>Week OneColorado v. North Dakota State (Boulder, CO)#14 Clemson v. #1 Georgia (Athens, GA)#8 Penn State v. West Virginia (Morgantown, WV)#7 Notre Dame v. #20 Texas A&M (College Station, TX)#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious:>>144120857
coach primate
and here I am
>Iowa has 3 offensive tds in 15 minutesuh oh bigten bros
>>144122591oops i just made an identical new bread with the "Clempusing" webm lol
>>144122591>clempus
>>144122744yeah yeah HURR THERE IT ISthis meme was never funny and just encourages racism
I swear they have network mandated injury timeouts for more commercials
Reminder that the ACC is not guaranteed a spot in the playoff, if their champ is ranked lower than two G5 champs and the other power conferences they're out.
>clempusClempy clemp kek
the American baptism
aztecs
ACC is soft simple as
>>144122712Why do they always resort to making up claims someone called them a slur? I'm sick of being browbeat
>>144122762Bunch of soft N I G G E R S in this thread
virginia tech is losing
>>144122763didn't they also add a 2 minute warning?
>>144122751doing everything i can
>no ad during tv timeout>just wide stadium shotKino
>>144122591Apologize
>>144122767Committee won't do that though. Have to keep the G5 down or they might actually improve and challenge the big teams in recruiting.
>clempnik
First for >cheers>beers>MOUNTAINEERSalso >captcha: 0KRALet’s go Mountaineers
>clempus
>>144122780anSDSU
>>#144122707The commentary crew was raving about all the things Travis Hunter is given after each game like massages, uv therapy, And special skin treatment. You know that includes a room of fuckbunnies waiting after each practice
>>144122790Two minute timeout
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Which team personifies reddit so far this season?
>Lose Trevor Lawrence>replace him with someone you claim is better than him on some days>the replacement is shit>replacement transfers out, is replaced by someone you hyped up as the second coming of Lawrence>he's even worse who the fuck is in charge of QB coaching at Clempus
>>144122818Based Tiger bot
>>144122801What's a hard r?
is clunkus dogshit or is jawja too good?
Wtf is clempsus doing
>be clempus>two TD underdog >hold UGA to 20 points>still don’t coverbleak doesn’t even begin to describe it
>>144122784he was correct
>Clempus down three scores>two plays for lossKek
>3rd and 22>QB run off tackleFlubnik is spiritually a>black qb
CLEMPISS
jesus clemson
>>144122779Repugnant
What do you think of my weather girl?
>>144122744*sigh and there it is.... I can't believe these cowards>mfw
>>144122841clemson's defense and offensive line look good. its hard to judge an entire team when their only game is against the undisputed #1 team in the land.
>>144122847I think they fucked up the play
>>144122856cute
>>144122829Dabo is coaching Trevy was lightning
Take UC Davis +20 while you still can
>>144122856She looks like she would tell you Deion Sanders is her favorite coach
>name Aryan Smith>black
>Klumpdik was a 5 star recruitI'm convinced star ratings are a memeHe's legitimately one of the worst starting QBs I've ever seen
>>144122841Yes >>144122866>undisputed they're not though
Hogs are gonna take it this year
>>144122849lol love it when the qbs try and throw it from their knees
Clemson losing like this is hilariousWe're watching the beginning of the end for them as a "national power" in front of our eyes.
>>144122801>Ped State cultists critiquing other teams' fans
>>144122856She needs some attention from The Architect.
>>144122878DJ was a five-star too. I'm now convinced that guys get a 1/1.5 star bump when they're leaning towards "powerhouse" schools
>>144122878It's a racket well controlled by 247sports and their writers especially now that players are getting paid based on their rating.
>>144122580>They used to be able to recruit 1st rounder QBsThey could never actually recruit, it was always pure circumstantial luck. They benefited from the weakest era of the SEC East that has ever existed, while cheating via PEDs and Newspring Church fraud. That's why Dabo goes so hard on the preacher schtick.>only got Tajh Boyd from Tennessee because of Kiffin sabotage>Watson because UGA wouldn't recruit him as a QB>Lawrence because Tennessee said no AND UGA had Fields>Ungabunga was shit>Klubnik is shit
can one of you nerds make an old dominion anime girl for me please
Vandy choking
damn just heard out about kevin nash
>>144122878Rankings are a crapshoot for QBs, pretty consistent for all other positions though
>still waiting for PSU vs WVU to resumeWhat food should I order while I wait, anons?
