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Unsigned Swayman Edition
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This was supposed to be a Flames Edition and for this reason: I'm out
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First for planet retard
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/playoffsbound/
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fINland
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>>144052087
Which Finn is winning the cup next season?
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>>144052075
idiot!!!
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Chel vtuber edition
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Geronimo posts are always so fucking easy to sniff out
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>>144052084
Its heating up
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>>144052100
I could go for pancakes this morning
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>>144052116
Even planet retard is suffering from global warming :(
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>>144052080
Same. op lacks respect and maturity
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>>144052080
>>144052136
My mistake. I promise I’ll make the next thread flames related
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>>144052097
Ronja Savolainen
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Kylington edition
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Who's Geronimo, schizo?
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>>144052145
Thanks comrade :)
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FLAMIAC
IN MY SOUL
STEPHEN SEETHE OUT OF CONTROL
I'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF
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>>144052182
Lurk at least a week before posting buddy
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>>144052097
Dallas
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>>144052215
Have they improved in the off season?
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>>144052252
yeah please summon Dylan so I can tell him to eat dick
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>>144052262
Are Dylan and Randy cousins?
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>>144052213
>Camera flash
kino as fuck
can wait to see this in the finals
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>>144052213
>>144052398
cringe hours
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>>144052398
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144052455
real samir post
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>>144052398
Who’s got that gif of him jumping?
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>Need your services, Samir.
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>we didn’t want kylington anyways! We were just hyping him up for 4 seasons to scam the aves!!!!!
Ok
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>>144052567
obsessed
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>>144052379
Cousins in cock eating
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>>144052626
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Geronimo you can leave now
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people should appreciate youngblood more
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>>144052097
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>>144052806
Dont post pics of rapists ur gonna trigger tbg
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>>144052063
This retard really wants 10 million per year?
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>>144052945
raped bitch city
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the backhand is the most unpredictable shot
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>>144052608
lmao stupid kid
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>>144052608
>wolf home videos
Lmao no wonder the dude is 5’4”
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>>144052949
And the bruins are going to pay him that much
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>>144053005
Sad
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Sup hoc do we still >rags here?
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>>144052940
the new york football jets winning a championship is more likely than the winnipeg hockey jets
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>>144053005
Worked for Bob and the cats.

In all seriousness this is what you get when you let players run the team, his gay little hug ritual wouldn’t have flew in Lou’s dressing room
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take me back!
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Post kippers ass
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>>144053048
Bruins management is stupid for not signing Swayman before they traded Ullmark. His business classes from umaine are paying off
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>>144053024
rag deez nuts
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>>144053049
I didn't think we even counted years that far back.
Everything was just measured by fortnights.
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>>144053024
>rags
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>>144053100
lol
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>>144053100
The world was still in black and white too
Don't forget
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>>144053115
based Whites only schools and water fountains
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>>144053115
No clocks either. Just some guy at a desk in England counting Mississippi's
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>>144053115
Did they still have Indian camps back then lmao
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Patrik Lane Hutson
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>>144053139
>>>/pol/
and don't come back.
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>glassyuk
>pedosota
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>>144053196
finna cry?
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>>144053222
Cope diversity is our strength
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>>144053239
Source?
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>>144053239
this. so. much.
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>>144053239
chuds btfo
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>>144053239
>our
>strength
post body
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>pelletier still not signed
It’s these squeezes and disrespect that players remember. They are not dumb, they know the position the team is in, so Pelletier knows his contract has no real effect in the team and they are squeezing him just for fun. This is why flames management has had a really bad track record with retaining their talent. Kylington was spat on in much the same way. Not surprised he took his talents elsewhere.
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Remember when trudeau was listing all the canadian provinces and forgot alberta kwab go flames
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>>144053280
I biked across eastern canada. I'm fit as fuck. You post body
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>>144053319
remember when cuckdeau tried to shill for muh Ukraine and brought a Reich bro to Canadian parliament kwab go flames
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rubben the peanuts
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real pervert hours
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>>144053260
Seems rude
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>>144053319
lucky guy. i wish i could be pm and forget about alberta.
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>>144053369
In the sauna?
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>>144053382
i don't do any of these except 4.
and i wouldn't be with a woman who has issues with 4.
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>>144053408
based volcelbro
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#Alberta51
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>>144053332
Based trudeau knew
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>>144053408
How do I find a 4chan troll gf?
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>>144053455
i wish i knew, bud. i wish i knew.
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>>144053414
He’s saving himself for marriage like Crosby
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>>144053455
Lost my virginity in college to a girl who posted on /b/. She was BPD as hell
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>>144053506
>posted on /b/.
>She was BPD as hell
checks out
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>that one time /hoc/ transformed into a Gay Bar for a little bit on a late Wednesday morning
Weird; maybe I'll just come back after Sauna and Massage Time has ended;
>make sure to stretch, lads...
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>>144053319
Just like Obama’s 57 states
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>>144053324
How was your trip? I remember you posting about it during playoffs. Did you ever figure out your food situation?
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>>144053625
cope, teabagger
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>>144053598
kys raped faggot
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>>144053648
Good post
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>>144053648
GOOD MORNIN', STARSHINE

