So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the refs, we can blame the Scousers, we can blame the EU, we can blame Goofy, we can blame injuries, we can praise Slotto's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. We can't afford to drop points this early in the season. Our shooting is piss poor. Imagine getting a -1.00xG. We're always offside, refs not helping out, even though 97% of them are United supporters (only Michael Oliver isn't, he supports Newcastle). We're Chelsea-tier in the transfer market. Joshua Xerxes is nowhere to be seen. Don't get me started on the other overpaid lot. Facking 'ell.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ten Hag and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed this week. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances in the FA Cup or against Fartensharten 04 and Norwegian fishermen this season for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Where is Rashford? Is Mainoo just another Oliver Skipp? Is Garnacho just another Macheda? How can we feed Xerxes more? If bald men are attractive, how come they're so fraudulent? HAG #IN or #OUT?>Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.menshealth.com/grooming/g36659683/bald-beard-styles-men/https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
bump
kek
>>144137509>https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
hag out blud
im sorry but did we already lose?
>>144144846>we
why are you /mug/ging so early?
>>144137509
this is the /mug/
Kwabsemiro
oh no no no
out by christmas
power dome derby
>keksemiro
I'VE GOT A FEELING (oooooooooooooooooooooh)
>YANITEDTHIS IS BEYOND PARODY LMAO
OH BOY IT’S THE SAME AS THE 7-0 SO FAR
FUCKING SACK THIS BALD DUTCH FRAUD!
can we still blame the glazers
>>144137509Party house is in the house tonight
>>144148140Out before he gets home tonight
Bring me 8-0
>Sell McTominay>Have to bring on an academy kid for his first ever league gameBig brain strategy
>mainpoo
>Already 6 points off the pace >after 3 games>and another 200 million spent in the last window
>wait, really?>you live next to man city?>what's he like, is he just like, pretty normal and cool irl?>omg, you would really introduce us?>you're the best friend, ever!
It’s not over
>Fergie lives to see this shitshow based
>>144149485Fuck that Scottish piece of shit
Someone please remind me, how much is Casemiro getting paid?
>>144149567£350,000,000 per week
>>144149567a brazilian pounds
/mug/ is delicious
>>144147630 its over for us
>>144149599Three Hundred and Fifty Million a week? Wtf?£350,000, retard.
>>144149567BOSSTHE WAGES BOSS
De Light is literally just a Dutch Maguire.
>>144149641>not even any digitspathetic, and exact opposite is forecast when i get them
>>144149678It's no coincidence the former teenage wonderkid defender has already been bombed out of two top clubs
ZirkzhahahahahahahahhaOnanahahahahhahawhen will they learn?
>>144144846(You)
>>144149700The good times are never going to fucking end, are they
>nunez inhumiliation ritual
>>144147853i've never liked this image because the /mug/ post contains the Ol in it so you know it's about Ole. If i t was cut off before that, it'd be funnier.
>>144149567No refund
Liverpool are just lucky that Salah is permforming. He got 2 assists and a goal today. If Rashford had been on form, we would have won 3-3
We need Kane!
>United fans talking about more signings againWhen will they fucking learn?You'd think after spending £2 billion and getting worse they'd start to figure out there's more to it than just throwing money at the wall to fix problems
>>144150315The Klopp era ended Erik, it ended. What's the next step of your master plan?
>>144147355The days where /mug/ging too early made any difference are long gone.
>>144150315Taylor Swift does more in European Stadiums that United has in a decade
>3 shots on target>3 goals>only 3 more shots in total than Man Utdthey weren't really much better today, call it a cope if you want
>>144149454>Already 6 points off the pace Their goal, realistically, is qualifying to the next ucl. So it's 4 points actually.
>>144137509reverse jinx didn't work
>>144150381United's problem is that they sign badly, if they would use their infinite fortune they could do well, they could put together a team that competes for everything. Who the fuck controls the club?
I'm looking forward to them playing Rangers already>KWAB v KWAB
Doesn't matter. Ten CHAD has still won more than every single manager.
>>144144846Yes, >you did.
Where's Anonymount?
>>144150493He's won less than Arteta using the FA definition of trophy>Arteta>FA Cup>x2 Community ShieldsBut people don't count those are wins but regardless.
two more transfer windows, trust the plan.
How to fix this club?>burn old trafford to the ground>liquidate all players and staff>dissolve the club
What era of /mug/ did you enjoy the most?
/mug/ is my home
>>144150547Injured.
