OILCASTLE>Team to play Tottenham: Pope; Livramento, Krafth, Burn, Kelly; Longstaff, Guimaraes, Joelinton; Gordon, Isak, BarnesSubstitutes: Dubravka, Trippier, Tonali, Targett, Osula, Hall, J.Murphy, Almiron, A.MurphySPUDS>Tottenham: Vicario; Pedro Porro, Romero, Dragusin, Udogie; Sarr, Bissouma; Kulusevski, Maddison, Odobert; Son.Subs: Forster, Spence, Davies, Devine, Gray, Bentancur, Bergvall, Johnson, Werner. CL HOPES ARE OVER FOR WHOEVER LOSES
correct format for once well done
>>144139798>CL HOPES ARE OVER FOR WHOEVER LOSESThe Yid Army were celebrating that last season while losing against City.
>odobertkek
>>144139821one of the rare times I was angry at my clubconsidered leaving my smelly bedroom to protest against themdidnt though
>werner benched >spent 60m on replacement striker and dont play him
Ange wants out of this dogshit club
spurs bench is a shite to behold
Who the fuck is Odobert? Where's R9 The Kane Replacement?
>>144139877>Who the fuck is Odobert?One of the 100 AMs that did fuck all for Burnley last year
>>144139798Newcastle have made five changes, Kieran Trippier and Lewis Hall drop to the bench, with Lloyd Kelly and Tino Livramento back in the team. Emil Krafth continues at centre half with Fabian Schar suspended.Sandro Tonali drops to the bench and Joe Willock is injured, so Bruno Guimaraes and Sean Longstaff come back in. Miguel Almiron drops to the bench for Anthony Gordon, while Harvey Barnes keeps his place after coming off the bench to set up the equaliser at Bournemouth last weekend.
"Ange Postecoglou has tightened up his midfield with the introduction of Pape Sarr to play alongside Yves Bissouma."
this is unironically a top 4 knockout gamewinner gets it, loser is playing in EL next year and the manager is out at the end of the seasonhuge match
Van de Ven's horror show at Newcastle last time outNo Micky van de Ven in the Tottenham squad at Newcastle.The Dutch defender had a nightmare afternoon the last time Spurs went to St James' Park, so it may not be such a bad thing.
>>144140026
>>144139798OUCH
>>144140051kino
>>144140080its never been more overwelcome to besiktas
>>144140051He's just break dancing, you guys
'Newcastle should have brought better players in'Sky Sports' Gary Neville on Newcastle's transfers:"We expected them to come in and be flamboyant, maybe eccentric. We've seen what Chelsea have done with all that money."Listening to Eddie (Howe), I would suggest he feels disappointed by what's happened in the last few months because they should have got better players in.''
>>144140080>the just fuck my shit up senpai special
>>144140145Their window was horrible, not sure why the fans aren't angrier about it really
"Members of Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund (PIF) including Yasir Al-Rumayyan, Asma Rezeeq and Jacobo Solis will be in attendance at St. James Park today.''
COYS!!!
>>144140145if they did he'd bitch and moan about muh saudi money trying to buy the league, you never win when arguing with tards like Neville
I have a good feeling about this
come on you coys
>>144140226true coys know we're gonna bottle it. youre not a proper coy if you think we're gonna win this shit
>>144140145"The bigger problem for them, if they get beat today there will be a lot of negativity going into the international break. There's a lot of pressure from the supporters on Darren Eales the CEO and Paul Mitchell the sporting director. "They've got to be very careful they don't lose Eddie Howe because he is the number one person in most people's eyes for the England job. If that carries on the way it's going, if he's not happy, he's going to go to the England job."
>>144140226COME ON, FEEL THE COYSWE'RE JEWS AND THEY'RE GOYSWE GO WILD WILD WILD
>>144140348kek
cum on your sperms
>>144139875M I L K
>>144140387they all look the same, except for Grimes on the far right
Spursbros are we going to get wrecked again? No Van de Ven...
