International break SOON sub-edition>Sat 31 Aug 202412:30: Arsenal v Brighton15:00: Brentford v Southampton15:00: Everton v Bournemouth15:00: Ipswich v Fulham15:00: Leicester v Aston Villa15:00: Nottm. Forest v Wolves17:30: West Ham v Man City>Sun 1 Sep 202413:30: Chelsea v Crystal Palace13:30: Newcastle v Spurs16:00: Man Utd v Liverpool
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Dude when's the Super League starting? Shit's gonna be lit af nigga
>H loss>H win>H loss>H loss>H loss>H loss>H loss>H win>Draw>H lossNot a good weekend for playing at home.
>40 post match thread>lost 2-1 to Servette in a UEFA Conference league qualifier legThis is the lowest of lows for Boehly's Bottlers
Dave carrying on his mental breakdown in this thread. Sad.
>>144076388Where does this rank on the list of European humiliations of English clubs? I'll put it at Zalaegerzeg-tier
>>144076453Not that high because Chelshit are simply a midtable club with a bit of money like Poocastle
Whoops, didn't realise there was already a thread. Head over there and report my thread. I'll take the hit.>>144076392>>144076392>>144076392
>>144076378especially if you're Chelshit
>>144076492Think you might be retarded lad, this thread was clearly made before yours.
>>144076492This thread was made before your shit gimmick attempt thread. We're not blind.
>>144076378I'd take this.
>>144076174never lol
Is dave a janny? This is basically spam and he says things that make me think he has access to userids
Brighton just bought another teenager
>the coom autist is still going with his gimmickAbsolutely incredible levels of autism
>>144076581funny thing is he thinks he can bump his own thread kek.
>>144076576Would not surprise me
>Anyone selling shit shirts?
>>144076588IIRC you can bump a thread as OP after the first 5 replies
>>144076612Oh. Nvm then.
>Chelsea have enquired about the availability of Benfica's 22-year-old Portuguese defender Tomas AraujoLol bet they have after tonight.
>>144076624Still hilarious he's even going to these lengths when someone did exactly what he did and he couldn't cope. This thread had 4 replies before he even made his, kek.
>>144076600top kek
>>144076645Shows who the sadder cunt is IMO
Is this real lifeIs this just fantasy
Heard Liverpool is interested in FC Porro's Alan VarelaOk player, but not 70M euros ok. You are getting scammed
>>144076721incredible this happenedanything similar with oli burke
>>144076707>he's actually making multiple replies to himself in his own threadKek. What a fucking sadact.
>>144076149this august-october period feels like a giant slog, when things finally start getting interesting in the league it immediately gets interrupted by a pointless international break
>>144076739>Burke scored his first goal for Bremen on 13 August 2022, netting late to secure a 2–2 draw with VfB Stuttgart. A week later, he scored the decisive goal in a dramatic, come-from-behind 3–2 win at Borussia Dortmund.Lmao that must be fucking nice.No pressure because youre on loan. Just there to make an impact every now and then.
>>144076721Based McBURNie (cos he's sunburned af haha)
>>144076794burke joined them permanently, it was millwall & birmingham where he went on loan to do as you say:>After making two appearances for Bremen in August 2023, Burke again returned to the EFL Championship on 1 September, the last day of the transfer window, when he signed for Birmingham City on loan for the 2023–24 season. He failed to scored in 23 appearances in all competitions, of which half were as a starter, and played hardly at all in the second half of the season, partly due to injury, as Birmingham were relegated.
Halo
>Sofyan Amrabat to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Deal in place between the two clubs.>Fiorentina to receive €2m loan fee, €13m obligation to buy and €3m add-ons.>Four year contract for Amrabat, travel and private flight booked
>>144076904How come all the random players i sort of like go to Fener and Besiktas? Saw Immobile and some other players had too
Final night of rumours:Arsenal are weighing up moves for Chelsea's 29-year-old English forward Raheem Sterling or Bayern Munich's French winger Kingsley Coman, 28, having been approached about both in the final two days of the transfer window. (Independent)>Newcastle are set to walk away from their long-running pursuit of England defender Marc Guehi, 24, after growing tired of negotiating with Crystal Palace. (Sky Sports)England and Brentford striker Ivan Toney, 28, is facing the prospect of being left in limbo with time running out on a mega transfer. (Mirror)>Saudi Arabian side Al-Ahli are optimistic of signing Napoli's Victor Osimhen, 25, dealing a blow to Chelsea's hopes of signing the Nigeria striker. (Talksport)Liverpool have rejected a cash plus player offer from Nottingham Forest for their 25-year-old Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher. (Athletic)>Chelsea are edging closer to a deal for England winger Jadon Sancho, 24, but have informed Manchester United of two conditions needed for them to take him off their hands. (Teamtalk)Ipswich are considering a move for 26-year-old French striker Odsonne Edouard of Crystal Palace after a loan deal for Chelsea and Albania forward Armando Broja, 22, fell through. (Standard)>Fulham will not sign Newcastle's 30-year-old Paraguay midfielder Miguel Almiron. (Mail)West Ham's French defender Kurt Zouma, 29, has completed his medical and is close to finalising an initial loan move to Saudi Pro League side Al-Orouba. (Sky Sports)
>>144076739>>144076794as a blade, mcburnie was at times just not at it but more often had game changing performancesoli burke, by contrast, is a non-footballer.
