Saturday, 31st August - 12:30 (BST)> Arsenal vs. BrightonSaturday, 31st August - 15:00 (BST)> Nottm Forest vs. Wolves> Leicester City vs. Aston Villa> Ipswich Town vs. Fulham> Brentford vs. Southampton> Everton vs. BournemouthSaturday, 31st August - 17:30 (BST)> West Ham vs. Man CitySunday, 1st September - 13:30 (BST)> Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace> Newcastle vs. TottenhamSunday, 1st September - 16:00 (BST)> Man United vs. Liverpool
>>144111374cmon utd
>Turkish club Eyüpspor met with Newcastle's Kieran Trippier and had talks over personal terms
How many players do Chelsea have to get rid off?Insane to think some of these guys won’t play for six months because the manager who might not even make it that long doesn’t like them
>>144111465i can't imagine it h\s much to do with the manager 2bhthe ownership have shagged the squad with stupid purchases and no plan
eddie howe is a better manager than jurgen klopp
>>144111492jurgen klopp has retired mate
lfc european fixtures
>>144111508yeh cos he was shit
This is about to become the most pathetic transfer window in history for a club. Pure desperation.
behind the scene of Liverpool's hilarious transfer window, copied from >plebbit>Defense: they believe Quansah is the Matip replacement and have enough CBs so they didn't want another.>Midfield: They identified Zubimnedi as the top DM target and thought he would say yes to them. He said no to them. They didn't believe there was another attainable DM available that was similar to him so they didn't go for a plan B.>also they scouted bunch of DM's in Klopps last season but now with Slot as manager he wanted less of a destroyer type and more technically gifted one that can pick a pass and handle pressure/press>Attack: Agreed a £75m deal for Anthony Gordon with Gomez going to Newcastle for £45m. Newcastle pulled the plug when they were able to sell 2 other players. Waited till end of transfer window for Chiesa so that they had more negotiating power. Knew Juve wanted to sell.>Youngsters: They sold/loaned a lot because they don't believe we'll get a lot of injuries like last year that forced us to use the youngsters in a lot of games. They also didn't want to keep young players just to play a few cup games.>They rejected a loan for Tyler Morton from Leverkusen because they wanted to sell him permanently. Bajetic needed game time and trusted him to get it at Salzburg so they agreed a loanincredibly optimistic of them on the 'won't be as injury-ridden compared to last season' part
Top 3 worst windowsNewcastle, Liverpool and Spurs
Villa UCL fixturesPretty decent, Bayern early on good chance to get something from that
>>144111697this poster work for LFC or something or is he just speculating?
>>144111738It was the summary of James Pearce's articleSorry for not mentioning it
>>144111767ah fair enoughwonder if pearce is back in liverpool's favour now that klopp has gone
>>144111517>Bologna>Gironashitters>Lille>PSV almost shittersreally need CL reform pronto
Sanchlingz going to feel right at home among the chelsea ngubus
>>144111697>incredibly optimistic of them on the 'won't be as injury-ridden compared to last season' partOdd thing to think when last season was a lot easier for them with Europe league and generally the squad all a bit younger. Liverpool is looking pretty old now.
>>144111697>Slot as manager he wanted less of a destroyer type and more technically gifted one that can pick a pass and handle pressure/presswhat a Dutch prick, you can tell this guy is about to fraud the club up like all Dutchies do
Let's go lads.Seagulls win incoming
liverpool have to rebuild scouting from scratch because klopp basically fucking ruined it because he was a crap jobber. they really want to pray edwards either has the last word or is good at picking staff or they're in for a bad time
>Raphael Varane, currently removed by Como squad for Serie A season due to injury.
just realised Sunday is the battle of the bald Dutch frauds. wonder which one will fail more
>>144111888Bro played like first 20 minutes and then already half a year gone
>>144111888I remember Juve removed Chiesa from their Serie A squad last season due to injury. Now Liverpool have gone and bought him... good times
>manure sold their only clutch midfielder McSauce for a paltry sum>lost around £60 million on the Wan Bissaka and Van De Beek sales in terms of what they originally paid>sold a player worth at least £60 million in Greenwood for a pittance that they must now donate to a woman's charity>spent over £200m on Yoro, Ugarte, De Ligt and Zirkzee, some no mark injury prone shitters>FAILED to remove Antony, Casemiro and Sancho from their books
So during his brief tenure Jim Radcliffe has Banned his employees from working from home Argued that public money should be used to rebuild his crimbli stadium Briefed that his manager is going to be sacked towards days before the FA Cup final Started laying off his staffAll whilst himself living in Monte Carlo for tax reasons. I suspect he might be a bit of a cunt.