THE EARTH SAYS, "HELLO"

YOU TWINKLE ABOVE US

WE TWINKLE BELOW
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Chilly Easter evening of 2022
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trb once again wasted in the middle of a weekday. truly a beneficial member of society
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>>144053648
horrible thing to say.
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>>144053648
Upvoted
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Flamiacs are red
My islanders are blue
the retired due to injury burrito delivery driver was raped on the Easter of 22
KWAB go flames
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crazy to think this was 10 years ago already
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3Cbx3UD70
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>>144053761
is that the shootout meme game where lundpads was seething
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https://youtu.be/unpBkm33VSQ

also, lads, Curling's on.... the yootoob...
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do we have a chance?
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>>144053861
anime isn't real so probably
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>>144053861
It depends. Is Nigel Pinchberry suiting up for you guys?
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>>144053861
Probably not
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>>144053861
You might be able to squeak out a win against Japan but you’ll lose to Denmark and Norway. My money is on Denmark winning
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>>144053861
definitely not. norway is better. denmark is a lot better. should beat the japanese but it's not a gimme.
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what game are you watching on youtube tonight? might watch 98 stan lee game 6.
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>>144053598
Saunas are for socializing and recovering, not for gay sex
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>>144054013
I’m thinking of watching some of the 2023 Chicago Blackhawks run
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>>144054013
might watch that one thing about the summit series again
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>>144054013
1998 was a 4 game sweep ya dingbat
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>>144053861
Olys are fun and all, but Sheffield is in the CHL tourney, and I feel far more confident in Sheffield in CHL than I do in Britain in an oly tourney
>>144054014
if you say so, Nancy
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Shut the fuck up rapey
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>>144054064
nice
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>>144054032
99 i meant
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So Quebec dropped out of the expansion round that eventually went to Vegas because $500 million for expansion fees was too steep but now in 2024 Canadians think they'll get a team during the next expansion round when expansion fees will likely start at $2 billion?
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we don't talk about expansion here
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>>144054169
source? also, why am I hearing so much talk about expansion recently? did someone flip a switch?? I've seen a dozen articles recently published about that
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>>144054206
Him
Expansion is something that people keep talking about because it's clear the NHL MLB and NBA will all be expanding in the near future and in terms of the NHL you have multiple interested parties. Houston has been in talks for ages, Atlanta has 2 committees trying to get a team, and the Suns owner mentioned an interest in bring hockey back to Arizona. People talk about it because it'll be happening and the NHL knows it will. When? Who knows
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>>144054298
don't reply to him newfag
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>>144054298
The NHL can’t handle 36 teams, the talent pool is already stretched thin. If anything the league needs to contract to 24 teams
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>>144053648
>>144054064
Blessed posts
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>>144054298
N H L 2
H
L
2
>it's clear Gary needs a second tier
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>>144054354
forget the talent pool, think how long the season will be, it's already outlandishly lengthy
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Cindy Crosby will be taking orders from McGoatsy
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>>144053049
You're back
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>>144054454
There’s no reason summer hockey should exist. The season should be concluded by Memorial Day
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>>144053638
I has been fun as fuck thanks for asking. I feel like i've leaned a lot just passively biking through the land and talking with locals. For food i've just been eating granola bars and pigging out whenever I arrive a grocery stores. It was harder in Atlantic canada because it's much les populated. From Quebec on it's been pretty easy.
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Don’t care. Didn’t ask.
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>>144053419
#Quebec52
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>>144054485
Neat. What was the coolest thing you’ve seen?
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>>144054485
*Tosses a burrito in front of your path"
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>>144054298
The nhl just fucking expanded and can barely support 32 teams. they just had to put the coyotes on life support and one of their teams is going into next year without a name. this league is a sloppy mess and you think they're can afford to add more teams?
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>>144054624
It’s all a pyramid scheme
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>>144054485
based
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The mountains on the north/west shore of the St Laurence were really beautiful. I was on the south/east side in these little charming french villages and it was real nice looking at the mountains in the distance. Fredericton was also pretty cool.
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>>144054659
meant for
>>144054542
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>NHL2 POLICY NOTES:

