>Week OneColorado v. North Dakota State (Boulder, CO)#14 Clemson v. #1 Georgia (Athens, GA)#8 Penn State v. West Virginia (Morgantown, WV)#7 Notre Dame v. #20 Texas A&M (College Station, TX)#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>144129391
Michigan is going to win three games this year
how do we feel beaver nation
I'm so fucking sick of these shitty ACC transfer QBs.
>>144130971Three games you say?
>>144130961Coach Nigger
Why does Arkansas State have a campus in Mexico, complete with a football team?
>>144130991AND
>>144130961and there it is....
OU > YOUR TEAM
>>144130999>campus que retardkek
What would your Football Name be, anon?
>>144131005THERE
>>144130999I would have SEX with those latinas. SEX.
>>144130999It's time to just annex that shithole. 1/3 of them live in the usa
Anyone else have an irrational hatred of notre dame football? Like, they're the only team besides maybe Alabama that I actively root for to lose every game they play.
>>144130971Yeah, agreed
>>144131026im indifferent
>>144131026no hatred of notre dame is irrational
>>144131026Why?
>>144131026Yea we all doYou are not an anomaly in that regard.
Roll Tide
>>144131026Hating Notre Dame is never irrational
>>144131026Yep fuck ND
>>144131026Mine isn't irrational, I just fucking hate catholics
>>144131026They are my top 2 hated teams I want both to lose.Then Michigan Then Ohio St
>>144131026Everyone should. If you're from the midwest especially. Ton of obnoxious fans walking around in other states. They should be confined to South Bend by force of law imo.
>>144130999Interesting take on bench seating.
>Show about a housewife who helps the stupid male crime scene investigatorsWho watches these female power fantasies
H A Y N E SAYNES
UH OH PUNTER MOMENT
>>144131026It's not irrational, media keeps trying to insist they're a contender, and the contradiction between the puff pieces and the evidence your eyes see bother you. It's like that one annoying kid who kept get caught lying but would never admit it.
Are the aggies gonna win
How do you call a false start before the snap? Did I miss the snap? Audio cut out a sec
>>144131026Yeah tons of people. Delusional seethe about them in every single cfb thread
>>144131079Women
reminder there are more actually Irish people in the United States of America than in Ireland
>OSU gets the refball calls now that its a top 2 Pac 12 programso this is what USC felt like the past 100 years
>>144131045Honestly, I have no reason. Ever since I was a kid I just fucking hated them.
>>144131026No, it's perfectly rational, same as any team that has legions of bandwagon fans who can't even name what state they're from
>fieldgoalsthis was a hyped game?
>Notre Dame vs Texas AM>6-3
>>144131079Houswives who are taking care of kids, they eat this shit up
>>144131079former girlboss housewives
>>144131084>media keeps trying to insist they're a contender,lmao what? Everything you hear about Notre Dame for the past 15 years has been that they're overrated and won't win anything.
>>144131026in the 90s sure, they've been geeks too long to register like that with me now
>>144131101It's what happens to all top dogs in P5 conferences. Remember, The winner of the Pac-12 can be a top 4 seed
>>144130999>mascot looks like it belongs in FNAFnice
>>144131114What happens when teams have actual defense
>Not even a hail Mary Dogsip. Who's the next QB?
>>144131143Is it "actual defense" or is it "lack of offense"?
>>144130953Shit games
we're gonna trade FGs all night long lol
>>144131087most false starts are called because someone blatantly moved before the snap, anon
>>144131079'Scarecrow & Mrs. King' was the same thing in the 80s but with spying.
the first touchdown of ND and atm WILL be a defensive touchdown
It's not looking good for Western Kentucky Technical Institute College
>>144131025only Israel is allowed to annex land
>>144131143Neither of these teams has shown good defense, just bad offense.
>>144131115SOVL
Maybe Idaho is the new California after all.
>>144131119girlbosses don't become mothers, much less housewives
Doctor Odyssey? More like Doctor FAGGOT
>>144131157sorry chud field goal battles are confirmed sports kino
>>144131128Nevermind the overwhelming body of evidence. ND breaks some people's brains
>>144131026American Catholics are the only people with a decent religion now to be fair. Still not retarded like Muslims but very conservative, faithful, prays all the time, donates to causes and lives the holy ghost path.
yeah, i'm thinkin this semen-slurping commercial marathon with occasional handegg ain't for me :/
Nebraska is going to rape Primate, Lil’ Primate, and Mini Primate next week. Shitdeur might leave Lincoln in a casket
Bob Chesney's players fucking suck. Send these shitters back to the FCS.
>>144131177First year watching?