>>144111907>the Italian club are reportedly considering terminating his contract already. (Source: SportMediaset)Welcome to retirement FC
lol format tranny forgot to title his embarrassing, retardedly convoluted thread
>>144111960>>144111965tl; dr Dave WINS
the media labeled maresca as BRUTAL but i think if you're in sterling's position you'd much rather have a manager that's honest and direct to you even if it's a bit hurtful as it at least sends you a clear message to look for opportunities elsewhere rather than arm around the shoulder and vague "i want a big squad with different profiles for different games" kind of empty promises
I'd do anything to be inside /trans/, lads :(
be Newcastle>desperately try to sign any winger in the country>willing to pay 50m for Elanga >even happy to take Reiss Nelson off Arsenal >but you sold Minteh to Brighton already fucking northern monkeys
>>144111976Taking bait that hard, how thick are the aussie cunts xD
>>144111983people don't think Maresca is Brutal or some tough dictator type. they think he is a clown who spent 60m+ on Dewsbury-Hall and Sancho whilst having no vision for his project.
>>144111960>>144111965the disease is terminal
Did Arsenal really sign Sterling? Wtf?Why is Arteta so obsessed with ex-Chelsea players?
>>144112083He wants to be considered clever, hence why he signed Havertz. He wants average players and turn them into world class ones so people can say "OMG WE WERE SO WRONG ABOUT HIM HE'S AN AMAZING COACH"
>>144111406he's fucking off from his wife then?
>Mo Salah: “I want Liverpool fans to remember me as one of their best players to ever play for Liverpool. Maybe the best, okay maybe not the best but at least in the top 2. Okay it can be between me and Stevie [Gerrard].” [@MenInBlazers]Think he already surpassed Gerrard if we're talking about achievement desu.
>>144112151i think "best" has a different meaning to greatesti would agree he's better than gerrard (and pretyt much everyone else) but not greater
>>144112151King Kenny was the best, you zoomer cunts have no idea
>>144112151>Think he already surpassed Gerrard if we're talking about achievement desu.He might surpass him, as long as he doesn't slip up.
>Rafa Benitez: “Steven [Gerrard] is the best player I have ever coached. In Madrid, I couldn’t say that, but now I can! It was very clear he had everything. Salah is a little Egyptian bitch "
lol I bet you all think Havertz is good now just because he keeps scoring. He isn't
>>144112237omg he realy sed this?
>>144111965>I suspect he might be a bit of a cunt.Billionaires usually are. Their wealth is built on piles of corpses.
>>144111835>listening to client journalismit's just a list of excuses for spending fuck all money again
>Arroz
Well, City have won the league in August
>your choice of RB is either 36yo Coleman or 39yo Young
>>144113316>Calvert-Lewin still thereGood, I hope he suffers
>>144113379>Everton quoted 45m price for him
>>144113316Dixon is the academy RB. Really disappointed at Nathan Patterson being a complete flop.
/3pm/ is up boys: >>144113430
>>144111374Manure might actually be on track for some progress forward and a proper rebuild. Too bad their fans aren't understanding and patient enough to allow it to happen.
brighton getting their usual refball
>>144111374>wonder why I suddenly can't watch all the prem games like I used to>find out Amazon Prime have bought the rights to just ONE game a weekthey are literally on their knees begging me to pirate at this point. do you think I got a discount on my extremely expensive subscription, since they're now providing me a worse service? like it would be unthinkable if it happened. paypigs just get fucked in the ass year after year.
Arselel already dropped points at home. 3rd place at best for them
Arsenal (2.23) 1-1 (2.24) Brighton
>>144111920no they did not, he played almost the entire year, in fact, it was probably his healthiest season in a while
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>144113850I hate this ugly muppet
HAHAHAHTerrible day for the GoonersWhere are you Arsewog???
Imagine actually defending Rice there. Brainless player.
how long will Timber be out for this time
Oh yeah they're seething, full meltdown incoming
so it happened AGAIN
United customers claim /sp/ posts about them too often but we all know it's Arsenal and Liverpool who get the majority of the shut-in spam (mostly from United customers). The gap between them and United isn't that large though, then there's a power gap between United and everyone else below them.
just seen the veltman-rice incidentlol at rice going down like a sack of shit
>>144114319if / when united do well again it won't even be close
Is having a 15 point lead by christmas the only way to beat city to the title? It's getting grim now
>>144113979More annoyed about Brighton dropping 2 points.
>>144113678Cry more you laughable idiot.
>>144114411Shouldn't even have had 1 point
You were laughing when Brighton done United last weekend.Well you're not laughing any more.
>>144114420>Made no attempt to clear the ball>Just booted Rice instead>Rice gets sent off
Season over for Arsenal, no mental fortitude to recover from this.
Mental how they have probably split up by now and she's dating Arsewog instead
>>144114400city are just more competent, you can't get a 15 point lead if you have underwhelming transfter windows like arsenal
>>144114431????yes we are
>>144114411finishing wasn't so good today. made me really miss evan ferguson. hope he's ready to play after the break.
>>144114431>can't score 2 against Arselel with a man advantage for 40 minutes2 shit teams m8
>>144114441good, keep those potatoniggers in their place
>>144114441Cry more you laughable idiot.You will be dead before you see your loser side win the title.
>>14411446122 shots against the arsenal away though.Once the new lads are settled in and Evan is back firing Brighton are going to be the one team everyone doesn't want to play.I'm still calling an invincible season.
>>144114499>I'm still calling an invincible season.Put money on it then.
