai generated image descriptions
Italy Next. Giorgio Moroder GOAT.
>>144037581didn't he died recently? or did I make that up.
>>144037590That's not Delon.
>>144037596ah yes, it was Delon I was thinking of.
>>144037539>>144037554merci boys"kunts penis"
>>144037577Seems completely wasteful.
>>144037581https://youtu.be/zhl-Cs1-sG4
anyway, picture of an f1 car
>>144037648it appears to be a red car
what the actual fuck are those monza trophies?
i request an update from pommy anon who was wondering if he could tell the old bill to nick off if they came looking for his phone
McLaren are back! Fernando Alonso killed them, but they endured. We are SO back!
>>144037395No, not really
>>144037648Groovy.
>>144037404A wrapper for a candybar is called a wikkelA penis can be called a snikkelComplicated is translated to ingewikkeldWrapped up is translated to omwikkeldA tough guy is a bikkelSo if I had designed a very complicated condom for tough guys I could say>Ik heb een ingewikkelde snikkel wikkel voor bikkels ontwikkeld
>>144037815Ontwikkeld is developed
Whoah>private
GIGA HAPPENING: SARGEANT OUT, REPLACED BY FRANCO COLAPINTOMIGG KEKED (AGAIN)https://x.com/ErikvHaren/status/1828452577760903279
>>144037874>dishonorable discharge
>>144037874Why Colapinto of all people though?
>>144037874kwab
>>144037874>Get a taste of F1 for a couple of months>Never get to drive it ever again
>>144037907Who else?
I don't want a Colapinto, I want a litre cola
>>144037874>>144037896logang...
>>144037815Why do dutchies happily play along with anglos mocking our language? Do you have no self respect?>>144037874>>144037896>Logan dishonourably discharged
>mickKWAB
>>144037923Just order a large Farva
>>144037907Milei committed the argentine national treasury to it
>>144037874>>144037896RIP meme man
Colapinto doesn't have Super License, lads, calm down and migg on.
>>144037918Any of Lawson, Manbear, Doohan, Migg, gimi (small) for that RB/Ferrari/Renlol/Merc money?
>>144037930Good natured fun
>>144037874>>144037896Williams present to you:>They race me so hardAnd>Im faster than him yet i can't passComing to your nearest GP this week!
>>144037930Do you want me to throw a tantrum over a little banter?
>>144037930Memes are the most powerful cultural tool of the digital age. By making Dutch the language of memes we will dominate the world culturally.
>>144037874>>144037896Migg status?
Idiots thinking they would replace Logaan with Mick, he is just as crash prone and also slow.
>>144037930>anglos mocking our languageHe's responding to a frenchie ya dumb phlegm
>>144038022refreshing instagram all day
>>144037874>>144037896Just how broke is Williams? Credit to promoting their juniors but they must end their suffering. >>144038004Which bring us to PS3 vs Sainz next year.
>>144037973It's just for a couple of races and it's a good opportunity for Williams to give one of their own rookies a chanceToo much hassle to get drivers from other teams>MiggHe would cost the team as much as Logan. He will never drive in F1 again
>there are Mclaren fans in this thread
>that's enough hiatus for me, I should get back to racing
>>144037930>our languageYou butcher our language
>>144038052No, I just support PS3.
Its fucking over for mick it isn't?He has already lost 3 seats(potentially 4 if you count the mercedes one)
>>144038065that's arguably worse
>>144038059Sonny Hayes is five years older than Miga.
>>144038077migg was never in contention. his career will be one of racing sportscars at le mans and there is nothing wrong with that
The dutch are the second most unreliable source of F1 news, only after Italians. I'd trust a fucking Anglo over either of them.
>>144034741I think de Vries could be an Albon/Gasly level driver in F1 if things had fallen more his way but his shitty Dutch sucks so I don’t care
>>144038093Mercedes-AMG should get back to sportscar racing. Atleast they will be a real German team in WEC/IMSA.
>>144038103erik van haren is so far up the verstappen's ass, he can only see daylight when jos talks
FUCK MIGGERSFUCK TOTO FUCK MERCEDES
>>144038118Merceds motorsports division doesnt have a works team.