>400lb lump of lard brings accountability and disciplineYeah I kind of doubt that bro
>cfb kickers nailing 49 yarders like its nothingis this normal now? holy shit
the unwarranted hate just sustains us
Elko is objectively wrong. You don't become a national brand from grit. Otherwise the Ragin Cajuns would be a media powerhouse. You become a national brand from WINNING.
>>144131100Catholics were a disaster for America
>>144131216the cornfuckers are going to lose in an embarrassing fashion as is tradition
>>144131160We don't have handegg over here - I thought that the offense had to not move for a few seconds before the snap. So how is anything a false start until you know if it happened too close to the snap? Is there a general "once everyone is settled, any further movement is a false start" sort of rule?
>aggy
good god michigan is atrocious
EMAW, /cfb/! We're about to enter the second half, and I hope our coach gave them a good inspirational speech to motivate them to destroy the Skyhawks.
>>144131238Sustains your failure to make the playoffs that's for sure
>>144131229What the fuck did you just say to me?
>>144131213Until anime and manga and texass pull strings to get another Vanderbilt on the schedule.
>>144131248America wouldn't exist without Catholics
>>144131213Think she passed the purity test?
>>144131251Yes.
>>144131254nice blurry unreadable sign
>>144131238Seriously though, ND hasn't done a damn thing in my lifetime
>>144131263he's, uh, big guy
>>144131211HahahahahahahahahahahahahahagHahahaha
>>144131216I hope so
>>144131262>implying they aren't going to give us a playoff bid regardless of w/l record
ya seethe?
>>144131274all signs are unreadable to you, faggie
I hope ND loses so that fat retard Shane Gillis has an unpleasant evening.
>>144131254
>>144131026Nah they've never bothered me desu
>>144131277He's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing them out of a plane
When is James Madison going to stop playing with CLT and score sum fuccen TDs?
>>144131229>>144131263
These A&M helmets are nice
>>144131272Cool ty
>>144131262This made more sense in your head. Too eager to say the line, wound up not making sense.
No thread for ND/ATM? ITs on ABC.
This SDSU Aztecs new offense reminds me of Lombardi offense, just check passing lol
>>144131115We real old school hours, welcome to SATURDAY NIGHT BAYBEE REEL OURZ
>>144131288Oh god you're right
>>144131286I laugh at Nebraska turning into a joke after leaving the Texas sphere of influence, but these were something special
>Running multiple QB draws in the same driveWhy?
>>144131309White helmets are almost always great
My only complaint about Notre Dame is in the past, they were treated like a one team conference by post-season entities like the BCS. The phrase "In consultation with the conference commissioners and athletic director of Notre Dame" was seen very frequently and it rubbed me the wrong way that they were getting as much say in things as entire power conferences. The twelve team playoff denying ND the possibility of a first round bye is the first time there's been any consequence for refusing to join a conference so I'm less annoyed now.
> Ole Miss up by 52 and it's not even halftimetime for the backups to get some reps i guess
>>144131315You don't have the love other big programs have to get a bid
>tik tok digital ad on the field
W I L L I A M SILLIAMS
It's amazing how enthusiastic Herbstreit is for college football, and then how absolutely uninterested he sounds calling the NFL. He's actually a solid college commentator but for Thursday Night Football he's horrible.
>>144131344But they get a bye anyway, they don't have to play a conference championship game.
>A&M has Bussey
>>144131295what does this even mean
People hate notre dame because they get rated higher than they should every year, their schedule is easy and they always win every game they play
>>144131263I asked if you enjoy cupcakes?
it is time
Excuse, WTH?
How is Michigan only up 4 at home
>>144131251Once the center is set, nobody can move after that. Except the QB I guess. It really is just up to interpretation now that I think about it.
>>144131344You invented the quantification of "say" and got mad about it. You had evidence that they had more that zero say, that's all. Beyond that is a fabrication.
>>144131213your loss
>>144131362Going unsigned in the NFL broke his pro football brain
>>144131393their offense is putrid shit
>>144131378Wrong.We need a flea flicker to close out the half before we get it again.
If it comes down to it Notre Lame will be left out in favor of some other big name program for the playoffs. Especially if it's an SEC school.
nigga name is bussy
>>144131393Never ever bet on black coaches
I fully and firmly believe that Dylan Raiola is going to torch the living fuck out of the Colorado defense. The only way he doesn't is if Matt Rhule decides to just run the ball down their throats because they can't stop that either.
>>144131368You sure you're not mixing up ND with Texas?
Bama is looking unstoppable...wtf bros they were supposed to fall off now Saban is gone???
What is the argument for Notre Dame to be #7?
>>144131363Conference championship is an autobid, and most p4 runner ups are locks. Dumb post, to be expected.
>>144131389What does EMAW mean?
Why can't this state into offense?
