news: i dunno just google it
doyers
>>144136657Angels.
FAGGets!
>>144136657Okay nevermind, someone baked the bread. Also first for Chadres!
There are other mets anons up late??prev >>144132811
>>144136653I think it was Cohen just seeing the allure of a big name and wanted to say "we can be really good!", yet after last season he had some humility. What I do like is that Stearns has been very frugal but smart. Most of his deadline moves have been solid, and I really am growing to like Winker as a 4th outfielder. If they're smart, they do everything to dump away Marte and see what they got with Mauricio for any trade. >>144136678bored as shit and i just wanna shoot the shit. its fun to talk about the MLB when you have time again.
I noticed last night that The Twins have a ton of "we can win the WS" level confidence>lose 15-0 to the Blue JaysOh shi....
was that all redditors bringing quality baseball discussion to /mlb/ at the end of the last thread?
>>144136638my white sox friends are at their absolute limit. I’m sure you heard they were kicking fans out for wearing shirts that say “I don’t like this team” which is a direct quote from Getz. Jerry didn’t like Bennetti so he got rid of him, despite the fact that he was adored by white sox fans. They’ve handled the Robert situation terribly, they’ll botch Crochet as well. The white sox have had plenty of bad years but this year is insane, the organization has never been in a worse place. The fact that Reinsdorf is going to the city with hat and hand and trying to play some bullshit leverage game with Nashville is infuriating. He needs to get in the fucking coffin
>>144136689/nu/ owner shit. Ted Turner syndrome
>>144136705I have no clue how you white sox fans deal with that shit at all. I was enamored by how Gary Cohen tried to dance around anything for the White Sox on the broadcast, going so far as to seeing a spider web being made by a camera.
Oh so that's why the Brewers are doing so well? Their expected BA is .062 (collectively) than their xBA. Cubs also have a .048 BA differential higher than their xBA. Cards have a -.004 BA compared to their xBA. I didn't do the reds or pirates sorry.
Konata Izumi loves the doyers
>>144136705what is the Robert situation? isn't he still banged up? wouldn't they be moving him for pennies on the dollar rn?
Name one thing hotter than women.
>>144136731Men! Go berds
>>144136735cards
go cubs go dodgers (cubgers)
>>144136722doesn't look that imposing, especially without Yelich, but they keep getting it done.
Let the berds gay
>>144136715I’m a cubs fan I just empathize with them, have very good friends that are Sox fans and baseball and even the summer in general is 100% more enjoyable when both teams are good which is very rare kek. I’m sure it’s the same way for the New York teams. Also I just can’t stand owners that are like grotesquely obvious about the fact that they don’t give a fuck about their fans or the sport of baseball itself, it’s such a bad look
>>144136745I did it for the Brewers back in early July and I remember it was like a +.102 differential at the time. That is massive.
>>144136760Thinking about it maybe it’s not the same in New York, considering the Yankees have had so much success. I’m sure Mets fans would be thrilled if they were bad. But the city legit has more buzz when both teams are good, it’s great
>>144136760I guess but the Mets are never white sox tier bad. Watching the white sox is like putting yourself between the Beltran strikeout, castillo’s dropped pop fly, the triple play to end that phillies game, mike piazza denying that he’s gay, and the entire 2015 World Series every god damn day
>>144136773Oh yeah I forgot the Mets just played the white sox. I’ve watched a few of their games this year beyond when the cubs played them (mostly to watch crochet) and they are a complete embarrassment. Lack of talent, lack of fundamentals, flat and no energy. To make matters worse they got rid of their beloved play by play guy for this gigantic douchebag that comes across like an amateur
>>144136795Since I’ve watched this series, I think I’ve seen the White Sox just commit so many bad fundies that I really don’t get what the problem is. Again, you’d think the White Sox are an average team on paper yet these guys just look terrible.
>>144136731I can't. I love women so much bros. I think about them all the time.
>>144136772New York is a baseball town and it’s def more exciting when both are good. There is absolutely no sympathy between the fans though, when the other team is shit. >>144136772;_;
>>144136722The Brewers are the eternal "Regular season team" They're built for the long grind of the season but always lack those star players that make a difference in the playoffs. Feels like every run of theirs they just get unceremoniously dumped by a team in the playoffs. They make it all the time and yet i cant think of a single Brewers playoff moment.>>144136705>>144136715>I have no clue how you white sox fans deal with that shit at all.Until Jerry dies i dont take them seriously as a major league ball club. There's nothing you can do cause he doesn't give a shit about the fans opinions of him and he makes money weather people go to the games or not. When thy win its fun but when they lose i just shrug and forget about it right after. I haven't been emotionally invested in the Sox since Jerry hired Getz. Just showed he no longer gave a shit. So why should i?>>144136760The worst part (and its not just the cubs but all the AL Central teams) is you cant even shitpost or anything. What can you say? Its just boring.
