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Upcoming Fixtures for Match Day #3

Saturday, 31st August - 12:30 (BST)
> Arsenal vs. Brighton
Saturday, 31st August - 15:00 (BST)
> Nottm Forest vs. Wolves
> Leicester City vs. Aston Villa
> Ipswich Town vs. Fulham
> Brentford vs. Southampton
> Everton vs. Bournemouth
Saturday, 31st August - 17:30 (BST)
> West Ham vs. Man City
Sunday, 1st September - 13:30 (BST)
> Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace
> Newcastle vs. Tottenham
Sunday, 1st September - 16:00 (BST)
> Man United vs. Liverpool
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>>144095319
literally hand-crafted for HWD
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Women scum
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Sold Zouma, Cornet and Aguerd
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>>144095390
That pepe winked at me
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>>144095319
SEXO
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>Liverpool spend all summer chasing a DM
>get snubbed
>deadline day
>loan out one of their 2 DMs
“Arne-San I need more inhalerus!”
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Leicester keen on Edouard as Palace close on Nketiah

Latest from Sky Sports News reporter Kirsty Edwards:

Leicester are showing late interest in Crystal Palace forward Odsonne Edouard.

However, any move may hinge on Palace's prospective signing of Arsenal striker Eddie Nketiah.
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>Dan: As a Brentford season ticket holder, I can’t understand why more Premier League teams haven’t come in for Toney. A proven goalscorer can make all the difference for a team like Arsenal or Man United. The last full season he played, he scored 20 for a Brentford side that didn’t generate many chances. The guy has serious quality as well as steel. Is there some kind of bias against him because he went through the lower leagues?

I think it's because he's a complete and utter cunt, Dan.
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>>144095319
who is this slag?

>>144095418
we saw it in the last thread dave lad
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>>144095442
Poor Endos not going to last the season playing every game
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>>144095463
gravenberch is the 6 now
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>>144095463
slot thinks hes shit in a double pivot so he wont even play many games let alone all. i think hes el bencho behind jones mcallister and gravenberch atm
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gotta say, there are still too many shitters in the new CL. we've gotta have a smaller competition and pro/rel to make sure we're left with the absolute creme
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I had sex with a Spanish female football player 2 years ago :)
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>>144095507
and then sobozlai or however you spell it and elliot above in the 1 above him

>>144095536
how was it?
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>>144095533
>too many shitters in the new CL
>wants pro/rel so shitters can have the chance to get in the new CL
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Datro Fofana
Broja
Mudryk
Sterling
Chilwell
Angelo
Casadei
Chalobah
Chukwumeka
Bergstrom

0 International loan spot left assuming Petrovic loan goes through.

Lots to do.
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>>144095546
Yeah was good. She has really strong legs.
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Liverpool should have made more effort to sell a few players. Not really anyone who’s dogshit in their side but they need a couple of stars who aren’t deep into their 30s and they’ve already got a full side
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Latest from Sky Sports News senior reporter Dharmesh Sheth:

Four - as yet unnamed - clubs are interested in signing Arsenal winger Reiss Nelson.
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>>144095583
>assuming Petrovic loan goes through
How slow are you: https://x.com/RCSA/status/1829535787085627812
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>>144095613
yeah i agree, very deep team but needed to sell then buy a couple world class players to put them back in CL contention.
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>>144095319

Standard Ngubu Copypasta
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>>144095552
yes, pro/rel is a good way to find out the best. best go up, worst go down. it's better than just picking the 'best teams' a priori
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4 HOURS LEFT
WHERES JIM WHATSHISNAME
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>>144095647
talkSHITE at 10
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>>144095637
>everton has its own tv station
wew
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>>144095658
Standard practice at clubs nowadays.
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4 HOURS LEFT
WHERES HAZEL WASSERNAME
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>>144095645
>>144095552
>muh systems to ensure the rich get richer
Fuck that, chaos and randomness is king.

Champions League should only be for people who've won something that year. Whether it's an FA Cup, a league title, or a meme Alpine Cup over the summer.

Top 64 competitions should be ranked, and all teams entering as equals, with no seeding faggotry or nation bias.
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The IRISH posts in these threads have been great lately, keep it up boyos!
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If fab is right and there are two different bids, its because they know we would love the obligation and will absolutely rinse us with that bid.

However, I am ok with us being rinsed. It is not like his stock is going to super high after his 1 year stint rotating with many other good wide players at the trouble ridden team that is Chelsea F.C.
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>>144095731
He had an easier route to our first 11 and absolutely fumbled it. Never been more disappointed with a player. Even Sanchez put in the shift at minimum. Di Maria did bits, provided the most number of assists that season for us. Antony for how shit has been has also scored some important goals.
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>>144095731
Me freaking out over Napoli maybe not selling Osimhen and therefore not being able to afford McTom.and then we cant afford Ugarte
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>4 clubs in for Reiss Nelson according to Dharmesh
Odds arsenal have slipped him some cash to try and drum up interest?
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>>144095705
They should reintroduce the Cup Winners' Cup
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so are arsenal signing anyone or not?
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>>144095583
Brentford have accepted a bid of £40m from a Saudi club for Toney. If there's any budget left after the Ugarte deal, I wonder if it would be worth matching that bid. £40m is not much for a striker with a proven record of scoring goals in the Premier League.

Zirkzee looks great, but he's not a number 9, which leaves us with one genuine striker in the squad. Toney is a quality player, he has the ego to handle leading the line for us, and it might be a good idea to have someone to compete with Hoijlund up top. Also, in his career for us so far, Hojlund has proved to be pretty injury-prone. I think we should hijack that deal.
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>>144095759
As we get closer to the finish it does look likely we aren't going to chase anyone else. Makes me sad. Midfield depth is still a real concern.
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>>144095774
sterling and sancho appear to be the only concrete ones
arteta said hes looking at a short term merino replacement after he broke a bone today but who knows
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>>144095803
Rabiot on a free to finish it?
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>>144095319
We /esg/ (eternal skateboarding general) now?
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>>144095778
I swear we're the only fanbase that's scared of selling any players to our rivals, even our most useless ones. Chelsea had no issue selling Mount to us, or Havertz to Arsenal. Sterling jumped from Pool to City to Chelsea and now potentially us or Arsenal. Literally the only club in the Big 6 that doesn't want to make these deals is Spurs because Daniel Levy's a fucking cunt.

Do we really want to be comparable to Spurs and act like a small fry? What are you afraid of?
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>>144095774
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>>144095882
>Do we really want to be comparable to Spurs and act like a small fry?
Ooh now it's getting.. now it's getting...
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>>144095705
>muh rich getting richer
maybe we should make it so every club is amateur. then we wouldn't have any inequality. all you're advocating for is elite football being worse. you will never bring the bottom up because that makes no sense with all the variety there is between competitions and teams

>Champions League should only be for people who've won something that year. Whether it's an FA Cup, a league title, or a meme Alpine Cup over the summer.
no, it should be for the absolute elite. even one-offs like Leicester shouldn't have been involved because they didn't actually substantially improve as a club
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>>144095882
This is 100% our biggest issue for the new hierarchy to solve. We put our players in the tiniest market because nobody can afford the wages, at least not without us supplementing them long term or a big pay off to the player. Once wages are under control and there is a bigger market to sell to, we can then start making decent money selling assets on.