>Ciites will be forbidden to formally name teams and will always go by the city of the arena they are located in
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>>144054169
gaybeck put up the 500 million and gary still turned them down
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>>144054672
Kys
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btw. can we talk about my alouettes? holy moly.
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>>144054496
Meant for
>>144054485
>>144054542
>>144054659
>>144054668
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>>144054659
Very cool
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>>144054775
>lost at home to toronto
frauds
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>>144054775
not even any games until Saturday, and I'll be more interested in the college ball that weekend
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>>144054815
>college ball
Kys homo wigger
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>>144054775
Stampies board im afraid
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>>144054822
no need to be unkind, connor
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>>144054801
trauma from fajardo's injury
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>>144053382
I do all these things and still have bitches on my dick
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>>144054835
a team just as shit as the fumes
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>>144054864
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>>144054847
>having a player named Fartnado
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>Imagine a methane cyclone is a tight, compacted funnel formation
A Fartnado, if you prefer...
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>>144054928
Fartnado is the kid that raped you ya fucking idiot
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Gary needs better interns
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Shut the FUCK up you raped idiot
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>>144055022
Gary needs his current interns to stop bitching about their internship, Intern
>are you even back from Summer Break yet? if so, go get me some coffee
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>>144055066
Meant for >>144055073
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>>144054624
>life support
The team didn't have a stadium and the reason it doesn't have a name is because the team didn't want to rush the branding. It sold for $1.2 billion dollars to a good ownership group. Cope.
>>144054454
The talent pool is the deepest it's ever been and that hasn't been a real excuse for any of the major leagues in years. The talent is at a level the NHL could have 40 teams and be absolutely fine
>>144055022
Fanatics is shit who knew, except everyone. MLB teams already could tell you about this as well
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>>144055066
Good post
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>>144055022
that actually sounds entirely reasonable and everyone should expect Utah to slowly roll its way in
>Seattle had YEARS to prepare, lads, while Phoenix bullshitted to the last fucking minute, leaving as we are
thx, Alex
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>>144055114
I remember seeing players compression shorts showing in fanatics pants. Why did Gary choose them?
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>>144055022
KWAB
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Gary's been on vacation for a couple of weeks and left Deputy Commissioner Bill "William" Daly in charge, but he doesn't like to go into the interns' room so they've been slacking.
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>>144055178
Why did every other league choose them. They're cheap. I'm pretty sure they were the only bid for either the NHL or MLB not sure which but it's expensive to do and they do it the cheapest
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>>144055114
>The talent pool is the deepest it's ever been and that hasn't been a real excuse for any of the major leagues in years.
what?
talent is weaker than ever thanks to the recent expansions
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>>144055243
>professional athletes in every sport are objectively the most athletic and skilled we've ever seen
>more money and research goes into sports medice, training regiments, and coaching then ever
>but the talent pool is actually SMALLER bro and couldn't handle more teams!
You're retarded.
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good mourning lads
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>>144055328
you're retarded have you seen how many absolutely shit players there are playing defense alone
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>>144055328
the pool of talent is not smaller, its weaker because there are more slots available allowing for shitter players to make rosters
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>>144055328
Since you seem to know a bit do you have 46 professional hockey players lying around? My team needs a few of them.
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One more 30 goal scorer for my Habs?
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>hockey players are better than ever!
>please just ignore that goatzky still holds all the single season records from playing in the 80s
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>NHL2


