Upcoming Fixtures for Match Day #3Saturday, 31st August - 12:30 (BST)> Arsenal vs. BrightonSaturday, 31st August - 15:00 (BST)> Nottm Forest vs. Wolves> Leicester City vs. Aston Villa> Ipswich Town vs. Fulham> Brentford vs. Southampton> Everton vs. BournemouthSaturday, 31st August - 17:30 (BST)> West Ham vs. Man CitySunday, 1st September - 13:30 (BST)> Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace> Newcastle vs. TottenhamSunday, 1st September - 16:00 (BST)> Man United vs. Liverpool
first for Arsenal
>>144050658Brighton will be a tough game for Arsenal I think
Things really are grim in Manchester
>>144050663probably, they look plenty strong.
>>144050694Eithad customers cucked again
Man Utd fans are so sexy, damn
Livergods....Gonna have a pizza to celebrate
>>144050721>Liverpool buy winger with torn acl>Juventus buy Sancho with the money. ANOTHER United win
>>144050717It's true. We all look like that.
signings in position we're short? nahlads made of glass in positions that we already have three players available for? crack on
panic buys starting to happen
>>144050802YESSSSSS LAAAAA I fucking love players with poppadom legs!!
>>144050802sancho to juve then, no refunds
>>144050802Got to prepare for Salah's imminent departure
>>144050802To be fair, Chiesa is pretty versatile and can play in multiple positions. Depth is useful to have.
>>144050802>Made of glass>71 league appearances in the last 2 years
>>144050815juve got no money, they're operating this window with 'sell to buy' plan and they're about to buy Koopmeiners for 50m euros.https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/juventus-turin/transfers/verein/506
>>144050802Chiesa to Liverpool is a truly awful signing. The guy is not just an average/below average player (at the elite level), he is also horribly weak and injury prone. Liverpool have only gone for it because it's 'cheap' to appease the fans. But that's a waste of 8m and 90k a week, probably like 30m invested on him for no reason. Chiesa at Euro 2020 was one of the best players in the world but that was a long time ago and hasn't really been the same player since.
isn't Chiesa really slow for a Liverpool winger? I think this new manager is ruining the club
>>144050840Only 40M for England's own Jadon Sancho
£10.9m for Chiesa? You could get 1 8th of an Antony for that price!
>Liverpool sign quality depth player who can play anywhere up top>Does it on the cheap>Immediately the damage control from 'totally neutral' 'people' pop up talking about how he's 'made of glass' and 'below average' qualityYep. It's panic time.
>>144050863>qualityHe gets injured every season and can't run properly anymore because he tore his ACL a couple years back.
>>144050863nah i'm with the naysayers it's a weird signing that does little to address the gaps in the squaddo i want chiesa to get game time ahead of elliott? not particularly
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828760390320189550 here we go for church
>>144050863Juventus selling a 26 year old national team winger for 10m. You don't think there's a reason for that ? They aren't a charity they wanted to dump him all summer.
>>144050846>Sell a winger who was on loan at Hull last season for £25m>Replace him with an Italian international for less than half the price>"truly awful signing"ABLs should get benefits from the government. It's a literal mental impairment.
>>144050881This. Sadly Liverpool fans think you're attacking them for pointing it out.
>Burnley’s academy manager has resigned after sending a scathing report of their first team players into the wrong WhatsApp group.>Dave Longwell called some players “lazy”, “a big waste of money”, “rubbish” and “a disaster”.>He accidentally sent it to the under-21 players which led to the first team finding out.(Via: The Sun)
>>144050888yeah that they didn't want to renew his contract because he kept asking for a rise when the current objective of the squad is to renew it and cut out the players that hog up wages
>>144050863They have no response to that post
>>144050825>Italian in the PLoh no no mama mia
>>144050881>>144050884>>144050888>international>just because he was injured doesn't mean he will always be injured again>can play anywhere up top>depth that is needed>cheapAs for why Juventus wanted rid, they needed the money to sign other players. Same reason why Barcelona wanted Gundogan gone, because they needed him gone to register Olmo.>>144050914Exactly.
>£7.2 Chiesaokay, it's cheap but is he any good?
>>144050881You didn't watch him at the Euros? He's still decent he's just been playing terroristball for the last 2 years.
Chiesa will score a goal or two in his first month, inflating Liverpool fans' head, only to go completely missing after that but that's okay because Kloppo's dark magic is still strong enough to ensure they keep getting some dodgy wins.
>>144050914lol how is it a panic? i'm hardly shaking in my boots at the thought of Chiesa. yeah, he's a decent player, but he's not going to pull up any tree. Sterling for Man Utd could easily be more of a threat
>>144050914There's 4 responses to that post including yours.
>>144050901There is no response to this post.
>>144050923See >>144050825
>Wolves have agreed deal to sign Sam Johnstone as new goalkeeper with medical tests set to take place.is Jose Sa gone? also that'd mean Palace need a new 2nd GK.
>>144050918>>depth that is neededlike is it?>salah>jota>diaz>nunez>gakpo>elliott
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
£5.6m for Chiesa? cheap maybe but Sterling for Man Utd will be much better. he's PL proven and has actually had amazing seasons in the past instead of bench seasons like the son of Fede
>>144050954Sa has been linked away to Saudi Arabia for awhile. But they wanted replacements before they sold him. They're both the same age.
>>144050934>Sterling for Man Utd could easily be more of a threat
>Liverpool paying 130M + tip for the Luke Shaw of wingers Kek
chiesa is a good deal for 12m unironicallybut its gonna be another 12m for his drugs budget
>>144050952Those are pretty average numbers and he doesn't fit with Liverpool's pacey style of play. Arne is already ruining that awful club, what a shame
>>144050862>>144050923>>144050963Cheeky.
>Liverpool paying 3.2m for ChiesaJuve want rid, just shows how shit he is
>>144050976>Pacey winger>doesn't fit with Liverpool's pacey style of play.I'm being trolled here
>>144050923probably won't play much. They were just under pressure to make a signing
>>144050994he's not pacey, he's bulky and very, very stodgy
>>144051008Your an idiot
>Manchester City right-back Issa Kabore is on the verge of completing a season-long loan move to Benfica.
>>144050802OUR FUCKING YEAR LA
>>144050903was he wrong though?
>>144051021the irony
>>144051021>Your
>>144051038Why is it ironic?
shit stirrer so only worth a screenshot
honestly think Man Utd are looking much better than Liverpool this year, they're signings are a lot better than LIverpool's. it's showing the direction of both clubs: Man Utd to the top and Liverpool right to the shit. I don't even care if Chiesa is cheap at 7.5m or whatever the fuck, he's fucking average. and most Italians tend to fail in the PL anyway
Shitizen will be fuming. He insisted for weeks on end that Liverpool did NOT need signings. Turns out his beloved club thinks he's a no-nothing twat!
