STARTS IN ~20 BINGS (18:00 CET)GET IN HEREhttps://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/draws/
I still don't understand the format, I thought they weren't gonna do groups
>>144069151each team plays against two random teams from each pothttps://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/028f-1b7f80216368-4c26e95cc15b-1000--uefa-club-competitions-2024-25-onwards-new-league-phase-/
>>144069136milan x real will happen
how will they rig it for maximum sports colonization (aka keeping thirdies watching EÜRØPÆN leagues)Will they go with the regular vardid (bonus: free globohomo) rigging, or spice it up?One things for sure, they VILL keep based east Germany down however they can
we cant lose blue banana bros
>>144069136in my country, we don't even know who this ishttps://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1829184199406039531
>>144069331but you live in Argentina, not Australia
>player one: ready
>>144069190wtf, where are man united?
>>144069419where are chelsea?
The new format is gay as hell boys.
>>144069136liverpool just bought a crackheadbased or cringe?
new format is kino, no more snooze like real x brugge 2 times in groups
>>144069455get over it, the group stage was boring and obsolete
So how many teams does the grup have?
>>144069440She looks cute.
>>144069151There are no groups, forget them. There is one big 'table' of 36 teams. But you only play a quarter of the teams in that. And the Seeding Pots - which is what you ae confusing with groups - are used to decide which teams you play against. SO, two teams from each seed POT, 8 opponents total for inital phase, only play each once (no home and away). Qualification is dependant upon where you finish up in Big Table (#1 - #36). And no groups. None. Nada. Zip Groups.
>>144069482all of them
cum on you arsenal
>>144069297POLAND is Central Europe's disgrace
>>144069488This sounds like absolute shit, but we'll have to wait and see if it actually is
>>144069491wait, madrid, city, and bayern are in the same group? talk about a group of death..
>>144069468>>144069331>>144069151eyes off thirdies
>>144069519please be nicer buddy
KINO EVROPEAN ANTHEM
>>144069519how's life in dusseldorf ?
>>144069519Im an honorary firstie therefore i get to watch kthanks
>>144069190imagine having a lower coefficient than energy drink fc
sex with opera lady
>>144069515its better for shitter teams desu - more games, longer still 'in it' - but given that you can basically lose the first 6, win the last two and still qualify.. yeah, its def. more cashgrab than contest.
opera singers like this one should be mercelessley throatfucked because they sound abhorrent
>>144069297No Turkish and Greek teams?
who /lesgrandequipes/ here?
>>144069533based af
>top 8 through to the last 16>last 8 spots for knockouts decided by playoff round>if you finish 9th you end up in the same playoff round as a team who finishes 24thThis semen slurping sport isn't for me
what an ugly as format
stream?
the anthem is cringe, even more so now that they've changed it a little bit
ZADOK THE TROON
>>144069512>Central Europe doesn't exist
Who we gonna get in champions league Yahnitedsisters?
>>144069559
>>144069567But If you finish 9th then you play the 24th, so you get an easier route
>>144069562I'd reach her semi-finals if you know what I mean
>>144069586these olympics were so much fun
>>144069533I live in Leipzig >>144069534Yes you do clean waterbro
>>144069586context? was she disqualified ?
>>144069586Why she seething?
>>144069518the chat in this vid is top kek
Barca brosWE ARE GONNA WIN THIS ONE
sex with reshmin
All this rigmarole, every fucking year jesus christ
>>144069567>if you finish 9th you end up in the same playoff round as a team who finishes 24thI'd imagine that round is at least seeded so if you did finish 9th, you would then be playing 24. But idk. Its also gonna lead to some careful position jockeying in the final game if so.
WARRA SLAG
4k stream with chathttps://www.youtube.com/live/QWkVqLmLOaQ
I don't get it It's too confusingThis format is going to ostracise POC
it's GiGi :)
They were so affraid of the super league they went full retard
>>144069518Citysisters DO NOT READ THAT CHAT!!!
>>144069608you can drink tap water in most cities in colombia. Who makes these meme maps ? >bach landbased
>buffon
lul why is this nigga here? never won a cl
>>144069609>>144069611She got 3rd place in her race, her "team mate" got 2nd place in her own race but got a lower time than her. She's seething because she believes it should've been her to qualify
sex with the Indian lady
>video not available in your cuntGod I hate being a third worlder
>buffoongoat
>>144069562I would have sex with her if you know what i mean
Use his proper name not a nickname, show some respect
>>144069651its like a lifetime award for actors who dint won an oscar
>>144069662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_oIWokeKEchere you go thirdie
>>144069661she's bangladeshi lul
>>144069671humiliation ritual then
NO ONE CARESSHITE
>>144069628That also means instead of playing 6 group games now, all playoff teams will end up playing TEN games (assuming the playoff is two legs) before the knockout stages. This is way too much.
>>144069652so it's a KWAB moment, KWAB
>>144069562>>144069586what a whore
>>144069678sexo with fat bangladeshi gilf
First name out of the pot: the great Manchester United!