HHF
>>144038077He's still contracted with Alpine and he's racing at COTA this weekend, even if he were to just be a one time thing, racing a Williams at Monza despite not driving an F1 in over a year would have been much worse than just keeping Logang
>dominant mclaren>williams need a replacement driver for Monzahttps://youtu.be/z677nm258QM?si=fh3x63fTNoil7GKI
>>144037896>FRANCO COLAPINTOtop lel
>>144038264who was in the wrong here
>>144038103Confirmed
>>144034239nice yorkshire tea moped luv
>be williams>promote a junior driver after a single season in f2 where they were good but needed a second to iron their flaws out>they drown in f1, need a replacement>hire a junior driver after two thirds of a season in f2 where they were good but still needs a bit more to iron their flaws outCan you see where this is goingIf I were Luke Browning I'd be shitting myself
>>144038288>it's real
fr fr
>>144038288Canapino out, Colapinto in. Argentinians have another chance at racing, hopefully they won't chimp out again lol
What the hell. Poor Mick.
>>144038297>If I were Luke Browning I'd be shitting myselflittle shitter who knows hed never last anywayyeah nah he'd be thrilled. gets to call himself an f1 piloti for a little while then out the door before he gets irredeemably exposed
>"This is undoubtedly incredibly tough on Logan, who has given his all throughout his time with Williams, and we want to thank him for all his hard work and positive attitude. "Logan remains a talented driver and we will support him to continue his racing career for the future. I know that Franco has great speed and huge potential, and we look forward to seeing what he can do in Formula 1.”
I strongly believe that Logon unironically needed more time.
>Logan Dishonorable Discharge
For reference:In his first season of F2 Sargeant won two feature races and finished 4th in the WDC, one point behind his teammate Liam LawsonIn Franco's F2 season thus far he's had a sprint race win and is 6th in the WDC but is 13 points ahead of teammate Dennis Fraudger
mazaccane bros, are we back?
>>144038307>>144038315LOGAN FOR KWABOTY
Is Sarge the WEC champion then?
>>144037874USA USA USA
>>144038307>>144038315
>>144038349By default, yesOnly chance of him being usurped is if Red Bull finally get rid of Ricciardo to put Lawson in
USA USA USA
Colapinto WDC
how do we decide the WEC champion if two drivers are gone
>>144038378two?
>>144038349Getting sacked from a bottom tier team is less embarassing than going on TV and repeating "yeah I deserve to get my seat back at Red Bull" over and over while being exposed by your teammate every race
>>144038077Mick is just a white Wehrlein.
kwab sarge and kwab migg >>144038349>>144038366debris didn't win it last year so no sarge doesn't get it this year
You now remember Esteban Tuero
PRESS C TO GIVE COLAPINTO ENERGY TO BTFO ALBON
FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO FRANCO
>>144037907williams doesnt have money to pay anyone elsethe migger probably demanded 10 million
it's so fucking over
>>144038398>makes f1 debut at 18>does ok>goes home at the end of the year despite minardi being open to keep him onweird guy
>>144038413kek
>has a decent showing in these 9 races>can't get a seat anywhere afterwards
>>144037896>>144037874 DISHONORABUR DISCHARGE
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE
haha imagine if vowles didn't bother calling sarge and he finds out when his gf dumps him haha
f1 panders to (south) americans
>>144038418Time to become the Indycar GOAT.
>Franco Colapintowatch this shitter wreck even more Williams's shit :D I'll laugh so fucking hard if the shitter crashes in Monza :D
ARGENTINAARGENTINA
>>144038446Nothing to lose mate, you simply don't throw away an F1 seat in Liberty team scarity era; times were different in 90's.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's over America has fallen
We are so fucking back
If I know anything about motorsport its that the moment Colapinto is in any sort of incident the Argentinians of the internet are going to fucking eruptHe could get nudged by someone else and they'll act like its Silverstone 2021/AD2021
>>144038518Hell yeah
>>144038525just look at the comments of any f2 post on x
>zero journos called this, all shilled for Mick or LawsonName more worthless specimen than F1 journo, /f1/, I bet you simply can not.