>>144051039i trolled youuuu hahahahaah yesssssss! :D you're so angry right now! :D
there's a news going around on twitter that Nunez is looking to find his way out and he's interested to go to Arsenal
>>144051008Guy is very fast and agile.
>2.6m. Who needs refunds with a price like that?why are Scousers like this?
Chiesa joins the likes of Aquilani, Balotelli, Borini, Dossena and PadelliAll great names who played for a great club
>>144051076he's really not, especially for the PL. Liverpool are going from Salah, Mane, Diaz to some Italian whiteboy it's unironically not looking good for them
fuming if it's gonna be another loan + option to buy and only half his wage covered. they could pay for Ronaldo's wage (4 years ago) so why act poor now?
/epl/ will be BOILING when Chiesa rapes it up.
Liverpool paid more for Diouf in 2002. And more for Heskey in 2000.
>>144050895>Sell a winger who was on loan at Hull last season for £25mLiverpool have done no such thing
1.2m is the cost of only 40 houses in Liverpool, don't tell me that's not cheap you fuckfaces
If chelsea get toney it’s over…
Man Utd lost the other day then sold one of their biggest legends of the post-Fergie era for pennies, an academy product who gained them more points last season than anyone else
>Understand Southampton and Arsenal are advancing well in talks for Aaron Ramsdale deal!>Negotiations underway, it could get done soon. All parties optimistic.
>>144051097Actually, Diouf cost £12.62m while Chiesa is £12.7m. So, no. He didn't. Now Heskey is more, yes.
>>144050895>ABLs should get benefits from the governmentIf they did that then there would be 100% unemployment I can't see how that would work
>>144051048I'd take him on a 3 month loan
>>144051099Sorry mate, you're right, it was actually £27.5m
So now Liverpool won the window where do we go from here?
>>144051104They're signing Toney and Osimhen to create the greatest front two since Owen and Heskey!
Let's not even bother with the concept of inflation or anything, just use 2000's prices and directly compare them to today
>costs less then 2 packs of handmade pasta from romegood deal by liverpool as always
im on the side where if Sancho gets sold then United unironically need a replacement.>but there are 4 united wingers already in Rashford, Amad, Garnacho and Antonyyeah but i still don't think that's enough, too inexperienced and Rashford is a calamity nowadays. hence I prefer Sancho-Sterling swap.
Liversissies we have to hand over the net spend trophy...
>BREAKING: Liverpool have rejected an approach from Bayer Leverkusen for midfielder Tyler Morton.Why the fuck does Alonso want him anyway?
>>144051139Howling
>>144051142To make Liverpool think "well he must be good" so they start using him then finish below Everton
>>144051117Carvalho went for £22.5m, lad. Not £27.5m. The £5m in add-ons may or may not be achieved.
>Crystal Palace have agreed a deal with Wolfsburg to buy defender Maxence Lacroix
>>144051150Oh shit sorry m8 my original point was totally inaccurate. >>Replace him with an Italian international for less than half the price10.9 is still less than half of 22.5. Get rekt.
chadmaxxing at liverpool
>>144051156I don't care about that argument you were having, just correcting your post about the sale. Carry on.
Have to admit Dave won this round. Liverpool fans were spamming relentlessly about how they didn't even need signings, now they're wanking themselves off over a signing. Can't have it both ways dippers!
>>144051107isn't he shit at passing? Wouldn't be good for their system
>>144051165Guy looks like a Sicilian mobster.
>Vitor Roque loaned to Real Betis I didn't see that. Could have been good. Weird signing all round.
>>144051173yah but Soton are rather desperate, Bazunu won't return until 2025 (and he's shit) and no serious PL club should ever start Alex Mccarthy in 2024 again and time is running out.
They're not actually going to replace Sancho with Sterling are they, that would be properly mental
>>144051206Is he another goalkeeper?
>>144051197Sterling going anywhere would be a really difficult move since Chelsea owe him too much money, £70m.
Liverpoo spunked half their budget on a bloke whose legs will explode a month in
>>144051096It will be just like with Nuñez. He will be pretty average but Liverpool customers will overestimate and the Liverpool haters will underestimate him. Internet culture is pretty boring that way.
>>144051216Chelsea owe Sterling Kepa's fee That's fucking mad
Chiesa must have been offered to every club all summer and no one bothered. Slot was looking through what was left because they've made no signings. He doesn't even want him it's just that Liverpool fans were ready to start sending him bullets in the mail. Even if he was only £1m there's a reason no proper clubs bought him first.
Predator Energy sounds like something a zoomette would use to describe an unattractive man looking vaguely in her general direction
>>144051246Did the Lidl cashier ignore you again today pal?
>Starting games with Diaz, Jota, Salah>Ending games with Gakpo, Nunez, ChiesaOur. Year. La.
>United players make mistake>"Oh so you think Ten Hag told them to make a mistake do you?"
>>144051250Not sure I've ever been to Lidl desu
>>144051255I really don't know why Ten Hag is so beloved, he's possibly a genius for portraying himself as this victim character. He takes all of the credit for a win and none of the blame for a loss (with literally 1 exception somewhen mid-last season which I found surprising). Rest of the time he's tossing players under the bus all the time.
>>144051206>predator energy>3 black men on the posterlittle on the nose chelsea
>£10.9m for Chiesa>£90m for Antony
>[Di Marzio] Napoli, Osimhen open to Al-AhliKek
>Italians in the PL
>>144051319>10.9mIf you're including add-ons for Antony, do so for Chiesa, which is £12.7m.
It's Deadline Day Eve Eve Hope you're all ironing your gold ties ready for Friday
>>144051150>they spent more than half Carvalho's fee on Chiesawhat a waste
>>144051379This correction now makes Antony look like a great deal
got to say, Man Utd battered Liverpool this window. even at a low price, Chiesa is a permacrock and doesn't fit Liverpool's system
Slotto and the squad gonna win the lot
>>144051404True. Quick, tricky wingers with an eye for goal aren't really Liverpool's style.
We're at that part of the season when Liverpool fans insist they have the best player in every position When will they learn...
>>144051406>aging squad>still haven't replace Mane>Nunez so good>only signings this summer are fat Chiesa and a literally who GKthey're back to being mediocre like the pre-Klopp era
>>144051427The funniest thing is the scouse boom bust cycle now applies to Man UnitedHave an underwhelming season, sign a bunch of shite, try to convince everyone they're all superstars, then the season startx and they shit themselves against Brighton and their child manager.
>>144051452Nobody mentioned United, schizo.
>>144051455and?
Knows his ball, liverpool have done it again
>recieve £9.5m from Solanke deal>get Chiesa for £10m Anybody claiming this isn't good business is delusional btw
>>144051469Don't like how Scholes has snuck into this discussion in recent years.