>because then, we'll have two of them...
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i hate trb so fucking much its unreal
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>linkin park had a countdown on their website that finished about an hour ago and people were excited to see what the announcement was
>when the countdown hit 0 it started counting back up
based carny move
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>>144055973
Aren’t they doing a reunion tour without Chester?
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>>144055973
everything from them is a money grab since chester croaked
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>>144055973
chris jericho definitely did this
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>>144056089
you claim to be the man of a thousand holds, but I counted and ya know about 60
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>>144056074
Sad but true
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>>144055328
Give me one good reason why players like colin blackwell have nhl jobs
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>>144055938
Don't we all
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>>144056346
Nice guy who works hard and does what the coach tells him? It's not like I was getting that spot
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Kirk Bros...

>On 6 September 2023, Kirk was placed on unconditional waivers by the Coyotes for the purposes of contract termination. It was subsequently announced that Kirk signed with Litvínov in the Czech Extraliga. Kirk had played previously as a left winger but found success as a goalscorer when moved to play as a center on Litvínov's third line. During the season Kirk would go on to play on the second and first lines, along with the team's powerplay unit. In the 2023 - 2024 playoffs, Kirk led Litvínov in both goals and points, taking them to the semi-finals for the first time since the 2014 - 2015 season. He ended the season breaking the record for most goals scored by a Litvínov player in the playoffs & eclipsed the top scorer in the playoffs over the last 3 years.
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>>144056415
colin blackwell is a garden knome
no reason he should be in the nhl
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>>144056457
HE WAS A CENTER OF NEW YORK (Rangers).
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>>144056059
true he's gonna be a hologram like tupac
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Chester was murdered by the deep state so was Chris Cornell
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>chris cornell
for me it's this https://youtu.be/IuUDRU9-HRk?si=BX9uA1ZZno7OcUgL
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>>144056902
Don’t forget avicii and Michael Jackson (latter had relations to 9/11)
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based mj called em out
https://youtu.be/t1pqi8vjTLY?si=SQxlHSdWV0348XfE
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Jack Hughes is an overrated fraud
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>>144056970
>Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me
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>>144057072
Agreed
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>>144057134
Nico Hischier is pretty shit too
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>>144057072
>makes the devils so much better when he plays
>devils look horrible without him
>somehow he’s an overrated fraud
Get the fuck outta here
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>>144057072
but he is very cute though
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Reddit is down bros...
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For me it's when Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty
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>>144057199
what's that?
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Jack hughes makes mitch marner look quiet and polite
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>>144057199
Why'd you out yourself as a reddit user?
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>>144057180
The devils are horrible with him
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>>144057180
>-12 despite 43 ev points
>team is better with him on the ice
lmao
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>>144057072
Name one non overrated American hockey player
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>>144057297
Phil Kessel
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>>144057297
Patty Kane
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>>144057161
Ok now you're being too obvious
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>>144057297
Mcavoy
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>>144057331
Nocupavoy
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>>144057297
Dustin Wolf
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>>144057297
Ryan Miller
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>>144057297
dustin brown the greatest american captain to lace up the skates
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>>144057544
what is this, planet retard?
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>>144057559
is it really his fault the rest of your countrymen suck?
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My Debbies are gonna win a cup with Hughes and Hischier and there's nothing you can do about it. HH
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>>144057575
what is this, planet retard?
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>>144057622
Your Anus?
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>>144057281
>devils looked amazing when Hughes played the full year
>terrible when he didn’t
Wow that’s a player who is valuable and not overrated. Retard.
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>>144057660
hughes missed four games in 2023
he missed twenty in 2024
that 16 games played difference makes up 31 points in the standings?
doubt
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My islanders fucking suck
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>>144057733
keep in mind they only got 2 points from 50% of the games that hughes played in 2024
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what kind of gravy am i supposed to use for poutine?
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>>144057875
brownest of gravies
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sold a GA fractured winterglass for 5 billy lol
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>>144057875
>Poutine gravy typically includes butter, flour, garlic and onion powder, and some kind of broth, like beef, chicken, or Worcestershire sauce. You can also add seasonings like apple cider vinegar, salt, and pepper.
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>>144055547
Okay
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>>144057913
>apple cider vinegar
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>>144058005
what does this have to do with single season records?
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>>144057733
Except Hughes looked like ass last season. Never recovered from that shoulder injury in November.
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>>144058058
yes, i agree hughes is overrated especially when you consider his tendency towards injury
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>>144058089
I still think he’s the factor for why the Devils go anywhere. And a good goalie and a defense that isn’t complete ass. But having Hughes healthy is their biggest question mark.

