Miami wins -2.5 free moneycam cook over 58.5 rushing yards free money
you guys look really stupid reacting to multiple games in this one thread.Just letting you know
>>144092724Will you join my michigan state v. FAU thread then?
WE COMING
>team-rosters change 99.99% every four years>college kickers stay college kickerscare to explain?
>>144092954Jews.
>>144092954Shrimply not enough good kickers
>>144092954
>>144092954It's too highly specialized and inglamorous.Frequently have to tear them away from other more romantic pursuits like soccer or other sports.Can make significant money but few jobs.Accomplishment or failure is so individualistic everybody watches you under a microscope.Fuck it, I'd rather be a dentist.
/vt/ here, look for Gura cardboard cutout on GameDay tomorrow from College Station, TX.
FUCK PJ GO GOPHERS
>>144091439True. Their strategy last season wasn't bad, the defense just got gassed
>>144093010I FUCKIN KNEW IT (He didn’t)
>>144093129that squat from the holder makes me laugh every time
>>144093338If the kicker had some focus he could have still nailed it
>>144092872thank god those aren't wooden steps
>>144093441/our pajeeta/
>College negro collide will never have a diehard fanbase like they do in actual football.
>>144093553And that’s a good thing.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
any exciting high school ball around you guys? just kicked off last night around these parts, yuge upset of d1 champs
>>144093703>purdue charter high school spinoff is on my old high school's schedule this seasonI hope we beat those nerds
That was such a Minnesota football game I don't even know why I thought it would turn out any differently
>>144093830Such an easy under bet. 2 retards beating each other up
Thinking about driving to Morgantown for the game this weekendNever been, where do I go to meet bros to get drunk with and/or get laid?
>>144093870got that part right and made more sense with the weather delay but pushed on min +2
>>144093830It’s gonna be a long year
>>144093945any bar near the stadium
>>144093945>getting laid with bros
>>144093945Pat McAfee show is there right now, fans are packed in downtowntonight is gonna be lit in morgantown
>>144093830I don’t know how people can watch offenses like that every year
>>144093830>pj fleck clapping like a seal when they got into fringe fg range with like 40 seconds and a timeout left>do nothing>miss fgyep that was a peak minnesota football game if I've ever seen one
>>144094610Did he scream in a reffies face at any point during the game?
>>144092572Miami (FL) you mean
Coach primate
>>144094011>former blueblood>now sells stadium naming rights to banksgrim
and there it is
>>144094735wow, just wow.
coach crime
SDSU and the Montanas have caught up with North Dakota State. FBS fans are getting a taste of how competitive and fun the FCS has been the last couple years
>>144094740>Minnesota>Former blueblood
MY Elon Phoenix make ya seethe
What is a blueblood, exactly
>>144092724Go back
>>144092572trav hunter is him doe
What’s the biggest game James Franklin ever won? What’s the second biggest?
>>144094883how can they make me seethe if my team never plays them?
>>144094919he beat ohio state 8 years ago when urban meyer handed him the game by turtling uhhhhhhhhhh
>>144094938That’s right and they won the B1G that year but Ohio St got into the playoff over them because Franklin had lost to Pitt earlier in the year
Could we have put together a better roster from posters in this thread?
>>144094989>jesper korkalainenwtf binland has football players??
>>144093608Shut up about your shitty hick barn school already you disgusting inbred hick
>>144094989thank a lineman today
>>144094869>anon doesn’t know cfbbit embarrassing desu
How do you guys read forums for on3 or .rivals without subscriptions? Is there a way to break the paywall?
Coach secondate
>>144094735Seriously?
Gators by 3.
someone remind me tonight to join the pick'em
>>144094989The school has a triple digit enrollment, this thread could infiltrate and take over their entire football program if we wanted to
I’m so hungover I can’t even jerk off
>>144095941then you arent that hungovereverytime i get hungover i get an extreme urge to crank one out for the quick release of dopamine and couple minutes of no anxiety
>>144095965That's called depression or some other mental illness, seek therapy
>>144095941Kenzie Reeves - Fry Cry Daughter. gaurenteed wank
>>144096017hangover cranks are not some unknown thing and anyone that drinks semi regualary knows about them
why is there only late games on friday
>unquestioned BluebloodsAlabamaMichigan Notre DameOhio StOklahoma TexasUSC>arguably should be considered BluebloodsClemsonGeorgiaPenn St>delusional self-declared BluebloodsNebraskaTennessee
>last night faggot from land of a somalis said Minnesota should be a good football team>they literally set off fireworks after missing the game winning field goalhttps://x.com/GopherHole/status/1829374737681694809
>last night faggot from land of a somalisWhat did anon mean by this
>bluebloodsDon't exist outside of college basketball
>>144096253And in College Basketball, the blue bloods all actually wear blue
>>144096315Big if true!
>>144094869
>>144096230probably this
>>144096376>that time I called Duquesne dookeznee as a kid because i'd only ever seen it written and my entire family laughed at me and made it a familial meme that comes up whenever we get together
>>144096376Holy Cross really needs to get back to FBS.Also holy shit 2 Pittsburgh schools in the top 15.
