UEFA CONFERENCE LEAGUE PLAYOFF>Thursday, 29th August 202421:00 Puskás Akadémia - Fiorentina (3-3 from first leg)UEFA DRAWS>Thursday, 29th August 202418:00 Champions League Draw>Friday, 30th August 202413:00 Europa League Draw14:30 Conference League DrawSERIE A, MATCHDAY 3>Friday, 30th August 202418:30 Venezia - Torino20:45 Inter - Atalanta>Saturday, 31st August 202418:30 Bologna - Empoli18:30 Lecce - Cagliari20:45 Lazio - Bbilan20:45 Napoli - Parma>Sunday, 1st September 202418:30 Fiorentina - Monza18:30 Genoa - Hellas Verona20:45 Juventus - Roma20:45 Udinese - ComoPrevious thread:>>144027781Reminder to keep it comfy, live in euphoria, drink water and spend time with those close to you
should have been/seriea/ -RoboKoop to Jj edition
>Several sources claim that Napoli are ready to welcome Scott McTominay in a €30m deal from Manchester United as the midfielder’s agents are close to reaching an agreement with the Partenopei.
>>144036464I didn't want to overdo it and La Viola is the team that plays next after all
>>144036480>manute best MC goes to nabulegrim
NeoPancra, will you extend the mercato? The deadline (8/30) ends before the irl mercato actually closes, it’d make sense to have it close after matchday 3 finishes
>>144036503>Saudi player is called SaudWho writes this shit?
negru
>Kingsley Coman is getting closer to Al-Hilal
> alex too rates sneedchowe are so close lads. si fucking close.
of course i will
Just me putting a ducat in the nicknamebag: Alex Sancho
calcetto game soon. ive drawn up starting line up and some basic tictocs for our team.our full retard captain is out with injury so maybe i can bring some less retardation in.
>>144036739>our full retard captainkek gotta love how there is always some drama at calcetto
>>144036747he has only been in our practise a few years. totally underserved captancy. he constantly makes changes one game to another which are move retarded than the last one. also no leadership which is a big no no.
That heartless monster of thiago motta really fired szczesny for no discernible reason other than pure evil just to replace him with a generic de rossi-esque shitalian burino
>>144036805Intrasting. Here we always shuffle teams
>>144036914cry me a river, allegriano
>Empoli and Torino are preparing an exchange. The former will get Pellegri and Sazalov on loan with option to buy, while the latter will buy Walukiewicz for 5M + 2M addons.>In addition to the polish centre back, Torino are getting close to Guillermo Maripan from AS Monaco>Rui Patricio officially joins Atalanta. Kossunou's arrival could likely mean an early departure for Ben Godfrey
>>144036483ok i respect that but i hope we won't get a fiorentina themed general until thursday night...
nihao
>>144037170>Rui Patricio officially joins AtalantaPatshitio and shrimpy, I know gasp can work magic but come on now
The 5th ever /seriea/ meet? Tonight at Caselle
>>144037196la viola need all the help they can get for the good of the coefficient
>>144037247I wouldn't go to Caselle
Time to brag while I can
>Chelshit spent another 20m on a goalkeeper
>>144037247makes sense, so calabresi can arrive by plane
>>144037325Based and Dusanpilled
>PAOK Thessaloniki has asked Bove to Roma. Possible loan deal...
>Manchester United open talks over Raheem Sterling deal. Talks earlier today between clubs over Jadon Sancho swapBerardi on loan here we goooooo
I REALLY don't want any Br*t in MY Juventus
I'd rather Juve be sponsored by Concord than for them to get Alex Sancho
>they STILL believe in sancholol
Save the Concord
Costa Concord
>>144037457ahah
De Klass-ACK-er
>>144037477What happened, I was browsing pictures of Jenna Ortega taken in Venice
Today I refuse to train and I'm gonna eat and drink beers
>>144037484Cancellieri'd by the municipality because of police strikes
>>144037495based koop
>>144037497well that explains why it says TBD when you search the date
>>144037495t. Adrien Rabbi
>>144037254dont care, >my team is surely ending the season top4 also if fiorentina cant even manage to pass against some hungarian shitters they deserve to be laughed at for years to come
Seems people are stalking him in Berghem, they might start throwing bricks at him
>>144037530>In the ninth bolgia, the Sowers of Discord are hacked and mutilated for all eternity by a large demon wielding a bloody sword; their bodies are divided as, in life, their sin was to tear apart what God had intended to be united; these are the sinners who are ready to rip up the whole fabric of society to gratify a sectional egotism
>>144037582Need a better pic of dog
>>144037617a generic labrador
Uhmmmm guys why did my wife Angela scream "MAX" at the top of her lungs while having sex (well, she was actually using one of her pleasuring devices while I watched like we usually do) with me last night after my triumph against Verona? My name is Thiago, do you think it's some kind of cute nickname?