>>144136819Go Royals
>>144136835The last really good Brewers playoff moment was that home run by Woodruff against the Dodgers. They’ve been very bad in the playoffs since then.
>>144136821I do not like the mest. 2000.
>>144136795Lmao the “we ain’t takin that!! I don’t care how many Ls we got?” Guy?? He’s a clown lmao, I made that Tpham webm and I couldn’t believe what I was hearing watching that highlight. Play calling and commentary is going to shit imo, I feel like Howie Rose is gonna retire soon too and I’m gonna be real sad about it.
>>144136809At this point I’m sure the weight of being on a historically bad team is messing with them, I know it would for me>>144136821Yeah if they were winning or even just like regular bad there’d be no sympathy but at this point it’s just depressing
>>144136855shit, I forgot all about that. that was a very tough series the Dodgers were fortunate to win.
>>144136835You just know Jerry is gonna live to like 105 too. I’m hardly a basketball fan I’m like whatever is below casual but it would be fuckin cool it the Bulls could do something
people shit on the mariners for nevering making it to the WS but the brewers haven't gone in forever. you would think at some point they would piss shit and fart themselves into a WS appearance.
>>144136858Yanks poster is awake too? 2000 was kino, just wished the Mets were more competitive in that ‘Eries. I’d love to see a rematch in our lifetimes.
>>144136835Oh one thing i forgot thats the worst thing about Reinsdorf being the Sox owner. He also owns the Bulls who are also eternally going nowhere. So you never get any break from the guy and his shitty ownership practices. Baseball ends and heres the Bulls to finish in 8th-10th in the East again. And then that ends and heres the White Sox. Hes always fucking there. He owns two teams in the 3rd largest market in the country and runs both like small market franchises.
>>144136904>neveringnever*
>>144136875as bad as it's been for the White Sox this season, I still think the Orioles losing their first 21 games of the year in 1988 seems more surreal.
big fly ohtani san!
>>144136904Been saying this all year lmao, brewskies choke every year and no one talks about it
>>144136922what about the meme of him sucking post asb though
>>144136922htf did this retard not end up with Ohtani's ball? It was practically hit right to him with no one else around.https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1830038037780447508
>>144136928>>144136904I think its cause the Brewers at least handle business in the regular season now. Seattle missed the playoffs for 20 years in a row recently. Maybe people talked about them the same way in the early 2000's when they were also in a decades long playoff drought but i think its just different now. Also, i dont think the Brewers ever wasted a collection of talent like the mid 90's Seattle offense.
>>144136913Long day yesterday. I was young when it happened, I remember how the whole city was buzzing. I always liked Piazza and those black alternates you guys had. A Yanks/Mest eries would be kino considering how good you guys have gotten. I also hope to see one in our lifetimes. It'd be great for baseball since interleague play barely means anything anymore. Might take out a loan just to go to a game.
MATING PRESS WITH CUBSPIE
>>144136963it most certainly would not be a great thing for baseball NY poofter
Ngh...
we shitposting again?we shitposting again.
>>144136963I hated Clemens so much for throwing that broken bat at Mike Piazza lmao, I can close my eyes and see that highlight still. I’ll start saving for tickets now. >>144136987Must live in one o’ them small markets kek.
>>144137008the vast majority of baseball fans don't care one iota about either NY team kek
>>144136985holy moly
I need a cocking...
Sigh *unzips*
>>144137024Well yea… why would they? New York ‘eries would be a big draw and it’d be le good for baseball which is basically just a meme at this point. A Chicago or LA cross town ‘eries would prob do the same. An Ohio one would cause Manfred to rope so that’d also be goodforbaseball in another way.
>>144136987The battle of the baconeggandcheese WILL happen. Cope and seethe. >>144137008I miss that fireyness. The current Subway Series is too nice. I want both teams at each others throats again at least one bench clear next year.
>>144137062if you made the argument that it'd be good for whichever particular city then yeah, but no intercity series does anything for the game as a whole..
>>144137097>I want both teams at each others throats againYa otta see my berds take on tha brew crew
>>144137097>benches clearing for interleague faggotryNew Yorkers really are that dumb
I want to see them boys at each others waistbands
144137171eke!
eke posters give me the heebie jeebies
Eke-em!
if i go to bed will y'all behave?
>>144137199He's waiting anon
I’m gonna need a whole lot more suicidal Mariners wojaks and pepes to make it through the rest of this season
>>144137303
We’re talkin baseballFrom Maine to San Diego Talkin’ baseball Cubspie and the BravesbrahThe Yankees and that AI postin guyThe doyers and their game with hololive They’re here with Recker… and extremely royals guy
Corbin FAGGOT and PCA in a speed competition to see who can suck the most dicks fastest!!!!@@@11
>>144136904The NL always sucks too
>>144137391What tune is this set to?!