>>144131393turns out you can actually steal defensive signs, and scoring is a lot easier with them
>>144131362he doesn't get the planning schedules for the nfl he does for collegethe athletic broke down how for the nfl he flies to where the game is day of, gets a packet to read about 30 minutes before the game and then has to carry the broadcastat least with college he gets longer to go over who he's calling and has an actually worthwhile and interested partner in the booth
>4/6, 169 yards, 3 TD's
oh no no no faggies
INT>INTINT>INTFIGHTIN' BROS RISE UP
>>144131393>black coaches
>>144131026Yes but it's rational and those who argue with me are schizos.
>>144131427unstoppable against THE Western Kentucky Technical Institute College?! against WKTIC?!?!?!?!
>>144131427They're playing against the fucking Hilltopers
>>144131410Only if ND is unranked. Ranked #25 ND will be in the playoffs and you WILL LIKE IT
this wigman faggot cant throw worth a shit.
>>144131368This is incorrect
Lole weigman
>>144131429To get me hyped to watch them let me down
>>144131425I could throw for 100 yards against colorado it looks like.
No guys that pick was excellent defense, not a horrific overthrow, you just don't understand
It's easy to shitpost for the noon and 3:30 games but only the real ones post during the late games
>>144131432EveryManAWildcat https://www.kstatesports.com/sports/2015/6/30/_131476204106602871
>white QBs
>michigan had to pull out a trick play to score their only points against fuckin fresno7-5 incarnate
>>144131368>schedule is easy >play 4 or more ranked teams every year
>>144131256Shut up faggot
>>144131473Wild kot
weigman has been overthrowing and underthrowing everything
>texas ass & mouth
why is a team comprised of random Samoans beating UCLA
>>144131472>B1G after dark
Aggies going to be Iowa 2.0
>>144131483you seem upset
>>144131479They will be a perennial 8-4 team very soon. They will always have NFL talent especially on both lines but QB and lack of star skill players will be their downfall.
>there are only 33 of us degenerate faggots in the whole worldI love you bros
>>144131362how excited can a person be sitting next to al michaels
>>144131496Living and studying in westwood makes you soft
>>144131489He's been bad.
was that tyler buchner on the sideline? i thought he transfered to alabama?
Come on get a touchdown irish
>>144131508fuck you
>>144131503You seem like a turbofaggot
>sucks
A flag from Jesus himself, bless
>Ball nowhere near receiver>InterferenceWhat
>>144131523He plays lacrosse and WR now.
>>144131527Get stabbed by a paki
>>144131523Transferred back, won a lacrosse natty, guess he's like a player coach now. Pretty comfy imo
>>144131523He transferred back to ND to play Lacrosse and now I think he's a WR?
>>144131479Texas is gonna buckbreak them next week, then after this season the last remnants of last year's team are gone and they'll be fully in the hands of the >black head coach
>>144131541Just look back
>>144131514now here's a guy who's a little bitch
here's your dynamic offense bro
That was such an underthrow, bs pi call there
Ricky Pearsall (the white WR from Florida who is now a 49er) got shot when someone tried to steal his Rolex.
is anyone else currently enduring the experience of watching the game with a woman who provides her own surface-level running commentary that never fucking ceases
Your school did win, right0 anon?
>>144131429As opposed to who?
ACC QBs fucking suck.
>>144131555He looks like he’s thinking about those beans
>>144131564Good
>>144131568>with a womanfuck no
>>144131554too much effort. imma just run thru the receiver
>>144131564Florida culture
>>144131568I used to have a gf that would ask me incessant questions about the game. I enjoyed it, she would even make us Appletinis.
>>144131572As of now only mountaineers and hokies are seething
This is a nice example of good QB horrible weapons
>>144131568I'm willing to endure movies with women, but not sure I've ever watched anything other than tennis with a gf
>>144131572Yea but it was a garbage first half
>>144131568If only there were something you could put in her mouth to shut her up.
Riley Leonard is worse than Shartman. Fucking impressive how Notre Dame continues to fail at QB.
>another injuryS O F T
>>144131427>3 TDs against North Idaho Tech School for the BlindIs this supposed to be impressive?
>>144131558Is Fresno State elite?
This Warren Davis nigga is garbage
>>144131568oh god>”they should just score, it doesn’t look that hard, hey anon i saw this tik tok about flag football, what do you want to do for dinner”F
>>144131564That's funny
>>144131572i went to two schools and they played each other this week
>scourton dedRip pass rush
>46 yards>chip shot
Quick! You are a talking head trying to rationalize a two loss Notre Dame getting in the playoffs. >quality loss >eye test>blueblood have all been used.
>>144131620Did you consider yourself a guaranteed winner, or a guaranteed loser?
>>144131620Florida A&M and South Carolina State Univ?