>>144069641Top 8 goes through9th through 24 play an extra playoff round (9th vs 24th etc)25 and worse are out, no EL dropdownIts based because there are no dead games, If you get 1st you can only get 2nd place in the final, so you need to go all out every game
>>144069675My nigga
>>144069696DAS RITE
>>144069699yeah they took them out around january last year.
>>144069648>Can't readIt's on the mapclassic thirdie
Kama Sutra Sexo with the Pajeeta
Dibu>buffon
anyone can id the mics? they look so small
>>144069705>If you get 1st you can only get 2nd place in the final,???
i love you gigi but no one cares, the draw was supposed to start at 6 o'clock
the tnt sports stream on youtube is worth it just for the chatboc
is this new format just the Superleague that Real Madrid wanted, but with more filler teams?
>>144069696Shagged a Bangladeshi once and would do it again. Asked me to take the condom off halfway :')
>>144069686189 games total (v. 125 previous format)its also 144 games just to get rid of the worst 12 shitters.
>>144069686>Oh no more Champions League games th-think of the poor p-players!!Lol, if they die they die
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>zoomers don't remember ronaldo
tsu :)
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSUUUUUUU
>>144069748Was she from Sylhet by any chance? These whores are something else
OMG LOL BASED UEFATSUUUUUUUUUUUU
lmao is he gonna snob the award?
Clogwog would hang himself if he saw the TNT chat
seething dogs who can't drink their own water bowl INBOUND
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>144069750>slurp games are... LE GOOD!>MUH POPPENSHARTEN VS TOTTENHAM SHITSPURS!!
>>144069753you guys realize zoomers at this point are grown ass men right??
cristiano ΓUNALDU
enough of the fake GOATS debate messi vs ronaldoWho wins the real GOAT debate?
HE'S AN ASIAN PLAYER>HE'S AN ASIAN PLAYERHE'S AN ASIAN PLAYER>HE'S AN ASIAN PLAYERGET THAT NIGGA THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
tsuuuuuuuuuu
why did they use the Euros music for Ronaldo?
>they gave SIU a trophy that will be eventually given to someone elseKWAB
>tfw pissi comes back to varca and overtakes penaldo for the record top scorer lmao
I still don't know how the draw is supposed to work
>>144069662What are you doing on that flag Sanchez?
>>144069750Make those united losing to Galatasaray funny tbqh
Zesty nigga using Georgina's earrings
did he say whonaldo?
Why doesn't he say something? Did they just hire a doppleganger
ronnie
>>144069732This is the only real draw. The playoff route is a fixed route where you will end up on th opposite side of the bracket or your paired team (so 1st and 2nd, 3rd and 4th and so on)If you are 1st you can only face 2nd in the final, 3rd and 4rh in the semi and so on
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Haters absolutely positively BTFO. UEFA comes crawling back to daddy Cris, begging for his presence at their flop event. SAD
why are they talking to ceferin when the player is right there? like its their handler or smth
WHOnaldo?
>shitting on the saudisww3 imminent
hahahaha he just MOGGED tsunaldo on stage hahahahahaha
>>144069793you :3
Get on with it fuck
>remember i play Asian league too, its Champions League tooHoly cope KWAB
>>144069766Why Sylhet and what do they do?
anyone who thinks messi has had a better career than messi doesnt know football
noice earring luv
>>144069812ohwhy are they having all these draws then?
>>144069830(*/ω＼*)
>>144069766Could've been. Wasn't a prozzie though, just a girl I knew who thought Allah wouldn't have have seen it if she prayed directly afterwards, it was very strange
honestly don't think I've ever heard this cunt speak
da champioons!!xD
>>144069793marisa with reimus armpits
En españa no lo dan en abierto?
>>144069838cristiano KWABanaldo
>>144069845it's just plain impossible
Where is Ranieri desu?
>>144069753Isn't he in fortnite?
I think TSUUUUU will return
>>144069845>messi has had a better career than MessiSorry, but that's just trueMessi is WAY better than Messi.
>>144069852is shagging you haram?
Go on the Virgin Media livestream of the champions league draw, and look at the names of the people talking about Ronaldo and Messi.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMADRIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH MADRIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCHMADRIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCHMADRIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCHMADRIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCHMADRIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>144069847You can only draw 1 of 2 teams in those draws to prevent matchfixingSo if you're 1st you either get 7th or 8th
Ronaldo is only 7 years younger than BuffonWhy does he have baby smooth skin whilst Buffon looks like wrinkly ball sack?
Messi might be better but he also is the type who would call it 'soccer' CR7 deserves the edge just for calling it football
>like ketchup
>>144069628It’s a 50/50#24 will play against #9 or #10, the winner will then play vs #8 or #7 etc etcBut desu you couldn’t possibly handpick the bracket since the league standings are going to be very tight and fast changing till the very end
>>144069584croatbros look away
>>144069883ronaldo is only 1 year older than rooney..
people still watch football? damn... that's sad
Cristiano Ronaldo Welcome To Qarabağ Fc
Cristiano the type of guy to bring out the ketchup analogy
>ITSA MEE BUFFFONN>IA PLAYA BECOSA LOVA SOCCER>SINCA LONG TIME AGO>WOAH
>>144069883Cristiano was born in Africa, Black don't crack
Uh...Madridsissies...Ronaldo indirectly implied that Man Utd is bigger than Real Madrid...
listen goy, the format is better now because... IT JUST IS OKAY???