>>144136705Gotta feel bad for White Sox fans but honestly Chicago does not need two teams. That town is 90% Cubs fans
>>144137443You’ve never heard talkin baseball before? Think the song is actually called Willie, Mickey, and The Duke.
>>144137467Suburbs is 90% cubs fans, chicago is split pretty evenly
>>144137482I lived there for 2 years and swear I met less than 10 sox fans the entire time
>>144137391that's quite good brother man. quality post.
>>144137467Hm it’s tough, because when the white sox are going well they can draw a decent crowd, enough to justify having two teams, but when they’re as bad as they are it does feel pointless. Whenever Reinsdorf dies his kid will sell the team, it’ll be interesting to see if the new owner wants to keep them there or move.
holla at ya boy
Rape Cubspie
>>144137704weird that it just feels like he's chugging along doing his thing which is really good but not that it's something that is exceptionally unusual.
Hey everyone Aarone Boone, manager of the Yankees, here popping in to confess I've been up all night stressing about those Cubs.
Air-in Boner
>>144137303the worst part of being a m’s fan is the team usually isn’t that bad. they love to finish with 82-85 wins and miss the playoffs by a few games
>>144137830
>>144137830captain... im detecting much win in this sector...
>>144137830eke
>>144137830eke-em!
Jizzie we need to cock
>>144137891eke!!!!!!!9/10"Say my name""The cum guzzler semen slurper""You're god damn right"
>>144137891>>144137909actually eke’d at these
Heisenboys!!!
Which team has tha fyness AI hunnis?
>>144137909audibly eke'd
/mlb/: baseball discussion
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>>144138109https://voca.ro/1jpK7YQvHt2a
this is /mlb/
>>144138146>>144138123contribute on they azzez
>>144138165https://voca.ro/1hVUboR0c8SGGay louis in the house!!!!
>>144138123
>>144137830My friend was wondering how air gets into a boner. He thought blowjob doesn't mean you literally blow but he's now questioning his understanding of the topic.
>>144138194Show him
>>144138180Mmmm...back at them hot,steamy nights at buschy... i was a star...they called me the recepticle....if i told you why...well let's just say...not even the best of men could resist the allure of my gapin' hole....
>>144138204Oooh the legend himself... many a night shared down at buschy... a guy like you wouldn't ever remember a guy like me thou... they called me greased litnin'... cum quik never shower
>>144138183>5 KB
>>144138123>>144138146>>144138180I’m at work right now and forgot my headphones, is it safe to play these out loud??
>>144138264My voice is sexy damn baby but there's TW: gay berds, gay louis, gay saint louis, gape loose fairy. I wouldn't
>>144138264Is baseball related audio allowed at your job?
>>144138204>>144138243we met fans had a lil bit of some culture,,back when it was still shea'... they called us,,, shea's gays....they called me The Fucked,,,lets justu say the subway series had a bit of a double meanin...yankee fans insissted i wore my mets jersey...then they'd tear it right on off o'me...pure primal ragin instinct...
>>144138274Subpoena!
>>144138278oooh they do not fuck around up shea way... it's like lil' india in there
I;m gaping about thos Berds
*licks chops*mmmmm.....
WelCOME to Gay Saint Louis!Stop by the docks and ride the fairy!See our most popular attraction: the door out of town!
wait til you hear the tales o plenty we tell bout the one they called "the craver"...
Hush... set aside what you know, and listen to this tale of the craver...
>>144138378>something gay The end
oh he wouldnt have it any other way up in shea... the craver could give whey addicts a run for their gravy....the saying.... went somethin like this...In the shadows of shea, a craver lay...He always craved, at the end of the day...He danced in the dark,eyes locked on seed...Seekin the men,,,, who cuold nourish his greed...At shea he fed,on all that was spilled...His filthy craving, could never be filled...But Shea crumbled down, a relic of yore,It truly is a pity,he now lurks at citi...
gay stadium
will the craver slink around post season game threads causing mischief
>>144138485Nutted 2 this
>>144138485This is true terror
>>144138485Ngh... Mmh...
>>144138446Something gay in shea!
We need the craver
we need the guzzler
The craver has me spooked
craving the craver
Ran into the craver up at gay in the shea... dat man had lust in his eyes
Oooh run away dey told me, I told dem, I can't run, due to my diabetes. I'm a diabetic I tell them, get me some juice. Get me some juice I said to them. You know what dis slimeball did?
Never in all my years did I see a man run a batch so fast
>Mets won>everyone else lost
>>48048571dem was dem days
ANG
LELS
when will Shohei announce his wife is pregnant? other players back in NPB have their wives popping out babies quickly.
Doyers
>>144140001Decoy is the decoy so that his wife doesn't beg him for his seed and he can focuson playing ball. He wouldn't be able to attack 50/50 with a newborn screaming every two hours
>>144140091his mom is actually the mastermind behind everything. she probably convinced him to marry a tall-ish basketball player to produce super-human grandchildren who will own all future MLB records.