Sancho is pretty much unsellable, we'd have to absorb a big hit on the books. With us flying so close to FFP, its just not digestible at the moment.
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>>144095892
Where did it all go wrong?
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>>144095931
grealish signing killed his confidence. and then grealish become shit too
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>>144095399
cos you got dubs you beauty
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Is this true?
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>Ducker : Lack of takers for Casemiro forced United's hand on McTominay so they could do Ugarte deal

going from ten hags words today it sounds like he didnt even want to sell mcsauce and only did it because he was forced to. i guess they tried to offer our casemiro but everyone knows how washed he is so it didnt work
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>>144095990
give me drury over tyler anyday desu
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OP webm is surfsterre
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'Chelsea can't compete with Toney, Osimhen offers from Saudi Arabia'

Sky Sports News chief reporter Kaveh Solhekol at Stamford Bridge:

"It’s now looking a little unlikely Osimhen is going to come to Chelsea.

"Chelsea have been pushing hard to try to get him but the stumbling block has been money. We know. There’s no way Chelsea could get close to matching saudi spending. ''
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>>144095990
Drury? More like not dreary
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Did he just spill tomorrow's lineup?
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>>144096024
>put her in google
>suggested surfsterre shoe size
why would people even want to know this
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>>144096051
i mean he hasnt changed the xi all season so its probs the exact same as last week
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I don't know about you boys but this deadline day has got me jacked. JACKED TO THE TITS
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>>144096081
gonna have a cheeky can of relentless to get me pumped up for the final 2 hours
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>>144096096
i'm gonna have a cheeky overdose of something. see you in a bit
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>>144096107
todd?
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>>144096117
yeah, i'm todd boehly. hdyk?
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>Rangers have signed Feyenoord defender Neraysho Kasanwirjo on a season-long loan
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solanke solanke
for fun its a wonderful toy
its fun for a girl or a boy
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Palace complete signing of Wolfsburg's Lacroix

Crystal Palace have completed the signing of Wolfsburg centre-back Maxence Lacroix.

The Eagles will pay an initial £18m for the 24-year-old, with add-ons potentially taking the deal to £31m.

Lacroix spent a season working under Palace boss Oliver Glasner at Wolfsburg.
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>>144096193
18mil for a sparkling water, mad
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>>144096227
atleast it wasnt for remy lacroix, shes jlingz level of finished
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Wolves forward Silva to join Las Palmas

Latest from Sky Sports News reporter Danyal Khan:

Las Palmas have agreed a deal with Wolves for striker Fabio Silva.
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>>144096243
You have to respect her love of the game.
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>>144096268
One of the most obvious cases of money laundering ever?
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>Personal terms have been agreed between Birmingham City and Fulham striker Jay Stansfield.

If Brum don't win every single game in League One from now on they have failed
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>>144096320
need a brown brummie gf transferred to me before the window shuts
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>>144095319
Who
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>>144096268
>porco prospects
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Chelsea are now out of the race for Ivan Toney, who they expect to move to Al Ahli.

Chelsea's move for Jadon Sancho is now up to Manchester United and the winger. The Blues have made loan bids with an obligation and an option to buy.

Raheem Sterling's future remains unclear. Chelsea are in talks with several interested clubs over the winger, with Arsenal remaining an attractive destination.
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Palace agree loan deal for Chelsea's Chalobah

Latest from Sky Sports News' Michael Bridge and Lyall Thomas:

Crystal Palace have agreed a season-long loan move with Chelsea for Trevoh Chalobah.

The deal for the 25-year-old defender does not include an option or an obligation to buy.

Chalobah has been training away from Chelsea's first team as he is not part of Enzo Maresca's plans.
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>>144095433
He's a liability, clubs don't want to deal with his attitude. It's the same reason Mitrovic never got a move to a good club.
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>>144096574
>He's a liability, clubs don't want to deal with his attitude.
Exactly. Shows how blinkered that bloke is if he thinks people don't want Toney because he played at Northampton and Peterborough.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BEEB:

>Arsenal are in talks to sign Chelsea winger Raheem Sterling.

>The 29-year-old is believed to be keen on a move across London which could take the form of a loan deal.

>The main complication involved in the talks is in how to cover the England international's £300,000-a-week wages.

>It may require all three parties between Sterling, Arsenal and Chelsea.
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Brighton midfielder Dahoud joins Frankfurt

Brighton midfielder Mahmoud Dahoud has joined Eintracht Frankfurt for an undisclosed fee.

The 28-year-old joined Brighton on a free transfer from Borussia Dortmund last summer but made just 14 appearances, and spent the second half of the 2023/24 season on loan at Stuttgart.
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Sancho status?
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>>144096688
let's gooooooooooooooo. didn't think anyone would take him.
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are liverpool singing anyone else
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Benfica defender Morato passes Forest medical

Latest from Sky Sports News senior reporter Rob Dorsett:

Benfica defender Morato has passed a medical ahead of a £25m move to Nottingham Forest.

Morato is expected to sign his Forest deal ahead of Friday's 11pm deadline.
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how much time until the window closes?
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>>144096708
Bencho

DESU I dont get why they dont loan him to Dortmund again?
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>>144096796
nah dont think so
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>>144096803
3h
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>>144096803
2 hours and 51 minutes
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>>144096803
2 bong 51 bings
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Sky Sports News' chief reporter Kaveh Solhekol:

"Raheem Sterling is not just motivated by money, that's why he was never going to move to Saudi Arabia or the Scottish Premiership.

"Arsenal is an attractive destination for him - a model club, challenging for titles, in the Champions League.

"And really importantly, Raheem Sterling's family are settled in London.

"Now, the proposal has been put to him and it's one he's seriously considering.

"I've had a message in the last few minutes saying talks are advancing and real progress is being made.

"Someone on the other end of the deal felt Raheem was going to make this move away from Chelsea.

"He's still 29, feels he has a lot to offer the game - he wants to get back to his best, play at the highest level again.

"His ultimate ambition is to win some more trophies and get his England squad place back."
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>>144096799
another portuguese fraud
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>>144096834
>money
>the Scottish Premiership
?
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>>144096809
Who could have guessed a player PSG, Barca, Juve and Chelsea expressed interest in could be hard to sell
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>>144096857
I heard Dundee have thousands to spend
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Carlos Forbs has landed in England ahead of his move to Wolves.

The Ajax winger is set to undergo a medical and all is on track for the deal to be completed before the 11pm deadline.
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A Trusty new option in defence...

We are delighted to announce the signing of American International defender, Auston Trusty, on a five-year deal - subject to international clearance

Trusty the process!
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>>144096155
getting rid of Todd Cantwell will be like a new signing for them tho. Unless he's opened his mouth before sigining on the dotted.
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>>144096834
if sterling didn't really care about being on 300k+ he'd still be at city
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Brentford FC
@BrentfordFC
We wish @_FrankOnyeka
all the best as he joins Bundesliga side FC Augsburg
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>>144096857
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Sterling is desperate to end Pep's run of titles. Arsenal seem a bit reluctant though
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>>144097148
a bit reluctant to end peps run of titles?
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Who is Uniteds next scapegoat gonna be now that McTominay is gone
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>>144097173
its great that FFP is encouraging clubs to hang on to their homegrown talent
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>>144096834
Sterling desperate to "Put The Pressure On" with Arsenal
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>>144097173
casemiro
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>>144097173
Antony
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>>144097330
rest in power king
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>>144097330
Good luck la. I think he'll do well in Serie A
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James Ward-Prowse has completed his Nottingham Forest ahead of a season-long loan move from West Ham.
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>>144097219
The rules that UEFA use do encourage this. The Prem is swapping to them next season, after everyone has already had to sell all of their academy players.
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>>144097330
Who will bail Ten Hag out will last minute blooters now?
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>>144097535
their latest uruguayan
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>>144097173
ten slhag
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>>144097551
>ten slag vs arne slut this weekend
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Brentford have signed wonderkid Jayden Meghoma from Southampton.