La buhaiola
>sancho to chelshit, swap with sterling HERE WE GO
>>144037914OH OH OH NONON ONO NONON ONO NON OHA HAHBAHAHB HAHHA AHAH AHA AHAH HAHH HHHA HAHHAH HAH AHHH HHHHHHHHH
>>144037495eat what
if sneedcho will choose chelshit it will mean he was never fit for Jj and already gone as an athlete mentally, no regrets. chelshit (probably the team i loathe the most after turdino and printer) already have 15 wingers/advanced midfielders , they dont play the ucl, they are panic buying him to get rid of sterlel, chelshit is the least team where i would go if i wanted to relaunch my career as a professional. but i cant count on manure to be non retarded enough to sign sterlel. feelings are not positive.
>>144037946Mayonnaise on crackers
>>144037977basedslice a pickle on it
It's Bijlover
>>144037914>>144037957honestly i dont mind, >we're already packed in the offensive department and >we might as well give mbangula a chance as a sub this season since he's started so well.now >we just need to get rid of the esuberi and i'll call it a perfect mercato session
Motta basically has a new team, I see no consequence if Sancho comes or goes
>Luis Hasa to Frosinone Culone
>>144038132anyway, di marcio and riommano are giving quite opposite versions. the former says chelshit are ahead and in talks with manure over a swap, the latter says manure dont want sterlel and chelsea didn’t make any bid, unlike Juve. agresti is more on romano’s line, but he also says there is competition over sancho. i hope it’s just sky shitting their pants. also because, wtf does di marcio know about an hypothetical negotiation between chelsea and manutd? he only knows what the italian clubs tell him.
>>144038229I think that, considering her attire, it's pretty clear that her opinions shouldn't be taken seriously. (even if she is right)
>>144038258Will she ever just start showing them
>>144038203Romano is a known (probably paid) Chelsea shill, if Sancho was coming he’d make it known. That’s not to say he’s at jj yet because Utd has to agree to pay some of his wage, but he’s definitely not close to Chelsea
Het lijkt erop dat Logan Sargeant per direct zijn plek bij Williams kwijt is. Williams-junior Franco Colapinto mag het seizoen afmaken, melden meerdere bronnen. Nog negen races te gaan. Argentijn (21) reed namens MP Motorsport in F2. Bevestiging later vandaag verwacht
For me, it's flight of the concords
>>144038258yjk she wears number 39
>>144037977why not ice creamice cream is the best
>>144038258Imagine the blowjobs
In other news after a long hiatus I’m back in Panama For the meantime I hope
>>144038229this WHORE doesn't go to the stadium no more?
>>144038491Would you go to Hellas? I wouldn't.
Some additional information about the deal surrounding Facundo Gonzalez from Juventus to Feyenoord:The Rotterdammers would pay € 500,000 for a year's loan, with an option to buy €6m, which becomes an obligation when he plays in 50% of the matches. Juve also has 20% resale.
>>144037914>>144037957Fuck him. Too many tanned players already. We need vikings or Italians to counteract it. Koop was a good start.
>>144038258She looks like a boy.
>>144038737Never met a boy that had tits that looked that suckable
why does he like PL bums so much
Roma 3rd kit is up including a rare sighting of El Shaarawy
>>144038879Proof? I don't see any tits there.
>>144038950fuck me thats ugly
>>144038966
>>144038950why is he hiding his pp
>>144039009spalletti put him in a chastity cage.