>>144096427jej it really do be like that
>>144096427I’m surprised more black kids aren’t named DuKane
>>144096376And just one year prior Temple was playing in the very first Sugar Bowl
>>144092872Two on the left, please
>>144096376The Religious schools used to be something
>>144094011kino sunset last night
>>144096427proof that emotional abuse by family memebrs makes a mfer save and post thumbnails
>>144096125Tennessee should be in its own tier of deluded. Nebraska has as many titles as Texass, so they should be considered a true blueblood.
>>144096125clemson doesn't belong in any discussion for the exact same reason you have nebraska listed as delusionaljust because clempus's brief success stretch was more recent does not give them more credit
>>144095061cringe auburn autist hater
LET'S GO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO IT'S GAME WEEK AND PAUL FINEBAUM IS LIVE
>>144096694Is his show worth watching?
Season starts tomorrow, sign up and get your picks in faggotsCFBhttps://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=249&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2c&joinKey=aafe0861-2b09-3264-9364-ff1bc6138097Password: PAC12afterdarkNFLhttps://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=247&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65&joinKey=804dc3a5-d036-315c-acfc-f2b4309e07fcPassword: RosepinkBakers add this to each OP
>>144096125Texas is questioned because they only have three natties.>penn stPaterno babbies.>jawjaNot close yet.>clempusOh shit nigger what are you doing?>>144096606Bluebloods aren’t just a list of teams by natties. You’ll notice Yale isn’t one (anymore).
>top 5 conf champs guaranteed playoff spot with top 4 getting top 4 seeds>the ACC is exceptionally shitty this yearmfw Boise St, Memphis, or Liberty get the 4 seed and a first round bye
What are we watching tonight?
>mfw cfb is unironically back and i get to shitpost w my friends
>>144096741Nebraska has won a title more recently than ND and Pedo StI’m not even a fan of them but their success from the 70s-90s should keep them there.
>>144096767TCU/Staford might be a good one, I feel like FAU/ Sharty could be good for the lulz
>>144096752>boise possible >memphis also possible>libertycan go undeafeted and won't get in over a BIG or SEC team due to SoS
>>144096125>penn statecome the fuck on now even their own fans would disagree with that
>>144096767TCU vs. Stanford should make for some mighty fine slopball
>>144096427That sounds endearing anon. Your family loves you
>>144096752The 4 seed would very likely play the 5 seed (unless the 12 seed upset them) in their first game after the bye, right? Yeah, Boise State hosting Alabama/Georgia sounds like a good game.
michigan hires cheaters, liars, pedos and racists and yet has no shame about their football team
>>144096767Temple and OUTCU and Stanford
>>144096048Those nips are insane
>>144096844Ohio state fans are STILL pissing and shitting themselves over losing to Michigan yet agajn
>>144096767all of the aboveBut mainly FAU @ MSU
>>144096767i will be watching sharty lose
>>144096844They call it the Harvard of the Midwest for good reason
>>144096767Every damn one of em
>>144096791>Nebraska has won a title more recently than ND and Pedo StSo has Auburn.>I’m not even a fan of them but their success from the 70s-90s should keep them there.A 30 year period of success because of one man is not very much in a 155 year old sport.
>>144096812>won't get in over a BIG or SEC team due to SoSLooks like you haven't learned the new playoff seeding rules yet.
>>144096896It's like pretending Florida deserves to be top tier.
>>144096694Call Paul
>>144096902Despite the other anon being retarded I do genuinely think that biberty going undefeated isn’t good enough for getting a bye over even a 2 loss ACC champ, Memephis or Boise going undefeated I think would. That could be fun because the ACC champ then probably wouldn’t take the pity 12 seed but instead be in the 6-8 range.
>>144096902they can win every game and will not get in the playoffs
>>144096791Nebraska is not now nor was it ever a blueblood.
>>144096125saying clemson is in blueblood consideration is like saying florida is in blueblood consideration
>>144096968WKU@Liberty finna be litty
>>144096812>liberty can go undeafeted and won't get in over a BIG or SEC team due to SoSIncorrect. The top 5 conf champs get in. If Liberty goes undefeated, SoS conversations are only relevant when comparing them to the Mountain West, AAC, and MAC champs.
>>144096987Nebraska has 900+ wins. That’s blue blood.
>>144096987High IQ post. They tricked a lot of people into thinking they were because Osborne was just that good. But bluebloods don’t depend on just one person. They find their way back to the spotlight no matter who helms them. Nebraska can’t do that, because they aren’t one. They haven’t even won a conference championship this century. They haven’t gotten a 5 star recruit in almost 20 years.
Nebraska was only good due to steriods
>>144097028So when Cincinnati gets to 900 wins they're a blue blood?
>>144097028>muh arbitrary win totalPedo State has more than that and they aren’t bluebloods. Like Nebraska they’re coach babbies.
>>144097028Harvard and Yale both have 900+ wins.
>>144097041They literally just got Raiola
>>144097065Both are considered dead BBs
>>144097068Damn I have to stop using that line now. Okay, they have one 5 star in the last 19 year recruiting classes. Now go count how many 5 stars the actual bluebloods have in their last 19 seasons.
>>144096968Absolutely haram
Nebraska won titles in the 70s, it wasn’t just the Osborne era.
>>144097091Yeah their last one was a running back in 2005 lmao
>>144097112roids
>>144097112Impressive, very nice.Now who was their offensive coordinator for those titles?