>>144051489United media narrative forcing it sadly
>>144051487The Solanke fee was good business Quite why fans should be praising business as though it's anything to do with them I don't know
>>144051489>>144051493Scholes himself admits he was not as talented as Gerrard lmao
>[James Pearce The arrival of Federico Chiesa from Juventus won't lead to any senior attackers leaving LFC before Friday's deadline. Slot's plan is to have six frontline attackers - some serious firepower in Diaz, Jota, Salah, Gakpo, Nunez, and now ChiesaArsenal fans who've tried to convince themselves Nunez is actually decent in the mud right now.
He’ll flop and brentford will buy him for 20mCalling it now
>>144051517Yep I read that statement and think - "This relates to Arsenal"
>>144051545There was a rumour on twitter last night that Arsenal were trying to buy Nunez, arsewog
>spend 3.6m on Chiesa>he's fat>start criticising Man Utdbut why?
>>144050663Test for both. You'd expect Arsenal to win but Brighton are unbeaten under Hurzeler and are one of the few clubs capable of doing Arsenal at home.My worry about Brighton is their LB, wish Ferdi was more bedded into the squad because playing Hinshelwood there doesn't seem like a great answer against Saka.
>>144051366Zola? Vialli? Di Canio? Di Matteo? Ravanelli (okay pushing it but hattrick on his debut? Come on!) Jorginho (okay not technically Italian) Carbone? Cudicini? Balotelli? Pistone?
Liverpool FC have made shit signings as have Manchester United FC and I'm feeling good
>>144051517why doesn't /sp/ rate those 6 players? for me, Chiesa would be at the bottom of that list below Nunez and Gakpo so I don't see how Scouse-rats can make out £7.9m is some sort of epic deal
>>144051404United spent over 100m on Yoro and Zirkzee who aren't even rated above 80 on Fifa.
>>144051552Yeah, from the great and knowledgeable ITK known as Indykilla. Retard black obsessed freak.
>>144051521I practise the technique of positive visualisation. In my mind, Chiesa has already flopped
>>144051577this is satire right?
>>144051584>but FIFA ratings!almost as funny as you being the Irish Liverpool fan stereotype
how are >we so good at transfer negotiations lads
>>144051584>Fifaya troll?
>>144051595It was some cunt called AFCamden you fucking putrid piece of subhuman dogshit
FIFA and FM are objectively the best way to measure a player's ability if you then combine it with their stats.
>>144051613First of all, I don't go around looking at twitter accounts, especially ones of teams I don't like you black obsessed freak, but secondly, you're wrong (quel surprise!)Now dry your eyes before you reply to me with you're seethe or just go and wank off to BBC porn you weirdo.
>>144051613absolutely rattled lol you finna run off to /brit/ and ask for a raid again LMAO
>>144051631I fucking read it from AFCamden you utter, utter, repulsive piece of scum
>>144051631>buy Chiesa>sell Nunezfucking state of Arne/Liverpool
>>144051428Luckily Manchester United and Chelsea are mediocre too.
>>144051631you are seriously mentally ill
Do Arsenal fans need to be reminded of what happened with Suarez again?
He's woken up and has no shame whatsoever over stating for weeks that Liverpool do not need a signing.
>>144051645Re-read my post and try again. You're completely flustered. Go for a walk, drink a big glass of water, take a shower, hit the weights and get a fucking clue you sad freak. I don't give a fuck if you read it from some literally fucking who on twitter, the only person of note who reported it was indy. Sorry, but you're just reading the twitter version of Chinese whispers.>>144051667And? What does that prove? Some literal who on twitter? Indy is an actual journalist and reports actual news, so him reading Indy then spouting it out is hilarious.Get off twitter, you're internet poisoned. In fact, get off /epl/.
this has to be the nastiest general on spee
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/d-clik#36d90046If you wanna track the flight of the newest Livergod
>>144051666not anymore, Man Utd had a great summer and Sterling will be the icing on the cake if he signs and Maresca has finally sorted Chelsea out, they just need Toney and they can get top 4. both clubs will probably finish above Liverpool this season
>>144051683It's just 'Dave' (note the inverted commas here) doing one of his many gimmicks, replying to himself and so on. /trans/ used to be good back in 2016 or so. Was the height.
>>144051683Chiesa is a fatty bum bum, am I not supposed to point that out?
>>144051681Do you know what? That's it. That's literally nigger cunting it. Send you address you piece of fucking garbage. I'll book my train ticket and I'll knock your shitting teeth out, you fucking shithead.
>>144051517>>144051545>>144051552>>144051595>>144051613>>144051631>>144051645>>144051681>>144051700samemong
Since Arsenal last won the league, Oasis have performed 229 events and taken a 16 year break
>>144051700calm down, Chiesa will be an excellent replacement for Nunez
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
This saturday my boy Antony will finally unleash his full potential and batter the scousers
>>144051727Oasis are also largely to thank for the recent success of Manchester City FC. Aside from them and Badly Drawn Boy I don't think anyone has contributed more to the club
>>144051751Who do you support, Top Lad?
>>144051777
Liverpool vs city moved for TV, glad they're giving fans plenty of time
Just saw Nunez in an Arsenal top.
>>144051574>Balotelli>ItalianMan's wakandan
>>144051777He supports Swansea/Spurs and sometimes man United
>>144051781Does it never dawn on you that literally no one gives a fuck about slagball, you pitiful incel?
>>144051781Should be a good clash
>>144050903Wouldnt you have 2 phones? I have 2 phones one for work one for everyday. Anything you say in WhatsApp can be screenshotted. At least in telegram you can set it up so screenshots arent allowed
>>144051681>"Indy is an actual journalist and reports actual news">says others are internet poisonedLMAO
>>144051865There's a reason Indy was taken to court last week in a lawsuit shadow funded by Fabrizio and Ornstein They don't like him stepping onto their turf, right now Indy is in contact with multiple airports to fully understand the Chiesa story
>>144051781state of that alien head
>12.5 mil for ChiesaWhat the fuck? How was nobody else in on this lad for that price?
>>144051941I heard hes perma crocked and possibly big wages
>>144051941In your opinion, did you think he was good before the move?
>>144051882The reason is he made it up.
>>144051956He had one big injury, followed by a few more months of niggles caused by that big injury and then became a normal level of fit ever since.>>144051964I've always loved Chiesa. I was one of the people begging us to drop £70m on him pre-injury. The injury has definitely taken its toll unfortunately. Much less bursty than he used to be, which was really important to his game, but he's still a good player. More than good enough to be rotation for Salah, especially for £10m. A lot of people only see the injury. You'll see a lot of stats floating around in the next few days like "Missed 80 games in the last 4 years" or whatever, but 50-60 of those games will be from that ligament injury. He's been playing most games for the past 2 seasons and doing well.
>>144051941they tried but it's different when liverpool come calling
Scousers trying to make a 3rd choice keeper and a winger with a shattered leg sound like a good summer
Liverpool won.
