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Third 3pm games of the Premier League season.

>Brentford v Southampton
>Everton v AFC Bournemouth
>Ipswich Town v Fulham
>Leicester City v Aston Villa
>Nottingham Forest v Wolverhampton Wanderers
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how many today?
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shit matches
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>Brighton top of the table
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Just fingered my prostate to that arsenal result
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Afternoon lads, fuck Arsenal btw
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>>144113466
zero
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good opportunity today for Forest to close the gap to Arsenal
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PROSTATE BOY VS PROSTATE SPAMMER DERBY

WHO WE GOT LADS?
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What game we watching lads?
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>>144114444
Hull must be worried facing Gus Hamer on his debut oh no wait kwab
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>>144114444
LEEDS UNITED
WERE ON A BENDER
PROSTATE BOY IS A SEX OFFENDER
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>>144114512
your dad must be worried facing your prostate probing fingers hahahahahahhagagaga what a sicko cunt you are
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Oh he's still here then
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Crewe losing already
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>>144114444
El Prostico
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>>144114562
yeah sicko prostate boy is still here and still fingering his dads swollen prostate hahahahahhaagaga what a sicko
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Simon Thomas having a rant about the trains omds
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>>144114838
prostate boys dad having a rant about being fingered by his sicko son who is gagging to finger him hahahhahahahahauahhagaga
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How many points will Lestah get deducted?
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>>144114901
how many fingers will prostate boy shove up his dads prostate? probably 3 hahahahahahaga what a sicko cunt
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What a dreadful slate of games
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UP THE TIGERS

Away again so watching on a stream
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>>144114965
why are you watching in front of a sink mate
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Who the FUCK is Jean-Ricner Bellegarde
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>>144114444
Dull, would rather anyone except Keksday over Lelds
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IPSWICH
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>>144114996
easy to clean up after he vomits from watching his team play like shite
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>>144114996
mate you're not supposed to wash your hands in those
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BELLEGOD
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Shanners spotted
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HARRIET SPOTTED
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How come the lads on Soccer Saturday are allowed to watch these games on their tellies but we aren't?
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>>144115386
IIRC the broadcasters have special licenses to watch them
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Wait Danny Rose plays for Grimsby?
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bournemouth manager looks like he could be emery's long lost son
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DAVID MCGOLDRICK
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Traore with the end product
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>>144115531
A different one
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>>144114965
UP YOUR DADS PROSTATE more like it hahahahahagag you sicko cunt
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Meanwhile, in the fifth tier: https://www.thenationalleague.org.uk/national-league-statement-afc-fylde-vs-southend-un-82683

>This afternoon’s fixture between AFC Fylde and Southend United has been postponed, the National League can confirm.

>Following the cancellation of Southend’s train out of Euston this morning, the team were unable to get to the north west in time for the match.

>The game at Mill Farm therefore could not go ahead as scheduled and will now be played later in the season.

>A date for the rearranged fixture will be announced in due course.

soul
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SUNDERCHADS
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Oliver Skipp is balding something fierce kek
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>Tale of a few halves
Yeah I've given the black reporters a chance but it's not working out
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>>144115811
lots of pundits need to fill time with boring obvious statements
>they need a goal to get back in the game
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>>144115940
They can at least get them correct.
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>>144115983
>Brownest city in England
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>Shithampton
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Just seen an ad break with no black people. Granted it was only two ads but still
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0-0 in the prostate derby
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>Five minutes into the second half
>They're advertising fucking tennis coverage
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What the absolute FUCK is
>Halotism
In this Ipswich Match??
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>>144116570
It's when your autistic and religious
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Anyone want out
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>>144116570
https://haloitsm.com/
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we are so fucking back
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DYCHEBALL
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Everton chads how are we feeling
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>>144116620
Never seen one with screens, is that new
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>>144116620
Is that ikea?
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offside chads we still score
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Seriously though are Southampton going to try and score at some point this season or no
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Seamus Coleman skying a one v one from 8 yards
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>>144116824
who needs goals when you have
>muh possession
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Sheffield Wednesday fucked it up again
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Everton have now scored the same number of goals as Man United
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>mememouth
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>>144116708
news of >our death have been greatly exaggerated
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This Bogarde guy is pretty good. Chelsea should sign him up and give him a 9 year deal
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Oh no no no Bournemouth bros…
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sunderchads are flying
and our starting cb is out 12 weeks
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>>144116903
How does it feel being free from Everton Twitter brother?
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>pumpy
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>Ugly Steve
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lads, is Ndiaye unironically elite?
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Just placed a cheeky bet on west ham drawing with man city
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>kepa went from chelsea and real madrid to... bournemouth
how the mighty have fallen