>>144076955>Chelsea have enquired about the availability of Benfica's 22-year-old Portuguese defender Tomas Araujo. (Mirror)Scotland midfielder Billy Gilmour, 23, is now unlikely to move to Napoli this summer after new Brighton midfielder Matt O’Riley was confirmed to have suffered a serious injury on the Dane's debut. (Telegraph)>Brighton have submitted a £17m offer to Nordsjaelland for their 19-year-old Danish striker Conrad Harder.Fulham are exploring a late move to sign Lille and Kosovo winger Edon Zhegrova, 25, before the transfer window closes. (Football Insider)>Ipswich's English defender George Edmundson, 27, has emerged as an option to resolve Middlesbrough's availability crisis at centre-back. (Yorkshire Post)Leeds United are the verge of signing Swiss full-back Isaac Schmidt, 24, from FC St Gallen. (Sky Sport Germany)>Hull have launched a new bid for Norwich City's 21-year-old English winger Abu Kamara. (Eastern Daily Press)Meanwhile, Hull are trying to sign Coventry's Jamaica international playmaker Kasey Palmer, 27, before Friday night's 11pm deadline. (Coventry Telegraph)>QPR are set to sign 22-year-old Scottish right-back Harrison Ashby on loan from Newcastle. (West London Sport)Also>the state of ChiesaWhat a fanny. Perfect for Liverpool then.
Chiesa's redemption will humble all you motherfuckers who ever thought Kane was better than Vardy.Liverpool will win the league and Klopp will be exposed as the fraud he always was. But you will all be too blind to accept.
Sanchout anytime soon
>>144077042negotiations stalling due to his wages and footballing ability
>>144077042He's going to run out his contract and you're FINNA like it.>>144077034Kane is objectively a better striker than Vardy. The issue is Kane has been cursed by a leprechaun for betraying the Emerald Isle and is thus unable to win any (proper) trophy. Still HOWLING at people thinking his first trophy was the preseason trophy won with Bayern and forgetting the Audi Cup.
>>144076645Funny thing is I made the last thread just before him with a Brighton slag instead of a Utd one just to wind him up.
>i made a thread to wind up myself in order to pretend a gimmick i created isn't me
>>144076156
OP here we're in other thread I admit defeat>>144076392>>144076392>>144076392>>144076392>>144076392
>Juventus have pulled out of the race for Jadon Sancho
>>144077178Nah
This is the thread
>>144077178Give it a rest lad, you had a good run
>>144077142Imagine believing someone would care this much about a general on a board on 4chan
cor he's going to post the same pictures again because he's mad that his thread isn't being posted in.
>>144077251Would you rather he spammed pictures of people taking shits and or shits in bowls like he did last time?
>>144077262>ozilnow that was a player
>>144077251does he like or at least feel neutrality towards any club besides United>hurr chelshit>hurr arseanal>hurr scourserats>hurr saudis and newcastle>hurr villa>hurr championship shittersmaybe he is secretly a Nottingham plastic or something
>>144077271rather he just went to the containment thread. honestly he posts more about arsenal than the arsenal general. but yeah i guess it's better than that.
Dave having a meltie
>>144077178You are fucking embarrassing, lad.>>144077187LOL
>>144077142OP is a schizo
>>144077305doubt he even likes united lol, it's just he gets (you)s for pretending to be a united fan and gets (you)s for rotating through the clubs to laugh at.
Thank you Brighton for mind breaking Dave on only the second match week
>>144077305Just like Goldbridge!
