Sunday, 1st September - 13:30 (BST)> Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace> Newcastle vs. TottenhamSunday, 1st September - 16:00 (BST)> Man United vs. Liverpool
Why the women posting?
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>>144128828I love women so much
Arsenal bottled the league already
>>144128979OH NO NO NO Imagine being an arsewog in 2024
Ez win today
Whatever you do DO NOT say anything negative about Liverpool
>>144128828You don't like women?
Who else but Everton?!
I'm sorry, Everton lost? There was like 5 fucking minutes to go?
Gonna be watching the games with my dog tomorrow
>>144128790mid
>>>144129012>>>144129012>>>144129012>>>144129012Abandon slag thread, come to the football thread.
>>144129189They conceded 3 goals in 10 minutes. Genuinely might get flushed this season.
>>144129220Stop spamming, sweaty x
>>144129222What was the year of extra time like? If it was anyone but I'd assume it was robbery but God they've been awful
>>144129212>implying
>>144129259I think there was 6 or 7 minutes added
We expecting poocastle to do anything tomorrow?
The best loss I've seen in ages. I'm only taking positives. We were playing the best team to kick a ball in the history of the game, and we did OK. Chry was unlucky, AWB was superb, Kilman too. Kudus is unbelievably strong. I loved us today. 1-3 is far better than 0-6
>>144129341Wan-Bissaka has always been good and people only hated on him because he played for United.
Lukaku scored on his debut btw
>>144129404Of course he did. Was oshimen in the team ?
>>144129322Draw with Tottenham
>>144129474he won't play for Napoli again
>>144129474I don't think he's even in the Serie A squad list.
>>144129404Was it with his first touch?
>>144129322It's a home game so I'm expecting a draw
What's the chances City get 114 points this season and Haaland breaks his 100 prem goals in under 100 games?
>>144129684Then Pep becomes England manager and wins a world cup
>>144129197based
>>144129259it got to 2-2 in the 91st minBournemouth could have had two more before they got the winner too, the implosion was insane
>>144129540no, but it was in the 93rd minute while they were 1-0 down
>>144129858Pretty good
>>144129796Was talking to my dad at the 85(?) And he was quite glad for them. Poor bastard.
>>144130006it was just banterhttps://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1829911953013146109
We're in the other thread>>144129012
pickford doing his best to carry his shit team while his team mates watched onI know he's not an elite gk but he's better than this shit team and shouldve already moved on
>>144130115Post in the other thread for more replies>>144129012
>>144129684City get 114 points.Haaland scores 80.Perfect season.Charges go through.Get a point deducted for each charge.Finish the season on -1Get relegated (to keep Everton up)Haaland wins Balon Also get transfer banHaaland gets back to back hat tricks for 46 games straight in the Championship
>>144130152Post in the other thread were over there mate>>144129012
>>144130152City fall foul of FFP despite 138 points in the championship because their income streams have collapsed
>>144130115Genuinely feel sorry for pickford
>>144130152>>144130247Can't see City getting relegated. They bring to much money to the league. Same for United and Liverpool.
Kek schizo having a melty
>>144130421It's a fanfic mate
>>144130556All a bit odd.
>>144130556He genuinely gets mad if you make a thread and don't say something nice about Liverpool lmao
What does he do when summer ends?
>>144131421he's a full time football journalist and one of the best paid. transfer stories are constant, not just for summer. aside, i've seen him at Stamford Bridge multiple times. not sure if he's a regular there, but he defo goes to Chelsea games.
>>144131898Kek
I'm feeling a /lug/ coming on
When you factor in money saved in wages and Sancho's fee, man united have a net spend of only £37m this summer. Once that new stadium is built they're gonna be able to legally spend 300m every summer.
lol heard arsewogs chimped out yet again and got another red yet again what's wrong arsewogs i thought they were le classy continental club? are they having another pity party? guardian going to write a big weepy editorial exploring declan rices inner pain?
>>144132384Arsenal has the highest percentage of homosexual fans
From the Arsenal-Brighton threadApparently it was the Sid Justice theme tune playing before second half kick off. Just found out he died last week.https://x.com/WrestlingMark16/status/1829862556413952003
so of course the answer is yes, they're having a big fucking whingy pissy stroppy tantrum about it and the british press is backing them up once againwhere were these pieces when fabian schar got a red for diaz fucking kicking him in the back from 20 yards away?
>>1441325232nd yellow was the correct decision because Rice committed a 2nd yellow card offence.
>>144132608but arsewogs told me they never commit fouls on the pitch?
>>144132624Rice was confused. He heard someone call Saka a monkey and remembered the "kick it out" catchphrase. That's why he stopped the free kick. #dindunuffin
last window made me realise every single football journalist even the high profile ones just blatantly make shite up to stir controversy and get people clicking. and they can't ever be called on it because they can always just say "i heard" or "my sources say" it's unfalsifiable
>>144132748Every player gets linked to United
OP girl is very sexo. I love 19 year olds so much, its unreal.
>>144130115yeh ive always been surprised a moneyball team hasnt went for pickford. but i think the problem is hes too english, top prem clubs arent really about shot stoppers
>>144132523It was the correct decision but they're mad because Joao Pedro didn't get a yellow for it in the very same game.
FA needs to put a stop to these crybaby managers trying to intimidate the refs. It's a spanish import and I don't like it
>>144133117put a stop to the spanish simple asprevention better than cure
>>144132440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo8iOOU_5Io
We told arsewogs they needed more quality going forward and they sneered at strikers who could've pushed them over the line, now they're paying the price no sympathy from me when you make moronic decisions like spending 65m of your chest on Kai Havertz that could've been used for a striker it's no wonder City walk the league and you keep embarrassing the English league. You are obsessed with conspiracies to excuse your own stupid decisions
one last day before intl break lads
>>144132285£35m warchest bros vindicated
>>144133885they needto stop doing this international shiteits unwatchable
who's going to be the next 007? my money's on chiesa
why are southerners so whiny?
just watched the forrest and wolves highlights. Making it so a handball is no longer a handball was bold rule change. not sure im for it desu
>>144132776Also chelsea since boehly took over but that was probably just agents fishing for interest/trying to trick boehly into paying 4 trillion pounds for their clients
>>144135248sancho in chelsea la
so Unitedbros, should ten Hag still start Maguire or just jettison de Ligt and hope for the best
finkin spurs will spank us today lads
I don't understand the Chiesa hype, first people keep saying it's "only" 10m which to me is quite reckless from a club standpoint, second he's been crocked for ages? I'm sure I'll say all this and he'll do a supersub today but I'm not feeling it?