>>144140156>It's the year 2044>MLB commisioner announced that team owners have uninanimously decided to implement the "Ohtani rule" limiting each franchise to a maximum of 2 Ohtanis in its roster
So glad that the janitor cant do his job and clean up /mlb/'s version of the raped bitch.fucker
>>144140208Those kids will be born in America and have birthright citzenship to avoid having to play in the NPB years before posting for the MLB, but they'll play for Japan once the WBC comes around. They can't get away with this.
>>144140363Subpoenaaa
I just saw what the fat birbs did to my Twins yesterday. This level of anal violence should not be legal.
https://vocaroo.com/16WMVbrYKB3U
>>144140393>…years before posting on /mlb/
>>144136731asian women
>>144140909Are you Joey Votto?
>>144141776wish i was an asian women
>>144136705>>144136715>>144136835My greatest regret in life is not doing what was necessary during the lockout meetings in Jupiter, which I regularly pass by going back and forth between home and where I live now. All the rotten eggs, a bunch of frail old men, in one basket. Imagine sitting in the driver's seat as they're walking out of the building and crossing the street to their rides right after agreeing to universal DH, shirt ads, or expanded playoffs.
>>144142108t. Cubspie
Goodmorning doggie family
Kooch 'em!
gm berdbrains
Good morning to all Mariners and non-Mariners. Mariners WILL be winning today.
magic numbers for a post season spot accounting for tie breaking results from winning a season series if that's already happened>NYY: 18>BAL: 18>CLE: 19>KCR: 22>HOU: 22 for qualification either by wildcard and winning the division>MIN: 24>LAA: 10 for elimination from a wildcard spot>LAD: 16>PHI: 19>MIL: 16 for winning the division, 19 for a wildcard spot>ARI: 23>SDP: 22>ATL: 25>MIA: 2 for elimination from a wildcard spot
Good morning /mlb/The Kooch trade ended up being a win for both sides. Pleasure doing business with you Jaysbros.
I don't get it, why do sometimes the Yankees go 9-0 just hitting dinger after dinger, and then sometimes go 0-13 and Aaron Boone looks like he wants to cry.
sunday beisbol
Good morning /mlb/, Mets need to finish the sweep today
>>144146625Air in Boner
imagine you're born with the name monkey bats
Yankees aren’t calling up Dominguez. Team just doesn’t care about winning. God damn I’m irritated.
>>144148176He's likely not ready. He'll run into some now and then but mostly get carved up by mlb pitching and your fanbase will start shitting on him.
The New York Yankees be like>Not putting our best players on the field actually makes us smart
>>144148530You’re wrong.
>>144148543I just don't see a team in the AL stopping them in the playoffs, anything short of a WS appearance would be a major failure.
>>144149219The best team doesn’t usually win the pennant. Baseball is all about getting hot at the right time
>>144149219they'll find a way. probably to Houston would be the funniest outcome.
>>144149405That is true, and their closer is a nightmare
>balkKWAB
>>144149416Yea, I think that if they don't at least make the WS, and waste another Judge MVP year, it's going to be an ugly off-season, especially when Hal keeps Cashman and Boone.
>>144149219I got money on the Royals. Witt Jr. being so fast will mentally devastate Trevino.
>>144136657At least my pirates won
>>144149553Boone will play Trevy instead of Wells knowing this, with his shit attempt at having a platoon system.
Hello mates
>Brewers called up a man named Brewer Hicklin We live in fucking Phoenix Wright world.
>>144149953Morning aussyfren, have a brekky sammich on me
I wonder how made everyone will be if the world series has Baltimore/KC representing the AL, and Milwaukee/Arizona in the WS.
>>144149553The royals are in free fall. They might not make the playoffs
>>144150222Thank you sir. I will feast before my wagecuck job this morning
>>144149941Until Cashman’s vice grip on this organization is removed the stupid shit will never end. They would rather lose than be proven wrong.
>>144150383Would be a great final 4 and funny to think the team with the closest title of those 4 is the Royals of all people. Sadly i dont see how Houston doesn't get out of the AL this year. All the AL teams are just shaky enough that a team like Houston thats been there 4594 times will just claw it out even though it feels like that teams contention window should've closed 2 years ago.
>>144150383Baltimore doesnt have the pitching
>>144150383i would be fine with baltimore and milwaukee. kc has been to two recent owls and won one so fuck em, and az was in last year
it is almost time for cubbie baseball! I REPEAT, CUBBIE BASEBALL STARTS IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES!!!!
>>144151360we're watching cards/yankees. thanks though...
Bryce Miller takes the mound in less than 3 hours /mlb/.
>>144151448>white beardthe middle of my beard was like this until i was almost 30 and it became the same color as my mustache
>>144151426basedberd em'
youve just been BERDED
Birdfags get the rock.