The 18-year-old left-back will join the Bees' first-team squad as cover for Rico Henry, who is coming back from a serious knee injury.
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>>144096911
just a CB now Wolfies!
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>>144097605
mah dick
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Only 2hr 6m left in the transfer window

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PLAYERS
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>>144097716
everyone's scared of psr
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Why's thread so slow? It's Friday night
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>>144097716
Only big moves I can imagine happening are Sancho to Chelsea and Sterling to Arsenal.
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>>144097822
Out shagging
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What's happening with Osimhen?
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Raheem Sterling is hopeful a late deal can be agreed for him to join Arsenal.

Talks are advancing over what is likely to be a loan deal.

Sterling is waiting for the green light to move to the Emirates. The winger's priority was a permanent exit from Chelsea but working with Mikel Arteta at Arsenal is seen as a great opportunity.

Sterling worked alongside the Spaniard during his time as Pep Guardiola's No 2 at Manchester City.
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>>144097852
Going to either Al Ahli or Chelsea
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Arsenal sign Bournemouth keeper Neto on loan

Arsenal have signed Bournemouth defender Neto on a season-long loan.

The Brazilian replaces Aaron Ramsdale, who joined Southampton earlier on Friday.
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>>144097330
Steve Clarke will have a lot of traveling to do to watch his players
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It’s not just PSR. If you are in Europe you have the UEFA SCR. So for the league you need to make big profits and sell academy, second contract and free transfer players. For Europe you need to minimise amortisation costs by keeping academy, second contract and free transfer players. The rules pull you in 2 different directions.
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Wolves winger Chiquinho to join Mallorca

Latest from Sky Sports News reporter Danyal Khan:

Wolves winger Chiquinho is travelling to join Spanish side Mallorca
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Latest from Sky Sports News reporter Dharmesh Sheth:

Ipswich are in talks with Arsenal over the loan signing of winger Reiss Nelson.

Fulham and two other Premier League clubs are understood to be interested in the 24-year-old.
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Fabrizio said the Ugarte deal will be officially "very soon".
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>>144095433
>>144096574
>>144096622
what's toney done to be such a cunt? Just the betting thing or general behaviour?
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AC Milan have signed Roma striker Tammy Abraham
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>>144096972
Sterling was on more money at City lad
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Watching Beat the Chasers on ITV1

Transfer Deadline Day a bit boring this year.
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>>144098151
it had potential, there was rumours of a sterling-sancho swap, and other weird shit but then nothing happaned
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>>144098036
9:30 UK time
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>>144098189
Sterling going to Arsenal I hear
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sipping on a nice cider :)
hopefully we get a few more transfers today
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>>144097642

Wolves have signed Dundee defender Sebastian Lochhead.
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Nat Phillips is a nice signing
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how many players in the chelsea bomb squad have made it out alive and how many are left to rot
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>>144098416
the bolton baresi himself
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>>144098473
goat
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>>144098442
rot gang is here
>>144095583
but i think broja sterling and chalobah have a chance to make it out the hood
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Sat thinking about our impending 8-0 win over Liverpool this Sunday
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Is the premier league era finally over? Real Madrid will get el duo decima before another PL team wins it

>>144098442
It's pretty insane that a player would ever join Chelsea now. You may as well just go to Al-Saud
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>>144098394
just a defender that isn't a teenager now Wolfies!
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>>144096643
>It may require the player, buying club, and selling club to come to an agreement for the deal to be completed
Is this the level of journalism were at now?
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>>144098442
trust the process, hes already sold two players to his b team in france today
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>>144098497
ive been an unironic fan of his for years, probably needs to sort out whoever handles his contract negotiations because he should have left liverpool a while ago. still under contract til 26 apparently (according to james pearce), although transfermarkt says 25
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>>144098562
yeah, he had one decent year and then klopp gave him a 5 year deal off it on crazy wages, 50k a week or something and hes too shit for any club that can actually pay it
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Manchester United have completed the signing of Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Manuel Ugarte.

The Uruguay international has signed a five-year deal - with the option for a further 12 months - at Old Trafford, arriving for an initial €50m plus a potential €20m in add-ons.

Ugarte will not be eligible to play for United in 'the classic' against Liverpool on Sunday - live on Sky Sports - as he was not registered in time.
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>>144098473
dun'em
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>>144096911
He was limping on Sky just now ...
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Lovely
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>>144098645
he'll fit right in
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>>144098651
>>144098516
painting anon and dave are here...
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Cheeky
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>>144098645
could be worse
could be wassname moreno and be out for weeks cause of shoulder injury in first training session
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>>144098695
that top on the left looks straight out of 1995
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>>144098556
how will he feed his addiction to buying shit players when chels get a transfer ban
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>>144098709
and that's why it's good.
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>>144098695
whet even are tezos.
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>>144098556
Boehly's wife found that phone & was shocked with what she found. A Tinder account but all the ppl on it were young men & dressed in various football kits. She confronted him & asked "are you buying more footballers for Chelsea again Tom?", to which he replied sheepishly "no...no, I'm...I'm gay". Tom's wife replied "yeh, if only you were" & walked away laughing.
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>>144098734
Tezos are disks that were distributed as promotional items with products of Frito-Lay and its subsidiaries around the world. The idea behind Tezos started out similar to Pogs, whereby each Tezo contained a score value, and a game was played to 'win' Tezos from other players.
per wikipedia

>>144098711
he can still sign them for his shit french team
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>>144098762
think you mean tazos la
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>>144098597
still think he'd do a job at a lower end PL club, especially if he had left a year or two ago and was playing regularly. now i dunno
also i've never made a webm before let me see if this works, to replace the .gif i posted earlier. the konate reaction is great
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>>144098695
unironically a great signing, works really hard off the ball so makes up for mainoo doing no defensive work in midfield
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>>144098762
Close
>Tezos is an open-source blockchain that can execute peer-to-peer transactions and serve as a platform for deploying smart contracts.
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>>144098806
people bid 5-10m for him every window and they keep rejecting it then putting him in the reserves thinking itll raise his value
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>>144098806
who got done there kephren thuram?
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>>144098817
Exactly. b-but hes a psg outcast and mainoos shit!
It's going to be glorious.
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>>144098762
why has it put 'win' in quotations, is it implying i didnt win my tezos fairly?
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>Chelsea on verge of agreement with Manchester United to sign Jadon Sancho. Deal for 24yo #MUFC winger season-long loan with obligation to buy next summer. Personal terms in place as all parties work to complete #DeadlineDay transfer

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1829620660341260785
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>>144098861
franck kessie (and ibrahimovic)
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>>144098884
chelsea are so dumb kek
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Reiss Nelson has chosen to join Ipswich on loan from Arsenal.
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>>144098884
Yep, I'm thinking utd dominated this transfer window easily. We'll have an immense team after the next window, and then it's time to challenge.
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>>144098894
TRUST
THE
PROCESS
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I guarantee the prem starts rolling back the PSR and FFP shite a bit after the window. It’s been so shit and boring and we can’t have the customers bored because they couldn’t onions face over SPANISH WONDER KID/OVER RATED THIRD WORLD MIDFIELDER TO ARSENAL/MANU/LIVERPOOL/ETC FOR 100 MILLION HERE WE GO. This is an entertainment business after all.
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>Chelsea on verge of agreement with Manchester United to sign Jadon Sancho. Deal for 24yo MUFC winger season-long loan with obligation to buy next summer. Personal terms in place as all parties work to complete Deadline Day transfer
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1829620660341260785
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>>144098695
I look exactly like Ugarte
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>>144098924
liverpoo never spend any money anyway and united still spent 200m+, i havnt seen it stop these teams really
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>>144098884
INEOS have bossed the this transfer window
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>>144098942
maybe uruguayans are white after all...