>Exclusive: #Koopmeiners at #Juventus the definitive figures. Fixed base 52 million plus easy bonuses (3 million in case of qualification for #Champions) or more difficult (1 million in case of scudetto, 2 million in case of #Champions victory). Total 58
>>144039001Do you want what? I need to know before I can answer. It might be a trap.
>>144039108
>I warned my friend and his retarded gf to avoid tourist trap restaurants in Italy>They didn't finish their dinner last night, said it was awful. Cream in the carbonara and other infamia>After some light interrogation I found out it was a zingaro owned restaurant
>>144038258>you'll never slam her soft Italic skull against the headboard during violent coitusSad!
>2 millions less than what Atabanta askedlive godtoli
>French journalism
>>144037957>chelshit is the least team where i would go ifyoure forgetting the part where sneedcho is an unprofessional negru from london>>144039287>still 2x his value if not more
>>144039308>>still 2x his value if not moreThat's a 900 IQ tactic to resell him at an even higher price to EPlel in 3 (exactly 3) years
Space Marine 2 roadmap is up
>>144039339I will NOT be playing this game
>>144039339>Season 4Concord already mogged
>>144039347We know, Warhammer is a white man's hobby
>>144039316thats bullshit but manure exists so maybe its not bullshit
>Chelsea back into Osimhen2 more purchases
>>144039366Whiter than you Chaim
im hearing rumors that Jeremy Fragrance will present the Koopmeiners signing in the official announcement video, still unconfirmed
>>144039301he’s devastating their league. just to say you dont buy competence at the store. but i am quite ashamed to have shilled this beast, even if it was only for Jj’s sake. sancho is better anyway.
>>144039419t. Francesco Pio Faulkner
Tek...
now the dust has settled, is Duggy Lulz a fraud?
>>144037957Yes because mo playing in serie ass is ambitious
>>144037957United literally have no need for sterling. Not sure what di marzio is smoking
>>144039640Haven't seen Romano say anything about that, and Di Marzio is on a schizo run recently, so I'll wait to see.
>>144039660even if that were the case Chelsea are actively trying to get rid of him to reduce the wage bill and he earns 300k/week. It would make no sense for them to replace him for someone who's just gonna take his place on the financial list
Fun fact: Szczesny retired the day the Oasis reunited. His kids are named Liam and Noelia, after the two musicians
>Gravina: I am proposing an end to the calciomercato before the first match of the season.Anyways remember that la pirateria is ucciding our beloved sport, not anything else
Sydney Szczesny
>>144039743inb4 we get emergency transfers like la liga
>>144039806It seems like every day I learn about a new shady rule that's only in LaLiga
>>144039806That's the one they used for Braithwaite, fucking over Espanyon or whatever it was, right?
>Now Juventus is back in Manchester with Sancho. The Bianconeri are working on a turnaround plan and the Red Devils are paying the price.t. Big & Vacuous Rom Agresti
>>144039829there was another one a year later involving Nolito and Celta Vigo iirc>>144039816>In order to bring in a new player while the transfer window is closed, teams are required to 'unregister' one of their injured players.>That player must be ruled out for a minimum of five months, while the team would need to inform LaLiga of the serious injury in question no more than 20 days after its occurrence. >Once a team have decided to apply for an emergency deal, they must put their case to a medical commission, with a decision then made in the space of around three days. Clubs may only sign emergency players from LaLiga or Segunda - or players who are currently unattached.
>>144039861>The Bianconeri are working on a turnaround plan and the Red Devils are paying the price.Not sure if mercato or House of the Dragon
>Milan and Ajax are in the details for Silvano Vos. Agreement practically reached. Important steps were taken today, work is underway to close in these hours. Milan aims to get a yes for 3 million plus 2 in bonuses. The 2005 Dutchman would play between A and Milan Futuro.Kone is about to move from Gladbach to Milan : agreement reached with the boy. The one with the German club is missing.>Adli to Fiorentina , the figures: to Milan 1.5 million of onerous loan, 10 million for the right of redemption and 10 percent on the capital gain from any resaleMedical visits tomorrow for the young striker Nicolò Turco who arrives on loan from Salzburg, he will be part of Milan Futuro.>Malick Thiaw is at risk for Lazio.Also Oasis is back
>>144039874I know it's a stupid comparison but imagine if one of Juve main wingers got an ACL or long term injury. If the rule applied here, the club could technically get someone like Berardi from Serie B after the market has already closed
>>144039905>Malick Thiaw is at risk for Lazio.advantage bbilan
kys grimtoli
>perfect mercato>he's still unhappy Those damn Belgians
Yes because mo today was gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to me
You now remember Manure wanting Amrabat for that one tackle against Mbappe
Has there ever been a bigger discrepancy between attention given and quality of the player?