The hockey world needs him healthy.
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new jersey didntaskvils
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>>144058131
>I still think he’s the factor for why the Devils go anywhere
where did the devils go
>And a good goalie and a defense that isn’t complete ass
>and an entire team
wow great analysis stephen. you should be a hockey writer
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>The Calgary Flames are offering new jerseys to anyone who wants to return their Dillon Dube jersey in light of the Hockey Canada scandal
I thought he left for mental health reasons
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>>144058389
He did he's mentally healing in glorious Minsk
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>>144058389
who the hell would buy a dillon dube jersey
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>>144058408
>The Calgary Flames have decided that anyone who has purchased a Dillon Dube jersey can return it and get a new jersey at a reduced cost. While there likely aren't many Dube jerseys out there, the team is likely to eat the cost of anyone who wants their jersey replaced.
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i saw that baseball post you deleted, retard
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Having pork for dinner tonight bro's Gary BTFO
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>>144058389
Are they offering the same for kylington threads?
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>>144058005
imagine if instead of reposting poo tweets for attention, we killed them
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https://youtu.be/CwwKvSCxbDQ?si=zuYGk10H8DRkLb2G
>laffs
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>>144059062
zero cups
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>>144059496
Zero asks
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>>144058363
anon who gives a shit the Devils still need Jack Hughes healthy first and foremost. Read.
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>>144059531
>team needs their franchise player to play good
Trenchant insight bud
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>>144058005
Sakic, Jagr and Bure had to try to score goals while having defenseman holding and hooking them like a dog sled.

McMeme also plays in a league with 32 teams and 3 good goalies in that entire fucking league.
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>>144059551
Sakic, Jagr, Bure played against defencemen that couldn't skate backwards so the only way they could defend was by grabbing guys. Once you got past them you had all day to do what you wanted
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>>144059551
didnt stop mario from scoring
this guys need to git gud
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>>144059622
Wrong. Once you got past them, they grabbed you or slashed you or hooked you without getting penalized. And try getting in front of the net without getting crosschecked 15 times in the ribs during the dead puck era.
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>>144059642
It actually did. If today's rules would've been applied to Mario Lemieux's era he would've had 200+ points consistently.
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>>144059654
There were more power plays per game back then so they were eventually penalized, unlike today. The >snes had the most PPOs last year with 283. In 1992-93 the Flyers had the fewest with 399.

>>144059673
Lemieux was a PP babby that would get exposed by how stingy refs are these days.
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>>144059673
if it held back mario then these other guys are supreme shitters
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Good evening, cat ladies of hoc. Real cat lady hours are well underway, I see.
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>>144059723
Still not a single team from the 1990s that is in the top 25 of PP%. Which means that the penalty kill was allowed to play dirtier.
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>>144059766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga4VJSRtpiM

exhibition ladypuck
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Yeah, this song is dedicated (this is Good Charlotte)
To every kid who ever got picked last in gym class
(You know what I'm saying, this is for you)
To every kid who never had a date to no school dance (this is for you)
To everyone who's ever been called a freak (y'all know what I'm saying)
This is for you (what?)
Here we, here we go
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>>144059787
Or maybe those teams just didn't bother trying to git gud on the PP because they knew they would get another one in the next 5 minutes. You're also acting like Messier only suddenly became a dirtbag in the 90s and he (and the rest of the league) was a saint in the 80s.
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>>144059877
maybe the senators should try a bit harder then
lead in pp opps only to have an 18% convert rate
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>people aren't talking about what I wanna talk about waaaaaah
stfu
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jost got a job lads
>operation move out and get gf 2024 is back on the menu
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>>144059927
The Snes are just low talent jobbers, no different from the Hartford Whalers of old
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>So let me tell you about NHL hockey
>RIPS MASSIVE BONG HIT
>it's better now with half the teams having zero star players
>SLUGS DOWN LAST OF TEQUILA BOTTLE AND THE WORM TOO
>RIPS BONG HIT
>You're seeing the best NHL ever with literal who 1C's everywhere
>The GM's are often sub moron IQ's and that spells quality
>it'll be even better soon we'll have a lesbo commissioner
>RIPS HUGE LINE OF BLOW TO CELEBRATE
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>>144059944
Congratulations on your door dash application hopefully you have more luck delivering a burrito this time
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>>144059969
The top scoring centre by team in the 1997-98 season