>>1441403876>3>2>1>4>5
>>144140439son masterclass incoming
>>144140387danielle mum got bleached?
>>144140439Just celebrate when you lose like you did last season
>>144140483kek
>>144140387Asian guys really love women with tiny heads, right
SAVE US DRAGUSIN
Spurscels... be afraid.
I put a cheeky 100€ bet on over 5.5 goals that will pay out 580€ when it inevitably surely will happen.
>>144140506son just has a slabhead
>>144140548max cheek, enjoy your wins
the sandcastle is crumbling
does sky hate cricket or something?why did they put their schedule of sport up and completely ignore england are playing cricket at lords right now on sky sports cricket
Why do Newcastle customers continue to defend Sean Longstaff being selected?
this is gonna be a high scorer i can feel it
I just want summer to end already, fuck this heat.
>>144140664eddie meme has a boner for english players we accept him despite his faults
Getting real sick of this fat greek and his obsession with Bissouma and Sarr.Archie Gray should be starting every game, but no gotta accommodate his favourite africans.
it's already the third season under paki rule and newcastle honestly look about a decade away from winning the league stillteams like brighton and west ham have better squads than them
wouldn't say no to a high scoring draw here
>>144140692this but with bergvall
>>144140703money isnt everything, look at chelsea and manure
>>144140712sandcastle have unlimited wealth and are still buying shit players
>>144140662zoomers only care about ''the hundred'' according to sky
COYS
>>144140703people just assume every rich team is gonna pull a city. theyre at the top cos theyre very well run and have peps roid doctors.
>already rolling on the groundjesus christ get on with it before I piss myself
>>144140739city won the league under fucking mancinia literal fraud
why are today's games on at the wrong time?
>>144139798absolutely love this format
>>144140753no good teams back then desu, fergies manure were ok but everyone else in the early 10s was shit
>>144140765chapter 1once upon a time like 90 years ago a cunt called rupert murdoch was born..
These 2 kits clash
>>144140773fergies manure was the best team the PL had ever seen up to that pointand city only just toppled them on the last dayin no way could I ever see newcastle topping city for the next couple of decades
Ange is a fat fuck fraud absolute amateur coach of the lowest level fucking joke of a man sacked by November
would have closed the stream if that went in
>>144140548was expecting a 3-3 at least here, so I just know it's going to be goalless
>>144140826Mate…
that dive from porro xDgets arm touched, legs go out from under.
>>144140905just who we are mate
>>144140703They have to do it like this to be legit. It just shows you how bad city cheated way back when
>>144140924it was the ethical thing to do thoughthe red cartel and evil and they make the rules and they needed bringing to heel
>>144140913fair play, Spanish are known cheats, look at arteta
>spurs getting molested again
going to have the /f1/ on and flashscore in another tabwhen I see the red dot in this or the chelsea game i'll tune in to the relevant stream
Oh so this is the so called thrilling Angeball fucking hell it's just Conte with a high line
>>144140950dunno if that one will hold up in court my highness
>>144140905>xD
HOWEVER
Eaten all my snacks already
>>144140971it's not going to court it's going to a PL independent tribunal and they can easily be paid off
Get this obese greek cunt out of my club Setting us back 10 years
>english offside league
slurp
Ange "don't need a midfield mate" Postecuntlu
Is this fat greek really playing Odobert out of position at RW to accommodate Son at LW?Does Son just get unlimited chances? He's hopeless at LW, too old and too slow.
>>144140991just got mine lined up for the /f1/
both teams are shit
>>144141123based son truther
What does he do? Something's off about this guy
>>144141128weird fork
he's had enoughref's taking his ball home with him
MEDICAL EMERGENCY
What's happening.
>spuds>refs
REF NEEDS A POO
>>144141173linesman pulled up
can we just fastforward to /mug/ already
vax status?
safe and effective
>>144140991What did you have
ref got a booboo
>still seething about the vax in the year of our lord 2024move on fags
Ange having a quick burger while we wait fat fuck
this lad take any holidays to Saudi Arabia lately?