>>144052020Third choice makes it sound like they can even call upon him this season. They can't
>Agreement between Manchester United and Juventus for Jadon Sancho. Loan + obligation to buyhttps://x.com/FabriceHawkins/status/1828797502797275356
>>144052023a back up dancer and a 13m costume of a man?lmao
>>144052044Boooo, Chelsea would've been so much funnier
>solanke sell-on fee covers the transfer fee for chiesa>centreback who has never played for us covers the fee for mamardashvilistill got that caicedo warchest to spend and you know they're cooking something up
>Juve replacing Chiesa with SanchoI look forward to the LFC vs MUFC twitter weirdos fighting each other based on Sancho's Serie A performances talking about "my winger is better than your winger" lol
>>144052083United fans are legit retards and so is anybody who wastes time arguing with them
If 334 = 100%What is 200 as a percentage Let's test the maths skills of spee
>>144051846these are idiot boomers we're talking about here
>>144052092On twitter? Sure. Everyone on that site is a fucking retard.
>>144052122>On twitter?Everywhere. See: Dave in this thread.
>>144052113about 60% innit
>>144052113>Let's test the maths skills of speeYou're mixing "maths" and "arithmetic" you fucking mentally retard spastic. Seriously, kill yourself.>Capthcha : WADAH
thank you liverpool
>>14405211359.9%334 = 100%1% = 3.343.34*59.9 = 200
>>144052083>it's already starting>>144052138kek
>>144052138remember when he single-handedly turned United's season around and kept Ten Hag in a job with that goal against Liverpool?
>>14405211350%It either is or it isn't.
>>144052131>>144052142A* for you lads>>144052135Just say you don't know the answer. F for you.
>>144052055Juve using the money they got from Liverpool to buy a United player that United desperately trying to get rid is pretty fucking funny too.
>>144052171Honestly I'm 99% sure Slot is a United fan.
>>144052159>Just say you don't know the answer.I don't answer questions from retards that don't use the correct English. Sorry, I can't help you for being retarded. Perhaps you've inherited it or, as I suspect, you've spent many many years practicing your retard skill level. Your work is clearly done. Good job.
>>144052147That was the 3rd game of Ten Hag's tenure. Also, it was Rashford that scored the winning goal.
>>144052138>Loan plus obligation to buy truly the only Italian way but at least a handful of Sancho United fans will finally fuck off for goodnow about his replacement..
>>144052200No need to be so touchy over something so simple, la
>>144052200You watched Simon Jordan once and thought he was the smartest man on the planet
>Jermaine Jenas is set to be given a career lifeline by TNT Sports following his sacking by the BBC.>The former England international was sacked from Match of the Day and The One Show last week for sending inappropriate messages to female colleagues, but TNT has not banished him from its roster and he is expected to return to the airwaves later this season.
Love it when English players move abroad because it allows me to confidently demand they be included in England squads despite not watching football outside the Premier League
>Sterling spotted outside Arsenal training >Nunez to Arsenal rumorswhat dimension have I woken up in
>>144052202after he'd been battered by Brighton and Brentford in the first two games. can it be a winning goal if it made it 2-0 at that point in the game? doesn't seem right.
>>144052239Losing 2-1 to Brighton isn't getting battered.
>Manchester United's transfer kitty for the summer is pretty much empty after the signing of Manuel Ugarte.>The feeling is that the club's name is being used to drum up interest for Ivan Toney, Ben Chilwell and Raheem Sterling.(Source: @MikeKeegan_DM)b-but my Sancho replacement...
>>144052138yes, fucks yes. what a window for utd under ineos.
Why do transfers take so long now
>>144052303Image rights + agent shenanigans
>>144052147do you mean Antony?
Liverpool forward Darwin Nunez has been banned for five international games for an altercation with spectators after his national team Uruguay were beaten by Colombia.Nunez, 25, was seen physically confronting Colombia fans in the stands after the final whistle in the Copa America semi-final in July.The player has also been fined £15,145 ($20,000).South American football's governing body Conmebol issued a statement on Wednesday stating five players had been banned, including Nunez, and 11 fined for their part in the altercation.Tottenham midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur, 27, has received a four-game ban.Napoli defender Mathias Olivera, 26, Barcelona defender Ronald Araujo, 25, and Atletico Madrid defender Jose Maria Gimenez, 29, have all received three-game bans.
y'all seen that whacky new nike logo on footie jersey? this is why
>Aston Villa is wants to sign Geertruida for 30m>need to ofload some players first to free up budgetAny Villa fans think its happening?
>>144051170Yes you can, because those two things aren't contradictory, you fucking mong lmao.
Incoming >Leny Yoro €62M>Matthijs de Ligt€45M>Joshua Zirkzee€42.5M>Noussair Mazraoui €15M>Manuel Ugarte€55.5MOutgoing>Scott McTominay€30M>Mason Greenwood€26M>Aaron Wan-Bissaka €17.6M>Willy Kambwala€10M>Hannibal€6.4M>Àlvaro Carreras€6M>Facundo Pellistri€6M>Donny Van de Beek€500KNET SPEND>€117.5MSancho transfer will change this but waiting for it to become official
So when will the coutinho money run out?
>>144052405FUCKING W E W LADDY
>>144052405Adidas Chads on top
todd cantwell to blackburn apparently
>>144052405lol
>Scotland's first choice striker playing in English League OneSack Clarke NOO
>>144052513From 2021: https://twitter.com/footballdaily/status/1422953106904653824>It would cost upwards of £40m-£50m for Aston Villa to sign Norwich City midfielder Todd Cantwell
The fact that Osimhen is considering a Saudi move at 25 is setting off alarm bells inside my head. I think it says something about his ambition
>>144052433Looks pretty good on paper but Ten Hag doesn't know how to use any of these players anyways so it makes no difference.
>>144052513>>144052576shame he's leaving Rangers. he really was absolutely full of banter. recent favourite was his IG highlight reel called "Equality" which was just a collection of photos of him with black guys.
Are people really sitting around watching teams like Lille and Bologna to have honest ratings of these United players
Still remember Liverpool fans telling me that Endo was actually a better signing than Rice. Love them delusional speds.
>>144052407Probably. Matty Cash is out for a month, his replacement is good but 18 and Geertruida looks like an upgrade on Cash anyway. I’d say 80% chance.
>>144052590At the very least it shows that INEOS know what they're doing. They've hired the best in class for the structure of the ub.
>>144052646Except for the manager
>>144052606This sounds like the type of post that would be followed up with an assessment of Mandela egbo
>>144052659Nah Ten Hag is good.