>>144150941>even though it feels like that teams contention window should've closed 2 years agoWhat could possibly be the reason they’re still competitive I wonder…
>>144151588Go Yerrys
>>144151588who the FUCK is that in the top right
>>144151619AL West bros, they're making fun of us again...
ITFCB
>hear michael kays voice>mute the tvahhh... kino.
what the FUCK!
Nestor hot streak continuing would be nice.
>>144151619how'd the Rags go from winning it all to being 8 under .500 right now and how is it the D Bags are the ones that are more legit from last season's ratings nightmare matchup? What a crueler sport playoff expansion has created.
>tfw you will live to see the Bird Bowl World Series of The Toronto Blue Jays vs the St Louis Cardinals.
liner back to this bush league pitcher's head... kill him...
>>144151818next birdbowl is the portland orioles vs the nashville warblers
Really bad.
Juan so-so kek
cubsex
mets are coming for that south side sweep
uh oh stankees...
>>144152213crochet is gonna gape us, mets can't hit tought lefties.
Cubs gonna squeeze WC slot. It's inevitable.
you gotta be beepin me
****!
>>144136922>in the month of august, ohtranny had 15 hitswho cares that 12 of them were home runs, a 0.150 batting average and .650 OPS is nothing to brag about
STANTONIAN
>>144152401umm but how many bobbleheads did he sell? i though so. chud.
attaboy isaac
faggot mike homered?
STANTONIANTANTONIAN
>>1441524250? those were given away
>john carlo stanton
>>144152499faggot mike
What the fuck happened to the cards in that play lmao
attaboy wicks
Jizzum learned from last time.
Game on and good luck Royals>Blanco on the bumpThe sweat king is kinda out of gas. Don’t shell him pls KC
My team is full of retards
attaboy pca
Based Jazz
found this online xD
pca!
>>144152607o ya gotta be gapin' me
>>144152610>pcapublic cubs anal?
>>144152643what the fuck??? you little goblin freak.
attaboy ian, attaboy swanson!
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>144152643what the fuck is wrong with you weirdo
oh come on!!!
>>144152607eke
>>144152643thats uncalled for
isaac!
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DU4Kbjvfsc
In post season the ump with the worst call accuracy should need to stand on plate and have 50 balls from the leading league pitcher thrown at his face.
Crochet fucking mettie ass
>>144152871based...BASED!!!
>>144152871when they implement the challenge system, the ump should have to stand spread eagle and the pitcher gets 1 free throw, like Wall Ball rules
hopefully the mets can foul off a couple pitches and get crochet around 100 pitches by the 8th inning so we have a chance vs. the bullpen, cause we ain't hitting this dude.
zased and kinopilled
yeah ive seen enough crochet 20k game incoming.
>>144152871>>144152922>>144152934umpies are OUR NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!1
>>144152934how did we all know how to play wall ball? games like this just baffle me since we didn't see it on TV or connect with people on the internet
>>144152871*Ball hits head*>Calls a ballkek based
attaboy nico
PETEY!!!!!!!
>>144153019memes still existed and spread from town to town and school to school across the country organically. look up the Cool S or Stussy S, it spread in the 70s pre-internet and every schoolkid from the 70s onward learned it and drew it.
don't forget that 280lb yordan alvarez stole 3rd base last night
>>144153082erm...nobody cares...
>>144153101I care
>>144153004this but unironically
>>144152974possibly the best pitcher in the game being stuck on a historically bad team just ain't right
>>144136657>>144136665Angels.
>>144153067why is he waving the surrender flag?
>>144153082errrrm sweaty, he's only 250lbs and it's beautiful
Cubs should go back to sac bunting runs again.
>>144153081did you know that marilyn manson played paul on the wonder years and also had his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick
>>144153147>she
O’s lost yesterday too.
>>144153129The dumb faggot is reaping what he sowed. He's the one who said he wouldn't pitch in the playoffs if his contract doesn't get extended.He deserves that shit ass team
>>144153147>he
>>144153216>>144153162>them
>>144153211He said that? What a faggot. Didn't harvey try pulling the same shit with the Mets a while ago
With Wicks in the rotation is Hendricks going to get more starts?
DOUBLE BIRD BLAST
>>144153231Yes. He also wanted to stay a starter and probably would have been a little bitch if he was asked to pitch out of the bullpen. He was making demands when he wasn't in a position to be making them.
>Al X Ver Doo Go
verdugo is so bad
And Dugie was turning it around since that trip against the glory holes too.
alex turdpoopo
>>144153299Strange, he's only in his sophomore season, at least in terms of a full body of work, and already making demands.
oh no no no stankees
What a fucking bum. Verdugo is the worst player in baseball.
>>144153299he's right, though. there's no guarantee that an acquiring team would try to look out for his long-term health and not just run him into the ground.
Verdugo is NOT hustling
Dodger legend Alex Verdugo
ok we feastin berdbros
>>144153452We might be retarded but at least we can hit
>>14415340393% here and 50% in the homerun. VerDOGSHIT needs to leave.