>>144039743Not only that, apparently there's more discussed changes:>Introduzione del tempo effettivo di gioco per eliminare le perdite di tempo.>Comunicazione tra arbitro e pubblico. Il direttore di gara (Serie A e B) sarà microfonato per spiegare le decisioni assunte con VAR. >In Serie C potrebbe essere introdotta la regola di sanzionamento dei portieri che tengono la palla troppo a lungo con le mani in attesa di un rinvio. Ciò porterebbe ad una rimessa laterale per gli avversari, all'altezza del dischetto del calcio di rigore>Sistema elettronico di comunicazione tra l'allenatore e il capitano durante una partita per facilitare le indicazioni per i giocatori durante la partitaInazuma Eleven sort of did this already>Aggiornamento del protocollo VAR, prevedendo, in un numero limitato di occasioni, la possibilità per gli allenatori o capitani di chiamare l'On Field Review (o challenge) da parte dell'arbitro
Jj-bros, stand up, stand by!
>Total collapse for Serie A TV ratings: for the second matchday on Dazn only 3,932,355 viewers watched the Italian top league, compared to 4,538,955 last year. Lost over 600,000 viewers.
>>144040603
>>144040397>Sistema elettronico di comunicazione tra l'allenatore e il capitano durante una partita per facilitare le indicazioni per i giocatori durante la partita. Inazuma Eleven sort of did this alreadyMan I don't remember that in IE but I played the games ages ago to be fair, it's definitely reminiscent of NFL though. I think one of the coolest parts of footy is that the tactics you work on in training aren't going to be a 100% perfect implementation in the actual game, where you can only make adjustments, so even though i don't think the idea would be that effective at first, micro-managing like that is bad for the sport especially in the hands of giga autists.>>Aggiornamento del protocollo VAR, prevedendo, in un numero limitato di occasioni, la possibilità per gli allenatori o capitani di chiamare l'On Field Review (o challenge) da parte dell'arbitroChallenges for calls are a really bad idea unless you scrap VAR, VAR basically is the 'challenge' to on-field calls in footy and it'd be the same retards who made the first call reviewing it, so it's a closed feedback loop that would only ever end in disaster. My only real gripe with VAR is how it handles offside goal calls (they should only get to review real time footage and overturn because on a clear and obvious error based on that) and the people manning it but something like this would only work if you downsized the system greatly or got rid of it entirely except for when a call is challenged.
>>144039966>filled the squad with garbage and europa league tier ceiling players>over the top public dumping of players (only to reintegrate shitters later)>overpaid and spend next seasons budget in the process>perfectcant wait to win a scudetto anyway because the league is fucking ded>>144040379poopmeiners transfer
Turks are worse than vuvuzuelas
>>144040675Greentext your latest experience
Fun fact: Koopmeiner's dad once stole a carambar of Belgio on vacation
Loredana Bertè will be in Terni on September 21st
>>144040687>be me>watch gala vs young boys>everytime a young boy touches the ball you can only hear whistles and you cant even hear the ref
Who the hell is Saud Abdulhamid lmao, this negru is as real as Yacine Adli or so
mercato is far from being perfect. douglas = starting material, good deal too koop = starting material (although overpaid)thuram = idk, bench material ideally, we didn’t pay him a lot though cabal = bench material kalulu = bench material but also the starting defenders are bench material except for cambiaso and bremernico gonzalez = bench material but we have nobody else, definitely overpaidconceicao = idk him, but it is just a 5m loan sodi gregorio = szcesny cpuld have played 1 more season soule 30m = 10/10 masterclasshuijsen 15m = literally freeoverall it’s a 6/10 for me but i realise it’s difficult when you have to change so many players
>>144040750>douglas = starting material, good deal tooFor half a second I thought you meant Douglas Costa and my heart sunk. He plays in Australian now btw
https://x.com/AFCAjax/status/1828508601708880166Lavazza x Farioli is up
>O'Riley suffers an injury within 6 minutes of his debut for Brighton. This is the first injury he's had so far in his career
Good night
>>144040830Master of a drogher bound for AntiguaOld Matt O'Riley, Old Matt O'Riley
Mo I look back in anger
imagine the smell
>Liverpool working to complete signing of Federico Chiesa from Juventus before transfer window shuts. 26yo Juve attacker available for ~€15m & LFC proceeding. Long-term admirers of Italy int’l + discussing 4yr dealt. David Ornstein & Smough
>>144040750im thinking based except the poopmeiners part, maybe also the soufle stuffalso -1 for the amateuristic stuffand -1 for the kirche debacleand an extra -1 for kalunegru
>>144040904my god the chances of a biscotto are even higher now
>and -1 for the kirche debacleIsn't that mostly because of Kerk himself being a muppet?