They're BOILING, don't go into the arsenal thread
>>144114453I'm talking about that Liverpool title winning season, imo the most important factor was the fact that they kept on winning deep into February after capitalizing that small window between November and January when city would usually drop points for some reason
>>144114516I have.
>invincible seasonretards, they just dropped points to Brighton
>racist refs innit blud
>>144114524>Seething this hard
>>144114538Show the slip then lad.
>>144114532that was an asterisk season. this season, now we have Chiesa, will be the true 19th title
>>144114573Nah the asterisk season was the 20/21, Liverpool basically wrapped up the title in march
>>144114573Cope dave
>>144114551He's saying Brighton will go unbeaten.
>>>/sp/arse/>sparse>just like their trophy cabinet
>>144114532what i'm saying is that it's harder to do that when you buy city's scraps and other underwhelming players
it's been over 4 years since they won the FA Cup. Are they really going to give Arteta a new contract?
>>144113387Well given he's gay and not Ronaldo there's no chance he'll go to Saudi
>>144114551>He thought I was taking about Arsenal
>>144114694He's been challenging Pep the most these past two seasons by prioritising the league.
>>144114281>spot the white person
>>144114714>he put the pressure on
>>144114714he sure sounds like a very *challenged* fellow
>>144114694He's won 2 charity shields which is arguably bigger than the fa cup since you need to win it to qualify or finish 2nd
>>144114481>tfw see a woman in a Leltic shirt yesterday larping as a cripple and wearing a mask>get closer>it's a "woman"probably shagging Brendan Rodgers, why are "devoutly Catholic" micks such degenerates?
Morgan Rogers is playing football right now
>>144114764>they gave him trophies as a charity
BRIGHTON GON WIN DA LEAGUE
>schozo threadWill be funny when manure lose and Dave vanishes for a few days
>>144114858The spammer just accidentally admitted he's a United fan in /arse/. DEFINITELY nervous for tomorrow, when he'll go hiding.
>>144114737Who are you quoting?
>arsewog melting down over his imaginary friends againAhahahahah oh no no
>>144114997Fighting Cock forums
Who's your favourite /arse/ lol cow? For me it's the delusional swede who thinks arsenal are the best club ever who never deserve to drop a point
>>144115074him and the austrian
I promise you now, Chris Kavanagh just had the fattest (small) erection whilst walking off to a chorus of boos and chanting against him
blooter by delap
>>144115074For me it's Dave who spams about them relentlessly day and night sometimes until 5am
>they really thought they could win pl with arteta and power of friendship
>>144115200Arsewog jealous he's getting out lolcowed by a Swedish immigrant
>>144115203>teams have employee of the month culture nowamerica and their followers needs nuking the fuck out
>>144114499yeah, i'm hoping it works out for evan this season. last season he didn't really get much service after the estupinan/march injuries.
>>144114694The standards for being ArseAnal manager are much lower than say United or even Villa
West Ham, and no other team, will be handing City the title tonight. That's their role in life.
Fucking hell Dave truly has gone off the deep end today. You constantly told us the window went well for you lot but your spam today makes me think otherwise!
>Jadon Sancho has made a significant financial sacrifice to join #Chelsea. [via @TheAthleticFC]
>>144115461Wouldn't do the same for United though Why won't he respect our rag-tag customer outfit
Joel Veltman
>>144115461knighthood when?
>Noted cat-botherer Kurt Zouma has joined Al-Orobah from West Ham on a season-long loan
>Amadou Onana only scored 3 PL goals in 63 games for Everton>now he has scored 2 in 3 games for Aston Villa
>>144115713despite being yuge he wasnt even a set piece target at everton but he is at villa
>>144115461yfw it comes out he went from 375k m/week with 3 years left to 200k/week with 8 years left
Southampton are going straight down
>>144115865>tboehlz.jpg
ngl 3 promoted clubs are equally horrid, maybe Ipswich look a little better than the rest but is it enough to survive?
>>144115713Austin MacPhee is elite
another signing for da reds
>>144116091Not a chance over 38 games, just don't have the financial clout to make a squad for it.
>>144116146his mother a witch doctor or something
>>144115979thought this was a fake name at first>MacPhee was a youth team player with Forfar Athletic, but didn't progress to the first team. He moved to the United States aged 20 and spent three years playing college soccer for UNC Wilmington Seahawks. He then had one year with Romanian club Dacia Unirea Brăila and three years in Japan with FC Kariya, where he ended his playing career.Blimey
Would be funny if City got relegated an ArseAnal still bottled the league again in hilarious fashion
>>144116146from the thumbnail i thought this was someone committing seppuku
>>144116202that was for >>144116094, obviously
>>144116146How come he didn't bring his dad
>Soton: 70% possession, 900 sideways passes, then once a game give brereton diaz or armstrong an open goal to miss>Leicester: pass to ngatawu who will lose the ball>Ipswich: press like maniacs for the first 15 minutes and gas out earlyAnd one of these clubs WILL finish above Everton
what's my boy jlingz up to these days?