>>144098954
united even bought a french wonderkid for 60m.
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Ryan Fraser has completed his move to Southampton from Newcastle.
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West Brom are trying to complete a free transfer for Everton defender Mason Holgate.
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dance puppets
everything in its right place
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Osimhen is staying at Napoli
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>>144099019
>>144099026
kek
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>>144098994
remember when he accused firmino of calling him something racist (after shoving him into the stands in a very dangerous manner), it was disproved and nobody ever mentioned it again? good times
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>>144098651
Pepe looking good here
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>>144099026
yeah, did you hear that? they made it seem like he's just not gonna play at all this year. I wonder how long that'll last
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[Fabrizio Romano] BREAKING: Jadon Sancho to Chelsea, here we go! Loan deal with obligation to buy clause agreed between the clubs. Sancho already said yes as he wanted Chelsea move, deal now agreed between all parties. Man United accepted the proposal and deal is now set to he signed.
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>>144099019
excellent post
TRUST THE PROCESS
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>>144098954
utd have now made well over 100m in sales, including academy players, which helps with FFP.
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>>144099035
thats all i know him for kek. not a premier league quality player
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>>144099043
It seems silly because he wasn't actively fighting against leaving, wasn't his fault no-one really came in for him
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With Sancho being sold, United now have a NET Spend of 46M lmaooooo
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>>144099058
thats how it should be, sell the academy players who arent top 8 level and use it to fund signings
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>>144098968
He dresses like me too. My dad was a sailor so maybe he's my brother.
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>>144099035
hes pretty much nevertons nat phillips
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>>144099087
what's funny about that?
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>>144099068
Aren’t his contract demands a little over the top?
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>>144098954
They were just the first team that came into my head. You can’t deny this window has been shit.
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>>144099117
dave is implying that they went from a 8th place squad to a league challenging squad for only 50m which he then laughs at
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>>144099117
ABUs always talking about United spending so much and now they've spent less than Redditpool
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if Chelsea brought in Sancho without finding a club for Sterling I’m kekkin so hard
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>>144099127
i think its just gonna be new loopholes every year to get around it. 2nd clubs, player ''swaps'' for 50m each, 10 year contracts etc
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CHIESA INJURED - THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>144099150
its happening...

>>144099136
pool spent 40m but sold like 60m i think
dunno how the sancho loan fee works into it though
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Poonited will finish 7th
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>>144095319
SEX
TITTIES
ASS
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>>144099019
Need CB depth and an upgrade at GK?
FUCK IT BRING IN ANOTHER WINGER
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>Man United overspending on dogshit again like they have every season for the last decade
>Somehow it's different this time
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>>144099151
Why don’t they just fuck it off though? Everyone knows money runs the league and has done for decades why pretend? Especially when it’s obviously detrimental to the product they are trying to sell.
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>>144095433
Cunt puts the ball in the back of the net though.
>>144095533
>pro/rel
No need. Only teams from the big leagues should be in the CL and ban the big league teams from the other two competitions.
Everyone's a winner.
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>>144099177
still a huge leap from 8th and a -GD last year
ETHs cooking
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>>144098792
I've got a Pikachu one lying around somewhere
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>daves gone off the deep end again
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>we've continued selling our midfielders without replacing them
I hate transfer windows
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Dave here AMA
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transfer window ending and dementino didn't sign any cb nor midfielder
senile old man doomed our season only to sell Mbappe shirts
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>>144099210
the pool cope is real. fucking love it.
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>>144099259
why dont you get a job?

>>144099257
theyre shit if you have an incompetent DOF. im a sneeds fan and all we do every window is get worse
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>>144095990
>Peter Drury sings Oasis
That's an album I'd buy for the car
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>>144099275
i think youll still win la liga cos barca are cooked.
but it is a bit weird how you spent a lot on pendrick then mbappe to play CF which you didnt really need.
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>Brighton selling Gilmour
Milner is a legit starter for da retarded gulls
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Any update on the javi martinez to Liverpool situation?
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>>144099326
heh... my boy milningz..
he just needs... more time..
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>>144095994
Surprised Casememe hasn't ended up in Saud or the US t b h
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>>144099326
good, i want him to get the appearance record
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>>144099341
some lad on twitter saw him in a greggs in coventry, had a suitcase with him
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>>144099275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTGD3PV5Sj8

Reminder this is the guy who had your defence on strings yesterday
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if united get an obligation to buy out of chelshit then this is the biggest mogging united has done in a transfer window in over a decade

ineos are kino
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>>144099349
He can still be useful this season but he'll most likely get sold the next.
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>>144099349
they got mad that everyone called the league a retirement home so now refuse to buy players over 30
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>>144099341
FUCK YOU
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>>144099372
they did
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>>144099372
i feel like bullying todd like this should be against the rules
its like tricking a retard
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Stunned by the inaction of Newcastle.
They can't expect Howe to finish top 4 with Krafth at CB and Almiron on the wing.
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>>144099341
Always makes me laugh
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>>144099372
It is an obligation to buy, confirmed. Love it. chelsea are fucking retarded.
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>>144097330
K I N O
I
N
O
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>>144099367
kek
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>>144099392
Since getting bent over by united in the final, Saudis have realised its not worth it and they'll never be a top club

Over 70 years without a domestic trophy lol
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>>144099392
saudi arabia is a failed state
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Southampton have submitted a deal sheet in order to gain extra time to complete their move for West Ham's Maxwel Cornetto.
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I'll stop calling Sir Jim a Chelsea fan if he's actually managed to get them them to buy Sancho kek
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Will Chelsea be able to sign Osimhen?

Latest from Kaveh Solhekol and Dharmesh Sheth:

With less than one hour of the window remaining, Chelsea are running out of time to complete a deal for Victor Osimhen.

Despite conversations throughout Friday, the Blues are yet to agree a fee with Napoli, or a contract with the striker.
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>>144099314
>Barca are cooked
they're not, Flick is actually doing magic there as long as they get no more injuries and recover de jong, araujo and gavi we're cooked
also Vallecano and Villareal who always do good against us is are playing good this season and Atletico will play their hearts outs against us as usual, unless camavinga changes everything we're losing at least 5 games this league we're doomed
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>>144099418
FUCK YOU
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>>144099350
He might now. The midfielder who was supposed to Milner in the starting 11 had his ankle shattered into a million pieces 5 minutes into his debut by a league 1 shitter
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>>144099445
He has, and you've always been a fucking retard like 90% of people here.
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Romano: Obligation to buy clause for Jadon Sancho to Chelsea from Man United is around £25m.
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>>144099439
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It really sucks that news breaks on twitter because I have to read the thoughts and musings of a bunch of Indians Africans and Middle Easterners.
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>>144099415
Take your meds Dave
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>>144099467
BASED

You should suck my balls aha x
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>>144099452
>as long as they get no more injuries
kek they have a team of 16 year old kids and no dr fuentes anymore, they will have 8 players by january

so camavinga and tchoumeni are finished? maybe you should have sold one and bought ugarte or something
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>>144099418
You can say Sunderland is better, you can call them pseudo scots, you can mock their awful accents and fat women.

