Unsigned Swayman Edition
This was supposed to be a Flames Edition and for this reason: I'm out
First for planet retard
/playoffsbound/
fINland
>>144052087Which Finn is winning the cup next season?
>>144052075idiot!!!
Chel vtuber edition
Geronimo posts are always so fucking easy to sniff out
>>144052084Its heating up
>>144052100I could go for pancakes this morning
>>144052116Even planet retard is suffering from global warming :(
>>144052080Same. op lacks respect and maturity
>>144052080>>144052136My mistake. I promise I’ll make the next thread flames related
>>144052097Ronja Savolainen
Kylington edition
Who's Geronimo, schizo?
>>144052145Thanks comrade :)
FLAMIAC IN MY SOULSTEPHEN SEETHE OUT OF CONTROLI'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF
>>144052182Lurk at least a week before posting buddy
>>144052097Dallas
>>144052215Have they improved in the off season?
>>144052252yeah please summon Dylan so I can tell him to eat dick
>>144052262Are Dylan and Randy cousins?
>>144052213>Camera flashkino as fuckcan wait to see this in the finals
>>144052213>>144052398cringe hours
>>144052398AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>144052455real samir post
>>144052398Who’s got that gif of him jumping?
>Need your services, Samir.
>we didn’t want kylington anyways! We were just hyping him up for 4 seasons to scam the aves!!!!!Ok
>>144052567obsessed
>>144052379Cousins in cock eating
>>144052626
Geronimo you can leave now
people should appreciate youngblood more
>>144052097
>>144052806Dont post pics of rapists ur gonna trigger tbg
>>144052063This retard really wants 10 million per year?
>>144052945raped bitch city
the backhand is the most unpredictable shot
>>144052608lmao stupid kid
>>144052608>wolf home videos Lmao no wonder the dude is 5’4”
>>144052949And the bruins are going to pay him that much
>>144053005Sad
Sup hoc do we still >rags here?
>>144052940the new york football jets winning a championship is more likely than the winnipeg hockey jets
>>144053005Worked for Bob and the cats.In all seriousness this is what you get when you let players run the team, his gay little hug ritual wouldn’t have flew in Lou’s dressing room
take me back!
Post kippers ass
>>144053048Bruins management is stupid for not signing Swayman before they traded Ullmark. His business classes from umaine are paying off
>>144053024rag deez nuts
>>144053049I didn't think we even counted years that far back.Everything was just measured by fortnights.
>>144053024>rags
>>144053100lol
>>144053100The world was still in black and white tooDon't forget
>>144053115based Whites only schools and water fountains
>>144053115No clocks either. Just some guy at a desk in England counting Mississippi's
>>144053115Did they still have Indian camps back then lmao
Patrik Lane Hutson
>>144053139>>>/pol/and don't come back.
>glassyuk>pedosota
>>144053196finna cry?
>>144053222Cope diversity is our strength
>>144053239Source?
>>144053239this. so. much.
>>144053239chuds btfo
>>144053239>our>strengthpost body
>pelletier still not signedIt’s these squeezes and disrespect that players remember. They are not dumb, they know the position the team is in, so Pelletier knows his contract has no real effect in the team and they are squeezing him just for fun. This is why flames management has had a really bad track record with retaining their talent. Kylington was spat on in much the same way. Not surprised he took his talents elsewhere.
Remember when trudeau was listing all the canadian provinces and forgot alberta kwab go flames
>>144053280I biked across eastern canada. I'm fit as fuck. You post body
>>144053319remember when cuckdeau tried to shill for muh Ukraine and brought a Reich bro to Canadian parliament kwab go flames
rubben the peanuts
real pervert hours
>>144053260Seems rude
>>144053319lucky guy. i wish i could be pm and forget about alberta.
>>144053369In the sauna?
>>144053382i don't do any of these except 4.and i wouldn't be with a woman who has issues with 4.
>>144053408based volcelbro
#Alberta51
>>144053332Based trudeau knew
>>144053408How do I find a 4chan troll gf?
>>144053455i wish i knew, bud. i wish i knew.
>>144053414He’s saving himself for marriage like Crosby
>>144053455Lost my virginity in college to a girl who posted on /b/. She was BPD as hell
>>144053506>posted on /b/.>She was BPD as hellchecks out
>that one time /hoc/ transformed into a Gay Bar for a little bit on a late Wednesday morning Weird; maybe I'll just come back after Sauna and Massage Time has ended; >make sure to stretch, lads...
>>144053319Just like Obama’s 57 states
>>144053324How was your trip? I remember you posting about it during playoffs. Did you ever figure out your food situation?