Why do you people watch this trashwhat's the point
jewfa is calling us retards ?
>>144069875Yeah it definitely would've been, no sex before marriage is allowed as she said and I'm not even circumcised which makes it more haram. She liked that though I think
>video showing everyone not understanding the new formatkek
holy shit it just keeps going
I cant watch it, post qts if they appear
jesus christ what is this cringe
Buffon's suit is like what fat people wear after they lose weight to show before vs after I thought Italians were good at fashion.
>>144069918No more dead groups which are decided after matchday 3 but every game matters because finishing as high as possible actually matters a lot
KINO
>>144069932very meta
SCRIPT MENTIONED
>pointless format>no GOATs playingIs the champions dead?
>>144069889>>144069904>literal translations of portuguese expressions that sound weird in EnglishCompletely atropelating the English language, with no survivors. Based low iq footballer moment.
>i-it's gonna be fine goys!
Instead of making a zany video how about just making the format easily understandable?
>let's all pretend we have 90 IQ
>>144069900Find me one sport other than football that give those emotions
and it's STILL going
L M A O
we need superliga so badly
>>144069883Buffon Has looked 50 since he was 17, that's more impressive.
>>144069951Gotta wait a few years for new ones
>zlatan humilation ritual
>>144069942Between Eurovision and UEFA, I'm 100% convinced continental Europeans are all aspergers
>Zlatancringe
LMAO IBRA OWNED
Holy cringe what the fuck
porn movie tier acting
good to see them taking the piss out of their shitty new format. respect the honesty
I just wanna be sure, none of you guys are enjoying this right? you're waiting for the draw? (pajeets and SEA dont answer or specify that you are a pajeet or SEA in your response)
>>144069883Botox
KWAB ZLATAN
I see CWC is gonna replace Champions as the kino competition.
kek
Why is Rúben speaking spanish?
Why does UEFA think anyone wants to see this shit?They literally hired a production team for this shit which NOBODY will remember 5 minutes later.Why waste your money and time for this?
>>144069923no idea desu since there are no groups
Just fucking start the freaking draw already
THE SUPER LIGA PRESIDENTE!
hahaha
LMAO
>>144069951Nah it's still very kino, especially without that rat midget and the rapist faggot
ok good one i guess
Perezbros....
Zlatan is so charismaticHow he do it?
MORE COMPETITIVE MATCHES
>CORPORATE GARBAGELmao based UEFA for being self-aware
fucking kek
>zlatan>buffonare they just getting everyone who never won CL?
at least this movie is somewhat funny, not like the globohomo slop in Paris
so all of these changes are here just so they can make more money. Understandable
>>144070005>Just fucking start the freaking draw alreadyisnt it 1 big league .... there isnt a draw
WHEN FAT LESBIAN DJ AND LAST SUPPER TABLEAUX?
kinda cringe zlatan
>GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT>MORE FOOTBALL
Maradonabros...
This is funnier than it has a right to be but get on with it please
i wonder how much they paid ibra
ok i smiled
>>144070003bruh they're drowning in moneythey don't know what to do with it
ok but I still don't understand the new format
LOLFootball is back.
Super league sisters, our response?
So the new format just got explained with "Don't worry about it"yea ok
>>144069996Portugal es España
SOVL
EL BICHO IS THERE
more competitive games against sturm gratz slovan crvena zvezda dinamo zagreb
>>144070041>paid
>YESH I HRAVE SPECHIAL PLASH IN MY HOUSHE
Ok, this was based.
I loved it, suck it up, chuds
>>144070051it's just a league, each team will face against 2 of each pot
>>144070003To grease a few hands and put some UEFA money into people's pockets. Think like an Italian construction tycoon that owns a Serie B team and dates a 18 year old Russian instagram model former prostitute
>THE SCRIPT literally mentionedyes yes
Wait, where's MY goat?
>this banterI can't. the cringe is too much.
jesus christ just draw already
always get this guy confused with claudio
>>144070037MORE MONEY
whats their iq?
Its ranieri :o
ronaldo pulling balls outits over lads he is washed up
>>144070077to the left of Ranieri on the stage
They ruined it by sucking themselves off afterwards
>>144070056I'm a Galecia supremacist
>>144070085its his evil twin
What's the secret for Ranieri to get younger and younger ?
>>144070060Kino clubs
>>144070084draw expected to happen est. 22:30 tho
>>144070084The event is about the corpo people not the cup.They're advertising themselfs for their career.
Wonder how much their suits cost
>MOOO TEAMS>MOOOOO MONEY
>>144070117Buffons suit looks awful, money doesn't buy style
povertyball is afraidthe rigging shall increase
Hang on Where's Fat "Ange Postecoglou"'s Spurs?