>>144052582It’s hard being a black man in italy
>>144052669>Not even the best in class Dutch bald fraudIf you say so
United somehow finishing 7th with a +3 goal difference despite having the best owners, manager, players and tea lady in the world
>>144052545state of that hair on a white guy
>>144052407The reporter is club mouthpiece tier so yeah
>>144052729the seasons finished already? wtf
>>144052774Not yet, there's still time for them to get up there
Chiesa has landed
>>144052582Yea it's a huge red flag, Napoli should've just sold him during his big hype period, it was always going downhill when Spalletti left.
Based
>Fred Church
>>144052831Indy's source told him this ages ago>>144051577
I come to these threads for the ABU seethe. Its delicious.
>>144052433>McTom£25m profit>Greenwood£22m void after donating it to a women's charity, £10m loss after bizarrely giving it to Getafe for no reason>AWB£35m loss>Kambwala£8m profit>HannibalBreak even at best if not a £5m loss>Carreras£5m profit>Pellistri£2.3m loss>Donny£32m loss>Total profit£38m>Total loss£79.3m (potentially £84.3m depending on Hannibal)>Net-£41.3m (potentially -£46.3m)I suppose it looks better doing it your way though.
>>144052881Kill yourself
>>144052879>>144052897Samefag
>>144052897Dave, I'm sorry, but this is the reality.
>>144052897Based
>>144051577based fuckin indy
>>144052635Rice has been supremely mediocre.
>Everton are now closing in on deal for Oriel Mangala to join on loan with buy option clause from OL.a CM btw, you'd think they should've tried more for a new fullback?
>>144051598Indy is are guy
>mfw we use the Sancho money to buy Branthwaite
>>144052644Geertruida is better then de Ligt so would be good for Aston Villa
>>144053012I genuinely hope you do because he is pure shite
I think it’s about time the UK government starts designated murderpool as one of the leading gangs in the country. How many other organized crime outfits have 140+ bodies under their belt? The fabled Brixton hill gang could only dream of such numbers
>>144053027Starts over Van Djik
HAHAHAHA CHELSEA HIJACKING CHIESA ITS OVER SCOUSE RAT
The fact any Juve player would choose Murderpool is beyond me.Have some dignity they murdered your children in cold blood
>>144053138t. Content with people shooting up primary schools in his country every week
Chiesa missed 11 games through injury last seasonGreat signing for Liverpool. They should get Ben Chilwell too.
>>144053142>>96
>Daves increasingly pathetic coping mechanisms He played 33 league games last season
>>144053165It doesn't matter how hard you try to overcompensate on the Internet to try fit in and be considered a "real fan", everybody will continue to cringe when they hear an American accent coming out with that shite
>>144053150It's true...
>>144052247Brighton fans cheered with a +7 came up at 90 minutes, drawing against Man United. That's a battering.
>Liverpool fans didn't know the reason why Chiesa managed to play 33 serie A games last season is because Juve didn't have midweek European fixturesthose incoming CL fixtures will finish his knees.
LMAO THIS CHIESA NIGGA MISSED HALF OF THE GAMES LAST SEASON BECAUSE OF INJURY AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona submit straight loan proposal to Liverpool for talented midfielder Stefan Bajcetic!>More exclusive details: loan bid worth €4m fee, NO buy clause.>After loan bid from RB Salzburg on Tuesday, now Barça try to make it happen after Bernal injury.
>>144053207If only Liverpool had 5 other forwards so Chiesa wasn't playing 3 games a week, hmmm
Man Utd and Liverpool are both mid table clubs from here forward.
>>144051577This screenshot is literally just taken from the Liverpool reddit, meaning indy is about 12 hours behind random cunts on reddit lol
>>144053207He'll be playing about 25 minutes a week mate lol
>>144053179Says the bandwagon murderpool fan lmao. Go support your local team buddy I’m a Southend United fan
This guy gonna jump from the roof of Camp Nou when they force him to leave next summer
Crawley Town should be forced to pay O'Rileys wages while he is out.
ABLs on a mad one today
>>144053548That isn't how sick pay works.
>>144053548Saw someone say >"Bloom should buy their stadium and use it as the permanent home for the Brighton women's team"I'd approve that top tier banter.
>>144053690Is how the CPS works with assault charges though.
>>144053714So the AFC Wimbledon method.
>>144053729>assault chargesIf Brighton go down that route they become a scum club.
>>144053217He missed 11 games. That isn't half, anon.
>>144053750Why would Brighton be involved?Personal case between O'Riley and the Crawley lad.>>144053735No, Wimbledon team got bought by MK. This is about buying a stadium out of spite and turfing the team out for the bants.
Chiesa for £10mil seems suspiciously cheapBro must have multiple hidden injuries/betting scandals brewing ant Juventus has offloaded him on the cheap to anyone too dumb to see it
>>144052433Erik "Bin Bag" Ten Hag bin dipping as usual
>>144053830Liverpool notoriously always lie about the transfer fees.Mac Allister was close to 100m for example.
>>144053779>Personal case between O'Riley and the Crawley lad.In that case O'Riley becomes as much of a scumbag as Jay Williams. Haven't seen Gateshead's Greg Olley sue Dion Kelly-Evans of Woking for an even more thuggish challenge that resulted in far worse injuries: https://x.com/Boyle_Thomas08/status/1824912613165195403>This is about buying a stadium out of spite and turfing the team out for the bants.So you're scum as well then. I was referring to Kingsmeadow:>Following relegation from the Conference, Kingstonian went into financial administration and both the club and ground were purchased by Rajesh Khosla and his son Anup.>AFC Wimbledon played at the stadium from their foundation in 2002 until their move to a new stadium on Plough Lane in 2020. After one season as tenants of the Khoslas, AFC Wimbledon undertook to buy the leasehold of the ground. The club's owners, the Dons Trust, launched a share issue to finance the purchase, which was closed the following summer. The club subsequently arranged for a commercial loan to clear the remaining debt to the Khoslas. Upon taking over the ground, its name was changed to the Fans' Stadium which remains the nickname of the ground today.>In November 2015, AFC Wimbledon supporters backed a proposal to sell the ground to Chelsea, who were interested in using the ground for its youth teams and women's team. The sale was hugely detrimental to Kingstonian, with them unable to play in a ground that was now too big and expensive for a non-league side and over which they no longer had any control.
Is a slot makes Liverpool look so nice this time of year.
>>144053830Juve boss wants rid because he asked for higher wages and the manager didn't see him in the long-term plans because he doesn't suit the system. This isn't a secret mate, you can just read these things online for the world to see.>>144053850Dave off his nut as per lol
>>144053922You. Just. Know.
his face pisses me off so much
our roopaour craig
>>144054083
>>144053922I’d slot right into her
>>144054120>>144053922I'd kick down a wall to crush her fan(ny) beyond repair with a group of mates on a Wednesday night in Heysel, if you know what I mean.
Is Mikel Merino more of a carrilero? Or a ball winning midfielder?