>>144122801>From what I've been told by people at the game, WVU fans have been very hospitable in spite of the pregame shit talking. There were reports of some fard r racial slurs from a couple of losers tossed at players during warm ups, but I know no individual(s) represent an entire fanbase. Absolutely fuck those two though.
>>144122801For the record, whenever I call someone a retard, it is with a soft R.Thank you.
GO MOUNTAINEERS
turn on the VTech game, it's going to be kino
>>144122900I bet she has some strong wind gusts if you catch my drift
>>144122922Wetard
>>144122922>not rolling the r
>>144122888>beginning of the endThey've lost 3-4 games each season since 2021
>>144122922>‘etard
>>144122841Clemson will be alright, probably going to win the ACCDabo just needs more time
Iowa has scored FOUR offensive touchdowns in this game.>Clempus
>>144122920Get some cucumbers in you fatty
It's over clempsus
CLEMPUS GETTING CLUMPED!
>>144122904That lil dude that transferred from USC to Boise St was a 5 star too lmaoQB rankings are volatile as FUCK. alsoYAC DRAGON
nice TD Hokies
>>144122856I know girls like this. She grew up in a small town and was always the cutest girl her age. The male attention was so persistent and overwhelming that she just took her looks to be a given. Her looks stayed just long enough for her to get an on camera job but it wasn’t long before the years of negligence and partying took its toll.
>>144122856She has the right job to lose weight. Local news employees are barely making minimum wage nowadays
GEORGIA GOT A NEW SPEEDY FAST WHITE WRWE BACK
>CLEMP'S SON
>>144122929WRECKING BALL
>27-3>Clempus
Clemson just got bleached by a white boy
>>144122916Kwab
>>144122966This was the game that broke Clempus beyond repair for the 2020s
>>144122977I don't get it
>the son of clemp
>>144122929Based
>>144122948 Doesn't look like she eats too many of those
Iowa has 4 offensive TDs I REPEATIOWA HAS 4 OFFENSIVE TDS
>ACC """football"""
>>144122784based FSUman
>>144122987it isn't funny
>>144122920Calzone
>>144122993They're not entering her through the mouth
>>144122993Eating?
Clemson with 0 TDs in their last 28 drives against Georgia.
40 more minutes until his debut
>>144122920Grilled brats with onions and sauerkraut
The amount of people that just went >Clempus proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>144123027Direction in which the white man is marching?
Navy going full retard and abandoning the Flexbone for most of the 3rd quarter
>Clempus
Yo bros,What are we>Watching>Eating>Drinking>Streaming>Indulgingetc
LMAO CLEMPUS
>>144122987me neither. guessing its some sort of ass to mouth joke?
on
>>144122987TTU is in West Texas/Panhandle it’s always dry heat and College Station is more rain and humidity
>>144123006needs more butter
>>144122767in theory all p4 champions if they had a circle of suck and were like 8-4 could be left out or at least seeded lower if the g5 had multiple champions ranked higher
>>144123050The White Man is swooshing through the air.
>>144123055reffies will never be beaten
>>144123050The winds breeze towards Nebraska
>>144122995Dude, she's 66, let it go
>>144122993Fat bitches fuck giant objects. I made the mistake of looking into my fat neighbors garbage bin and there was a condom that would've fit around a tower stereo in there.
>>144123055we can't stop winning
I'm thinking Clemson might want to drop out of that lawsuit and stay in the ACC.
>>144122994Ain't no way
>>144122904It's always been like that. If you pay the right recruiting service to call you a 4* and you beat up on bums eventually the bigger name services will bump your rating up.
reminder that thousands of clempussies left their redneck hovels and drove two hours to see this game in person
>>144123054>vt at vandy>cum>cum>vt at vandy>cum
>>144123054>Watchingjawja>Eatingkraut>DrinkingCoors banquet>Streamingoshi isn't on>Indulgingsqueezed my sister's ass
Just woke up, how is Clemson getting so fucking exposed?