>>144097112You might want to check who the OC was then.
Why hasn’t Warren Buffet made Nebraska relevant again?
>>144097188You know what I meant. I hate Nebraska fans fwiw, but they’re almost the definition of a blue blood. The real question is how long can they go without a conference title or playoff appearance before joining the dead blue blood list.
Will there be any stream for the Army game in 2.5 hours? I don't have CBS Sports Network.
>>144097234Too busy selling off massive amounts of shares for the upcoming crash.
>>144097247sportsurge net
>>144097247The website I use has a link up already
>>144097266whats the best way to short credit card companines that seem to pop up for everything? i see an option for payment plans on everything from shoes to pizza. no chance people are going to pay that shit off once they run it up. seems like a really easy short to make bank on.
>>144097413What site is that?
>>144096863walmart wolverine FAGGOT. fuck ohio state too
>>144097421Don't they all go through one of the big CC companies anyway, like Visa?
>this nigga blows your girl a kiss from across the barwat do
Let's go fucking canes
>>144097438https://methstreams.com/cfbstreams/cbssn/You better not be a fed
>>144097482Wonder why the fuck she's at a bar in the first place
>>144097482with those lips when he blows a kiss it's a fucking sonic boom, so after we pick ourselves off the floor we exit the venue
>>144097235Were they winning titles a long time ago? No. Have they won any titles recently? No. Have they won anything without Tom Osborne? No. Well are they at least recruiting at a high level? No. Well do they at least win their conference every few years? No. Do they win major bowl games? No. Do they appear in major bowl games? No. Well are they relevant at all? No. They’re very, very far from the definition of a blueblood. They’re coach babbies, like Pedo State. The only question is if they were EVER a blueblood, and I would argue they weren’t.
>>144097511It's better to link sportsurge dot net since it's an aggregator of links instead of the links themselves if you're worried about Army taking down methstreams
>>144097511>FedNo, I don't like CP.
>>144097462No idea but anytime you but something you'll see a new one asking you to pay over 6 months at 30 APR. Just looking at the store you get 40 apps for it. The people that use those apps aren't paying that shit back and it has to blow up sometime.
>>144096741Georgia has a case for being considered a blueblood. Top 10 all-time in wins, second all-time in bowl wins. They've won national titles in the '40s, '80s, and 2020s, in three distinctly different eras of college football with three different head coaches.The knock on Georgia was always that they were a perennially good team that struggled to get over the hump and win national titles. Now that they've won two recently, I think they maybe have nudged over the line into blueblood status. It's still debatable, but they have a much stronger argument now than they did before 2021.
>>144097516/cfb/ is an incel-free zone mkay?
>>144097559No idea how that works. They probably all go through major credit lenders companies, and they're either legit or most likely just shell fronts.
I constantly have the ea cfb 25 drum cadence menu music playing inside my head
>>144097585Not my fault I'm an incel, blame my parents for the shitty genes or the women for not wanting me.
>>144097446national champions:^)
Does Colorado win another game this season?
>>144097608>45 rated MLB jumps off his block to tackle your 95 speed RB running on the outside and gives you tinusitis
>>144097637it was a grim performance last night, I'm thinking 4-8 again based on the schedule
Imagine putting a tshirt on a payment plan
>>144097608based
Just got back from the Pat McAfee show, here are some highlights:>pat white and owen schmitt>"GG Heisman" chants>Penn State fan/probably an ESPN employee gets shit thrown at them>Deuce McBride of the NY Knicks drains an over half-court shot for Pat McAfee to pay for the rest of some kid's tuition>Wren Baker hints at retiring Pat White's jersey this season (#5)>Owen Schmitt chugs a PBR in front of me>got to meet Pat McAfee and he complimented my homemade banner chronicling WV football championships and the 1922 season saying it is a piece of historyA good day was had /cfb/
>>144097656what about groceries? >https://finance.yahoo.com/news/5-buy-now-pay-later-110103886.html>36% APR based on credit for monthly payment plans
>>144097247Ask your mom for her TV provider log in and use it on the CBS sports appLike are you people dumb?
>>144097608
>>144097687COMFY
>>144097637they can win 6, i think. the defense is still so bad
>>144097723How the fuck is this legal
>>144097776now I'm sittin in my apartment eating chick-fil-avery comfy
>>144097809dont know but dont look up AFRM on the stock market. it mooned just a few days ago on earnings i assume. it cant last but im retarded so what do i know.
>>144097803Who are the other 5 wins?
>>144097809man ain't leaving the sugar bowl without getting some sugar
>>144097637They beat Cinci probably but every other game is anywhere from a coinflip to dire
>>144097723i always knew those clempus boys were zestyol dabo trains them that way
>>144097840i think they'll get smoked at nebraska this time and upset one ranked team, but the season will still be kind of a shit sandwich. i don't know for sure until i get to watch more ball
>>144097910You people are a bunch of pussies who apparently have never experienced the comradery of locker room shenanigans
>day off for long holiday weekend>cfb three straight days>wife is gone so I can finally jerk offThis literally couldn’t get more comfy
>>144097949nebraska is kwab enough to lose to them againbut the rest of colorado's schedule is not favorable at all and their defense still looks like utter shit. I expect their o-line to implode again as well
>>144097482>take picture of football player>get arrested for making racist caricatures
>>144097741Stream is fine. I can always just pirate the game after it's over if I need to.