Thank you Milei, thank you Macri
>>144038525tfw Argentinian are basically Bongs
>>144038525>ynr canapino
>>144038540game journalists
So, does wanna talk about those Falkland islands?
>>144038525not our fault you lack passion m8
>>144038540journos are wortless, they learn nothing in univerityall of them
>>144038554>>144038480
>>144038574
>it's crazy how much twitter is pushing for Colapinto, I don't think putting another rookie in for 7 races, that you can't keep for next year makes any sense for Williams >>Every single one of those accounts is from Argentina. They are even more mad then the Dutch when it comes to one of their own, and will happily ignore reason and logic for it - In this case, the fact that Colapinto can't even drive the car, he doesn't have a Super License.
Uhh miggers? I thought it was our time
BREAKING:>"BREAKING: Insiders at Williams reveal that they signed Colapinto because of swirling paddock rumors that FIFA's lenient Argentinian cheating policies are coming to F1 Next thing you know, he'll be doing donuts on the grid and claiming it's a 'warm-up routine' #F1 #Williams #Colapinto #MessiModeActivated"
>>144038525>Colapinto-Perez crash in MexicoImagine the double fanbase meltdown.
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>>144038609he will never be back in f1bowels already had him in the car before thi season, and he kept logan, so imagine how bad he is
Albon still gets to statpad against rookies while British media slurps his semen and probably makes decent money doing it.
Tell me about Argentina
How is putting colapinto better than putting mick, lawson or antonelli? Heck even putting antonelli in would give you a discount coupon for engines for the next seasonSo why colapinto?
>>144038651Albon's family is already mega rich
>>144038540Marko and Wolff saying themselves that Lawson and Mick have a chance made it to think so tho
>>144038652It's time. It's fucking time.
Who the actual fuck is Franco Colapinto?And why should I care who finishes 18th?
>>144038656>mickbad>lawsonredbull doesnt want>antonellimercede doesnt want
>>144038625
>>144038656toto said they're not getting gimi, son in law could get repo'd by redbull if ricci breaks his thumbs again and mick it also makes the academy look good
>>144038675>And why should I care who finishes 18th?because FOM will be showing nothing but midfield battles for the rest of the season?
>>144038652
>>144038675becaue logan won the wec
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Why doesn't Mick just buy a seat like Perez or Stroll?
>>144038699Perez' sponsors are making up like 100m for the WCC loss
>>144038518>>144038527>>144038541>>144038670Let's go bolubros.
Logan, it's James :DDDDDid you guys get it?
>>144038678>mercede doesnt want<ercedes would defintely want that, is better to make him adapt to F1 while destroying the william cars and learn how to drive than actually letting him destroy the mercedes ones.
>>144038699All of the Schumacher fortune went into Ralf's silicone asshole surgery
>>144038609>Replace a guy who keeps crashing with a guy who kept crashing
Kuka bros... Milei won
>>144038714Kevin Nash said on his podcast that those don't cost as much.
>>144038733>Big L
>>144038656toto might think that putting kimi in a shit team will hurt him in the long run. I think he even had kimi do runs in one of the older merc cars instead of the one from the start of this reg cause he wanted kimi to know what driving a good car is like.
>>144038333I actually agree with this. He was a bit of a late bloomer in F2 as well from what i remember. If it was the 90's or early 2000's he would've spent years racing for some shitters then gotten a chance at an upper mid tier team and been solid.
>>144038685>makes the academy look goodLatifiStrollSargeantChadwickIts a strange list.
>>144038689the first reddit president
>>144038721To be fair Schumacher stopped crashing as much towards the end of his second season
The absolute shanty town of America
>>144038758He had the FP crash in Japan after the session already ended. Not as costly but just embarrassing.
>>144038748>Latifi>Stroll>Sargeantall got seatsmeanwhile every other driver academy is a borderline dead end right now
>>144038730While would Kevin Nash about such a niche subject? Did something happen to his bumhole, possible during a summer month?