BUT YOU DO NOT INSULT THE CALIPHATE OF SAUDI ARABIA. HIS EMINENCE WILL NOT BE INSULTED

*licks Saudi rim*
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>>144099464
he only needs 18 anyway, they definitely would have chucked him on at 85 minutes enough for him to get the record this season. or at least i hope they would
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>>144099479
we all know that feel
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Which is the most racist PL team?
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>>144099473
25m is pretty shit considering his original price, but pretty good if they dont have to contribute anything wage wise, just removing that 350k wage is huge
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>>144099484
Ugarte couldn't hack it in france, I doubt real were desperate to sign him
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>>144099495
spurs against non jews
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>>144099484
camavinga is great, tchouameme is crystal palace tier at best i don't understand why this nog is not sold yet
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>>144099484
>buy complete psg flop

why would they do that lmfao
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>>144099488
Calm down Dave, Usharte will get you above them in the league this time don’t worry!
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>>144099526
kek
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>>144099473
>>144099509
They pay 25M next year. They pay 10M this year.
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any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
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>>144099314
they probably just signed mbop so no one else could get him
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Sterling to Assna kek
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>>144099495
Historically chelsea, but iirc everton had some racism incidents. They used to chant niggerpool after liverpool signed john Barnes
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>>144099484
they should have sold that zesty brazillian shitter rodrygo
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https://www.youtube.com/live/sNApRTV6mII?si=yEUCcd_Kfdvm8T2s

FABRIZIO LIVE STREAM
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>>144099546
>>144099341
apparently he snubbed us to stay in qatar, but the deal could be resurrected in january
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>>144099551
Thus ends the ability to mock sterling in this thread

Going forward if anybody criticises sterling even indirectly you will be met with ruthless passive aggressiveness from arsewog.... sorry a neutral fan
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>>144099552
>irish brummie mancunian welshmen
>racist
ironic
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>>144099552
imagine being a chelsea fan from back then and seeing the team now
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>>144099588
Chelsea have minced out of the tunnel to a reggae song since the late 60s
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Latest from Sky Sports News chief reporter Kaveh Solhekol:

"The deal is very close to being agreed now. It will be a loan deal plus an obligation for Chelsea to sign Jadon Sancho.

"I know it will come as a surprise to Chelsea fans who will be scratching their heads thinking, 'do we need Jadon Sancho?' with so many wide players already. Chelsea have signed Joao Felix and Pedro Neto.

"What it seemed they needed really was an out-and-out No 9. Well they haven't got the No 9 but they will almost certainly now be signing Jadon Sancho.

"The reason they have gone for Sancho is that it was too good a deal to turn down.

"There are people here at Chelsea who used to work with Sancho at Manchester City. They believe that while he has had problems at Manchester United, they believe that is due to Uniteds dysfunction which has led to many highly touted players underperforming.

"Three years ago, Sancho was a player who moved from Borussia Dortmund to United for a fee of around £85m.

"They feel it is a risk worth taking and that he can get back to his best at Stamford Bridge this season, but of course he is going to have a fight on his hands to get into the side because they've got so many wide players."
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>>144099588
I wonder what they get up to these days
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>>144099613
tango on the right
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>>144099613
prison probably
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Can't believe I'm witnessing Man United win a transfer window...

Is this the 2000s?
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decent first window for team ineos. Didn't manage to get rid of all the rubbish but it's a start
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>>144099609
so basically they only did it cos they think united are retards
someones gonna look dumb here either way
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>>144099376
No he can't
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You will never be a backup keeper named NEETO
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swapping Sterling for Sancho isn't that bad is it? They're both squad players and Sancho is on much lower wages. I feel like it's low risk and he's 24, chelsea have so many players they can raise 25m by snapping their fingers
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>>144099666
>picks the ball out of his own neto 8 times as man united beat him 8-0
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>>144099635
Tango long since solved racism
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>>144099674
sancho was on 375k compared to sterlings 300k
also sterling prefers to go to arsenal over united
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>>144099674
It's 8M loan fee + 25M next summer.

United pay 20% of his wages this season.
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>>144099683
is that his daughter? shes dead now...
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>>144099648
>sold their best striker
>bought weghorsts back up
>bought more ajax shitters
>bought a uber eats mega flop
>unable to get rid of casemiro
>70m on a perma crock 18 year old

getting rid of sancho was good tbf
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>>144099326
genuinely sad about this transfer. Feel like I was the only one who rated him. He's one of the best holding midfielders when in possession (in my opinion).
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>>144099709
what if sancho goes back to dortmund sancho at chelsea. he might start trying if the new fifa is shit
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>>144099685
oh I read on reddit that he agreed to lower wages. the guy that said it has a lot of karma and he's usually right. are you sure hes on the same deal??
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>>144099678
>this is what Dave actually believe will happen
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>>144099693
Yes
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You know United have done well because the ABUs are making cope posts already

KEK!
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>>144099720
new manager hates manlets
he will fit in well in italy where everyones a manlet
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Any updates on the gf to Anon FC situation? getting desperate here
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>>144099674
Sterling is orders of magnitude better than Snacho and nobody knows what the wages are
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>>144099723
oh sancho might have took a paycut to join chelsea, i meant his united wage
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>>144099683
That Purple Aki?
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>>144099693
I don't think tango is long for this world either, he looks bad lately
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You know Arsenal have done well because the ABAs are making cope posts already

KEK!
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scousers will supply us with a nice /mug/ on sunday evening
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>>144099737
heard theres a brown gf in stockholm available for you
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>>144099747
>Sterling is orders of magnitude better than Snacho
they are both bad but this is just not true, sterling was so fuckin bad last year
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>>144099737
GF has publicly stated that the facilities of Anon FC are not impressive, her recent tour of Chad FC has convinced her that that is where she should sign
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>>144099760
what an absolute unit. must be like 30 stone
makes claude look like a sticc
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How it feels to support United since Sir Jim Chadcliffe took over
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>>144099772
>[Romano] GF contract demand would break Anon FC wage structure. Deal close to collapse.
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>>144099693
His daughter was unironically taking BBC
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>>144099774
sancho is a shroedingers cat situation
was he shit or was man utd shit
cos sancho at man utd was way worse than chelsea sterling
but dortmund sancho was way better
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>>144099735
What was up with the rumours going around saying hurzeler prefers gilmour to stay but the club wanted him gone?
>he will fit in well in italy where everyones a manlet
I hope so. Will be watching him
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>>144099776
chad fc sign more players than chelsea nowadays
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>>144099609
I find it difficult to believe anyone on Chelsea's staff could call another PL club dysfunctional with a straight face
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>>144099737
Egyptian gf last seen around nordermalm, op needs hang around that circle library to meet her
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>>144099737
communication has ended in the last days
Anon FC had been focused on other priorities but came up empty and may have missed out yet another window
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>Arse are unironically going to get Sterlel
What a clown show
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>>144099774
Sterling is still a good player, great signing for Arsenal desu
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>>144099823
i think thats not true, herzeler wants big strong ngubus who run around a lot (and james milner). gilmour will be a decent regista there, like jorginho at napoli back in the day
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>>144099839
i dont find it hard to believe, have you heard them?
i mean they shouldnt but i can sure believe they would think it
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>>144099859
I don't think he is, I think he was a pace merchant who relied on speed and fear of penalties to be successful.