>>144097963I played cfb and a lot of the hazing was very very gay.
>>144097963>the comradery of homoerotic sexual assaultjust call it what it is man
>>144097723Where's the Indian Tribe credit image with some ungodly APR?
>>144097988oline is the only thing they really improved on in the off season from NIL and the portal
>>144098001Its not gay, its masculine. If you think its gay that means you're aroused by it and therefore you're gay
>>144097988realistically shedeur will put numbers up, but it seems like coach sanders musical chairs so many players i don't know how you can build a defense on that
>>144092572why is it so hard to find clips of Colorado chimping out. Anyone have some good clips?
>>144098024Wrong anon?
>>144098064check chimpout.com
>>144098050>puts up numbers>gets drafted in the 1st round>immediately sucks ass>is in the UFL before his rookie contract is up>fails out of the UFL after 2 years>goes to coaching>repeat cycle with his own kid
>>144098114
>>144097576They don’t have a case at all.>top 10 all time in wins9th to be specific, 11 if you count Harvard and Yale. There are only 6 or 7 bluebloods, so this puts them out of that range. USC is the only blueblood they’re above, and only slightly, and USC mogs them in almost every other way.>second all-time in bowl winsThis might sound impressive if you’re unfamiliar with college football history. Bowl participation used to be extremely arbitrary. For example, Notre Dame didn’t play in their second bowl game until 1969. Michigan and aOSU didn’t play in any bowl not named Rose until the late 1970s.>They've won national titles in the '40s, '80s, and 2020s3 decades is extremely few. Count Alabama, ND, Oklahoma, aOSU, etc.>they have a much stronger argument now than they did before 2021.They didn't have an argument at all before 2021.Pic related compares probably the worst full blueblood, Oklahoma (Texas are half bloods), to Georgia, and they don’t look good.
>>144098122i'm seeing justin fields flashbacks so maybe shedeur can get some guaranteed money before he hits terminal backup
>>144098193>>Pic related compares probably the worst full blueblood, Oklahomaretard
The last time a Nebraska offensive player was drafted in the first round was 1996.It has been 13 years since the last time any Nebraska player at any position was taken in the first round.
Ah yes, the ol blueblood "discussion"
>>144098114>>144098128lol i literally can't help but click on everything, that site is exactly what i thought it would be
>>144098408You want to start posting diplomas?
>>144098408wtf else are we supposed to be discussing? which team has the most sovl? who has the hottest cheerleaders?
>>144097976Is jerking off really better than sex with your wife?
>>144098510And then after that we talk about the big12
>>144098590You don't get it
Soon
>>144095113Please respond there's some interesting thread titles on my teams boards I want to look at
>>144098345I have never seen a Nebraska national championship in my lifetime. They are a “has been” program.
>>144097687Good shit anon. I remember camping on the mountainlair green for the first college gameday in Morgantown. Good times.
>>144097068>They literally just got Raiolai don't think legacys count as a 'recruiting trophy'but to NU's credit>>144097112the problem with 4chins is its filled with idiot zoomers who believe recorded history started in 2005
>>144098590They’re just 2 different things anon. Sex with a woman is nice and jerking off is nice. One doesn’t replace the other. Sometimes you want to her and sometimes you want to fuck. I personally enjoy getting blown while watching porn. It may be the most superior of all.
>>144098230I wouldn’t fault you for thinking it’s USC. That’s fair too.
>THE osu
>>144092572Top games this week?
>>144098590What a sweet kid heh
>>144098644Just pay for them.
>>144098789Yes
>>144098680yep, it was in front of LSB where the old stadium wasthe school had to put out a notice that camping would not be allowed lmao. GameDay may be in College Station tomorrow but the energy felt like GameDay was in Morgantown today, followed by Big Noon Kickoff tomorrow
I would refuse to draft Shadeur on account of him audibling into a deep pass play in a situation where running the clock would basically end the game. That shows some serious issues
>>144098624Explain it to me.
>>144098824No I can't I don't need to be wasting money on viewing internet discussions
>>144098896You might have the greatest steak on earth sitting in the fridge, but some nights you just want some pasta.
>>144098914How much do they cost? Start a gofundme maybe.
>>144098962There's also the principal of paying to view internet discussions. Apparently you still have ads to look at after paying.
>>144099006Yeah that’s gay.
Nebraska' QB was 11 years old the last time the Cornhuskers had a 6-win season.
>>144099110how did they win 6 games with an 11 year old at QB
>>144093608Based Tiger botHurricane force winds tore the fuck out of the area where I live. Lots of people ended up with trees in their homes, garages, porches, and some squished cars. As far as I know no one was seriously hurt but lots of insurance claims to be made. We got lucky to only have caught a couple of limbs and none of them were big enough to damage the roof but it did knock out power for nearly three days. Neighbors got their veranda squashed but they also got power back this morning instead of this afternoon like we did, so they have that going for them, which is nice.End of blog.
>>144098741>I personally enjoy getting blown while watching pornWat. Also feeling the titties of a girl blowing you and watching her is way better than anything on a screen.