>ynr ranieri bringing out andrea bocelli in front of tens of thousands of retarded leicester fans who are too stupid to appreciate his music
>>144070114that only gives them 5 hours to explain it tho
>>144070117lmao are they all wearing the same one?
>mfw i dont give a fuck about the format change either way
So much waffling, just draw the damn teams
I wouldn't mind congratulating that host's Brests if you know what i mean
>(((computer software)))
>AI In charge nowholy rigging
>computer>at randomsure...
>>144070130hanging out with chelsea newcastle and man u
>GironaIsn't that LITERALLY Man City's owned? It's like they are playing with 2 teams.
>>144070142where can I find a gf like these ?
>>144070142Yid Army bros stand up
fake ballsTHE WEST HAS FVLLEN
>dw bro there wont be any computer rigging
thoughts on the bangladeshi girl on stage?46 btw
>source code not made publicYeah, its rigged alright
Aston Villaffs i was away most of last season i didnt realise they were in it
Dinamo vs Zvezda pls
>>144070161yesriggi cityini
God, this format is so soulless
Load ze zcript.exe
How the fuck is using computer software NOT rigged
>>144070161Yeah but uefa don't care
>RANDOM>RANDOM>RANDOMyup, its a fix
>>144070163be 6 feet tallcome to texas
>>144070152>>144070158>>144070159As if its impossible to rig with the balls
>>144070159c3, please
100% secure completely random pRNG saar, no seed numbers know, no numbers up my sleeve saaaar
>>144070181trvzt the code
What if someone hacks the software?You just know Florentino has hired the best 24/7 chink basement hackers to ensure easy draws for Real.
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>144070181I mean, people always said its fake. Even when they screw around with those balls.
>>144070169looks 46smells like 60 i guess
>>144070169hate when women wear this shit. disgusting.
>>144070161anon.... leipzig has a toro rosso team competing
>manualRIGGED>computerRIGGEDit's all so tiresome
>>144070169Old hag. Wouldn't
>>144070161>>144070183Quite the opposite, Ceferin has been in favour of multiple owned teams being able to play in Uefa competitions
>>144070171Cryptographic security isnt based on south code but mathematics
IstillDGI
This is over complicating the simple format.
>>144070054>Your team plays 8 other team, 2 from every pot, so you face top tiers teams and shitters, equitably> The team you face can't be from the same country as you, and you can face a maximum of 2 team from the same country.>the best performing team go to knock-outsit isn't that hard. i should try to do a quick python script about it.
HALA MADRID
>>144070194better to warm up some balls than just run rigging.exe
>>144070215>lifeRIGGEDglad you finally learned this lesson
>>144070199North Korean, Russina or Iranian. Chinese are trash
yeh this is a joke
only thing ill miss is the players being to retarded to open the balls
THIS IS SOOOOOOO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>144070226Just so they can have 4 more shitters in the CL
YOU DON'T NEED TO GO THROUGH TELLING US WHO IS IN EACH POT JUST DRAW THE TEAMS FFS
do we REALLY need little highlights for each team
Totally random goy trust us
Arse v Brest plz
sex with the Bangladeshi baby jirl
>>144070181why would they bother? to make Real Madrid play Inter and City instead of PSG and Dortmund?they all have to play 2 from each pot, there's no point.
What are these pot 1 teams?
>>144070228Enjoy these moments while Barça is down cause we will be back.After years of humiliations and constant slander and mockery we will return.This German coach who inflicted us the most embarrassing defeat in Europe has come to Barça to set things right.This is his way of apologizing for the evil he caused and avoid burning in hell for that awful sin against the best team in the world.He knows that it was an unnecessary abuse and will now avenge us and triumph over all the shit clubs that laughed at us.Madrid, Atletico, PSG, Bayern, Roma, Manutd, Frankfurt, Liverpool, Juventus... you will suffer.A new triplete shines in the horizon and we are the owners.And this time we won't take prisoners, we will humiliate rivals and return twice what they did to us.You will pay for kicking us down when we had our worst moment, you will apologize and you will kneel.You will also beg us to forgive all the slander against us, from Negreira, to the levers and Stamford Bridge, you will wish you had not posted those comments or shared those biased videos.We will score a goal for every uefalona post you made, we won't stop until every kid in the stadium can't cry no more.YOUWILLPAYVisca el Barça i visca Catalunya!
>>144070215football it's over ;_;
are the group games 1 game or away and home?
>>144070255uefa ranking +1 the previous winner
>>144070191I’m a manlet with enough dick>texasNo thanks
>>144070255football teams
DARWIN SIGHTING
as soon as the players arnt involved in rigging the draws anymore ronaldo is pulling the balls
>>144070247you have to remember this is all geared toward third worlders and zoomers who love all this shit
if you have to ask yourself why today>the answer is MONEY
Cristini Riggitini clicking the rigging button
>>144070265Paris is a city bro
>CR7's job is to press a buttonchrist almigthyget he's getting paid 6 figures for doing this too
>man shitty first team drawnRIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
give retardo a fake button to press
I'm on my way home from work so I can't see the draw. Who did we (United) get?
only way they could make this more rigged is it messi was pressing the button
LMAO WHAT IS THIS
REAL VS SPARTAREAL VS BRATISLAVA
based big button
>>144070277so is Leipzig thirdiebro
so fast
what the fuck is this
back to back sparta and slovan HOOOLY SHIT how competitive and interesting
>City first>it isn’t rigged LmaoMAN CITY VS INTERVS PSGVS JUVENTUS
lmao this shit its so rigged
What the fuck??????????????