>>144038652imagine italy but as poor as brazil
>>144038733if he gets the wilhelms seat for the last 7 races and beats the lady boy, will he be redeemed? But toto doesn't seem to think too highly of him, else he would be in the Merc in 2025 at least.
>>144038791So basically Italy?
>>144038689>>144038541He's our boy
>>144038791that's just Italy outside of the norf though
>>144038818>>144038808Who is that.>>144038776Mick is probably shit but its hard to hold it against him when the Haas he drove was built to be garbage. I dont think he was as bad as it looked.
>videocall with MacriOur boy's done good
Fangio
>>144038803kek just read the news
Wow, another medshitter, I'm so excited
>>144038836javier milei president of argentina
>>144038836Israel supporter, MAGA enthusiast, ancap intelectuall, and president of this country
if paintass ever out qualifies checo am gonna kms
>>144038860Argentina isn't anywhere near the Mediterranean
>>144038865>>144038884I like the sideburns. I also like that the first image that popped up on google makes him look deranged.
>>144038905>I also like that the first image that popped up on google makes him look deranged.thats every image of him
so it's over forever for migg right? his only hope left is Audi but it seems they wold prefer to have vettel's corpse over him
>>144038908It looks like he's doing a sick bike trick. El Maligno Sargeant
If Kimi was an actual good driver then he would have won at least 5 championships.2003:Lost because of mistakes in Spain and Canada qualifying. If he qualified correctly in Spain and finished in any decent position then he wins the WDC. He was also only a few seconds of several wins (like Lando)2005:Imola and Europe were his fault. He had the fastest car.2007:He won.2008:Several mistakes (Monaco, Spa, Singapore) where he could have scored points and lack of pace.2012:71 points off. He was outqualified by rookie Crash john. He had zero DNFs when Fernando and Seb had two (who both easily beat him at Ferrari). He would have probably won the WDC and scored multiple wins if he was faster. Alonso said he would have won in the E20.
Mick Schumacher wasn't chosen because James Vowels hates faggots and doesn't want Ralf leaking asshole juice all over the paddock
>boludos will have a F1 driver before us huesgrim, but good luck hermanos...>>144038836>Who is that.the reason why he is there
who the fuck is this guy
>>144038784Goddammit! If this list turns into F1 rejects-lite overtime, it would be embarassing. They can atleast be WEC/IMSA/GTWCE/IGTC contenders post-F1 pyramid cycle.
>>144038961franco colapinto, are you illiterate?
>Argentinawelcome back to F1. i hope it doesn't go like norf
>>144038961Francis PintO'Cola. British driver.
ENTER
>>144038961Now that the dust has settled where does he rank on the list of American F1 drivers?
we just watched Logan's last race in F1 ever and we didn't even know it
>>144038942have you ever even gotten a reply on this? also, gimi
>>144038937Sauber will either take Bottas o the Huenin F2.
>>144039002>we didn't even know it
>>144038944>boludos will have a F1 driver before us huesWhat do you mean?
>>144038730that was back in 92' prices have gone up. inflation and such.
>>144038942he was a natural, what held him back was not giving enough of the shit most of time, otherwise there wouldn't be stories of him sleeping under a desk before a qualifying session, setting the fastest lap, then immediately going back to sleeping under the desk
>>144038989not a sportalso cringe
>>144039014very difficult for Drug-a-bitch or Bortoleto to get a seat anytime soon
>>144038730>>144038786a sweltering one, one might add
>>144039042can't drugo pay off some favela gang to take care of strulovich during the hue gp?
could norris participate in the paralympics considering that he is half a retard?
>>144039054>can't drugo pay off some favela gang to take care of strulovich during the hue gp?
gay
just dropped a huge morning logan
>>144039051How do you say french Kevin?
Is this Colapinto fellow white or does Lewis have a new black friend on the grid?
he's back
Franco Colapinto won a gold medal in karting at the 2018 youth olympics
>>144039131>>144039131
>>144038398>>144038425I could never forget him.Back when F1 was on RTL, he had his own filler segment>Neues von Esteban Tuero
>>144038903spiritually mediterranean
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