These losers that Chesney brought in from the Northeast are not getting it done
>>144131568Just buy her the sims like I did
sweet, more FGs
>>144131572Yeah, they beat the Tesla guy's team
Michigan will fade into irrelevancy with a black head coach.
>>144131572My golden gaels won :)
>>144131618>what do you want to do for dinner?not>what do you want me to make you for dinner?Hope she fucks well.
>>144131568Yup
>>144131636schrodinger's anon
>>144131634> the playoffs needs coach diversity!
>>144131588Honestly, it's great to have a gf who pretends to be excited about football and you get to be the smart guy who is teaching her lessons about the game. I miss doing this.
boring games
>>144131634There are 12 spots, who fucking cares if #12 goes to Notre Dame or East Carolina? It's the same difference.
>Michigan
>>144131634I would just like to thank Cincy for c.ucking domers out of the playoff.Thanks bearcats
>>144131634But MOMMMMMMMMMMMIT’S NOTRE DAMELIKE…..BUT C’MON>we already have a noter dame at home
>>144131366You wouldn’t get it
Posting in the general fucking sucks. If post "what a retard" no one knows what I'm talking about.Too bad you kids are really stupid.
>>144131508<3
>>144131568The only girl I ever dated who wanted to watch football together mostly shut up during games except for the occasional question and looked at me like a wizard when I correctly predicted what would happen based on pre-snap reads
what a retard
>>144131634They've played a tougher schedule than (I'm assuming Liberty is the other team at 12)
>>144131690Check out this tard
>>144131666very based satan
>>144131696I know what you're talking about! I agree lol
michigan gonna end up being one of those defending champs where people literally forget that they won last year by about week 8
Excuse me, why is food losing to Bearkats at home?
>>144131690Go ride your motorcycle off a cliff
>>144131609WKU will legit go 9-3 this season lel. They're better than Fresno.
>>144131568most people here are incels
>>144131690
>>144131634>it's actually about putting the best 12 teams on the field(it's actually ad revenue)
>>144131714I still owe money on it.
>>144131568My wife is amazed that I know with about 95% accuracy what the penalty is going to be based on the area the flag was thrown.
>>144131634Look man. FSU had a chance to prove they deserved a playoff bid last year. Then they got beat by fucking GA Tech. Lol.Seethe harder.
We got a slurper, boys
>>144131710>LSWho?
Some of these boring ass games would have benefitted from a Hololive night I think
>>144131568>someone is willing to give him pussy and also watch sports with himStop complaining, faggot. A lot of women whine the entire season
>>144131595You're retarded
>>144131730oh, my bad. dont do that then
>>144131720you are but I’m not
>>144131698The conference champion bids aren't up for grabs for Notre Dame, they aren't competing with Liberty or Memphis or whoever is the G5 representative. They're competing with the 3rd-5th place B1G and SEC teams and 2nd place Big 12 and ACC teams.
FG, K-State, EMAW!
>>144131712The Bearkats are an /elite/ CUSA team
>>144131696Kek can't believe he would do that
>>144131710I honestly can't remember who they played to win. Alabama or Washington?
>>144130733>so far Didn't need to add that
Will anyone from A&M be alive by halftime
>>144131690Have a mid asian gf who knows nothing about football. We just drink together and I teach her stuff. Very comfy life
>>144131698>They've played a tougher schedule thanTrue. We should be playing Western Kentucky Technical Community College Institute of Tennesee.Then we wouldn't be frauds.
why do the A&M players keep getting injured, seems stupid
cool, who's the 3rd string center?
>>144131746>spending money on grifting whoressports betting is a better addiction
>>144131767Alabama in the semiWashington in the championship
Man, I hope bama can pull through. I'd be worried if they don't beat, *checks notes*, generic FCS team for their season opener again...
Ass to mouth faggies are a bunch of soft N I G G E R S
>>144131777Is it sideways like they say?
>>144131777what kind of Asian? I need to judge you based off my internal asiatic tier list
>>144131777Based and averagegirlpilled
Who needs an offense?Defense looks really organized tonight though.Love the changes.
The fuck is our defense this year
>>144131780They forgot to stretch first
>>144131690>If post "what a retard" no one knows what I'm talking about.I'll just assume you're talking about yourself, ESL
>ass to mouth losing all of their starters to injury game one.winning move?
Anons below this line are retarded——————————-
>>144131611Colin Cowherd is a retard but he's right about pretty boys getting QB gigs in grade school which propels them into college
Why does poocla's offense have 0 points in the 2nd quarter while playing in the tropical paradise of Hawaii
Notre Dame using game footage from their loss to Ohio State last year to advertise next week's game against NIU is pretty wild.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>throwing into traffic againwhat is this retard thinking?