>>1440702608 games2 teams in each pot (including your own)1 home and 1 away for each postcannot play a team from your country
There's literally nothing wrong with rigging sports
OOOOOOOOOOH
uau, he's really good at pushing the button
hahahahaha
Why is this guy speaking waitstaff?
>>144070298THIS SEEMS RANDOM AND FAIR!
WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>3 good teams at most and the rest are shittersgreat "format"
REAL VS SPARTASPARTA VS INTER
this shit is so funny
lmao poor inter got the short end of the stick again
>>144070277sorry
I thought I had understood, but I’m visibly 90 iq
Lmao everyone in the live chat is saying rigged
Is Ronaldo gonna push the button 36 times?
GET FUCKED BARCA!
football is killed, only Florentino can save it
>easy draw for arsenal >againgot to let monkayo blaka stat pad some more
this is awful im out lads
>>144070260there are no groupseverybodies games are going to be against different teams - no-one will have the same 8 opponents
>Buyern gets the VIP carpetHow do you say rigged in Deutsh?
Barcasisters....
hmm yes, the draw
BARCA VS BAYERN
bayern with the easiest fucking schedule possible
LMAO CRISTIANO IS PISSE HE HAS TO PUSH A STUPID BUTTON AT LEAST 20 TIMES AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHE WANTED TO PICK TEH BALLS
BUYERN VS VARCELONA BUYERN VS VARCELONA BUYERN VS VARCELONA
>Aston Villa vs Bayern Munichyeah, I'm thinking epic
Ronaldo's going to be the "button man" for the next 40 years isn't he
>>144070350every team has to face 2 teams from each pot. what else is there to know? nothing.
>bayer monkegigi pls
poor little energy drink
poor red bull
>>144070359what chat
My GOAT is a button pusher...
hard stuff for Leipzig
HOLY LEIPZIG
riz leizpig
>cannot have madrid in your name because they'll think you're real's b-teamhumiliation ritual
>Leipzig at HomeThank Ye Jeezus
toughest fixtures so far for Leipzig
>>144070398I do understand. I’m just shitposting
LMAOIMAGINE HAVING TO PUSH A RETARD BUTTON FOR NO REASON
lmao borussia
>Ronaldo is just like me when my dad asks me to see whats wrong with the TV
>>144070409the one of the virgin media stream
RIP leipziggers
>watching the draw with my dad>he's too stupid to understand it so he called it woke doesn't even make sense
once against rigged against Eastern Germany
My energy drink just blew the fuck out of my room?
inter got fucked the hardest, with bayer and arsenal from pot 2
Where were you when CL was kill?
Ronaldo is clearly getting annoyed at this button gimmick kek
>>144070420based
Good job UEFA.You just needed to develop a fucking calculator for this, and you proceeded to make it fully automated and thus fully untrustworthy.
>Borussia - CelticKINO
barça rigged it
>dortmund get two spanish teams and then just a load of shitfucking hell
>>144070435every dad ever
if dormund dont finish top 8 with these 8 games they will be forever regarded as the ultimate chokesters
>JUST PRESS THE BUTTON CRISTIANO
Am I the only one who thinks this format is kino?
so it's basically one big league of teams who aren't all playing each other.almost like it's designed to acclimatise you to simply being content with "big teams playing each other" independent of actual meaningful tournament format or context. 30 years time, it'll just be season long random friendlies between these teams
It's joever Varcasisters
not a lot of diversity in that crowd
>MADRID-LIVERPOOLKINO
damn real is rough
HAHAHAHA
holy shit Realthey will worm their way out of it anyway
>>144070469It started good, let's see if it ends good too.
the fuck is this
>Brest to fucking camp nou.kek
WTF REALBROS, IT'S OVER
>>144070435He was talking about CR7 who looks hella gayand probably about how pressing a button is very safe and retarded
CR7 Lucky?WHAT THE FUCK THEY HAVE 6 FREE GAMES
>>144070469wait until it begins before you decide that
actually really tough schedule for real
>Liverpool and meme teamsrigged
brest doesnt even have a home ground
madrid bros, it's so over
>>144070469me too
Easy for us Madridbros, only have to beat our son Liverpool once again>>144070493>>144070502>>144070519? Dortmund, Milan and Atalanta are all shit this season do you even watch football only one that can compete us is Liverpool and only because they play at home
not easy for Liverpool
>>144070469I think it's going to be great for small teams.They will have a chance to get to the 2nd phase and also host or play with incredible teams.ABSOLUT CINEMA about to happen every year
Ok, Liverpool is winning this one.
>>144070519No if we win.