>>144150431Im a neutral (hate both teams) but Liverpool could have easily won by at least 5-0. Salah, Szoboszlai missed a couple of easy chances and Trent disallowed was slightly unlucky though clear offside. Liverpool had nothing. Casemiro will take the blame but it was 0/10 from Rashford, Bruno, Mainoo, Garnacho, Onana.
>>144137509How does Man U continue to operate after having net spends of hundreds of millions of dollars each transfer window? Are retarded Jeets buying tickets and jerseys the only thing keeping this shit club alive?
Sir Jim just needs to fire a few more tea ladies and janitors and then United will be back
>>144150595>3 kb
That match thread was fucking /b/ tier.
STILL 3 points in front of Evertonmaintain that for another 35 games, they'll be safe.
/mug/
>>144150493>>144150571>caring about FA and EFL Cupssoon time for bed, grandpas
>>144150613AGAIN?
>>144150633/sp/ has always been /b/ with sports
bishop Mazraoui
>>144150628I fucking hate trashford so much and its not even cos he is black
>>144150450the players
>>144150595Late Jose, without a doubt. There is always something fascinating about a manager trying to get himself sacked.
>>144150595>jlingz website still down>jlingz esport dood>jlingz lost in koreaeh...I guess...all things...come to an end...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144150633'epl' related threads on this board have taken a huge crash in quality since the summer. euros and Olympics brought many tourists from boards like /int/ and /pol/ and many are staying.
>>144150633many such cases when the match is over before halftime
>>144150652No. Not fucking simps posting onlyfans slags to derail the thread. Only happens in Utd gamethreads.>>144150678This retard here.
>3 games in and it's already #TENHAGOUT
>erik ten h-ACK
GD -3 already
Won a cheeky 300 euros in total this weekend, in part thanks to /mug/.Another week of buying the cute girl at work lunch pretending I'm loaded.
>>144150647
>>144147853:^)
>>144150627>Rashford>Onanawonder how it feels to unitedfags that these are unfirable DEI marketing pieces and both will play there until age 40
Crazy that the entire game was decided by Casemiro and not Liverpool being good
>>144137509>not allowed to score offside goals>opponent's perfectly legitimate goals are disallowed >allowed to play murderball in the box>no penalty >no VAR help>home advantage >5 minutes of Fergietime in the first half>5 minutes of Fergietime in the second half>loseWhat did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?
>14th position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEcGxnL_0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEcGxnL_0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEcGxnL_0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEcGxnL_0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEcGxnL_0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEcGxnL_0U
>>144149952kek
>>144150757already there bro
>>144150720Fuck me that hilarious. Anonymount is the ultimate sick note
Brutal mogging
>>144150665Why not both?
>>144150741Casemiro, Fernandes, Zirkzee were all piss poor
>>144150746>GD: -3
We did it, /mug/bros. We fuckig did it.
>>144150727it's absolutely mind-boggling that black goalkeepers are being utilised in 2024.>this position requires elite decision-making, discipline and staying calm under immense pressure>yes, let's hire this African
>>144150450The marketing department
>>144150775well sure i also hate for that too
>>144150741Mainpoo stepped up to give Liverpool the third goal
>>144150772gave him a cute neckrub after that
>>144150343but salahs actually a good player trashford is in form for about 10 games every third season
>Allows your shit club to buy shit players to play shit football for the rest of eternity
Seriously, WHERE is he going?
>>144150706Teams with a massive customer to fan ratio are reactionary retards, news at eleven.>inb4 7Hag should have been sacked long agoThat still leans into the point with people backing him in a similar reactionary manner post FA Cup win (and post top 4 sneak in the season before). People will flip flop between TENHAGIN and TENHAGOUT on a week by week, half by half basis and it will never fucking end. He could be twelfth in the table but get strong "online backing" because of a League Cup Semi Final win that weekend, he could win a treble and have people wanting him SACKED IN THE MORNING because of a League Cup Third Round loss on penalties. Such is the fate of management at a soap opera club.
>>144137509fix the link for nextime ladhttps://jlingzofficial.com/>>144150676his website's back>>144150705soog is /mug/'s mascot
>>144150710kek
>>144150776>casemiro Shit>fernandesBarely got the ball>zirkzeeHad 3 clear chances. What a dick head
the feast continues for us /mug/chads
>>144150720Quickly becoming the new Martial. I'd say the new Jones but all Phil was actually fucking kino when he came on in that last season, deserved more minutes on merit that year.
I love how when United beat Liverpool it's neck-and-neck, but when Liverpool beat United, it's usually a pummeling.
When will the rat leave the sinking ship?