>>144040904thank God the Super League didn't come to fruition
>>144041103Yeah, but there's no point arguing with someone who has to make up reasons to be mad and depressed
>>144041103Locatelli will start most of the matches
Mo explain to me how mafia is seriously still a thing in a supposedly first world country like shitalyYou're telling me this country has existed for more than 160 years and went through 2 different forms of government with countless different administrations and yet NO ONE could stop a bunch of retarded uneducated terroni poorfag farmers from terrorizing the population and freely running all kinds of illegal businesses? Really?
Mo organized crime is a uniquely Italian phenomenom
>>144041103Juntolee... the zingaro backup...
>>144041314Nico Sborralez, Yildiz Elba and Milik
>>144041344A bit forced, but I like it roughIt's most likely going to be Weath though kek
>>144040939he’ll do well in the premier league. he didnt lose his pace, he lost his shooting and his dribbling (he wasnt only a leaoesque speed merchant he used to dribble for real too). but great pace, a bit of shooting and some basic technique can make a eplel superstar of you.
Organized crime is usually run by competent, subtle, and smart people who make themselves hard to catch, see Marotta for exampleBut no in shitaly the biggest threat is a literal bunch of fat Terronia yokels who can't even turn on a PC, they couldn't even find Matteo messina denaro for like 30 years despite him showing up in public in broad daylight everydayMafia is like the juventus of organized crime
Mafia designed the 24/25 incarnation of the super fantacomfy website
Mafia The Old Cunny
FALCONE MAIALE
>Abdulhamid announcement reaching 3m views >Mangiante tweeting in Arab>Saudis fighting with napolecaniKEK. If he gets benched it's over.
is shitalian cantautorato dead?
>Ajax agrees with Wout Weghorst on contract until 2026duccio...
>>144041449And that's the best thing that ever happened to italian music
Mo Zucchero Fornaciari is known abroad when he's barely cagated in italy
>>144039743>>144040397>Gravina: I am proposing an end to the calciomercato before the first match of the season.reminder that he is not going to do anyhting, gravina is an inter supporter and a gattopardo (politician who claims to want change but will do anything to avoid it in order to keep his privileged position)>Introduzione del tempo effettivo di gioco per eliminare le perdite di tempo.>Comunicazione tra arbitro e pubblico. Il direttore di gara (Serie A e B) sarà microfonato per spiegare le decisioni assunte con VAR.based but i dont think the second will ever happen bc no one cares, the first eventually will be introduced tho>Aggiornamento del protocollo VAR, prevedendo, in un numero limitato di occasioni, la possibilità per gli allenatori o capitani di chiamare l'On Field Review (o challenge) da parte dell'arbitroas>>144040628 said it makes sense if you delete VAR, using it only for the challenge situations. this system would be miles better than the current one
>>144040904espn made a fun simulationhttps://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40894613/champions-league-mock-draw-how-new-format-plays-out
Teun Koopmeiners will travel to Turin with his agent on Wednesday, early morning.Juventus move, done and sealed.
Koopmeiners folder? Created.