>piss eee geeee
>Liverpool>Milan It’s over for Real Mad
>PSGkek
>PSGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
THAT PSG DRAW LMAO
Holy shit, PSG is crooked lmao
This draw is gay
>psgThey are gonna embarrass themselves lol
pool got a rock hard group there
psgsisters...
>Real Madrid wanst to get out and make Super League>Gets more difficult path>Barcelona wants to get out too and make Super League>Gets easier pathhmmm....
>>144070472>so it's basically one big league of teams who aren't all playing each other.basically every team is playing near a quarter of the entire competition. BUT no-one is all playing the same teams.
i still dont get it bros
just realised before only 3 teams would get to play real madrid now like 7 different teams will play them either home or away not bothit could be quite good
Piss G check didn't clear.
Ok, this is kino draw
PSG got the hardest draw for sure
UAEtards BTFO'd
LMAOOOOOOO PISS SHIT GAY are actually gonna do it they are gonna get knocked out in a competiton whos format change in order to be more difficult for them to get knocked out
PSG, that's tough. UEFA really hates PSG for some reason, I wonder what happened between them.
>Europa League and Conference League has the exact same formatmore of this kino autism tomorrow
>We promised you big gamesGee, it's almost as it it was the entire point of the new format
IT'S FUCKING OVER PARISBROScursed by perennial CL choker Buffon too
>>144070569Its like NFL, two leagues before the playoffs. 8 matches
PSG put down like dogs, thank you based Cristiano
why is there a woman
it was fine the way it was
Are we going to ignore that there’s a Real Madrid vs Barcelona? Or I didn’t see it right?
what pot 2 I thought this was it
>moors still mad that Napoleon burned their shit down 200 years ago and never got revenge
>>144070610eye candy
I like the part where ronaldo pushes the button and says nothing.
>>144070601difference is that they play 6 six games instead of 8
>>144070614anon...
is this jungle they are using? pretty based
>>144070560let's go
>>144070614there cant bechange channels
>>144070599nasser khelaifi, probablyvery unlikeable person, even to soulless UEFA
Arsebros we'll take inter and PSG from pot 1, very decent
HUMILLIATION RITUAL
>>144070622*tsuuu's internally*
PSG, niceBarca, DOUBLE NICE
>>144070613m0n1luhttps://www.instagram.com/m0n1lu/
ARE >WE HAVING FUN LADS?
>>144070569There are 4 pots ordered by the club coefficient.....Ah fuck itYou have the 36 teams split into groups of 4 by their skill level. Each team will play 2 matches with 2 teams from each of the tier (8 in total). Top 8 goes to R16, 9th to 24th goes to playoff for the remaining 8 spots. Rest stays the same
>>144070626Only conferenceEuropa still play 8
>Real Madrid>hard run
>>144070616ITS *NOT* GROUPS!EVERYBODY PLAYS DIFFERENT TEAMS!!!
>>144070638they fucking deserve it lmao
>>144070636he litteraly sucked UEFA's balls by denouncing the super league right away.
>have to wait till pot 4>Lot of games will be decided by thenJust draw Villa so I can turn this off
MAN CITY WON THIS
the one thing I don't get is why does Buffon pick the ball? they're gonna do all of them by computer anyway..
>>144070638>gropers of girona
for me it's leverkusen
>AtalantaKWAB
>drew Bayern and Dortmunddamn, we avoided Leverkusen and Stuttgart from pot 2 and 4, nice
>>144070654yeah my bad, i knew one had less
Why is he saying "GG"?This isn't esports.
BorussiaLiepzigAtalanta>CELTIChappy so far lads desu
>>144070638>el cholo
>>144070638HAHAHAHA
>>144070616dumb mexicuntWe know who all POT 1 teams will play.We don't know the Pot 2 vs Pot 2 games, Pot 2 vs Pot 3 games, The Pot 2 vs Pot 4 games, Pot 3 vs Pot 3 Games, Pot 3 vs Pot 4 games or Pot 4 vs Pot 4 games
computer generated draw is taking more time than traditional hot and cold ball draw, what's the point of this?
>>144070673hey fren, hope your good
Yidbros... where's Spurs......
I had no idea wtf was going on when I played FM24 after not really paying attention to football for a decade and there was suddenly this new format for the CL.It seems unecessarily complicated but I never actually looked at the rules, just kind of went with it.What is the reasoning behind it and what are the chances of it being TOTAL SEMEN SLURP?bonus funny regen pic>Molo Chudeau
humilliation ritual for brugge
Bruggebros...
unitedbros whens the europa league draw...
>>144070638inb4 they win it all
this is all utterly pointless. we're not being enlightened with any single Ronaldo button push. it's too many opponents for each team to be able to judge who's got a "good" or "bad draw. at the end of this rigmarole you'll be none the wiser who's playing who, when and why
>>144070682>+ Brugge at Homeholyfuck, we are qualifying from this shit
what's the realistic cutoff to make the playoffs?you need to be at worst 24/36 across 8 games, so like 10 points?Atalanta should manage that with this draw
>>144070699will fm 25 kill the franchise?