>>144054199>a carrilerothink i enjoyed a pint of this in tuscany
>>144054116uncanny
oasis are shiteif you like them, you're probably a halfwit
>>144054115No they didn't.
on onehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724866810969231.webm
>>144053018The squad is starting to look elite
Liverpool are shiteIf you like them, you're probably a bin dipper
>>144053304more like bellend united
Liverscum customers think a winger with 1 leg is a good deal
Lets be honest, no club wins on these late window deals
>>144054623>His club have never signed their best player on deadline day
Post how your team has been doing since the Euros break and rate it next to this.
>>144053830Juve want rid and he’s been very unreliable, 2 good seasons and 2 bad seasons for Juve. I think as well Juve are still under financial investigation so need cash asap hence they did some dodgy deals with Villa for Luiz.
>>144055064Silenced /epl/ for 20 minutes.Embarrassing state of the fucking plastics here.
SANCHO TO JUVENTUS DEAL DONEUnited have officially had the best summer
>>144055064Brighton are very well run club, and you probably have the most promising manager in the league
will there be match threads for the Worthington Cup matches this evening or?
>>144054189>with a group of matesincredibly gay anon
Liverpool Echo reporting that Chiesa has failed his medical
>>144053922bet she let slot lick her feet
>uhh hello? Please respond
>>144055597Always prefered Ryan Cherki tßh
>>144054112See this bint on tinder all the time >>144054199
>>144055564>Putting your penis in a woman is gay
Got sacked for saying a "racial slur".Absolute bullshit.
>>144056322Kick it out mate
take it to /brit/. lying, boring bastard.
>>144056322Based
>>144055892
>>144056322Good. Racism has no place in modern society.
>>144056322How can you be dumb enough to say racist shit in work
>>144054112they both just smoked a fat spliff or what
>>144056322Good. If you can't keep it in your head you're an absolute cunt.
>>144056322
>>144056322Once said "blacks out" to a Ugandan fella at work and he laughed lol all a bit a banter innit
>>144057085disgusting prick
>>144056322What did your dumbass say?
>>144057140Aye but he was here legally so what can you do?
>>144057085I was in hospital about 10 years ago and had this Jamaican lady on the ward with me. Seethed about all the illegals moving into her area forcing out all the nice Caribbean families and how the govt needs to just round them up and send them home.
>>144056322did you say "Israel has no right to exist"
>>144057154My sides
>>144057085Worked with a Ugandan bloke who was racist as fuck. Funny lad just a bit much.Also portrayed Uganda as some sort of utopia, once said to me "you have to be careful where you drop your rubbish there, the land is so fertile any seed will grow". Hated other Africans, especially Kenya "even their lions are skinny and weak"
>>144057154
>Christian Eriksen to AjaxDEAL DONE
forest in the mud
Boelingz sisters..... I don't feel so good
>>144050645idk why but she looks like her pussy stinks
>>144054461>SsDid they have a rebrand since 1945?
>>144056322Bet you said paki. I always forget thats a "slur" or gypos
the new champions league format is shite they're going to try and hype up the inconsequential game between pot 1 sides in the league stage when you probably only need to win two games against conference league level shitters to get into the knockouts
What grinds my gears is people will defend teams like Arsenal and Newcastle because Bohely and whatever mudslime brotherhood is in charge of Man City spend ludicrous amounts of money. Newcastle and Arsenal just sort of fly under the radar with their ridiculous spending, especially Arsenal since they are plebbit-media’s favourite club, and seething manlet Arteta is their ebin Redditiaola protogé. If you gave Wenger or Benitez that budget we would all be talking about the epic Arsenal v Newcastle title rivalry. Instead we get an angry manlet pashun merchant choke-artist and an overrated meme-manager that can’t take half a billion worth of players into Europe. I don’t know what annoys me more, them getting away with spending like maniacs or the wasted potential in both clubs due to overrated shitters being in charge. Before you lose your shit I admit they both seem like decent enough managers, but their predecessors would do so much better with these funds.t. Chelshit bandwagon pre-Roman era aka Norwegian autist that used to shit up this board relentlessly from about 2012-2018 ish
>>144058927the old format was shit too tbfi'd rather they did something different rather than carry on doing what everyone finds boring
>>144058958All Norwegians are autists
liverpool with the hardest draw
>>144058958Yeah mate its so hard for Chelsea to compete with these oilers signing world class players like Matt Targett and Nick Pope. We need more FFP to help underdogs like Chelsea and Liverpool to compete
>>144058958>If you gave Wenger or Benitez that budget we would all be talking about the epic Arsenal v Newcastle title rivalryRafa spent a lot of money on shite, I'm not sure he would do any better than Eddie Meme
League Cup Third Round draw:Liverpool v West HamMan City v WatfordArsenal v BoltonMan Utd v BarnsleyWycombe v VillaCoventry v Tottenham- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Walsall v LeicesterBrentford v OrientBlackpool v Sheff WedPreston v FulhamEverton v SouthamptonQPR v PalaceStoke v FleetwoodBrighton v WolvesWimbledon v NewcastleChelsea v Barrow
Don't think I've ever seen manure or arseshit once get an away draw in the league cup
>>144059229United lost to Southend in 2006Arsenal lost to Bradford on penalties in 2013
>>144059200That was really weird the way they seeded the draw for euro clubs
>>144059381Made no sense either. Why were United and Spurs not allowed to draw each other? Similar question for the CL teams.
Very disappointed that Chelsea will not be travelling to the land that time forgot.
>>144059440Sorry, that's Tranmere. This is where I meant to post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIb8k4jY7KM
>>144059066That is exactly my point right there. Just because big pharma Chelsea incorporated spend a billion on brazilian frauds doesn’t mean Newcastle should be allowed to spend half a billion on factory workers and part time dentists without any scrutiny. The game, and especially the Premier League, is unironically gone when paying £40-50m for eternal prospect Joao Felix is concidered a ‘good deal’. >>144059068Yeah tbf Benitez might not be the best example, but remember he also won the EL with a Chelsea squad that was almost as disjointed as this current side. He also did well with Newcastle working under possibly the worst owner in Premier League history and also won a CL with Liverpool (albeit with refball and luck, but even getting to the final with that squad is impressive) and even challenged Man United for the title with players like Aurelio and Aquilani.
bravo barcanot even fraudizio could will this non transfer into happening
Kino career
>>144059528So Liverpool is selling their only other DM but buying a winger and a goalie?
>>144059675something big is coming
Which trophy will /ourguy/ Ten Hag win this season? Reminder: He has won a trophy every single season of his managing career.
>>144059769>signing the guy they wished Trent was Talk about brutal moggings
>>144059347>Southend United Damn I went to school in the 2000's. Some of the best local footballers and academy players in the U.K. played for Southend in that time. Not sure where they are in the football pyramid these days
>Chelsea are facing a challenge to comply with UEFA's financial rules after the European governing body confirmed that it does not allow clubs to register income from selling assets to sister companies.C-c-chelseasisters?