>>144098914>his fan forums charge money to view threadsWhich fucking poverty school did you attend? Jesus Christ. >you are banned because of a post on /vp/lmao someone at this bar was on /vp/ lol
>>144099200The best discussions and insider informyis always on the on3 or .rivals platforms.
>>144099006Court ruling on Section 230 might be the end of paid message boards as it implies ownership over the posts, which makes the site owner proactively responsible for all the posts there and denies them Section 230 protection. Same goes for a certain large site that uses up and down arrows that has been selling posts to AI companies by claiming ownership of all posts. Hopefully Japamoot is smart enough to not claim ownership of posts here so he can retain Section 230 protection even when the jannies run amuck.
>>144097057>counting I-AA winsGTFO
Michigan State Spartans 13.0 Point Spread -108If I lose this I'll delete my account on here
My Army Black Knights are going to SHIT on Lehigh in an hour
>>144099311Yeah that's great but how do I view posts now, for free?
>>144099503They better have reverted to running the Flexbone and not just another boring ass Spread team.
>out of conference lossIrrelevant learning experience. Dragon had a bad day but he was an elite kicker last year and will return to form. Brosmer was rusty, but on that final drive he showed that he can be one of the best QBs in the conference.The defense was elite.Creative playcalling from Fleck with the lateral on the final drive just like he drew it up.Not to mention that was just our backup RB gashing UNC all night, our starter is better.My Gophies will still be you're 2024 B1G champs
>>144096125ND’s blueblood status is on life support. Michigan’s was too until last season though, so it’s possible ND resurrects as well.
>>144099591the axe stays here in madison lmao
>>144099631My Gophers blueblood status is carved in stone. If only by virtue of the fact that they will be brought in every conversation from now until a threepeat actually happens again as the only team ELITE enough to ever do it
>>144099672Insanely based and goldypilled
Michigan hasn't signed a contract with Coach Moore. The two sides agreed to a negotiation period, which ended way back in April. The university could fire him tomorrow and not owe a buy out. This might become significant as the NCAA investigation into the attempted coverup of rules violations continues.
>>144099591the gophies will be lucky to go .500
>>144099672Any team with an all-time losing record against Sharty is disqualified from blueblood status.
>>144099705does nebraka have something like this BIG N
>>144098921
>>144099750They do. It's literally the same but with N and their colors.
>>144099705Extremely weird vibes and too similar situation- Moore and Jerrod Mayo>Elite coach with history of cheating names diversity hire as his replacement>replacement immediately looks incompetent / out of their depthFeels like there are forces at play here more powerul than Belichick and Harbaugh.
>>144099631Bootyblasters have done enough to sustain. They consistently recruit well, win tons of games, and play in top owls and the playoffs (even if they don’t win them). And their past is just too fucking good.
>>144099591Insane cope
>>144099672Yale 6-peated. That’s four 3-peats in a row. Minnesota only managed one 3-peat in a row. They’re pretty shit honestly.
>>144099831I read somewhere that’s a common thing in various industries - blacks get hired into bad situations. Happens with CEOs and even presidents like Obama.
>>144099591the minnesota/wisconsin b1g champ shitposting just doesn't hit the same now that the west doesn't exist anymore
>>144099518You realize the only people who would pay for a subscription-based message boards are retards. You really want to read retarded posts that bad? They do have a free-account option that might allow you to read these retarded posts
>>144099976everyone here pays for 4chan pass
>>144099999>>144100000
>>144100003>everyone here pays for 4chan passyou're either retarded or a fed, time to leave
>>144100071fuck you check em pass
>>144100091>fuck you check em passmy bad, didn't realize you were a bot
>>144096675Go back to the trailer park and bang your sister you white trash filth
>>144100015All the eurocucks and brown people on this board. It makes me feel sick looking at the catalog. Why do we put up with this? Like going to you're favorite restaurant and seeing the kitchen crawling with rats.
>>144100003>la ogress de alabama
The military is for suckers and losers
>>144100071No one on /cfb/ seriously sits around typing in captchas and waiting for minute cooldowns. We have college degrees and better things to be doing.
>>144100208Ok civilian. You're paying my salary and comfy benefits while I sit on my ass shitposting btw.
SOON MY SOONERS
>>144096767sharty then tcu. wmu wisconsin could easily devolve into a game like gophers poonc
>>144096767i could easily see wisconsin losing that or being in a 24-21 type game
Elon phoenix currently making me seethe
>>144100301simulate WVU and Penn State12:00 noon, 15 minute quarters, WVU at home, 92F, 45% chance of rain
Coach Primate
>>144099730>Penn State leads the series, 19–18–1we made the cut pedos!
>>144100401how the fuck is it even that close, sharty has rarely been good
and a little bit of chicken fried
>>144100383
>>144100338>>144100317WMU is ass, there is no wayI don't see any of these G5s putting up a fight
>>144100441Based
>>144100003Dios Mio!
im hungry and doordash is only a couple clicks
>>144100418maybe you just have poor memorysharty dominated the old dayspedos dominated the 90's early 00'sthen its pretty even
>>144100430COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>144100481>kept pedophiles out of the natty/playoff 3 timesholy based
>>144100481i didn't realize penn state had played them that much before the 90sstill that 2018 one is a complete stinker. That team SUCKED. 2021 is also kinda cringe bc that was immediately after Ohio State completely exposed them as giant frauds
>>144100489PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
grill: fired up. brats: getting to room temp and about to go on the grill. beers: cracked. edible: already ate and digesting. shitposting: imminent. fucking ready for some football boys!!