The best change this year lads?No UCL > EL > CL relegation.If you're out, you're out of everything and fuck you.
What ethnicity is the women?ugly bitch
LMAO the leverkusen guys know they are cooked too
LEVERKUSEN 101% GOING TO LOSE
>>144070699>crawwwling iiin my skiiiin
Xabibros not looking good
>>144070673I'd lever her kusen iykwim
>Alonso back at Anfield kino alert
could be hard for the gunners
>>144069547No, it's better for top teams. No more "oops you had the group of death" early exits. Top teams will all qualify for the round of 16 at least. It's a play to maximize big names post-new years
>>144070718>unskippable female teams managementyes
>>144070714you only losing 12 teams to get to the first playoffrealistically, 6 points will do it
>>144070722pakistani
>>144070722Bangladeshi
>>144070681
Wheres Spuds atArent they s top 6 club
>Arsenal will get out with that group
>>144070716damn............
>Liverpool play Madrid Tell me how this isn't rigged?
>benfica
>>144070699it's not slurp actuallybut the round of 8 is gonna be the same teams anyway
KWABenfica
>>144070741then, its better for both desuI'm liking it so far, albeit bit confuse
>>144070747she's not pakistani you bastardPakistan and Bangladesh are EXTREMELY different.Pakistan much whiter.
>>144070757it's not an group THOUGH
Madrid vs Milan is gonna be kino
JEWWWWVENTUS
>>144070699>What is the reasoning behind itmore matches and more big matches = more money>what are the chances of it being TOTAL SEMEN SLURP?pretty low, it removes dud groups like the ones Porto always seemed to be drawn into and makes it more difficult for top teams, that can't just draw three shitters and walk the group
This woman keeps taking jabs at Ronaldo. I think she wants attention
>is it old age?uhh ronaldosisters????
>>144070716Noooooo! you cant post ai generated women without consent.
>>144070747Absolutely halal (for my dick)
>>144070741PSG aren't making it
>>144070787Even with tattoos you can see that bitch's self harm scars
Bufón should press the ButónThis is pointless
>>144070825I'd cut myself too if I was a girl and had to grow up in a muslim household
It's incredible the ammount of sub saharah iq itt who cannot comprehend basic shit
>>144070807It's because she knows he is bored and pressing the button early to speed things up
>>144070747wowzers
>>144070744really? 6 seems kinda low to be in the top 66%any FM fag that can attest to that?
who rigged this for motta mafia
#RISPEC
>the shitty small talkdear oh dear
>>144070699thanks for reminding me to make a /trb/ thread
>>144070787who is whiter out of pakistan, nepal, india, and sri wanka?
>>144070844I'm just hyped for the big matches, I will learn the format later, but I understand a little, the pots help.
>>144070747ZAMN pajeetas look like THAT?
This PSG draw is all I need to know this shit is rigged
>>144070851mathemathicians said you need 7,6 points to get in, so 2 victories and 2 draws are enough
>two away days in milandayum we classy nigguh frfr
will sporting cp will play young boys for the memes?
>>144070824they can finish 24th out of 36. it's very hard to be eliminated in this first stage.
Need Slovan and Sparta here and we get top 8
>>144070871This but dortmund instead
>>1440708516 is not guaranteed, but certainly possibleno way in fuck youd need double figurestheres a lot of shitters that'll sink, and stay there.
>>144070877I wonder who will be the first team to qualified with 8 draws
>>144070871They were rigged against last year but the dortmund ref took a back room payment direct from the sheik
>>144070894this but buyern instead
>>144070877>mathemathicianskek yeah because you need a fucking PhD and career in number theory to run statistics any 13 year old can compute
enough with this small talk god damn
what was the AC Milan run?
Where old boys?
YANGBOIS
>>144070884No cp this time
>young boys play lil
>>144070909Rent free
are young boys called the equivalent of young boys in swiss german like how red star belgrade become crveda zvezda or are they "Young Boys" in Switzerland too?
>>144070862Where is /trb/ these days?
>>144070932in prison
>Lille Home>PSV awayCould have been better still expect at least 4 points from those
>>144070870no shes half white half black
>no zvezda dinamoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is there literally any advantage of being in pot 1 then?seems like everything is practically equal, no?
>>144070954the temporarily moves to /vst/ because threads kept getting covered during the olympics. Probably might be back for FM25
>>144070952no that is their real name. young boys.
I think it must be interesting to represent your club in such an event, a button press decides so much of your travel for the next year
>>144070948>no young boy's brest :'(
>BuffonHe has never won a CL. Why is he invited here? Could they get nobody else?
>>144070974no, it is just for organizing the different seedings
>>144070970hairy butthole...
>>144069562Moar.
>>144070974it's to ensure that every team gets opponents from everywhere across the power scale
Celtic has a doable draw
>>144070989Should have got Dennis Mortimer to do it
>>144070974being in pot 1 means you only get to play against another 1 pot teameverybody else plays against 2
Yuck, the irish rigged yet another one.