>>144150787Based Japoster
>>144150815>>https://jlingzofficial.com/>AI generated clowns on basic shirts I refuse to believe it's actually his website, where's the fortnite cards
>>144150757>Erik Ten Hag is sacking himselflol trying to distance himself from his support of him last season
Inbred Mancs all silent today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJfmKbjCH78FLYING PIG CRYING
>>144150895AJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAHAAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144150843the last time Phil Jones was a good football player was like 2013. Maybe 2014 if I'm being generous. The fact he was in first team squad until 2023 is symptomatic of United's decline.
>>144150343Rashford wont be on form until his next contract negotiation
>>144150787This, it's been fucking hilarious to see ngubu keepers who just clearly lack something upstairs for it and teams forcing and suffering for it
As there is a bigger target for scapegoating I think most will overlook how dreadfully bad Bruno and Garnacho was this game..Bruno complete non-factor and misplacing every second pass in the final third killing all our counters in the first half. And Garnacho had so little involvement i can't even think of a single thing he did this match. Amad came on to be one of our best players in just 20 minutes on the pitch.
>>144150803look at the back of his head
So happy ladsIt's even better when it's >us doing it
>>144150958If I have to see another comment about us wasting "Bruno's prime" as if he isn't complicit in how shit we are I might cry.
>>144150928I'm not saying he was a great footballer or anything, but in I think either the last or second last season he had with the club he came on during an injury crisis emergency because he was fit for the first time in years, and despite being well past his prime he actually played with some heart and looked decent (I think he was playing beside Lindleof and then Shaw or something, it was either during Rangnick or during the first season of Ten Hag). Jones wasn't good at the end, but he was better than the people around him.
Why were the majority of Man United in favor of keeping him after the end of last season? Is pinching an FA Cup all you need to win over this fanbase?
i can't believe the bald fraud wasn't fired and got another seasoni mean it's more funny this way but it's still hard to believe
I give him till Christmas
it's been 10 years since man united were relevant. that's how it goes, things change. it's not the manager, it's not the players, you have to wait until the next cycle to emerge organically.
>>144150978Bruno is such a careless passer in the final third. Him and rashford are so wasteful. Their brand is strong but united need better players.
NEGATIVE GOAL DIFFERENCE IS SO BACK
>>144150804I"m a customer (of this bank). I think I should get this card.
>>144150595For me, it was BOSSposting era
>>144150815>>144150870hahahaha holy shit, unreal
How do you say Bald Fraud in dutch?
Arsenal in their fall in the 2010s have never fallen as low as this.
>Neville saying the board won't be stupid and sack Ten Hag, will give him until Christmas>Goldbridge saying he's not Ten Hag out because it's the 3rd game of the seasonwhat's the point of just waiting around when we all know how this is going to end? it's fucking weird that they want to do things 'the right way' instead of doing what's necessary to succeed
>>144150787>Ryu destroys Elena
>>144150804>calls him uncle>uncle calls him sonit do be like that
>>144150343Rashford's best season didn't even outscore Salah's worst season for Liverpool
>>144150343Kek
>wog freestyling in interview>has to hug keane when utterly ignoredHoly fuck get rid of this chimp
>>144151074it's the same mentality is thinking that if they keep playing trashford he will eventually find some form
>>144150999Some were running on that, some were running on "let's see a year without a ludicrous amount of injuries and replace the medical staff instead", some were "there is nobody better in the market right now", and some just finally noooooooooooticed that sacking the manager was a tactic used by the board to cool fans that were pissed off at the club for a few weeks. Basically it was >right now we are having our anger at the club funneled into hating Ten Hag, but if you sack him you just get a free pass to be shit next year because "we are bedding in a new manager">this let you paper over the cracks that formed in the club a few years back by just sacking Ole>Ole was there because you brought him in to paper over the cracks a few years before by sacking Jose>Jose was there because you brought him in to paper over the cracks a few years ago by sacking Van Gaal (who admittedly was boring as fuck)People realised that sacking the manager hasn't worked the last three or four times, so maybe it is time to pressure the club to do something else.
>>144150633'big' match threads are always shitjust make a /comfy/
>>144151074>they want to do things 'the right way' instead of doing what's necessary to succeedthis kind of organizational behavior is the most glaring sign of a group who have had their expectations of success irrevocably obliterated. you "do things the right way" because you can no longer imagine a universe in which you CAN succeed
Ten Hag has not improved this team at all. Where was Anthony?