>>144100540that fraudulent 2021 team is the last team to beat the cheating wolverines in regular season. and they still got a bcs bowl win out of it.
>>144100441thanks simanonalso based result, WVU wins by two touchdowns
army cant stop lehigh
>>144100595They just forced a punt.
>>144100520also kicked OSU out twicesharty stinks but they were complete chads when they decided to do things like that
>>144100625the punt was not forced it was optional
>>144100578Oven: of in the cold food of out hot eat the food. Brats: erotic. Beers: several down. 16 Benadryls: taken. Shitposting: commenced. fucking ready for some football boys!!
>>144100643It was a cowardly punt from Lehigh but they did force 4th and medium.
>>144100564AND THE RADIO UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
For me, it's the northern Illinois huskies :)
lol those army tricksters
Get dabbed on, Lehigh
>osu is now a natty favorite bc they got a rb transfer who they will probably not be able to block for>againas an osu fan i don't get itbut anyways based army
I get that he's a 5th year senior but you can't seriously be starting a 280 pound dude at LT. Army has to have someone who's better suited for the position.
>>144100629based jonathan smith bringing the power run spread to the spartans and will be the new california mark dantonio dabbing on bitchass buckeyes and michigan. theyll be back
>>144094735Sigh...I thought we got this out of our systems last season...
>>1441006292013 was their best team in the modern era. refball at ND kept them out of the natty. nothing fraudulent about a team that holds michigan to -48 rushing yards. The other years, sure fine, stinky, frauds, etc, but that one year they were him.
BASED Army for still running the Flexbone. This game is in the bag now.
USA USA USA
>>144096406>1%Holy fucking shit they're everywhere!!!!!
>>144100724i really liked that 2013 team, they were fun2015 was funny when they beat osu but that osu team were being fucking retards the whole season so it wasn't surprising
>>144092872nasty fat whores
Get shit on Lehigh. You're getting BTFO this game.
>>144100791They're really bad, they should get crushed.
>>144100802have you turned in your assault knives yet?
>>1441007431% OR MOREITS MORE RETARDwiki put it like that because you know why
my sooners
Refbros, i was really impressed with our performance last night. We even snagged an interception off a deflected pass
>>144100418Sharty has several natties zoomer
>>144100855thats considered a int right? the reffie is the field and they possess him.
>>144100855w-why did the defender tackle him?I don't think you're supposed to do that
>>144100855Is that a new O/U you can bet on, Ref interceptions in a game?
>>144100711i'll believe it when I see itthey haven't even been fucking close to OSU since the last time they won and michigan seems to have finally turned the tide as well
>>144100903it better be
>>144100651Doordash: ordered. Reddit: upvoted. Hand-crafted Artisanal IPAs: pretentiously sipped. r/CFB: modded. Shitposting: absolutely forbidden. fucking ready for some football boys!!
people are betting on clemson the line is UGA -11
uh oh faggies…
>>144100878yes I just wasn't aware penn state played them a bunch before the 90s as I already said
>>144100855Kek, what's even the rule if a reffie picks off a pass? I assume it becomes a dead ball?
>>144100848but it's already too late, maybe next year
HALF AN HOUR UNTILL GREATNESS AND GLORY AND PURE UNFILTERED KINO LETS GO S O O N E R S OONERS
>>144100953no one wants to watch televised rape
>>144100945presumablyi know it can deflect off a ref and still be live but straight up catching the ball is another thing
>>144100945i assume its considered an incomplete pass?
>>144100946i dont expect a ton this year the schedule is too brutal and i dont trust the OCthink 7-8 wins and people to shit on them becasue my SECSEC teams dont play the shit they gave OU
>>144100964>>144100953its happening and i do OU covers 41.5
>>144101013ole miss, missouri, and tennessee are all complete frauds but that is still a rough schedule
>army>their uniforms aren’t olive drab
>>144101030problem is 2 of those are away games
How much sex do you think those Army cheerleaders get?
>>1441010730 they are all "men" now
>>144101061Missouri especially is still very winnable if oklahoma is any good at all. That team is just getting ranked bc they beat a crappy osu’s second string in a bowl, they are 7-5 incarnate Ole miss will be much harder
>>144101073marine women in iraq got plenty but somehow they always got caught fucking and kicked out
>>144101073Here are the cheerleaders for the Coast Guard Academy. They sure are, um, well, I bet they're all biological women.
.
>>144101171>gay>turdslol
That was the dumbest pitch attempt
>>144101162I’m sure they’re all very sweet.
miami vs florida is the one game in the pickem that I just can't decidegod I hate when they put games between 2 utter shitters on there
>>144100441You love to see it
>Temple vs Oklahoma, it's the SEC on ESPN!
>>144101185>>144101216Both these posts are mine and preferred pronouns are they/them btw
>>144101216miami wins
>>144101216Gators have the better QB, 9/10 the team with the better QBs wins.
>>144101296but billy napier is their coach, that is the problem
>>144101296gators have a win total of like 4 games
any good matchups tonight college bros?
>>144101073Sex?