>>144041824Post the first edit you have
60m Brussels Bucks for a balding Duccio penalty merchant… the games gone
>>144041854I'm sure there are older ones that I made, but I usually delete the ones I think will be one-use>>144041880You wouldn't say that if you met him in a pub in Castricum
CALCICUM
>>144041950Is bottom right an line-trace folder or Annekee specifically?
>>144041961Hehe... too bad the Swissbanian stopped posting his stuff
>bari cucking sassol at the last minute
BRAVO Ubisoft!
>>144042067Another day in the mud for Carnevali and Totally legit plusvalenze FC? Subscribed as fuck
Ilaria salis is so hot
The world will be healed at Gravina's demise
>Tomorrow could be the last day as a Juventus player for Chiesa t. Pheasant from the valley
>>144041950>>144041971You saved them :3
Gal-ACK
Soccer was ruined when they switched from 3 maximum substitutions to 5
Don't worry Mister Inzaghino, mo firmo-Tommaso Palazzo
Turks chimping out :3
We will draw Sparta btw
>2024>sancho>2024>koopmeiners>2024>nico gonzalez
I see no difference
>>144042768You're racist
Saelemaekers-Abraham swap deal
>>144042768I don't get this transfer at all. Is it a desperate plea by the Friedkins to involve some Saudi prince to pour some gibs into Roma, which has essentially turned into a financial sinkhole?
>Giuntoli is literally having dinner
>>144042874TDLR: Mancini asked roma to buy him like he said in the interview. Al-hilal didn’t want to sell him until they got Joao Cancelo
>>144042965What is he eating? This is very important, we cannot have him be a fish guy
>>144042984The transfer is weird as fuck no matter the point of view, Italian clubs rarely waste their non-EU transfer slots on Asian players from abroad, let alone from the arabic leagues. Unless he's found out about an unsuspected ancestry to grant him the Italian passport, you never know when Mancini is involved.Is he good at least?
>Al-Hilal got Joao CanceloWhat the FUCK
https://x.com/tuttomercatoweb/status/1828546555143741496New Dishonored 3 gameplay is up
First Rabiot rumors dropped and lmao
>>144042996Hard to tell from this angle...
Financially speaking Barcelona is unironically more fucked than printer
>>144036444Based signingCan you give us Amrabat now
>>144043207La Liga cannot afford to lose Barca as a whole, whether you like the team or not. Despite the mountain of financial fuck ups, not having them would unironically cause damage for everyone else as well
>whether you like [...] or notI'll never read this sentence like a normal person ever again
>>144043207It's actually impressive to see how consistently retarded their management and board are
>>144043357Qrd?
>>144043371
>>144043207>barcelona>printerdon't carethrow them in the same bin, set fire to it and watch the world improve by the day
>>144043383Oooooohhhhhhh, cheers
>>144043370the funniest part is the amount of work they are pulling off to make money, from the spotify shit to even selling pieces of the pitch
>>144043413Hey now, don't forget selling parts of weird ventures like 'Barca studios' for hundreds of millions to people that are totally not related to Laporta
:skull:
>>144043454
>>144043426lmao that one too. I wouldn't be surprised if any of these things don't come back to bite them in the ass one way or the other, although that won't be anytime sooner. Without them and Real Madrid the league would probably crash like a plane. And let's not even get started with that Tebas guy in charge
Happy 42nd birthday to Juventus manager, Thiago Motta
>>144043101Nigga, it's only 3 million for a great player; this is a steal, if anything. From local sources, Mancini who's our national team coach said he should play in Europe since he's the best player in the league right now. Even with all these foreigners. this was 3 months ago, and apparently Mancini contacted a couple of clubs to get him. One of those clubs was Toulouse FC and Aston Villa, but Al Hilal refused Aston Villa's offer, even though Saud wanted to leave. After that, Roma got him. I just think Roma saw Aston Villa offer + mancini shillings and they decided to get him
>>144043488In the long term they're pretty fucked too. Because of them selling future shares of their TV rights. So right now you get some cash, but every year that passes clubs like Real get a bit more and more money than you otherwise would do.A while back Ligue 1 was discussed here and things aren't/didn't look great but LaLiga also has it's share of issues.
>>144043454che toro franco
>Barca in deep trouble