>>144076955>Arsenal are weighing up moves for Chelsea's 29-year-old English forward Raheem Sterling or Bayern Munich's French winger Kingsley Coman, 28, having been approached about both in the final two days of the transfer window. (Independent)Arsenal are very kind to give Boehly a life boat
>>144077435I only see Englishmen
Thread autist had been taking so many Ls lately so its nice to finally see him take one little w while nothing is going on
Merry Deadline Day!
>>144077508Didn't that sad cunt say he was leaving at the end of last season and kept trying to get people to beg him to stay?
>>144077508Thread autist was making /epl/ threads?
>>144077584He was putting /epl/ into the subject of the match threads
>>144077551That was matchthread OP.
>>144077617That's not autist. The autist is the one who puts the stakes in the OP.
>>144077551>>144077584You never truly leave when you're such an unredeemable speck of dirt such as the dreaded threadautist
bought for £40msold for £500kthis has to be top 10 flops of all time
>>144077729ah yeh but he played alright in that preseason match i cant remember which one though
>>144076980why another striker?
Don't talk about Chelsea.They are not a big club.They do not deserve to be talked about.They do not deserve your attention, either positive or negative.Stop.
>>144076980The irish will be hoovering up copies of this.
>>144077729This transfer was hard to explain because he looked like the closest thing we've seen in world football to Aaron Ramsey in that Ajax team. Frenkie has not been Cryuff successor or anything but he's been pretty good at Barca. Seems like it was more even psychological than just football cause he failed at Everton and in Buli
>>144076480>Say their names with laughing...
Mad how Mudryk is a bit less than Antony but gets zero criticism because hes a yank money laundering asset and is taboo
>>144077876The word Mudryk might as well be a meme at this point, the only thing he's known for is criticism and failures as a footballer. Antony is similar but if anything he probably got away with a dirty domestic violence/assault case.
>>144077899Antony is constantly branded as the worst signing in recent memory / history of football (rightly so)On the other hand, they give 007 a free pass despite knowing he was also shit from the start.
>>144077876delusional as ever dave. russia lost btw.
I>Arsenal and Bournemouth have reached verbal agreement for Neto as backup goalkeeper.>Deal will happen only if Arsenal will not be able to sign Joan García as Espanyol have rejected TWO bids today.
>>144077983That explains the Kepa loan
>>144077983Signing as backup keeper for Arsenal is a sign of a dying career
Hard to believe toon can't find a better RW than Almiron, doesn't have to be world class feel like I could do it in an evening with a laptop
The real winners sign for Chelsea and Spurs Two clubs on the up
>coombait thread got archived Kwab
>>144078331>Spurts
finkin carsley might play four four fackin two
>>144078777lee carsley is a nobody in this sport who spent his international career playing for IRELAND. every additional day he is England manager is a disgrace.
miss ar Dave
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/spanish-la-liga/top-scorers#TopAssists>ctrl+f mcburniebasado
livramento called up, will almost certainly start over trentshit the only liverpool player. rough times for scousemong
>>144076465>>144076465>>144076465new
>>144079140He was used to having based Lindelof do long passes for him.>>144078331Just not true is it.
>>144079171Up there with the giants of Lel Liga
We now know that despite having an insanely bloated squad, Chelsea cannot afford to even lightly rotate the starting XI otherwise they lose to sides such as the mighty Servette. Still time for them to dip into the transfer market!
>>144079839Genuinely the most grim shitIf Chelsea cant make it out of midtable irrelevancy with 1 billion dollars what chance does Brighton have?
>muh bloat
>>144079921Rent boy, go to sleep
Honestly wonder if you could get a tune out of all those Chelsea players, I don't even know what qualities they profile for it seems to be all over the place. I say all this and they'll go and finish 3rd this year
>>144080052We've been theorizing this shit for 2 years atleast
Genuinely never heard of more than half of the players Chelsea keep signing. Is Todd money laundering?
>>144080483No and you're a Kremlin bot for saying that, Davydov!!!
You can't talk about Chelsea signing random shit players for insane amounts of money. They're the good guys now, and they're going to defeat Putin or Spuds or something.
>>144079905Tony Bloom is on record saying he just wants to exist in the league. Never winning anything. Never getting relegated. Counting all of that TV money. Midtable mediocrity is the goal.So sad.
>>144080606He exists to launder Roman and Boehly's money now
>Alan varela's release clause is €65 million, not €90 million
wish odegaard would go to city he's too good for the london coons