>Steve Rucchin
>Jason Allison
>Mike Peca
>Andrew Cassels
>Keith Primeau
>Alexei Zhamnov
>Peter Forsberg
>Joe Nieuwendyk
>Steve Yzerman
>Doug Weight
>Dave Gagner
>Yanic Perrault
>Vincent Damphousse
>Bobby Holik
>Robert Reichel
>Wayne Gretzky
>Alexei Yashin
>Rod Brind'Amour
>Ron Francis
>Patrick Marleau
>Pierre Turgeon
>Daymond Langkow
>Mats Sundin
>Mark Messier
>Adam Oates
>Jeremy Roenick

How many real 1Cs do you see?
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>>144060056
30
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>>144060056
>Forsberg
>Allison
>Niewendyk
>Yzerman
>Brind'Amour
>Gretzky
>Francis
>Turgeon
>Oates
>Roenick
>Yashin
>Messier
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>>144060056
Steve Rucchin is the most significant non-goalie to come up through canadian clown college, right?
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You can buy 6 bananas for 1,50 cad and people are still going hungry in the streets. How is this even possible?
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>>144060056
1/3 HOFers, 1/3 good, 1/3 above literal who tier
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>>144060093
randy gregg
now list the number of 5 time champions from the ncaa
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>>144060066
Your vision needs to be checked because I didn't list 30 players because there wasn't 30 teams in the league back then

>>144060093
He's 90s Tyler Bozak so maybe. The other options are Dr. Randy Gregg and Mike Ridley.