>>144053625cope, teabagger
>>144053598kys raped faggot
>>144053648Good post
>>144053648GOOD MORNIN', STARSHINETHE EARTH SAYS, "HELLO"YOU TWINKLE ABOVE USWE TWINKLE BELOW
Chilly Easter evening of 2022
trb once again wasted in the middle of a weekday. truly a beneficial member of society
>>144053648horrible thing to say.
>>144053648Upvoted
Flamiacs are redMy islanders are blue the retired due to injury burrito delivery driver was raped on the Easter of 22 KWAB go flames
crazy to think this was 10 years ago already>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3Cbx3UD70
>>144053761is that the shootout meme game where lundpads was seething
https://youtu.be/unpBkm33VSQalso, lads, Curling's on.... the yootoob...
do we have a chance?
>>144053861anime isn't real so probably
>>144053861It depends. Is Nigel Pinchberry suiting up for you guys?
>>144053861Probably not
>>144053861You might be able to squeak out a win against Japan but you’ll lose to Denmark and Norway. My money is on Denmark winning
>>144053861definitely not. norway is better. denmark is a lot better. should beat the japanese but it's not a gimme.
what game are you watching on youtube tonight? might watch 98 stan lee game 6.
>>144053598Saunas are for socializing and recovering, not for gay sex
>>144054013I’m thinking of watching some of the 2023 Chicago Blackhawks run
>>144054013might watch that one thing about the summit series again
>>1440540131998 was a 4 game sweep ya dingbat
>>144053861Olys are fun and all, but Sheffield is in the CHL tourney, and I feel far more confident in Sheffield in CHL than I do in Britain in an oly tourney>>144054014if you say so, Nancy
Shut the fuck up rapey
>>144054064nice
>>14405403299 i meant
So Quebec dropped out of the expansion round that eventually went to Vegas because $500 million for expansion fees was too steep but now in 2024 Canadians think they'll get a team during the next expansion round when expansion fees will likely start at $2 billion?
we don't talk about expansion here
>>144054169source? also, why am I hearing so much talk about expansion recently? did someone flip a switch?? I've seen a dozen articles recently published about that
>>144054206HimExpansion is something that people keep talking about because it's clear the NHL MLB and NBA will all be expanding in the near future and in terms of the NHL you have multiple interested parties. Houston has been in talks for ages, Atlanta has 2 committees trying to get a team, and the Suns owner mentioned an interest in bring hockey back to Arizona. People talk about it because it'll be happening and the NHL knows it will. When? Who knows
>>144054298don't reply to him newfag
>>144054298The NHL can’t handle 36 teams, the talent pool is already stretched thin. If anything the league needs to contract to 24 teams
>>144053648>>144054064Blessed posts
>>144054298N H L 2HL2>it's clear Gary needs a second tier
>>144054354forget the talent pool, think how long the season will be, it's already outlandishly lengthy
Cindy Crosby will be taking orders from McGoatsy
>>144053049You're back
>>144054454There’s no reason summer hockey should exist. The season should be concluded by Memorial Day
>>144053638I has been fun as fuck thanks for asking. I feel like i've leaned a lot just passively biking through the land and talking with locals. For food i've just been eating granola bars and pigging out whenever I arrive a grocery stores. It was harder in Atlantic canada because it's much les populated. From Quebec on it's been pretty easy.
Don’t care. Didn’t ask.
>>144053419#Quebec52
>>144054485Neat. What was the coolest thing you’ve seen?
>>144054485*Tosses a burrito in front of your path"
>>144054298The nhl just fucking expanded and can barely support 32 teams. they just had to put the coyotes on life support and one of their teams is going into next year without a name. this league is a sloppy mess and you think they're can afford to add more teams?
>>144054624It’s all a pyramid scheme
>>144054485based
The mountains on the north/west shore of the St Laurence were really beautiful. I was on the south/east side in these little charming french villages and it was real nice looking at the mountains in the distance. Fredericton was also pretty cool.
>>144054659meant for >>144054542
>NHL2 POLICY NOTES:>Ciites will be forbidden to formally name teams and will always go by the city of the arena they are located in
>>144054169gaybeck put up the 500 million and gary still turned them down
>>144054672Kys
btw. can we talk about my alouettes? holy moly.