Galloway spoke the truth
>>144136671he's played 70 games over the past two seasons; how's that "crocked for ages"?he's a cheap bench/rotation option with clear talent who had a bad spell at a very dysfunctional juvehe might be crap but even if he is it is "only" 11m or whatever which is obviously nowt
miss having strikers that can finish like thisinsane angle
Well bright side at least Dave'll fuck off for a bit after this afternoon
Awful news about Sol Bamba. One of very few who stood up strong when things were tough at Leeds 10 years ago. A true measure of the man.
actually going to the match today lads. up in the corner. that said I think we'll get battered by Liverpool. we are struggling for goals. Im hoping ten hag has the balls to drop Rashford for Garnacho but knowing this bald twat he will play Rashford and Antony
>>144136926>things were tough at Leeds 10 years agolol
Mason Greenwood 5 goals in 3 matches so far this season. Man Utd soon to be 2 goals in 3 matches this season. Greenwood isn’t the first rapist at the club and if he stayed he wouldn’t be the only rapist in the current team either. So the excuse to sell him for public image isn’t correct. Makes no sense
>>144137222not wanting an violent thug in your team makes a lot of sense actually
>>144137375should stop doing that meme diet, it's harming her
>>144137375Lovely bum in that one video
>>144137375>she will never peg youwhy even live?
>>144136844got the 2nd goal too?Ligue 1 seems cancer and doesn't wanna upload their highlights
>>144137845this one isn't as impressive because the GK is a retard
>Chris Smalling leaves European football and he will play for Al-Fahya FC in Saudi Arabia, here we go!
>>144137883thanksit's still good to see Greenwood supposedly becoming only the 2nd player in 60 years in Ligue 1 to score 5 in 3 and dab on those spastic Mancs
>>144137310I mean I wouldn’t call him a violent thug but your poor argument is wrong when you look at players like Keane, Pepe etc
>>144137310you see whenever Greenwood posts stuff in his IG, some of his ex-United teammates still like those posts. Also pretty sure they were quite close on integrating him back to the team but because of the external backlash like from season ticket holders and internal one like their women's football team, he got loaned out to Getafe instead.>>144137926I like Greenwood, I prefer him staying but it's also understandable why things turn out like this. Although if I want to vent my frustration a bit, I find the anti-Greenwood people to be a lot more annoying nowadays because whenever they find people praising Greenwood and wishing he never got sold, they keep making posts that include those bleeding pics and videos of his missus all the time just to make a point. It's like they've made it some sort of internet identity to keep acting like this. I doubt Greenwood's missus happy if people keep sending those stuff to the internet all the time. the case literally lives rent free inside their minds than the people who are actually involved.I mean what more do they want? Mason can no longer live his dream to play for his boyhood club anymore, but since he's not jailed do you think he should just fade away like that?
>>144138069the issue is that male violence isn't going anywhere and it's a stain on our civilisation and when people like greenwood are in the public eye and beat up their girlfriends and are rewarded with big money contracts it's just depressing
>Haaland takes a knock>City flag because they don't bring someone new in>Brighton wins the league
> Jadon Sancho: "I wanted to join Chelsea because is iconic club".>"My idols growing up were Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard and now I have the opportunity to play for this club like them. It’s a great feeling!".
>>144136926https://x.com/Sol14Bamba/status/1828120941148111003?t=KKboEgDn607SGZBrOeJzBw&s=19Damn
>male violence is a stain on civilisation And let’s focus it on a 20 yr old lad from Manchester?Forget Israel Palestine I guess
>>144138372You should know by know that Liversimp does not live in actual reality.
>>144137883>that scorer graphicunnecessarily large
>>144138372>And let’s focus it on a 20 yr old lad from Manchester?>Forget Israel Palestine I guesssome of us are capable of having opinions about more than one thing simultaneously
>>144138200The Manc fans are FUMING
>Ollie Watkins is underperforming his xG by 1.63, the biggest underperformance in the Premier League this season
>>144138157City should have gone for Evan Ferguson, unironically Also this but Haaland gets depression
>beat up a woman in her own home>not a violent thug
"you shouldn't care about domestic abuse because israel are killing palestinians" is one of the more retarded takes i've seen in /epl/ and that's saying something
>>144137639Imagine hose two fingers blasting your rectum.
>>144138452I think saying male violence is a stain on civilisation in /epl/ is worse
>>144138439Beat up her pussy... at her request.
>>144138462well i guess you're entitled that opinion but it is a bad opinion
>>144138452And you of course know about making retarded takes, Liversimp.
racism outside of /b/you hate to see it
elite level baldness
>>144138432>Evan Fergusonwho?
>>144132422the high to low on that match thread is something to beholdsuch a poisonous fan basehttps://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-2-3-afc-bournemouth-sat-31-aug-3-00-pm.120302/page-80
>>144138515>such a poisonous fan basemeanwhile liverpool fans poisoned english football for at least a decade
Can’t wait to bring up how male violence is a stain on civilisation when a foul happens later
>>144138522kek was just thinking that how can you call anyone poisonous with a straight face after murdering 39 innocent people
>>144138527Not just that but also setting back English football by at least a decade if not even more
>>144138515the relegation thread is my fave https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/2024-25-relegation-thread.120190/page-33
>>144138486Cannot see a Man Utd win but I’m wrong all the time
>>144138550first real test for liverpooli think if liverpool play like they did first half vs ipswich man u will score at least one or two
The last time Slotto faced Man United it was against Ole in Europa League 2019.It ended 4-0 United W with GreenGOAT scoring a brace
>>144138550i think if liverpool try to pass around at the back like they seem to want to united could press and get chances high up the pitch>>144138567slotbros....