His pace has failed and his dives no longer get the decision.
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>>144099854
>>144099859
the duality of man
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Wolves complete signing of Fluminense's Andre

Wolves have completed the signing of midfielder Andre.

The 23-year-old Brazil international arrives from Fluminense.
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Austin Trusty mentioned!!!
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>>144099903
i'm confused, could you explain again
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>>144099903
this is gonna be interesting. he looks good in brazil but plays a unique role in a meme tactic, dunno how he will adapt to a standard formation
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>>144099887
I'm confident I'll be proven right on this
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This has to be the shittest deadline day in history. Literally fucking nothing going on.
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>>144099914
Wolves have completed the signing of midfielder Andre.
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'Swapping Sterling for Sancho blows my mind' | Dawson questions Sancho to Chelsea

Premier league legend Michael Dawson tells Sky Sports News he cannot understand Chelsea's decision to move for Jadon Sancho and allow Raheem Sterling to leave.
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>>144099737
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Someone explain to me how a league one club are spending £10m on one player
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>>144099947
its here we gover...
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>>144099861
>herzeler wants big strong ngubus who run around a lot
He has signed zero (0) of those
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>>144099948
its the biggest club in the midlands to be fair
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Not a bad season for 17 yo Chiku at NAC Breda.
Called up to NT for a few matches and btfo'd Suarez out of starting XI

Now it's time for Sampdoria,

but this year it will be not as easy cause the competition are Montella, Hesselink and Cassano.
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>>144099969
sheff utd are in league 1?
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>>144099958
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>>144099974
wheres his neck?
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>>144099979
yorkshire is norf
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Not gonna lie, I'm low-key excited about watching United again. The last time I was this interested was after the 2016 transfer window (and we all know how that ended, lol). But it looks like they're actually trying to build something this time, and they've been playing good footy so far.
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>>144099990
kek
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Lyon complete Zaha signing

>>144099990
>mfw
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>>144099999
ill believe it if they can beat pool at OT this weekend
if they dont do that theyre frauds again. if they do it then theyre back
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>>144100000
Wasted
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>>144099948
Steady on mate. Liverpool have done well to raise that money.
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My sources tell me Anon FC paid twice the market value for gf, but due to a lack of character at the club gf has opted for a loan move to Ngubu FC with the wages being paid for by Anon FC
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>>144099999
Wasted
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>>144100000
>get ruined in a boring soccerfag thread
figures
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>>144100000
Quints to anon fc, here we go!
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>>144099931
Prem had to protect the top 6 cartel sorry couldn’t have anyone spending any actual money or any fun transfers. It’s about sustainability!
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Sky Sports News deserve praise for not banging on about the Scotch league all day
First time they've done this
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>>144099999
>>144100021
They will beat Liverpool 3-1 on Sunday. It was revealed to me in a dream.
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todd boehly has 10x spent more money on chelsea than /sp/ has had posts in its history
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>>144099999
digits confirm
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>>144100059
well I'll tell ya whot clive, i've never seen a game won on pehpah
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Chelsea set to give up on Osimhen deal

Latest from Sky Sports News chief reporter Kaveh Solhekol:

Chelsea are resigned to not signing Victor Osimhen this summer.

The Blues made a final offer for the Napoli striker this evening but are still awaiting a response.

With 20 minutes to go until the window closes, Osimhen is now not expected to move to Stamford Bridge.
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>>144100074
>another year of jackson kino
shamone!
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>>144098911
Don't give me hope m8, I can't take it.
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>no more fans behind the camera at the training ground moments anymore
sky wankers
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>>144100021
Liverpool is still a much better team, so if United play a good game like they did against Brighton, even if they lose, I’d still keep watching them.
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>>144100097
that lad with the dildo took it too far and ruined it for everyone
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super sunday looking unironically super for once this weekend
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Newcastle's window is not being spoken about enough. Snub after snub, dogshit awful window.
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>it's my dream to come to england, especially leeds
kek
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15m until the transfer window SLAMS ahut
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>>144100137
i can only imagine how grim your life must be if going to sneeds is your dream
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Crystal Palace have completed the signing of Eddie Nketiah.

The striker arrives from Arsenal for a fee of up to £50m, with the Gunners retaining a significant sell-on clause.
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Nottingham Forest have completed the signing of Benfica defender Morato.
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>>144100097
>we'll never get 'Arry talking to reporters out of his car again.
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Raheem Sterling has arrived at Arsenal's training ground.
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Can't believe Chelsea slipped in one final snub just for /trans/
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>>144100173
im not a fackin wheeler dealer im a fackin futbaw manager
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>>144099782
don't think I've skipped since primary school
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>>144100186
todd exists purely to give us kino
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Oh so Sancho is finally out (again)? Still just a loan though so no eulogy yet.
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corr blimey

Vicario

Porro Romero VdV Udogie

Bissouma Gray Bergvall

Odobert Kulusevski Son


your europa league champions and 2nd in epl, people
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>>144100214
its a loan with obligation to buy
>>144099609
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>>144100222
funniest post itt
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>genuinely believed claims we was gonna get a ‘surprise signing’ as we sold half our depth in JWP, Cornet, Aguerd and Zouma
>just got Carlos Soler instead
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>>144100222
i can see them getting 4th above united if big ange isnt exposed as a fraud with no plan b
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>>144100236
never trust itks m8
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>>144100236
i remember when soler was a fm wonderkid.
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Not flowing as well tonight
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>>144100236
best psg midfielder signed today desu
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https://x.com/ManUtd/status/1829579934026612939?t=R24c1AFiSp_bkLqSdq6Xqw&s=19 dude got announced like a senior signing. He's 18 though so i wonder if he'll be promoted to the senior team, provided he's on a different level when playing for the academy team.
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>>144100247
In his defence he said maybe and said it ages ago but I done got myself hyped. Oh well still been a great window
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>>144099991
he got his neck anon, don't worry
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>>144100269
the club you signed him from doesnt have a wikipedia. big step up
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>>144099887
He didn't adapt his diving to the modern game. He needs to learn the patented McGinn/Grealish arse technique.
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Everton defender Mason Holgate has once again joined West Brom on loan for the 2024/25 season.