>>144151124the top reds who supported jim get what the deserve. jim kept the jew parasites in. nothing changes till they are out
Man Utd (1.52) 0-3 (1.50) Liverpool
>>144151166man u need a goalie and 3 new forwards they cant score or save shots
>>144151112kek, wut?
>>144150595Ole at the wheel.Good man, good vibes.
hello sir, manchester united customer service here, what is your problem please?
>>144151166Liverpool were comfortably the better team, just shows xG is a meme
>>144151162Glad someone else sees/says this. Been saying it for months. It's common sense. Even then I don't think Ratcliffe knows what he's doing at 25% or 100%
>>144151043the piano man boss thread was so good
>>144151162Not saying I disagree with you, but what were the other options? A Qatar bid that increasingly looked to just be smoke and mirrors was the only other thing that actually manifested. Allegedly (big allegedly here because I don't trust any of this shit) there are clauses to allow further acquisition of the club in a few years time, if that is the case then United fans just need to keep up the hate against them, keep piling pressure on INEOS and Ratcliffe, and accept that the club will continue to be a /mug/ magnet for years.>>144151225Liverpool had three attempts on target and scored three goals. As much as xG is a retarded meme, the scoreline flattered how many offensive options Liverpool squandered as well. I do think that United's xG is probably being inflated by Xir/Xhe missing a 3 yard shot though.
>>144151244it's why i don't care if ten hag is sacked of not. the jew rot at the top will keep the same shit going
>>144150315
just make this shit an eternal sticky at this point
>>144151286like another owner would make a difference. even someone like Jassim wouldn't matter since you can't put your own money into a club anymore
>>144151322not about the money. it's about how the club is run
>>144151345and another owner would run the club just as badly probably
>>144151044kek
Casemiro left the stadium at half time kek
7 hag is just too boring to even meme desu, hes been dogshit but somehow jose moyes ole were just funnier
>>144151225Shows that Zirzee couldn't finish a dinner you mean
>>144151396thats every united player, theyve had 10 big chances so far this season and missed 10i just mean liverpoo completely dominated the midfield etc and united were reduced to counters
>>144151394Don't forget Van Laal and MUH folder and MUH filosofee
We are not set up to score goalsWe are not set up to dominate midfieldWe are not set up to counter attackWe are not set up to defend stronglyWe cannot even organize a throw in or do anything with a cornerOur captain is not a strong leaderWe are 14th
>>144151382Grimi
>>144151382>*loses posession*
Were Man U the better team today at least? Maybe they just conceded 3 unlucky goals.
>>144151382its casemirover
>>144151361they might. but nothing will change with the glazers there.
>>144151500kek
sack this useless bald fucking shitcunt, just fuck off
>>144151194Need some midfielders too.And some defenders that can actually defend.
nevbros..
>>144149485I want him to see it get much worse
>>144151569The bit where he was bigging up Mainoo's calmness on receiving the ball, only for him to immediately be pounced on and concede a goal was too funny.
>>144151569SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>144151546KWAB
>>144149485>>144151596you two completely misread that personality if you think he cares about manchester united. guarantee he's been loving it since it makes his stock rise
>>144150712you just know it will take at least 5 game weeks until they reach +0 gd
>>144149485>>144151596Do you think he ever regrets getting involved with that horse?
>>144151569>>144151612I'm honestly surprised Neville stays mates with Carragher, he seems to rip the shit out of him whenever United are losing
youd think liverpoo would be the one team that united would get up for and actually try but its like theyre worse against them than anyone else. 1 win in 13 now
Utd out of the title race
>>144151661for 3000 consecutive days
>Neville coping about individual errors still
>>144149678And just as costly too
>>144149203she's so cute
>>144151725Oof
>>144151382Everyone is going to pile on Case. And that's rightfully alright but the team out there looked like headless chickens who didn't even know to make a proper pass. We've got bigger problems than just Case. Ugarte coming in isn't magically going to make the rest get the mere basics right. The football we're playing isn't working in any shape or form and bruno/eriksen/mainoo are dogshit without the ball
>>144151760Why do you do this? What's the appeal to copy-pasting reddit posts onto 4chan?
>>144149482its over
manchester united are not a very good football team
>>144151725
Based City throwing that FA cup final knowing Manu would keep Ten Hag which would lead them to tanking the whole 24/25 season
>>1441518575d chess
WE GAAN
>>144151857Unironically I thought that was what Pep was doing
/MUG/
This is karma for sacking Mou.