>>144138567Yeah but Salah makes a mockery on Man Utd on a yearly basis. Didn’t do one earlier this year
3 games in. League is over already and the hated International Break is here.LADS
Manure will get battered just accept it already manure monkeys
>>144138069yeah, it's pathetic. I just want to talk about the goals and people bring up the other bullshit>>144138138why aren't you animated that Greenwood is still with that girl? according to people like you, the audio wasn't a one off. therefore, he must be raping and beating her the whole time. why don't you care?
>>144138550yanited sometimes turn up for games like this when you expect them to get battered.... same against cityyanited vs liverpool or city is never easy to call
>>144138610>why aren't you animated that Greenwood is still with that girl? according to people like you, the audio wasn't a one off. therefore, he must be raping and beating her the whole time. why don't you care?i don't even know what point you're trying to makedomestic abusers shouldn't be involved in football
Will Slot be given time or will the scousers demand he be kicked out?
>>144138620being involved in football-nostaying with the girl he beat up and raped and is continuing to do so-yesyeah, it's such a hard point to understand
>>144138620>i don't even know what point you're trying to makeI would say you're joking but that would be giving you credit for being ignorant
Gutted we sold Anderson.
>>144138645well i still don't get itmaybe i'm a retarddo you think i'm in favour of women who have been abused staying with their abusers?
>>144138628If they lost today I wouldn’t blame tactics I’d blame their transfer behaviour
>>144138651>do you think i'm in favour of women who have been abused staying with their abusers?you care more about said abusers playing football than the woman in the relationship staying with an abuseryour priorities are absolutely fucked, liversimp
>>144138649Anderson was sold almost a decade ago and he's injured all the time dunno why you're still gutted desu
>>144138654i'd blame the tactics if the tactics were crap>>144138660>you care more about said abusers playing football than the woman in the relationship staying with an abusercare to point to any evidence of this? i think men should stop beating up women and i think men who do beat up women shouldn't be involved in footballthis whole "you said x therefore you mean y" thing you cretins do is highly frustrating like how am i supposed to discuss anything when you're telling me i have views i have not once shared
>>144138651i think you don't raise your voice about them still being together. you raise your voice about football though, almost as if the domestic violence yourself is not your actual concern. maybe you just want to shit on man utd or maybe you're a man utd fan and just don't want the association
You reckon slave owners used to get hyped up at auctions the same way fans do during the transfer window. Like they'd speculate on which plantation was going to buy or sell which slaves and rank the masters on their auction business?
>>144138692Probably before it all became about money. Game was gone after that
>>144138691>maybe you just want to shit on man utd or maybe you're a man utd fan and just don't want the associationHe's a Liverpool fan who simps relentlessly for women. Arguably the most identifiable one on here.
>>144128790Lets batter these sister shagging, bin sniffing Manc mutants today reds
>>144138686>care to point to any evidence of this?the evidence has been pointed out to you numerous time already: you, and your ilk, kick up a fuss about him playing a football game but never say anything about him and the girl being togetherdo you never mention that because that's the girl's choice and girls are always right? is that the type of simp mindset you have?
>>144138691he's not employed by man uman u are basically irrelevant to the discussion other than how embarrassingly long they took to get rid of himi don't have any control over abused women staying with their abusersas a football fan with a twitter account i do have some limited control over abusers getting work in football
>>144138701>Probably before it all became about moneySo the 19th century
I wonder which number Sancho will take if Chelsea hilariously finish 15th
>>144138715Depends on which league. Arab league still kept the soul
>>144138712>you, and your ilk, kick up a fuss about him playing a football game but never say anything about him and the girl being togetherwhat would you like me to say? do i think it's a good thing? nowow what a fascinating discussion to have on a sports forum
>as a football fan with a twitter account i do have some limited control over abusers getting work in footballMy fucking sides. Absolutely deluded.
>>144138713except she put herself in the public eye, didn't she? but apparently you can't affect what she does. yeah, just go after the guy instead. simp like the BLM liverpoop simp you are
>>144138730if fans and support groups hadn't kicked up a fuss he'd still be playing for man uchrist if they original content wasn't shared on twitter it probably never would have been a story
>>144138738>go after the abuser insteadyes?
>>144138738i have literally no idea what you're on about
>>144138729i'd like you to say anything. but you never do. it's fine to criticise Greenwood but you'll never criticise the female. girls are just beautiful perfect creatures who never do anything wrong, eh, simp?
Leicester City's Wilfred Ndidi battles with Aston Villa's John McGinn during the Premier League match between Leicester City FC and Aston Villa FC at The King Power Stadium (2024)
>Sunday Morning>Open up thread>Mancs defending domestic abusers because they're good at kicking a footyYep it's /epl/
>>144138760i criticise women regularlylike when they deserve iti don't criticise women who have been beaten up by men for being beaten up
so homeless he's turned black
>>144138765>that pickek I’ve done that a few times to women in public
chris smalling to saudi's a bit weird i thought he'd done well in italy?
>>144138776>i don't criticise women who have been beaten up by men for being beaten upYou should criticise her for staying with him. But you won't. Why is that?
>>144138756yeah. go after and tell him to leave his girlfriend. do some real good>>144138757have a kneel to king floyd then you might work it out, Liversimp>>144138776she chose to stay with him. and you don't care that greenwood is still with her, just that he plays football. pathetic. him smashing her cranium into a brick wall is a-ok for you but if he scores a goal for marseille it must be stopped
>>144138786https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/chris-smalling/verletzungen/spieler/103427Maybe this is why
>>144138786He’s probably took the job because it’d force his slag page 3 wife to gain some modesty or get the whip
>>144138797>him smashing her cranium into a brick wall is a-ok for you but if he scores a goal for marseille it must be stoppedagain this isn't an opinion i've expressed everjust bewildering
>>144129858>>144129540it was also against a defender who had to play in goals because Parma's nip keeper (the one ten hag looked at a while ago) got a second yellow and they had used up all their subs
>Sunday Morning>Open up thread>Liversimps pretending to care about domestic abuse to kick Man UtdYep it's /epl/
>>144138796i don't know her circumstanceswomen might stay with their abusers for a variety of reasons, she wouldn't be the first person who felt forced to stay in a relationship they didn't nor would she be the first person to ignore their partners' former abuse
>>144138829You're arguing with an incel who has 0 empathy for women and likely has sub 100 IQ, don't waste your time
>>144138818where have i "kicked" man u? i said one thing about man u which was that they took too long to resolve the situationagain he quite literally doesn't play for man ualthough in fairness to them that might have been for legal reasons
>>144138808it's not about expressing opinions, it's about not expressing opinions
>>144138829>i don't know her circumstancesAnd there we have it. Once again you haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about but act like you do.>>144138833Absolutely bizarre projection. Domestic abuse is vile.