>>144114524That reminds me I need to go down the Ikea
>>144116376exposing korean men's degeneracy one by one
>>144114573Slotto will brinjg home the heckin wholesome 100 energy drink cup
>Deivid Washington's £17M move to Strasbourg from Chelsea collapsed after fears the move would be investigated as both clubs are owned by BlueCo. (Source: @lequipe)you don't fucking say
>consneeding from Michael Keane in 2024Neto would never
>>144116091Depends on Palace.
>AlwaystonWILLNOT FLUSH
>>144116875>consneeding from Dominic Calvert-Lewin in 2024Neto would never
>>144116476not sure the point of that image, he's talking about added pressure of defending it, not that it can't happen or never happens or whatever you seem to be implying
> Chelsea won't pay a loan fee for Jadon Sancho but they will cover large majority of his £250,000-a-week wages. (Source: @ChrisWheelerDM)yeap just as predicted, United agreed with lowering their 40m demand but in return Chelsea will pay most of his wage which should be around 13m annually + 25m to make him permanent.
Arsenal fans seething at Brighton and spamming them abuse kek
>>144116875>>144116921>the city of Kepa
>>144117016The best thing about this is Arsenal are the dirtieist team in the league. Karma has well and truly fucked them.
>>144116365>And one of these clubs WILL finish above EvertonNot so fast!>>144116950So Chelsea are paying the majority of both Sancho's and Sterling's wages? The fuck?
>>144117016Rice was sent off for the same shit he did last week at Villa. Every time there's a reasonable ref call plastics have a paddy.Why does a victim complex go hand in hand with being a big club bandwagoner?
>>144117027Has Ederson always been number 31?
>>144117066>>144117087Stop replying to yourself you sad fat cunt
Duran is better than Watkins
>>144117087Blackburn player got a second booking for an imaginary yellow card and everyone just said it was stupid, only the same thing really
>>144117138Not the same thing though is it you fucking dickhead
>>144117097You became angry! :D
>>144117097kys delusional fanny
Just a coincidence you make the exact same post again just after a post timer ends!You're fooling nobody 190
>>144117027how many sideways and backwards passes for JGrealz
Is r/epl, I mean /epl/, still coping about Southampton playing heckin beautiful football while they get plastered again?
>>144117183Is really though isn't it
>>144117286Literally nobody said that you fat twat
i'm so so glad Joel Pereira (ex-Man United academy goalkeeper) has finally found his footing by being a starting GK for Reading FC. he spent years struggling to be a starting GK because well, he's just not very good at all, I remember his loan stint at Hearts of Midlothian (where he played the most game for one club so far) and it was so awful that Hearts fan called him 'poppadom hands'.
This shit website is 190's sole witness to his existence (his fat mother hanged herself out of shame) so little wonder he'll spend all day trying to save face.
Fully fledged arsewog meltdown ongoing btw
>>144117286The entirety of Russell Martin's managerial career has been>muh possession
did the refs already walk back the no grappling on corners directive
>>144117299Looking at the archive, it was mostly Shitizen posting about how good they were so I apologize and acquit /epl/ of the charges.
relegate Soton NOW
fewest goals scored in a PL season is 20
Still not sure why no other club tried to sign Mbeumo and Wissa. Brentford would be guaranteed relegation if they were gone.
>>144117368What's the difference between Russell Martin and Scott parker? I remember Parker's Bournemouth were getting 62% possession with 2 shots on target the whole game
liking this front three where the tallest guy is 6'1 while the rest is 5'7 and 5'9>>144117451unironically too short
>>144117474Alri Big Sam
>>144114712schizo midtable club
>>144117286>>144117368>>144117422>>144117458Absolute dinosaurs who don't understand Martinball. There's absolutely no point scoring goals or not conceding goals if you don't have 70%+ possession. He'll be managing Barcelona this time next year.
might as well bring back Nathan Jones innit
Uh how to fix the PL-Championship gap? Looking like another triple promoted relegation
>>144117517kek
Jose Sa has unironically been at fault for all 9 goals conceded by Wolves this season so far, what the fuck happened to this guy? Is he concussed?
Chelsea doing united a big favor with the sancho deal. Midtable looks optimistic for chelsea at this point.
>>144117565He's playing for tehtrolwulves so he's probably just troling
don't know if it's the relatively weak performance of brentford's back earlier on but that nip playing for the saints is quite good
>>144117233Completely fucking retarded
90% of this threads is a fat virgin whining about 190. Trash.
>>144117534Let teams actually spend without having to worry about points deductions and “sustainability”, but we can’t have that because it would upset sky 6 customers and allow more teams to spend like they do.
>>144117665we should put heavier restrictions on what PL clubs can spend so the gap isn't as large
>>144117534Give 25% of the Prem's income to the lower leagues. Teams will cry about it but ultimately it makes sense, because then Championship sides will be able to outspend all the top European leagues, making it easier for Prem teams to win European trophies. We need to get into a situation where teams like Preston are able to buy the best players of your Sevilla's, your Porto's and your Roma's.
what do they say about this kind of play? fannying at the back?