>>144151957Don't they like Rashford?
after zero progress
>>144152021fuck hes teeteringneed a cheeky win so he can sty
>>1441520213. shake it all about
>>144151924>Pep having to worry about ManureLmao
>>144152052>>144151924>>144151857
>ONANA WITH THE PHENOMENAL PASS TO DE LIGHT!>AND ITS BACK TO ONANA WHO PASSES IT WIDE TO MARTINEZTen Hag ball is so weird, what are they thinking?
>>144152117lol
>>144151940soogbros..
>>144152117I was thinking of that
Sometimes I get the urge to stop watching the Premier and League and switch to Serie A or some shit. I'm tired of watching United flounder about and die.
>>144150595>>144150668>>144151043agreedjose living in a hotel like alan partridge, trying to wrangle a spoiled squad of manchildrenpure kino
Carragher absolutely running rings around Neville there
>>144152318Nevilles opinion was retarded. He was blaming united's shit form and style of play on the CEO, CFO etc. Made no sense
How many millions was it?
>>144151043kek true i miss BOSSposting too
https://x.com/Watch_LFC/status/1830286555069788618?s=19TEN HAGS AT THE WHEEL
>>144152341Neville's knee jerk reaction has been to blame the Glazers for years. He's trying to do the same now we're in the INEOS era but it just doesn't hit the same when it's clear Ten Hag is the problem
I know of a man who can bring football home to old traffordhe has already proved himself with englandit's time
>>144152445At worst he would have lost 0-1More likely our Legend Sir Gareth Southgate gets a point on the board
>>144152508I'm thinking a 0-0 masterclass
>>144152117nobody but me realises what a cunt he is being here
>>144152348not enough
*beep boop*SEASON UPDATE
Liverpool woz straight bussin innit fr fr no cap
>>144152618Everyone's aware of Pep's cunty "compliments" mate.
>>144152000he's more of a last-man-of-a-move kinda guy, not a link-up player. t. last-man-of-a-move kinda guy
>>144149485>Your punishment must be more severe.
Still basking in it desuIt's always too fun not toSweeter when it's >us handing out the beatings too
>>144150595/mug/ wasn't around yet but the original >moyes era is still and always will be the pinnacle as it was the first season of it and the memes were better because the userbase of /sp/ wasn't zoomers and thirdies yet
>>144150722>New Balance
>>144153324the best kits Liverpool have had since like 08.
>>144152809no, i'm special. only I truly understand
>>144152141what is going on here? is she okay?
I can‘t believe united fans got on their knees and begged for this guy to stay after he delivered them their worst ever premier league AND champions league finish in a single season just for this. They wrote fucking petitions to the owners KEK
>>144153984shell be fine. trust the process
>>144154012prem results dont lie because it's large sample size. ucl and fa cup can be luckboxed easily
>>144153222it was more because it wasnt expected. up until moyes all /sp/ had known was united being good, so the dropoff was more shocking/hilarious
>>144152685they will have to get a new coach to save face. large clubs dont have option to stay with losing managers. if the next manager keeps losing, it's still better option as then you have saved your face as ownership.keep changing the coach 2-3 per season until you find new one, that's how large clubs do it historically not sticking with one manager long time
>>144153134Mo Salah has more goals for LFC at Old Trafford (10) than Antony (7), Alejandro Garnacho (7), Rasmus Højlund (7), Edinson Cavani (7), Jadon Sancho (6), Memphis Depay (4) and Alexis Sánchez (3) have there for Man Utd
>>144154112that's what i meant by >as it was the first season of it
>>144154012Cuck fetish is my rationale. You could clearly hear the scousers chanting oles and singing you'll never walk alone. If the suits won't do anything maybe the fans should have a talk with ETH and tell him it's time to move on.
hagbros...
Bet this guy wishes he'd bandwagoned Citeh kek
>>144151043Remember when Chilean Alicia Keys had open goal in Newcastle and did a faint fake shot, letting a defender catch up with him?
>>144154743thicc
>>144150815>https://jlingzofficial.com/https://jlingzofficial.com/On this site, the only shirt for sale is the official one. If you change the language to English, you'll see this:1st one is possibly of Jesse pulling his pockets out with "fabricator" - note that this is auto-translated from Korean and might be closer to "liar"2nd: failure3rd: "i don't pay my staff" - self-explanatory8th: "protect the artist from exploitation"A lot of insults and an accusation that he didn't pay his artist. This might be a revenge site set up by the graphic designer.
Bournemouth till i die.