>>144054496Meant for>>144054485>>144054542>>144054659>>144054668
>>144054659Very cool
>>144054775>lost at home to torontofrauds
>>144054775not even any games until Saturday, and I'll be more interested in the college ball that weekend
>>144054815>college ballKys homo wigger
>>144054775Stampies board im afraid
>>144054822no need to be unkind, connor
>>144054801trauma from fajardo's injury
>>144053382I do all these things and still have bitches on my dick
>>144054835a team just as shit as the fumes
>>144054864
>>144054847>having a player named Fartnado
>Imagine a methane cyclone is a tight, compacted funnel formationA Fartnado, if you prefer...
>>144054928Fartnado is the kid that raped you ya fucking idiot
Gary needs better interns
Shut the FUCK up you raped idiot
>>144055022Gary needs his current interns to stop bitching about their internship, Intern>are you even back from Summer Break yet? if so, go get me some coffee
>>144055066Meant for >>144055073
>>144054624>life supportThe team didn't have a stadium and the reason it doesn't have a name is because the team didn't want to rush the branding. It sold for $1.2 billion dollars to a good ownership group. Cope.>>144054454The talent pool is the deepest it's ever been and that hasn't been a real excuse for any of the major leagues in years. The talent is at a level the NHL could have 40 teams and be absolutely fine>>144055022Fanatics is shit who knew, except everyone. MLB teams already could tell you about this as well
>>144055066Good post
>>144055022that actually sounds entirely reasonable and everyone should expect Utah to slowly roll its way in >Seattle had YEARS to prepare, lads, while Phoenix bullshitted to the last fucking minute, leaving as we are thx, Alex
>>144055114I remember seeing players compression shorts showing in fanatics pants. Why did Gary choose them?
>>144055022KWAB
Gary's been on vacation for a couple of weeks and left Deputy Commissioner Bill "William" Daly in charge, but he doesn't like to go into the interns' room so they've been slacking.
>>144055178Why did every other league choose them. They're cheap. I'm pretty sure they were the only bid for either the NHL or MLB not sure which but it's expensive to do and they do it the cheapest
>>144055114>The talent pool is the deepest it's ever been and that hasn't been a real excuse for any of the major leagues in years.what?talent is weaker than ever thanks to the recent expansions
>>144055243>professional athletes in every sport are objectively the most athletic and skilled we've ever seen>more money and research goes into sports medice, training regiments, and coaching then ever>but the talent pool is actually SMALLER bro and couldn't handle more teams!You're retarded.
good mourning lads
>>144055328you're retarded have you seen how many absolutely shit players there are playing defense alone
>>144055328the pool of talent is not smaller, its weaker because there are more slots available allowing for shitter players to make rosters
>>144055328Since you seem to know a bit do you have 46 professional hockey players lying around? My team needs a few of them.
One more 30 goal scorer for my Habs?
>hockey players are better than ever!>please just ignore that goatzky still holds all the single season records from playing in the 80s
>NHL2>because then, we'll have two of them...
i hate trb so fucking much its unreal
>linkin park had a countdown on their website that finished about an hour ago and people were excited to see what the announcement was>when the countdown hit 0 it started counting back upbased carny move
>>144055973Aren’t they doing a reunion tour without Chester?
>>144055973everything from them is a money grab since chester croaked
>>144055973chris jericho definitely did this
>>144056089you claim to be the man of a thousand holds, but I counted and ya know about 60
>>144056074Sad but true
>>144055328Give me one good reason why players like colin blackwell have nhl jobs
>>144055938Don't we all
>>144056346Nice guy who works hard and does what the coach tells him? It's not like I was getting that spot
Kirk Bros...>On 6 September 2023, Kirk was placed on unconditional waivers by the Coyotes for the purposes of contract termination. It was subsequently announced that Kirk signed with Litvínov in the Czech Extraliga. Kirk had played previously as a left winger but found success as a goalscorer when moved to play as a center on Litvínov's third line. During the season Kirk would go on to play on the second and first lines, along with the team's powerplay unit. In the 2023 - 2024 playoffs, Kirk led Litvínov in both goals and points, taking them to the semi-finals for the first time since the 2014 - 2015 season. He ended the season breaking the record for most goals scored by a Litvínov player in the playoffs & eclipsed the top scorer in the playoffs over the last 3 years.
>>144056415colin blackwell is a garden knome no reason he should be in the nhl
>>144056457HE WAS A CENTER OF NEW YORK (Rangers).