>>144117724Yes but they're playing the right way anon
>>144117724That’s going in anons folder
>>144117696Never going to happen because the reason the league is the most popular and successful in the world is the amount of money it has, and therefore attracts the the best players in the world. Money already runs the league you might as well just lean into it.
>>144117665That would make the gap even bigger
>>144117746don't care about it being popular with thirdies or successful at making billionaires more moneymake it more fun
>>144117779It would mean any team that comes up with rich owners could actually spend, which is the only way you can compete anyway. Currently we don’t even let them spend.
>>144117724>Bednarek & StephensAbsolute retards
>>144117724that's just being shit at footy
>>144117613yeah, i wanted him at brighton for a cheap attacking rb.
lol evershit
MOSTDANGEROUSLEAD
>>144116365>>144117070>Not so fast!Alright maybe you're onto something.
>>144117838You’d be better off going and enjoying lower leagues then because the prem is a business and they are never going to make it more fun if that means less money.
>the province of everton
will we finally be rid of everton scum next season?
Holy shit Pickford just saved their asses twice
>>144117842It means any team doing well in the championship will have their keeper taken by the likes of Forest or Wolves who will offer their star players 10x the wages to sit on the bench at best.
EVERTURD HAHAHAAHAHHALast time I checked they were winning 3-0 how is it 2-2?
>They think Everton are going down
>>144117909okay keir absolutely no reason why things can't get better if people want it
Fucking hell Everton
KEEEEK
no fucking way. Relegate them now
NEVERTON
There might actually be riots
Oh my days
LMAO
>>144117972Nothing about the last 30 years gives me any indication that things will get better, they’ll just continue to get worse.
ANOTHER ONERIP EVERTON
NEVERTONNEVERTONNEVERTON
OH NO NO NO NO NO LOL
KWAB
fewer words speak the loudest
told yall>>144117613
only everton can choke this hardjesus christ
PRESS F TO FLUSH
>evershitLol. Lmao
Not even the first time Everton have shat away a 2-0 lead against Mememouth: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34887539
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everton's not going to make it, are they?
>KWABERTON
Dyche (Die-ch) has to go now surely
the race to the bottom is certainly interestingwe need Palace to completely stink it up too
>>144118117Big Sam in
>87'>90'+2>90'+6kek
>>144111374At the 85th minute 2-0 up At 96th minute lose 3-2 Yep Everton are going down hell of a farewell to goodison park
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Everton have lost every Premier League game in the month of August under Sean Dyche.
>neverton
>taking your best player off at 2-0 up on 83 minutes and then losing because you have zero threat going forward and your dogshit defence is exposed for 15 minutes straight
based agent dychey
>>144118158Dyche experienced worse tbfBurnley finished 17th
>Pooverton
You just know Everton will still escape relegation because it's another season where the three promoted teams are just that bad.
They’re also struggling to attract new owners, and bought an expensive ad fuck new stadium, with no players of value to sell and recoup losses if they go down. It’s actually do or die for Everton, if they go down they’re staying there for a long long time
IT'S TIME
>>144117724big 6 customers will laugh at shithampton then next week go back to bitching about them parking the bus
>>144118290I feel like Ipswich has a chance if they make the Portman road into a fortress similar to forest in 22/23Everton could very well do a Sunderland if they go down
>>144118264Of the three promoted teams I could see Leicester possibly surviving. Southampton is putrid though, and Ipswitch is bad as expected.
>>144118377Leicester have a big deduction coming apparently so unless Everton get a big one too it's hard to see
>>144118377I think Leicester is gonna become a yoyo team similar to Fulham a couple of years agoThere's a big chance saints go down though
>everton
>>144118415Forgotten about that
>everton Can't even laugh at them desu. There's no way they survive a 3rd time
everSHAAAARRRTTTTTeverFFAAARRRTTTTTTeverBRAAAPPPPPPPeverPRAAAPPPPPPPPP
i think making 37yo Vardy being the leading striker of your recently promoted club, especially when he was already looking rather finished in PL 2 seasons ago where he only scored 3 PL goals, isn't a way to go but what do I know?
>>144118415Everton aren't getting a point deduction this year because their PSR timer reset.Leicester are 100% going down.Southampton are 100% going down.Ipswich are almost certainly going down.The unflushable poo will survive again.
>>144118477but think of the memes/trolling. that's got to be worth losing 20 points at least
watched the end of arse matchbeggars beliefgetting dominated by brighton at homelooks like their second golden ageis officially overnowfuck iff arse cucksits ange turnlike i sayarse peaked too earlypep leave soonwhen pep leave city collapsespurs will peak just at right time to win trophyit greatit lushand i meanFUCKING LUSH xx
https://old.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/1f5pqc0/a_second_everton_goal_has_hit_the_back_of_the_net/lmfao
>>144118477Patson daka heh......this is his time
>>144118459reminds me of that time everton were 2-0 up in like the 90th minute against newcastle with 2 minutes stoppage time and drew 2-2the 2s spoke that day
>>144118477they just signed that Edward lad from Palace though
>>144118669at this time, Ornstein was probably still working for McD while trialing for some random small football club
>>144118501>because their PSR timer resetthey're still losing huge money each year
>>144118726oh it was Pizza Hutstill right about the small football club though
>>144118733They made enough sales like that swap with Villa for Tim with Dobbin to be okay this time.