>>144060125
>Dave Gagner is above literal who tier because... he fucked a woman and his kid got drafted top 10
>Bobby Holik is above literal who tier because... he got paid way too much in free agency so I can laugh at the >rags and >debbies at the same time
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>>144060112
They don't have that much after they buy heroin
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>>144060112
Banana allergies
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>>144060151
I included you bud your MY #1 center
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>>144060153
Why spend money on heroin when bananas are so cheap?
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Where's the lie?
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Prove you aren't an npc. Go outside and scream "I can't stop farting" at the top of your lungs. You won't, I'll be listening.
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>>144060131
>dryden
>anderson
>kunitz (honourable mention)
does it come as any surprise that all these guys are canadian
thanks for the free education yanks
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>>144060203
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>>144060207
I’m on the train
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>>144060207
>Prove you aren't an npc, do as you're told
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>>144060226
>free education
Then why are you so retarded? Checkmate, bestialist.
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>>144059867
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>144060207
my neighbor's teenage niece is out on their front porch and she said 'good evening sir' as i was walking back inside from walking my dog
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>>144060242
Even better kek
Are you are aren't you an npc
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>>144060248
>and he broke free of his chains
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>>144060261
So she thinks you’re an adult
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>>144060263
Are you or aren't you an npc
holy spelling
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What did you think of Laine’s message?
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Dougie Hamilton takes the Norris this season.
t. knower
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>>144060283
convoluted
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>>144060288
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>>144060302
He looks like the substitute teacher who just talks about sports in 50 minutes
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>>144059867
based
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>>144059944
Congrats bro! All your hard work paid off!
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me rn
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>>144060302
That's a man who knows his museums
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>>144059944
keep up the grind king. focus on yourself before you chase tail
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Evan Bouchard catches the aids from livestock and ruins alberta ranching forever.
t. knower
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>>144060346
kwab go flames
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>>144060288
How's the weather on planet retard?
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>>144060346
based he has aids like nyla
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on planet retard americans carry canadian teams to cups and win all international best on best tournaments
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Adam Fox becomes Chairman of the Fed and goys are banned from banks and the NHL.
t. knower
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>>144060384
Americans win the WJC
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Finally good wrestling is back been waiting since sunday
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>>144060395
ok, what does that have to do with best on best?
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>>144060384
> canadian teams to cups
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HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA
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watching nxt based uglyhot jacey
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Usa is pretty at all their sports it's kinda funny.
Baseball: many places are better
basketball: canada is better
football: who cares no one else plays and it's just gay rugby
hockey: russia canada better
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>>144060386
He needs to put his Harvard degree to use unlike killorn
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>>144060397
nxt was on last knight retard. unless... you're... no you can't be nvm
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>>144060439
I said good wrestling retard
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>>144052949
>>144053005
>>144053008
>>144053048
>>144053086
Nigga thinks he's Carey Price
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>canada is better
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>>144053174
No joke people in Montreal are actually more excited see Lane play this season than they were for Slafkovsky first season even though he's just a D man
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Cale Makar catches a deflected slapshot in the teeth and misses all of April
t. Knower
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>>144060444
>tranny fed
KWAB nice tarps in london bud
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>>144059969
lesbians know puck
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>>144060302
all my canesies bros hate dougie
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>prospect tournament doesn't start for another 2 weeks
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>tfw missed out on Reverse Retro 1.0 for Canadiens and now it cost over $400 on ebay
>Managed to find a Carey Price one at a random store for $150
Talk about luck fàms
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>>144060517
Based you got pics?
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>>144060510
eh, he had his moments, but I get that he was just a mercenary
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>>144060499
you'd know faggot
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>>144060490
Colorado would be so fucked. MacKinnon can’t drag the team past the first round without makar
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>>144060523
Going to pick it up tomorrow, I never taken pictures of any of my clothes
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>>144060545
of course i would. i see the constant embarrassments tiny endures daily
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>>144060546
makar is already regressing
le skate super fast mode doesnt last long
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>>144060447
The sad part is that the bruins might actually pay him that much. Without Swayman they’re guaranteed to miss playoffs
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Does Edmonton literally look like the last frontier to burger bros
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>>144060560
WRESTLEFAGGOTS OUT >>>/pw/ or >>>/lgbt/
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>>144060592
It reminds me of a frozen Texas
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>>144060523
It's basically this jersey I found for $150 at a store which is going for $300-$600 at ebay
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>>144060576
He was invisible during last playoffs. I don’t think he picked up a single point
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>>144060602
Southern Alberta has way more of a ranching cowboy identity
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>>144060619
he lead the team in playoff points but he was -3 second last on the team only ahead of sean walker who has 0 points
extremely exposed
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>>144060587
I honestly don't even see him as a generational goaltender either they should've just went after Askorov and sign Brandon Bussy.
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>>144060623
So has McDavid ever rode a horse?
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>Insider: Oilers & Leon Draisaitl "A Little Farther Apart" Than Originally Thought
It's so over.
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>>144060704
>yet another example of a player who deserves a raise is forced to fight for one because the league isnt making enough money
thank you gary
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>>144060736
Good goy
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A more serious answer to "why isn't he married?":
At the top, it can be lonely.
Sure you could probably take home a different woman every night, maybe even multiple women, but theres only so much of that until it starts leaving a bad taste in your mouth. (pun intended?)
When you're in that position, it's tough.
If you can find and be with someone you can really trust and love, when you have this vulnerability, this bullseye on your back, then that's something truly special.
The women you are usually surrounded with, are these socialite-types who clawed their way up to you and see you as conquest. Another notch in their bedpost (a quite notable one, at that), and if they really get their way- they can use you. They want the social status, the money, the lifestyle that comes along with it.
It's like you are royalty in a sense, a prince in black and gold. These women who prey upon you, lots of them just want to be made princess and have all that comes with it.
If Sid does get married, that pre-nup better be watertight. Which is sad. Because better yet, the lady he finds is someone he doesn't feel the need to make any legal agreements with lest she drains him of half of his millions if she were so inclined. If I were him, I'd have my guard up too.

Pray for him. Even if it seems like he 'has it all'...
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>Insider: Pacioretty to laffs is about wrapped up now
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>>144060674
Horses scare him
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>>144060757
Crosby knows that women are a distraction
He's focused on the game
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Mika Zibanajed is the leagues biggest power play babby



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