>>144131796Cambodian
carson beck
>>144131643married and can confirm a steam deck + sims, stray etc will buy you precious time
>>144131818yup. its 4d chess
>>144131828ucla made all that effort to leave the pac12 just to be perpetually fucking shitty and also btw never get funding for football anyway because no one cares at a basketball school
>>144131796Her parents are from Taiwan
>>144131833Based Tiger bot
Some one remind me was Wegman supposed to be an above average QB?
>>144131833checked
>>144131835
>>144131828PooCLA is god awful. Unironically may not win a game this year.
I would make the threads for the games I'm gonna watch but I never wake up early enough.
>>144131780>Contact sport causes injuryThis is literally the first football game you ever watched?
>>144131838ngl I'd give that a sniff or two
If a team commits a delay of game on 4th down it should be a loss of down
>oregon up 14-0 at half against an fcs team>michigan up fucking 10-3what on earth is going on in the big ten
>>144131851Very nice
Jesus Christ this A&M:ND game is balls. The fuck is with defense.
at least the punter is good
My favorite part about Notre dame is the fact that even if they go 0-5 in their first five games, they'll still be ranked somehow
>>144131864i hope they don't either. fuck them and their stupid athletic department >t. ucla alumni
>mics right next to not your dame Odd choice
>>144131827To be fair he's a walk on but it still reeks of this. Got the job because he's a "good kid"
>>144131884frfr bruh. on god? finna boutta watch somethin else no cap
>His college's legacy is a fictional film
>>144131881Oregon is basically playing on another continent jet laggedMishitgan has a nobody black coach, no refunds
wow, imagine being texass gay&m. losing to a bunch of pedos
FINALLY A GOOD PLAY>flagFUCK
>>144131881No one wants to open the playbooks in week 1 so they can save the tricky shit for each other. Of the three though, Michigan is at greatest risk in playing vanilla. Fresno State is not a joke team.
coming back
>>144131894>SC quarterback said his team played their balls off in the post-game interview
this field is dangerous as fuck lmao. going to be a lot of ligament injuries for the aggies
Hodling
>>144131906No, I’m about to gash my wrists open from the stress.
>most exciting play of the game>flagsemen firehose is out
A&M #3 needs remedial tackling training
>>144131936what a kwab
>land dragon >bs penalty >land dragon againKEEP RUNNING THE BALL
>>144131912>Oregon is basically playing on another continent jet laggedThey're playing in Oregon.
no flag to save them that time
>>144131923>>144131938
>>144131923kek
>>144131871didn't ask you retard
>>144131951No, instead they'll try throwing it wildly off target. That will surely confuse A&M.
Grip n sip status?
>>144131881B1G is between aOSU, Iowa, Pedos, and cornfuckers based on week 1 (which means absolutely nothing)
Walk a mile in my shoes anon
Obvious block in the back fucking nigger zebras
Im.a retard
>NBC's college football panel is 50% womenmake it stop
>>144131966so ohio state then
>>144131962Gripped and juiced.
>faggies getting reamedthis game is over
>>144131967Would need to practice first I hear stilettos are pretty hard to walk in
>>144131912Nigga it's a home game.And even if it wasn't, their opponent is in fucking Idaho.
>>144131891>even ifToo bad this has never happened and you have to live in an imaginary universe to justify your shit team having less fans
>>144131975Do they at least have big tits and low cut shirts?
>>144131976Ohio State was only up 17-3 at half on a shit Akron teamLet's calm down
>>144131982oh fuck GOTTEM
>>14413166969. checked and got me to chuckle
alright, this is our game now
that black man at UCLA not gonna be the coach for long
San Diego State game is completely unwatchable
Fucking moron porch monkeys just wrap up like they do in junior high please God give them a peel of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge SO THESE FUCKING NIGGERS WILL TACKLE ONE OF THESE YELLOW HELMEY FUCKHEADS GOD PLEASE WHY I DO NOT ASK FOR MUCH YOU MAKE ME SUFFER SO MUCH PLEASE GOD
Lucky oocla
The fighting Irish? more like the Fighting homosexual amirite?
>>144131975>I like these jersey colors>he cute, let's put them inThis fate was chosen for us. I'd unironically prefer to go back to sports writers choosing the champion.
>>144132006Because it's on truTV? Weakling.
>>144132008calm down anon
LMFAO POOCLA SPAGHITTBALL
>>144132005>hire black head coach>proceeds to assemble all black coaching staffucla is not winning a single game this year kek
get fucked, Manure U
>>144132008Hey. Thanks, Jesus. You’re alright, your Dad sucks cock tho
>>144131994N00bs do the same shit every ldw
>third and 9>Throw the ball behind the line of scrimmage on your FIRST READ
Fightin' Bros, this QB is ass and looks like a fucking dork
>>144131952>>144131986Oh lmao I thought that was the Hawaii one
>>144132013Kek yeahAnd they're fighting over who gets to be bottom lmao
SPRING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEPEOPLE FORGET
Can you guys cool it with the racism?