>>144101296>>144101303wait is the QB you're talking about Mertz? I'm picking Miami thenyou actually solved my dilemma
>>144101357OU winning
>>144101357Sharty vs. FAU might be watchable for a minute, but otherwise not really, unless you really want to stay up late to watch the ACC humiliate itself AGAIN by having Stanford get buried by TCU
>>144101357i'll probably watch the TCU vs Stanford game
>>144101303And the Hurricanes are shit and lost a game last year because they didn't want to run out the clock. He's shit too.>>144101316So? They have the better QB and it's a SEC team Vs a non SEC team. Miami is going to get btfo.
>>144101211Would you let them board your boat?
Choklohoma will lose tonight Checkem
>>144101382>xhe believes in Cam WardThis isn't whatever the fuck shit conference Washington St plays in.
>>144101467>off by 1you blew it anon
>>144101467
>>144101471>xhe believes in fucking Graham Mertzit's also not the B1G west
>this photo is now 12 years oldWhat do you think he’s up to in the year 2024?
>>144101467Temple is so dogshit we couldn't meme an upset into reality if we tried.
>>144101162>be woman>enlist for 4 years>have 3 children during that time meaning being pregnant most of the time so do bullshit jobs>have babies cant live in barracks, daddy gov will give you housing>get free collegewhy dont more women take the armed forces pill?
>>144101507he still cringeposts on twitter
>>144101467>missed The win is confirmed. You guys can bet your life savings on this game now.
>>144101507standing next to his front door with a gun any time a bomb hoax is reported in the news.
>>144101447I’d let them drag my anchor if you catch what I’m laying down
This Temple QB is gonna get killed
Anish Shroff sounds like a stocky cornfed white guy then they cut to the booth and he’s a short dorky jeet
go Temple!!
>>144101542fag
>>144101528Link?
>>144101500>No you!What grade are you in, Hurricanehermano?
>>144101357line makers believe they are going to make bank on stanford.
>>144101562They will. Take Stanford’s over on wins while you still can.
>>144101519A girl I dated in college did that. She also got a government paid boob job because after her first child was weaned off breast milk, her tits deflated (apparently that's something that actually happens). Since she was still in the service, they paid for it.
>>144101560>he thinks I'm a miami fan>or even remotely near the state of florida at all
>>144101357No but I’ll still watch every second
lol nice audio, ESPN
Disney paid how much to get the SEC games, and they can't even give Oklahoma games decent equipment???
>>144101467Temple wins by 3 Now watch this game winning drive
Ready to watch Michigan State lose again with their affirmative action coach
>>144101619anon, im afraid i have some bad news
>>144101619what are you talking about? they got their refund last October
USF will beat Alabama Checkem
>watch games on espn>shit audio and the worst announcers on the planet>watch games on fox>senile gus johnson talking about player's moms wanting to abort them and Joel Klatt creaming himself and pretending he's a 180IQ football genius, as well as more commercials than the NFLsec and b1g both lost with their media deals
Do these bluebloods ever play their cupcake opponents on the road?
>>144101556don't sign your posts
>templel
>>144101636At least FOX has 4K quality video feeds
I've seen enough. The natty is ours.
>>144101635
I keep forgetting Oklahoma is in the SEC now. It's so weird seeing that logo on their field.
>>144101636It's just the shitter games like this that get the high school tier production values and announcers. ESPN puts good crews and good equipment on the big games.
so are we watching sharty or what
>>144101659Just wait until you see the B1G logo in the Coliseum or in Autzen
>>144101650sawchuck 200 yard game
After the 3rd down incompletion the Oklahoma DB spiked the ball away from the ref.How was this not called a delay of game?I didn’t think you were allowed to spike a ‘live’ ball
Arnoldbros, we eatin
>>144101639No the whole point of these games is to make money. They pay the cupcakes $1m to get their ass beat. The cupcakes can’t offer them enough money for a return trip to make it worth their while.
>>144101593Then you're just a faggot. Eat shit
>>144101619Reminder KW3 caused all of this and he has not apologized for it.
>>144101681didn't Alabama play @ USF last year?
>Partans
>>144101678because
>oklahoma joins SEC>SEC gives them nebraska B1G treatment and gives them the most retarded schedule possible, short of giving them Georgia and BamaI applaud the SEC for doing thatreminder that Nebraska's first B1G game was getting absolutely blasted @Wisconsin and it was just a sign of everything to come
Sharty almost with the >black QB moment of the week already
LMAO
>phone ringing in the background
>>144101696Yeah that’s probably a recruiting thing, similar to how ND plays either at Stanford or at USC every year
>aiden chiles first play>memechuck>tips around>reffies taking bribes if its a pick or notWe are so back cfb
alright, oklahoma game is over
>florida atlantic >owls
>>144101639it happens occasionally but the whole point of the cupcake model is that the cupcakes entire AD income for the year is dependent on the big schools throwing money at them to fill the schedule by playing a road game at their stadium
AHAHAHAHAHAHA>SHARTY
>>144101712Almost?
damn its gonna be another rough year spartybros
>sharty
>>1441016962 home for 1 away, but because blubloods often back out after these deals after getting a home game USF took the first game at home.