Three more players are set to leave Man Utd this summer. >Jadon Sancho>Christian Eriksen>Victor LindelofJuventus are interested in Sancho. Ajax are interested in Eriksen. Lazio is interested in Lindelof.
>Napoli's Nigeria striker Victor Osimhen, 25, who is a target for Chelsea, has been offered a four-year deal by Saudi Pro League side Al-Ahli worth £25m per yearOnly £480k per week. He wanted £500k per week from Chelsea. How is a player - a black player - suppose to survive on such paltry wages. He is LITERALLY forced to live on his bonuses like American waiters are with tips!
Premier league transfer flop XI GK Kepa 80mRB Wan Bissaka 50m CB Harry Maguire 80mCB Elaquim Mangala 45mLB Benjamin Mendy 45mRW Antony 92mCM Casemiro 60mCM Ndombele 60mLW Grealish 100mST Morata 60mST Lukaku 97.5mTotal XI: 770M
>>144059892Is he building hospitals and schools and shit back in Africa and/or does he have like 20 billion extended family members that he needs to take care of? I genuinely don't understand what his problem is.
>>144059916Is Grealish more of a flop than Sancho, Antony or Mudryk? Because he at least won a lot of stuff. I also feel like putting Phillips in there but he is only £50m.
Ted Lasso might be getting a fourth season lads. Makes me wonder if people have actually made a club called AFC Richmond just for memes, I know you can buy the shirt from dodgy chink websites (whether they think it's legit or just do it for the hell of it, I don't know).
>>144059916That Mangala transfer was a bit mad. Was highly rated, went for a big fee, turned out to be shit, has played 145 matches since 2014, and has basically been retired for the last 5 years.
>>144059916grealish out sancho in simple as (just beating pepe to it). man utd have also won a trophy each season with casemiro so don't think he's been great but done his job. would put nunes in over him why the fuck did city even sign him
>>144060033All three of those have won stuff at the clubs. Sancho is the hardest to argue for because he wasn't really involved. Still think Mudryk for Grealish as Mudryk's main position is LW and hasn't won anything for his troubles.
>ABCs think grealish one of the most decorated english footballers is a "flop"lolpmsl even!
>>144059943You can easily argue that Sancho or Mudryk should be there no problem. The reason I put Grealish is because so many of us saw him be pretty much the best playmaker in the league before he went to City. His game was chaotic and unpredictable but he had everything. He became a boring touchline ball carrier at City. Hard to argue he was integral to any success. Doku and Savio have overtaken him. Compare his impact with Mahrez who signed for them in similar circumstances. Their role in the side not close really. I would say Grealish Villa to City one of the biggest declines we've seen from a player in this league. >>144059981There were some solid stories that the Mangala fee was higher than reported and this was part of City's creative accounting. >>144060033Pepe good player. Got fucked over by the regime change at Arsenal. Arteta treated him like crap, but his plan was to remove everyone of Emery/Wengers players. Mudryk and Manor Solomon were both Ukraine league superstars both don't look elite professional level players here. Casemiro been very poor in so many matches. Was signed as a legendary all-time midfield destroyer not a guy who can fill a job.
>>144060094Nobody mentioned Chelsea.
https://twitter.com/AndyBurnhamGM/status/1828896370184597767>I worry about where English football is heading.
>>144060296This is done on purpose. The 'big teams' not being shoved in until 3rd round prevents them battering some low league side and not giving them a fighting chance. League Two versus League One or Championship can result in a surprise and then it's all about getting a big team in the 3rd round for some big money. I am still fucking furious that Coventry bottled the FA Cup last year. 3-0 up, becomes 4-3 and then ruled out and they lose.
>>144060135Pepe had 21 goals, 27 assists in around 100 games, mostly off the bench. That's hardly terrible numbers. He could have done better but that is infinitely superior to, say, Sancho who is at 12 goals, 6 assists in similar amount of games.
>>144060326lmao ABU still coping
>>144060326why is it rigged so that they avoid each other though?
>>144060296>Everton fan complaining about a trophy they've never won
>>144060379>missing the point
>>144060296for me it's giving all the red clubs home advantage so they can get some nice rest before being twatted 4-1 (5-1 agg) by atletico spaghettico
>>144060411Tons of tournaments have seeding, don't see the big deal
>>144060442There's no reason to have the EL teams and CL teams unable to play each other at this stage.
>>144060463And there's no reason to have seeding in the CL, world cup etc either
>>144060503unironically yesit's fun and memorable when you get a mad runit's fun seeing giant killersleague cup now amounts to basically 2 shitey prem fixtures with a gold star at the end
>>144060503That's not the point being raised. Why are United and Spurs not allowed to play each other in the Third Round? Same goes for City, Arsenal, Liverpool and Villa.
Poocastle could realistically get relegated
Ramsdale update:>Southampton have agreed a fee with Arsenal to sign England goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale in a deal worth up to £25m. Ramsdale, 26, is expected to make the move before Friday's transfer deadline, with Saints paying £18m upfront with the potential of £7m in add-ons.
Liverpool are going to win the quad this year lads
>>144060614>need to replace your keeper because he's a hindrance to your possession based style of football>buy Aaron RamsdaleI'm struggling to see the logic here
>>144060687Southampton are that desperate for a competent goalkeeper. McCarthy is past it and Bazunu is not just injured but also shit
>>144060699That's the same price as the Georgian goalie, can't they do better?
>>144060614Remember arsenal fans gassing up Ramsdale hard for the first 8 months. Many demanding he started for England Now he's off to the championship
>>144060716Even Ramsdale is genuinely better than what they have, the situation is that dire there.
>>144060716The Georgian goalie would turn his nose up at Soton, joke's on him as he'll win the same amount at either club (fuck all)
>>144050645is this what you call a "slag"?
>>144060687Ramsdale can play as a possession focused goalie, arteta is just needlessly harsh because of that brainfart performance against southampton 2 seasons ago
>>144060589We won, dilate tranny.
>fullkrug's pace
>>144060716you have to remember their 1st choice GK was that Eredivisie keeper who has almost missed 200 games due to injuries at the age of 26yo. safe to say they don't exactly have the brightest mind.
>>144059916Nunez should be in there
>>144061323also for the additional note, this was the same keeper that ten Hag wanted to sign as De Gea's successor. https://theathletic.com/4658551/2023/07/01/manchester-united-justin-bijlow-transfer/?source=emp_shared_articlewould've been the bald lord's most horrific signing if it happened and would've forced United to buy ANOTHER goalkeeper this window due to how insanely permacrock he is.
>>144050917basically gianfranco zola
>>144059796Europa
>>144061030>20 yards offside>40 yard head start>Still gets to the ball second>£27m>31 years old>4 year deal Going to be mental when >Moyes comes back for the 50th time
>Negotiations are underway between Torino and Luton Town for Teden Mengi. Personal terms have been agreed. [@FabrizioRomano]>#mufc have a high percentage sell-on clause for him. [@SimonPeach]United practically gave him away for free since there's no reported transfer fee at all so I wonder how high the percentage is. not expecting much though since Torino's record signing is 22m euros.