>>144138839okay let me express my not-relevant-to-football opinion on this for youmen should stop beating up womenthose that do should be severely punished
Mad how the 3 red clubs seem to attract subhumans and criminals like flies to shit lolAnd don't get me started on the players
>>144138850i see so you know her circumstances? what are you her best mate?
>>144138850>Once again you haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about but act like you do.are you implying Greenwood didn't batter her?
>>144138829>stayJust to add in. She didn’t stay with Mason Greenwood. She left him. He was questioned by police. They didn’t have contact for months and he was arrested for them having contact again. So whatever it seems, she chose to speak and get back together at the moment his career in football was hanging by a thread
>>144138829>forcedyeah because women can't decide for themselves, can they? sexiststill you haven't said: hey, isn't it fucked up that Harriet and Mason are still together? that should be stopped, since domestic abuse is bad>>144138854great but it's not personal, is it? you get personal when you say Greenwood should be kicked out of football, an absurd over the top position
>>144138870of course he did but you don't know the circumstances
>>144138874personal to who? domestic abusers shouldn't be employed by football clubsgreenwood is a domestic abuseri can't change this
>>144138871Christ, an actual reasoned post on the topic that isn't mindless simping for a woman or abuser defending.
>>144138892>She asked for it!!lollmao even
watched motd againjoe hart seems like the sort of bloke i should dislike but the fact is i quite enjoy listening to him
>>144138894>expecting football to have morals or ethicsAre you genuinely fucking daft.
mug today or nah?
>>144138892I have no idea what point your making desu, implying she might have deserved it? it's genuinely a load of dribble lad
we've got those sex-havers on the run. boys. keep it up>>144138894>mentioning Greenwood with regard to football AGAIN>doesn't mention Greenwood with regard to still being with Harriet>>144138899it's almost as pathetic as saying she's forced to stay with him
>>144138902x
>>144138904desire is not the same as expectationfootball is a cynical business and football clubs and organisation will almost always do whatever is most profitable for themin man u's case they legally have to because at the end of the day they're beholden to their shareholdersbut that doesn't change the fact i don't think domestic abusers should be involved in football
>>144138912>forced to stay with himor she's just a retard? still doesn't mean it's ok to knock the shit out of herwhat part of your nigger thug pea brain is struggling to keep up?
>>144138911the point is that circumstances come out when it's something Harriet does but you don't mention it with regard to what Mason does, Liversimp
>>144138932what circumstances are relevant to battering a woman?
famous professional football player harriet
Extending ten hag is the strangest decision I've witnessed in the sport, a born loser and charisma vacuum
>>144138939we're talking about Mason Greenwood the famous abuser of women
>>144138955that's my point
>>144138931Mason is just a retard but let's hold him to a higher standard than Harriet because women are just sweet beautiful innocent creatures, eh, simp?>>144138938what circumstances are relevant to staying with a guy who puts your head in the dishwasher and smashes it closed?
>>144138949Ten Hag is Manure's level. Same with Slot at Liverpool. Players and managers want to go to City and Chelski, the reds have very little prestige in the world outside of England.
>>144138939>>144138955yeah lol who cares about the actual victim let's just talk about football. btw, i'm more moral than you and not a simp
>>144138963Well what what crime has Harriet committed?
>>144138963ahh so you are saying Mason emever battered her and she didn't post audio online to go with picturestook wla while to get there, alinclufint a post where you explicitly said that he did batter her but there we go now
huge fan of this lad who thinks staying in a relationship with someone who beat you up is is equally as bad as beating her up in the first place
>>144138926>desire is not the same as expectationIt isn't, but you sound absolutely naive about the industry.>but that doesn't change the fact i don't think domestic abusers should be involved in footballThey shouldn't be. Nor should murderers. Or fraudsters. Or drug dealers. But all of them have been welcomed back into football with open arms as if nothing ever happened.
>>144138978You are genuinely seething over this entire discussion, fucking hell lad go outside.
>>144138976so you're saying it's fine for women to stay with their abusers?>>144138978he did batter her, she still stayed. batter me once, shame on you. batter me twice so i'm like fish and chips, shame on you
>>144138990and because football is a flawed industry i'm not allowed to have opinions about how it could be improved?
>>144138982i don't, the point is that simps saying that she is 'forced' to stay into the relationship, think Chiesa is a good signing and don't actually give a shit that the two are still together are grade A cunts
At least we're all in agreement that thug nigger criminals shouldn't be allowed play football
Hello I love women
I think the real problem here is tribalism. Man Utd fans are annoyed a player was stupid enough to ruin their chances of success and ABUs want to see the lad effectively die because he wore a red shirt
>>144139000I just don't understand the lads point desu, he wants football watchers to not have her be involved in football either because he stayed with her? or not be involved in whatever job she does? I don't understand it, she's probably a stay at home mum, she is not in the public eye so what is his point exactly?
>>144139003>improve football>Harriet is still battered four times a daygood to see you have your priorities in order
>>144139017>simps saying that she is 'forced' to stay into the relationshipno one said thisi said i don't know the circumstances and that it wouldn't be the first time someone felt forced to stay in a relationship they weren't happy ini also said it wouldn't be the first time someone had chosen to forget about their abuser's former abuse but you seem to have ignored that presumably because it doesn't align with the opinions of the character you've in your head to argue with rather addressing what's actually been said
>>144139003Never said that. I'm saying you're naive for desiring it to happen because the reality is it will never happen.>>144139032Tribalism is the crucial factor in determining why fucking nothing ever changes for the better in football.