>>144123027Let's go Big Red
>>144122987Texas Tech and A&M have always sorta similar. At least with Agriculture and Vet departments it’s mostly a Longhorn thing to call TTU the Sand Aggies
>>144123035>sauerkraut Love the taste, but makes me have diarrhea. No clue why that happens.
>>144123039>Clempus
>in theory all p4 champions if they had a circle of suck and were like 8-4 could be left out or at least seeded lower if the g5 had multiple champions ranked higher
>>144123055you love to see it
And so, it's rape.
>Chudnik>Clempus
Vandy dragon
Holy meatball
>>144123115This
LMAO CLEMPUS INT
>THE SON OF CLEMP
>>144123089Anybody else think the mom might be weirder looking than the genetic freak? Also,>clempus
>>144123054What's with all the questions, you some kinda woman?
>>144123118based neet bro
>>144123126my dad looks exactly like this and it makes me very nervous about my future
>>144123089don't click this, it's a jump scare
DAWG DRAGON CLEMPUS IN SHAMBLES
lol geez clempus
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAGAGAGAGAHSGRINRICNRUWNZKDH>CLEMPSHIT
Rex Grossman would be proud
As a trojanfag who saw >us get fucked by bama in week 1, I'm sorry Clemson, it's going to be a bad year
>>144122591My Pitt (:
>>144123149It's fucking Saturday. No one with a real job is working.Also,>40 yard runCLEMPUS LMAO
heisman season incoming
>>144123150it's over
>>144122845what is he up to these days you think
>it's another georgia buckbreaking clempus episodeso familiar
>>144123180Fr fr
Klubnik must give mean head if he's still the starting QB for Clempus. He's Tyler Buchner levels of bad.
how's he feeling /cfb/
>>144123178No one with a real job sleeps in that late regardless of whether it’s the weekend or not
Clemson ain't been the same since they stopped juicing up all the players.
>>144122763I'm so old I can remember when they didn't have a long commercial break every time a player got hurt.
lol Vandy
Dabo really should have taken the Bama offer while it was possible lmaooooo
>>144123153You fear the White Man future QB? You should.
great strategic hand punt by clempus
>>144123194Have clempsus and fsu's QBs both be this bad in the same year?
>>144122818>>144122833reminder
>>144123180>the broccoli heisman era is upon us
>>144123194this is what happens when you refuse to swallow your pride and dip into the portal. I have no doubt that Clempus could've landed Dillon Gabriel or Will Howard if they wanted, but Dabo is an arrogant fuckhead so they didn't even try
>>144123200You spend your nights alone, don't you?
>>144123054>>WatchingTownson Vs Cincinnati>>EatingNot yet>>DrinkingWater>>Streamingsurge>>Indulgingjerking off
>>144123089I know a future Lincoln Riley QB when I see one
>>144123187ONE
>>144123180lmaobeat mich and/or osu and we'll talk
>>144123242FUCK TowsonMy ex fiance went there and she ruined my life
>>144123236Will he eventually adjust or just retire?
OH NO NO NO NO
What a fuckin punt by vandy. These mfs got elite special teams?
I want all teams that have the same name as other teams to play each other. For example: Arizona and Kentucky or NMSU and TA&M or Stanford and Louisville.
>>144123252For me, it's the bear cats
Thinking of asking my doctor about SOTYKTU bros
>>1441232172021 when Clempus insisted DJ was their guy and FSU was starting McKenzie Milton, and then 2022 Jordan Travis wasn't great either
>>144123180You all still worship Joe so no
>3.4 yards per play 2nd halfAbsolutely GRIM
>>144122964>Local news employees are barely making minimum wage nowadayslol no wonder the weather lady by me was seething on Twitter how her husband couldn't get a covid vaccine because his loser ass doesn't have insurance and she started raging at local viewers who pointed out her husband was a dipshit loser no career.
>>144123271Love it
>>144123275
>>144123219That was a long long long long many millennia ago. We don't need to talk about that.
>>144123271None of those schools have the same name
>>144123277pick up some Jardiance while you're in there
>>144123215>orange hat>red shirtWhat did he mean by this?