Liverpool played a mid block and allowed De ligt/Martinez/Onana to have the ball. As soon as a pass went into midfield they hounded it and countered, Bruno simply isn't good at receiving passes like this and Casemiro can't respond when we lose possession. Our biggest problem is our midfield. We dont have players that can win duels. Bruno is too lightweight and trigger happy, Mainoo is too young and Casemiro is too old. Horrible setup. if the team is behind or struggling Bruno is not the kind of player to motivate the team and lead them into a better place. I don't rate him as a captain and with him in the centre I just don't see us dominating teams, controlling tempo or creating several chances. We are a complete mess from back to front.One major problem is how bad our forwards are. You can't play passes into the feet of Garnacho and especially Rashy because he just losses possesion over and over again, Garnacho is better but not by much. some of this fanbase is delusional as to his level. He wouldn't start at any other top 6 team or top 20 team in Europe, ideally he should be loaned out and if he's good enough for United he can prove it elsewhere. Savinho has managed more premier league assists than Rashford in 2024, he's played 3 games.
>>144154743I thought the sunflower lanyard was for hidden disabilitieshe's pretty obviously disabled, just look at his shirt
>>144154801I'm pretty sure he let the domain run out and it was picked up by the artist.
>>144154801Well yeah, it's obviously been taken over by someone who doesn't like. I presume he let the domain lapse since it was down for ages.
imagine ten hag gets fired this month and southgate takes over
>>144154876based
i like how they thought ratcliffe would fix them. they were back etc all summer literally nothing has changedits another year of /mug/ lads
ten hag? more like ten hawk tuah
>>144154801oof
>>144155079Erik groundhog
was this guy ever good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SjizyYQq0U
>>144152270Jose simply got fucked badly by retarded owners spending big money on retards.Back in 14-18 he was not as good as he was, but getting all these shit signings didnt help. It was epescially bad at united.
ajax accounts shitting on their old manager
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>>144154801fuck that is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EodWA93erX0https://youtu.be/03aC2xv1ITo
>>144154893Bruno was absolutely rubbish, kudos to the fans exposing his nonchalant performances because if another player in the team does what Bruno is doing you wouldn't hear the last of it. Consistently gives possession away and against top teams it changes the tide of games.I'm convinced that Bruno has a muted influence in a team that has a cohesive midfield alongside a decent coach. It's worth considering that United have never featured a balanced midfield whenever he's in the team.Call it a coincidence but his lack of positional discipline forces the double pivot midfield and it poses the question is his involvement in the team worth sacrificing a system where you can have a base three across the midfield preventing being overrun in the midfield or teams just out hustling the single holding 6 as we saw time and time again last season with Amrabat and Casemiro. City get away with playing to 10’s because A) they work hard AND smart but also B) they control the game and don’t constantly give the ball away. If you’re bombing forward or pressing high up and next thing you’ve given the ball away centrally completely unnecessarily, of course you’re gonna be completely on the back foot in defensive transition. He’s a massive liability. Himself and Rashford, along with the manager and sick note Shaw need to leave asap.
SOUTHGATE IN
>>144155079Radcliffe was brought in as a front man for the Jews as the manc goyim were getting restless
>record at ajax: >158 W>28 D>29 L>record at man u>67 W>18 D>33 LWhat an extremely mediocre run
>>144155406i feel like he gets a raw deal. he was never a lone 6 at madrid, kroos was the guy that picked the ball up off the back 4 and distributed it, hes never been that guy. and without the ball hes there with bruno maino and eriksen who are literal ghosts in midfield when the other team has it, when liverpool came forward with szbozlai mcallister and gravenberch hes got to somehow stop them alone and hes not got the athleticism to do that but hag keeps picking him to do it, at some point its not his fault anymore. maybe ugarte can do what they want with a lone 6 and free casemiro to go further up the pitch but ugarte is a shit passer so having him collect the ball off the defence and distribute it also wont work
>>144157476success at ajax is a meme, its like winning the league with PSG. look how many times ajax have won the league and look how many of these shit ajax managers have gone on to do anything at a top club. just from the epl alone theres ten hag at united, koeman at everton, jol at spurs, de boer at palace that all failed, and then others like bosz in germany. being ajax manager is a huge red flag for success at other big teams because even a retard could win things there.