>>144139048kelly cates will never sit on my face but i can retain the desire for it to happen
>>144139032it's more to do with him being a thug who beats up women than being an ABU mate
I think the real problem here is tribalism. Liversimp fans are annoyed their manager was stupid enough to ruin their chances of success by buying Chiesa and ABLs want to see the lad finally get a career ending injury because he wore a red shirt
>>144139045>no one said thisit literally was said>i said i don't know the circumstances and that it wouldn't be the first time someone felt forced to stay in a relationship they weren't happy inyou're saying it again. blaming Greenwood for her staying like women can't make up their own mind. this is why women hate you sexist simps and why they think Chiesa is going to flop hard for Liverpool
>>144139023A job where they're closely scrutinised, have minders and among nobody but physically fit men all day and have no professional interactions with women at all.Can't think of a safer job for them (from a woman's perspective) desu.
>>144139077picking cotton
>>144139074where did i "blame greenwood" for her stayingyou're genuinely impossible to talk toyou just invent things that haven't been said to argue with and expect me to come up with a rebuttal for something i have never argued for to begin with
Greenwood was found guilty in a court of law right?Otherwise he'd be presumed innocent.
>>144138515kek there are 20k replies on the mental health thread
Good job I'm laughing thru the entire convo
>>144139081A machine does that now mate.
>>144139095picking cotton with heavy machinery? even better
bracing for an unchanged team for the reds this afternoonjoe gomez back in the squad presumably
Imagine Greenwood one day goes into a fit of rage. Liversimps would be like>glad we kicked him out of football, we really missed a bullet there!
In the Declan Rice debate I have seen the appeal for both consistency and “common sense” and I am here to yet again remind you you can’t have both
>>144139087>>144139088>I've genuinely woken up feeling proper low. Felt so high when we were 2-0 up yesterday and playing some quality stuff. Then it all crashed. Football impacts me too much.
>>144139083>you're genuinely impossible to talk to>you just invent things that haven't been said to argue withHave some self-awareness for once.
>>144139108>homeless and penniless>goes into a fit of rage>trips in a canal and dieswhat's not to like?
>>144139083stop bringing up force if it's irrelevant. she stayed. that's on her, not Greenwood. end of story
>>144139114makes my weekend worse if liverpool lose for sureanother reason why midday saturday kickoffs are awful because it impacts the entire rest of your weekendat least if we lose this afternoon i have work tomorrow and i don't have to think about football until after the international break
>>144139114This was me when I woke up and found out United lost EL final on pens (couldn't watch till the end because I wasn't well). I immediately got a strong headache.
>>144139126>context is never relevant to any decision made by anyonesimply mind boggling opinion
>>144139114okay this is hilarious
>>144139132so it must be relevant to Greenwood beating the shit out of her and not just her pussy then? nice logichere's the run down of how you simps think:>Harriet chose to stay>women are always right>therefore I won't criticise them still being together>I will criticise him being in football though because that's easy and acceptable >she's still getting battered on the daily though but I just can't think about that>what point are you trying to make? I can't understand it all>i'm still somehow a really moral person even though i'm too cowardly to look at the real problem head-on>Chiesa is a really smart signing la, we're gonna win the league without an asterisk this time for sure
>>144139132What's the context then, Liversimp?
>>144139181i don't know the context as i've already said like three times
>"this is is home">*left*
Middlesbrough manager Neil Warnock hugs Sol Bamba after the match during the Sky Bet Championship match between Middlesbrough and Peterborough United at Riverside Stadium in Middlesbrough, England (2021)
i'm actually confident for the first time in a long time that we're going to be Liverpool today. we're going to batter. I can't believe for a moment that we will lose to this club of simps who still don't get any pussy. And if we lose, no bother, I can still kick my girlfriend down the stairs for a giggle. GGMU
>>144139178here's the run down:>thug nigger loses his job>retard goldigger leaves him because he's not a rich footballer anymore>she goes to Dubai to get shat on>he overdoses on laughing gas and becomes a vegetable
>>144139191So you don't know the context that's relevant to the decision made and therefore cannot judge it.
>>144139222you wish, Liversimp. we're gonna batter you like Mason batters Harriet, Chiesa or no
>>144139234fairly sure that's exactly what i said and why i didn't judge it
>>144139236She's going to get shat on and I'm going to post the pics. Deal with it
>Erling Haaland has scored 19 goals in 11 Premier League appearances in the month of August. In the competition's entire history, only Andy Cole (25), Les Ferdinand (22), and Sergio Agüero (20) have scored more August goals
West Ham were doing the poznan yesterday at 3-1 down Honestly thought they were better than that. The Yid Army did the same last season, we all remember Ange directly calling them a pathetic fanbase for doing it
>>144139247You clearly did judge it by saying it was a "mind boggling opinion".
>you have to understand the context of the Chiesa transfer, the club paid only £6.3m for him>no I don't know the context of his transfer history, what's that got to do with anything?why are Liversimps like this?
>>144139280i said trying to form an opinion of someone's decision without understanding context is mind-boggling
>>144139110Nah you can consistently apply common sense. I'd think most of us understand this concept, seems it's evaded (and always will, as your imminent cope will prove) your outsider logic.
>>144139293>trying to form an opinion of someone's decision without understanding context is mind-bogglingSo this entire discussion then.
>>144139311i don't need context to conclude that domestic violence is bad and men need to stop
>>144139274>Andy ColeWe don't call him that any more
>>144139280Scousers doing any form of thinking boggles their mind so we can't be sure he meant it in a negative manner
>De Zerbi on Mason Greenwood:>"Mason is a very high level player, we all wanted him, the owner also got involved in person.>There has been so much controversy, so much talk, but we all see the player on the pitch.>I don't want to get into his private life, I don't know anything and don't want to know anything, but with us he is a good boy, a good person."[@lequipe]
now TV's app layout is so absurdi just want to watch the cricket that's on live right now and it's simply not there on the sports page, it just football that isn't on yet and golfhave to go to the tv guide which is a whole two more tabs over to find it
>>144139345>I don't know anythingThat's a lie though isn't it
>>144139345>>I don't want to get into his private life, I don't know anything and don't want to know anythingsums up football's attitude to the whole thingsad
>>144139325You need context to decide whether or not Harriet is to blame for staying with him though. Don't you believe women are able to think for themselves? Pretty sexist from a guy who hates domestic abuse so much.