The 27-year-old defender returns to The Hawthorns, having spent the second half of the 2018/19 campaign with the Championship club.
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Sterling medical at le arse
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>>144100308
he has the arse for it judging by how he runs
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Anthony Martial and Brandon Williams still haven't got a new club
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sterling will bench shartinelli unironically
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>>144100269
did they sign that Arsenal striker yet
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>>144100337
martial is strange unless hes trying to get a big deal
brandon williams was never good, league 2 level player
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>>144100343
arsenal are suing them over it atm
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Mental when Sancho turns it on at Chelsea and the ETH cope force goes into overdrive
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So are we signing Reiss Nelson or not?
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>sterlel
Who's arsenal taking next? Mudryk?
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How the fuck did Chelsea go through this transfer window without signing a proven striker? Doesn't even need to be a mega-star, just someone who can be trusted not to hit row z when faced with an empty goal.
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>>144100194
>Goes on to do adverts for any old shite
Classic 'arry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJQ_5fgXYNI&t=11s

And now
The window's closed
We'll slide across
The transfer curtain

Fat Slot got snubbed
Big Jim swindled
But Chelsea lost
That much we're certain

We've seen
Some new gimmicks
Fake warchests, Spurs being revolutionary
But Anon
Remember this
It's back in January
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it’s over
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>>144100372
i think so
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>>144100384
What timing
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Chelsea are hilarious
>start every summer demanding a sale of Lukaku, ending up loaning him twice and then finally selling for £10m below their asking price
>Demand £40m for Broja, ends not even able to go on loan
>Demand £50m for Chalobah, ends up on a dry loan
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>>144100326
Kek
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>>144100377
what about that guy from atletico madrid omorodeon cinema or whatever they agreed a fee with
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Anyone seen this?
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>>144099823
think he just wanted more minutes so he left.
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>SLAMMED SHUT
That's it lads. No more deals.
>Sterling to Arsenal?
Nah, called off. Not done before the window SLAMMED SHUT.
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>>144100408
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144100408
kek
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>>144100407
Atleti ended up selling him for like 15m or some fraction of what the reported fee was
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>>144100386
>Nelson's Town Move Off, Set to Join Fulham
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>>144100408
kekking IRL
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>>144100375
In fairness Sterling's different class compared to Mudryk
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Marcus Harness joins The Rams on a season long loan from Ipswich Town
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>>144100372
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Reiss Nelson and Armando Broja to Ipswich Town — both deals are OFF.
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>>144100416
*puts a door stop in the window frame*
heh.. my boi arslingz just needs more time...
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>chelsea might have just given Arsenal the final piece to help them win the league
Do these faggots even watch games? Embarrassing stuff
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>>144100408
is this real?
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>>144100408
Todd is the GOAT
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>>144100445
they do watch games
of baseball
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>>144100431
Mudryk could still potentially be good, there's definitely a more favourable risk:reward compared to with a 29 year old.
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>>144100408
based
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>>144100398
Broja was only going if they got Osihmen tbf
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just noticed that the blackest team in the prem is chelsea followed by crystal palace
>>144100453
no, it's chelsea
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>>144100428
my wife
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>>144100467
Now you're thinkin like Todd
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>>144100445
Sterling at city was clutch though and arteta was there
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>>144100453
As it stands, it hasn't happened although idk when French league's transfer window will be closed.
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Nelson to Fulham, here we go
>>144100467
heh...
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>>144100492
i took the toddpill
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>>144100474
Is that why he got as far as a failed medical a few days ago?
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>>144100483
chelsea would be the blackest team in the congolese prem to be fair
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>>144100509
Broja was only going if he passed his medical tbf
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>>144100509
Chelsea thought they were getting the Nigerian obviously
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>>144100236
Moyes will be back by Jan
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>>144100445
Could be though. Sterling always brings the goods in his first season then he get's bored.
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He.looks good
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>>144100337
United's ex players who leave on a free haven't had great luck lately
>Pogbanned for doping
>Lingard in South Korea
>de gea free agent for a year
probably more im forgetting, shows how crap they are and how stupid it was to rely on them for so long
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It’s true that Arteta hates youth players, isn’t it?
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SURVIVING CHELSEA PLAYERS WITHOUT A LOAN OR SQUAD SPOT

Datro Fofana
Broja
Chilwell
Angelo
Casadei
Washington
Bergstrom
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>>144100474
that makes 0 sense
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>>144100548
he only hates arsenal academy players. youth players from other countries are fine
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>>144100548
no, he like nwaneri and spooky-skelly
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>>144100543
balloumi cheese
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>>144100554
Chilwell will be back in at some point I suspect
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Real Betis have signed Tottenham midfielder Giovani Lo Celso on a permanent deal.
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>>144100467
only problem is that chelsea paid triple his value
i think brentford wanted him back in 22 for 30million>>144100526
theyll get him in january imo
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>>144100574
>>144100543
>He is the son of Algerian former footballer Lakhdar Belloumi
>Belloumi scored the winning goal in the 2–1 win over West Germany in the 1982 World Cup, and was a pivotal player in the Algerian national team throughout the 1980s
neat.
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>>144100554
Brutal
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>>144100408
they stopped it because they knew they'd get bent over by UEFA
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Wolves winger Chiquinho has joined Mallorca

Ernest Nuamah's move to Fulham is off, with the winger now set to stay at Lyon.

Boro seal wonderkid Doak on loan from Liverpool

Ward-Prowse joins Forest on loan from West Ham
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EVERTON SIGNED BROJA
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Toney gone.
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>>144100554
surely there must be more who cant be registered?
either way 10m in wasted wages on Chilwell alone,
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>>144095319
Who's this semen demon
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>>144100428
Latest from Sky Sports News' Dharmesh Sheth, Jamie Weir and Mark McAdam:

Ipswich's move for Reiss Nelson is off after the Arsenal winger had a change of heart.

Fulham have now submitted a deal sheet, meaning they will have until 1am to complete a deal for the 24-year-old.

Ipswich are also set to fail in their bid to sign Armando Broja from Chelsea, meaning they will end a frustrating Deadline Day with no new signings.
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>>144100618
emma jones
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>>144100608
Damn
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>>144100622
Broja to Everton
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>>144100614
What a shit career
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>>144100596
I've heard he was a very classy player from some boomer before
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Chelsea have submitted deal sheet in their bid to sign Jadon Sancho, meaning they have until 1am to complete a deal for the Manchester United forward.
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>>144100614
The Jeddah branch of Billy Hills is bracing itself already.
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>>144100554
do the teenagers need a squad spot?
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>>144100580
all the players spurs signed in 19/20 spectacularly failed
even galatasaray coulndt fix that fat fuck ndombele
>>144100607
im surprised saints didnt went for him(jwp)
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Rate >your club's window pls
For Man United, not liking they didn't for a short-term LB, especially knowing Reguilon is still left rotten in Spuds. Also not replacing Sancho isn't very optimal since i think having 5 players rotating in 2 positions isn't too much (although it does speak more about how completely unneeded Sancho is to the point they just want to throw him away without someone new). The rest is alright, wished for a new winger to compete with Rashford and co but think it'd be too expensive to do it now
Feeling either heavy 7 or light 8, for me
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>>144100648
>>144100608
>30m obligation to buy
inb4 they get relegated and cant afford it
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>>144100622
we're stacked in the spots behind the striker, but we have no striker besides Ali Al-Hamadi who isn't even really Championship standard until Hirst is back in maybe two months
granted Nelson isn't an out and out striker either, but it would have been better than nothing
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>>144100671
sounds like the same deal Ipswich had(no obligation if relegated) plus Broja is out until December (that's why Ipswich deal collapsed)
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>>144100667
>Ipswich
8/10
didn't get a striker and maybe could have gotten a better gk than Muric but otherwise very ambitious
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>>144100671
They can't afford it even if the stay up lol
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Sancho will be buzzing that he can smoke weed and play cod with his London friends every night now
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If Arsenal get rid of Nelson they’ll only have a squad of 21 players, one recognised striker, a boomer and a rapist in midfield. Sad!
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>>144100667
everton
3/10, some frauds on loan and sold our only good midfielder
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They stopped doing it but during transfer windows I like to think about the amount of money Chelsea effectively lit on fire their first couple of windows under Clearlake. They could be so much better lol
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>>144100667
3/10 for newcastle. still mad we sold the black vinicius to brighton
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>>144100718
>They stopped doing it