>>144056059true he's gonna be a hologram like tupac
Chester was murdered by the deep state so was Chris Cornell
>chris cornellfor me it's this https://youtu.be/IuUDRU9-HRk?si=BX9uA1ZZno7OcUgL
>>144056902Don’t forget avicii and Michael Jackson (latter had relations to 9/11)
based mj called em out https://youtu.be/t1pqi8vjTLY?si=SQxlHSdWV0348XfE
Jack Hughes is an overrated fraud
>>144056970>Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me
>>144057072Agreed
>>144057134Nico Hischier is pretty shit too
>>144057072>makes the devils so much better when he plays>devils look horrible without him>somehow he’s an overrated fraudGet the fuck outta here
>>144057072but he is very cute though
Reddit is down bros...
For me it's when Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty
>>144057199what's that?
Jack hughes makes mitch marner look quiet and polite
>>144057199Why'd you out yourself as a reddit user?
>>144057180The devils are horrible with him
>>144057180>-12 despite 43 ev points>team is better with him on the icelmao
>>144057072Name one non overrated American hockey player
>>144057297Phil Kessel
>>144057297Patty Kane
>>144057161Ok now you're being too obvious
>>144057297Mcavoy
>>144057331Nocupavoy
>>144057297Dustin Wolf
>>144057297Ryan Miller
>>144057297dustin brown the greatest american captain to lace up the skates
>>144057544what is this, planet retard?
>>144057559is it really his fault the rest of your countrymen suck?
My Debbies are gonna win a cup with Hughes and Hischier and there's nothing you can do about it. HH
>>144057575what is this, planet retard?
>>144057622Your Anus?
>>144057281>devils looked amazing when Hughes played the full year>terrible when he didn’tWow that’s a player who is valuable and not overrated. Retard.
>>144057660hughes missed four games in 2023he missed twenty in 2024that 16 games played difference makes up 31 points in the standings?doubt
My islanders fucking suck
>>144057733keep in mind they only got 2 points from 50% of the games that hughes played in 2024
what kind of gravy am i supposed to use for poutine?
>>144057875brownest of gravies
sold a GA fractured winterglass for 5 billy lol
>>144057875>Poutine gravy typically includes butter, flour, garlic and onion powder, and some kind of broth, like beef, chicken, or Worcestershire sauce. You can also add seasonings like apple cider vinegar, salt, and pepper.
>>144055547Okay
>>144057913>apple cider vinegar
>>144058005what does this have to do with single season records?
>>144057733Except Hughes looked like ass last season. Never recovered from that shoulder injury in November.
>>144058058yes, i agree hughes is overrated especially when you consider his tendency towards injury
>>144058089I still think he’s the factor for why the Devils go anywhere. And a good goalie and a defense that isn’t complete ass. But having Hughes healthy is their biggest question mark.The hockey world needs him healthy.
new jersey didntaskvils
>>144058131>I still think he’s the factor for why the Devils go anywherewhere did the devils go>And a good goalie and a defense that isn’t complete ass>and an entire teamwow great analysis stephen. you should be a hockey writer
>The Calgary Flames are offering new jerseys to anyone who wants to return their Dillon Dube jersey in light of the Hockey Canada scandalI thought he left for mental health reasons
>>144058389He did he's mentally healing in glorious Minsk
>>144058389who the hell would buy a dillon dube jersey
>>144058408>The Calgary Flames have decided that anyone who has purchased a Dillon Dube jersey can return it and get a new jersey at a reduced cost. While there likely aren't many Dube jerseys out there, the team is likely to eat the cost of anyone who wants their jersey replaced.
i saw that baseball post you deleted, retard
Having pork for dinner tonight bro's Gary BTFO
>>144058389Are they offering the same for kylington threads?
>>144058005imagine if instead of reposting poo tweets for attention, we killed them
https://youtu.be/CwwKvSCxbDQ?si=zuYGk10H8DRkLb2G>laffs
>>144059062zero cups
>>144059496Zero asks
>>144058363anon who gives a shit the Devils still need Jack Hughes healthy first and foremost. Read.
>>144059531>team needs their franchise player to play good Trenchant insight bud
>>144058005Sakic, Jagr and Bure had to try to score goals while having defenseman holding and hooking them like a dog sled.McMeme also plays in a league with 32 teams and 3 good goalies in that entire fucking league.
>>144059551Sakic, Jagr, Bure played against defencemen that couldn't skate backwards so the only way they could defend was by grabbing guys. Once you got past them you had all day to do what you wanted
>>144059551didnt stop mario from scoringthis guys need to git gud
>>144059622Wrong. Once you got past them, they grabbed you or slashed you or hooked you without getting penalized. And try getting in front of the net without getting crosschecked 15 times in the ribs during the dead puck era.
>>144059642It actually did. If today's rules would've been applied to Mario Lemieux's era he would've had 200+ points consistently.