>>144123236I think the winning streak to end the year lulled him into thinking that they just had some unlucky breaks earlier in the year rather than come to grips with the fact his program is falling behind
MONST U R FER
>>144123054OSU/SDSPancakesWatered down juiceNothingCinnabelle porn
OK CFB LISTEN UP YOU CAN GET A MILLION DOLLARS BUT ITS BEING GUARDED BY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING (YOUR CHOICE)AN AUTISTIC BABYCLEMPUS D LINEWHICH YOU CHOOSING
>>144123054>youtubetv multiview >nothing yet>jack's abby >none>?
looks the hawkeyes finally wore down their opponents
>>144123301>not even a year ago
>>144123317high functioning autism or retard power autism?
>>144123302Wildcats, Aggies, Cardinals. Stop being retarded.
>>144123054>Watching Clempus Georgia>Eating granola bar >Drinking water>Streaming SSBM eggdog invitational>Indulging in Zyns / weed Thank god for fall
>>144123299Best debiru has the best winstreak
>>144123317Clempus d-line was doing fine, it's not their fault their offense is limp-dick and is giving them almost no help
STOPSTOP ABUSING CLEMPUS!
>>144123275Covid broke a lot of people. It did the opposite to Georgia
>>144123330lick my nuts faggot
ANOTHER GRITTY WYTEBOI TD FOR GEORGIA
wait what the fuck is on that cash guys face. why would you do that to yourself
>>144122888I viewed Clemson-South Carolina as a completely equal rivalry until 8-9 years ago. this is their normal
>>144123054>VT/Vandy>Nothing>La Croix>VT/Vandy>Jerked off at halftime to anal
>>144123054Watching vatech vandy and eating bologna on a hammy bun with coleslaw. I'm broke don't judge.
its so over
STOPSTOPHES DEAD ALREADY
>>144123329After that TD I'm still going with clemson dline
GO WHITEBOYGO WHITEBOYGO
>>144123328No no no, you must be confused. That was very ancient. Regardless this is a new season full of hope!
>clempusnow its just getting sad
>>144123330Stanford is not the cardinals.
A few WVU fans and I were talking about remaking the BIG EASTGood times
>>144123271Happens frequently, though not every year, in the SEC.
Italian hand gestures spotted
>>144123387jontron in /cfp/? based
>>144122643 #Well, turns out it was Georgia
>>144123392Tigerbros we are so back
>doing name all 50 states quiz>always forget that Delaware exists
>>144123388yeah, he should have said Ball St vs Louisville
>>144123391Just give me Pitt in the Big 12 one day and I'd be happy
>>144123369You could fry the bologna and make it taste better
>>144123388Troll/10 filtered
Hokies dragon
VANDY YOURE BLOWING IT
Uhhh sec bros how we losing to a acc
>blunderbilt
>all those poos in the Clempus commercialSAAR DO NOT REDEEMBASTARD BINCHOD BITCH
>Iowa has already put up 1/4 the amount of offensive TDs they did last yearIs this their year?
For those of you thinking about reeeing over Clempus's defense, their offense has 151 total yards. their average drive length is four plays. the defense is doing their best in an impossible situation
>>144123404i want to believe but i doubt it
Vandy nooooi
>>144123425Hmmmm
nice one Hokies. vandy choking
>>144123417It’s literally The First State. Name it first next time
Do they plan on playing the rest of the penn state vs wvu game?
>>144123236both of those QBs aren't that good
>>144123443There's no way that's true lmao
>the best greatest OC in the sport>offensive guru>QB whisperer>Clemson pays 1.75 million a year to hire him>gets your team a total of 3 pointshave the Riley's been investigated for fraud before?
>>144123417which site?
>>144123461If they can get the coaches out of the showers, yes
>>144123461What happened? Is it weather?
>>144123461nah, we're bored of that game and we dont feel like resuming it
>>144123443Kel no, can't play FCS teams every week
>tfw Clem's son moves up the rankings because they lost to EEC speed
Have any of you retards watched Georgia or Clemson these past 3 years
>>144123476pasta man need to study up for his green card
>>144123455Yeah, I'll just knock out the whole of new england first from now on
>>144123483weather.
>>144123453I'm still shocked Vandy even got into a position that they would be able to choke. For them choking is pretty impressive.