Sex with Texas A&M girls.
>notre shart once again stuck with a QB that is 0 downfield threathow do they do this every year
>>144132053>on your FIRST READthat means it was the designed play all the way lol
How does Bama get away with their OOC schedule every season?
loljust lol
>>144132005That was the plan>Kelly leaves at a weird time>no good coaches available, if Kelly left when the carousel was still going on they probably would have hired Fisch>fuck it, the alum who is a career assistant will do it cheap>if he sucks we can fire him in a couple years and use our B1Gbux to get a real coach before the carousel is picked clean
>>144132066
>>144132066Fellow white man let me tell you it's all in jest
>>144132038I’ve been at the bar for a very long time. My coonass accent has come out and friends are dragging their friends away from my lap because I’m right about literally everything in this life.
>>144132053Idk boss what does espn(abc(disney)) analytics have to say about that
>>144132053The man in motion was lead blocker, so it was probably designed to get there or if shit hit the fan Riley runs it.
>>144132008
>>144132066South Carolina finds out what it's like when you don't have a huwhite specimen at QB like Rattler.
>>144132076They play in the SEC chief.
How were the games today? It's still summer where I am, so I was out enjoying the remaining sun. I see a lot of ranked teams did their jobs.
I can’t do all the commercials bros. They’ve crossed the event horizon.
>saban doing home depot commercialsliving the dream
Just got home from costco.Where are the gamethreads?
Touchdown K-State, Pound the stone!
>>1441320533rd and long screen passes are muh analytics tier garbage. Nerds should not be involved in football.
>>144132078Mayne, sheeeeeeeeeeeit we be doin some foosball n sheit out here in LA ya feel me?
>>144132066I don't think an aryan specimen such as Spencer Rattler would care
>>144132125/cfb/ autists prefer to shit where they piss and languish in the genny
>>144132125Dangerous combination of drinks
>THEY HAD 10 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD
>>144132067Ass to Mouth with Ass 2 Mouth girls. I don't care bring it on I'm ready coach.
Ayo y dat nigga be eatin dat pop i's
>don't want Michigan to win>love Charles Woodson it's hard to be FS fan right now...
Hawaii stinky
>>144132070Yeah you never see a team run some tricky screen or swing on third and long against a team set up at the sticks. He definitely should've tried to squeeze something into a tight window there
>>144132125Definitely an alcoholic
>UCLA down 10-0 at halftime to HawaiiSo this is the power of black excellence.
>>144132125we at /cfb/ prefer our little cuckshed generals so we don't upset the Eurochads you'll have to wait until NFL kicks off to kill some dive grass theads
>>144132129Bigger u were 37 point favorites
My mother in law (a clemson grad) called Dabo a "jigaboo lover" today. Is that some kind of insult that I'm too midwestern to understand?
Funky score on the ACU - Taco game
>kicker can barely speak englishNow this is the soulful shit I tune in for
>>144132125>Kirkland gin>Monster zeroAnon are you ok
3 points for Hawaii's westaboo kicker.
What aspect of the game makes it so hard to be a QB. Is it the presnap or post snap given that the talent is average serviceable QB.
>>144132125>piss energy drink zeroWhat's the point if it's not even going to give you a heart attack?
>>144132116Clempus already ClempusingEverything is right in the universe
>>144132186No it means he’s a good Christian man who loves jesus
>>144132188im sure taco will pull away in the 2nd half
>>144132125>Costco gin you break that off a pallet of the stuff or something?
>>144132186Sounds like you married into a good family
This is RichRod era Wolverines football lmao
>>144132184I don't bet, but I think we'll make 2 more TDs
texas tech bros, i don't feel too good right now
>almost a while half done>6-6I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
How do we meme a Hawaii and Fresno State win
You fuckers better kick another goddamn field goal or score or OH JESUS WHITE MAN RUNNHES FULL WHITE AND NOT KEKE WHITE FIELD GOAL RANGE IN SIGHT JUST MARCH WHITE MAN MARCH
>>144132209I caught the first bit of that game. I knew Georgia would obliterate them.
Why can i hear irish faggots on my aggy time football
>>144132199You have to be physically and mentally gifted.
>>144132206It's only $20 and it tastes like Hendricks.
>>144132237Kek based stroke haver
This offensive line is a bunch of SOFT N-
michigan offense is s t i n k y
>>144132231>I don't think these semen slurping teams are for meftfy
what even is an aggie anyway?
>>144132255meant for>>144132219
fuck TDs, gimme more FGs
Another interception
Another pick Texas?