kek
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>>144100720
Eddie is getting sacked soon pal
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>>144100692
Nyr Broja's bizzare deal at Fulham
>If Broja makes ten starts and plays a certain amount of minutes, Fulham will pay almost zero for him.
>But should he not feature in enough games, the club will have to pay a maximum fee of £4m.
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>>144100667
Liverpool.
solid 3/10. didnt really have many holes to fill but didnt really do anything either so cant rate it that high. no new deals for trent or man mountain either.
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>>144100667
>Blades
4/10
Released or sold 20 players and bought some good replacements but the squad is so threadbare Rhian Brewster is our 2nd striker. And also NO FUCKING TAKEOVER YET.
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here we
here we
here we focking go
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>>144100667
>Leicester
4/10
Overspent on some PL clubs' fringe players, signed a Italian bombscare and failed to offload any of the numerous shitters clogging up the wage bill.
Hope the Moroccan lad is good.
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>>144100708
never mind lad.. at least you kept hold of calvert-pooin, so you can get his regular 5 games of full fitness per season
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>>144100667
3/10 Man city
I know its hard to upgrade the team but we didnt upgrade the team. maybe the academy lads earned a shot
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>>144100744
Pep is quaking in his boots.
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>>144100755
its evertover...
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>Sterling to Arse
>Sancho to Chelsea
Mad end to the window t b h d e s u
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>>144100667
I remember you
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>>144100764
youll still walk the league if it aint broke
pep leaves for the england job though
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>>144100656
Cunt thought Mecca was the bingo ffs
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>>144100658
>A club’s Under-21 players are not included on the 25-man squad lists and are eligible to play in the Premier League
>For the 2024/25 Premier League season, Under-21 players will have been born on or after 1 January 2003
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>>144100755
Injury wise, DCL was much better last season. He just got washed though.
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>>144100734
I've seen deals like that before, loaning clubs way of making sure he gets playing time to develop
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>>144100786
nah that guy was the based united pinoy
he used to be here just posting twitter itks etc as real proof united were signing messi.

indonesian lad is way less cringe
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>>144100718
>Kepa
>Pulisic
>Jorginho
>Higuain
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This has to one of the worst windows of all time right?


>Enzo flop
>Fofana crocked
>Mudryk single digit IQ
>Cucurella only good for spain
>Sterling out on loan
>Badiashilli - backup CB
>Madueke - actually ok
>Gusto - success
>Chukwuekma - now 7th choice midfielder
>Casadei - bomb squad
>Santos loaned to Strasbourg
>Auba - contract cancelled
>Fofana - bomb squad
>Felix double flop
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West Ham have confirmed the departure of defender Nayef Aguerd to Real Sociedad
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>>144100708
>>144100794
you got Ndiaye though so its a 10
now get him started tomorrow
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>>144100805
>indonesian lad is way less cringe
I for one am sad t hat the Sancho at United saga is now over. Was always a laugh seeing him get upset.
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>>144100744
Can't wait until he comes full circle and joins his actual boyhood club United at 35 when he's completely finished lol
I actually think this is a solid move for arsenal though. Good cover for the attackers in general
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>>144100732
Yes they have. Even if every signing from this window flops it’ll be nothing compared to their first couple windows, just in terms in the sheer number of players
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>Osimhen won't play a single competitive game until next window opens
KWAB
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>>144100812
this is top 3 woat window
theres spurs use of the bale money and barcas where they spent 300m on coutinho and dembele as the other 2
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>Birmingham have signed Celtic midfielder Tomoki Iwata.
Nip FC is dying lads.
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>>144100821
i believe antony can still become the new sancho
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>>144100809
Cant forget Havertz or Werner either kek. Two more absolute dogshit players they scammed other teams to buy
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>>144100812
Oh fuck I'd already forgotten they'd got Felix back this window
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>>144100828
saudi window hasnt closed yet, can he not leave?
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>>144100828
What happened? I thought Chelsea and Saudis put in a bid?
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>>144100812
>Aubameyang
God that was funny
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>>144100832
>spurs use of the bale money
lmfao oh yeah. Soldado
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>>144100850
chelsea getting 120m for mount and havertz was insane. havertz is one of the worst players ive ever seen and they barely lost any money on him
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>>144100850
Sarri only
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>>144100812
This is what I’m talking about, but tbf they raised a lot of money unloading shitters like Mount/Werner/Koulibaly etc
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>>144100828
Obviously going to Saudi now
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>>144100865
the goats
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>>144100886
eriksen turned out ok i guess
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>>144100839
Always amazes me that Rangers take one look at Celtic's Japs running riot and think nah let's bring in some more Africans
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>>144100850
>>144100868
Havertz scored 14 goals and got 8 assists for Arsenal last year. He alone won them six points by scoring last min winners against Brentford. Arguably nine points since he equalised against Luton. He's got a goal and assist already this season. I think Chelsea are just retarded.

As for you mentioning Mount, he was objectively a good player and was hotly desired. The fact he is shit for United doesn't really matter.
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>>144100868
it was a win win situation if anything
mount on the other hand dude shat the bed at united
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Eddie Nketiah
@EddieNketiah9
·
Follow
Thank you @arsenal
As I say goodbye, I want to take this time to say thank you to everyone at the club, from my teammates to all the wonderful staff who have been a part of my journey and have made this place home for so many years.

Thank you Goons.
Eddie
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>>144100886
Eriksen was class for them
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>>144100827
>Yes they have

spent 20m on a completely unremarkable villa youth player

also tried to by omorodion for 35m who later was sold for 12m

60m on felix who they rejected the chance to sign a year ago and had no interest in until said deal for omorodion collapsed as they couldn't sell Gallagher without buying somebody

nobody will buy their players without them buying a shitter in return, which is about as clear as an example of throwing money in the fire as I have ever seen in football
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>>144100858 >>144100861
Al Ahli ended up only signing Toney who, I believe, ended up using their last foreigner's quota. Chelsea failed since you haven't heard the news Osimhen would move there and the transfer window just closed.
Depends if other Saudi clubs want to sign him instead. He got too greedy with his wage demand.
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>>144100886
>Chudli
kek
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>>144100885
>>144100885
>>144100885
>>144100885
NEW
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>>144100906
theyre still signing shit players just not as many as before because they cant offload the previous ones to fit new ones in the squad
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>>144100899
>He alone won them six points by scoring last min winners against Brentford

that would be 4 points
>Arguably nine points since he equalised against Luton
that would by 5 points

how are you this dense?
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>>144100935
and this is ignoring the opportunity cost of having an actual striker up there
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>>144100935
Because he was the one who turned 1pt into 3pts, therefore he got them the 3pts. What a fucking autistic thing to say.
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>>144100828
Surely Napoli would just play him then? They're on the hook for his wages either way.
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>>144100899
>statfags
Go watch baseball
Havertz doesn’t pass the eye test.
What has he won with Arsenal btw
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>>144100973
mate...
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>>144100973
If you're using "got them the three points" to mean "got them the win" rather than specifically earning the actual point value then adding them up doesn't make sense since that would only follow on from the latter.
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>>144101040
this desu
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>>144095319
turkanon here, how do i find white women like that? 4chan told me they all like brown men
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>>144095319
What is the trans in /trans/ short for?



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