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>>144153134Aggregate PL score since Salah joined Liverpool:Mo Salah 12-9 Man United
it all comes tumbling down>300 postsnow this is a proper /mug/
>>144156132>Umbro Aon kitNGL that would be pretty kino desu>those pantsnot kino
>>144158122the fact this thread was made at 8am and still nailed it too
i wish man u get relegated and ten fag and bruno fagnandez burn in hell
>TEN HANG IS THE BEST MANAGER *shits his pants*>GIVE HIM TIME 3 MORE YEARS *licks his fingers*>MUH RONALDO WAS THE PROBLEM SO WAS EVERY PLAYER *heavy breathing*>YANITED YANITED*orders two big macs*>RED DEVILS WE ARE BRUV*shits at old trafford*>WE WILL FINISH 3rd INNIT *finish 8th*
man u is a souless club nowadays, how the fuck erick ten hag is still the manager is funny as hell
>>144151650>I can't take banterHe is also payed a hefty sum. They may or may not be mates, but Sky makes it work for some inexplicable reason
>>144158731I love you Cristiano, you're the GoAT and always will be in my books
>>144158731KEK
If I'm an attractive american can I get me a slag quick here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRf-KiA18vE2HTDT
>>144158731NOW THAT'S THIIIICCCCC BOI
>>144158980>payedPaid. Learn to spell. Payed is a term meaning to apply sealant to a ship. Hasn't been used for centuries. Paid, as in to pay money or have given money to somebody is spelled paid.
Do you think De Gea is laughing his ass off today?
This fat retard's first words of his 'analysis' on stretford paddock were>what about the xG?and he said it like it was a gotcha. kek
>>144159452LMAOoh that's fucking direhttps://youtu.be/W9ZZ8FxOdLI?si=SkcbmULvDYML-o3W
>>144159735>oh that's fucking direyeah. his smugness saying it like he's the smartest gujy in the room.
if they dont sack him this 2-week-break he will be there entire season. and it's going to be a massive shitshow. after 600m spent and 3rd year there is no progress
Why is United so shit now? Why do they constantly spend big money on average players? No manager in the world could get your players to win games.
>>144160017Because their fanbase for whatever reason latches on to and becomes obsessed with the most average players. Rashford has always been nothing more than a pace merchant yet somehow he‘s the talisman of the club now on 300k a week. Bruno is a turnover machine that does 10 stupid things for every good thing and has no discipline or temperament whatsoever. Another horrible footballer who was put on pedestals that he doesn‘t belong on and now earns 300k aswell while running around with the captains armband. Garnacho is a nothing player that became a fans favorite simply because he runs around and kisses the badge. The fanbase is an actual joke and enemy of progress. As long as they champion these passion merchants while hounding good footballers out of the club nothing will change
Ajax United bros...
>>144160135>hounding good footballers out of the clublike who? they've been exclusively employing shitters for years now.
A minor setback for the 2nd best manager in the league (lol)
>>144160332Pogba, sancho are talents worth building a team around if you‘re actually interested in playing good football. Instead they just threw them on the pitch, told them to figure it out and then scapegoated them when things went wrong. Amad is easily their best winger right now and he was benched all of last season while that scrub garnacho started over 30 games in a row
>>144160480Poobag is the opposite of a player you build a team around. He's a luxury you fit in after you've built a proper team.
>>144161186Case in point. One of the most talented footballers of his generation and this is how united fans talk about him. Enjoy ugarte. I know you guys love brainless shinkickers
>>144158004
Give it van Nistelrooy'eh t'end of season
>>144149485Fergie will live to see Aberdeen win the SPL before Man Utd does anything of relevance in the EPL or Europe.
>>144151124>People realised that sacking the manager hasn't worked the last three or four timesmaybe it will this time, you could make a case for mou and ole that they got screwed by woodward taking forever to get deals done, signing useless expired luxury players like ronaldo, zlatan, casemiro etc, giving ridiculous contracts to substandard players and ignoring the cracks at old trafford for many many years. Ten hag on the other hand has been supported massively, he got the players he actually wanted unlike past managers yet he still has nothing to show for it other than a fluke FA cup win
>>144150686retards like you say this every year.
>>144154687Lmao wtf
>>144137509Yup, this is my /mug/
>>144158731*Sings: "You're not fit to wear the shirt!"*
>>144154801screeching
>>144159256you 6ft? then sure
>>144160017to understand man uniteds retarded transfer fees youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above ten hag want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player. they want a guy with hype, a blockbuster signing to1.placate the fans2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga3.it makes them look like theyre still a big clubin a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the whole online world is trolling them, that earns them more interaction and more money. theyre not a football club, they are a marketing firm with a football arm, and it works well for them, they just tricked some old boomer to give like 4bn for 49 percent of the club
>>144166591This may have been true 5 years ago but Zirkzee and the snoop dogg CB were hardly superstars
>>144155079Everyone from Nice warned poonited fans that the Ratcliffs had no idea how to run a football club and refused to let anyone with experience do it in their stead, instead they were all met with "URM ACTUALLY WE'RE A BIG CLUB SO THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN". Thank God >We 're getting sold next window.