How does Dillon Gabriel still have eligibility? Niggas been playing cfb for the last ten years.
fire neal brown
Wegman looks like an FCS QB. Does AM not have any fucking thing on the bench?
>another INTAt least our defense has some Fightin' in it. Let's see if this dork ass QB can do anything with it.
ANIME & MANGA GONNA THROW A DAGGER OR JESUS HIMSELF IS GONNA STRIKE ME DOWN ON THE DRIVE HOME PLEASE INDONT WANNA LIVE NO MORE I DUCKIN HATE PAPIST SO KUCH YOU PEASE YES DO IT NOOh god no it’s over I’m gon hom to play video senpai
So it happened again
I think Weigman SUCKS
These teams are both outrageously bad
I wonder if the B1G will let Notre Dame keep their special snowflake TV deal to get them in the conference
this qb fucking SUCKS
what is the worst that could happen throwing into double coverage every play?
How do the michigan players have so many stickers on their helmets? They carry over from previous season(s)?
>>144132237
Love that 6 yard loss checkdown.
Shit teams in this ND/aTm game
>>144132316Don't worry anon, it's actually a 10 yard loss on a hold.
>>144132300jej
>>144132221They're not bad. Very southern though, which was a big adjustment for me. I grew up in northern Michigan and married a girl from the carolinas
Put my nigga bussy at qb
>>144132268>Texas A&M (emphasis on the "A")>wuts a Aggie?Based retard
>>144132304he does
YEP it's another season of fightin' Texas aggie football!fucking kill me
>>144132268It seems that no matter where one goes outside of Aggieland, there are always those who ask, "What is an Aggie anyway?" I am so glad they ask because it gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects. I usually respond by first telling them what an Aggie is NOT. An Aggie is not a pig or hog, as they are called in the Ozarks. An Aggie is not a horse, such as the one representing that school out in West Texas. An Aggie is not a pony, like the one in "SMUland." We are certainly not a frog or horned toad, nor a Waco bruin or bear. We are not a little ol' cat or a fowl owl like those in Houston. Most definitely, we are not of the long-horned cattle variety. If we were, we would be a bull or a cow rather than some non-productive steer. (Since a steer is non-productive, and t.u. chooses to be represented by a steer, then logic would follow that t.u. must consider themselves...Hey, don't get mad at me or say, "that's a little strong." I didn't pick their mascot, they did.)The fact is that an Aggie is not any type of animal. We have Reveille, who is our 1st Lady, but we're not the Texas A&M Reveilles. We're the Aggies. An Aggie is a human. When I think of an Aggie, I think of church, community, and state leaders. I think of the many Aggies who have sacrificed their lives as defenders of freedom through their service to the United States of America
anon you're on with Tyler from Spartanburg
>>144132300Just make sure you call an uber tonight, bud
>>144132307What would be in it for the B1G?
I don't get the feeling Leonard is destined for NFL greatness
>>144132311They can just buy them at the student union.
>>144132276Was gonna ask why you'd get something that tastes like gin when you have the real stuff lol. I'd some cider and that makes me sleepy.
>>144132292Angel magic. I don't understand it but it do what it is
>>144132332FUCK NI-*click*
>>144132343UFL Legend.
>>144132297>Let's see if this dork ass QB can do anything with it.Not even a FG. This dood sucks ass.
>>144132339Force Notre Dame to revenue share with Northwestern, Illinois, Rutgers, Maryland, Purdue, Indiana, and Penn State
>>144132327Aggies are the first to answer the call to serve their country. Aggies are ministers of the gospel, coaches of Little League teams, public school teachers, and leaders in community projects. Many are medical doctors, veterinarians, and engineers. Others are civil servants, congressmen, and entrepeneurs. Thankfully, many are responsible for feeding the world as farmers, ranchers, and agricultural researchers. And we all know that if it were not for Aggies who become lawyers, there wouldn't be such a thing as a "good" lawyer. In essence, Aggies get things done. We are doers! Aggies are the Twelfth Man, builders of bonfires, carriers of tradition, participants in Musters, and, too often, attenders of Silver Taps ceremonies. Texas Aggies say HOWDY. We know how to look a man in the eye and shake hands. Aggies get a chill up our spine when we hear the National Anthem or sing the "Spirit of Aggieland" or "Aggie War Hymn," or when we march to chow under the direction of a drum and bugle corps.What is an Aggie? Who are the Aggies? It is simple, "We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, true to each other as only Aggies can be..."AGGIES - HOW SPECIAL!