>>144153446you mean boston legend. they gave up mookie for him LOL
>the shitty of jew york
>>144153403why is yankee stadium so tiny?
yankees still havent figured out that an entire pitching roster whos era is 4.5 isnt good
Imagine thinking Lindor is not the MVP
>>144153408Sure, but you're on the directionless, hopeless White Sox. I would want the fuck off that team the second i could. And he's still there for two more years and probably will be if he keeps being a pissy little bitch
mvp chants in chicago as lindor hits his 29th homer and increases his on-base streak to 30 games
do yankees have a coach
>>1441535413.76 but ok
a JUDGIAN groundout
>>144153488Sox were mostly interested in getting someone to help eat David Price's contract with that deal. I personally thought just trading Verdugo was enough but was pissed the Dodgers also included Downs, who turned out to be a dud, and Conner Wong.
Pete AlFATso!!!
>>144153565>chicagowe dont use that word here
>Cleveland got a perfect game goin' but nobody in the genny cares about Clevelandkek
>alonso
>>144153569the pre-madonnas on the yankees don't accept coaching, boone's job is to suck judge's dick and argue with umps to make it look like he's helping. the hitting coach just tells them about their launch angles. yankees don't do traditional coaching.
>>144153488He was actually a good pinch hitter, he just fell off a cliff this year.
>>144153545how many career strike outs has he thrown? how many stolen bases does he have in august?
It’s dog day at MMP
>>144153617There's a baseball team in Cleveland? What team plays there?
>>144153617>perfect game>through 3nobody cares
>>144153633You just know.
>>144153617I was just getting ready to post Alex Cobb has a perfect game through 6 innings
>>144153617they arent worth paying attention to until the 8th inning
>muh crochet pitchcount
>>144153621>pre-madonnas>diamond dozen>doggy dog
>>144153643Both pitchers in this NYM-CWS game had a perfect game going through 3
>>144153650I'm pretty sure that's a female dog
>>144153617Until they go back to the Redskins we don't care
>>144153618I'm so sick of seeing him swing at garbage then walk away with this poopy look on his face.
>>144153698this. these colors dont run
Are we hyped Angelbros?
Could you guess? It’s a 4th pitchers duel in a row here at Minute Maid where offense goes to die.
Cubs pitcher in the Yanks game
>RISP
I forgot to make this joke when the berds got that homer, but it looks like Cortes got a little Montezuma's revenge :^)
Rizzo is back
>>144153840haha
>1st HR of the yearHoly grim
Zesty king hit a 2 run shot into the Yank bullpen.
>>144153845Can he pitch?
BERDS FLY HIGH
i hope yankees lose 20-2just know any hype come playoffs is fake
the new york yankees are not a serious baseball team
All these fucking California hyenas in Florida lmao SD is that bad these fags have to invade every other state?
>it's not a balk because...it just wasn't ok!
mets just cheated
At least we have the 4th best record in the mlb and have a good shot at making the WS.
Sometimes, I hate birdfags so much that I cannot sleep.
>>144153979What did those faggots do this time?
cobb just got COCKED!
Yankees new pitcher has a 7.11 ERA and a .319 AVG against
Mets upping their pickoff game recently
>Perfect game ruined by attempted murder
>>144153996sean manaea just aggressively balked to pick off someone but the umpie didn't care lol
what the fuck does Starling Marte even do?
>>144153991>shits on your carnothin' personnel winglet
yeah no way we are doing shit in the playoffs with this dogshit pitching staff. steinbriners are retarded
>>144154036lift weightsfuck big booty latinassteals bases when he's in the mood
>>144153979>Noooooo you can't pickoff because...YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?shut the fuck up cubs fag.
>>144153988the play you see right now just goes to show what that record means to this team
>>144154061We just need Schmidt to come back and do well. Bullpen is great.
>>144154034
>>144154076Hope he is in mode right now
YORDONGfirst HR at MMP in 2 months
>>144154034Yeah makes sense. Par for the course for the mest. They are probably the biggest cheating organization in sports right now.
>>144154076and then he gets picked off like that. jesus fuck thats a horrible attempt by Marte
berds gape ya?
Nuke Shitcinnati
>>144154117OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>144154088nah its over. we needed to buy yamamoto. stupid jew steinbriners refuse to spend money on this team
>>144154061who's your most reliable starter this season?
>>144153988Ass way too big
>>144154176that's because it's a BBL, they take fat from their gut and stick it in the ass, so essentially implants
>>144154151they offered him a good deal
>>144154156Cole when not facing Mets
>>144154121>No balk, keep seething
>>144154218If we had Cole early season we would easily be first place.
>>144154204did they sign him? no. they are stupid fucks who havent spent money on the team in over a decade.
so who is the faggot who jinxed the no-no?