>>144118733PSR means you cannot post losses exceeding 105m over 3 years.The end of that 3 year period isn't being checked this season. They won't get any point deduction at least until next season.
Imagine being an Everton mong today, holy shit. Kek.
>>144111374Chelsea won't let go of the KWABOTY title.
>>144118817>The end of that 3 year period isn't being checked this season.its checked every season retard
>>144118917You are a moron. Go and look up how the rule works.
Surely its a rolling 3 year period
Wow what a shocker. The Finker is also the shut-in seasideMARK arse licker of /brit/. No wonder he never leaves his bedroom to protest.
>Richard Keys has suggested that Sean Dyche may be sacked as Everton manager on the back of the calamitous defeat against Bournemouth This man knows Everton
>>144118950you can't lose more than 105m over 3 seasons, this is calculated every year, that is how Everton got deducted last season for being over the limit in 23/23, 21/22 and 20/21 and if you didn't notice the reason a bunch of clubs swapped players in June is because 30 June was the deadline for the calculation across the last 3 seasons, 23/34, 22/23 and 21/22tldr it's every year and you're a massive bogan retard
>>144118893HAHAHAHAI like laughing at Liverpool so I should like Everton but, kekwhat a joke
>Despite being top of the table Sunderland fans are calling for their new manager to be sacked because he chose to live in Newcastle
>>144119425Proper scouse behaviour
barca are winning 7-0
>>144119680>Arse academy GKheh
Maupay won btwDo Everton fans deserve this?
>>144118539u fink?
Imagine how good City would be if they weren't being dragged down by Greashit, and Jeremy Dookie.
kekis this a new low point for everton?https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1829911953013146109
>>144121181Doku is good though, reminds me of those old fashioned, traditional wingers like Kanchelskis. Not sure if he fully suits peps autistic style however
>>144121417His end product is pretty bad
>>144121449That's why I think he's an old fashioned winger. Less focus on goals/assists. Would probably do more at a club that allowed him to play more dynamically
>>144121417He's just a skinny Traore.
Always laugh when I remember Ten Hag signed Antony instead of Kudus
>>144121360Have they got a fan forum somewhere?
>>144121866grand old team. Genuinely don’t know where they go from here. Sacking Dyche won’t fix it. He’s a good manager
so when will pep get bored of wining
>>144122076Who cares about the oil clubs
>>144119425Peak Blunderland
West Ham fans are doing the Poznan
Arsenal were lucky not to get battered today.
>>144121866https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/forums/everton-forum.2/this screenshot was posted in /3pm/ earlier too>Everton are just a factory of sadness>Get Moyes In
>>144122251Sacking the manager will fix nothing. Who are they seriously going to get now? Allardyce? Megson?
West Ham (0.79) 1-3 (3.43) Man City
>>144122251Poor fuckers.
It starts to get good from herethey even boo on their own fucking forum https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-2-3-afc-bournemouth-sat-31-aug-3-00-pm.120302/page-87
What do Neverton stans have to be sad about? They've always been overachievers. They've never been a top tier club, but they've managed to stink up the top tier for decades. Being the shit that wont flush is the best that they will ever be.
Imagine if Haaland was from a bigger nation, he’d be having best striker of all time conversations
>>144122202Arsenal totally domionated the first half and also had decent chances in the second half ? Or are you surprised that a team with a player less doesn't have 70% possession ?
EVE - BOU stats:First 86 mins:Goals - EVE 2-0 BOUShots - EVE 17-10 BOUOn target - EVE 8-1 BOUBig chances - EVE 5-0 BOU87th min onwards:Goals - EVE 0-3 BOUShots - EVE 1-6 BOUOn target - EVE 0-5 BOUBig chances - EVE 0-4 BOU
>>144122909Literally shit themselves
>>144122772Everton are a bigger club than 3/6 of the big six
>>144122666Most Everton post i've seen
>>144122666:(
Aston Villa football club
Jarrod Branthwaite is 100% going to Manchester United next summer. Everton should've taken the 50M.
Rapewood has just scored 2 in 2 minutes for Marseille
What the fuck happened at the end of the Everton match? How to you go from two up to three down with three minutes left?
>>144123905If I had to guess, it's because they conceded 3 goals before the final whistle was blown by the match official.
>>144122251Did Moyes ever win a single thing during his 50 years at Everton? Why the fuck would they want him back
>>144123957*points to the wall*
>>144122666>hate this fuckin clubEverton fans are broken people, jesus christ
>>144123957>Did Moyes ever win a single thing during his 50 years at Everton?>he doesn't have his own copy of the "Magnificent 7th" dvd
>>144123179okay, this is sad
anime
>Erling Haaland has averaged a Premier League goal every 39 minutes in the Premier League this seasondecent going aye
>>144123179Damn
>>144124436>>144124761His fault for raising a little plastic faggot
>>1441228Should have declared for England
“It’s the referees responsibility to keep all 11 players on the pitch for both teams” is the most hilarious bit of analysis I’ve ever heardKeown needs a hard word
United next season. They're gonna win the league.