>>144166601Yoro is arguably the biggest CB prospect in the world, which United overpaid to hell just to beat Perez and surf on his hype, he perfectly fits the description.
>>144166750de ligt too
>>144166750There's no way RM were serious about signing Yoro, come on man.
Lover their suffering
>>144166818they were only going to go for him if he waited to join on a free like a bunch of recent signings.
>>144157470when you realise youve been jewed
>>144167086>be Sir Jim Ratcliffe>take control of Manchester United>notice that 10Hag has already spent 400 million on eredivisie frauds>give him another 250 million>he spends it on eredivisie frauds What did SJR expect?
>>144163893People argued that Mourinho was more than supported with nearly 2 billion in transfer signings during his tenure. Ole the same, people say he was backed and should have been sacked years before (while saying that Mou should have been backed). Now with Ten Hag people say that Ole and Mou should have been backed more but Ten Hag has been backed plenty. Fast forward three years and we will hear how Southgate has been backed enough by being allowed to bring Henderson, Trent and Rice to Old Trafford and he doesn't deserve any more time, unlike Ten Hag and Ole who got screwed by the club and weren't allowed to build their team. Honestly people should accept that United are a cup team for the next few years and wait for a generational shift, worked for Arsenal and worked for Liverpool.
>>144167211>2 billionSorry, misread transfermarket, he was backed by united to the tune of over half a billion euros at a time where transfer fees were nowhere near as retarded (in fact buying Pogba back was arguably what kicked off the arms race). Point still stands, mou was backed, Ole (who I personally would have stuck with because United were a cup team and the "PE teacher" was putting them second and third in the league) was backed too. Managers at United are sacked to take attention away from the problems in the club, not to address them.
>>144166591the glazers priority is to siphon as much money out of the club as they can get away with. Your points 1.2.3. are all part of that. They take just enough, and 1.2.3. are just enought to keep everyone from flipping out.they will eventually leave a broken shell of a club like their tribe does to countries
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>>144167262They just spent 200m this window
>>144167262Why don't they leave allready
>>144167309still more money to be siphoned, more damage to be done
>>144167291
>>144167262siphoning money out of the club means less money when they do sell, dipshit. it's not the amazing money making scheme you financially illiterate morons think it is
>>144167342they bought the club for less than 1bn (effectively 0 considering it was a loan against the club itself)then they stole tens of millions every year for over a decadethen sold half the club for 4bnim gonna trust the jews on this one
>>144167342>giving yourself huge dividends doesnt make you moneythen why does every billionaire do it to their own companies?
>>144167355yeah their plan is working well why what is being left behind is a shadow of a club on the pitch and off the pitch.
how can manure customers complain that theres no investment lolthey spend eye watering sums of money window after window
>>144167388It's because city is so rich
>>144167388It was explained to you here >>144166591 points 1.2.and 3.only jews run as much cover as you are for the jews
>>144157920slut won el baldico
>>144160135Rashford is still riding on a few games he looked promising in when he was 18 years old. Manure fans are still waiting for him to fulfill his potential any year now
Customer service isn’t answering my calls
sir jim... i just need another 600m to spend.... then we should get top 7....
>Ipswich and Brentford lose to Liverpool/sp/ sleeps>Man U lose to LiverpoolLOL HAHA MUG MUG MUG The double standards on this board are a joke, just like these threads
>>144168087kek
>>144160478let's be honest, those were pure luck
>>144153984its soover...
who the fuck is Manuel Ugarte and why are utd fans excited about a player who was sold for a loss after a year at PSG.
>>144168576Desperation
>>144154801I've just noticed the failure shirt edits the JmmL hand gesture to include the middle fingerThat's actually a good design kek
>>144150595>What era of /mug/ did you enjoy the most?Nothing will ever top>moyesfor me. It was too short lived
MUG MUG MUG
>>144159452He's basically a fanny in vaguely human form.
>>144169790We need to go back further to proto-/mug/
>>144169868the slovak ABU was the bestrest in power king
Manchester United is still the best.
>>144169790>Post laughing at Man U having 14 draws>Last season had 14 lossesAre Man Utd getting worse?
>>144169947Yes
>>144169790Was this a realistic lineup?
>>144170451this will probably be their lineup in 2027
>>144169768sexo
>>144169932
>>144149367breasts
Hard to see where Ten Hag goes from here. Maybe they need more players from Ajax?