>mike pereirafuck mike, gimme dean
>>144101768I miss when you guys legit put teams on upset alert
Sharp, a good WHITE receiver.
lol he ran right into the sack
>some random FAU guy is one of the more athletic QBs in all of college footballuh huh
>get a free drive>gain 1 yard
>>144101741Right?? They should be called the parakeets or something with neon pink unis.
>>144101706Their conference schedule isn't that bad. Oklahoma scheduled Temple on their own. As for playing it on Friday ESPN probably gave them the choice of Friday night on ESPN or Saturday on ESPN+/SEC Network.
>MSU’s savior throwing a pick in the first pass of the seasonGet fucked sparty, rot in piss. Garbage program.
>>144101507
>>144101827heh
EMAW, /cfb/! Another day of games are upon us, and hope you have good hype like in yesterday.
>>144101780that's not how it works at all, the cupcakes are usually scheduled as one offsalabama/usf is just an incredibly bizarre and rare exception where they actually scheduled it as a home and home series. I think it was because they were originally supposed to have @Texas as a nonconf game this year
Hoping to see more of chiles' uh decisionmaking>>144101768We'll win this by 30 but this season is 6-6
sonic is ass and always has been
>>144101829FAU Weather PussiesFAU Anchor BabiesFAU Meth Men
>Sharty has Ohio State, Oregon, Iowa, and Michigan all in a row ouch
>>144101851or not texas fuck me, but it was one of the other p5 home and homes that got abandoned amid all the realignment bullshit
>>144101852honestly I'll take 6-6 with the schedule and new coach/roster
>>144101741If you're a Florida team with a lame name, it should immediately be changed to something pirate-themed or otherwise nautical
Oklahoma might actually go 7-5
Imagine not being in the SEC
>>144101865iowa fucking sucks ass, but yeah
>>144101851No, Alabama and USF scheduled a 2 for 1. Alabama is getting their home games this year and in 2026. Most of the time it's a one off cupcake game but sometimes they'll do 2 for 1s. It helps USF they are in prime recruiting territory so they're more likely to get a 2 for 1 than Boise State or Temple.
>>144101829>Boca Raton is a city on Florida’s southeastern coast, known for its golf courses, parks and beaches. Large, oceanfront Red Reef Park is home to the Gumbo Limbo Nature CenterFlorida Atlantic Red Reefers
>Jackson Ambushthats a badass name
>>144101885if this is how Sharty's game against FAU is going to start, Iowa's defense is going to stone them
>>144101865yes 9-3 is the ceiling. meatchigan might implode by then.
>>144101888that is incredibly weird, 2 for 1 is not a thing with the big teamsmost don't even schedule the same cupcake games multiple years in a row to begin with, they just fill the schedule with whoever begs for the money the most
TURN OVER
>>144101902u forget
my sooners :)
LeXplorer is going to the TAMU-ND game tomorrow
this Sharty offense...
>>144101557i don't remember what his @ is but he lives in texas now
>>144101897especially for a defender
OU fucked up their helmet logo it’s all fat now
We are absolutely trash0-12 is legitimately on the table with this coaching staff
>>144101947yo momma
sharty is gonna lose to osu and oregon by like a combined score of 120-6 good lord
>>144101921We play the final week of the season.
>>144101904in no world are they goin 9-3
almost turned it over again lol
>>144101922explore this bussy
who the fuck is lexplorer?
>>144101865They could take Iowa, they almost did last year kek
>>144101922He's legally allowed to leave Florida?
>>144101904>9-3 is the ceilingbro are you watching the game right now
Jesus how long is Sharty's pact with Satan for that playoff berth?
>>144101879I see 6 losses and that doesnt include potential upsets against Auburn and South Carolina. This will be a rough season for the Sooners.
good punt>>144101971I said their ceiling. not realistic. 5-7 is realistic.
Bring back my boy Mel Tucker
>center ded well thats the seasonits over
>>144101904michigan imploding would mean like 8-4 (which absolutely could happen) but michigan state is not gonna be one of those losses lmao
>>144101904I'll have what you're having>>144101996Amazing punt wtf
>>144101650>>14410200518 minutes
>>144101639Alabama played at South Florida last year.
>>144093168>Cumcucks are Faggies And water is wet. You're supposed to gate keep the idols!!!
>>144102003I'll take a ribeye and a half pound of Black Forest ham please
MANTIS ON THE PYLONMANTIS ON THE FUCKING PYLON
Enjoying those refunds sharty?
safety
Sparty we got life
SAFETY WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK! 2 on the fucking BOARD
KILL BUBBA KILL
im the only person that can afford an X chair itt
alright well thanks for showing up Temple
>>144102020I still have hope.. This 2nd string might be able to do the job.
>>144101963Nice dutch oven.
Templebros, how could this happen
>>144102076I WFH and lay in bed all day
>>144102078we're just trying to reach 6 points by the end of the 4th quarter
>>144102044nice
How high do the Sooners jump in the polls after this win?
for me it's 2-0, the most kino football scoreline
sharty wins 4-3
that's how little we care about you now Sharty, your reffies don't even get working mics
>someone just lost a shoe
>>144102116>not 5-4
>>144102135DAN NO CALM DOWN
>>144102139for me it's 7-6 with no touchdowns
new'>>144102155>>144102155>>144102155
>>144102118Please don't leak the script, thanks in advance
>>144101639No serious program plays in a G5 stadium.