>>144116981
feels super man
i imagine it must be all doomers

>>144117128
he's alright, tim is one you should be keeping an eye on
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>brum
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Prostateboys...
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>>144117128
Blade here, yes by far the best player to play at my club this century.
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CHIMPOUT
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>current possession stats: BRE 40-60 SOU
HE'S WINNING
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Sam Smith scored for Reading
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>>144117477
Mad how he goes out like this but you can't even have your phone out in his pubs
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Villa cmon don’t do this AGAIN
>play nice football but miss sitters
>eventually score
>go 2 ahead and look good
>immediately become lazy and conceited
>concede from first shot on target
We are here
>refuse to take off players playing tired or on a yellow
>procede to panic and concede another goal
>lose in the dying embers
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Nuclear bomb to drop on Sunderland should see the world right
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>RPPMIE
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>>144116903
merely delaying the inevitable
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>the age of rppmey
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>Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle
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>shit ronney
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>>144117519
I just go when Reading are playing away and I know he's not injured. Won't let me in ever since I uttered a swear word when he turned up behind the bar in just lingerie.
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DAVID MCGOLDRICK AGAIN
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NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

PROSTATES IN A BOX
IN A BOX
PROSTATES IN A BOX
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Sheffield Wednesday fucked it up again
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Stanleybros it's so fucking over
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THE MOST DANGEROUS
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I like Fulham's kit. Mainly just the colors though.
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it's so fucking over
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>poverton

OH NO NO NO NO
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>NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON
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>MERSEY BILLIONAIRES
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>take Ndiaye off
>immediately lose your two goal lead
sad
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FUCK
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>step outside for 10 minutes
>mememouth scores twice
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IT'S OVER FOR BLUNDERLAND
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Fucking hell, Bournemouth should have won it then.
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being an everton fan is torture. my work's five a side team would have scored 5-6 goals with the chances everton had today and most didn't even play football as kids
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>>144117940
Go back outside I want them to lose
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pickford really wants that point
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lmao neverton
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>NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON
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A GOAL FOR ALL OF SOUTHAMPTON
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KEK
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AhahahahHhahhahahahahahahhaaha
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HELL EVERTON
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ONLY EVERTON
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>>144116824
incredibly they have
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KWAB
W
A
B
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HOW
JUST HOW
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He's got to get sacked surely, that defence is suicidal
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I think Villa should sub in Buendia to have both a Good Morning and Good Night in the pitch :)
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Bald fraud bros…?
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>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERTON
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fuck sake thought lesta had done it then
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common prostate boy L today

ALAW
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>>144118064
haha..
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Going to be a great evening on grandoldteam forums.
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IT'S A SHITE OL TEAM TO PLAY FOR
IT'S A SHITE OL TEAM TO SUPPORT
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>NEVERWON

What a joke team.
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Kek
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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Did Alan Lambourne die or what
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>the classified results on sky sports is now done by a woman

Oh my fucking days
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>>144118223
>everton are a factory of sadness
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>>144118223
Go back
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>>144118223
>Moyes
They would actually get relegated
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31 minutes is a long time in football.
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>>144118223
>get Moyes in
the absolute state of neverton when Moyes is the hero they need back
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>>144118223
>Get Moyes in
Based.
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>>144118223
>factory of sadness
>laughs in cleveland
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Up the chez
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>>144118244
it all ended when the tele texted results ended in the 1980's
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>>144118223
>factory of sadness
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>>144118223
>factory of sadness
>get moyes in
KEKEK
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>Work colleagues know I support Everton
Thinking of killing myself instead of going in on Monday desu
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>>144118244
Would never have happened in the good old days.
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YOU RAMS
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Everton are just Leverkusen from Temu
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>>144118244
Wish I lived in the 50s desu
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>>144118498
New
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>>144118133
yup



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