>>144123443>fire Ferentz son>healthy McNamaraIt's just that easy
>>144123461It's the 1st game of the year for both teams and Fox isn't gunna lose money on this. They'll definitely finish the game
>>144123463both of them are significant upgrades to Chudnik though
>>144123417your 6th grade social studies teacher is just got a random itch
>>144123461They're on a long meth break for the crowd.
>clempy throwing PI prayer ballsLol you fuckin losers
>>144123489Would
>>144123425He's right though. The Cardinals are birds, The Cardinal is that guy who buggered you as a child. See the difference?
>>144123489So many georgia peaches
>>144123489Got the one with the titty shake?
>its a clempus gets overranked in the preseason to make someone else look good episode
>>144123498Ah that's goodI was worried someone got Hamlin'd
>Beetlejuice sequel being released in fucking September who's gonna go see this, especially not in the fucking HALLOWEEN MONTH they couldn't push the release date one month?
Longhorns are going to win the natty.
>vt finally took the lead @ vandyMan have they fallen off.
>>144123539I'll pirate it because it'll probably be shit.
>>144123539It will still be in theaters in October
>>144123539>especially not in the fucking HALLOWEEN MONTHAre you a child?
>>144123528I must have missed it, sorry
>>144123350Hope he survived.
>>144123552Brought in a new qb started dominating
>>144123417you didn't learn fifty nifty united states in 5th grade?
These announcers are breaking their backs trying to find excuses for Dabo's retardation.
>>144123476https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/states
>>144123538https://x.com/beaver_stadium/status/1829955179783078056
>>144123570i thought Drones has been playing the entire game?
>>144123567Older webm, georgia cheerleaders do this little wiggle before they start pumping their pom poms
>>144123576I can't remember every single one off the top of my head instantly
Clemp clomp clump
>>144123600he means since mid-last season
>>144123562>It will still be in theaters in October>he doesn't knowMovies not preceded by "Marvel's" only release in theaters for like two weeks any more before being shoveled to streaming services.
>>144123600Yep nvm im stupid
>get to the 5>run QB push 3 times>Touchdown Navy's goal line offense can't be stopped
>>144123568Imagine the grocery bill - oh wait, you can't.Sorry, leaf.
>>144123627Literally nobody gives a shit about this state.
>>144123539There seems to be a bizarre push to create a Halloween 'season' that starts in late August
>>144123623>since 2018What a coincidence
doh hokies
>>144123623Can only be elite if you combine hs recruiting w the portal
>Iowa up by 40
>>144123150this was meant for >>144123145 sorry
>>144123623oh no no no
>>144123539>beetlejuice sequel existing at allHollywood cannot make anything original anymore.
Pavia that ain't it dawg
>>144123592That's fucking bonkers
>>144123649Meanwhile Christmas season starts in September, ends in December, and comesback in July for some fucking reason
>>144123649Elites trying to keep you scared
>>144123670Shave your head and grow a beard if you're stuck with a hairline like that.
lol vandy hold onto the damn ball
>First three games to go final today were 62-0, 49-0, and 40-0Good ole Week 1
>the #1 overall high school recruit is a second stringer for georgia
>>144123649oh don't worry, in two weeks we'll start seeing Christmas commercials
LMAO NOT A SINGLE CLEMPUS TD
what happens now with WV - Penn State?
>>144123638i can afford reese's puffs
>>144123712we keep waiting
>>144123712they'll keep delaying it until the storm passesthere was a game last year that was delayed by something like six hours because of stormy weather
So Georgia becoming a powerhouse has essentially killed Clemson for the next 5 years?
What is Tyler from Spartanburg thinking right now?
>>144123675The few times they try, those movies bomb and do terribly. Deadpool & Wolverine has led the box office for six weeks straight now.The problem is that the old "just slap a well known brand on it" solution is failing them too so nobody knows what to do any more other than throw $200 million at the Connect Four movie.
>>144123712
>>144123712The QBs have a sudden death Spelling Bee for all the marbles.
>>144123735he should be the new coach of clempus
>>144123736Go for it red... go for it black.
ya just gotta love the kirbster
Vandy ties it up
VANDY TUDDY
>>144123736they refuse to acknowledge that the idea of "movie" is fatally wounded in the post-COVID world. people became more used to and comfortable with watching newish stuff at home via streaming.