>>144141205SOON
>>144141128>pineapple and pastries
>>144141240No refunds
>>144141240any regrets?
>>144141219M&S Raspberry and custard pastry M&S apple crumble2 bags of WotsitsYoghurt covered rice cake
>>144141240We'll all be dead in 6 months / 2 years / 5 years / 10 years
>>144141273keep it up and you'll be Ange's size soon enough
I need helpCan someone explain to me why I'm supposed to be amazed with Angeball?It's utter utter shit. Just useless horseshoe football with no midfielders
Is it autumn yet? I need to plant some seeds
>>144141273Wotsits are a bit rogue in that selection pal
>>144141273fat cunt
>>144141323he's a genius mate
>>144141299Hope so. Apparently all you need is to be obese and an amateur and you can earn millions as a PL coach
>>144141454bonus points for bald
>>144141449Stop posting this image. If Eric Dier wasn't literally like an inch offside his goal would have counted and the plan would have worked
You know you’re guaranteed a shit game when Andy Hinchcliffe is doing the co comms
when the fuck is sven botman coming back
>>144141498bundes was telling me dier is the white beckhambower or something yesterday. dunno who that is but they seem to like him
>>144141525Please explain how a commentator can effect the outcome of a game?
>>144141525If I had to sit with him through a football match I’d kill him and then myself
>>144141543it can affect the enjoyment and quality of the experiencealso hes a wizard
>>144141543vibes
Ange Postecongo
>>144141543He’s a moaner who thinks he’s better than the players
>>144141620Sounds like my wife
>spuds
Oh no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Half time plans?
>sperms
good goal that
BARNEY
BARNESSSSSSSSSSSSS
season over
>The big, fat, sweaty, sloppy, rotund, obese city of big fat Ange "Mate" Impostercoglu
>>144141867Beat my imaginary wife
ANGE OUT
Um, Angemates?
Wow great stuff Ange
bit antisemitic from barnes there
>>144141867Take a nasty shit while checking out the chelsea thread
Fat clueless cunt
I'm from the future Tottenham win 2-0
Yes, Yid Bros!! We're losing!!!!! *does the Poznan*
it's over angebros
>>144141867Cup of tea and some lunch
>Dragusin starts>Spuds' defense goes to shit
>"I usually win trophies in my second season."Why did he say it?
Fat Mate "Ange" Postecoglou has to go I'm afraid
trust the plan /coys/
>>144141867might crack open a bear
>>144142025hes SO shitwtf were we thinkingmakes chiriches look like van dijk
I think what spurs need to do is pass the ball from one side of the pitch to the other more
>>144142038just who he is mate
>>144142091Could pass it into the back of the net as well
AAAHHHHHHH SAVE US TIMO
that was some ugly play all around
this half time team talk will determine ange's destiny
Kek just went to the toon review YouTube channel. Fuck I feel sorry for this doode. He does not look healthy at all.
Spurs are fucking awful
>>144142167Big john?
>>144142167corr bet he loves his greggs
>>144142167Thank god he has his shirt on
>>144142162Can't talk whenure stuffing your face with burgers
>>144141867look up hypothetical decay of protons
>Dragushit
Come on lads let's get a couple more sideways passes before the half ends!
>>144142167brother needs to review his arteries before it's too late
anthony gordon looks like a 40 year old lesbian
>>144142306And?
>diverson
>Baddison
>>144142295Doubt he'll see the end of the season.
James Maddison doing nowt all game then doing a crap dive?Say it ain't so
>james madison
Playing Odobert out of position to accommodate a finished Son at LW.Playing no striker.Double African midfield with Bissouma and Sarr.Meme set piece plays.The fat greek is just a bad manager. Reminds me of Redknapp in a lot of ways; all about "muh character" and cares nothing for tactics or playing guys in their correct position.