>Celtic Hardly a proper Euro fixture
lots of teams in early 20th century were named "old boys" because of british boarding school and college slang so they pulled a switcheroo and starting calling themselves young boys
>>144071034no you play TWO teams in every pot INCLUDING your own
Sporting Child WHAT?
ah ah ah, Buffon saying Sporting Lisbon
>Young Boys>Sporting CP.
THE MATCHES KEEP ON CUMING BOYS
gotta be 9 points here, surely
>Sporting LisboaJust read what the cards say Buffon, why is he so autistic?
>>144071062its glasgover...
>>144071062
>>144071063have fun with it
Whats the point of this pot 4 now? The games are already set, the draw is over right?
Did Cristiano ever say which was his childhood team?
>>144071030>>144071062a VERY doable draw, yup>No Excuses
i’m so confused on how this is working
>Drum n Bass tune
This format is kinda based, ngl
>>144071083they have to play each other too. 2 opponents each.
>The mighty Breast FC
>>144071062And out of the round of 16 in the 1st game kek
>>144071080kek
>>144071083Need the pot 4 Vs pot 4 games
>>144071083They don't know the opponents from their own pot
>>144071063Autism would be reading exactly what is printed on the piece of paper instead of calling them by the name that normies know to be fair.
>>144071092pretty based
>Ronaldo tapping in the button while the other do all the workWhat did they mean by this?
>>144071080>>144071103fuck off :)
>>144071101Oh thats right
>>144071059>brest
>>144071080lmao
>>144071084never. I don't think he has one. he doesn't like to watch football. in fact, I think he never watched a football match in his life.
not looking so good gironabros...
i like bologna
>City HLoss>Leipzig ACheeky win>Arseanal HDraw>Brugge AWin>Lille HWin>PSV ADraw>Bologna HWin>Sturm AWinWe can realistically get top 8 with this draw
Gironabros, is it over?
>Hosting Madridbased for brestlads
>BRATislava
>Messi nowhere to be seen on UEFA's biggest stageWhat did they mean by this?
>>144071119Come on, you're not expecting much
>>144071147yesnewcastlebros is it over?
>>144071034No, there is 9 teams per pot. Every team plays vs 2 teams of each pot. (8 matches; 4 home, 4 away)
>>144071146dont worry >we are getting a draw with city this time
>>144071155looking at their fixtures theyre gonna get corrected
poor lads from the south
>>144071163Messi belongs to /copalib/ now
>>144071147I was so excited about Girona's overachieving until I found out they were just a Qatar oil money backed feeder club for Man Shitty.
>>144071147Unless they can tie with the 1st 6 opponents
>>144071179Nah but realistically thats the only sure loss
GROUP OF DEATH??
>>144071201Madrid's
>>144071201Games of death or rivals of death
baka Cristiano really got an erection during the CL anthem.
>>144071201Leipzigs draw
citybros we're winning this shitunitedbros and chelseabros its over for us
>here's your champions league bro
>>144071114Classic Penaldo!
Well it's going to be a rough road for the Villans, but we have 8 matches confirmed, let's aim for 10
>>144071201PSG's games.
What did Ronaldo just say? KEK
>>144071223>LIGA PROFESIONAL
>>144071223We were ahead of our time...
>>144071223you need a degree to understand this shit
>>144071201PSG
CAN SOMEONE JUST FUCKING DO A GREENTEXT EXPLAINING THIS FORMAT PLEASE.
>>144071165yeahnah, qualification to next round playoff would have been great in adavncae of the draw. But looking at that? I'd be demanding it now.
PSG, Bayern and Dortmund got the best draws, entertainment-wise.
>>144071264IT'S A LEAGUEA CHAMPIONSLEAGUE
NEW THREAD>>144071049>>144071049GET IN HERE>>144071049>>144071049
I thought /sp/ was an intellectual board but this new format has really exposed you cunts.Think I'll reserve my 'chan posting to /sci/ and /lit/ lest you morons drag me down to your level.Au revoir.
they are psychologically setting us up for a league stage of 16 matches. eventually they will change it to face 2 from each pot, home and away.domestic leagues to become smaller (30 matchdays tops) to make room in the calendar.I give it 2 years in this format.
>>144071264THERE ARE NO MORE GROUPSLOOK TO THE SKIES
>>144071264>You play 8 games>4 home 4 away>Standard 4 pot draw>You play one club from your pot and two from every other
>>144071264>36 teams>Each team plays 2 teams from each pot, 1 home and 1 away for a total of 8 games>top 8 advance to last 16>9th to 26th (or 24th i dunno) play eachother>whoever wins joins the last 16
>>144071264>there's no groups>each team plays against a random group from the entire pool of teams>they get points as if they were playing in a group stage>they all get compared in a huge table with those points>top clubs at the end get to skip part of the play offs, bottom clubs are kill
>>144071296>intellectual board>/lit/
>>144071314>You play one club from your pot and two from every otherTwo from your pot actually
>>144071343was gonna post the same thing kek
>>144071223>Euros doing what latinx have been doing for ages with their aperutra and clausura
>>144071445Anon, I...
>>144069151No