>>144123745>West Virginia wins by putting in a backup Indian QB they put on the roster just for this possibility
VT Vandy game is based rn
plenty of time for the hokies to kick a FG
>>144123776DO NOT REDEEM THE TOUCHDOWN!!!!
>>144123707cfb btfo. got too uppity with it's week 0 Montana Sage Bluff State/New Mexico Atomic Research Institute nail-biters and thought it'd be differet
GO FOR TWO VANDYDAB ON EM
>clempus doing their post loss ritual
VANDYBROS WE GOT THIS
lol at that TD dance
>Iowa scoring more than 10 offensive points>Navy scoring passing TD’sThey said NIL, the portal, and conference realignment would be the death of CFB, but I wasn’t expecting it to die like this bros.
>>144123773If it's not an "event" or something that requires a big screen, people don't give a shit. Twisters got hype because of 4d posts of social media before that went to streaming.
How many this year?
>>144123736Report this. Fuck off and go to /tv/ nobody gives a shit about your marvel movies. Fucking goy
>>144123756Wheres that anon saying that Vandy could win a game or two in the SEC? Lmao
>>144123827>Goy>While he pays for his schools NIL and watches le ESPN giving them money too
>preseason player of the year
i know we make fun of college kickers a lot bros but i could never be a college kicker
>>144123773Which would be fine if it weren't for the fact that streaming as an entire model is financially fucked. All of them are burning money and streaming was never a profitable solution, they just followed Netflix's lead in an era where you could lose money every year and venture capital would still throw millions into the pit.So you can't make money in the theaters, and you can't make up that money in streaming. So Hollywood just becomes a gambling pit of brands and nine-figure budgets instead of following the Blumhouse-styled model of investing in a ton of small-budget films and waiting for one to break out.
>preseason player of the yearWe consume way too much media. Gotta stop givin these niggas clicks
>>144123620should give Rudy fits this year. F Notre Dame
>>144123417Just sing the state capitals song from Animaniacs.
>>144123845Black QBs excel in preseason rankings
>>144123845>preseason awards
>>144123845Another (((award))) for a mediocre black QB
>>144123845>>144123860we should make a 4chan player of the week
>>144123773The idea can still be successful, it's that the entire industry behind it is teetering on these massive budget monstrosities that basically employ thousands of people. There are tons of smaller films that are still good, it's just that the big studios only want safe properties. If A24 didn't exist you'd have the big studios and schlock peddlers like Blumhouse.
>>144123832Florida is beatable. There's one
>fox commentators keep talking about the Georgia “lightskin” rb We’re reaching levels of schlock that shouldn’t be possible
>>144123863You obsessing in every thread?
this backup RB for Navy. 5'8 205lbs.
Clemson is dead, quick post more cute >girls
>>144123843>giving them money tooLol bro my streaming is free. I ain’t giving (((them))) shit
>>144123876I nominate the Pedo State RB who yelled BOOM NIGGA after his TD
>>144123882You're probably right. What the fuck happened to Florida?
>Portland State beating Washington StateUpset possible?
Reminder that Clempus and Hokey Tech Virgins think they're getting invites to the SEC.
>>144123902You are paying for Internet which inherently provides access to ESPN. It's not straight forward but you are sending them clicks
>>144123904Doin a rebuild. Focusing on HS recruits and goin easy on transfers
>weak ass QB rolling over after making a bad throw
VANDYBROS WE JUST NEED A FIELD GOAL
>>144123904It's in a state that became the top destination for drug addicts who can't afford income tax
>>144123876Would we get raped or something if we mailed a "4chan Player of the Week" certificate to the relevant school's athletics department every week?
>faking an injury just to lose to Vandy anyways>losing to a fucking door
>hokies
>>144123903show some respect to kaytron "fatman" allen
>>144123893
>>144123904Something wonderful I hope it never ends for them, and given their coaching history, retarded fans, it won't for an age.
>>144123904Retarded coach
>>144123909Portland State already beat WSU in 2015 so it's certainly possible.