>>144154151Yamamoto was never signing here. Yankees were leverage to milk the Dodgers. If you're going to be surrounded by browns why would you choose the cold, brown shithole over the warm one with world-class beaches>
>>144154218I know you can't afford to rest him, but I wonder if sitting out the season would have been better for him long term
>>144154151Imanaga > Yamemeoto
Rizzo gets an RBI in his first game back!
JON SINGLETON BAT FLIP SPECIAL
>>144154240you really wanted to sign an unproven manlet to a 12-year deal?
>>144154264la is an even bigger shithole than nyc. they didnt sign him because they didnt offer enough money. the stupid fucks got asshurt that people were crying about them buying teams 15 years ago so they stopped trying to field a good team.
BIG JON 2 RUN SHOT3-0 STROS
uuuuuh berdbros did we get too cocky
>>144154299>he didn’t actually batflip that onesad
attaboy seiya!
>>144154313nah, they weren't going to offer Y2 a bigger deal than they gave to Cole
>>144154313>la is an even bigger shithole than nyc.How so? I've never been to California but nyc sucks ass definitely
DUGIE DINGER
they're definitely cheating, I don't know how, but it's obvious. Firstly, Kikuchi goes from a 5.00 ERA with 5 Ks per game guy to a 2.25 ERA with 10Ks, and then this no name fuck goes from slugging .600 to slugging near 1.000?
>>144154313yankees are top 5 in payroll every year, they spend more than enough the problem is they sign old players to very long deals then are stuck playing them, that and they concentrate on dingers too much so when that goes cold they're too streaky to be consistent.
>>144154416but enough about the doyers
>>144154393I've been to both, there are homeless encampments and drugs in every corner in LA; NY is the opposite, since 9/11 they have not allowed any such blatant criminalities.
>>144154313Better to be a rich, young, Japanese athlete in LA than NYC. Not many Japanese in NYC.
>>144154393nyc only sucks ass if you're poor, just like LA sucks ass if you're poor. if you're rich they're the top places to be, along with miami.
BELLI SLAP
>>144154364you say that as if they dont have infinite money. dodgers paid otranny 700+ million and the net worth of the dodgers is 4billion, yankees net worth is almost 8 billion they could field a monster team if they gave a shit.
belli slap
>>144154416That used to be a problem, we don't do that anymore; that's why Soto is on a 1-year deal. Next year half the batting order gets released so its no biggie at all.
>>144154454you act like they're the Rays
>>144154449how does consooming fix the underlying issues that make the city shit?
>>144154454Hal Steinbrenner doesn't even like baseball. He uses the team as a financial asset, nothing more.
berdbros I am SWEATIN' and we don't got sweat glands
>>144154454why waste money when yankee fans will still show up. seems like smart business.
CHOO CHOO
GLEYBER GETS AN RBI
>>144154505>>144154508yeah thats what im saying, they dont give a shit.
Paredes slap!
>>144154449LA is fine if you're poor. the weather is nice enough that you can live outside, many people live directly on the beach in a tent. NYC is too damn hot in the summer to not have shelter somewhere and too cold in the winter to not have heat, and that's besides the fact that there is no where nice to set up a tent like the beach, it's all just concrete as far as the eye can see
>>144154504NYC is great if you're rich, it's not just about consuming. It's also about being where the action is, for now NYC is still the most important city in the global empire.
Paredes Plap!
>>144154402>astros, winning pedigree team, knows how to maximize their players>have the best pitching lab in the bigs that turns mid pitchers into great>veteran hitters who work counts tend to get into a hitting groove when they play everydayNot much of a mystery anon
>>144154454You literally have no idea what you're talking about
I'm gay
>>144154562dafaq?
>>144154532just hang out in a public library bro
>>144154402
>>144154557>winning pedigree teamDo you know what pedigree means? They had a good rebuild, that is all. They were nobodies before Moneyball and statcast.
>>144154576at night?
>>144154562Go baerds
>>144154562many are saying this, only a few mean it
>>14415462124 hour walmart then
>>144154646those haven't existed since covid
>>144154532yes that's why rich people fuck off to their beach house in the hamptons during the hot summer in the city. and there's plenty of beaches and parks you can hang out in in NYC, it's not all concrete, not even close. you got your opinion of NY from the TV, or one trip you made where you walked around times square and midtown and thought that was the whole city/region.
is there a single city in ameriKKKa that is enjoyable if you're poor?? cant tell if you guys are memeing
>>1441546197 straight ALCSs is more than just a rebuild at this point anon. That’s a culture of winning and lots of players with postseason experience.
>>144154656NY doesn't have anywhere that's open 24 hours? I thought it was the city that never sleeps.
damn that milkshake at the white sox field looks bussin'
>>144154683They'll fade back into mediocrity by 2026.