>>144139325You require the context to explain why she went back to him. None of us know that context therefore judging it is not grounds for discussion.>domestic violence is bad and men need to stopPlease don't simp for women by suggesting they don't engage in domestic violence. Domestic violence is bad full stop regardless of who is doing it.
>>144139364you seem really intent on carrying on an argument with this character you've invented who has opinions you've also inventedcan i suggest having an argument with chatGPT, rather than me, a human with actual thoughts
>>144139345>he a gud boy he dindu nuffin!
>>144139345Why isn't he talking about domestic abuse and not football like the Scousers? Scousers seem to think you make the issue of football about domestic abuse and make the issue of domestic abuse about football.
Watch Boehly about to adopt NBA's "tanking" into this Chelsea side so they don't have to sign Sancho permanently
>>144139372>None of us know that context therefore judging it is not grounds for discussion.agreedi didn't want to discuss it i wanted to discuss DV in football and one particular poster seemed intent for me to offer my opinions on the woman staying with greenwood after his abuseand my opinion was i didn't have enough information to offer any opinion on it and that people may stay with their abusers for a variety of reasons
>>144139363what's your attitude to domestic abuse?>as long as it doesn't interfere with football, it's fine!
>>144139400again you've invented an argument to argue with here which isn't mine
how do scousers not realise alisson is shitit took slot 5 seconds to see it
>>144128910I love when they suck my penis. I do not love when they do not.
Ex #25-holder United player (just like a certain scammer) Odion Ighalo shared his thought about Osimhen's situation.
>>144139409I haven't invented anything. the immediate response of people like you was and still is get him out of football and no concern at all for the female who was and still is with Mason. keep saying i'm inventing things, it doesn't get you off the hook
>>144139439luckily for you i've already told you my attitude to domestic abuse in this thread on more than one occasioni guess you chose to ignore those posts so you could continue having an argument with the ether
really wish both you boring pricks would get banned
>>144139447>to domestic abuseyeah, still cold and impersonal. not mentioning the specific case. the opposite of the bile that comes up when we talk about Greenwood still playing football
>>144139462i'm more than happy to chat about something else someone post some controversial footy take that i can argue withthis unserious poster has been boring me for like 20 minutes
>>144139396you said people may stay with their abusers, but you didn't address, or i messed it, that she went back to him
>>144139483i mean staying with someone is functionally the same thing as going back to themi'm not sure why you'd think my opinions would be any different
say her namesay Harriet's namedon't just talk about domestic abusesay her nameyou don't talk about domestic abusers not playing football you specifically mention Masonyou make it about himsay her name, you faux moralistic Scouse-ratyou only care because it's footballbecause that's the only thing that matters in your alcoholic, council house, on the dole life
>>144139396>i wanted to discuss DV in footballWhy though? Of all the topics to discuss you focused in on that one and sent the thread spiralling into a domestic violence circlejerk for the past 90 minutes. In the eyes of the English game Mason Greenwood no longer exists. If he is getting a career elsewhere in the world then that honestly should not affect you.>one particular poster seemed intent for me to offer my opinions on the woman staying with greenwood after his abuseYou don't think that has any association to what you were trying to discuss? You can't desire to discuss domestic violence if you ignore the victim in it.>my opinion was i didn't have enough information to offer any opinion on it and that people may stay with their abusers for a variety of reasonsSo fencesitting on the other half of domestic abuse. That's flat out wrong.I honestly don't understand you, Liversimp. You create a rod for your own back with your opinions and then project like fuck when people call you out for being an imbecile.
Dave having an incredible meltdown this morning
>>144139498how is it the same
her name was Harriet Robson
>>144139530my post in full >>144138829>i don't know her circumstances>women might stay with their abusers for a variety of reasons, she wouldn't be the first person who felt forced to stay in a relationship they didn't>nor would she be the first person to ignore their partners' former abusewhy would her "going back" to a relationship rather than "staying" in a relationship change any of what i wrote above other than the words stay with being replace with go back to
>>144139512>I honestly don't understand you, Liversimp. You create a rod for your own back with your opinions and then project like fuck when people call you out for being an imbecile.he hates the context, like Liversimps never once mentioning the name of the actual victim, Harriet Robson. that name strikes fear into their hearts now, because it exposes them for the hypocritical shit-weasels they are
remember when scousers were saying thiago was the best midfielder in the worldor that trent was better than walkeror that curtis jones was better than phil foden
>>144139576>or that trent was better than walkerin what way is this not accurate?maybe a few years ago there was more of a debate but walker is fully washed at this point
>>144139585lolpmsl perhaps
>>144139557just saying it's a big difference between staying out of fear and going back, so i understand the criticism aimed at her for doing it
media working overdrive running defence for arsenal after an objectively correct decision
>>144139585lol simp
>>144139617Thought HYS was quite funny, saw one bloke saying if they enforced the rule you'd see 4 or 5 reds per match, like we should just let people rob banks if they turn up in a big enough mob lol
>>144139617huge fan of keown yesterday coming in with>it’s the referees responsibility to keep all 11 players on the pitch for both teamsas if that is in any way the referee's responsibility
>>144139656keown reverts to a 75iq ape whenever he considers arsenal to be hard done by, never fails to amuse me
>>144138168prematch banter
>>144139685i like to save all my best banter for /epl/ thank you very much
liverpool giving the new thirds kits a run out today
>>144139798>>144139798Spurs vs newcastle
>Nicolas Jackson agrees contract extension at Chelsea, committing to Stamford Bridge until 2033. Senegal international’s terms included option to prolong + now secured for next 9yrs. https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1830203958100386274
>>144139806>until 2033mental
>>144139806T-B O E H L Z-BOEHLZ
>>144139806what the actual fuck is todds problem
Klopps kids
>>144139806>be Chelsea in 202X>needing another bullshit way to make a revenue but all the loopholes have been closed>'ah fuck it, time for another banishment session for players we no longer rate'>it's Nico Jackson's time>be offered to any clubs>clubs are interested but any contract they're offering won't get any closer to 2033>all of them get refused by the player
>>144128860Would be hella based amirite
>>144128979No Christmas celebrations this year, sad!