>>144123773They refuse to make what fans want. Women shitting it all up
Bros I decided to drink for the first time in two months. I’m already druk but I feel like I need more. It’s storming outside but I really want to go get another 12 pack. The only issue is the police department is right by the gas station. Should I do it?
GOOD RETURN
>>144123893>girlsok
>pick Michigan and Notre dame because of who they’re playing>realize both have black coaches>cancel betsClose one
>>144123924Let's fucking go!!!!!
Vanderbilt has the chance to do something really funny right now
i thought you faggots said clemson was good
Carson Beck looks like a dwarf with downs syndrome
>-ack
>>144123951just take an uber. i got a DUI a few years ago and it SUCKS. uber all day
>>144123959based onimai poaster
>>144123966when?
>>144123960ND coach asian
>>144123275>2020 Presidenthuh?
>>144123951MADD roasties gonna browbeat this post
>chokies
>>144123876
>>144123972still beat your team to dirt KEEEEEEEK!
Cahm awn vanday skore sum tacking feeldgawls*Bangbangvangbangbangbang*
>>144123489the drum major is a guy...
>>144123980And spend $40? Also $20 for the booze. I don’t know
>>144123951Make sure you drive so you don’t get wet
My hokies are dropping like flies
>>144123951You can order alcohol from uber eats/whatever in most states
>>144123959Mahiro sexo
>>144123966We call them Clempus for a reason
why do black people immediately think it's about them whenever they see a monkeykind of weird, no?
>>144123951Just get the booze delivered, it’s not worth the DUI risk in poor driving conditions.
>>144123951>$10,000+ in legal fees and dui fines.>uber driver delivers booze or just walk, enjoying the rest of the greatest sport in America.hard call. gl
>>144123995primatebros...
>>144124015yeah. gopuff too
>>144124015Not in my state
>Hokies want to get back to winning important games>hire a guy off of James Franklin's staffhahahahahahahahaha
>>144124007Has he auditioned for thug shaker?
>>144123951fuck no just get it delivered
>>144124008cheaper than the $2000 in legal fees and added $105 per month for 4 years i've been paying for car insurance even though i got it reduced to reckless driving. drinkings worth an extra $40 bucks- surely you don't live that far from a gas station though.
>>144124025if you do anything next to a nigger they think you are trying to flex on them and will get their gang to jump you
>>144124028Don't listen to this nerd. Cops not pullin people over during heavy rain
>>144123539>release halloween movie on October 31>all the under 13 year olds are trick or treating>all the 18-31 year olds are partying>all the 32-60 year olds are dressing up kids/handing out candyare you retarded? It's releasing at the end of september, to run the month of october, so it can leave theaters by early november. nobody is going to see a halloween movie in november
>>144123988>Nairobi, Asia
>>144124055That’s what they want you to believe, they want that precious revenue that DUIs generate
CALL A TIMEOUT YOU FUCKING COMMODORE FAGGOTS
>>144123988>asian>name is Marcus FreemanFuck off
goddamn it hokies
>>144123951>another 12 pack Seek help
>>144123832>SCar>AuburnThere's two ez
>>144124063Yes. Felt the same. Never talked again
Good job shittsburgh you guys managed to scrounge out a win against a mid tier MAC team
>>144124056>It's releasing at the end of septemberit's releasing next Friday dingus
>>144123959would pump n dump
>>144124063>sex with anyone I'm a foreveralone incel. I can't even fathom what kissing is like, let alone sex.
Am I a bad person for laughing at Jason Benetti
>>144124063my ex left a tampon in and it fucking rotted. how you neglect that, ill never understand. it smelt like literal shit.
>>144124002Not a Clempus fan, but you're so butthurt over a joke you thought I was lol
>>144124076Its pronounced fleeman
>>144124079That’s not even bad. Did a 12 of white claws after work yesterday then walked to the store at 9:30 for a 6pack of ipa because I thought I wasn’t drunk enough
the mexicans call this kid "the golden one"
>>144124029>blow a .27 and .24 bac>I need a le lawyerlol
>>144124076I know a white guy named Latrell Henderson
I could almost hear this words turn to ash in his mouth as Nessler said "Big Ten on CBS"
>>144124063
V-tech just kicked in, YO
>>144124085They won by like >>144124106Thats super dan30
kicker status?