>>144111374Chris Wheeler : Understand Chelsea won't pay a loan fee for Sancho but the upside for Utd is that the large majority of his £250k-a-week wages will be covered and they are guaranteed a fee of up to £25m at the end of the season depending on Chelsea's PL position #mufc (twitter.com)
rip in peace Fatman Scoop
>>144125732>Alphonso Davies>Frenkie De Jong>Greenwood
>>144126121Quality isn't it
really bad day for the prem today. all but confirmed that city are running away with 5th title in a row.
>>144126436Will be confirmed tomorrow when Liverpool lose to Utd.
>>144126436Excuse me but you're in /crab in a bucket/ general here, we laugh at each other failing
>>144126436Good. The scum not winning is a win for everybody.
>>144126513>poocastle>chelshit>shitty
>>144126513
>>144125732Don't think United will go in for De Jong again. He's 28 next year and he's had some injury problems recently.
>>144126513Oil, rappers, oil, jews, jews, oil
>>144111374HAHAHAHAH EVERTON
>>144122909>Sean Dyche is moving into a new house on Monday - it's a 2 up and 3 down.
Weird to thinm dyche has now been manager of Neverton for more than 2 years.Dystopian even. Remember thinking "god have mercy if he goes to neverton"
>>144127004in fairness to dychedifficult to convince players that play for everton that they don't play for everton even if you're the manager
>>144127004>2 up and 3 downwhats that mean
buzzing for motd
oh it's already on lmao
>>144127076We talk about it here now. Sad state of affairs
>>144127093silly goose :)
Watching match of the day. About to piss my pants lauhghing
>>144127115Cook looks about 5ft 5 how did he score a header
The Everton fans arms in the air in utter disbelief
>>144127148He looks like sean dyche if he got aids
>>144127148based
>>144127148Those ARE the facts
>>144127165I cant stop laughing for fucks sake
>>144127061Two rooms upstairs, 3 downstairs
>>144127148loves his factshates hair on his head
>>1441271482 truth nukes dropped on the city of London and Liverpool
>>144127224Walter shite
>>144127207is that how houses are usually described in the uk? we just say like 3 bed 2 bath
>>144127106What happened to motd anon ?Anyway those threads weren't great. Maxed out at like 15 replies
>>144127247We'd only say that if you're middle class>>144127148Masterclass coming in tomorrow
>>144127247we use the way you used as well
>>144127235Hagsenberg
Mykolenko for that final goal ahahahha
>>144127270Moved to hawaaii to live his best life.I could make one but its mostly people complaining that theres no point and they watched it on youtube already
>>144127288need more haired ten hag. only got 2 including yours
What exactly am I seeing with Haaland? I can't believe my eyes.
>>144127343Need to do this for my tinder
>>144127288>Masterclass coming in tomorrowInshallah fr no cap
>>144127343oh this ones good, guess i could have just googled it
>>144127288>>144127343
Bowen > Saka
>>144127148fuckin hell he comes out with some serious shite
>>144127411KEK
>>144127436hahahaha
So Haaland really was carrying City? Looks like it to me
>>144127436Lmao
joe "shags lots of kids" hart
I hate how joe hart talks on MOTD exactly how i imagine him to
well said nick
>>144127516Everything he says sounds really rehearsed at least hes not one of these wogs that can barely string 2 words together.Prefer shane, martin or cumbrias finest glenn murray
Day 29835 of waiting for the Sheff United takeover to complete
huge fan of joe hart doing in depth analysis then cutting to danny murphy sounding like he's seen football for the first time ever
Can't believe /motd/ no longer exists. Shame on you /sp/.
Ynr oliver skipp
Fhttps://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1829999819449897407
>>144127828/motd/ died because the presenters suck nowadays
>>144127849bloody hell
joe hart? more like joe fart
What ever happened to Jurgen Klopp. Was the cancer confirmed?
>>144127849just seen this looking for more news on him kek
>>144127828Il make it tomorrow or next week
>>144127867harking back to the halcyon days when motd was presented by *checks notes* gary lineker
>>144127879Didnt want to sign shit players anymore
Oliver skipp gets two yellows but no red?
>>144127414Which part was incorrect?
>>144127867youtube highlights early evening ruined iteven a few years back still with the internet widely available motd was still the first proper view of the days action and something worth watchingnow you get the best snippets and goals you care about by 6pm - kind of ruins it in a way
>>144127966the part where he reckoned nobody bar city has performed better over the last 2 years
Can't get over the amount of weight arsenal fans put on the charity shield, genuinely no other club does this
>>144128017Which other top flight team in England has won more trophies since Ten Hag arrived?
>>144128107that's not what I was talking about lad
>>144127148arsenal won some put the pressure on trophies
Everton unironically played better today than united have all season btw
>>144128046Nketiah looks the same
Declan rice did nothing wrong
>>144128182this, except the opposite
>>144127288>>144127343>>144127405>>144127411>>144127436based
>>144128127Well, winning trophies is a symptom of performing well, isn't it?