>>144139806
>>144139806toddddd
ChelseaCrystal PalaceArseAnalBrightonAll the same club
>>144139858people saying Tboehlz doesn't do any of the player signing or contract extending crap and that's what Eghbali and co do but what does he even do then? just providing a blank cheque for Eghbali to do the thing without doing some actual check? that's even dumber.
>>144139806Fifa 25 career mode
todd is a genius, jackson will be on half the wage he would be on at any other club
this wasn't even 2 weeks ago and who knows what's the current number nowbro will make it comparable like USA's military spending vs the rest of the world by next year
huh, strange, guardian not having a liveblog up for the chelsea - crystal palace game. they didn't have one up for the wolves - chelsea last week either
>not found guilty in a court of law>alleged victim gets engaged to alleged abuser >alleged victim has child with alleged abuser Scousers are getting desperate. Mason is innocent.
>>144139806>committing to Stamford Bridge until 2033>signing shit players to long contracts essentially putting a millstone around the clubs neck and ensuring future managers have nothing else to work withseriously what is the play here? my smooth brain can't work it out
so true
>Lewis Hall dropped alreadygrim
>>144140713>>144110352you got proven right though
>>144138056Keane wasn't a violent thug he was a hard man There's a big difference
>>144140795reckon you miss him
Wow, the last thread still hasn't died. Was there literally nothing happening in the world in the past half a day?
born to watch sandcastle-tottlel forced to watch chelshit-crystal meth cause gf is a ch*lsea fan
>>144140893/sp/ is famously a dead board outside of major eventseveryone just crams into 20 generals and a handful of match threads and nothing else ever gets talked about
>>144140828best case scenario for everyone for sancho to leave though25 million pounds is nothing if enzo maresca gets a tune out of him imoalso that homekit is legit great
>>144139806>twenty goddamn thirty-three for fucks sake
>>144140053>Todd is a genius. With Jackson at the club, Chelsea will be on half the points they would be with any other striker
chelsea are back lads im afraid
>>144140142Based lil ngubu, i have this shirt tucked away somewhere
As a City fan, West Ham impressed me yesterday. The manager made some smart changes, the spirit seemed good and there's some real quality there. Think you've got the makings of a good side.
>>144141519Consistently beating relegation zone teams is an upgrade on last season.
>>144140142Mason is the nikka with a cracker dad innit?
unitedbros, at least we can now safely include the incoming 20-25m revenue into player's sales next season.
>Cole Palmer has now assisted 15 goals in the Premier League for Chelsea; the most of any player across Europe's big five leagues since his debut (September 2023)
>>144141866>sancho barely plays >still get 20+ millionbased
>>144141902good thing is he'll be forever stuck in that hilarious Chelsea side (contract till 2033)
>>144140959I would have thought there'd be an American sport of some sort happening or UFC or whatever but I guess not. I guess I'm just surprised because it was over 12 hours.
>>144141744West Ham are based af desu. Bowen > Saka fr
>>144141866Todd to the rescue
>>144142180>mfw Chelsea win PL but at least they'll pay the maximum price for Sancho
He is 5 hatricks away for having the most in premier league history he only played 69 games unreal. Is Haaland already the best striker of all time in the EPL?
>>144142386probably, but i don't think he'll play enough games in england to reach the status of shearer or henry
>>144141538Corrr
>>144142440he's Madrid bound honestly but that also means they need to break up that front three first
>>144142386Not until he proves he can do it playing for some shit midtable team like Chelsea or United
>>144142526barcelona makes more sense when lewandowski leaves
>>144142288Im alright with that. Better than City winning the league every year for a decade. Nobody else is gonna.
>>144142568>shit midtable team like Chelsea or UnitedUmm United have never finished midtable?
Harry Kane is the best EPL striker ever.
>>144139806Why?
>>144142643they were 8th last season m8
>>144142688haha forgot that kane existed for a second thereyeah he's up there with sheearer and henry too
>>144142588with what money lol
>>1441427298th isnt mid
>>144142957of course it is
>>144142839i forgot about that
>>144142785Another for the "bald managers" folder
>>144142957Yes it is.Divide the league into 3 equal parts. Where is 8th? The middle part
United and Chelsea chads spending money. Based.
Based United and Chelsea splashing some cash just to make tinpots seethe more.
flop
>>144143374Based Liverpool
Onana, Mazraoui, De Ligt, Martinez, Dalot, Casemiro, Mainoo, Fernandes, Garnacho, Rashford, Zirkzee
>>144142386HES already an all timer arguably >>144142688İf he returns to prem to break shearers record yes(Bayern move is still lame imo especially if rumors of a real Madrid bid back in last summer were true if I were him I would have gone to there or psg)
>>144143531all shit
>>144143899the heckin' matchy
>>144143531Fucking hell im not sure any Liverpool player apart from Salah could make this starting lineup.Its genuinely over for them
>all shitEven more dire when Liverpool lose today then.
>>144144653All summer babies apart from KDB
I'm so glad I stopped supporting the spurs at the start of last season and swapped to liverpoo
>>144144653Kinda surprised Palmer isn't rated higher.
Classic spursy. They were all over Newcastle when I was watching but now they're 2-1 down.
>1 Morbillion spent for a draw to Palace
>spuds>chelpoo
SPUDSCHELSHITARSEANALLIVERPOO
spuds in the mud
>Tottenham had 20 shots against Newcastle, but only 2 worth more than 0.10(xG).angeball
Don't let this result distract you from the fact that ArseAnal are just Red Spurs.
Newcastle (1.61) 2-1 (1.30) TottenhamChelsea (2.42) 1-1 (0.36) Crystal Palace
fuming likehowe is going to think hes doing nowt wrong
>if Dean Henderson were patient enough (and not a sicknote in the moment that mattered) he'd be a United's starting GK over Onana
corrwe looked like b-tier city todaydominatingpowerful but whats point if you cant score more than concedewe just dont have the fuggin quality of forwards and midfield to do that and it makes us haafta play more aggessively so we concede moremaddiaon defensive liability in midfield. him AND kulu in mid? well yeah gna be more dominating but concede more toowe got a prime defence unit problem is mostly dogshit attack and inexperience midfield
Thanks for the yearly 3 points gift Spurs
>>144145989yeh?