>>144124114>white clawskek what a fag
imagine larping as another man
FSU bros who are we rooting for?
>>144124063Yep, you just ghost them afterward
>>144124129lmao honda fag in /cfb/
why did they make it so you cant call 3 timeouts in a row that was peak sovl
DOINK
V A N D YA N D Y VN D Y V AD Y V A NY V A N D
My ex went to Gator so I’m rooting for Miami, what am I in for?
>>144124144>imagine......... I drive.
>college>kickers
>>144124165>having to root for another overhyped black QB
>>144124146Miami
Fucking idiots. Make a kick!
>COLLEGE KICKERS
YES
Kicker status?
>COLLEGE>KICKERS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Vanderbilt what in the FUCKNo fucking chance they win now
COLLEGE KICKERS
>kickers
>vanderbuiltforbbc
Vandy noiooio
WHY WOULD YOU NOT RUN ANOTHER PLAY TO GIVE HIM 3-5 MORE YARDS WHEN YOU HAD THE TIMEOUT YOU DUMBFUCKS
Navy game needs to end now. I'm missing the start of the Air Force game.
>driving>chance to win>decide to play for the FG>miss the FGmany such cases
<Collage kackers
How hard is it to kick a fucking ball. I have $2k on this game
Is vs tech QB still hurt
OBERDIME
>>144124201>3 second play
Vandy crowd just went fucking silent
Vanderbilt competitive enough in a game to get truly stung by >college kickers? That's wild
>college crackers
Are they going to resume the wvu Penn state game today
>>144122591College kickers saving my pick ‘em!
>>144124123It's disgusting, honestly.Imagine hearing that theme song and running to the TV thinking you may see actual good teams and it's the fucking Big Ten.It's false advertising
Got the Miami vs Florida game thread baked, let's go bros:>>144124211
>>144124056This anon has been sperging about this in every thread and has had this exact explanation given to him each time to no avail
>college.>kickers.College football is BACK.
>>144124214pretty easy, Irish kicker made an nfl practice squad without ever playing a game before
>Vandy
>>144124232Based divegrass thread murderer
Vanderbilt missing the FG to win kek.>south american music in nfl promotionThese mfs are conquering every place.
>>144124232kys gamethread fag
soft K I C K E R S
>>144124223They let the time run down to 3 seconds. They had another timeout they chose to not use.
>university placekickers
espn is probably pissed that they missed the fg since its preventing the Texas game from starting on time
>>144124224a whole side of the stadium is taken over by hokies fans kek
>>144124232Retard
O B E R D I M EBERDIME
>>144124269status: vindicated >and gay
>>144124211>>144124211>>144124211Next
is this nu?
recycle>>144122734>>144122734>>144122734
Is he the anti?
>>144123951dont do it bro, going through a DUI and this shit is the worst thing imaginable with the most insurable shit, the fines arent even the half of it. I dont even drink and they are treating me like an alcoholic
Baked>>144124301>>144124301>>144124301Not a gayme thread>>144124301>>144124301>>144124301
>>144124294>>144124299Good job idiots
>three threads
Has anyone a stream for the longhorns game? Vanderbilt game is in overtime.
its over
Air Force lets fly
>>144124346>three dead divegrass threads
>>144124375based
>>144124232b-b-b-based
>>144124114ive drank enough to where a 12 pack of white claws barely does anything, it sucks cause id lost a lot of weight and it was impossible for me to get hangovers from them- buts its too expensive to spend $32 dollars on 2 twelve packs. so now i just get $8 15 packs of milwaukee ice and thats the perfect level of drunk/buzzed but not drunk/blacked out like liquor does (cause i cant control my drinking). only problem is i cant sip them, pretty much have to chug every can because once it gets above barely freezing it tastes like absolute asshole and will sometimes make me puke it tastes so bad if it gets warm enough and im already drunk. those 8% white claw surges tastes so god awful i dont mess with them but they're a good option if you dont mind the taste.
Lmao that receiver got heemed while the ball sailed way once
>>144123369The Dems are giving away everything free, no? Perhaps they consider you too "privileged" for that.
>>144122755This year is the year