/bet/ bloke won in his comeback match
i'm nooticing
scabbingham forest in the mud
>>144059837KekI always said I thought they are genuienly cluesless about running a sawker team, but starting to wonder if they are actually straight up incompetent all together. Did they seriously believe it would be this simple? Just sell/loan players to some other club you also own? How stupid are these people, and how the fuck did they manage to amass all this wealth in the first place when they are clearly not even knowledgeable in their own field (buisness). I’m going to guess this will mysteriously go away just like all the other blatant finicial violations >we made since these cunts took over, but their incompetence is getting increasingly obvious. How did the FA/PL allow this to happen?
>>144061407We’re trying to sell players at the moment so we can get another striker signing over the line, probably Duran
>>144062660Anthony Martial is free though
>>144058958I have a big soft spot for Chelsea but I'm not understanding your point here lad. It's bad for Arsenal and Newcastle to spend money because they aren't successful??? Howe got them into Europe in his first full season which is frankly mind boggling, only for them to draw into the hardest group I've ever seen
FSG is cooking
back from my ban lads>Chiesa to LiverpoolLIverpool are stacked upfront. Whats the point spending £10m where its not needed on a lad who was bettered in goals and assists by Lukaka, Lookman and Pulisic?What Liverpool need is a CB. A massive signing CB. Its a long season and more matches now. Maybe they'll look at it in January but they'll get rinsed
>>144064288>Frasiercaught an episode of this yesterday morning. wondering if I should download the first few seasons now or if it's not worth it
>>144064365It holds up
>>144064365yeah its a good 25minute show
>>144064375yeah i know but i don't know if it's the kind of thing i want to binge watch. tt's definitely nice to see an episode every now and then though
>>144064365Yeah, even when drops off near the end, it's still better than most. The early stuff is elite and rewards multiple viewings.
>>144062660Can't see Villa letting him go this late unless the money is absurd tbqh.
>>144064375>>144064403>>144064412idk, guys. 8.5b for a season 1 torrent, seems a lot
>>144064404Binging something and searching for the nostalgic feeling of randomly turning on the television and finding something enjoyable to watch aren't to only two modes anon.
>selling McTominaythis is going to bite Man Utd on the arse so much they dont realise. Yeah they might defend better, and Id say they already do and the last minute Brighton winner shouldnt put them down, but theyre going to struggle for goals. Watch McTominay get above 10 goals in Serie A this season. Watch Man Utd score less than 50.
>>144064433time to pare down the porn collection on the old external hard drive
>>144064437genius, i'll download it and watch it whenever I feel like it>>144064447but I like porn, it's got all naked ladies n shit
>>144064433my entire Frasier folder is 33GB but this is going back to 2007. Also when you watch it on tv sometimes Channel 4 likes fucking the aspect ratio so it takes up the entire of a modern widescreen tv. big mistake imo
>>144064466It also usually has dicks, though, which could be construed as *checks notes* pretty gay, anon.
>>144064471i think i actually found the one you were talking about. 48.7gb with extras. not that i'm gonna download it, that would be illegal>>144064475what, i'm not gay. i'll delete all my porn immediately!
>>144064288Liverpool don't need any new signings. The quad's on this year.
Mad how Eddie meme has reached the same number of cup finals as Arteta with far less money and worse players
>>144064515yeah with Chiesa on board it's over for the other teams. Man Utd, Chelsea, Tottenham: they're all good but can't hope to compete with Arne's teams this year
>>144064534Only if UEFA, FIFA, the FA and the Sun don't fix it against us like they did last year in St Kloppo's Farewell Fracas. We are the nondenominational Christ of football clubs.
>>144064534>>144064547theyre not going to win the league imo.They'll beat Man Utd on Sunday. Any team that scores 2 goals will be able to beat Man Utd this season. They aint scoring more than 1 when they dont know who is striker. Most of the time its no one and they pass to the wings.
Thinking how easy it is to batter the fuck out of utd
>>144064534Ask Juve fans what they think of Chiesa. there’s a reason his fee was so low.
>>144060687>Arsenal got rid of Martinez because Leno was better with his feet>Got rid of Leno because Ramsdale was better with his feet>Got rid of Ramsdale because Raya was better with his feetI wouldn't slam Ramsdale's passing ability as much as you seem to be doing. I'd rate him in the top 10 of possession based goalkeepers (out of all the keepers in the Premier League).>>144059916Wan Bissaka and Maguire were part of the best defensive the year they signed. Maguire has been awful since then but I don't think Wan Bissaka deserves to be in the flop eleven. I would also add Richarlison (to Spurs) ahead of Morata.
>>144064633Oh I think you were trolling nvm
>>144064639He got rid of martinez because villa was willing to pay 20 million for him.He got rid of Leno because he was bad with his feet and doesn't claim crosses into the boxHe got rid of ramsdale because he dozes off during matches. Arteta wants the GK to launch the ball up field while Ramsdale wants to build up short.
Tonali looks elite
>>144059979Who watches this slop
>>144059916No pogbaHarvertz to chelsea SanchoNicolas pepeCaicedo
>ten Hag said on his presser that a line has been drawn between him and Sancho that allowed him to get involved in the preseason>not using him anyway as PL startedwhy though?
>>144064710Don't understand how a brit could enjoy it, I watched maybe 10 minutes of the first episode and cringed the whole time
>>144064710who even has apple tv? i literally know no one with it.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/132341598/#q132341598we've come far Unitedbros
>>144064737>>144064746People like this but maybe im biased
they're playing in Wembley lad
>>144059916>no Shevchenko
Has Mitchell joined Newcastle yet? They’ve had a shit summer window
>>144064780please come to America
Are arsenal ending the ending without adding anything to their attack?It has been a concern for years now. Clubs won't be willing to sell their assets this close to the end.
>>144064861Them and City are going for Evan Ferguson
>>144061030Jesus. Germans said he was elite
>>144064764That's who's going to this >>144064780
>>144064732Because he's a shit manager both tactically and of people.
>>144064870>another Brighton fraudTheyve rinsed that many clubs now there will be a class action lawsuit soon
>>144064861Nunez on deadline day la. Jota will have to play 60 games this season.
>>144064889>>144064889>>144064889>>144064889New
wondering how much Chiesa's value will drop on Sunday. will probably go from 10m to 8m at HT and 8m to 6m at full time. Scousers will probably defend it because cheap player are le good
>>144059609based batman
>>144064732probably just to put on a good external face for any potential suitors
>>144064922>making the thread 7 minutes before so you can post itYou are genuinely mentally ill
>>144064780based
>>144064883he unironically would be under moyes