>>144128144Based. Fuck Newcastle United.
Don't worry Arsenal - Raheem Sterling will get the title charge back on track
>>144128189This except i smash your flabby face in
>>144128212yeah, but it's not the only one, the lad was 1 game from getting sacked at the end of last season and they publicly chased other managers to replace him as well, so if you actually think they've been the 2nd best performing team over the last 2 years when 1 of them includes a negative GD season, then there's no point arguing it
I know it won't happen but everton finally getting relegated on their final game at goodison park would be kino
>>144128182
>>144128281It's not about what I think, it's a fact. Erik Ten Hag has been the 2nd most successful manager in England since he arrived.
>>144128262thats not very nice
>>144127849Damn RIPSeems like his cancer came back and didn't take long to make him succumb
>>144128336he didn't say successful, he said performed, I never said successful either
Again, the FA Cup in 2024 is practically worthless.
I'll be celebrating his second 007
/epl/ never changes.
>>144128182No, he was stupid. Yeah, the referee was stupid as well but Rice should have expected that. He's been playing in the Premier League for years.
NANANANANANAVARDYS GOING DOWN GOING DOWNVARYS GOING DOWWWNNN
>20k replies on mental health problems Grim
>>144128377You have to perform well to be successful
https://x.com/Sanchooo10/status/1829955405881229804?t=OqPkbT1M_yG6L4m27g0EnQ&s=19>the tweet>the repliesThis is Woodward's legacy
Gonna make a couple of hair ten hags before bed.
>>144128512that's your opinion
Man City were already 2 in a row before Haaland arrived
>>144128525All blacks
Based MOTD calling out arsenal fans for their delusion over the rice red
>>144128601i woke up seeing all the chatter about it, once i watched the replay seems very much like one of those "yeah it's harsh but you're on a yellow already why do it" sort of things, especially with how awful the refereeing is in the premier league. although apparently one of the brighton players booted a ball out and didnt get a card? so i guess the inconsistency argument is there, but these refs are always inconsistent.
>>144128691João Pedro is a good boy and did nothing wrong and dont look up the age of his wkfe/gf
>>144128541It's correct
Greenwood has scored 5 goals in 3 games for Marseille
>>144128718as I said that's your opinion, my opinion is that if he was 1 game from the sack at the end of last season he clearly wasn't performing well
>>144128411>simpsons tattoobased sanchy
>>144128749That's your opinion (wrong)
>>144128525find that just quite sad desu
>>14412873350% sell-on clause
>>144128601the worst red card I've seen in years and I doubt the ref gives it unless he's in a bad mood/dislikes the club or player.
>>144128790>>144128790>>144128790Bump limit. New Thread :D
>>144128707He's had fifteen shots this season alreadyDo NOT google "João Pedro fifteen"
>>144127849Was just about to post this, awful news. Bamba was a genuine good guy.
>>144128802This is just embarrassing to be honest
>>144128802You are braindead
>>144128797>>144128733Not sure how Marseille managed to pull of signing him. Don't think a bigger club (PSG, Bayern, Real, Barca) will sign him. Greenwood is clearly one of the best forward talents in world football but everyone knows he's a rapist. The case wasn't dropped cause it wasn't true he bullied his victim/gf into refusing to give evidence.
>>144128601>>144128691yep - not on a yellow and he gets a yellow all day long for kicking the ball awayhe just thought the ref wouldn't give a second for something like that so did it and took the pissi'm glad the ref gave him the red
>>144128797Ngl this makes Mbappe's achievement at Ligue 1 is nothing special at all.
>>144128835De Zerbi loves rape
>>144128853>not on a yellow and he gets a yellow all day long for kicking the ball awayHave you ever watched a football match in your life? This doesn't happen. Yes the player shouldn't do it, that doesn't mean yellows are routinely or even occasionally given.
>>144128790>>144128790>>144128790ACTUAL NEW THREAD
>>144128883still 14 posts, well now 13 left in this thread. if you wanna make the new thats fine but just wait til bump limit
>>144128898Ah shit, my bad. I thought the bump limit was 450.
>>144128733Thought he might be on for the balon then realised Haaland has done 7 in 3 in the Premier League
>>144128898I think someone else should make a new one where I can bump it without feeling guilty
>>144128835the biggest clubs probably won't do it, but he'll go somewhere for decent money
>>144128924i mean we all know that's not true you just want to be the next thread OP but that's alright.
>>144128924Lurk more faggotSomeone else make a thread.
>>144128944That's not true! >:(
>>144128790>>144128790ACTUAL actual new thread
>>144128951Done you a solid bro. No need to thank me :)>>144128965
>>>144129012>>>144129012>>>144129012ACTUAL /epl/ thread
This is dire
ACTUAL EPL THREAD >>144128790>>144128790>>144128790
>>144129052Sad cunt.
imagine getting upset over what thread to use on 4chan. dearie me.
>>144122802m8 he's english?