>>144132199>need to have a good arm plus athleticism is becoming increasingly important for QBs>can't be afraid of hits, even with the rules coddling QBs they still get hit hard a few times per game and maybe more depending on scheme and quality of the defense>need to be smart enough to read defenses and make good decisions>can't be a bitch who spirals out of control after fumbling or throwing a pick>have to manage relationships with a bunch of WR diva nogs who think they're open every single play and will pout if they don't get enough catches>need to make sure things like formation, clock management and motion don't get fucked up by your 10 teammates on the field, some of whom are dumb asses who would be flipping burgers for a living if they weren't gifted with athletic ability
>>144132332Would be so kino if Tyler from Spartanburg calls in to Dabo's radio show this week.
This retard coach really isnt even gonna try to get to field goal range
both of these teams are aggressively bad
>>144132311Yea, you keep your helmet after your college career and show your grandchildren all your stickers of your great plays before your CTE makes you beat them to death with it
What do you think of Marcus Freeman?
Notre Dame's coach wears chick's pants
Milroe is gonna cry when he only gets one white girl tonight.
>>144132304
ND STILL has this chimp as their coach? This fucker has a longer leash than that fag at PSU.
Holy shit this Michigan team
>>144132374He's no Josh Freeman
Awesome Aggie SayingsThese are just a few of the many.I would rather flunk out of A&M than to graduate with honors from t.u.If t.u. were playing the University of Moscow in Red Square, I would be on the goal post waving a big red flag.West Point is a good prep school for A&M.t.u., t.u. - where the girls are girls and the boys are, too.I would rather go 0-11 and be an Aggie than be National Champs and be a 'sip.Texan by birth, Aggie by the grace of GodAggies may get out-scored, but they never lose.We've never been licked.I would rather eat barbed wire than go to t.u.If I had a low IQ, I would go to t.u., too.No Aggie was without a job during the Great DepressionBOSS - What you call an Aggie five years after he/she graduates"Howdy!", "Gig'em!", "Farmer's Fight!", "Ol Army!"The 4 responses allowed by a fish:1. "Yes, sir!"2. "No, sir!"3. "No excuse, sir!"4. "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of reactitude. In short, sir, I am a very dumb fish and do not know, sir."t.u.: Aggie term for The University of Texas, that small secular (Berkeley Of The South) school in central Texas
>>144131018Jonatareus “Tater” Johnson
>>144132350P-PLEASE NO CUSSING ANON!!
Touchdown K-State Pound the stone!
Holly has the puppies out tonightWhat's the occasion?
>>144132372A beautiful Hallmark moment
>>144132395>FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: RE: RE:
>>144132374Was his family name Slaveman and they changed it after the war?
>>144132307>B1GMeme conference now with all those literal who Westcoast teams. Joining this conference is a devaluation move at this point.
>people were saying A&M was a sleeper team this seasondid they know the QB is complete ass?
WKU is way better than Fresno lmao. They have a who's who of negro fuck-up transfers. Michigan is cooked.
>>144132374American Stephen Kenny. Mediocre but positive to a deluded degree.
What the fuck is happening? Oregon is worse than Oklahoma State?
>>144132392Next week is going to be brutal for Wolverine fans
>>144132389How many coaches have been fired after a 9 win and a 10 win season to start their career?
>>144132366Just plays Georgia touchdown calls the whole time on his phone call
>>144132401BBC head coach for Notre Dame
>Michigan has Texas, USC, Oregon, and Ohio State yikes, this offense ain't it for that. their only saving grace is that three of the four are home games
>>144132413His family name was clicks and oohh ahhh ahhs before the White man came along.
I would fuck the Golden Bachelorette
>>144132399>Passing TD>Pound the stoneayo hol up
>>144132434I see...
>>144132425No one cares about this season. We won a title, this is all free rolling
>>144132436oregon also looks like ass right now, but nowhere near as bad as what michigan is doingit's like watching iowa so far
>>144132457based
>>144132436>their only saving grace is that three of the four are home gamesDoesn't seem to matter much right now
>>144132457disloyal nigger
>>144132395>le texas faggot farm
>>144132457Someone is getting benched.
>>144132457wew, teammate of the year
new>>144132495>>144132495>>144132495
>>144132457S O F T
>>144132472>we
Can't wait till some team is giving Bama the business in Tuscaloosa and that camera shoots to Saban.
>>144132457Billybros..
>>144132457Extremely based
>>144132454I had a full-length sexual fantasy when I saw her on the commercial earlier. She must be some kind of sex witch or something
>>144132436Texas is going to assrape them
>>144132457kahleil no!
>>144132457Dude had 1 reception
Pisschigan is losing to Texas, Oregon, some lesser tier team and Ohio State
>>144132332>ty-LUHR
>>144132457didn't this happen last year or is this just how they are?
What the fuck
>>144132330I assumed A&M was gung ho confederacy with how few blacks they allow on campus
>>144132366He fears Tyler now