Spurs sicken me They make me sickSick to bastard death of them
Yank adverts are almost as unbearable as ours
THE SITUATION IS CRITICAL!LET THE TWINKS IN
>>144142459do you get this garbage?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVqppTP9T8
>>144142459they only have 3 advertsfoodpharma/drugspickup trucks
have you booked your tickets for the oasis reunion tour?
Don't worry lads, Dominic Solanke will be back soon
>>144142459It's an election year, 75% of them are political ads now
>>144142492I don't remember seeing that one but it might have aired over here, very cringy.
>>144142512Yeah got Heaton Park
>>144142492could be worsecould be forced to watch this shite five times every matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbO4N45jng
>>144140854What stream?
>>144142512no I don't like crowded places
love studgeeasily my favourite pundit in modern year
>>144142512tried yesterday. waited in a ticketmaster queue for 8 hours and when i finally got to the front they'd ramped up the price of tickets due to demand from £75 to £360 so i fucked it off.
>>144142512Nah not really a fan. Also seeing how much money they've made from this there's no way they won't just start touring again for years to come.
>godaddywtf lol
>>144142515>played entire last season uninjured>joins spurs>injures grim
are people still posting in this thread?>izak
Half-time subs are the sign of a manager panicking for his job
I'm done with this fucking SHIT
A) Which part of Newcastle you from?B) do you recognise this 1960s architectural marvel?
>>144143129>A) Which part of Newcastle you from?Newcastle County, Delaware>B) do you recognise this 1960s architectural marvel?No.
>>144143129A) I'm not from NewcastleB) Nothing to recognise
>>144143162Forgot the pic. What a divvie I am
>>144143129lovely building that mate
tot status?
Don't know how you can live in Newcastle, it's too far norf
>>144143195Corrected.
>doubting ange
>>144143209It’s mostly white tbf other than forren students
>Camambert
>>144143129I was born across the road from this relatively new castle
unleash the yingele, angelos
>>144143289For me, it’s the Chinese students at Ncl Uni who barely speak English and yet still manage to attain a 2:1 in Business Management and Economics
cheeky trollbar
TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT
COYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
semen slurping sport, actually homosexual if you enjoy this
KEKEK
>poocastle
IT'S A HOWLA
Well well well
>PopeCatholic bros
KWAB
>NEWCASLEL
Fuck off dan burns.
>popeSunday league goalkeeping there
COMEDY GOAL
COYS!
what the fuck was that lmao
The fuck just happened?
Brilliant finish by Burn
Dan Burn you beauty Keeping Fat in a job
where my tonali
>POOSHITSTLE
newcastle has looked so bad. they look like the mike ashley newcastle
>dan burn>sean longstaffSeriously, why do Newcastle love these tall lumps of shit?
Don't think that was going in until the "clearance"
Human rights abuser bros...
>tynecastle being completely outplayed all game>still only 1-1eddieball is balls
MANS ABSOLUTELY BELTED THAT OWN GOAL
>pedro blunt
poorro
When's the last time you saw a goal from a freekick?
you can't convince me that own goal wasn't intentional
TACTICAL GOALKEEPER INJURYits about time they stopped this shit
I’m watching the match on sky but mate after a link does anyone have the latest freestreams live linkI used to use it for tennis but the last 2 links I have aren’t working and I’m not joining their discord because it’s gay
>>144143666yh
>>144143734Can I have it
>PASTA A LA VISTAOH SHIT, TOT BROS, ARE WE GOOD?
be funny if tonali had a season-ending ACL after two minutes
>>144143899>>144143899pool vs man u
I bet tonali is going to score the winner
>>144143666Why aren't you using footybite.to
>>144143937Haha...wait a minute, is that a gambling joke?