>>144145989I also feel like not having an out and out striker also played a partAt least it isn't an absolute assblasting like the last 2 seasons nice to get that out of the way
Why does isak hate spurs so much
>>144146240He's a secret gooner
>>144146240Gonna go out on a limb and say Henry was his favourite player.
This gangster was available all summer and we dropped 60m on a Chelsea & Liverpool reject
>>144145989good kittington
Spurs would have won the league with Gyokeres instead of Solanke
>international break
>>144146325u fink?
>both of ange's "first choice" strikers out injured>richarlison and solanke>60 million eachbeggars belief?more like buggered belief
>>144146433Solanke is a lot better than twernz. Can't believe Ange fell for that meme. Should've been on the first plane back to poopensharten not playing for Spurs ffs.
> "gravenberch was twice a champion at Ajax under EtH"> Carra: "yeah yeah yeah"Such a little bitch.
that was too close man
Fat Ange is crap
>>144144653>left sided PL defenders
Liverpoo are going to bottle this.
>>144147403good
jotabros....
>changes literally nothing>wins
>Fartchester PoonitedIncoming Dave meltdown, brace yourselves
is Dave here?
Thought I could enjoy /epl/ for a bit since Chelsea drew, Arsenal drew, Spurs lost and was hoping for a United luck-win... But no, they've fucked it. So combine with City winning the league already, Dave is going to go fucking ballistic. Only hope is the Spurs' loss calms him down.
Horrible day to be homeless in Manchester
hide your bins, there's gonna be a lot of sniffing tonight
All this talk about Liverpool not signing a six but Casemiro has been outstanding for them today.
>>144148345He hates Poocastle too so no chance of him being in a good mood
>>144148411kekwith ugarte joining it is unironically over for him
>>144148438Oh does he. Fuck sake.
Manure genuinely have the worst midfield in the top 10 teams
>>144148411great post
Billy, this is Casemiro. He is one of the most decorated midfielders in the history of the sport.His defect is that he isn't good at football.
>>144148493>top 10 teams
>>144148496also a great post
>Mohamed Salah has either scored (10) or assisted (6) 16 of Liverpool's last 22 Premier League goals against Manchester United
>>144148540>>144148494stole them both off twitteri am in fact not funny at all
>>144148493>BrunoOverrated Hollywood pass/long range blooter merchant, offers nothing when not on the ball>Casemirolol>MainooOverrated Longstaff on steroids>UgarteCasemiro but younger
>tfw no brazilians on twitter posting casemiro memes
liverpool look wank tbffink we could take em
>>144148616u fink?
>>144148571i wouldn't have known but i appreciate your honesty.
sanchoschizo on suicide watch rn jej
Mainoo is the only player United can rely on to complete a pass. The rest of them just hit it and hope it finds a red shirt
>>144148571I went to text it into BBC live text but some twat got in before me.
If only United had the 65m French wonderboy with feet like Tiny Tim out there. All the problems would be solved.
going to need a lot of last minute (p)s for penchester poonited to salvage this
>>144148493All because of Casemiro.
>>144148668Shame they can't rely on him to not give away fouls
Honestly this match was completely jinxed by all the racist posts United fans (probably just one no-lifer to be honest) have made all weekend
Liverpool have scored six goals this season. Salah has scored two, assisted three and pre-assisted the other (opener vs. Brentford).
>>144148910>pre-assisted
at least casemiro is off
>>144148930arguably the most key of key passes
>Poocastle with the worst window in the league are still ahead of Manure in the league LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144148959back on this gimmick eh 190 lad.
>>144149025What gimmick is that?
>pre-assisted
>Poonana
>>144148910Haaland has scored one more than your whole team.
another mainoo masterclass
>Mainpossessionloss
Part of me wants United to lose 5-0, 6-0... but I know Liverpool won't make me happy. I got depressed this weekend seeing Haaland going to blitz the scoring record and win the title undefeated for City with 114pts.
Know how Dave spams the 'Arsenal fans leaving early' image as somehow they're customers and gets fucking furious when you post United fans doing the same? It's already happening at OT today but he'll never mention this. The fans are already leaving.
>>144149281*had
I thought De Ligt was suppose to be the 'final piece' of the defence with Martinez with Yoro being the 'for the future' signing?
based onana
>at least casemiro is off
>>144149465he was good in the first half tbfnot much you can do with that midfield in front of you
How are you gonna get into the position Zirkzee just did and aim it straight at Alisson?
Why did they buy Zurkzee
Lot of tea ladies at Old Trafford going to be getting the sack tonight
ugarte in
ENTER SOUTHGATE
Ufarte is the missing piece lads trust the process
Can't help feel like ten hag loses the battles but wins the war.City will win the league so all of this is basically meaningless
so which one of you was this then?
>>144149783Think the hag is getting flushed.
Sky taking the absolute piss with that banner
>>144149969what was it?
I know they're 3 down and they're just customers from london but this is still their home ground. Why don't they make any noise to at least disrupt the Liverpool chanting?
>>144150044You answered your own question with the first part
>>144150044>just customers from londont. plastic who has never actually been to OT as a United fan
>>144150067That's disappointing. What's the point of commuting from London to Manchester just to hear Mo Salah chants?
>>144150107how's the weather in kent brav?
lmao carra and neville>THAT WAS UNPROFESSIONALget a grip boomers he made a poor decision in a football game it doesn't reflect any way on his character
>>144150107Homeless can't afford tickets
>>144150142Cope. Course there are souvern poofs here but it's largely Mancs and Mancs adjacent like Stockport and Bolton.
Is Zidane to United for real?
>>144150208would probably do a better job in midfield at 50 than kobbie mainoo in fairness
>>144150235I'm talking about the trainer
>>144150256i know i was jokingthere's been zidane to united rumours before and they've never really gone anywherei'm not sure he'd fancy it
>>144150256Never heard of them mate I just wear Air max.
worst timing for this international break.. 2 weeks of dave...
>>144150412Nah he always buggers off when they lose he's quite fragile
>>144150208that was always bullshit, he has no desire to coach in england
>>144150446For like a day. Sad acts addicted to this place
torn because i think i genuinely hate both of these clubs equally
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