>>144154677probably if you live in some sort of collective or abandoned buildings
>>144154689Not public libraries
>>144154677city? notown? yesyou can afford the rent on a 2 bedroom trailer in bumfuck oklahoma for $250/month, work at the mcdonalds or dollar general for $10/hr, which is enough to afford the trailer, tv, cable, internet, beer, and meth
>>144154558That’s how this site works anon
>>144154747I was talking about walmart though
>>144154718you said that in 2021, rags fag
it's his slider cutter combo...
>>144154766that doesnt sound that enjoyable
>>144154558>n-nooo we cant spend our infinite money b-because we j-just cant! okay?!
>>144154402>10 game sample size.this dude will be back to .700 OPS in 10 more games.
>>144154447plenty of chinese, which are like japanese but with souls
>>144154779NYC doesn't have Walmarts. Stuff like bodegas and some diners are open 24 hours, not as many as used to be before the pandemic tho. You can also usually go get Korean BBQ or something like that after bars close at 4am.
>>144154717Comiskey has far better food than Wrigley. Some of the best ball park food in the country.
>>144154788you haven't done meth
how's that no-no panning out, land bros?
>>144154821Ill check it out after my date with Cubspie at Wrigley
>>144154821this is actually true unfortunately....the beer selection (soiface IPA) is actually better as well
>>144154821it tastes better when you're getting shot
>ST-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE THREE>Sorry White Sox
>>144154891holy cringe
Angels bros report in
>>144154869Comsikey has a dedicated red line stop which is like 100m walk. I wouldn't hang out there outside of game times but on game days its absolutely fine.
>>144154891>sogay ohtranny
>>144154891zesty
>>144154815was that the pitch they made to try to lure him to sign?
Mets suck
>>144154718Everyone keeps saying that every year, but we have an amazing young core of both pitchers and hitters that all have a lot of playoff experience now. Not to mention a lot of money comes off the books in the next couple of seasons to go fill holes with good players. I’m not so sure we’re anywhere close to being done.
>>144154971they're eye poppingly bad
I wonder if the cubbies are gonna DFA pwizzy now that we're in september.... I know Alcantara is on the 40 man
>>144154963yeah they offered him less money and said that chinese people are better than japanese people
>>144154677Well what do you enjoy anon?
>>144154976You're done, cry about it. That's the Mariners’ division now.
>>144154989Probably, I can also see a Hendricks phantom injury.
>sauce on popcornnuke chicago
>>144154956Wish i could be there. Hope Dana has a good game
>>144154820Being a drunk college student stumbling into a bodega at 2 am, asking where's the beer since there was none in the coolers, only to be met with a nod of disapproval by the hardline arab behind the counter was it's own sort of comfy.
Faggot mike earns a walk
>>144154956Have fun broI was going to go but I had a birthday party and my fantasy draft party today
>>144155012I remember you back in April LOL
>>144155049Why do nu yorkers have such an inferiority complex for Chicago?>t. born and raised in LA
>>144155072Do the angels have a guy in the organization to sell him drugs??
>>144155088Ironic because nobody will remember the Astros for anything other than cheating.
>>144155105new yorkers are /smallmind/ and cant understand anything outside the tri state area.
>>144155122I'm putting you on suicide watch
>>144155105NYers don't give a shit about Chicago.
>>144155132Is that what you think? Lol
>>144155153take it back...
>>144155105You are retarded for confusing terminally online Mets faggots as “New Yorkers”. They would get smacked on the subway for looking our direction.
>>144155105
>>144155153>>144155167I give a shit about Chicago.
>>144155180based chad mogger, mets fans are pussies!
>>144155105jealousy
>>144155158>Loloh no no no no eke ur nu, I'll forgive you saar
Armstrong is on the mound!
Recker is on the mound!
>last name blanco>is blackI'm see double!
birds not helping out other birds wtf man
>>144155205Sounds like Jewish seething
RBI for the golden Glover
>>144155271Pineapple head has a gold glove?
VerDOGGY gets on and loads the bases for Gleyber
>>144155205>>144155269holy kek
More like White Sux amirite
Tardinals gonna tard
>>144155012>memeinersThe Ms will unironically get passed by the As next season as the 2nd place contenders.
>>144155269did you check early life?
>It was 7-2
Sac flyMen on corners for SotoTie game for the Yankees
>>144155341Stop. He's already dead.
>>144155329>>144155389No, I just looked at his name, what he apparently wrote, and knew.
it was 7-2
>>144155363you think that's funny? they're going to finish 3rd in the division this year
but where nu?
>>144155064stanton got a bbl?
Seiya Smack!
Manaea please
YORDONG AGAIN2ND OF THE GAME
>>144155478I don't have any funny meme images on my phone
lmao rockies
>>144155516Google "anthony recker ass"
>>144155464>RagsBecause the Rags were/are a fluke team
My Yankees can still win this game.
>>144155516here you go
>>144155425This is ridiculous.
>>144155508Never doubted him
>>144155583>>144155583>>144155583/nu/