>>144143937Careful, you might get him suspended again
dan burn hankering for a move away to gainsborough trinity
>>144143937>tonali (OG) (90’+6)
Angeball haters have got to be seething rn
>dan bum
Oh look at that did Ange do his little half time shouty shouty and then back to shit football after 10 minutes of the second half?
digits and spurs scores the winner
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT JONNY
ynr that Burn is the most capped newcassel defender in history
>>144144072Yeah
TIMO WERLINZ
Newcastle should probably stop giving the ball to rhe other team.
>Get bought by Saudi>Everyone hates you>Not allowed to spend money anyway>Still playing Dan Burn
IRELAND'S BRAVE TIM O'WERNER
Tim Wernersøn
jesus all these chances
>>144144213and we'll find a way to lose 2-1 lol
Timothee Wernermet
>Mongson
>>144144045we should go back to conteball fr fr
why this keeps happening!?!?!?!!?!? tot???
>spoods
Spuds
>SPERMS
sack ange, seen enough
IZAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWHAT A FUCKINNGGGGGGGGGGG PASSS TO START THE ATTACK
least surprising spurs match
MATE
What team is worse to support, Everton or Spurs?
>Thinking about pies
Angelos got his little half time boost and then loses
>SPUDS
spud buds...
why is football so unfairyou cant tell me newcastle deserves to win
>spums
god damn the joelinton pass
grim
send in the twink
Lads...
Ange sacked in November
>>144144460well they have scored more goals ergo they deserve to win
Islam 2-1 Judaism
>>144144498Twinks are in, we're saved
BETANCUR is romanian is BET AN' CUR which means BET AND ASS
4 Swedish players on the pitch right now. Let that sink in.
levy out
I see 3
Why does every black on Spurs have that retarded Travis Scott haircut?
bewildering refereeing decision
Fuck me, Newcastle have been lucky as hell so far this season.
Postecoglou is a terrible manager. This is what you get for favouring old man Son so much.
>>144144642nonce
been a while since I've tuned in, where is my boy richarlingz?
why would anyone willingly support judenklub tottenham? isnt aresnal, gay for other compelling reasons, in the same area
Unironically want Ange sacked at fulltime
>>144144603yingele 90+4
This shitty spurs side could play all day and they'd create all the chances you like but would never score. Even newcastle had to score their goal for them.
Ange Postecoglu's hairy pooey arsehole eminating a foul stench
>>144144778Collecting checks from his bedroom
Selling Kane for a gorillion pounds and getting Poolanke and Shitcharlison to replace him... Spurs are never getting champions league again.
Bruno Ginx?
why the fuck is it again 5 minutes? there has been no stoppage
>>144145099the call is in
HURR DURR MUH FIST PUMPSPlayers should get banned for doing that cringey shit. It's always Sandcatle too
WHAT ARE THIS NI**ER PORWAED PASSES THEY ARE SO FUCKING SHIT FKN GARBAGE WHY CANT HE JUST PASS IT FORWARD TO WHERE THE PLAYER IS GOING TO BEEEE?"?!?" KULUSHIT YOU'RE A RUSKY NEVER A SWEDE
>>144144952It doesn't matter who they replaced him with, they have a dud manager.
>>144140548F
>Linton man of the matchLmao what
>>144144724>better team>can't score
FUCK YEAH >SPUDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>play like fucking shit>win
anyone have the picture of fat ange as the spurs logo
fuck this club
>>144145281he created the winning chance
>>144139798İf they had Solanke or Richarlison spurs would have won it İt's an improvement if you consider the fact spurs last 2 times they went to the st James's park lost ten to one in aggregate
>NBC isn't even showing Liverpool Manchester United on TVFuck off faggots I'm not buying peecock
Lol I like Ange but how shite are Spurs to lose to THAT? Toon were playing like they were on the piss all morning
>>144145507>So Lanky
>>144145544Both richarlison and Dominic solanke are outThey couldn't finish for shit
>>144145525it's on some spanish speaking channel i think
>>144145148kek you're boiling. back to your /epl/ containment thread with you lad
>>144145544No, he's a crap manager. He's too dumb to realize that Son on the left doesn't work.
